The childbirth machine is ridiculous.The dude that invented it got a Nobel prize in 1999 but the ballroots literally caught the babies in a f’ing fishing net. Along with massive g-force, bleeding, nausea, sickness and a million other problems, ITS PERFEECT!
That chubby dude on the four wheeler built like 2 big Mac’s lol.
Friendly fire is not allowed 😑
The Mass and the Fryerless
@@CertifiedForkLiftOperator69420 What do you mean by that???
Never thought I'd see a cat doing the renegade dance while wearing a tiny top hat. TikTok never fails to surprise
The childbirth machine is ridiculous.The dude that invented it got a Nobel prize in 1999 but the ballroots literally caught the babies in a f’ing fishing net. Along with massive g-force, bleeding, nausea, sickness and a million other problems, ITS PERFEECT!
the design is very human
When Nikko said 44 chicken nuggets about fatty on the quad i laughed so hard my drink came out my nose. Thank you Nikko! 😂
“He’s Stuck because he surrounded by water” 😂😂 diabolical work
The airport trolly crashing and knocking the ladder over lol
When i got some negative shi happening in life your videos always make my day bro!
Here's your daily approval
That last clip is Albany Georgia (Ray Charles plaza)
This is what we call
“That Albany shit” 😂
0:21 Why not both?
Facts
Watching Nikko’s videos everyday before school when he posts day 3!
Mom‘s gotta work. 😂😂😂 0:19
“Ya i think im gonna get serious about jujitsu’s again, probably” 😂 this 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
The grandma one had me dead because idk took me back a bit 😂
It's my birthday :)
Happy birthday, you dunderheaded fool
Happy birthday
Happy birthday 🎂
It might be your last
You never know
3:31 no gag reflex. What's her name. Lol
What's your mother's name?
The granny meme is fire!
Everyday you come up on my shorts and I stumble upon liking it, don’t die you’re a true legend stay safe Nikko 💗🙏
Nikko ive been i huge fan for 3 years now love your videos
Been watching this potato for the past 3 yrs. Same energy Merica! 😎
Nikko we all know if Jackie Chan asked/told you to do anything you'd do it
Hey gurl, holler back youngin, whoo whoo 🚂🚂
Whoo whoo
Whoo whoo
Whoo Whoo
Whoo whoo
Whoo whoo
9:22 the baby comes out like a shotG shell getting caught in the shell catcher/cast net 🤣😂
love coming home from work everyday and watching your videos keep it up man!
2:36 That's Turkish Oil Wrestling, surprised you didn't know Nikko.
And they say they ain't gay 😂😂😂
Oiledup wrestling
Now that's wrestling a girl can watch. :)
1:54 HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT TO HAVE THAT MUCH FORCE!!!
🤣🤣🤣
So it catches a baby, but sends the umbilical cord and placenta flying across the room... But the baby's safe 😂🤮
Ngl watching all these live was better…..but the edits are always top notch! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 good job Mr. Editor
5:45 that is *diabolical*
2:03 Nikko said it b4 too many planes falling out
@3:10 that's how they trade and sell cardamom. They are inspecting the product for quality
I learned something on this here! Thanks!
What Is cardamom
@@PatrickStarr23 it's a spice that's native to India
@ oh okay
Thank you! I thought is was already shelled pistachios.
The baby Mixer 5000 Is fucking Crazy 😂
That hair tie in the co-workers vehicles one is pure evil. I love it.
Do a video on what to expect and how to prepare for army bootcamp
4:07 somebody please put Indiana Jones running from the boulder in that one
😂
this is the best video i've seen recently thank you
6:49 i showed my dad this.
Those are googly eyes tires, googly tires. 😂 5:42
😂
9:10 that net!!!! Im squeeling like a pig im laughing so hard.
What happens with the umbilical cord in this setup 🤔
8:46 the design is very human💀💀
That is my wrestling move
He was a desk , No shoes no shirt no service, ASMR, I want to say
Just wow, to that chick melted that kettle. 😂
Had me dead when he said no he got himself in that position
3:57 wow we found the boulder indiana jones was running from😅
Niko i love your your funny as shit when im sad you make me laugh so thank
That boat shit made me choke on my drink!
1:27 made me start dying
Can't wait for your next upload!
"..she can swim.." omg I'm cry/laughing!
5:50, he proly Hebrew or muddle east decent, maybe even Latino, he aight.
3:00 thats a spice trade, vendors literally just walk by and throw their product at buyers who will inspect it and chose a vendor to buy from.
Stay hydrated macaronies
The way the that T. rex tried to flip
2:00 sure glad I saw this part AFTER my flight earlier today
There is a new army ad!!!! It's dope
44 chicken nuggets lol @ 8:42 :s ...yea xD
good video man
God Damn thay broke the doc
The black chick on the diving board fucking killed me. I laughed way harder than I should have.
We need deployment footage 🎉🎉
I trusted a fart while out skidooing today. Never trust a fart 😂
i slept while watching this
9:25 that’s exactly explains your conditions, Nicolette 😂😂😂
1:47 welp someone is losing a job
I can't unsee the butterfly gobbler.
Damn trying to give the baby shaking baby syndrome before he even pops out that's crazy 😂😂
9:26 Nope, I would be throwing up and slowly dying
the baby room has pole in it.
Brooooo, my mom walked in at 2:57
2:57
That’s a reason why I can’t watch this in public
5:32 when you laugh sounds like a hyena 😅
9:17 And then the baby goes flying
9:34 - Best comment. 🤣🤣
2:13 my favorite line is basketball always works 11/10
Always good stuff
Lmao So Funny, Thanks Bro
Its like having your baby at six flags
The hair ties is way too far. Someone's going to jail fr 😅
3:13 i flentched and yelled so fucking loud 😂😂
Watch my baby come out with whiplash
The hairtie thing is either foul af…or an elaborate coverup done by a true friend
Legend has it the bell is still ringing to this day
9:30 when Navy pilots are born. They get them ready to fly a simulator, then on a carrier landing with a net.
Where does the placenta end up? That shit looks like it was going to Jackson pollack the wall
8:45 baby launcher 3000
i like the video after he didnt know what centrifugal force is xD
8:59 This design is very human
Future airman
Tell me your baby is going chair force without telling me your baby going chair force
6:56 I thought bro was going straight to the factory.
You have to do the hairtie prank too the boys at unsub.....😂
new marine corps boot camp vid‼️
That car won’t move in because the transmission is on the ground 😂
The dog is realy chill
Peanuts? Tf? Pumpkin seeds.
NIKKO ORTIZ POSTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Comrade?
Run towards the fire. 😮. Run fast. Run far.
Under an hour gang
44 nuggets please LMAO
That airplane comment aged REAL fast. True tho
this is the best video i've seen recently thank you
I watch your twitch streams ans your youtube vids😂