Northernlion needs to see a urologist
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- phallic mood ring lmfao
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Game: The Game of Sisyphus
Twitch: / northernlion
UA-cam: / @northernlion
Twitch: / lovelymomo
UA-cam: / @katelovelymomo
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Stream date: 04-16-2024
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#northernlion #clips
Prostate exam finger dipped in MAMA LIZ'S CHILLI OIL!!!!!
NOOOO
Best one since "my bare hand dipped in 400 degree canola oil"
I think we are there for different reasons brother
+2
+2
"If you were a long time viewer you'd know Im circumcised"
NL getting out of the shower and taking the color swatch to his Johnson. "Hmmmm I see there's more Raw Umber and less Red Oxide today, I must be getting sick."
I can tell you must have sold paint before.
+2
The “not throwing away underwear with holes in it” is a crucial part of every man’s identity
i had a pair of jeans with a massive tear right in the ass and I sometimes worried someone will come visit me and see my "backdoor"
I would say throwing em away was a milestone for me. And now that I have underwear that’s been going 8 years strong with no holes, suddenly I don’t feel so wasteful
Yeah my underwear has holes. One for my torso, two for my legs ☝️🤓
Women’s too. Honestly just poor people in general lol
I was going through my socks recently to get rid of the most worn down ones, but I couldn't throw them away so I put them in a separate pile to keep as spares just in case. I then found a bag of extemely worn down socks from at least 7 years ago where I had done exactly the same thing. I didn't learn from it though, I just replaced the old socks with the newer ones lol. All underwear must sit in purgatory for 7 years before it can be thrown away
He got that frosted tip on him 🥶
snowy cap
NL being circumcised takes "His head is bald?!" to different levels
k8 saying "who asked" when nl started talking about his penis had me dying
People will say your thumbnails are crazy, but with what he’s talking about I don’t see the problem. If anything he’s encouraging you.
THANK YOU
Okay chat I found an actual study, it’s 4:3 length:girth
doi: 10.1111/and.14053
YO out of all contexts that I could possibly see a journal article’s DOI in yt, this was the last one I would’ve guessed
Unhinged, Librarian. Someone needs to take your Adobe PS privileges.
man should be making thumbnails for everyone, they're the best in the game
people make the most explicit sexual jokes and laugh about it but as soon as you start talking about a penis in medical terms they can't take it
@@JD-wu5pfI mean, it’s true. You have not mentally matured yet if you can’t handle hearing about the human body.
Don’t even THINK about talking to me until I’ve had my morning Librarian video
Don't even THINK about talking to me until I've checked my dick tip
“it smelled normal, it fucking smelled good” 3:49
These thumbnails getting out of hand 💀
Librarian turned him into Johnny Sins
It’s pretty accurate, I went two months ago.
Truly a cursed day to have eyes.
Getting?
Another side effect of the coke zero, I knew it
Bro got a pH strip for his tip
gotta go do ph tests on bitches
I think I'm more engrossed in these musical outros than the topic in the video. The karaoke and rock band stuff was before my time as an NL viewer.
It's amazing how much better he's got at singing.
same man, i just got into NL this year and i feel like ive missed a lifetime of amazing stuff...
Bro we're gonna be pushing boulders forever
One must imagine Sisyphus happy...
THE HEAD IS SOARING!
NL really needs to get his prostate checked out
Fine, since you asked
@@strangeshotgunNo no move outta the way, I'll take one for the team. It's my burden to bare.
Aslong as piss comes out and you don't feel like you still need to go after
it just means you are watermaxxing and hydrationpilled
One must imagine Sisyphus girthy
I thought papa pig was an architect, is my man exercising as a fake doctor?
Troubling news for the peppa pig family
"So you're saying you haven't been able to smell your urethra since you were 19?"
Homie got a damn stack of tuna cans?!?!
sleep jelqing
I will say that I've never woken up, looked down, and had the head of my penis be a noticeably different color than normal. He has also said that he's a stomach sleeper, so I bet it could be true that he's just cutting off circulation.
the head and human lips are the exact same substance.
the color matches, when you're mega sick your lips look faded.
heads gotta be similar due to what NL calls blood hypoxia
@@TemmiePlays I don't think I've ever seen someone have noticably different colored lips when sick, I'd be genuinely concerned if they walked up to me with grey lips
@@TemmiePlays I didn't know that. Thank you for the explanation!
Sometimes mine will look a little drained of colour if I don't do anything with it for a while, but to call it grey... Like desaturated I could understand but GREY???
i assume he doesn't mean it looks like a black and white movie, just greyer than usual
Simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter...
obligatory mention
Simulated vanilla and capybara
Me whenever NL says "rectangle" or any variation : I AM RECTANGULAR
The Millenial Pokemon discussion was great, never seen a individual be more right than he
i'm learning a lot this morning about something i don't have
The whole mood ring thing seems unique, because my shit is NOT a chameleon
@@vader9133 what i've got going on doesn't change color either but i also don't look at it every day so who knows
librarian cooking up the most diabolical thumbnails I've ever seen:
poor guy was trying to get some and his wife makes fun of his underwear smh
The cover of centerfold went hard AF tho
i have to say i’ve never noticed discolored skin there when i’m sick but honestly come to think of it i’ve probably never paid much attention to it when i’m sick
NL peeing every 2 seconds, diabetes confirmed
NL doesn't understand how circumference works 😅
or is he self reporting as a thinny
if i gotta pick a side i for one welcome our new robot overlords
I call 5'5" length x 5'3" girth the Caseoh build
Frequent urination, check your psa levels you might have an enlarged prostate compressive your bladder, you can also have high blood sugar and it’s irritating your bladder check your blood sugar levels maybe check out your hemoglobin A1C. Both can be checked with blood work, you can also maybe assume you have a UTI though unlikely it can be contracted from your wife it’s not an STD but women can naturally develop it. It could also be nothing but pass the info to him the UTI can be checked with a test strip from a physician or maybe over the counter Goodluck!
I would just take the coke zeros down a notch first and see what happens. I also pee very frequently (1-2 times an hour) but I drink coffee in the morning, and like 3-4 sparkling waters and maybe a diet coke or two throughout the day. All of those cause increased urination, so in NLs case I wouldn't worry about an enlarged prostate or UTI before considering dietary factors
@@doctorhandshake1880 It's tough to say, caffeine intake can also effect it but he seems pretty well balanced I wouldn't think much of the code zeroes honestly. His sugar/carb intake is something to note he works out hard on the peleton so it's justified to increase his sugar intake, but he can still consider maybe his A1C might be slowly going "out of whack" it'd be a shame if he ended up becoming diabetic while working so hard. He can also look for signs like tingling of the hands and feet/numbing sensation along with worsening vision, but again the easiest way to rule it out is by checking his A1C at his PCP.
Type 2 diabetics are notoriously skinny since they can't properly use the sugar in the body, unlike obese individuals whose cells can readily intake the sugar since they have proper amounts of insulin levels. There is such a thing as insulin resistance due to chronic intake of "sugar free" products, but I'm still a fan of them.
Depending on the UTI test strip he can also determine the amount of sugar is in his urine to help rule that out too.
Overall I hope this information is taken in good faith I'm a huge fan.
A boynecologist!!❤❤
next time he takes a day off for having the old he's gonna have to post his mushroom tip to prove it
"We have reached the bottom of the content barrel, and I'm gonna just plow right through it and see what's below even that."
Can't wait for the next batch of fancams with how depraved thumbnails are becoming, and I love it
I thought it was 'Angel in the Centerfold' this whole time. My worldview has been shattered
He's making it real hard to argue he's not obsessed with pee pee poo poo talk
As a brown dude i didnt know it could change color
Bro the thumb 😂
omg i fukken love the kate segment
Tbf after starting HRT I have noticed my shits grey all the time lmfao
The Head is Soaring! callback ended me
bro why was centerfold the most engaging part
outro went hard
Listening to the outro… NL got a bit of that Dylan thing on him eh????
Northernlion the proud sex educator
these thumbnails are amazing holy hell
Librarian I appreciate that you sometimes put full on music videos in the patreon credits. A perfect way to ensure viewer retention until the last frame
ICANT these thumbnails ICANT
Looking awful glee in that thumbnail librarian 🤨
THAT ISNT ME THAT ISNT ME
I WAS IN THE POOOOOL
As a urologist, I approve of this video
It's my Hotondo home, it's my Hotondo home
The 12 year olds buy the sealed packs of Pokémon cards and then the adults buy the singles on the resale market, they're not in competition they're in harmony
The funniest girthmaster thing non-porn watchers don't know about is him doing an american accent in his videos for no reason
wait thats hilarious
kitty ryuka 11:20
millennials are like those old ladies in retirement homes who only speak in baby talk, but as a whole generation doing it their whole lives.
Both NL and Squeex have to pee all the time and don’t wash their hands every time, they have to be connected somehow
bald
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau he’s WHAT
I'M EATING
bless... someone idk
What do you mean you can't believe he checks the colour every morning Librarian? You don't go to the toilet every morning or you just use blindfire from cover of night?
im a sit pisser so i dont need to see it to aim
When I pee I'm looking at the toilet though, I wouldn't notice the colour changing unless it was a very noticable difference
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau I used to not see the reason of sit pissing until I got Dengue fever where I would almost pass out every time I pissed standing up from the anemia messing with my head. I tried pissing while sitted down and felt much better during that whole ordeal.
I’m a late NorthernLion watcher, and have been consuming him like Vtuber clips
This topic was enlightening
NL exposes himself confirmed
NL comparing phallic hue to a mood ring nearly made me cry
edit: i didnt even see the description
Kate calling him out for pissing all the time to prove that he is forced to see his penis is hilarious.
Did you know incontinence is often related to autism? Ask me how I know.
Why can't he just check his tongue like a normal person
I don't think he should be saying these things to us
Let him cook
This is the kind of message that would make NL say "your kind would not make it past winter in the olden days"
@@aloisio5103Cue 15 minute rant about how caveman were making dick jokes and oversharing details about their junk.
Why? Because you’re a child? Do your parents know you’re on the internet?
Correct, he should be showing us
it would seem the trivia god NL is terrible at geometry😂
yep he's famously shit at shapes
This bit needs to go
I’m genuinely shocked at chat’s reaction to this?? I wouldn’t say he’s cooking but he isn’t wrong, desaturation cause of temperature or illness sounds normal lmao
I always assumed your head was the same color as your lips, thermal conditions and hypoxia not withstanding
Penis Head mood ring