You are trying to tell me that if you were 80 and had a 20 something spouse at home and you don't remember how to get home that you would freak out? I don't believe it! 🤣
A contradiction. He remembers his wife and attendant attributes but forgot his address?! In any case, at his age he should be wearing army style dog tags.
@sx2454 I agree! Unless he was an only child or the oldest child! They were exempt from the draft but a lot of them decided to fight for our freedom instead of lazing around at home! 😎 In any case, it's a joke!
A 99 year old man and his 97 year old Wife walk into the Family Attorney and announce they are seeking a Divorce. The Lawyer agreed to start the paperwork but said: "I have known You all my life but I can't understand one thing. I can understand getting a Divorce..." "But Why Now?" The old Man replied while his wife nodded..."We had to Wait until all the Children had Died."
GLORY!!!'m favoured, $140K every 3weeks! And I am retired i can now give back to the locals in my community and also support God's work and the church. God bless America 🇺🇸 ❤️
Hello, how do you achieve such biweekly returns? As a single parent i haven't been able to get my own house due to financial struggles, but my faith in God remains strong.
LMBO!!! 😂😂😂😂 That's a two fold joke for me!! 😂😂😂😂 1st, I pray I meet a woman like his ✊🏿 2nd, just in case, got to get dog tags with my address and phone number on it!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
An old man visits his doctor. The doctor says : "I have good news for you and bad news". The old man says: "okay give me the bad news first". Doctor says: " You have 3 months to live then it's over" The old man says : "Okay, but what is the good news then? " The doctor says: "You also have dementia, by the time you are home, you already forgot what i just told you".
That’s like the old one where the guy had a girl in a hotel room, and the girl had a prosthetic leg and while they were fooling around the leg, came off and got disassembled and then she passed out! He tried and tried but he couldn’t figure out how to put it back together! So he went out in the hallway to find someone to help and he ran into a drunk staggering down the hallway and he says, “ hey can you help me? I got this woman in here with her leg apart, and I can’t put it back together!” Then the drunk says, “you got problems. I got a woman somewhere around here with both legs apart and I can’t remember the damn room number!” bahdump thump
The joke would be funnier if the punchline were delivered better. It sounds to me as though they're using an AI-enabled voice generator. But the way the punchline is delivered is very flat and unfunny. Folks, please stop using artificial voices in videos where the content must be delivered with a certain timing and voice inflection, because the flat, fake voice ruins the joke most every time! 🤦♂🙄
The real question is why would he ever leave the house?
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Nope,the real question is how is he able to still walk away from his house.. 😆
@@Wil_Liam1 💯🧡🧡
@@Wil_Liam1 Or better yet, How is he still alive
Happy Sunday @@mikeandjoelle.
Old man talks to his Doctor. Dr says, "She being 22 and you 84, Your 'exuberant activity' could cause death." Old man, "If she dies she dies" 😂😂
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Tony Curtis statement 😊
Oldie but Goldie
so simple, but made me laugh haha
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That's a heck of a predicament to be in! 🤣
😂 Oh no! I would be crying too! 😭
You are trying to tell me that if you were 80 and had a 20 something spouse at home and you don't remember how to get home that you would freak out? I don't believe it! 🤣
An oldie but a goodie. Predictable 😅
A contradiction. He remembers his wife and attendant attributes but forgot his address?! In any case, at his age he should be wearing army style dog tags.
@sx2454 I agree! Unless he was an only child or the oldest child! They were exempt from the draft but a lot of them decided to fight for our freedom instead of lazing around at home! 😎 In any case, it's a joke!
Don't laugh Mike. It could happen to you!!🤣🤣🤣
A 99 year old man and his 97 year old Wife walk into the Family Attorney and announce they are seeking a Divorce. The Lawyer agreed to start the paperwork but said: "I have known You all my life but I can't understand one thing. I can understand getting a Divorce..." "But Why Now?"
The old Man replied while his wife nodded..."We had to Wait until all the Children had Died."
I would call that macabre
The way I heard it they announced it because it was the only way they could get all the kids to come home and visit them.
Sounds about right!!!😂😂😂❤
That is a very big problem😂😂
😂 that's awesome 🤣🤣
I'm in love with Joelle's divine smile... 🫀🫠
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Now that is FUNNY
That depends upon how old you are. It gets less funny every year.😁
The pain. 😂😂😂
I tell you his laugh gets me every time
Well, I definitely wasn't expecting that last comment about him forgetting where he lives. 😂😂
LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Adding that joke to my bucket list of jokes that I understand 100%. Keep on laughing and make Joelle lean back.
GLORY!!!'m favoured, $140K every 3weeks! And I am retired i can now give back to the locals in my community and also support God's work and the church. God bless America 🇺🇸 ❤️
Hello, how do you achieve such biweekly returns? As a single parent i haven't been able to get my own house due to financial struggles, but my faith in God remains strong.
I'm inspired.
Please spill some sugar about the biweekly stuff you mentioned
Thanks to my co-worker whom God used to give a great opportunity of crossing paths with 'Mrs ELIZABETH ANN LARSON'.
Wow 😱I know her too
Miss Kate Elizabeth Becherer is a remarkable individual who has brought immense positivity and inspiration into my life.
I started with a miserly $1500. The results have been mind blowing I must say TBH
Now that is something to cry about!😭
Gold 🥇
dad's joke in all its beauty
😂😂😂😂❤❤that
Funny
Gets funnier the more I hear that one 🤣🤣🤣
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That's hilarious as hell poor thing
Not sure where you find these, but they are wonderful...Your wifes reactions are priceless.
Glad you enjoy them! 😄
This was not the ending i was expecting but you have to feel bad for him 😢😂😂😂😂
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😮😮aaaahhhhh!!!😮😮
Hmmm sounds familiar
It wasn't the ending I thought it would be, but I have to agree, I would be crying too, 🤣😂
Memory loss.. This is an age thing.. Funny Stuff 😁
Very nice video. Thanks.
Very nice video, thank you.
That would be my kind of luck right there😂
lol 🤓💯❤️👍
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Lol 🎉😂😅😊
That snuck up on me...HAHAHAHAHA!
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Bruh, I was laugh crying for the guy
I know me too 😂😂😂
@mikeandjoelle. Thanks for the heart!
WOW, just WOOOOWWW! And I thought that I had a bad memory. I’m just glad that I’m never going to remember the difference…what was I taking about!? 😂
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You have your tree up already, nice looking tree
I heard this on everybody loves raymond years ago. But i couldn't understand everything robert was saying. Now i do. 😂😂😂 this is a good one
That is funny bro
1:04 I’ll never get back
That isn’t a 22 YOA girl on screen. Shes easily 50
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😂😂.. That's funnier than who 💩 in the floor !! 😂😂
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I can understand why he is sobbing.
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The story of Belichick.
Ha ha ha
Damn the luck that would be kind of horrible 😅
Some jokes HaHa , some not so HaHa but Jesus Horatio this crib they live in is hella sweet .
Seeing that my late husband was 16 years older than me… sounds about right.
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90 old man saying proudly i keep going to girls but i can't recall what for.😅
Haha so funny!
Beautiful ☝️
Oh I hope this never happens to me lol.
LMBO!!! 😂😂😂😂 That's a two fold joke for me!! 😂😂😂😂 1st, I pray I meet a woman like his ✊🏿 2nd, just in case, got to get dog tags with my address and phone number on it!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the beauty of dementia - you meet you new people and visit new places every day.
And you only need one book.
@@Fred2-123 remembering where you PUT that book could be tough, but that's where all those new people come in.
FYI, joke says 22 yo woman, not 21... But funny nonetheless
Whoops I’ll change thank you!!
Yeh, I agree, why ever leave the house? That would be lots of men’s dream! Mike, don’t get dementia!
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Welp! I guess a Cabs outta the question ...
An oldie but a goody
That joke was old when I heard it in the 80’s
An old man visits his doctor.
The doctor says : "I have good news for you and bad news". The old man says: "okay give me the bad news first".
Doctor says: " You have 3 months to live then it's over" The old man says : "Okay, but what is the good news then? "
The doctor says: "You also have dementia, by the time you are home, you already forgot what i just told you".
No,but the footy team does.😵
That's an old 60's joke from Pat Buttram...
Stop talking about me!!!!!
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Nooooooooooo...
I kinda saw that punchline coming.
Look under his collar . It's probably there in magic marker
Are you talking about, DeNiro?
He's just had a baby, nudge nudge wink wink 😉😹
True 😂😂😂
Interesting book you're reading Joelle..trying to tell us something ?😮
come on, show me, away going is good, please, carry on
That’s like the old one where the guy had a girl in a hotel room, and the girl had a prosthetic leg and while they were fooling around the leg, came off and got disassembled and then she passed out! He tried and tried but he couldn’t figure out how to put it back together! So he went out in the hallway to find someone to help and he ran into a drunk staggering down the hallway and he says, “ hey can you help me? I got this woman in here with her leg apart, and I can’t put it back together!” Then the drunk says, “you got problems. I got a woman somewhere around here with both legs apart and I can’t remember the damn room number!”
bahdump thump
@Mikdeelow
👍 Bahahahahaha, now that is bloody hilarious, thanks for the great laugh Mate.🇭🇲🏴👌🤭😀😃😄😆😁😅😂🤣😭👍🏴🇭🇲
I am 81 - not sure whether that was a joke, or something....
love you guys, too many impersonators out there ..... but you guys are numma one !!!
That’s really terrible. No joke. Old age sucks, sometimes… 🤓🤓✌🏾
Seriously, do you have no pots and pans?
I don't get it
Sucks getting old.
🥲. Although he was having a blast
If she 22 and he 84, no worries, she either leaving his 100 million dollar mansion or 100 million yacht!
Brother going to die by snu snu
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U look more beautiful in ofser driss with respect 🙏
to all of you who think this is funny . I just have to tell you one thing .. be patient your turn will surely come
That is not funny , it is sad ... now where did I put those Alzheimer's Pills?
not funny at all!
Ah, that horrendous AI voice again.
yes that is terrible.
The joke would be funnier if the punchline were delivered better. It sounds to me as though they're using an AI-enabled voice generator. But the way the punchline is delivered is very flat and unfunny. Folks, please stop using artificial voices in videos where the content must be delivered with a certain timing and voice inflection, because the flat, fake voice ruins the joke most every time! 🤦♂🙄
This voice sounds just like the voice on tv that advertises the cheap viagra and cialis.
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😂😂😂 we will try
Nice lady but really dumb stories and jokes.
pathetic
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