Get some water and spr-spr-sp-spr, g-get some water and spr-sp-spr-spr...*ahem*...get some water and spr-sp-spr-spr, oh don't bother, I've done it meself.
Get some water, and Spr-Spr-Spr, get some water and Spr-Spr-Spr (clears throat), Get some water and Spr-Spr-Spr, oh don't bother I've done me self. 😂😂😂
Feh-feh-fetch your cloth! Jeh-jeh-jiggle it a bit. Fore-fore-forecast. Beh-BBBBeh-BBBeh-BBBBeh-BBC2. The good sheh-shop guide. Those were my FAVOURITES 😅😅
I do love that they reference him m-m-many times. It's sad they only use it once, but I love that in Series 1 episode 4, they use the classic "Just j-j-jiggle it a bit."
Hint.. there’s a good reason the BBC original didn’t have incessant bgmusic all over it… because it gets F f f f effing annoying!! But thanks for the compilation.
"Are you having treatment for that impediment?""I haven't got an impe-per-pe-imp-pe-imper-pe-pediment"Golden age of comedy, I doubt we'll see the likes again
Is this a 78? What happened to that LP you were gonna buy? I was on my way to buy the latest anglebanglebombombomdonks. As soon as I managed to say it they sold out
i used towork with a bloke who stuttered, he wasnt that bad normally but the more he got wound up the worse and more devastating he got. one bloke was ace at winding him up, iwalked into the room, saw themboth and had to walk out, i knew the devastation that would follow :D
@@RobCharles1981 im 52(british) and ive watched some really funny(the classics) comedy in my time but to see real fucking devastating funny right there in front of you is a gift from the gods of funny :)
Thomas Crowston There’s one when he gives a customer their change, he’s meant to give them 30p change. ‘That’s thir- thir-thir. That’s thir-thir-thir- thir- COUGHS that’s thir-thir-thir. That’s 10p change. Classic
@@RobCharles1981 LOL I remember when Arkwright was shooting at the burglars that were trying to Nick all his items and all the burglars ran away. Then Arkwright laughed when they run away but suddenly nurse Gladys opened her bedroom window to see what's going on :-)
@@RobCharles1981 Granville: Did you see him. Arkright: Yes, they were beautiful. Granville: What were they like. Arkwright: One bigger than the other LOL XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doesn't have the pilot ep in it tho Arkwright: - they put you in this little cell, strap you into a chair and flash this piece of white bread in front of your naked eye b-b-b-b- Granville: some people like it white. Arkwright: -b-balls!... I do wish you'd let me finish
@@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562 no it is the pilot, the pilot and the actual first ep of the show start off very similar but not all the jokes are the same like this joke I quoted is only in the pilot
@@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562 no. Back in the day when this show was made they would do a pilot episode which would be shown on tv when say an unexpected time slot and if the pilot is popular then it's made into an actual show.... So the pilot is a separate ep to ep 1
I don't know how some of the actors kept a straight face when he was stuttering, I'd have been in creases before he even started to speak 😂
I'm wondering that myself even went watching the program's to this day it still makes me LOL!
"Behr-beh-bleh, ble-BLOODEH BURGLARS!!!"
Comedy gold if ever there was any! XD
Always cracks me up!
I agree. I also feel the P.C. crowd would have a hissy-fit about mockiing people who stutter.
Get some water and spr-spr-sp-spr, g-get some water and spr-sp-spr-spr...*ahem*...get some water and spr-sp-spr-spr, oh don't bother, I've done it meself.
:) lol!
RobCharles1981 Granville! How do you P-p-pep-p-p-per! Is it 6 “P’s” or 7?
@@captainazrale4404 3+3 is 6, and Arkwright says 3 “pepper’s, so it be 6 Ps
I’m not being silly, I worked it out on the calculator
''B-B-B-B-B...'' ''you know I can't understand morse code!'' 😂😂😂
XD
Get some water, and Spr-Spr-Spr, get some water and Spr-Spr-Spr (clears throat), Get some water and Spr-Spr-Spr, oh don't bother I've done me self. 😂😂😂
This and Only Fools and Horses = total legendary classics.
Absolutely and also Fawlty Towers Too! - I wanted to put together some clips of Manuel but UA-cam Blocked it! :-S
Aw damn it, nevermind.
At 6:40 ... "I saw it go off the rails, it all started when we had b-b-b-b-b-b-b ..." 🤣🤣
It Cracks me up too!
''berberberber......'' 🤣
02:49 to 03:01. That’s the funniest one.
It’s the cough at 02:55 that gets me 😂😂
It all started when we had BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE IT'S NO GOOD YOU KNOW I CAN'T UNDERSTAND MORSE CODE GREAT! ABSOLUTE CLASSIC
That moment has me creased too! LOL!
I was trying to say baby baby BBC 2 that's what I am trying to say
Thomas Crowston I always laugh every time Granville mocks him.😂😂
03:09 to 03:18
@@rorymckernan502 LOL did you here the weather 4 4 forecast
Don’t you mean the weather 12 cast
Feh-feh-fetch your cloth!
Jeh-jeh-jiggle it a bit.
Fore-fore-forecast.
Beh-BBBBeh-BBBeh-BBBBeh-BBC2.
The good sheh-shop guide.
Those were my FAVOURITES 😅😅
Always still funny to this day!
I actually do have a st-st-st-stutter and I find this so f-f-f-f-funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
Moron
Duh - duh - duh ditto 😂😂😂😂😂
Mrs ffffff Mrs ffffff Mrs ffffff featherstone always got me
And me too!
''b-b-bee-bc two!'' 🐝🤣
LOL!
“Why don’t you st-st-stop when I tell you to st-st-stop!”
Almost cried laughing at that the first time I seen it 😂😂
Then looks at Nurse Glady's Assets! LOL!
Granville - Did you see them?
Arkwright - Only Very Briefly!
LOL!
RobCharles1981 😂😂😂😂
Guy walks into shop
Mamamamama
Mayor?
Mmmmmorning
''ENGEL-ENGEL-ENGEL-HURRDUMPERDINK'' I can't even. 🤣
LOL!
"And by the time I'd finished it they'd sold out"
''jur-jur-jiggle it a bit!'' 😂
XD
''just JER-JER-jiggle it a bit!!!'' my favourite.
And mine lol!
Pure genius
:-)
Engel-Engel-Engelber-ber-ber-ber humper-humper-humper-humperdumdumperderdink 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
This is the best sitcom,EVER.
Yeah it was the B B Best! :-)
@@RobCharles1981 It was very f f f funny
@@RobCharles1981 I mean h h h hilarious
Thomas Crowston It was F.F.F.F. Cough. F..F. Fantastic.
Rory McKernan Yes you are exactly r r r r r r r r right there m m m m m m m m m mate
Pepper is spelt with either 6 p's or 7 according to Arkwright.
I know lol!
Stop OR IL FFFFFFF OH FORGOT IT 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Great comedy
I know!
They should have put "Fetch your cloth" on Ronnie' gravestone when he died.
Yeah lol!
I miss Ronnie in the new open all hours it is not the same
Yep no the same without him!
He's in the office
I do love that they reference him m-m-many times.
It's sad they only use it once, but I love that in Series 1 episode 4, they use the classic "Just j-j-jiggle it a bit."
Granville how do you spell p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pepper, is it 6 p's or 7?
That line cracks me up everytime.
And me! :-)
''her-her her...'' lol.....
That's f f f f f f f f f,oh sod it,keep the change
😂😂
Always gets me does that!
As a st st st st stammerer, I often refer to my stammer as"going all Arkwright". Make fun of it. Laugh it off. :-)
Thats what I do with myself LOL! :-)
It's what I do too better than getting depressed about it 😊
the for-for-forcast? thats 3 4's are 12, dont you mean the weather twelvecast?
LOL always cracks me up!
Arkright: Get off
Ha ha love it
''is mrs g--g-gingerbread still g-g-g-ginger?'' *ded with laughter*
XD
08:26 to 08:39 cracks me up. When he’s trying to sing.
:D
Absolutely brilliant lol can watch it for hours gggg Granville ffff fetch your cloth lol 😂
😁
Hint.. there’s a good reason the BBC original didn’t have incessant bgmusic all over it… because it gets F f f f effing annoying!!
But thanks for the compilation.
Albert Arkwright: a silly, stingy, stuttering old sod of a shopkeeper. 😆
And always makes me laugh so hard! ;)
"Are you having treatment for that impediment?""I haven't got an impe-per-pe-imp-pe-imper-pe-pediment"Golden age of comedy, I doubt we'll see the likes again
I know a classic, I couldn't agrree more! :-)
Guy walks into shop
Mmmmmmmm
Mayor
Mmmmmorning
''GUR-GUR-GERONIMO'' 😂😂😂
XD
Nicely done Rob...lol.
+007vauxhall Cheers Paul More to come soon as well! ;o)
'' a wh-wh-whole weeks wages!'' 😂😂😂
XD
How much are these Mr Arkwright?
Oh that'll be nine n n n n n n ni ni ..... (ahem) that'll be ni ne ni oh give us a shilling.😄
LOL!
Is this a 78? What happened to that LP you were gonna buy?
I was on my way to buy the latest anglebanglebombombomdonks. As soon as I managed to say it they sold out
XD
i used towork with a bloke who stuttered, he wasnt that bad normally but the more he got wound up the worse and more devastating he got. one bloke was ace at winding him up, iwalked into the room, saw themboth and had to walk out, i knew the devastation that would follow :D
I can imagine it LOL!
@@RobCharles1981 im 52(british) and ive watched some really funny(the classics) comedy in my time but to see real fucking devastating funny right there in front of you is a gift from the gods of funny :)
''mrs fur -fur-featherstone.''
Lol
"Aaaa m m m men"
Always cracks me up that part too!" :-)
''weather 4-4-fourcast!!!'' X''D
XD
2:48 my favourite
;)
@@RobCharles1981 ?
And mine too!
''spri-spri-spritz-spritz''lol.
XD
2:42 Best👍😂
Armmmmennnn 🤣
That bit always makes me peee Laughing!
@@RobCharles1981 genius
Indeed!
5:28 MMMMMMMMercy.
lol
Surly she doesn't wear it on her ber ber on her ber ber bingo night 🤣
Always gets me! LOL!
@@RobCharles1981 ditto 🤣🤣🤣 loved Ronnie barker ❤️
I think arkwhight is trying to say or pronounce that will be £9.00 or 9p
Aye one or the other! :-)
RobCharles1981 hahaha XD LOL
4:40 is best part.
I know lol!
You know I can’t understand morsecode 🤣🤣🤣
I always lose it!
WHEEZE! 🤣
0:46 XD
:-)
That'll be 9999999999999nenenenene
:-)
Vera Duckworth, the lady with the wood.
"Oh give us a shilling!"
Hello mis fffffffffff Jackson
''How do you spell P-P-PEPPER? is it 7 p's or 6?'' X''D
LOL!
It’s no good- you know I can’t understand Morse code
Always gets me that line!
''b-b-b-b-b-b-b.....'' 🤣
''lur-lur-leaving''
XD
H-h-h-h-h-h-Hungarians!
:)
Get some water and spras spras spray
O don't bother I've done it meself! lol
Thomas Crowston
There’s one when he gives a customer their change, he’s meant to give them 30p change.
‘That’s thir- thir-thir. That’s thir-thir-thir- thir- COUGHS that’s thir-thir-thir.
That’s 10p change.
Classic
@@rorymckernan502 LOL
@@RobCharles1981 XD
@@TomCat681 :D
Stop or I'll F F F F F F F Fire!
Always gets me does that!
@@RobCharles1981 LOL I remember when Arkwright was shooting at the burglars that were trying to Nick all his items and all the burglars ran away. Then Arkwright laughed when they run away but suddenly nurse Gladys opened her bedroom window to see what's going on :-)
@@RobCharles1981 Granville: Did you see him.
Arkright: Yes, they were beautiful.
Granville: What were they like.
Arkwright: One bigger than the other
LOL XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@@TomCat681 And me too lol!
@@TomCat681 LOL!
*fetch your cloth!*
XD
Doesn't have the pilot ep in it tho
Arkwright: - they put you in this little cell, strap you into a chair and flash this piece of white bread in front of your naked eye b-b-b-b-
Granville: some people like it white.
Arkwright: -b-balls!... I do wish you'd let me finish
lol
I think it’s a different episode, not the Pilot
@@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562 no it is the pilot, the pilot and the actual first ep of the show start off very similar but not all the jokes are the same like this joke I quoted is only in the pilot
@@mikeyc2110 which episode are you talking about, because I thought pilot meant season 1 episode 1
@@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562 no. Back in the day when this show was made they would do a pilot episode which would be shown on tv when say an unexpected time slot and if the pilot is popular then it's made into an actual show.... So the pilot is a separate ep to ep 1
*f-f-fetch your cloth!*
XD
the bbbbbbb est of bbbbbbbbritish 🇬🇧
XD
Nen
:-)