It would probably get 'cancelled'. There's a band who used to be called Viet Cong. They were basically forced to change and are now called Preoccupations, their shows were getting cancelled solely due to their name.
@@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 then you cannot defeat this army. they will still kill you even if they are out of ammo because as you've said, they are computerised.
All China's military knows how to do is march. They have absolutely no modern battle experience. And all the tech they stole, they don't know how to use.
@@augu345 Actually, probably not "wise". Peter III was deposed by the army and replaced by his wife, Catherine the Great, because he was a fool who epitomized the expression "corporal's mania" - a fascination with uniforms and medals and drill, the "tricks of parade and the froth of discipline" - a man who in six months made a hash of Russian foreign policy, threw aside the gains Russia had made in Prussia during the Seven Years War, and handed those territories over to Russia's greatest foe, all because he idolized Frederick II of Prussia.
@@grahamhardy9658 Yeah, by throwing a bunch of farmers at helicopters until we decided "Fuck that we aren't getting anywhere." And pulled put faster than my dad should've.
Ha ha ha ha, if you match "PPAP" to the American invasion film in the Middle East, it will also look funny. Arrogant and ignorant propaganda makes your head a little abnormal. Everything has two sides. What the army wants is discipline, which will be tested on the battlefield
The U.S. military, with freedom in its mouth, the highest salary in the world, the best individual combat equipment at that time, and the most advanced military and other logistical support, has never seen a victory since the end of World War II. Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghanistan war, Syria war. The war in Iraq cooperated with other allies so that his advanced weapons did not cry, but it was only the beginning of the war. So far, the US military activities in Asia and the Middle East have not been successful. When it went to the battlefield, it was scared by the Vietnamese tree to call Ma, which is how funny to laugh at others
@@liluhua8159 I don’t understand, are you trying to say the US has lost every war it’s fought after 1945? Because, I hate to break it to you, China has been humiliated many, many, many, many times throughout history, first it was the Boxer rebellion, then the opium war, then ww2 where the United front got its butt handed to them by the Japanese, then after ww2 it was the Korean War were they lost half of Korea. The US is not the only one who’s lost, we just don’t get humiliated by others.
@@andrewhanna1084 for starters the editor has stabilised the footage using a tracker on some of the troops heads so it gives it that "extra trippy" look.
It’s the image stabilization making the video look a bit choppy. It’s why they look like they aren’t bobbing up and down like in a normal parade march.
@@catherineearnshawheathclif866 some men didn't have the privilege to pursue their education unlike in the modern era, so they chose to acquire skills outside of school. "True story"
us army ad: both of my parents are lesbians and i entered my calling to break the stereotype of women or something chinese army ad: u will literally go missing if u dont join
Cheegum Ok, thanks for that. It makes sense when your showing your might to the world. It is impressive, even slightly intimidating. Which of course is the intention.
Rumpole Del Bailey People in Europe/America has many different races mixed so we look different. But they are a "clean" race so that's why they look similar imo
+Kollányi Dávid Absolutely correct (for the Han Chinese on the mainland). The Han Chinese are effectively the largest almost 100% genetically homogeneous 'tribe' left on Earth. In the North though, the Chinese do look different because they are intermixed with the Mongols and North Asians via the old Manchu, now partially but not completely assimilated into Han. In Taiwan (which, geologically and anthropologically, is not China), indigenous people look very different from mainland immigrants (mostly Hakka and Hokkien Chinese).
@@w花b hmm, unlikely... there is so much diversity among caucasians. Both in facial structure, eye color, skin color, hair color. There is variation of facial structure among chinese, but from my experience I've seen it vary more among caucasians and other races. Not that I would find anything wrong with that! :D
Actually, I think there's something of it... I can see some stability enhancement and there must be something else going on with the video editing, it looks artificially weird... 🧐🤔
I wish white brainwashed by propaganda simpletons didn't have access to social media to be able to burden others with their (oblivious of their own ignorance and casual xenophobic stereotyping) idiocy. Try to think before you type.
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons Chinese people can't even access the internet legally. They have to use a VPN and if President Xi finds out, they get sent to prison
@@chaosXP3RT 1. What would that off-topic comment have to do with OP making a RACIST comment about Chinese military people (chinese people in general) not having a sense of humor? 2. Chinese citizens have access to the internet, you idiot. It is a CENSORED and REGULATED state-run internet. 3. If internet access itself were criminalized there, what good would VPNs be???? The government would simply withhold access to internet service from homes. What? Do you think internet access just floats around in the sky like oxygen and ANYONE can randomly access it? You must be a dumbass child that has never paid for internet home service before (or paid for anything). Learn to read. Stay on topic. Get off your soapbox. You aren't woke. Know what you are talking about BEFORE you run your mouth to strangers that won't pretend to indulge your dumbass bullshit like a friend will.
@@jimmyjohnn19 What do Mexicans have to do with this? No, not all Mexicans look the same because it is a nation that has a more diverse genetic pool that's ever expanding.
@@CLK944 wouldn't work on countries already adjusted to fighting china , those countries have a simple onsite directive "Shoot anything that has lizard like eyes and has a yellow skin"
their guns are literally plastic and polymer. and every export version that has been tested has been met with terrible reviews by customers. being called unreliable and crude
If you look them from the side, they look like a spammed error message of windows We are now at 600 likes, thanks to everyone who liked ❤️ and the one who will like too, of course
@@jeidun It's my comment, I do whatever I want with it. Also, if you are not thankful to the people who gave you a like, you are a simply a jerk.....'couse I could read a comment, laugh, and then pass without giving anything. Anyway, thank you for your comment : ).
Of course it looks super cool. But these are not real units, but parade units that are selected based on height and general stature. These parade units train for months for such parades and then put into the respective uniforms.
My new aesthetic is military marches to the tune of electro pop. UA-cam has ruined me.
Lemme introduce you to Neon Synth Socialist State North Korean Wave
ua-cam.com/video/xoCjUrVAFG0/v-deo.html
Same... I think this is actually not a bad thing though
sadly and underpopulated genre
may I also recommend the Red Army Choir's version of Western Songs?
ua-cam.com/video/-F832ZZNRV0/v-deo.html
Stfu and gtfo with you and your dumb aesthetic
@@glipk dont cry boi
0:23 when your so in synced that is starts to lag...
The Matrix couldn't process it.
Download more ram
Now we know what caused the world to heat up....
Servers cant handle this much players in one place
*CHN* : 1.400.050.000/256 Ping: 999
God, the image stabilization here is insane
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Chrome:*doesn't open*
Me:*clicked 69 times*
Chrome:
Lmao
Hahahahhaga
@CoH gamer AWESOME Cuz its Nice
64😛
Actually, “China Army” looks like a good name for a band
LobsterManUnknown • haha
A band with 3 000 000 members.
It's Red Army, champ.
The latest video ua-cam.com/video/xnoaWO3KDIA/v-deo.html
It would probably get 'cancelled'. There's a band who used to be called Viet Cong. They were basically forced to change and are now called Preoccupations, their shows were getting cancelled solely due to their name.
I find it amusing how music can turn something that supposed to be intimidating, into something totally comical:)
I have the same feeling..
Still intimidating though
I wonder if the Chinese military high command have seen this, maybe they love it?
sandra jenkins they'd probably react in the same way as you would if someone did this to a video of us troops
Still intimidating, though.
Their movements are so well synced it looks computerised
its because they are computers controlled by the chinese gov no chinese person would help his shity government
@@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 then you cannot defeat this army. they will still kill you even if they are out of ammo because as you've said, they are computerised.
@@WWuxian yes they would have instant calculations of things
If these pansies’ were in war they would be fucked.
All China's military knows how to do is march.
They have absolutely no modern battle experience. And all the tech they stole, they don't know how to use.
North Korean Army ft. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive: *finally a worthy opponent*
They’re allies tho
@@section9ag247 I say China is just itching to take over them
@@J_X999 not surprised about that
our battle will be legendary!
I like “drop the bomb on me “ ft North Korea 🇰🇵
"don't worry there's more fish in the sea"
The fish in the sea
🙄🤔☺
Bruh, I can feel it
There's none if you look at North-West Philipine Sea.
Cuz they destroyed the whole fukin reef.
Pen don’t get me started on that shitty China sea problem which isn’t even theirs!
@Here to comment/watch weird stuff ???
X AE-12 and his friends rolling out the factory floor
good joke 10/10 would laugh again
Oh no 666 likes
daves dead *11/10... Gotta always turn it up to 11
"200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way"
@superdiskboi yeah but that’s bs because even if they could pay for the equipment they’d be target practice for bombers
@@isziahs5951 So you think they're going to be in one place at once in the 3rd largest country in the world
@@Freedom-qf5jf stop making fun, you know they don’t learned geography.
1)gather 3000 billion people
2)USA: ?????
3)obliterate everything with atomic bombs
@Musa Ahmad sorry, I left that sentence without finishing. Bombers escorted by over half the US Air Force, Navy, and her allies. Suck it China
As Tsar Peter III might have said, "There's nothing more fun than making a bunch of soldiers march around".
Russians: We don't about Tsar here
Stress on the word 'might'
Wise Words from the Tsar
@@augu345 Actually, probably not "wise". Peter III was deposed by the army and replaced by his wife, Catherine the Great, because he was a fool who epitomized the expression "corporal's mania" - a fascination with uniforms and medals and drill, the "tricks of parade and the froth of discipline" - a man who in six months made a hash of Russian foreign policy, threw aside the gains Russia had made in Prussia during the Seven Years War, and handed those territories over to Russia's greatest foe, all because he idolized Frederick II of Prussia.
@@CosmicFishFaced doubt
Chinese army was specially designed to relieve OCD.
DANIEL BONILLA It is CDO! That's OCD in alphabetical order, THE WAY IT FUCKING SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!
@@backtofront5162 They are the dickheads that make up most of your things. Dont diss the chinese
@@vixonhq3417 which often breaks easily, also the maker of coronavirus disease
DANIEL BONILLA they were trained hard to get in the parade as it is a huge honour
Vienz Ian Lawas look up where coronavirus is from, it’s from the west and evolved in China
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Other countries armies:
*Gets epic background music*
The Chinese army:
"We're up all night to get lucky"
Chinese army is cooler.
You a vietnam why you proud that lmao army??
@@shesssssssssssssss6078 dude do you even know how to speak english 🤣🤣🤣
@@shesssssssssssssss6078 bro vietnam clapped both the usa and china within 20 years
@@grahamhardy9658 Yeah, by throwing a bunch of farmers at helicopters until we decided "Fuck that we aren't getting anywhere." And pulled put faster than my dad should've.
I just want future historians to know that this is peak comedy for our time
Ha ha ha ha, if you match "PPAP" to the American invasion film in the Middle East, it will also look funny. Arrogant and ignorant propaganda makes your head a little abnormal. Everything has two sides. What the army wants is discipline, which will be tested on the battlefield
The U.S. military, with freedom in its mouth, the highest salary in the world, the best individual combat equipment at that time, and the most advanced military and other logistical support, has never seen a victory since the end of World War II. Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghanistan war, Syria war. The war in Iraq cooperated with other allies so that his advanced weapons did not cry, but it was only the beginning of the war. So far, the US military activities in Asia and the Middle East have not been successful. When it went to the battlefield, it was scared by the Vietnamese tree to call Ma, which is how funny to laugh at others
@@liluhua8159 I don’t understand, are you trying to say the US has lost every war it’s fought after 1945? Because, I hate to break it to you, China has been humiliated many, many, many, many times throughout history, first it was the Boxer rebellion, then the opium war, then ww2 where the United front got its butt handed to them by the Japanese, then after ww2 it was the Korean War were they lost half of Korea. The US is not the only one who’s lost, we just don’t get humiliated by others.
@@liluhua8159 you part of the fifty cent army?
@@francesconesi7666 Thanks for the work. m
The bacteria 5 seconds after I drop my sandwich on the ground
dude that's racist
@@valinorean4816 nah that's a joke
@@valinorean4816
_bruh excuse me but what_
@@ExplosivesLaboratory comparing chinese people to a mass of bacteria?
@@valinorean4816
Dude, he just wanted to make a meme, I don’t think that’s being “racist” at all, really.
Ah the clone army is finally ready for deployment.
hello there
You must be proud
Generaaal kenobiii
How bold of you
I love democracy
i swear, this looks like an edit of just one guy marching.
@@xxrecruitxx1648 Nah
@@xxrecruitxx1648 he means they are well synchronized
they even have close to the exact same height as well XD
they even have close to the exact same height as well XD
Vilhelm Wideson they choose the solider and try to choose the same heights too
Seriously though, how do they synchronize like this. It's so good
Well when you're not in any active wars you have to do something to pass the time.
@Zhong Chenle - 钟辰乐 yeah you just say the area was was yours to begin with then roll in troops and build bases there. Completely, non-imperialist.
It's called practice...
So good it lags
@@andrewhanna1084 for starters the editor has stabilised the footage using a tracker on some of the troops heads so it gives it that "extra trippy" look.
It's so awfully synchronised that my device feels like lagging.
Maybe because they have come right out of those factories in batches.
It’s the image stabilization making the video look a bit choppy. It’s why they look like they aren’t bobbing up and down like in a normal parade march.
maybe it is lagging
Ryan Heitz there are different forms of parade marching. Some bounce others dont
@@kapjoteh yes, but pay attention the background when visible, you can see it moving unnaturally giving away the image stabilization
Her: im not like the other girls.
Also her:
4:52 for the exact time
also her: literally an army?????
Best one here
@@kukuruzayevhenii8764 kpoop army
Yeaaaaaaa I’m ur 1k like
Girls on a wedding: oh no, she is wearing the same outfit as me
Boys on a wedding:
Jsjs
Hahaha😂
@@mr.potato3936 couldn't agree more
@@mr.potato3936 litteraly women say we want equality but idk if they want their mascara ruined by some dust in afganastan
@@mr.potato3936 im not sure....
I love how it's been 8 years but he's still hearting comments and replying to them lol
Remember, there's always a chance Xi Jinping actually saw it and laughed.
I hope so, hahaahaha!
He would not understand because he never graduated from middle school. True story.
@@catherineearnshawheathclif866 some men didn't have the privilege to pursue their education unlike in the modern era, so they chose to acquire skills outside of school. "True story"
@@SchUlrich bruh, but does it even matter?
I’m a dog "true story"
That 17th guy from the right in the 72nd row screwed up! I. see. you!
Best comment ever!
Lol nah you didn't
At which bit?
You just got a man killed
Set the time.....
Dude, the chinese army doesn't even need guns, they can Just show up, and it's enemies get defeated by dizziness
@ Zhou Zay , Yeah but like seriously
@ Zhou Zay , he’s
Well when u got nuclear bombs u dont really need an army tbh
@ The History Critic Guy , Why do you even need nuclear weapons ?
Lol
Jokes aside, they are really dedicated to achieve that level of synchronization. Really appreciate their effort. NICE!
Thats because countries like china and north korea have some VERY nice punishments for screwing up.
i think china has the most sophisticated military in the world, and probably the oldest military too.
A rather large amount of their training is dedicated to marching in synch which is why they look so good doing it
us army ad: both of my parents are lesbians and i entered my calling to break the stereotype of women or something
chinese army ad: u will literally go missing if u dont join
lol
Those guys with white helmets and blue overalls look like human canonballs.
They're actually the ammo for their naval batteries.
@@wondertome2023 LOL!
They are trained to scream the Chinese equivalent of "Cowabunga" and "Yahooo" once fired.
ua-cam.com/video/4RHg0f5Nq4c/v-deo.html i was thinking ...Go speed racers...
Their Aviators.
Is this attack of the clones? All of them are the same size.
The taller ones have thinner boots.
+Rumpole Del Bailey That is by design. Men and women are chosen for these parades based on height weight size etc.
Cheegum Ok, thanks for that. It makes sense when your showing your might to the world. It is impressive, even slightly intimidating. Which of course is the intention.
Rumpole Del Bailey People in Europe/America has many different races mixed so we look different.
But they are a "clean" race so that's why they look similar imo
+Kollányi Dávid Absolutely correct (for the Han Chinese on the mainland). The Han Chinese are effectively the largest almost 100% genetically homogeneous 'tribe' left on Earth. In the North though, the Chinese do look different because they are intermixed with the Mongols and North Asians via the old Manchu, now partially but not completely assimilated into Han. In Taiwan (which, geologically and anthropologically, is not China), indigenous people look very different from mainland immigrants (mostly Hakka and Hokkien Chinese).
They're so mechanically synchronized they almost don't look real. This is wild.
It's easy when you train, civilian.
1/2 of there training is marching and other 1/2 is political
Dude's that call others civilian are the ones who played milsim airsoft their entire teen years and just got promoted to mop floors in the real army
There been some editing in the video if you stare at their heads you can see a slight repeat
You know strict training when you see it...
China: *copies ‘Generic Soldier’ file*
China: *smashes paste few hundred times*
When you into creative mode in Minecraft and spam spawn eggs
When you're too lazy to make variety in the NPC soldier models
*Rare footage of the Clone Army being mobilized to be deployed into other planetary systems during the Clone Wars - 22 BBY (Colorized)*
@ Paragon Strike , Nice but bad
I was looking for a comment like this😂😂
@ Do-n 1 , 🤦🏻♂️
just like the simulations
Bahahahaha
Plot twist: they actually use Get Lucky as marching theme
nah..
Im not suprised
I never thought about it is 4/4 time so it's perfect
@@graphitic5578 wth
@@ABRock6 what
Why am I watching this at 1 AM on a Saturday?
Bcus somehow...you knew I'd be up at 4:33 am on Monday watching too😏
Coz it's Daft Punk versus robotic clone dancing
Bro! Are we the same person?
damn that's me
im watching this at 3.14 am
To be fair, you have look far and wide to find an army that’s marching this accurate
@Ethan_777 Or you take our army, where it is called success when they all "march" in the same direction. Greatings from germany
Aliens are watching this ( too)!
@@tomgucwa7319 ?!
@@AchkeineAhnung24 Chinas army is super disciplined
0:15 Reminds me of Microsoft XP when it crashed and i would drag the "Error" box around the screen xD
It was fun to play with that error box
"in communism everyone is equal"
I didn't expect it would be this kind of equality
They arent communist, they are socialist
Lol look at these commie copers
@@watzittuya1279 They are communist...Norway is socialist...
@@vienogola1421 Norway is socdem
@@Ломпадкасветлая Yeah that's true...was just making a pint.
Me: wins a game of Solitaire
The cards:
@ classydays43 , Hah 🤣🤣🤣
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Accurate af
Brilliant!
666 likessss
I like to think the CCP have seen this and actually find it really funny, though they'd never admit it
me too bro
@@MaloureTV Imagine if civilians did something like that all synchronized and everything up to the point that the people recording begin to lag
@@Hans-Georg_Buddne oh man, i wish i was a ccp leader
@@cunninghouse4736 me too
@@someonee3186
Director: How many gigabytes of recording do we have for this thing?
Worker: Gigabytes? Hold on let me calculate it…… about 10 million
This guy is still reading comments 7 months after, legend!
thank you my g, you are the legend, thanks for watching
U mean 7 years :)
@@MaloureTV u a legendary legend
@@omar9708 thx, I thought it was 7 months
@@user-um2lt7ki9m welcome
They’re more insync than the North Korean army. That’s impressive.
Because they are more gay.
Because they are well fed.
China is North Korea's father ofc they are better
TY GM
NK has 2 fathers
Darth Daddy Communist and evening Russia are anti gay
Jokes aside, this is actually impressive. As if they are under a hive mind like one of those alien movies
Is just discipline dude
Just endless training, we were required to do the same on P.E. class back in middle school. 🙄
Thats what makes them dangerous
@Mr. Touch Sure,keep underestimate them.
Yeah but whats the point of aping the nazi...
The server is probably maxed out thats why their ping is high.
Chy'nah has way more Pings, than D!cks...
I like how this got recommended after the clash with India and China's border
point
India and China gonna have a Dance Battle
Aww man i live here
@@Buranski no that's the Pakistan border
@@williamcll what is Pakistan?
3:02 my man in the front got some *_brows_*
Bushy brow
wtf are those
Didn't know angry birds originate at china
@@Alpaax now we know where real world konoha is located 🤣
lol
Hey, that’s my cousin Wang Fung Do! 2:32. 3rd from left middle row.
Miss ya bro!
I pause and look for it carefully.
@Gurnski Deti Coz they are all same. Communism bro ....
Your Cousin is a People's liberation Marine?
@@devashish_ that must mean ur mom is communism
@@q_q123 You tagged the wrong person
Every gamer after the game release free skins.
Google: * doesnt open *
Me: * clicks it several times *
Google windows:
lmaoo
*Wow, i never thought google browser can start a war with hong kong. Is this some easter egg?*
Haha Awesome :D
made me laugh here
Best comment xD
0:23 tha army is lagging
There clones lmao
"The shroud of the dark side has fallen.......Begun this Clone War has."
*Cue this whole sequence*
But man this is truly impressive.
@Xiao Long I don't believe we want war with your wretched country...but if it happened, I don't think too many of us would mind.
0:00 dude this was so satisfying
This should be a loop.
Me: opens a pack of gum
The entire class: 0:14
Your not wrong
@@americaniii734 your grammar is.
Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed Where’s your capital buster.
@@jasper4549 my sentence started with @American. So there's my capital letter.
Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed is @ a capital buster also it was a joke.
All jokes aside
These Chinese marching parades are near flawless and so impressive
Creepy.
Hard to do too. This takes a insane amount of training.
@Al Qaeda excuse you
@Al Qaeda lol Al Qaeda is here
@Al Qaeda was about to go off but then read your username LOL
What if chinese army marching in sync is causing our world simulation's CPU to overheat
Its actual working
What if one of them up front tripped real big?
@uwau Exactly what I was going to say. A computer simulation would find this much easier.
That would explain why I am now being rendered in 720p.
Poland:We hope nothing bad is going to happened
Nazi and Soviet:
Teacher: remember kids, embrace yourself, don't be afraid to be different. We must embrace diversity.
Chinese army:
Diversity was never an option
All armies are like this
@@horsemann7354 no not really
Unfortunately diversity is not a priority in most armies. Solidarity and coordination are.
diversity pff what a shiti concept
I keep telling myself it's a giant camera trick, but I keep seeing individual faces.
They’re Chinese... same face
@@summerrr1 please man don't be racist i mean why you want your nation burning like America?
@@w花b hmm, unlikely... there is so much diversity among caucasians. Both in facial structure, eye color, skin color, hair color. There is variation of facial structure among chinese, but from my experience I've seen it vary more among caucasians and other races. Not that I would find anything wrong with that! :D
1. Huge population.
2. 180+ days of training for the parade.
3. For the honor.
Cool
364
Lev V a family friend was in the 2009 parade and it was 5 month
Horor*
@@Ernest-Li Which is 5 months they don't have to train for war which makes them a paper tiger only capable of intimidating & murdering civilians.
This is very trippy, these guys are a bit TOO in sync.
Human resources: buy size 7 uniforms
Assistant: How many of that size?
HR: All of them.
😂😂
There's something aesthetically pleasing about this
Something??? Every part of this is aesthetically pleasing lol
It's deadass designed to be
aesthetic of the fascist annihilation of the individual
@@Frogkhan915 yea, looks like theyre mere cannon fodder to them :/
@@Frogkhan915 oh please stfu
Imagine not joining the army because you're a centimeter taller...
Eye exam actually, anyone below 4.5m like you can't join
@@ziyeren5509 wtf 4.5 m ?
Imagine going to the US army then because they dont know what a centimeter is
@@ziyeren5509 your humans must be really big when they are 4,5 meters
@@PhillipAmthor It's like they have Custodes or Primarchs.
8 years later and still amazing
If someone said this was CGI, i would believe them. Their precision is unbelievable
You can notice a little lag at the start too
Actually, I think there's something of it... I can see some stability enhancement and there must be something else going on with the video editing, it looks artificially weird... 🧐🤔
@@nicolasg84 video stabilization can warp the screen really weirdly sometimes. its pretty normal to see
@@nicolasg84 look up the other versions they dont have anything
@@eftychiagkana9159 RTX on 😂
I wish the actual Chinese Army had this sense of humor and playfulness about itself.
They kinda do. On 抖音 chinese tiktok there are similare videos or the march with funky music
I wish white brainwashed by propaganda simpletons didn't have access to social media to be able to burden others with their (oblivious of their own ignorance and casual xenophobic stereotyping) idiocy.
Try to think before you type.
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons Chinese people can't even access the internet legally. They have to use a VPN and if President Xi finds out, they get sent to prison
@@chaosXP3RT
1. What would that off-topic comment have to do with OP making a RACIST comment about Chinese military people (chinese people in general) not having a sense of humor?
2. Chinese citizens have access to the internet, you idiot. It is a CENSORED and REGULATED state-run internet.
3. If internet access itself were criminalized there, what good would VPNs be???? The government would simply withhold access to internet service from homes. What? Do you think internet access just floats around in the sky like oxygen and ANYONE can randomly access it?
You must be a dumbass child that has never paid for internet home service before (or paid for anything).
Learn to read.
Stay on topic.
Get off your soapbox.
You aren't woke.
Know what you are talking about BEFORE you run your mouth to strangers that won't pretend to indulge your dumbass bullshit like a friend will.
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons dam no need to go all out in a casual conversation
Every army getting ready
The us army: starts twerking in the barracks
Because the U.S. Army is so ready, that they have plenty of time for dancing.
@@throngcleaver I beg to differ. I don't think so.
@@osamabinladen824 Hey, u re dead
@Sushant Kumar Well then, we'll just have to send him a bill for that chopper!
@@throngcleaver super duper missile😂
This never gets old
"WE'RE ROBO-MEXICAN!"
"WE'RE ROBO-MEXICAN!"
-Robot Voice
Guck, no, Bender Rodriguez don't like You.
I heard “we rob a Mexican”
And I thought I was the only one with those misheard lyrics XD
No guy it’s actually “ we’re all fkn Mexican “ !
@@Pandadixx Too many syllables. Sounds like 'We're Robo-Mexican' to me.
7 years later he's still replying to our comments
that's right
@@MaloureTV ur a legend
What
My immune system when Corona Virus entered my body:
Lmao
ahahaha
You better be praying your immune system is up all night if you wanna be lucky.
White blood cells:
@@mr.potato3936 Desperate times require desperate measures. YOU, START PRODUCING PYROGENS AND SEND IN THE MACROPHAGES!
*The cards when you win in solitaire:*
*NK Army:* Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
*Chinese Army:* Daft Pick - Get Lucky
What else?
Russian army: actually singing I'm a Barbie Girl.
*American Army* : America Fuck Yeah
Malaysian Army: Roti Canai Song
Japanese army: Fighting gold
The latest video ua-cam.com/video/xnoaWO3KDIA/v-deo.html
So this is where the "All asians look alike" joke comes from....
Lmao
Do all Mexicans look the same
Every person from other race looks alike .
For me chinese , Japanese, Koreans all look same
And , Africans too look same
@@jimmyjohnn19 What do Mexicans have to do with this? No, not all Mexicans look the same because it is a nation that has a more diverse genetic pool that's ever expanding.
But they’re all Chinese
teacher: Not everyone is perfect
China:
._.
Communist Military doing perfection in parades.
They are killed along with their families if they don't act like robots. Human emotion is banned in china.
@XJT习近平思想 stupid, why are you breaking your countries law. Stop crossing the wall. I will report you to the CCP.
@XJT习近平思想 ok CCP slave I'll do it. Illegal user.
They seem to be a bit glitchy, probably because there is too many players
Plot twist: they making minor mistakes so that world doesnt know they are clones
lol I love this
Shh. You're expos-
World war episode 3
The Clone wars
We rupinlaik to get lucky
shit 😂😂
1:43 blew my mind. Idk but it looks so fucking nice if a huge row of people move exactly the same
Exactly
It's so good that it looks fake
They copied nazis
@@quartzations3297 Nazis copied rome
@@jimboonie9885 everyone copyed everyone
3:27 Sounds Like The Electro Voice Is Saying "We'll Rob A Mexican" HAHAHHAA TRY TO UNHEAR THAT!!!
Hahahahahaha😂😂 genius!
I always heard that since a long ago, and I'm mexican
YOU RUINED IT, I HATE YOU lmao
Goddamn it 🤣🤣🤣
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One of the few video i need to watch regulary, for years👌🏻
When you don’t see their legs, it looks like they are just waving their hands :D
I cannot unsee this
Lord TACHANKA?!?!?!
Allen Varghese
Да.
They just slide
The way the camera is moving isn't helping either
Imagine all of them simultaneously being up all night trying to get lucky.
**chaos increases**
Under-rated comments
P*rnh*b broken.
LMFAO
That would make other countries unlucky....
Meanwhile in war:
Enemy: that's the 5th time I've shot him on his head, yet he keeps getting up again and again.
that's a good strategy. make all soldiers look like clones of one person so the other side gives up after killing the same person 4 times
@@CLK944 wouldn't work on countries already adjusted to fighting china , those countries have a simple onsite directive
"Shoot anything that has lizard like eyes and has a yellow skin"
Suppose to be a edgy joke
@privateplatiboi plati not really this might be a racist comment
"The Chinese do have a pretty distinct facial feature"
@FuchamoEzung "Kill off one Commie, 2 more shall take their place. Hail 🇨🇳.🍷"
People be like: HoW dO RoBOts WaLK???
China Military be like: Lemme show you
Off topic, the amount of nostalgia I get from this song is INSANE.
basically just imagine these are the people going to daft punk’s epilogue video
rip daft punk
Fr😭😭
Movement : In Sync
Face : In Sync
Music : In Sync
Never seen any army so disciplined in their marches
Because most armies that have seen actual combat in the past 50 years realize pretty marches an effective force do not make.
@@509Gman still super cool
@@509Gman their army is prepared for battle that’s why their super disciplined
A combination of two altered states of consciousness: the unreal smoothness of pleasant melody and the collective display of military discipline
Imagine how much practice they have to do
I would say too much, discipline is important but just put more time on combat skill
@@rockybarrett8842 yeah I heard it took almost a year of practice for it to be perfect
@@jaroldinho702 i think 6 months, they do a lot of combat training too
Her: I have to warn you I have a big family and they’re very protective over me.
Me: how bad could they be.
Her Family:
*_ｅｐｉｃ ｂｒｕｈ ｍｏｍｅｎｔ_*
No shit
@@ExplosivesLaboratory I like your name. Suits my needs.
@@osamabinladen824
Dude I thought they killed you… How you been doing brother?
No.The starving and repression is terrible.My God!
Let's all spare a thought for poor old Wang Zhang!
Poor guys timing was off by 10 milliseconds, so he didn't make the cut.
Imagine actually being this disciplined..never could be me
Let's appreciate that this video is 7 years old and he's still hearting comments
This is his last upload unfortunately
@@vicentecabatingan2919 well yeah he only uploaded 2 videos
U
I indeed ;0
Sad u didnt get a heart though.
These guys are robots I swear
***** That's true.
What the fuck happened in the first four replies?
... what the actual fuck
Half Chinese means I’m a cyborg
Moni Star Asians can’t blink
Ngl the way they're marching is kinda mesmerizing
There’s so many of them they don’t even need to know to use their rifles. They’ll just keep coming til you give up.
all you gotta do is steal their rice
Or until your machine gun runs out of ammo, like the russians did to the germans
their guns are literally plastic and polymer. and every export version that has been tested has been met with terrible reviews by customers. being called unreliable and crude
Classic soviet tactic. Have more men than enemy has bulliets!
Welcome to the history of the Korean war my man!
Who’s here from Bee Gees music over North Koreans marching
i thought i was the only one who thought of that lol
Yup
m8 looks like where not the only one
I'm not. Thanks for the recommendation
YES!
If you look them from the side, they look like a spammed error message of windows
We are now at 600 likes, thanks to everyone who liked ❤️ and the one who will like too, of course
Vladimir stop dishing pls
I’m your 300 likes, god why now I realize it
people who edit 'THANKS GUYS'
pls stop
@@jeidun It's my comment, I do whatever I want with it. Also, if you are not thankful to the people who gave you a like, you are a simply a jerk.....'couse I could read a comment, laugh, and then pass without giving anything. Anyway, thank you for your comment : ).
@@Nub_Pootin what a story
Of course it looks super cool. But these are not real units, but parade units that are selected based on height and general stature. These parade units train for months for such parades and then put into the respective uniforms.
naw