I work for a startup and I can't ever forget my CEO telling me how ludicrous it was going to an exec coach to meet the ultra rich. He had to go to professional wine tasting classes, golf lessons, and learn about supercars.
So cool to see my favourite double half-caf flat beige with functional mushroom granules; half teaspoon of denatured vanilla syrup swirled around the mug and poured out and a sprinkle of cinnamon on the underside of the lid artisanal 36 hour pour over with hand pressed 17 3-4g almonds milk actually being featured in a video! I thought I was the only one who ordered it!
cinnamon on the underside of the lid 😭 I see your creativity is being rightfully praised in these comments, but please know your humor is very much appreciated too!
“Your kids are calling, should I tell them that they’re out of the will for their insolence?” Genius 😂. I have watched this video all the way through so many times now lol. You should absolutely continue to build on this character. I love it when ASMRtists build a lore around the popular characters they create. This is currently my favorite ASMR video.
@@MonotonicASMR Thanks for replying! Your creativity, the memorable personalities of your characters, your work ethic and consistency are sure to grow your channel to one of the biggest! Cheers 🙏🏻
I love it SO, SO much when ASMRtists come up with a unique style and some interesting elements. Using the ambient of Flight Simulator (?) and weaving in some scenic views is AMAZING. The fabric sounds pairs SO well with your specific style of whispering, it is just terrific. Keep this up, you are doing extremely well!
Very rarely do I have an asmr effect from male voices but I can’t stop coming back to your videos! Not to mention how well thought-out they are. Your soft speaking is incredibly relaxing. 😌
Another Lloyd fan here!!! I agree so much. Lloyd’s ASMR is wonderful. That’s how I found this channel just now. This was my very first video I’m hooked.
@@MonotonicASMR he posts weekly and he just did a wonderful 1960s private jet video go check it out it’s wonderful you all do remind me of one another a little in your ASMR style. I just found you today and I am hooked.
I would love it (and laugh heartily at the same time) if you did a high-class restaurant ASMR video where you are the maitre'd or host (I haven't been to many high-class restaurants to know how they work, so to speak) and you describe the meals and drinks as they come to the guest at the restaurant
i usually don't like asmr from men, cause most men don't understand asmr tbh, nor do most have the voice for it. But this, this was VERY relaxing and funny. You sir. are the only man i could let me talk to sleep LMFAO
This video knocked me out cold. Woke up at 4 am i didnt even know where i was lol veru effective. Love the creativity, quality and atention to detail. Reminds me of the early days of asmr videos, great content thank you
Your videos are top-tier!! You are creative, natural, hilarious, and relaxing!! Plus your voice is absolutely perfect for ASMR!! Here’s to much success, fulfillment and joy! 🥂
Thanks for the note! Literally this week I'll be filming something blackjack adjacent. I think it's a great suggestion and expect to get there soon....
It’s very refreshing to see an Asmrtist to do something that is so unique, that’s it’s never been seen before on ANY channel. This proves that you’re gonna be one of the greats soon. Keep going! 👏
@@MonotonicASMR No problem, and remember this, you at are already amazing at what you do. Your immersive videos show how much effort you put into making each video. Keep on improving and improving, but still, you are perfect the way you are.
As ASMR role play goes your content is Oscar worthy! Fairly new subscriber but I am glued to your channel. Using FS2020 as a base is inspired too. Keep up your amazing work. 🙂
I don’t comment very much on any videos on youtube, but you have really some of the absolute best stuff on here!! Brilliant work and please keep it coming!!!!
Thank you for NOT pouring the OJ or coffee. I get that pouring can be a trigger, but many ASMRtists pour right up against the microphone, making filling the glass sound like flushing the toilet! SO abrasive. With yours, I can rest easly, litterally. Thanks in advance for a good night's sleep! (I'm off to dream of my meeting...)
Charming gentleman, soothing voice, fantastic idea, nice charisma. Very well designed video. Well done sir, you have a new fan. Keep it up and thank you ❤️
Love this, I recently discovered your channel and flew around the world a few times 😉 Smallll detail, but since I am the CEO, I can say this; I want my suits on wooden hangers 😉
As a former personal assistant/attaché, I must say this was so well done. I mean kudos to you. But one thing just made me cringe… The wire hangers on the different jackets/evening attire. That would never ever ever do! In real life, it would have to be wooden suit hangers, even when I picked up clothing from the dry cleaner, if I was presenting an outfit or hanging their clothes in the closet, they had to be transferred off of the dry cleaning hangers to the proper wooden hangers. But everything else was so relaxing, so wonderful so spot on I loved every minute of it! ❤ New subscriber. 😊
This guy’s videos are HEAVILY underrated 😂
Nice of you to say!
I can't express it enough
Much like MY cock!
Criminally underrated. The algorithm knows that if he were properly featured, monotonic would be crowned emperor of the internet
Bro fr ts hella lit im chillin rn boutta go to bed at 4am and im smiling rn chillin to this no lie 😂
I work for a startup and I can't ever forget my CEO telling me how ludicrous it was going to an exec coach to meet the ultra rich. He had to go to professional wine tasting classes, golf lessons, and learn about supercars.
Yeah, it's a whole world, isn't it?
"The usual 3 martini breakfast" 😂😂
Clearly lives an intense lifestyle.
He knows me so well
Bro this guy makes a whole story with scenery throughout the journey. Very wholesome ❤ Simply the best. Keep up the great work!
Really nice comment and much appreciated. Thank you!
So cool to see my favourite double half-caf flat beige with functional mushroom granules; half teaspoon of denatured vanilla syrup swirled around the mug and poured out and a sprinkle of cinnamon on the underside of the lid artisanal 36 hour pour over with hand pressed 17 3-4g almonds milk actually being featured in a video! I thought I was the only one who ordered it!
Hey, I see you! And I thought it would sound great in a vid like this!
@@MonotonicASMR feeling represented 🤝
😂
cinnamon on the underside of the lid 😭 I see your creativity is being rightfully praised in these comments, but please know your humor is very much appreciated too!
Thank you. I like humor for helping release stress so glad it's appreciated.
if we can't laugh at the ultra rich we will have to cry :)
The use of MS Flight Sim, compared with your voice, is amazing. This video is like a cold glass of water after a long hot day.
So glad you enjoyed!
“Your kids are calling, should I tell them that they’re out of the will for their insolence?” Genius 😂. I have watched this video all the way through so many times now lol. You should absolutely continue to build on this character. I love it when ASMRtists build a lore around the popular characters they create. This is currently my favorite ASMR video.
I hope to do more with this guy! Thank you so much for this note and so happy you like it!
@@MonotonicASMR Thanks for replying!
Your creativity, the memorable personalities of your characters, your work ethic and consistency are sure to grow your channel to one of the biggest! Cheers 🙏🏻
I've never heard a corporate buzzword salad sound this relaxing
I love it SO, SO much when ASMRtists come up with a unique style and some interesting elements.
Using the ambient of Flight Simulator (?) and weaving in some scenic views is AMAZING.
The fabric sounds pairs SO well with your specific style of whispering, it is just terrific.
Keep this up, you are doing extremely well!
Thanks for the kind words! I like to find a different angle on things and create an immersive feeling for the relaxation.
That’s one crazy coffee dude 😂
Gotta heed the boss's demands.
On the under side of the lid!
My Ego needs a part 2 of this LOL
There's definitely something more like this coming...
@@MonotonicASMR Cant wait!
I just got here and I’m never leaving. Subscribed.
Welcome!
Same!!
Very rarely do I have an asmr effect from male voices but I can’t stop coming back to your videos! Not to mention how well thought-out they are. Your soft speaking is incredibly relaxing. 😌
So glad that you can find relaxation from them!
so underrated.. remind me "lloyd's asmr" at the beginning
another lloyd fan, hell yeah 💪💪
It's been awhile since I've seen something from Lloyd but I recall appreciate the effort and detail he puts in!
Another Lloyd fan here!!! I agree so much. Lloyd’s ASMR is wonderful. That’s how I found this channel just now. This was my very first video I’m hooked.
@@MonotonicASMR he posts weekly and he just did a wonderful 1960s private jet video go check it out it’s wonderful you all do remind me of one another a little in your ASMR style. I just found you today and I am hooked.
I would love it (and laugh heartily at the same time) if you did a high-class restaurant ASMR video where you are the maitre'd or host (I haven't been to many high-class restaurants to know how they work, so to speak) and you describe the meals and drinks as they come to the guest at the restaurant
Thanks for the suggestion! I've got some stuff planned for the near future that is along those lines if not exactly. I'll keep this in mind.
An ASMRtist who knows that laughter is as healing as tingles or relaxation!! 😄
I do think it's important and it's in my wheelhouse, so glad to hear it's appreciated!
i usually don't like asmr from men, cause most men don't understand asmr tbh, nor do most have the voice for it.
But this, this was VERY relaxing and funny. You sir. are the only man i could let me talk to sleep LMFAO
“Pigs in cashmere blankets with frito lays.” Yooooo, that was so unexpected it made me giggle awake 😅 but also eeww!
Holy crap, I gotta say, right as I played this, I passed out. I’m commenting this at 4am right now. Great video as always!
Very happy you got some sleep!
how wild, that's exactly how I make my coffee every morning
(great video!)
Lucky guess!
This video knocked me out cold. Woke up at 4 am i didnt even know where i was lol veru effective. Love the creativity, quality and atention to detail. Reminds me of the early days of asmr videos, great content thank you
Super happy to hear you got some sleep out of it!
That way-over-the-top coffee order was funny.
Looks like we got another heavy hitter on our hands boys.
Love this video, excellent stuff!!
Thank you so much!
10 years??! Why i never see this channel , a true passionate,.great work, hope you the best
Welcome!
I absolutely CACKLED at the jokes. Great stuff, as always!
Nice, thank you!
Your videos are top-tier!! You are creative, natural, hilarious, and relaxing!! Plus your voice is absolutely perfect for ASMR!! Here’s to much success, fulfillment and joy! 🥂
Thank you so much for the kind note!
Just found you recently. Really enjoying your content! Using Microsoft Flight Sim as a set is such a creative idea, I love it!
Greetings! Thank you so much!
We def need a part 2 this is like its own little world it’s got a lot of potential
Something similar but not exactly a part 2 coming up, but will think about that for sure!
This is the most relaxing asmr video I’ve come across in a long time. Also super funny!! Keep up the good work, thank you!!
Super glad to hear that!
Truly an exceptional Asmr Creator, your videos are really creative, on the level with prime ER🙌
Many thanks!
What a great channel especially nice to see someone appreciate the commenters on their page
Thanks, I do my best!
feeling like kendall roy after watching this lol
Yeah there's some vibes there :)
I am so glad to see you uploading regularly and your subscriber count going up. Your videos are wonderful and your voice is perfect! ❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you so much! I really appreciate this note!
I love this man. He is so funny.
This sounds like a parody of an Articulate design video. It's hilarious
succession vibes!
Indeed.
This video is so good man! Thank you
Thanks!
Makes me happy one of my ASMR O.G.s is still churning out hits! Not many people can make me willing to sit through more corporate talk after work
So good to hear from someone who goes back aways! I feel you on being done with the corporate speak!
omg!! the quality of this is insane!! and your acting is so good and believable; thank you for this video 🙏 you just gained a new subscriber!
Welcome, thank you so much!
Putting in another request for blackjack ASMR! You have quickly become my new go-to, thanks for all the content
Thanks for the note! Literally this week I'll be filming something blackjack adjacent. I think it's a great suggestion and expect to get there soon....
He’s back heeeeesssss baaaack!!
Howdy!
It’s very refreshing to see an Asmrtist to do something that is so unique, that’s it’s never been seen before on ANY channel. This proves that you’re gonna be one of the greats soon. Keep going! 👏
That's a very flattering comment, thank you!
@@MonotonicASMR No problem, and remember this, you at are already amazing at what you do. Your immersive videos show how much effort you put into making each video. Keep on improving and improving, but still, you are perfect the way you are.
This is so good on so many levels.
Thank you!
More like "hype man asmr". Well done.
Get hyped!
I love this channel already. Also, I can't believe you found a helicopter quiet enough for ASMR. Can you send some to my city? :)
Will try lol
That's a normal LA coffee order
I try be as real as possible lol
you would kill a villain asmr like some wealthy lex luther type
Yes, we should look at that...
It really is only a matter of time before one of your videos blows up, because they are some of the highest quality ones on youtube !!
We'll see! I just try to make solid material. Appreciate the comment!
Coming back from the ER, this is exactly what I needed. Thank you, sir!
Oh wow, wishing you well!
@@MonotonicASMR Much appreciated! If you cut zip ties, be more careful than I in the future. Wound up with 4 sutures
@@gamersunite7968 Ouch. Will be careful for sure! Hope you heal up soon!
This insanely creative!
I try to come up with different angles and experiences of things.
great work! please keep the personal assistant around!
Noted. There will definitely be another personal assistant coming... perhaps of a different style...
Just wanna say, I was here before 20k subs cause this channel will blow up realy soon 🎉🎉
Happy you're here!
this is adorable! you remind me so much of my dad. stay safe 🌷
Thank you for the note!
this guy is carrying my sleep game rn.
I really hope you can get some rest!
first video i see and you are already one of my favourites. Crazy good crafted story, scenery and most important, good asmr. Love it!
Thank you so much. Welcome to the channel!
The shorting Tesla comment killed me. Though, considering things....
You simply can’t win out there!
As ASMR role play goes your content is Oscar worthy! Fairly new subscriber but I am glued to your channel. Using FS2020 as a base is inspired too. Keep up your amazing work. 🙂
I really appreciate that, thank you! Welcome to the channel!
This made my day.
So glad to hear!
I don’t comment very much on any videos on youtube, but you have really some of the absolute best stuff on here!! Brilliant work and please keep it coming!!!!
I really appreciate you taking the time to comment!
First new upload since I found the channel! Special day! 😄
Welcome, enjoy!
Your lines come naturally to you in a bizarre kind of way. You should try for movies
Insane levels of detail. Fantastic video buddy. Super relaxing. 🙂
So glad to hear it's relaxing!
Thank you for NOT pouring the OJ or coffee. I get that pouring can be a trigger, but many ASMRtists pour right up against the microphone, making filling the glass sound like flushing the toilet! SO abrasive.
With yours, I can rest easly, litterally. Thanks in advance for a good night's sleep! (I'm off to dream of my meeting...)
Thanks for the comment on it. Good to keep in mind as I do it here and there but can keep an eye on the overall sound vibe.
@@MonotonicASMR As long as it's at a reasonable / low level, it's fine or even good. Thanks for considering my request. 🙂
Unexpected Emmylou... There's a cover by First Aid Kit that is scorching
Yes, that is a great cover! Nice catch :)
Charming gentleman, soothing voice, fantastic idea, nice charisma. Very well designed video. Well done sir, you have a new fan. Keep it up and thank you ❤️
Thank you for the kind comment! Welcome!
"Enviable vigor" 😂My 5yr old has that too!
Ha!
Need a part two I love it!
Noted...
Bros coffee definitely taste no different than Folgers 😂
You gotta wonder if the assistant ever cuts some corners there.
This was impressive and very relaxing
Thank you, so glad you could get some relaxation from it!
This personal assistant is so good at his job he’s able to silence a helicopter so his boss isn’t disturbed
Expectations are high!
Love this, I recently discovered your channel and flew around the world a few times 😉
Smallll detail, but since I am the CEO, I can say this; I want my suits on wooden hangers 😉
Noted. Next time those hangars will be made of wood!
@@MonotonicASMR 🤣🤣🤣 thank you, you are fun
One of the most creative artists
Very nice comment, thank you so much!
Just subbed. Never saw this style before but I love it. I thought at one point I was going to hear, "terrain ahead, PULL UP! WHOOP WHOOP" 😂
You should see the outtakes...
"usual 3 martini breakfast" Say what now?
This is fantastic
Thank you!
As a former personal assistant/attaché, I must say this was so well done. I mean kudos to you.
But one thing just made me cringe… The wire hangers on the different jackets/evening attire. That would never ever ever do! In real life, it would have to be wooden suit hangers, even when I picked up clothing from the dry cleaner, if I was presenting an outfit or hanging their clothes in the closet, they had to be transferred off of the dry cleaning hangers to the proper wooden hangers. But everything else was so relaxing, so wonderful so spot on I loved every minute of it! ❤ New subscriber. 😊
Welcome! Wooden hangars next time!
Incredible! Subscribed 👍
Thank you and welcome!
That's my favorite kind of coffee too 😂
nice nice
You are so much welcome 🙏
This is what Kendall Roy dreams about
lol
quietest helicopter landing ever
Take 4... "A little quieter this time if you can!"
I need more roleplays like this 😍🥲
There's some more of this style in the works ...
The pilot eerily does the same thing over and over again, even in the dark 😳
This is next level!!!! Keep it up big viral one coming
I'll do my best!
this video is my everything
Excellent!
I don't want champagne, I want some mountain water to go with my sushi!
As always this was again so creative and relaxing!
Glad to hear it was relaxing!
POV: You are Kendall Roy
I promise you'll be CEO this time.
I love this video, thank you so much for this!
Thanks for watching!
Nice touch of me removing my children from my will for insolence!
I hope it all works out in the end...
@@MonotonicASMR If they can clean up their act lol, otherwise they can apply for an entry level position at my company hahahaha :)
Never seen ASMR this creative. Keep innovating!
Thank you, I aim to do some unique stuff!
Damn going to sleep rich and waking up broke is hard 😂😂😂
Not the best feeling but you know, today is a new day to risk everything in the markets.
I’m glad you didn’t go the extra mile and charter a helicopter and attempt to film this on it.
But that is how we think...we just don't have that kind of funds :)
Never fails to make good content
Appreciate the note!
You good sir, have just earned yourself a raise! (new subscriber, hopefully it’s just as good)
I'll take it!
How tf do you not have a million subs?
There's no way to know really :)
The H-160... love it.
So good. I was hitting a few bugs with it that made this a bit of a slog, but I think it was more restarting a lot than perhaps the core code.
I felt so important lmao
You should!
Brilliant, love this 🙂
Thank you!