In fairness, he has been leading the team who are supposed to be catching Kira for the last few years, but Kira has been avoiding them at every turn. To hear Kira is a poopyhead would imply that he and the rest of the task force are worse than poopyheads.
What are you talking about bro? If he hadnt defended kira near wouldve deduced that light was playing the side of justice which he didnt sound like he didnduring the time with real L and somce near got the informarion from watari light couldnt confront the answers of poopy head and his non ability to marry kira because it was himself, he had to bring up the law which gave him the upperhand giving light the checkmate. Truly a masterful banter of words and a skilled tactician light was...
In fairness, the manga version of Near was much more interesting and better fleshed out, the anime cut so much of him out. Though L and Light have a much better dynamic in both the anime and manga.
@@kricku I've only seen the anime and liked the second half. It's definitely not as good as the first half, but I think that says more about how good Light and L were rather than how bad Near's part was.
"Light believes that marrying Kira would be gay, which means that Light Yagami affirmatively believes Kira to be a male, despite the investigation thus far confirming no such thing. So why would he believe that? Unless..."
@@sealsaregood5146 "Dammit! He really backed me into a corner there, I can't reveal that I know Kira's a handsome man, but I can't admit to being a misogynist either..." *smiles in victory:* "Are you assuming my gender?" -Light
Imagine this from the perspective of Light’s team. Like all they are hearing is their boss, head of the Lira investigation, defend Kira, call someone a “poopy head” over the phone, and then for some reason end with the legality of gay marriage in Japan.
I imagine L's ghost seeing this and not being sure whether to be annoyed that _these_ are his successor and the guy who outsmarted him, or laugh his ass off because this shit's hilarious
Great video! I find it funny that, all his defending of Kira aside, Light's use of "gay marriage isn't legal in Japan" as a rebuttal actually reveals that, at the very least, he knows who Kira is, since it shows he is certain Kira is a man.
Light almost got outed twice within the span of less than three minutes. That was close! Like he has said in the past, being Kira has been a risk since the very beginning.
I love that everyone just thinks that Light was probably gay and may or may not have had a weird thing for L who may or may not have had a weird thing for Light. It's great
Most serial killers tend to attack people that somewhat resemble themselves, along both racial and gender lines. So considering that L had perfectly narrowed down Kira's location and identified the first victim as the hostage taker, it's reasonable to assume that Kira is indeed male.
''unless gay marriage is illegal in Japan'' Light just gave away the fact that Kira is a male, reducing the suspect list by 50% not so smart now are we fuccboi
I love the idea of L chilling out in Detroit. I choose to believe he secretly works for the Lions and is the reason the team is good now. "I deduce that the opposing offense will try to run through the C gap, ergo..."
I love the fact that the only possible reason Light could think of as to why he wouldn't be able to marry Kira is due to the legality of Gay Marriage and not because ya know he's a mass murderer that Light is publicly trying to apprehend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Light had no reason to defend Kira in that situation whatsoever. Bro is just mad he got called a poopyhead.
In fairness, he has been leading the team who are supposed to be catching Kira for the last few years, but Kira has been avoiding them at every turn. To hear Kira is a poopyhead would imply that he and the rest of the task force are worse than poopyheads.
by a sassy child that somewhat figured he is a fake L XD
@@sealsaregood5146 true however light is a poopyhead as well
His hair color is even brown
What are you talking about bro? If he hadnt defended kira near wouldve deduced that light was playing the side of justice which he didnt sound like he didnduring the time with real L and somce near got the informarion from watari light couldnt confront the answers of poopy head and his non ability to marry kira because it was himself, he had to bring up the law which gave him the upperhand giving light the checkmate. Truly a masterful banter of words and a skilled tactician light was...
This is far better than any actual confrontation between Near and Light.
In fairness, the manga version of Near was much more interesting and better fleshed out, the anime cut so much of him out. Though L and Light have a much better dynamic in both the anime and manga.
@@sealsaregood5146 Yeah, I agree. Great video. It made me laugh.
@@sealsaregood5146Really? I haven't seen the anime and I still think the second half is peepeepoopoo
@@kricku I've only seen the anime and liked the second half. It's definitely not as good as the first half, but I think that says more about how good Light and L were rather than how bad Near's part was.
True
"Light believes that marrying Kira would be gay, which means that Light Yagami affirmatively believes Kira to be a male, despite the investigation thus far confirming no such thing. So why would he believe that? Unless..."
"The only rational explanation is that Light is a raging misogynist and believes women can't do anything." - Near.
@@sealsaregood5146
"DAMMIT! HE GOT ME!"
@@sealsaregood5146 well if someone so intelligent thinks that fo be the case perhaps he is right
@@sealsaregood5146 "Dammit! He really backed me into a corner there, I can't reveal that I know Kira's a handsome man, but I can't admit to being a misogynist either..."
*smiles in victory:*
"Are you assuming my gender?" -Light
@@starchcontrast4214Death Note - Kyrie I starts playing
"Guess what"
"Chicken butt"
"Damn he's good"
How the show should have gone
It's like a conversation between two geniuses who actually never got past the 1st grade.
How Light could have effortlessly won the argument: "Nuh uh!"
Woah 😮 the perfect response 👏 how did you 😳 come up with that 👏
"Yu huh!" - Near
@@samuelmyers3904 Dammit! That was the perfect rebuttal! This sigma male who has such a manly voice must be legit! -Light
Surprised things didn't escalate to "times infinity", or worse: "times infinity plus one".
Times infinity squared
Imagine this from the perspective of Light’s team.
Like all they are hearing is their boss, head of the Lira investigation, defend Kira, call someone a “poopy head” over the phone, and then for some reason end with the legality of gay marriage in Japan.
I imagine L's ghost seeing this and not being sure whether to be annoyed that _these_ are his successor and the guy who outsmarted him, or laugh his ass off because this shit's hilarious
@@nataliaborys1554 it's confirmed in this cannon is he's at 313 America
Great video! I find it funny that, all his defending of Kira aside, Light's use of "gay marriage isn't legal in Japan" as a rebuttal actually reveals that, at the very least, he knows who Kira is, since it shows he is certain Kira is a man.
Light is such a great detective he's like 50% confident Kira is a man.
Hey, when you consider the 1.0% of the population that's non-binary, that's more than any other option
To be fair, Light could be genderfluid, meaning that he couldn't reliably plan a non-gay marriage regardless of Kira's gender
@@sealsaregood5146 Yeah. He knows a woman isn’t smart enough to be someone such as Kira.
@@theapexsurvivor9538 but light is solid, therefore his gender cannot be fluid. checkmate light yagami
I like Near's childish responses to Light BECAUSE he is literally a kid😂
He’s 18
@@user-hw8hj7fu9jAl fandom le gusta creer que es un niño 😅
Me Dio pereza traducirlo al inglés D:
But how does he have such a manly voice?
Real
@@user-hw8hj7fu9j Yeah but let's be real, Light WOULD beef with a kid.
"That's a good point, I didn't think of that."
💀
It's come to my attention that that isn't even the right quote.
Yo I lost it when they pulled the
"Well if you love Kira so much----------------"
Light almost got outed twice within the span of less than three minutes. That was close! Like he has said in the past, being Kira has been a risk since the very beginning.
L: "So you are Kira"
Light: "Yes"
L: "He confessed, now let's hand this over to people that are so dumb they can't get tricked to let him go"
This made me laugh a lot harder than it probably should have lmao.
It made me a lot harder than it probably should've too.
@Mathemusician3141 ayo..?
2:19 I love how whiny Light sounds it sounds like he's just venting to someone about Near
"No you" is the most brilliant way to win an argument
Foolishness kira, you failed to use the ultimate argument nullifier, "NUH-UH!"
"...but consider my perfect rebuttle."
NO YOU
I love that everyone just thinks that Light was probably gay and may or may not have had a weird thing for L who may or may not have had a weird thing for Light. It's great
Light: *rejects every single man and woman ever*
Also Light: *groans when L touches his feet*
Hanging up was by far the best ending possible! 😂😂😂😂😂 I always thought someone would do it in the show
"Who is this guy with such a manly voice?"
Frfr his voice 😭 its so 😩 sigma male 😍 manly 😫 masculine smexy voice 🫦
Near: If you love Kira so much, why don’t you marry him?
Light: Because I’m already married, to Justice!
Near: Only a blind girl would marry you!
Most serial killers tend to attack people that somewhat resemble themselves, along both racial and gender lines. So considering that L had perfectly narrowed down Kira's location and identified the first victim as the hostage taker, it's reasonable to assume that Kira is indeed male.
0:28 i've been killed on the spot
“You!”
“You!”
“We’re at an impasse…”
I was really expecting an "idiot says what?" Youre truely unpredictable
"You're probably the poopy head"
"I'm not the poopy head, Kira's the poopy head"
"DAMN HIM, I didn't think of that"
B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T.
I love that we just accept Light as asexual
I love the way you characterize near
This was basically their ending conversation.
Light: "I am going to create a better world!"
Near: "No u meanie."
God i love this fandom
I love this a-spec Kira
Never stop making these
''unless gay marriage is illegal in Japan''
Light just gave away the fact that Kira is a male, reducing the suspect list by 50%
not so smart now are we fuccboi
His head is full of poopy 💩
Near said him in the sentence before light so with tha information light concludes that atleast on kira is male
Light just revealed the fact that at least one kira is male
This video is genius the best death note epi I mean parody I have ever seen
I am slowly learning death note lore by watching youre videos
The funny part is that he's mostly focused on the second half, which is typically derided and downplayed by fans.
Near is on Light's side LOL
I love the idea of L chilling out in Detroit. I choose to believe he secretly works for the Lions and is the reason the team is good now. "I deduce that the opposing offense will try to run through the C gap, ergo..."
I’ve stumbled on a goldmine
This video is basically just the average Instagram comment section.
Another video another banger from miss Seals are good.
*Miss
This is the conversation between 2 people who THINK they are geniuses lol.
Omg best recommandation ever
Near calling L number two to talk about Mello needs to be an episode
Nears voice really great tho
How are the voices so accurate?
AI generated
@@JunkoEnoshima. I don't think so, AI voices sound obvious and have weird pitching, they probably got friends who sound similar to the VAs
@@i.r.3016 You have no idea how accurate AI voices are
@@i.r.3016 You are wrong. This is AI Generated, it's actually pretty easy to tell.
With ai stuff like kits they just put audio clips through filters
Ive been really enjoying ur DN content for the past 3 days
Oh this is AMAZING
I love how this is pretty much their canon dynamic.
I love the fact that the only possible reason Light could think of as to why he wouldn't be able to marry Kira is due to the legality of Gay Marriage and not because ya know he's a mass murderer that Light is publicly trying to apprehend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It HAD to be the 313?!
But, how did he know that Kira is a man!?!?!?
Near should just go back to making automatas
This was a masterpiece
Its funny that they both assumed that Kira is a male, especially light
The Canon reason as to why Light became Kira.
This should have been the death note we got.
I can't stop watching XD
I wonder how light would react if his enemy was...
... Beavis and/or Butthead
POV the FYP is FYPing
And how did Light know Kira isna male...food for thought
That seems pretty convincing to me.
Near should have no proof that Kira is a man
All that was missing was a nuh uh
They should add this into cannon😂😂😂😂
If every confrontation in the series was like this, it would be just as interesting
This is a completely serious comment, i am not joking
HOW DID HE KNOW KIRA IS A GUY?!?!?!
Wait tricked L into going to the 313 like the area code? Idk
Light kinda sounds like elon musk fan boy for Kira...
actually he just kinda seems like...
"Elon musk fanboy" u got Elon on ur mind 24/7 huh 😂😂 are you still triggered that he bought twitter?
@@jacobisweird280 ...are you doing a bit?
A simple “I’m not gay” would of sufficed
I say: No.
Where did you get the voice of original English voice actor
Ai
Did you use some sort of voice changer for this? Those Light/Near impressions were spot-on.
AI
honer
n-
Is that red?
313?
no u
oh
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do you know Kira is a male
skill issue ngl
Wait, who said kira was a man?
... The other memes were good. This just isn't.
That's your own issue
Also gay marriage isn't marriage