I know it's a parody, but it just frustrates me for no reason because in-universe this parkour has been going on for generations (maybe even more). and throughput the generations no one has taught them how to attack (0:50) ,so in-universe they can't just go and attack the parkour pro. And in the first movie it's shown that parkour and in the second movie parkour races are used for battles, so this universe is centered around different laws of the universe since you can't hop on command blocks to change stuff in vanilla minecraft. So, if hypothetically the world was made by a someone if they wanted the laws of the universe to be centered around parkour they would use the command blocks to make players (organisms in-universe) unable to attack with their fist. Also at 4:17 you had no way of knowing he would be weak to 360 attacks since at 1:33 the parkour PRO called you a fool for thinking a 360 would be impressive, so a 360 hasn't shown any possible strength in this parody to that point.
going back to 4:17 I just realized that the parkour master cheated with barriers which aren't even obtainable in the first movie. Even though you lost it should be impossible for you to get to master again because since we don't see how you escaped the prison we assume it's similar to the way Evbo escaped since you needed to get the ticket from the old man. So when you went back to parkour prison it should've been impossible to escape to master level since you can't get tickets anymore.
Realisticness: 1% BRO DIED LIKE: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% IF SOMEONE DISAGREE I can't say anything💀💀
Why is it always the small content creators that always manage to make my day
Because they are smarter/funnier/better
Idk me to
You tell me 😭
5:29
this part is just way too funny for some reason
I know it's a parody, but it just frustrates me for no reason because in-universe this parkour has been going on for generations (maybe even more). and throughput the generations no one has taught them how to attack (0:50) ,so in-universe they can't just go and attack the parkour pro. And in the first movie it's shown that parkour and in the second movie parkour races are used for battles, so this universe is centered around different laws of the universe since you can't hop on command blocks to change stuff in vanilla minecraft. So, if hypothetically the world was made by a someone if they wanted the laws of the universe to be centered around parkour they would use the command blocks to make players (organisms in-universe) unable to attack with their fist. Also at 4:17 you had no way of knowing he would be weak to 360 attacks since at 1:33 the parkour PRO called you a fool for thinking a 360 would be impressive, so a 360 hasn't shown any possible strength in this parody to that point.
going back to 4:17 I just realized that the parkour master cheated with barriers which aren't even obtainable in the first movie. Even though you lost it should be impossible for you to get to master again because since we don't see how you escaped the prison we assume it's similar to the way Evbo escaped since you needed to get the ticket from the old man. So when you went back to parkour prison it should've been impossible to escape to master level since you can't get tickets anymore.
@@smartieking-gw1qv "i know it’s a parody"
i got 2 things to say about this
1 this is the first time they meet in this video
2 why does the champ have master boots
Every single one of these parkour civilization parody videos doesn't realize that noobs physically can't get enough hunger to sprint
@@vaguedestruction read the title
@@Taker_H If it was realistic it would still follow the ruels?
@@vaguedestruction i made a second part, go watch that
3:17
Cheater Hacker!
5:00 i am finally a parkout pro
._. thats master rank
Yeah I noticed
@@Taker_H wow somehow everybody he meets is named hakertaker
Parkour Master just flying to not die because hes a god... somehow?
@@Billchiper369 it’s just a metaphor to show how big of a skill gap there is between pros and masters (that’s how mc views the master)
@@Taker_H oh
That is not how seawatt sounds like
W content
3:01 there is copys now ._.
This Is Peak
W video
Under 19 hours!
Realisticness: 1%
BRO DIED LIKE: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%
IF SOMEONE DISAGREE I can't say anything💀💀
2:44 angin
He cheated
halertaker
Get this vid to 999999999999 likes!
This is so shit