John Daker's friend, Pearl Gross does some stand up.

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  • @TheSuperSqueegy
    @TheSuperSqueegy 10 місяців тому +50

    I'm fully Christian, and these tapes make me want to go to Firsh Unité Mefodish Chursh.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 2 місяці тому +7

      Whep

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b Місяць тому +2

      @@afrog2666 Scrum scree!

  • @BAgodmode
    @BAgodmode 2 роки тому +74

    I need this whole VHS tape to be uploaded. This is gold, the whole thing is gold.

  • @zee339
    @zee339 8 років тому +80

    pearl is known in some circles as the white dave Chappelle!

    • @taylorferguson4102
      @taylorferguson4102 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 2 роки тому +2

      Pearl is known in some circles as the white Louis CK....because she also enjoys doing inappropriate things in front of people (bad comedy)

    • @madelineflorio
      @madelineflorio Рік тому

      DYING, THANK YOU.

    • @Vinnie101a
      @Vinnie101a 2 місяці тому

      Name them.

  • @WitlessGentlemen
    @WitlessGentlemen 10 років тому +96

    I loved John Daker's video, it made me laugh so hard, and while she was not a funny comedian, this sweet lady made me smile. She's just a grandma who is trying her best, and its more endearing to me than it is point and laugh funny. And I laugh at other people's expense a lot, bloopers etc are some if my favourite videos on here. But this lady made me feel more empathy toward her than anything else. Anyone else get that?

    • @lizsmusic111
      @lizsmusic111 8 років тому +8

      Awww yeah shes somebody's grandma!!! Lol!!! That's a cute way to think of it ^.^

    • @RealHexJoker
      @RealHexJoker 7 років тому +2

      shes a dumb bitch

    • @mav_eliz1795
      @mav_eliz1795 4 роки тому +1

      Naw sorry bro, I just cringed

    • @chipwhitley1586
      @chipwhitley1586 3 роки тому

      No. She's a dumb bitch.

    • @wreksangel
      @wreksangel 3 роки тому +1

      Even Jesus cringed and told her to wrap it up.

  • @fodsaks
    @fodsaks 5 років тому +56

    I want to hear Bob's side of the story.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 2 місяці тому +1

      Bob Ross?
      Bob Lazar?
      Bob Dylan?
      Bobbie Lee?
      Bob Hoskins?
      Bobby Kennedy?
      Bob Marley?
      Bob Barker?
      Bob the Builder?

  • @cameronpruitt8339
    @cameronpruitt8339 5 років тому +30

    3:08 “He gives me shrimp... From day to day.”

  • @johnqpublic912
    @johnqpublic912 10 років тому +169

    Whep

    • @MireVale
      @MireVale 8 років тому +5

      Dits

    • @97channel
      @97channel 7 років тому +1

      When you know that you ffmmm.

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 6 років тому +4

      bwaaaag

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 6 років тому +1

      @Joseph Bailey just like everyone in these videos

    • @mitchl.5549
      @mitchl.5549 5 років тому +1

      Suck some men and angels say Hallelujah

  • @Sergeant26
    @Sergeant26 11 років тому +23

    Y'all know what Ace Hardware is right?

  • @tulsatombob2769
    @tulsatombob2769 8 років тому +54

    This is the reason I left the Methodist Church and went to the 1st Pentecostal Snake Dancers Church.

    • @patrickfitzgerald9616
      @patrickfitzgerald9616 5 років тому +12

      But what has any of this got to do with the Firshyounigh Mefidiff Church?

    • @DavidThomas-jc8ov
      @DavidThomas-jc8ov 5 років тому +3

      S. Eric Ruth Yep she had 55 years teaching in that town.

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 2 роки тому +1

      @David Thomas and her teaching paid off if Pearl and John Dakkar's performances are any indication.

    • @markstoudenmire4935
      @markstoudenmire4935 2 роки тому

      @@patrickfitzgerald9616 😆

  • @technochocolate123
    @technochocolate123 3 роки тому +22

    I think it's great that this program allowed local people a platform to explore their performance hobbies. I loved when Pearl said she's "just so proud to be here!"

  • @raukoiel
    @raukoiel 14 років тому +13

    THAT DOG TOOK 'IS HAND OFF!!! ...just about...
    and then she sings. magical.

  • @mickeymouse12678
    @mickeymouse12678 11 років тому +32

    I can't tell what parts are her joking and what parts are her just talking...

  • @TheSlugJones
    @TheSlugJones 8 років тому +27

    With a name like.....bob.....you know he is just a riot.

  • @SuperRacheland
    @SuperRacheland 4 роки тому +15

    reva always startin to play while they're still introducing

    • @joshuag.4873
      @joshuag.4873 3 роки тому +3

      She keeps ‘em moving in there.

  • @CatholicVoicesPrayers
    @CatholicVoicesPrayers 4 роки тому +13

    Bring out Daker!

  • @aricaj.3006
    @aricaj.3006 2 роки тому +11

    "You may have to wait until tomorrow for the answer you seek tonight" - dang that's actually pretty profound. Thanks, Reva and Pearl, you actually brought me some much-needed insight and reassurance. I hope you guys are happy up there in heaven hanging out with John. Whep!

    • @gilson1982
      @gilson1982 Рік тому

      She probably read that off of a fortune cookie.

  • @visaman
    @visaman 9 років тому +46

    This was the point that Ed Sullivan decided to pull the plug on his show.

  • @Soccerword
    @Soccerword 8 років тому +17

    The joke about "that's not my dog" is from one of the Pink Panther movies.

  • @averagegilo
    @averagegilo 8 років тому +17

    Bob is something else........ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!

  • @ItsNotRealLife
    @ItsNotRealLife 6 років тому +6

    Everyone I tell that dog joke it gets a great laugh. It's almost all about the delivery. However, I I love this sweet old lady doing something she's always wanted to do and she's clearly enjoying every minute of it. Give the audience a chance to applaud though..... "I'm just so proud to be here"!

  • @sinikalsin
    @sinikalsin 10 років тому +26

    GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!

  • @averagegilo
    @averagegilo 8 років тому +12

    Her singing is very heartening though

  • @teiece7890
    @teiece7890 2 роки тому +13

    The fact that she seamlessly went into hymns from standup is the funniest thing about her set

    • @CreamedCheesed
      @CreamedCheesed Місяць тому +1

      I love that you referred to her routine as a “set” haha

    • @teiece7890
      @teiece7890 Місяць тому +1

      @@CreamedCheesed lmao

  • @walde1968
    @walde1968 7 років тому +37

    "And do you think he'll gain 400 pounds?!? Prob-lee will way he eats." Mic drop, bitches. Boom!

  • @delphinbringsby6768
    @delphinbringsby6768 4 роки тому +7

    1:41 "And when he got to that bathroom, well, boy howdy; I tell you it was the stinkiest dump I ever done smelt. Pppeeeee-Uuuuuu, Bob!"

  • @rickymoore7693
    @rickymoore7693 5 років тому +6

    Happy Belated Birthday, Samantha

  • @domaug
    @domaug 14 років тому +9

    i don't know who's funnier, this lady or John Daker.
    here's a hint. John Daker.

  • @mav_eliz1795
    @mav_eliz1795 4 роки тому +6

    "-But he got all the looks." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

    • @l.7180
      @l.7180 4 роки тому +1

      Raya Thieman I love this 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @justinholloway733
    @justinholloway733 5 років тому +10

    I made it through 1 minute and 28 seconds. Next week I will attempt to go for 2 minutes.

    • @sird2333
      @sird2333 Місяць тому

      So, did you ever do it?

  • @Sunstream58
    @Sunstream58 3 роки тому +5

    The mouse trap one actually made me laugh really hard. That’s a good one

  • @adrianloveslucius
    @adrianloveslucius 9 років тому +21

    "I got all the talent... but HE got all the LOOKS! AMIRITE?!!" Ew. Nothing quite like living up to your name, there, Pearl!

  • @thehotyounggrandpas8207
    @thehotyounggrandpas8207 3 роки тому +5

    Her brother Bob! Now there's a theme we can ALL relate to!

  • @HankGrill
    @HankGrill Рік тому +4

    A nice lady with a good sense of humor about herself and def was enjoying telling jokes and performing in her own way.

  • @redandblue323
    @redandblue323 7 років тому +7

    This is considered the height of humor in certain parts of Tennessee.

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 4 роки тому +7

    honestly this is a masterpiece

  • @shaunpaikai
    @shaunpaikai 15 років тому +8

    She sounds alot like Brak and she also tells stories like Brak.

    • @iVenge
      @iVenge 5 років тому

      god bless you

  • @zee339
    @zee339 8 років тому +19

    ... AYNE GYSS WHAUGHT!!!

    • @DAKOsb
      @DAKOsb 8 років тому +1

      zee339 DEAD. best comment ever

    • @zee339
      @zee339 8 років тому

      lol

    • @nuothe11th
      @nuothe11th 5 років тому

      zee339 fowur hundrid payowunds

  • @ericwebbjr
    @ericwebbjr 7 років тому +10

    She use to open for Jesus

  • @1w2i3l4t
    @1w2i3l4t 14 років тому +9

    AND THAT DOG TOOK HIS HAND OFF!
    *LOOKS AROUND*
    JUST ABOUT....

  • @Trig242
    @Trig242 11 років тому +7

    Sounds like Bob's having a bit of a time.

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 3 місяці тому

      Bob is an enigma for sure.

  • @TheHekateris
    @TheHekateris 8 років тому +7

    Aw man, a more innocent America. I didn't grow up with music like this, or shows like this, but I appreciate it; fondness for a time I've never known.

    • @zee339
      @zee339 8 років тому +1

      round up your local narcissistic retards and get a camera; baby you got a stew going!

  • @Shadoestar
    @Shadoestar 13 років тому +7

    I owe Dane Cook an apology.

  • @oxfordbags
    @oxfordbags 3 роки тому +3

    Happy 31st birthday Samantha

  • @keybladelordus
    @keybladelordus 14 років тому +6

    the sad thing is that there was an audience

  • @Totes1829
    @Totes1829 7 років тому +12

    Damn, pearl roasting these fools!

  • @showguyer
    @showguyer 5 років тому +3

    This is the funniest shit i ever heard! Omg I'm in tears, she is good!

  • @oma15
    @oma15 8 років тому +12

    This was probably considered risque comedy at the time

    • @jake8855
      @jake8855 3 роки тому +3

      This was the early '90s. You act like it's the vaudeville era.

  • @djmarkcotter
    @djmarkcotter 10 років тому +16

    at what point is the punch line?

  • @mickpriestley
    @mickpriestley Місяць тому +1

    I liked the dog biting joke 😃😅

  • @Knee-JerkReactor
    @Knee-JerkReactor 3 місяці тому

    And now, ladies and gentlemen, the woman we've all been waiting for, and waiting for. Would you welcome home please television's brightest new star. The legendary, inspirational, the one and only queen of comedy. Ladies and gentlemen, Pearl Gross! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Pearl Gross! Wonderful! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Pearl Gross! Wonderful! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen!

  • @sird2333
    @sird2333 Місяць тому +2

    4:25. She stole John’s eyebrows amplify move.

  • @SwampLord9
    @SwampLord9 13 років тому +6

    Ah git so im-bearist 'bout mah bruther Bawb.

  • @ShyGamingGuy
    @ShyGamingGuy 10 років тому +4

    My face and my keyboard have become 1.

  • @nugeme
    @nugeme Рік тому +1

    What a sweetie!

  • @MrNerdyreviews
    @MrNerdyreviews 14 років тому +6

    Goddamn you Bob, why do you need to always go to the bathroom?

  • @brucep9729
    @brucep9729 7 років тому +5

    You won't find quality comedy like this now days!

  • @chipwhitley1586
    @chipwhitley1586 3 роки тому +6

    Pearl needs to swear more.

  • @polyticks8453
    @polyticks8453 2 місяці тому +3

    Send this to Greg Gutfeld. He has some SERIOUS comedic competition.

  • @bushman92646
    @bushman92646 7 років тому +4

    Pearl is a true butter face.

  • @RJ6AV6
    @RJ6AV6 2 роки тому +4

    She's not a bad singer imo 👍
    And Bob sounds like a riot!

  • @michaelvoorhees5978
    @michaelvoorhees5978 2 роки тому +3

    She's hilarious!!!

    • @gilson1982
      @gilson1982 Рік тому

      That dog joke wasn’t written by her. Peter Sellers wrote that joke.

  • @Dagyo23
    @Dagyo23 14 років тому +3

    She broke the first rule of comedy, she mentioned death without a joke!

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 3 місяці тому

      Her comedy doesn't follow any damn rules.

  • @prachitzung1
    @prachitzung1 4 роки тому +2

    After this episode, they increased John Daker’s appearance fee to two bottles of communion wine and all the bread that he could eat.

  • @destroyerofstupid7073
    @destroyerofstupid7073 7 років тому +3

    I thought she was going to say someone kicked toilet water in his mouth

  • @madmandu
    @madmandu 2 місяці тому +1

    Another step further into the Dakerverse!

  • @DoubleDoomEnt
    @DoubleDoomEnt 5 років тому +1

    that dog one though.... gold

  • @MrYoubetyy
    @MrYoubetyy 9 років тому +4

    Hand it to the Peoria,IL Methodists..

  • @Vinnie101a
    @Vinnie101a 2 місяці тому +1

    Please, please . . . Bring on Henrietta and Merna! (if you don’t know them, check their incredible performance right here on UA-cam).

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 4 роки тому +2

    WHAT THE DEAL WITH GOING TO THE BATHROOM!??

  • @Fredthedrummer21
    @Fredthedrummer21 13 років тому +13

    2:13 "he - he - he's awwlways such 'n embarassment to me" Yeah, you should talk.

  • @Sergeant26
    @Sergeant26 Рік тому

    I want to hear this now with a laugh track

  • @DoctorBirdleaf
    @DoctorBirdleaf 2 місяці тому +1

    Pearl Gross like you've never heard her before.

  • @MrTommyVitale
    @MrTommyVitale 13 років тому +3

    From Comedian to Singer in seconds.

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 3 місяці тому

      You had to be multi faceted back then.

  • @visaman
    @visaman 9 років тому +9

    @2:44 If Earnest was alive today, he'd be 128.

    • @walde1968
      @walde1968 8 років тому +2

      If Reva were alive today, she'd be 101!

    • @rbrockster
      @rbrockster 7 років тому +4

      If Bob were alive today, he'd still only have one hand because of that mangy dog!

  • @rattlesnakeralph8594
    @rattlesnakeralph8594 3 роки тому +1

    Hysterical!

  • @SnakesGaming2016
    @SnakesGaming2016 9 років тому +2

    tsss tssss....homerun pearl gross!

  • @Jimrauchsgps
    @Jimrauchsgps 5 місяців тому +2

    It sucks that they deleted Pearl telling the Aristocrats joke…it was nasty AF…

  • @MrLockertsen
    @MrLockertsen 10 років тому +4

    That's Gross!

  • @tannerin
    @tannerin 4 роки тому +2

    such simple people

  • @benmiller1462
    @benmiller1462 Рік тому

    She makes me feel incredibly bad for poor Bob. This has absolutely aged like fine wine. Bob deserves so much more respect and I think it came back around to him.

  • @bobbymac1319
    @bobbymac1319 4 роки тому +1

    This lady has timing. That guy is still alive!

  • @Bandythings
    @Bandythings 9 років тому +6

    Nailed it.

  • @mountainbliss4u
    @mountainbliss4u 6 років тому +2

    wow that really bit the big one.

  • @kevinphillips5533
    @kevinphillips5533 7 років тому +5

    Lost episode of last comic standing.

  • @MidnightSwinger
    @MidnightSwinger 5 років тому +12

    It's actually pretty impressive that Reva wrote that melody for that poem. Pearl doesn't sing it well, but it's a good, strong melody that fits the lyrics well.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman Рік тому +4

      Well, Reva's been playin' piano in this town for fifdyfife years!

    • @michaellasfetto5810
      @michaellasfetto5810 Рік тому +2

      She actually sings really well, especially when you consider her age. I often sing in a church choir with a bunch of old ladies, and sings much less flat, her vibrato is much more under control, and her tone is a lot purer. She also sang much more expressively than I was initially expecting her to. Although, the last song that she sang for her brother--she clearly didn't know it that well, hahahahaha.

  • @meattrademark
    @meattrademark 12 років тому +2

    At first I thought it was Bill Hicks.

  • @BenMitchell75
    @BenMitchell75 6 років тому +4

    I love poims

  • @majesticmalfeasance
    @majesticmalfeasance 14 років тому +3

    She should leave the comedy to John Daker. He's a natural.

  • @spider23000
    @spider23000 4 роки тому +1

    Aloopa scrum scree. 'Gross' by name....

  • @zee339
    @zee339 8 років тому +1

    ...AHM PUUURL GROUUUSSSEE

  • @ethanmacdonald4133
    @ethanmacdonald4133 10 років тому +5

    I feel so sorry for Bob.

  • @illmitchjax
    @illmitchjax 9 років тому +7

    mr moooray

  • @famousgraveswithdiamonddave
    @famousgraveswithdiamonddave 11 місяців тому

    My ribs are hurting.

  • @lingaustin2854
    @lingaustin2854 5 років тому +3

    She’s clearly trying to be Minnie Pearl and it’s clearly not working at all.

  • @FirewoodEnjoyer69
    @FirewoodEnjoyer69 10 років тому +7

    poor bob

  • @housewifeuntilheaven1593
    @housewifeuntilheaven1593 6 років тому +1

    I think Reva gave her a laugh at 2:07. Good to know someone gave her the proper props that she truly earned here.

  • @biffalobull2335
    @biffalobull2335 Рік тому

    Timing is everything…
    And content
    Content is important

  • @sebastianbosley7308
    @sebastianbosley7308 4 місяці тому +1

    When will we see Reverend Bill Jones get his act uploaded?

  • @catherinethorstenberg8957
    @catherinethorstenberg8957 2 роки тому

    Her singing sounds like something that would appear at the end of an episode of This American Life

  • @jeffro7p202
    @jeffro7p202 4 роки тому +2

    A 90 pound weeklund