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  • @Tuurgly
    @Tuurgly Місяць тому +9162

    Malardia, Blade of Mcdonalds.

    • @Sensible06
      @Sensible06 Місяць тому +637

      And she has never seen her feet

    • @Andy-tz4ir
      @Andy-tz4ir Місяць тому +72

      @@Sensible06beat me to it

    • @DaRealTiger1234
      @DaRealTiger1234 Місяць тому +181

      “I am Malardia, blade of McDonald. And I have never seen my feet”

    • @sunkbunz3767
      @sunkbunz3767 Місяць тому

      Malenia inflation fetish

    • @NewYork_Sina
      @NewYork_Sina Місяць тому

      get a life

  • @kingmart2746
    @kingmart2746 Місяць тому +2418

    It is not 249 pounds It's 249 Miyazakis Unit error

    • @DionCardile
      @DionCardile Місяць тому +64

      @@kingmart2746 I think they’re kg

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 Місяць тому +13

      @@DionCardile yes

    • @murkwithasmirk6877
      @murkwithasmirk6877 Місяць тому +49

      @DionCardile based on the couple weapons I just checked it’s closer to pounds. Checked the falchion, estoc, mace, and warpick. However the zweihander in game is double the weight (in pounds) of a real life variant

    • @DOOM_glazer
      @DOOM_glazer Місяць тому +35

      ​@@murkwithasmirk6877fingerprint shield would weigh like 200kg

    • @jackmurphy4825
      @jackmurphy4825 19 днів тому +12

      @@DionCardile claymore definitely ain't 9kg

  • @BenjaminSkinner-o4j
    @BenjaminSkinner-o4j Місяць тому +3020

    I'm convinced that the lands between uses the metric system.

    • @meganitramcz5557
      @meganitramcz5557 Місяць тому +93

      that's what i'm saying

    • @kingmart2746
      @kingmart2746 Місяць тому +352

      It is not 249 pounds It's 249 Miyazakis Unit error The land between uses the Miyazaki's system.

    • @meganitramcz5557
      @meganitramcz5557 Місяць тому +126

      @@kingmart2746 probably, for example greatsword weights 23, if that would be pounds, it would be 10 kilos and thats so low for sword that big. 23 kilos Is also very low for greatsword. Miyazakis unit than must be something more than kilo

    • @kingmart2746
      @kingmart2746 Місяць тому +22

      @@meganitramcz5557 Thanks for clarifying it for them.

    • @meganitramcz5557
      @meganitramcz5557 Місяць тому +19

      @@kingmart2746 no problem, someone should someday figuire out how big miyazakis unit is

  • @doomslayerhell
    @doomslayerhell Місяць тому +5291

    Forbidden pregnant build

    • @reqschannel
      @reqschannel Місяць тому +25

      @@doomslayerhell 😋

    • @gamileublou8360
      @gamileublou8360 Місяць тому +78

      This is what Ranni does with her tarnished...

    • @JacobCasteel-v5o
      @JacobCasteel-v5o Місяць тому +44

      @@doomslayerhell No, I forbid thy from speaking those words.

    • @doomslayerhell
      @doomslayerhell Місяць тому +4

      @@JacobCasteel-v5o no thanks

    • @Vidhur
      @Vidhur Місяць тому +13

      @@JacobCasteel-v5o Nay, I forbidst thee thine uttering of foul speech.*

  • @shadoweye6887
    @shadoweye6887 Місяць тому +1455

    What he forgot is your able to increase your load even higher by drinking an ironjar perfume bottle

    • @welby4296
      @welby4296 Місяць тому +80

      @@shadoweye6887 was thinking that the whole time like "hes gonna forget it"

    • @shadoweye6887
      @shadoweye6887 Місяць тому +16

      @@welby4296 Thats why i wrote this

    • @KogasaTatara514
      @KogasaTatara514 Місяць тому +31

      Had no idea it actually increased your weight, I thought it just gave the fat roll as a debuff or something

    • @shadoweye6887
      @shadoweye6887 Місяць тому +28

      @@KogasaTatara514 the fat role is BECAUSE it increases weight

    • @Graati
      @Graati Місяць тому +14

      No, it doesn't.
      The author of the video did everything correctly.
      Stop spreading misinformation on the internet.

  • @GxKinG-mx2pl
    @GxKinG-mx2pl Місяць тому +785

    I'm malenia, blade of McDonald's... And i have never seen my feet

    • @beng7844
      @beng7844 Місяць тому +31

      Found the timeline where Malenia lost her arm to diabetes

    • @JoeUchiha-gs5ru
      @JoeUchiha-gs5ru Місяць тому +1

      😂

    • @kvancbagan3267
      @kvancbagan3267 Місяць тому +4

      a have a meme picture of that 😂

    • @rats703
      @rats703 4 дні тому +1

      "I HAVENT SEEN MY FEET IN 2 YEARS WHICH COUNTS IT LEAGALY DEAD"

    • @dememeitized8048
      @dememeitized8048 Годину тому

      @@rats703 "ove gaht biggrr tits the youw"

  • @artorias_6
    @artorias_6 Місяць тому +452

    Massmer, the stresseater

  • @boricgrain1942
    @boricgrain1942 29 днів тому +86

    My friend and I have played most souls games together, Elden ring included, we simply call the weight “miyazakis”, like how the fingerprint shield is 29 miyazakis in weight

    • @s0LLagal
      @s0LLagal 8 днів тому

      I've also always called them Miyazakis lmao

  • @ThefrenziedMercury
    @ThefrenziedMercury Місяць тому +121

    Just to get to a little fraction of the true power of Caseoh...

    • @DeemsTheMemes
      @DeemsTheMemes 7 днів тому +2

      The Great-Jars have .02% of Caseohs body fat in them.

  • @innergenichiro
    @innergenichiro Місяць тому +331

    Alright now see if you can get this weight to light load. Depending on how much that crystal tear does, it might be at least possible to get medium load with 99 endurance and a great jar arsenal.

    • @Pizzalover1342
      @Pizzalover1342 Місяць тому +20

      well he was using heaviest talismans so arsenal wont rly go with it

    • @innergenichiro
      @innergenichiro Місяць тому +26

      @@Pizzalover1342 true but the talismans barely change anything

    • @gamerstorm9822
      @gamerstorm9822 Місяць тому +9

      It’s always light load with it, it’s like your weight load + 500

    • @innergenichiro
      @innergenichiro Місяць тому +3

      @@gamerstorm9822 i dont remember where i read it but i think its your equip load times 9 i think?

    • @Denstaerkste1
      @Denstaerkste1 Місяць тому +1

      @@innergenichiro its times 3

  • @Vasotha
    @Vasotha Місяць тому +52

    THE pyrocynical build.

    • @Sgt.Paprika
      @Sgt.Paprika 10 годин тому

      @@Vasotha scrolled down for specifically a pyro comment lmao

  • @Mango_B_Turtle
    @Mango_B_Turtle Місяць тому +51

    But then you get 99 endurance and the winged crystal tear and suddenly you're at a light equip load

    • @Crimsonblackblood666
      @Crimsonblackblood666 Місяць тому +7

      @@Mango_B_Turtle I actually discovered that even with the endurance at 99 being at 249 load, using the wing physic tear giving you 720 load limit, but however since you are over 30% of the light load, you would be stuck on medium load

  • @seankelley3437
    @seankelley3437 6 днів тому +3

    Lmao without the kilogram conversion Miyazaki’s idea of an obscenely weighty character is pretty close to lots of Americans

  • @josephkitchin4248
    @josephkitchin4248 Місяць тому +105

    The crazy thing is I think it’s meant to be kg

    • @zer0vision891
      @zer0vision891 Місяць тому +25

      It is a Japanese company, but a standard Broadsword weighing 4 lbs is on the heavy side, if it was 4 kg it would be ludicrously heavy.
      A Zweihander weighing 15.5 lbs is insanely heavy, and 15.5 kg would be laughably heavy. That's 34 lbs, or you know, 10 lbs under a weight bar with no plates.

    • @Ilari_H
      @Ilari_H Місяць тому +15

      ​@@zer0vision891yeah but all of that armor and weapons only weighing about 105 kilos would be weird.

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 Місяць тому +12

      @@Ilari_H I think you heavily overestimate what armor weighs. A full suit of plate armor in the real world would weigh no more than 30kg (60-ish lbs), the biggest real greatswords would be around 3kg, the biggest realistic shields would be around 10kg. So in the history of man, nobody has realistically worn more than 50kg of armor and weapons at once.
      Now would realistic replicas of the armor used here be potentially heavier than 100kg? Yea, most likely. But not twice as heavy. I'd say that's mostly due to game mechanics, because if you made the ludicrous items like the Fingerprint Stone Shield as heavy as a slab of stone that size would actually be, it would be virtually unusable in the game.

    • @Ilari_H
      @Ilari_H Місяць тому +4

      @@CaptainSweatpants90 but also the tarnished is probably a lot stronger than a normal person because you are fighting dragons and demigods. Even ashes of war like earthshaker or the hoarah loux version make you create earthquakes from your brute strenght. So for example the fingerprint shield actually being the weight of a giant stone slab isn't even that unrealistic for the game.

    • @Ilari_H
      @Ilari_H Місяць тому +6

      @@CaptainSweatpants90 but at the same time greatswords weighing over 10 kilos sounds very unrealistic so i get your point. If you look at item's weights it almost feels like some developers used pounds for some items and others used kilos.

  • @KodexTheArchivist
    @KodexTheArchivist Місяць тому +10

    And that's about exactly how much..
    YOUR MOMMA WEIGH-
    **Gets Radiant Dawn'd**

  • @Nutellla
    @Nutellla 4 дні тому +3

    Im convinced that this man hits harder than bosses

    • @LordDeBahs
      @LordDeBahs 2 дні тому

      with specific talisman . youare supose to have 85 % damage reduction on everthing

  • @Dynanium
    @Dynanium 22 дні тому +2

    Bro doesn't need the elevator to access Ainsel River, he can just roll once and crash through the ground.

  • @mrslimjimm1862
    @mrslimjimm1862 10 годин тому +2

    Bro is cosplaying caseoh

  • @Earl0fCorndog21
    @Earl0fCorndog21 4 дні тому +2

    The first guy is called “Fattillus the Round”😅😂

  • @Geheimnis-c2e
    @Geheimnis-c2e День тому +1

    Some gymbro: "Yeah I could lift that."

  • @NotVrry_Flour
    @NotVrry_Flour Місяць тому +55

    At least he didn't torture the dog today

  • @RadicalDan4
    @RadicalDan4 Місяць тому +43

    Pretty sure the unit of measurement for the equipment load is kilos, especially considering this is a Japanese video game company

    • @Yoshikage-Bowie
      @Yoshikage-Bowie Місяць тому +3

      You would literally die with 249kg

    • @officialmaker6029
      @officialmaker6029 Місяць тому +10

      @@Yoshikage-Bowie it's a fantasy

    • @Fayalite67
      @Fayalite67 Місяць тому +9

      They are called miyazakis, new unit of measurement

    • @bakerfftoo2912
      @bakerfftoo2912 Місяць тому

      @Yoshikage-Bowie brother I'm bonking people with a giant sunflower I think logic is out the pic long ago..

    • @rltt379
      @rltt379 Місяць тому +2

      @@Yoshikage-Bowie no you wouldn't. You would just lay down involuntarily

  • @joshdavis5929
    @joshdavis5929 5 днів тому +1

    I like how this popped up as I was watching CaseOh videos

  • @Matt-d6d6w
    @Matt-d6d6w Місяць тому +34

    Weight in Elden ring is in kilos, my American fellow

    • @meganitramcz5557
      @meganitramcz5557 Місяць тому +14

      @@Matt-d6d6w it's in miyazakis unit, 25 pounds for giant crusher is too low, 25 kilos Is also low, it must be something more than kilo

    • @rltt379
      @rltt379 Місяць тому +2

      @@meganitramcz5557 killos seem reasonable though.

    • @cosmicbilly
      @cosmicbilly Місяць тому +1

      @@meganitramcz5557 yeah, either make sense in ER.
      But kgs are alittle close atleast.
      I have a giant blood rusted anchor, which says 8, so 8lbs? Lol idk😅
      Even kgs wouldn't make sense because 8kgs would only be like 16-17lbs or so, which isn't much at all considering it's a big ship anchor😅

    • @Matt-d6d6w
      @Matt-d6d6w Місяць тому

      @@meganitramcz5557 If we take medieval armor irl most of the time it will be proportionate to kilos (18-25 for full set) which makes sense for the most part

    • @meganitramcz5557
      @meganitramcz5557 Місяць тому

      @@rltt379 deffinetly more reasonable than pounds

  • @blueblur5995
    @blueblur5995 День тому +1

    Caseoh the bloated of the house of Arkansas.

  • @MellowMan339
    @MellowMan339 29 днів тому +1

    That armor setup in the first few seconds was gas

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 29 днів тому +3

    “I’M FREAKING INVINCIBLE!”

  • @Jakesaspinge
    @Jakesaspinge 2 дні тому

    Bro just single handedly made a character look like a average enemy in elden ring whilst making him the most heavy creature in the realm😭

  • @AgentYK11
    @AgentYK11 9 годин тому +1

    Well seems my next gym goal is to bench 1 elden fat

  • @Apollo-z9z
    @Apollo-z9z 5 днів тому

    I could imagine this being a boss,each step being a shockwave attack

  • @kandeekaynepain5880
    @kandeekaynepain5880 День тому

    "You're going against the wall and I am the fucking wall!"

  • @kouroshcheraghi2269
    @kouroshcheraghi2269 2 дні тому

    CaseOh's most favorite and relatable build:

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 29 днів тому +2

    “I’M FUCKIN’ INVINCIBLE!”

  • @Wisakedjakk
    @Wisakedjakk Місяць тому +1

    2 Fingerprint shield, bull goat armor and greatjar lowkey kinda 🔥 drip.

    • @DermofthedeaD
      @DermofthedeaD 29 днів тому +1

      @@Wisakedjakk 6. Has another 4 equipped as "back-ups" 🤣

  • @fuster7605
    @fuster7605 13 днів тому +1

    The CaseOh build

  • @warmaster1112
    @warmaster1112 5 днів тому

    Of course Millicent's Prosthesis is one of the heaviest. It comes with the added weight of doing an unthinkable crime

  • @HandsomeJackie
    @HandsomeJackie Місяць тому +1

    Drip so heavy got me fatrolling 🔥

  • @tyberiousTem
    @tyberiousTem 3 дні тому +1

    Crazy part is most people could lift that

  • @manmanfun2
    @manmanfun2 12 годин тому

    This should be called: How to be Caseoh in Elden ring

  • @humanity-m5l
    @humanity-m5l 9 годин тому +1

    me after eating 1 donut

  • @lordofthepatrick
    @lordofthepatrick Місяць тому

    Knowing the game there's probably some obscure status ailment that raises your weight

  • @GioMiranda-g6v
    @GioMiranda-g6v Місяць тому +1

    You’re telling me I almost weigh as much as this dude with all that armor…

    • @peazeralus
      @peazeralus Місяць тому

      @@GioMiranda-g6v it's likely kilos, considering it's Japanese. Unless you're topping out at 500 lbs, you're nowhere near this build lol

  • @Steakplate
    @Steakplate 29 днів тому

    I’d love to see someone beat the game using this type of Caseoh build.

  • @plagueking9295
    @plagueking9295 Місяць тому +6

    There's a perfume that makes you wayy heavier to be fair I should be clear, the perfume is some sort of metal overloading perfume, I honestly forgot the name but I think it over loads you no matter what you wear

    • @greaterwillvassal
      @greaterwillvassal Місяць тому +1

      ironjar perfume i think

    • @plagueking9295
      @plagueking9295 Місяць тому

      @@greaterwillvassal yeah I think that was it, thank you bro

    • @None-xl8fy
      @None-xl8fy Місяць тому

      Iron jar aromatic

    • @Graati
      @Graati Місяць тому +2

      It doesn't increase your weight though

    • @plagueking9295
      @plagueking9295 Місяць тому

      @@Graati I get that man, I should have been more descriptive in my initial comment to express what I meant, my fault

  • @olibor
    @olibor 19 днів тому

    Eator Frylard, together we will devour the entire mcdonalds menu!

  • @ReapingTheseCrops
    @ReapingTheseCrops Місяць тому

    Bro you didn’t even need to hit the dog pope, BUT YOU DID😭

  • @kingmart2746
    @kingmart2746 Місяць тому +2

    It's 249 Miyazakis Unit error The land between uses the Miyazaki's system.

  • @ShinTenuki
    @ShinTenuki Місяць тому +9

    Unc you got to stop eating limgrave😔👏

  • @botl7k213
    @botl7k213 Місяць тому

    Now i want to play Elden Ring only to build myself like that...

  • @cjthegoat4
    @cjthegoat4 Місяць тому

    I love that even after this if you use the winged crystal tear you can light roll💀💀💀

  • @kotarofuuma5608
    @kotarofuuma5608 Місяць тому +3

    Yet this ain't as heavy as your mo-

  • @Georgetravostwopowe
    @Georgetravostwopowe Місяць тому

    Damn the tarnished still lighter than a ufc heavyweight with 6 stone shields and armour

  • @bekowskiwilkot9554
    @bekowskiwilkot9554 19 днів тому

    How dare you hit Turtle Pope, unforgivable

  • @humanratteler9760
    @humanratteler9760 20 днів тому

    Fr said 249lbs. As if I could squat that getup without imploding

  • @xwingknight
    @xwingknight 20 днів тому

    They should have an achievement for doing something in the game with this; “The UNIT Loadout”

  • @kingamit8401
    @kingamit8401 Місяць тому +1

    Blud just discovered the mighty shield build

  • @dominicmurray501
    @dominicmurray501 28 днів тому +1

    Don't forget the iron skin aromatic for even more weight 😂

  • @UnknownCheese-b1m
    @UnknownCheese-b1m Місяць тому +1

    Bro Caseoh would break the limit even without any items

  • @SJ-Lakui
    @SJ-Lakui Місяць тому

    that’s actually incredibly light for what it is

  • @Struggler189
    @Struggler189 Місяць тому +1

    Bro got that Caseoh build

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 14 днів тому

    I remember someone did this for GTAV. Lol I mean the amount of guns and ammunition you can carry at once.

  • @Blaublatt101
    @Blaublatt101 18 днів тому

    Imagine a talisman which increases damage scaling with your equip load

  • @6Simply6Sean6
    @6Simply6Sean6 29 днів тому

    I’m honestly a little surprised that the Solitude set from the dlc isn’t heaviest. Cool looking armor but HOLY GOD ITS SO HEAVY BRO

  • @pyro-has-found-you.mp4
    @pyro-has-found-you.mp4 29 днів тому

    "sandwich and me gonna crush you!"
    -hoovy

  • @boopygo3799
    @boopygo3799 Місяць тому

    And yet, still not heavy enough to become as tough as the wall.

  • @priyanshumaurya007
    @priyanshumaurya007 Місяць тому

    That's why, Winged Crystal Tier is goated since it will make you light load at that weight which is insane.

  • @keaghanwhisenhunt7809
    @keaghanwhisenhunt7809 Місяць тому

    At that point, you should be immune to staggers

  • @JacksonGarrett
    @JacksonGarrett 27 днів тому

    The iron jar aromatic could boost it even further

  • @teamroninz3108
    @teamroninz3108 Місяць тому +1

    Caseoh build gonna be crazy

  • @themasterkingcheese5390
    @themasterkingcheese5390 29 днів тому

    Bro turned himself into a boss 💀💀💀

  • @PheenWoT
    @PheenWoT Місяць тому +1

    Bro is Pumping out videos so fast, he forgot the goat of gransax existed.... (Yes, im begging again, pls check how much damage we can get in a single hit of the goat of gransax....)

  • @ThatOneJalapenoKid
    @ThatOneJalapenoKid 29 днів тому

    Til that i am heavier than the heaviest possible elden ring build.

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 21 день тому

    Fun fact: with Winged Crystal Tear and 15 endurance, you can heavy roll with all this on. Since Godrick's rune gives +5 everything (including endurance) this means you can heavy roll with the highest possible weight at level 1.
    If you want to medium roll, you'll need 32 endurance and light rolling is impossible with this setup, even at 99 endurance.

  • @Shadowolf1181
    @Shadowolf1181 Місяць тому +1

    i bet the physik flask with winged crystal tear(450%equip load) would still make you mid roll

  • @firemaster4808
    @firemaster4808 Місяць тому

    That's kind of sad wanting the truth but nobody was left to give it

  • @mahino420
    @mahino420 25 днів тому

    notification: PYROCYNICAL wants to know your location

  • @dipidyl
    @dipidyl Місяць тому

    And i'm pretty sure you can make it a light load with that one crystal tear granting 999lb carryweight

  • @KyleBs-nq1be
    @KyleBs-nq1be 25 днів тому

    There's a perfumer bottle you can craft where it turns you to steel. It makes you heavier and forces you to slow walk.
    There's a few other effects you can use iirc

  • @Thefuzz792
    @Thefuzz792 Місяць тому

    That one potion turns your entire body to steel, use that

  • @leolamb5198
    @leolamb5198 Місяць тому

    You are mistaken my fellow tarnished
    For it is Kilograms you hold and might I say you'r strength beefits a crown😏

  • @jakelewis7389
    @jakelewis7389 Місяць тому +1

    Bro is training to be American 😂

  • @Sen-FiredBullet
    @Sen-FiredBullet 29 днів тому

    Funnny how irl we have people weighing like that without the armor
    Some are even *MUSCLY*

  • @temxasremd
    @temxasremd Місяць тому

    If you get 99 endurance, and the windy crystal tear, you can light roll with this at 28.29% equip load

  • @Kiyprr
    @Kiyprr 29 днів тому

    CaseOh’s lightweight build confirmed???

  • @SonicMondragon
    @SonicMondragon 26 днів тому

    Stuff must be lighter in the elden ring world those shields look like they would weigh 70 pounds a piece

  • @bbluva21
    @bbluva21 Місяць тому +1

    Nobody gonna talk about how bro absolutely scrubscribed to her 0F to "fact check" her claim that there's no nudes❓
    Yeah hold up, I'm about to go "fact check" it too, where's my credit card

  • @Ng6HeavyWeaponsMann
    @Ng6HeavyWeaponsMann Місяць тому

    The Elden food... the blood preasures rise

  • @realist6403
    @realist6403 25 днів тому

    This could’ve been the best setup for a yo mama joke

  • @idrissawane2059
    @idrissawane2059 24 дні тому

    Honestly this deserves a trophy

  • @rekaepSotatoP
    @rekaepSotatoP 29 днів тому

    Pyrocynical if he played Elden Ring

  • @PeanutButterGobbler
    @PeanutButterGobbler 29 днів тому +1

    Diabetus devourer of galaxies

  • @notamaperson5849
    @notamaperson5849 Місяць тому

    I’m still rolling with my 99 endurance

  • @FungusBug
    @FungusBug Місяць тому

    Saying the Fingerprint Shield is “only” 29 pounds when that makes it categorically the single heaviest piece of equipment in the game lol

  • @mirasolrepato5156
    @mirasolrepato5156 12 годин тому

    The “fatty ahead is crazy”

  • @Rexer_123
    @Rexer_123 Місяць тому

    I am Malardia, Blade is McDonald’s. And I have never known exercise.

  • @Jon-qf6qg
    @Jon-qf6qg День тому

    Everyone saying that it should be kg as if metric somehow makes more sense than imperial for a medieval fantasy setting.

  • @darkbluemoon211
    @darkbluemoon211 29 днів тому +1

    I dub thee- Biggus... Thiccus.

  • @Blue2cewl
    @Blue2cewl 12 днів тому

    That’s also just how much the equipment weighs, not the character

  • @anonimoqualquer9422
    @anonimoqualquer9422 Місяць тому

    In other terms: Full poise, no mobility, impecable defense and zero i-frames

  • @NarinderTheGoober
    @NarinderTheGoober День тому

    Bro became CaseOh but far less heavier