Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Movie Theater Candy w/ Kippy & Foley
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2024
- Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans? - Комедії
"you ever drink your fries?" is a homerun question
ALWAYS! 😂 Can't have greasy paws while I'm breaking civil traffic laws
took me a second as well 😂
Someone could really go wild with all the bj screenshots following that question
Just drank some Wendy’s fries for dinner 🤌🏼
I still don’t get it 🤔
Every time I tell my 4 year old to take out the trash he whispers in a Kipy Voice “Trash Trash trash “ think I’m raising him to be garbage
Why you making a 4yo take out the trash
@@ragnakakso when hes your age you dont gotta ask
@@ragnakak I learned how to use an axe to split wood at 6yrs, put worms on fishing hooks and remove the caught fish off the hook around the same age, how to whittle wood with a knife at 6, how to use a chainsaw at like 8yrs etc. And I didn't even grow up in the countryside(a smallish factory town of 55k residents), learnt just out of wood heating necessity, and hobbies. What's taking out trash? Carrying a bag to a bin. At 4 kids should start to learn household basics at a reasonable pace.
@@ragnakak that is your question - why is a four-year-old listening to this podcast lol
@@ragnakakat 4 kippy was doing his own laundry #rasieemright
"Real quick, i remember not being able to count." Foley is hilarious
Followed by a “please good sir may i procure a pretzel 🥨 please”
Toby looks like the guy at AutoZone who seemingly knows nothing about Cars and tells you he thinks they are Out of Stock before reasking what you are looking for
😂😂😂
@@rustincole_w1339 😂 your hilarious. I’m dying over here first from the Toby burn then you laughing at it yourself 😂😂😂😂 holy shit I’m in tears thank you
@@Gixsir I try to drop a Toby roast every couple episodes ... Check out the last couple months episodes, you'll see better roasts from me in the comments.than this one ^ 😁 Happy I made ya laugh. That's always the goal..
I hate that that exact thing happened when I went there to get a part for my Mazda. The guy behind the counter said “they don’t make a Mazda 3”
Is that a 2 or 4 wheel drive Miata?
54:01
this Jazz Club bit had me wheezing.
Just imagining the boys in a smoky lounge and with a Ray impression “good evening ladies and gentleman, I’m Kippy Charles. Foley man, take that beat for a walk” and big man is just passed out on the Cello 🤣
ultimate dirt bag phrase "i hate jazz"
I wait for family episodes ❤
I don't think I've ever skipped a family episode.
Ya forget all those dopes. Circle them wagons
If you get the patreon you can get two family ep’s a week!
i love the family episodes but i prefer guests
@@Somanykyles I spring for the Paych just for the Hard Mother-Fuckin Feelins' epi's. Good times.
"They're not letting the idiots back there with the sharp knives" says Mr. five-pennies
I’ve washed my whole car with the gas station wiper bucket.
I live in Maine so I ALWAYS at least clean the salt off my lights every pump!!
$22 for a car wash? I don’t think so. Free cleaner and paper towels at the gas station, yes sir.
How long did that take you my goodness lmaoooo
I've seen someone go around with a big water bottle filling it up with the free hand sanitizer by the pumps. No more hand sanitizer now.
Thanks for getting the sponge full of sand 😢
Kippy doesn’t hate jazz, he fears it.
m.ua-cam.com/video/C8lrpSk0XYI/v-deo.html
ultimate dirt bag phrase "i hate jazz"
The image of chubby lil Kippy fumbling along on a bass to Summertime is hilarious
Love youse, boys, homies, and bozos!
Back atcha
Right back, atcha!
HACHI MACHI back with another family episodes. Just the homies and the bozos!
When you get a chuckle from ol Kippy RUN WITH IT!!!
Bought some nice speakers for my roommates reciever in a suspect walmart parking lot in college. Said they were "extras" and the commision was less than the bonus if they got rid of this last set. Roomate was an engineer, they let us open the package to look em over. We inspected em, everything checked out. We paid 25% of the sticker price(cash) on the DEFINITELY hot speakers, those boys got their crack money or whatever everyone was happy. We bumped those beauties at plenty of parties in our dorm with roof access. Good times.
Sundays are the best
Toby is absolutely correct about the peanut butter m&m! Milk chocolate can kick rocks 😂
All the Bozos all the Homies let’s gooooo!
T-Bone with the merch idea of the year, Kippy's little Killdozer with the ball cart
Too bad we can't get it by June 4th for the 20th anniversary!
I have a great fence/neighbor story. My half-brother's grandmother lived in the same house since her husband built it in 1974. They also owned the neighbor's property (an empty lot) for about 15 years before selling it. They had a wooden fence put in around 1989. In 2012, a new family moved next door. The grandmother told them she was going to replace the fence (she was embarrassed about the condition) and then the neighbors went through a survey to figure out that the fence was actually on their property. They didn't want any construction going on because they just spent a lot on landscaping. On the day it was proven that the fence was actually on their property by about an inch, the father leaned a large ladder against the fence, then asked his kid to grab it when he was on the side of the house. We were on the second floor deck spying on him to see what they were doing. The top of the ladder hooked on the center post and the dumb 12-year-old kid tore down the middle of the fence trying to pull it instead of lifting up the ladder instead. So instead of waiting for a brand new fence to be put up before claiming it was on his property, he had to replace the entire fence, which was about 50 feet. He had proven ownership of the fence for about three hours.
cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme...
36:03 Kippy…. If your lawn service is cutting your yard without bagging it, then you’re definitely paying a guy with a push mower and shovel in the back of his pick up. Even trashy, drunken lawn company employees are going to mow your yard then bag the clippings and throw the bag on the truck before leaving… AS a trashy drunken lawn service employee, the time it took to type out this message that was WAY too long, was worth it 😂
Came to say this lol
Thank you for your service (and typing time). 😂 Great comment.
Former groundskeeper, we never bagged our grass. Healthier for the lawn in the long run
You're killing the lawn by bagging up the clippings. Don't be a lazy landscaper and mulch it properly and take your time with your work. I know we're garbage but we can't Be lazy fellas
As a former groundskeeper myself, Kippy is bang-on. It's also healthier for the grass to leave the clippings to decompose and fertilize.
But the clippings can't be too long or it clumps together and wilts the grass underneath. I know this because my landlord does that and I have a bunch of bald spots in the lawn
This episode could be called, Fat Guy NASA - no food combo left unexplored.
Just cracked open a bottle of funny pills and my cat is chillin on my lap, he's about the size of Foley so I'm tryna watch this before my legs go numb. Sunday night with the bozos is always a good time I can tell ya that right now🤌🤌🤌
lmao fat feline foley getting cozy 🤣
I need a Drumline remake with Foley on bass
"I don't understand this term" spot clean, " 😅😂 Foley kills me.
he baffles me with his total lack of awareness sometimes
@@downundertherim6011 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what happens when you are 50 years old and still have your elderly Mom do your laundry
Youse fellas got to get Billy Burr at the table.
They have?
@@jenniferriley6440n’t
Wedding leftovers are standard! What’s better than cold bbq and cake when you’re FUCKED up after your nuptials! (Former wedding planner\current wedding caterer)
T-bone talking about Dad’s standard operating procedure had me in stitches
Foley every episode has some new " I love a chocolate milk at a train station " moment.. it's like listening to a junkie explain how good 80s coke was
"Yeah thats crazy" Kippy says about people going to their ex's wedding as if he isnt doing that in December 🤣
Theeese are the Sundays I like, thank you bozos! Love youse!
Soeakijgbof buncha crunch, ya can't forget that brief period where we had the Butterfinger BB's(thanks in part to the simpsons ad campaign)
They were bangers.
Kippy not knowing Joan Collins was wild hahaha
Kippy has his big sister’s jacket on that’s cute. Kippy just wants to have fun.
6:48 "You guys ever meet in the middle and shake hands on Christmas? LOL had me rolling.
Just saw the new planet of the apes movie (trash)
Brought in candy from dollar store (trash)
Split a large popcorn and two drinks among 4 people (TRASH)
"Trash trash trash"
Absolute killer show in Albany recently yall ! i literally talk about the pod every day n look forward to seeing everything that the whole gang is up to. You make a huge difference in my life, love youse so much🦅♥️
As an athletic fit person I really enjoy this podcast since 90 percent of what you guys talk about is Food , I am living my fat life vicariously through this pod. 😂
Oh my god I thought I might've been the only one 😂
I'm taking the wedding leftovers. If I bought it, thats mine lmao
When I was a kid we had a neighbour that tried to convince my parents to split the cost of a row of trees to separate the yard, and when they didnt agree we had problems with him the rest of our lives cause he had to pay for the whole ting 🤣🤣
Toby nailed the Dad SOP for eating snacks out of a cup.
Foley you couldn't be more wrong about the lawn mower. You were just too lazy to mulch it correctly 😂
Best part of my day is with yall bozos,and homies
Right back atcha!
30:09 Foley just described a kolache. Had some in Texas and they were pretty delicious!
That is true about the snickers. My older brother did show me the frozen snickers at the snack bar at the yacht club. I’m almost positive he showed me.
You can't make a living hanging out! Kippys sadistic laugh. Calling out his mom. Gold.
My dad owned a landscaping company for 35 years and he bagged every lawn he cut. That is the majority of what fills up the back of a dump truck. Leaves are only a problem in late fall.
Went home sick from work. You guys mad me feel better. Thanks garbage fam
Snacks out a cup. Drugs in a room. Everybody on medicine. Living our best lives.
Just saw the boys at the Albany Funny Bone. Best show yet this year. 🎉 Murdered
"I'm gonna throw out a combination of 3 words that's gonna get Kippy rock hard! 'Original Pretzel Nuggets Bucket'" - Toby... lmao never change, guys!
I already love the name of this episode
29:00 Toby saying I’m going to throw out a combination of 3 words then proceeds to say Original Pretzel Nuggets Bucket 😂 nuggets bucket!
Best part of my Sunday is spending it with the fam. Also when we getting a nick mullen episode you bozos?
Peanut 🥜 m&m’s are the BEST.
Sno caps are hands down the best movie theater candy. 100% on T-Bones side for this one
Wouldn't kick a box of raisinets outta bed needer
Wouldn't kick a box of raisinets outta bed needer
Couldn't be more wrong about landscapers bagging grass😆😆
One of my favorite things I’ve ever heard on this podcast. “We gotta hold people accountable, Burger King STINKS”
Maybe controversial but if I'm eating fries while driving, I rip the bag horizontally about half way down and pour the fries into it. That way you have easy access to your fries and you dont have to mess with the fry container. The first time I did this about only about 3 months ago, but I knew right then and there that it was a milestone in fat wisdom.
My favorite podcast Always enjoy.
That was a hydrostatic lawn mower. That’s why you saw all the hydraulic lines, great mowers. People bag grass when they wanna burn it or get rid of it. Mulching it up can cause your grass you fry.
I’ve probably watched or heard every family episode. 💜💜 love you bozos!
48:06 I’m hammered & laughing harder than ever at this point.
This ep was a banger!
Love you two’s!!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
AYG is life
Cold iceberg lettuce with chunky blue cheese dressing and crumbled bacon on a frozen plate. Clean livin’!
Y'all Rock! Keep up the vids! 🎉
sunday uploads are classy
“Death Pasta” 😂
That's I played french horn in middle school.i wanted to play percussion. Now I play bass
Anyone with their patrion, is it worth it??? Huge fan of the show
Absolutely 💯 worth it
The best value out there
Worth it for Hard Feelings alone
I make Chicago dogs and a nice big salad for me and the missus almost weekly 😂😂😂
Is the salad an act of contrition to your arteries, for the hot dog?🤔😂
Don't need a straw for that popcorn dust, spoons all the way fellas. Spoons all the way.
That’s hilarious bout the “can’t make a livin by hangin out” bit. 😂😂 oh, how life works out
You guys were fabulous in Rochester!!! Great show!
Love the sound of police sirens outside of Tuddys
Let's go, boys!!!!😂❤
31:32 Kippy put two fingers to the temple, discussing food just got serious, tell me about pretzel cheese boys!
What doesn’t make sense to me is you guys talk about doing a special- when every episode is f*cking hilarious. You guys are getting funnier and funnier. Thanks for the laughs. Cheers homies and bozos🤙
The legendary AYG gang!
Im so glad to be here amongst the homies and the bozos. 🙏
“He sleeps on one, I sleeps on one.”
The homies are blessed this Sunday
wearing a Charlie Parker jazz fest as i am watching this lol. Another Banger!! HowwwyaDoinnn
Sunday Funday!!
Guys, you roll out the pretzel dough like a snake as always, but instead of twisting it into a pretzel, you layer it in a circular motion and make it a cone, bake it, and then stuff the eggs and bacon inside of it. Breakfast pretzel cone. Boom!
I'm with the long hair on sno caps ! Best movie candy around cause it was the only place I got em !
They only existed in the movie theater
You guys could NOT be more wrong about the Auntie Anne's pretzel breakfast sandy's! They are ADDICTING! 🤤
Bro the gibberish returning from the first AD 😂😂😂 wtf dude 20:52
"Hey do you need some great speakers?" "See that club over there, they already paid for these but paid for 10 dozen and only wanted 1 dozen, so we have all these extra we want to sell CHEAP!" Always a demo pair and boxes taped closed filled with a couple bricks and newspaper.
Buncha crunch is the best!!
"I'm a cheese man, everyone knows that about me." 😅
that cut grass is new seed to keep the grass growing healthy. dont bag it, dont even rake it. the birds and squirrels etc will do most of the clean up.
Yippee Ki Kippy!
Turf specialist here...don't bag your lawn clippings it's better for your lawn to mulch and compost your clippings in the turf. If you have piles of grass laying there when you are done mowing, you are waiting too long to mow.
the two darts in the sheetrock is great
That would make a phenomenal skit. Door to door salesman for your Patreon lmao
Landscapers use leaf blowers for grass clippings. 😉
Literally watching this and eating peanut m&m’s, I’m trash.