Riton & Kah-Lo - Fake ID [Official Audio]
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Stream/Download 'Fake ID' here: smarturl.it/Fa...
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/ ritontime
/ henryriton
/ ritontime
/ ritontime
Spotify: smarturl.it/Rit...
Connect with Kah-Lo
/ thatkahlo
/ thatkahlo
/ thatkahlo
(C) 2017 Riton Time
Their ID’S are officially expired _today_ (13.9.20)
Only kahlo’s
One now
Hi
I will come back in 2 weeks
1 month now
Ok maybe much sooner than that
gmod default dance > selena gomez
2002 omg you saw that video?
Hello
2002 preach
That video from instagram right ? 😂😂
Lmao, yes
Bro. I know ALL the words. I listened to this TOO much when I was young. It’s a BOP though🕺🏾🔥
this is a hood classic
hey those id’s expire on my birthday this year
if you remember this from 2019 tiktok, i love you
No recordaba el nombre de esta canción pero al fin te encontré
$5 to anyone who can find a comment without selena in it
• Alextremeness • yours
SoundXEN But he wrote „Selena“. So it must be your comment
*When everybody is here from Selena or tik tok and you be like anyone from the fire Zalando ad?*
from the calvin klein ad lmao
Same tho
Mcloving.
Is ANYONE here from tiktok?
#inb4
I'm here because of ricardo milos 😍😍😍
Thanks Selena!
it doesnt matter where you came from, we can all agree this song *slaps*
I came here for the Gmod Default dance
Unironically a Ted Kaczynski edit brought me here
Lyrics (thank me later)
Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the Coke
Three, two, one, girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a Coke with my rum?
Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the Coke
Three, two, one, girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a Coke with my rum?
Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the Coke
Three, two, one, girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a Coke with my rum?
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Ooh
Two, two, four, eight, some boys wanna hate
But you can't even contemplate
We all down, the best in town
So you gotta get lit to the champion sound
One, two, three, chicka fake ID
Shit, you can't even drink with me
You can't hang, you got no plan
So you gotta make room now for the next man
Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the Coke
Three, two, one, girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Gotta get that bar
Gotta work real hard
Streets are your catwalk
Make your body talk that talk
Not to waste my time
If you see a broke man sign
If the man can’t whine
You gotta get next in line
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
Chicka f, chicka fake ID
why would i thank you for something you copy pasted from a quick google search
@@pigeon6647 BAHA
The fact that I only know this from Michael Storen💀
michael is a legend
noice
Selena Gomez got me here ❤🕺🏽
Emmm 2020?????
Эх,флешбеки по Салли Фейс....
Im here because... i found this song
Me from tik tok😁😂 (oh yeah yeah)
Oh yeah yeah
Tomáš the most virgin comment
kk
Ok*
This one hit diffrent when it's 2:00am.
TRUE
@Sky J haha its 5:06 am. happy new year
2:25😂
I love ricardo no inglish you
My Human Brother what are you doing here?
I love the way she pronounces “coke” and “rum”
jamaican accent
Hahaha
@@JasonMkhize_Draco isnt she nigerian?
ua-cam.com/video/JvwLkBB5p6g/v-deo.html
cocknram
Suddenly, Luigi is not depressed anymore.
Your under arrest
@@121Simone you're* lmao
Elo morelo
@@backwards1746 you're
200th like
this song: e x i s t s
tik tok : *it’s free real estate*
0:44 tick tock has joined the party 0:58 tick tock has left the party
Funny
copied joke from other tik tok music
Anything: exists
Tik tok: *i t ‘ s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e*
lol true
**Gmod Default Dances**
Finaly i found something like this
@@mememusspasticus4278 Honestly. I despise Tik Tok with a passion
I also dislike black people
@@nikoandroman it wasn't that good of a joke but it is a joke so calm tf down
Need.if
This song helps me memorize counting by threes. Thank you
Hahahaha tru
And backwards from 3 😌💅
Avocado Yeet BABAH
@kihroudy. .......r/woooosh
Ah yes, 1,2,3,6,9 all the factors of 3
this song makes me want to do portal co-op default dance
This makes me wanna play Gmod and dance
Lol broooo true. portal
@@EricCN what does that have to do anything in this comment
this makes me wanne kill myself
omg same
2017-normal song
2018- *R U I N E D B Y T I K T O K*
2019-normal song
Very true
yea we
True
I honestly never found it as a bad song because of Tik Tok. Is that a good thing? 😂
In 2020 it’ll be fortnite tik toks
No 👏🏾 body👏🏾 cares👏🏾 who👏🏾 sent 👏🏾you 👏🏾 to 👏🏾 this 👏🏾 song!
Isha Sav ppl with anime profile pics dont matter
Isha Sav stop b u l l y i n g us
@@lucasbeshara2286 Yeah! Totally agree.
@@Gam05 This may be worse that editing your own comment.
Just saying.
@@cheesymac6732 That's 👏 not 👏 okay 👏 either 👏 buddy 👏
this song sounds like climbing the stairs of a private jet in a trench coat while the wind is blowing
Mood
yeah❤
yes
That is so oddly specific
@@bb3nji thats the poiNt brO
Everyone: is here because of tik tok
Me, an intelligent being: is here because of Walmart intercoms
Heard my fireteam partner next cube over play it during basic, still here.
A man of quality
that’s like honestly half of my playlist
Hank Hill
@Furret i was waiting for a comment like this!
This makes me wanna chew my yogurt
I chew my yogurt 😂
@@thankyou7006 me too
@@sugaismineyoutouchhimuhave5054 lol and ice cream
@@thankyou7006 that happens to me all the time xd
what about chewing water?
Sounds like something you would hear in a strip club
True
Nah mate probs not cause of the name of the song they wont want it lmao
Nah just for a kidnap movie of some drug addict female teens
Not really
Uhhh you’ve been to a strip club.. wtf
Fun facts: The 3, 6, 9 hook is based on a mid century school yard rhyme that went “3, 6, 9 the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line, the line broke, the monkey got choked, and they all went to heaven in a little row boat.” It was a clapping game, like Miss Mary Mack or Down By The Banks of the Hanky Panky. My mom (born in 1954) taught it to me when I was young.
very cool!
ua-cam.com/video/qWuSPPLtkEQ/v-deo.html
@@scottbirksted Wow, thanks so much for linking this!
The Clapping Song
Yo thanks for the info , have a nice life
More importantly, who's NOT here because of Selena Gomez?
Andrew Bagley meee
I’m from that tiktok shit
If your here recently your from tiktok
But im here from tiktok so
Fuk selena gomez :dd from tik tok ... even tho tik tok have lot of autistic users there are good ones too so i watch only them
I was expecting alot of shit from tik-tok but instead i see Selena g stuff..tf?
Edit:Dayum wasn't expecting so many likes
DamiK 11 same!!!!!!!!
Who the f**k is Selena???🤔🤔
ikr
@@JoelPalu Selena Gomes, a singer.
@@genarias.4958 gomez*
Me: this song is awesome
Tiktok: hmm
Me:wait-
Tiktok: HOLD. MY. BEER.
You mean hold my yee-yee juce
*THROWS BEER TO FLOOR* Whatcha say?
hold my wine
¿Antisocialhuman ? What’s wrong with you? This song is ass. It was always ass. It’s always going to be ass.
@@snr.froggymooopew7781 I'm trying not to show you how salty you are, but oh well.
y’all going to ignore the fact his driver’s license is expired
umm. There's not 13 months
Matthew Francis maybe it’s the 13TH of the 9th month?
Shyanne Rose true, but it’s not also 2019
Anyone ever seen dd/mm???
y'all also are going to ignore the fact that the issue date is before their date of birth?
Song E X I S T S
Tik Tok cringe lords: Im boutta end this mans whole career.
Song : *exists*
You : I'm gonna recycle a meme
Ø Fair enough
but a woman wrote this song am i getting a r/woosh i dont get it
@@epicgameraudios4524 You're right
∅ø
I don't need a fake ID I'm from Germany I can drink with 16 that's nice
Haha ehre
Brutus bad cutting skills Ich komm vom Dorf. Da liegen die Kinna schon mit 12 im Graben🤷🏼♀️
American Law: _Am I a joke to you?_
Keal Dreemurr Belgium too so always drunk 🥴
Well only beer and wine though
Tiktok people where are you, im on a mission to gather them
Here!
at your service
Gamer #3556 here!
FELLOW GAMER
Here
Me dissociating to this song during quarantine at 10pm: I’m crazy,,,, but I’m free
It’s a vibe.
Well, at least we know we’re not the only ones
Selena Gomez brought me here
Fernandodeljunco same😭😂
Same hauhsu
SAMEEE GURL
Fernandodeljunco same lol
haha me too!
I’ll admit it. I’m here from Tik Tok
Edit: damn that’s a lot of peeps
Daniel Peterson finally someone
same
follow me im @aishadenarwal on tiktok
same
sAme
Daniel Peterson same
0:00
3, 6, 9
Girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the henny
And the coke
3, 2, 1
Girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance he’s done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
FAKE ID
Deep lyrics
0:01
It's Jana sure.....
Ikr
@@rosenikkithewolf7422 0:01 is for mobile users so .. 👌
who’s here NOT from selena😂😂😂
You
Shrek Höë oh yeah yeah
@@clicktoentername4301 oh yeah yeah
TikTok!
G mod
When everyone is here because of Selena or TikTok but I’m here because of Mr. Beast
What
Lol
Same
Sammee
I'm here from Jameskii
Thanks to Selena I found this song lol
Same😭
Same
Sameeee
Saaaaame!!
ua-cam.com/video/JvwLkBB5p6g/v-deo.html
I get GTA 5 night club vibes from this song
Yessssss
Oh hell yeahh
Me too
S O U L W A X F M
Everyone seems to be here from Selena Gomez and I’m just silently sitting here with the TikTok meme gang -
same
*GARRY'S MOD DANCING INTENSIFIES*
Me too
im from the tik tok meme gang hello gamers
I dunno dude i just came across it
am i the only one who found this from tiktok memes
Nope
Nope
Nope also the Selena shit is annoying
@@flixze8773 yeah no problem
No...
I ve came from Selena's drive video
selena gomez anyone?
Aleesha Imran litteraly everyone
Meeee
me
No
@@8KenzaMusic8 thanks
Gmod
Default
Dance
Mangos are too expensive i agree
3, 6, 9 girls wanna drink wine,
tell the man not to waste your time.
If the man broke, the man be a joke.
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke.
3, 2, 1 girls wanna have fun,
if the man don't dance he's done.
Tell him "Move on", get the man gone.
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
3, 6, 9 girls wanna drink wine,
tell the man not to waste your time.
If the man broke, the man be a joke.
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke.
3, 2, 1 girls wanna have fun,
if the man don't dance he's done.
Tell him "Move on", get the man gone.
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
3, 6, 9 girls wanna drink wine,
tell the man not to waste your time.
If the man broke, the man he a joke.
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke.
3, 2, 1 girls wanna have fun,
if the man don't dance he's done.
Tell him "Move on", get the man gone.
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
Fake-ID x4
*This is ridiculous, I'm not gonna finish this.*
bluq I didn’t realise it was on repeat ;-;
Haha absolutely loved your last little remark!!!!
😂😂😂😂
It's been a whole year and it's still not finished lol
@@slimsomething shhhh
Who's here after seeing Selena G jamming on it?? 😂😂
Me😹
Rama Mouawiya meee
Itspeachy Sel done fb
Me
Rama Mouawiya me lol
this is perfect for dancing in your room by yourself
I also do it
I started to dance by myself the first time I heard this song from Clickbait from Netflix and can't stop listening. It's 2:25 am XD
Why are you right please tell me
Yes doing the default gmod dance
Garrys Dance
Selena Gomez got me here
me too!
This song: exists
People in comments, thinking that they're funny and original:
"TikTok: hippity hoppity this song is my property.
edit: oh wow guys thank u for 2 likes this is a record for me :^)"
78 likes noww
totally agree
Thanks Selena Gomez! Had never heard it before but I like it!
I'm here because of Selena Gomez 😂💚
same here
Me too🙌
me!
I'm here because I'm conscious enough to have my own taste in music versus mindlessly following a celebrity trend.
S h u t U p
I'm here from our Queen Selena
Am I the only one who came from selena? 😍😂😂
Wow it's awesome I can now free out with my fake I'd without anny notice check agent at 214 814 0406
Makes two of us😅😅
Nope
selena gomez? tiktok gods brought me here
Me too
lillwawless
Lmao same xD
Follow me please : bloop._.bloop
Same my guy
lillwawless sammmeee
Here cause of Selena Gomez, anyone else? 💕
SAMEEEE
Same
Same girl
kaia maia yesss
kaia maia saaaame
3,6,9
Girls wanna drink wine,tell the man not to waste your time.
If the man broke,the man he a joke.
So,you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke.
3,2,1
Girls wanna have fun,if the man don’t dance he’s done.
Tell him move on, get the man gone.
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
yee
0:45
*Looks at comments* I-I got here from TikTok…
SupremeSniper_ same
Me 2
Selena Gomez ✌
Renad XXX Nice profile photo 😏
[Chorus]
3, 6, 9
Girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the coke
3, 2, 1
Girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
3, 6, 9, girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the coke
3, 2, 1, girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
3, 6, 9, girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the coke
3, 2, 1, girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
[Hook]
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
[Verse]
2-2, 4, 8
Some boys wanna hate
But you can't even contemplate
We all down, the best in the town
So you gotta get lit to the champion sound
1, 2, 3, pick a fake I.D
Shit, you can't even drink with me
You can't hang, you got no plan
So you gotta make room now for the next man
[Chorus]
3, 6, 9
Girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the Henny and the coke
3, 2, 1
Girls wanna have fun
If the man don’t dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
[Hook]
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
[Bridge]
Gotta get that bar
Gotta work real hard
Streets are your catwalk
Make your body talk that talk
Not to waste my time
If you see a broke man sign
If the man can’t whine
You gotta get next in line
[Hook]
Ya, ya
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
Pick a, pick a fake I.D
This is the first comment that does not include selena gomez😂
Bro this is straight up taken from genius -.-
Sexism let's go!
Awful dross
Tik Tok: hippity hoppity this song is my property edit:likes,why?
hippity hoppity stop exsposing poeples propertys
🏳🌈⃠
@@teomandemirel6932 how do you do this
Doodle deedle dont steal comments from other people
Why do i have 257 likes?
If you never go on Tiktok, it can never ruin a song for you.
😏👈
Omg-
HOW HAVE WE BEEN SO IGNORANT
Facts
Yeah, Tik Tok is usually how I FIND songs.
😃🔫
Selena Gomez listens to this song, so here I am too😂😂
Ивона Николаева Same she’s got a good taste in music
😂👏🏻
I’m here because of tik tok...
Anyone else here from Clickbait on Netflix?😍😍
Thanks Selena this is a bop🙈
Selena Gomez send me here
If this doesn't become an essential house party song I don't know what life is anymore.
MAD DOGE haha
🙃😊
Actually it did
@@rodeno01really!!!?
Kinda sounds like a song that would be playing in a GTA V Night Club xD
Selena Gomez?
Ne alaka
This song: plays
Me: *_VERY EXTREME G MOD DANCING_*
+
Yesss
+
-whos here because of Tik Tok-
shut up weeb
@@yonko8231 shut up Logan paul
meh
Your all weeks
And under arrest for loli porn
🙋🏻♀️I am Japanese.
This song is good.😘
Selena aşkımdan geldik
Selena listens to bops ugh her mind #queen
Got mine from this legit plug very transparent and
offer a fast shipping service.
In 48 hours i received my id and went shopping at the mall.
Text .+1(213)8063716 legit id god?
simpzzi R #overrated
gmod dance > literally any other dance
bEPIS MAN
I see you're a man of culture as well
Yes, good
they hated jesus because he told them the truth
I think i found my soulmate.
Check out my last video "Too High" ft. Boy Matthews! ritontime.ffm.to/toohigh
Did no one actually noticed the Hawaiian Mclovin id refering the movie Super Bad?
ricram tuga me
that's the comment i was looking for sir
TIK TOK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Who else is here in 2024?
this sounds like something that would play at a drag club
69 likes don’t touch it
no, this is something you would play on normal club. you listen the melody on drugs not the lyrics, some kind of trance would be most
appropriate
@@tomsmith624 we touched it
I am here after remind selena’s video on car
yesss sameeee
Same.
same
same
Same
Clickbait on Netflix brought me here.
Three, six, nine
Girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke
Three, two, one
Girls wanna have fun
If the man don't dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum
Three, six, nine
Girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke
Three, two, one
Girls wanna have fun
If the man don't dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum
(Yeah, yeah)
Three, six, nine
Girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke
Three, two, one
Girls wanna have fun
If the man don't dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Two-two, four, eight
Some boys wanna hate
But you can't even contemplate
We all down, the best in the town
So you gotta get lit to the champion sound
One, two, three
Chicka fake I.D
Shit, you can't even drink with me
You can't hang, you got no plan
So you gotta make room now for the next man
Three, six, nine
Girls wanna drink wine
Tell the man not to waste your time
If the man broke, the man he a joke
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke
Three, two, one
Girls wanna have fun
If the man don't dance, he's done
Tell him move on, get the man gone
Now can I get a coke with my rum
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Gotta get that bar
Gotta work real hard
Streets are your catwalk
Make your body talk that talk
Not to waste my time
If you see a broke man sign
If the man can't whine
You gotta get next in line
(Yeah yeah)
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
Chicka f-, chicka fake I.D
We dont need to know the lyrics #prochoice
Namrata Patil i think it’s “check a fake id” not “chicka” lmao
At least give us the good lyrics lmaooo
who’s here because they actually like the song and not because of selena gomez
rawr who cares about Selena gomez it’s TikTok that why I’m here
@Benniboiyello ikr although the song i love it. But just why did the song had to be tiktocked???
2016-no
2017-no
2018-probably 🙄
2019-*1 in trending*
Wasn't a thing in 2016
Uhh probably because it wasn't here in 2016 "🙄"
Reported.
@@shoematter2289 what was reported?
Reported
-reason
Racism
Found this from about a 3 second clip from 'clickbait' I love it!
I’m here because of Tik Tok..
I‘m too😂
@@MrQueen-vy8dc i'm too
is anyone here because they like the song and not because of selena gomez💀
99%: Selena Gomez bs
1%: Actual comments