5:01 Aw Andrew! We all love you, you know that!! You're energy is so infectious, I can't help but smile when I hear you talk about wrestling. I still have all those iconic lines from the NXT Takeover predictions video stuck in my head! Also, what Jack said is so true. I never thought of it like that but Adam does have his own little cult world on Twitch 😂
@@AndrewJH93 Andrew are you trying to turn babyface by being such a good boy? Also...please read Jack my beautiful short I wrote about his proud victory. Hope you both like it. Jack nervously holds the pellet gun to his rosey cheek. His knees tremble. Bethany is disinterested watching a local puke by the candy floss stand. Jack takes a deep breath, he is a sniper. An avenging angel. The hero of his story. He fires. A little bit of wee comes out. The fluffy llama falls as the bounty of a victorious hunt. Bethany looks around. "Oh" she says, mildly impressed. Jack is on his knees, punching the air. In his head he hears nothing but "Now You're a man! A man man man!" Bethany asking "can we go now?" is drowned out by the sweet vocals of Trey Parker. Jack stands up and snatches the llama from the shenanigan attempter. "I...WIN!" Jack growls at the salty rifle stand tender who is complete with a greasy mullet and hoop earring. "So...I've got to carry that around all night?" Beth merely asks. Jack's head snaps around. He is Liam neeson in Darkman. "Take the f*cking Llama!" Realising his error...Jack cracks. "Oh my god...what...I have to call my father!" and he runs away sobbing, arms flailing, heels clipping his bottom cheeks as he flees to call and ask his father if he is proud. - Jack wins it all by some bored guy
The only Eurovision song I know is the one t.A.T.u did in like 2003? Which has some wrestling connection since Victoria had their song as her theme music, all the things she said!
Awesome of Maffew to acknowledge Kentaro Miura's passing ! BERSERK was the best manga, a mix between Evil Dead and medieval ultra violence. RIP, a true great, like the gentlemen in this podcast ! Thanks for making my friday nights a highlight of the week (I watch Smackdown on replay, this comes first) !
I'm sure somebody has the stats but I feel like Jack is the only guy to not miss a podcast in all 175 episodes. Respect to him, I always enjoy his stories that just trail off and come back some how. Like I said last week...legend.
I think he missed one a couple of months ago when he had a rant about the Twitch commenter and his family's house break-in, but yeah pretty much always there!
it says a lot about the brilliance of "we are the winners of Eurovision" that since 2006 I watched several contests... and I can not remember ANY song from them. but I still remember the tune and the words to "winners", even though I never listened to it again. brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
.......and for dessert, the "Varsity blonde brownie"! Also there is a reason that Nicholas was chosen as Braun's tag team partner to win the titles that not many people seem to know. Reason being up until that point the youngest title holder in WWE history was Rene Dupree as part of La Resistance. He won the tag titles with Sylvain Grenier at just 19 years old . At the time of the whole Nicholas debacle Dupree was suing WWE I think it was over residuals from the network or some such so WWE was extremely displeased with him, so they took away what was a pretty cool accolade by having Nicholas take his place in the history books although most don't count Nicholas unfortunately stat trackers have to.
This is a great way to spend my Friday evening before watching Smackdown. I haven't watched wrestling since last Feb, I must say, aew is still as good as it was last year, even better I'd say. Also the Cesaro storyline brought me back in.
Just avoid watching WWE Raw. Smackdown has been going great since Reigns heel turn, Sami Zayn went from having a jobber team with Cesaro and Shinsuke to being one of the most entertaining characters at the moment, Cesaro is finally been put in a higher postition that he deserves, Apollo has started an IC reign and Big E, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are competing for that title and let's hope Aleister Black DOES get used right now (shame that they ignore Buddy Murphy tho) Other than that the women's division has been made a joke by the wwe and it seems to regress back to the divas-era...
One thing to keep in mind with Dream and Wuertz is that they were both FIRED not RELEASED. A firing would mean no payment and instant dismissal. It’s likely that WWE were building a case surrounding both men so as to avoid any legal trouble around their firings.
A very Gargano Christmas was the episode of NXT that just had those vignettes of The Way where the Garganos most prominently gave Indi Hartwell the family nickname of "wrestling" and she is nicknamed Indi Wrestling. The episode, I don't think the episode was actually called "A very Gargano Christmas"
23:14 has to be the most I have laughed in the podcast for a while. Love you maff. I know how these sexual assault allegations in wrestling just disappoint you further and further.
Just FYI, we would usually say 'sink' the only time we would say faucet is if we were trying to sound fancy or talking about the actual spicket (faucet)
Miz had a knee injury before that happened during a MITB match. They had to take him out of the match. Since he was part of the ending, he came jumping down on one leg to finish the match. I don't recall what exactly the injury was though other than something with the knee.
"Smart Mark" Sterling was indeed used as MJF's lawyer. He is mainly known for being Cardona and Meyers' lackey/spot co-host / camera man for the "WRESTLING FIGURE PODCAST"! Funny that of the 3, he is the one continuously booked by AEW.
Me and my Mom both watched Cody's Merica rant thing with utter confusion. Even weeks later I have no clue why Cody vs Qt Marshall took a hard left turn into America vs Evil Heel Foreigner in the middle and then went back to two Georgians feuding via trainees
1:47:47 I know Jack is joking and he doesn't know and it's okay if he doesn't know. No hate towards him. But yes, anyone reading this and thinking if Berserk is as influential as Beyblade, Yes it is. It is far more influential than Beyblade. It inspired the whole dark fantasy genre. Warning if you decide to go explore it, it's very grim and explicit and mature.
You guys are far too bashful sometimes lol. Lemme tell you, as an American, Cody is the heel here against Ogogo. And anyone who isn't an outright nationalist is going to agree. Some of the kind of rhetoric Cody used in his rant promo was kinda flirting w/ far-right talking points tbh. I don't know why wrestling promotions think we still live in the 80s, and anyone who's foreign is a bad guy.
Wanna know what Street Fighter character Cody actually looks like? Ironically, he looks like Cody! The dude from Final Fight, he even got portrayed by Kenny Omega for his SFV trailer even though Capcom had Cody right there.
5:01 Aw Andrew! We all love you, you know that!! You're energy is so infectious, I can't help but smile when I hear you talk about wrestling. I still have all those iconic lines from the NXT Takeover predictions video stuck in my head!
Also, what Jack said is so true. I never thought of it like that but Adam does have his own little cult world on Twitch 😂
"I know you had one on your back" - Jack on Andrews Tattoo. The auditions for cultaholic might need looking into.
Bringing the wrong Seal to the wrong venue sounds like something straight out of 'That's gotta be Kane'
Andrew is so dark and brooding. Such a heel...
I would usualy be happy to see its 3 hours but dunno if I can take 3 hours of evil Andrew
I like how QT turned on Cody and became a heel just to lead baby face Anthony Ogogo
Yes lads! Glad you enjoyed my Reece’s pieces entry and cheers for all the well wishes- Tom B
YEA JACK! “We are the winners, of Eurovision! We are! We are!”
Love your channel, mate. Get well soon.
Null points
As a fellow Carl, I couldn't be happier for the HoF induction of Taxi Driver Carl. With 69% as well. Nice
Was really needing the podcast right now , thanks as always boys
I hear that my friend!
Everything ok
Hope you're ok
Appreciate the worries but I'll be fine just a rough patch, but a genuine thanks for the concern. I Hope everybody's taking care
Like how Jack likes to refer to his grandad as ‘my dads, dad’
Jack bringing up "Fly on the Wings of Love" brought me right back to my high school years. I haven't heard that song in AGES.
That is one of my favourite Eurovision songs. I listen to it every now and again.
Please tell me the cut after Andrew raising his hand was him asking to go to the toilet like a small child 🤣🤣
Can confirm that is exactly what happened haha!
@@AndrewJH93 Andrew are you trying to turn babyface by being such a good boy?
Also...please read Jack my beautiful short I wrote about his proud victory. Hope you both like it.
Jack nervously holds the pellet gun to his rosey cheek. His knees tremble. Bethany is disinterested watching a local puke by the candy floss stand.
Jack takes a deep breath, he is a sniper. An avenging angel. The hero of his story. He fires. A little bit of wee comes out.
The fluffy llama falls as the bounty of a victorious hunt. Bethany looks around. "Oh" she says, mildly impressed.
Jack is on his knees, punching the air. In his head he hears nothing but "Now You're a man! A man man man!"
Bethany asking "can we go now?" is drowned out by the sweet vocals of Trey Parker.
Jack stands up and snatches the llama from the shenanigan attempter. "I...WIN!" Jack growls at the salty rifle stand tender who is complete with a greasy mullet and hoop earring.
"So...I've got to carry that around all night?" Beth merely asks.
Jack's head snaps around. He is Liam neeson in Darkman.
"Take the f*cking Llama!"
Realising his error...Jack cracks.
"Oh my god...what...I have to call my father!" and he runs away sobbing, arms flailing, heels clipping his bottom cheeks as he flees to call and ask his father if he is proud.
- Jack wins it all by some bored guy
would love time stamps on the pod if possible! love your content
The only Eurovision song I know is the one t.A.T.u did in like 2003? Which has some wrestling connection since Victoria had their song as her theme music, all the things she said!
Awesome of Maffew to acknowledge Kentaro Miura's passing ! BERSERK was the best manga, a mix between Evil Dead and medieval ultra violence. RIP, a true great, like the gentlemen in this podcast ! Thanks for making my friday nights a highlight of the week (I watch Smackdown on replay, this comes first) !
Holy shit Maffew the performance centre joke was 10/10.
Came here just to say this. The joke broke me almost as bad as VD broke his career.
@@Stovaa oof that's pretty bad, that
Three hours lads! Wow my Friday is made thanks to you lot. Excited to see this dynamic of maff jack and drew
I'm sure somebody has the stats but I feel like Jack is the only guy to not miss a podcast in all 175 episodes. Respect to him, I always enjoy his stories that just trail off and come back some how. Like I said last week...legend.
I think he missed one a couple of months ago when he had a rant about the Twitch commenter and his family's house break-in, but yeah pretty much always there!
@@jpeach17 yep he did
What about all the ones he missed when he was going through his "going to the zoo" phase?
I think Maffew sees Walter in the same way that a lot of people see Lady Dimitrescu
it says a lot about the brilliance of "we are the winners of Eurovision" that since 2006 I watched several contests... and I can not remember ANY song from them. but I still remember the tune and the words to "winners", even though I never listened to it again. brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
Andrew is absolutely awesome. I love the podcast, it's my favorite thing on the channel! Thank you lads!
You are a wonderful man Andrew. We all appreciate everything you do for us and your colleagues.
The recurring Riddick Moss gag got me every time.
Always love Maffew dropping a FNM reference. Angel Dust really is the best album ever.
I agree Jack! Pacitti is terrified of Andrew! He knows he’s gonna take the title off him.
.......and for dessert, the "Varsity blonde brownie"! Also there is a reason that Nicholas was chosen as Braun's tag team partner to win the titles that not many people seem to know. Reason being up until that point the youngest title holder in WWE history was Rene Dupree as part of La Resistance. He won the tag titles with Sylvain Grenier at just 19 years old . At the time of the whole Nicholas debacle Dupree was suing WWE I think it was over residuals from the network or some such so WWE was extremely displeased with him, so they took away what was a pretty cool accolade by having Nicholas take his place in the history books although most don't count Nicholas unfortunately stat trackers have to.
Can I just say I LOVE THE TWODDLE. The longer the podcast the better imo
Hahaha so great to see Seal being mentioned considering I’ve been bumping his solo album in my car to work lately 😅
This is a great way to spend my Friday evening before watching Smackdown. I haven't watched wrestling since last Feb, I must say, aew is still as good as it was last year, even better I'd say. Also the Cesaro storyline brought me back in.
Just avoid watching WWE Raw.
Smackdown has been going great since Reigns heel turn, Sami Zayn went from having a jobber team with Cesaro and Shinsuke to being one of the most entertaining characters at the moment, Cesaro is finally been put in a higher postition that he deserves, Apollo has started an IC reign and Big E, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are competing for that title and let's hope Aleister Black DOES get used right now (shame that they ignore Buddy Murphy tho)
Other than that the women's division has been made a joke by the wwe and it seems to regress back to the divas-era...
3 hours of the greatest wrestling podcast ever!
One thing to keep in mind with Dream and Wuertz is that they were both FIRED not RELEASED. A firing would mean no payment and instant dismissal. It’s likely that WWE were building a case surrounding both men so as to avoid any legal trouble around their firings.
I got ID’d while buying a permanent marker.
I always love how much the podcast falls off the wagon by the end.
Yes! They get it! Jingle All The Way IS the best Christmas movie! 22:18
A very Gargano Christmas was the episode of NXT that just had those vignettes of The Way where the Garganos most prominently gave Indi Hartwell the family nickname of "wrestling" and she is nicknamed Indi Wrestling. The episode, I don't think the episode was actually called "A very Gargano Christmas"
23:14 has to be the most I have laughed in the podcast for a while. Love you maff. I know how these sexual assault allegations in wrestling just disappoint you further and further.
Andrew AND 3 hours?!?!? I’m all in. Get well soon though, Ross. Make this a four person podcast!
Overdub all of New Jack's matches with David Flair's theme song lmao
They forgot Chocolate MOOSE
I also thought of "Seal" of approval. I'm so glad Jack thinks in puns as well.
As a fan of Twaddle, this episode was amazing! Thank you
Children of the Night made it to Sheffield and it still gets blasted out in Skegness to this day
Maffew's Triple H impression was an excellent Undertaker impression.
Look at how the heel Andrew tries to defend himself, I hope his boiler is fixed, not for him but for the poor house in which this bad bad man lives.
Just FYI, we would usually say 'sink' the only time we would say faucet is if we were trying to sound fancy or talking about the actual spicket (faucet)
Hope ross is all good.
Andrew's Final Boss laugh at 39:24 caught me off guard. Maybe he *is* evil after all.
Can't believe none of them picked Alexa Bliss in a fair fight. She's 5' tall and has never been in a bar fight.
Pretty sure Southpaw Regional Wrestling being a weekly thing already exists but it's just called NWA Power instead
I popped so hard with Jack's entry. We are the winners, of Eurovision! We are! We are!
Can confirm Children of the Night was big in Kent so it definitely had fans in the south
I'm annoyed no one said "cordon blue meanie" during the food segment
Eurovision peaked in 2014 with My Stowanie (We Are Slavic) by Donatan & Cleo. If you haven't seen that performance, go do it now.
Plot twist, Jack’s gf is taking him TO Eurovision lol
Bethany is a heel. 👀
Eurovision FTW. 🇬🇧🇬🇧
I AM BEING BOOKED HORRIBLY.
I’ve been in touch with Pacitti and I’m on track to replace Jack around mid 2021/beginning of 22. Hold tight Matthew x
You guys missed a great opportunity at around 25:00 ... "The BBC Championship"
Good to see Maffew shouting out Australian wrestler Caveman Ugg
A Very Gargano Christmas was actually good. Stop hating Gargano because Gargano exists, Maffew.
Can we just appreciate Matthew is such a cool guy that when Jack tries to call the bet off because he got a gift Matthew is just like mate it's fine.
3hrs 15minutes. Am I the only one that gets happier the longer the podcast gets? Haha
Miz had a knee injury before that happened during a MITB match. They had to take him out of the match. Since he was part of the ending, he came jumping down on one leg to finish the match. I don't recall what exactly the injury was though other than something with the knee.
"Smart Mark" Sterling was indeed used as MJF's lawyer. He is mainly known for being Cardona and Meyers' lackey/spot co-host / camera man for the "WRESTLING FIGURE PODCAST"!
Funny that of the 3, he is the one continuously booked by AEW.
Honestly, I don’t think there is a glass ceiling in WWE anymore
Me and my Mom both watched Cody's Merica rant thing with utter confusion. Even weeks later I have no clue why Cody vs Qt Marshall took a hard left turn into America vs Evil Heel Foreigner in the middle and then went back to two Georgians feuding via trainees
We need to have Return of the Mack play as the intro in the next See You Next Tuesday upon Pacitti’s return as a one off.
Andrew on a badge saying 'I got ID'd for tango once' needs to be a thing.
Jack: Adam is a cult.
Andrew: That's close enough.
Love all of you fam in Cultaholic...also where can I watch Eurovision in the states (I will look it up later lol).
Jack's on fire in this episode!
1:47:47 I know Jack is joking and he doesn't know and it's okay if he doesn't know. No hate towards him.
But yes, anyone reading this and thinking if Berserk is as influential as Beyblade, Yes it is. It is far more influential than Beyblade. It inspired the whole dark fantasy genre.
Warning if you decide to go explore it, it's very grim and explicit and mature.
Skipped right over Storm's new finisher? That looked sick!
I'm a big fan of this eurovision podcast, but I wish they wouldn't talk so muchabout wrestling
Puppet Jack gets me every fucking time.
Angel Garza is from my hometown and he was in a tv show, it is weird seeing him in the wwe now, I really want him to succeed
You guys are far too bashful sometimes lol. Lemme tell you, as an American, Cody is the heel here against Ogogo. And anyone who isn't an outright nationalist is going to agree. Some of the kind of rhetoric Cody used in his rant promo was kinda flirting w/ far-right talking points tbh. I don't know why wrestling promotions think we still live in the 80s, and anyone who's foreign is a bad guy.
Dominick Mysterious. And they've started him off perfectly with winning the tag belts with his dad.
3 hours? The madlads really did it.
57:40 Personal highlight: Jack doing a Jojo's pose
Glad I’m not alone in not being super into Sting. I never got it. Keeps me young.
Maffew for MVP with the puppet
Wanna know what Street Fighter character Cody actually looks like? Ironically, he looks like Cody! The dude from Final Fight, he even got portrayed by Kenny Omega for his SFV trailer even though Capcom had Cody right there.
New Jack’s theme should be Ram Ranch
I cant wait for British Wrestling to appear on QVC to battle for the QVC Championship.
Guest stars are always nice, but man... nothing compares to the trifecta of Jack, Maff and Ross.
Get well soon, Ross.
Thanks 👍
Christ did this go off the rails, love it.
Jesus christ I was doing the tune to children of the night on instant with you guys 😆 so yeah we know about it in Manchester to lads
1:29:40 love a Clerks 2 reference
I think Big E has the best chance, an entertaining strong charismatic wrestler. If he can't I don't see who can.
With Miz injured and Raw lacking top faces, I think WWE should turn Morrison face and give him a push.
Don't think the podcast is long enough guys!
It should be Garza. He should hone in on his lucha libre skills and be this eras next Eddie Guerrero (since Andrade is in AEW)
Wadda Hadda Dudda Da. Now that is Eurovision 🤣✌
Good luck coming back from 2-0 down tomorrow Jack 🙏🏻
but did Jack actually watch Apocalypse Now, or just a youtube summary thereof?
1:04:22 : Maffew watching back Botchamania after he edits it.
3:03:13 was so funny
I legit couldn’t stop laughing
3 hours of Andrew. What a horrible horrible man.
If Xavier Woods released an autobiography I bet it would be a real Paige turner.