Sambucha: “Cool you did the dishes I pay the rent we are not the same” His kid: “You decided to have me and I never wanted to be here we are not the same”
Also funniest thing- I self diagnosed myself with ADHD and OCD and I took an official test (I went to a professional for it) and turned out I had both.
Sambucha: I don't think anyone's actually attracted to cartoon characters. It's just a meme, right? Also Sambucha: Yes yes yes yes yes(and so on) Also Sambucha: Nurse Joy? Yeah she was my first crush😊
i love when the question said do you cut your sanwiches rectangle or triangle i love how he said rectangle, people who cut there sandwiches triangle cant be trusted
Everyone has a hard time focusing in school, because it’s boring. Little bro you aren’t special, don’t diagnose yourself with shit that doesn’t apply to you.
The fact that kids now days expect allowances, free money from parents, money for doing simple tasks, chores, or getting good grades is wild to me. I’m glad I was raised to know the only time u get free stuff or money is on ur birthday.
Sambucha: I will never let a guy with my kid alone Also Sambucha: Yeah the grinch can watch my kid why not idk if the grinch is considered a guy, so don't freak out over this comment. Before you write a 5 paragraph essay on the grinch's gender, just understand the meaningless point of writing it.
Sambucha: “oh yeah, nurse joy is a sweetheart. she was actually my first crush.” Also Sambucha: “do you find cartoon characters attractive? no, I think that’s just something that everybody is making up.”
Sambucha: i don't think anyone is really attracted to cartoon caracters
Also Sambucha: *says yes to every disney character*
Including the very old grandma
lmaoo
And a car, i was confused what he said “Yea” too lol
am he was joking
@@zacharijoseph5035 he was not......
Sam: "salt"
It's actually sugar
Sam: "same thing" 💀
ah yes i too sugar my boiled eggs
Fr
Ah some salty tea 🍵
Not the same thing
Ahh how about bacon with sugar.🥓🍬
“If you have any of these features, you’re considered attractive”
“Bigger eyes”
Me being Chinese:
Friendly fire will not be tolerated 🙅♂️
@@PW_Hawk Agreed，说得没错
i can relate
Sambucha: Being attracted to Cartoon characters is weird
Also Sambucha: Omg nurse joy was my first crush
It's anime though but I guess anime is just japanese cartoon lol
Hey he said cartoon characters
Never said anything about anime charactera ig
Also him: *HAS AN ANIME BODY PILLOW*
@@kannan07 anime and cartoon characters are the same thing.
@@stormmarkus1041 ye as a anime enjoyer anime is just Japanese cartoons
this man is going crazy with these tests, love it dawg
*ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html*
Finally it's here after so long
Yaz dawg
I'm better than Sambucha, My content is better!
@@InstagramUser2 shut your goofy ahh up
@@InstagramUser2 Extremely Fatherless + Your comments get ignored + Who the fuck asked
3:56 is literally attracted to every animated mum ever
"Do you give only one-word answers?"
"no."
*BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF*
I was thinking the exact same thing! 😂
No because...
I saw this guy with that one on an actual You Didn't Have To Cut Me Off compilation 💀
lol
You didn’t have to make me cringe
Sambucha: “Cool you did the dishes I pay the rent we are not the same”
His kid: “You decided to have me and I never wanted to be here we are not the same”
Some of the shit he says is so damn stupid
lol
Him: I didn’t decide to have you…
dad- "i went through that same thing, were the same"
The kid should be happy to exist
“Do you have a maid?”
Sam: “Yes…………myself”😂😂😂
💪💪
@@placefeature5329😤😤
Question:Do you often give one word answers?
Sambucha's answer to that question: No
Underrated comment
So underated
😂
XD
lol, I thought I was the only one who noticed
"I think football is much bigger than football here" Sambucha - 2022
logic has left the chat
Sam’s Brain has left the chat
9:25 tbh most nostalgic the old rug in my room
Same bro
The question: “Do you answer with one word”
Sam: “no”
like thats one word and he looked in the camera weridly.
Sambucha: I don’t think anyones really attracted to cartoon characters.
Also Sambucha: Nurse Joy was my first crush.
Pokemon is a anime
@@xueyanyang291 Anime is technically cartoon
@@rori..2191 no
@@rori..2191 there's a difference
@@rori..2191 cartoon is for kids and anime is for adults that's y they removed some adulty parts from pokemon and dragon ball etc
20:59 he says he doesn’t give one word answers but proceeds to say just “no”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
that's the joke
Sambucha: Says he's not attracted to cartoon characters
Also Sambucha: My first crush was Nurse Joy
Think the same thing
no she is a anime charcter
@@justinsamonte9929same thinf
nah there different a cartoon is like Cartoon Network and anime is like naruto pokemon is a anime so different @@sillyisthesolulu
I love how Sam gets shocked when something doesn't agree with him.
FR tho
Real
I used to go to the bathroom naked I was 3 when I did it so yeah 😂?
@@S0bbing._.Sc3neKidQw hi
And I love how Sambucha fans get shocked when Sam doesn’t have the same opinion with them
I love these compilations he makes! it is honestly fun. If you don't want to scroll down over and over and over and over again, you can watch these!
11:46 "Nurse Joy, she was my first crush."
Also Sambucha, "Do people even feel attracted to cartoon characters?"
Yeah ik like 50% of people arent.
do you only give one word answers
Sambucha:No
Also funniest thing- I self diagnosed myself with ADHD and OCD and I took an official test (I went to a professional for it) and turned out I had both.
I was diagnosed with OCD by a professional. Turned out I had ADHD.
11:25 "Yeah, need that discipline instilled" Sam 2022 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have rethought my life decisions, thank you for ruining my life
I just got Rick rolled
Np
@I'll Be Back yeah… they are
@I'll Be Back they are really funny
Chill it’s not that deep
Sambucha: I don't think anyone's actually attracted to cartoon characters. It's just a meme, right?
Also Sambucha: Yes yes yes yes yes(and so on)
Also Sambucha: Nurse Joy? Yeah she was my first crush😊
frr omg i was about to say that shit also lol
Going to the bathroom sometimes requires to remove clothes. Idk why, I just get that feeling sometimes
Shower: 🙃
3:01 bro jump scared me 💀
Sambucha: i don't think anyone is really attracted to cartoon caracters
Also Sambucha: omg nurse joy yeah she's a sweetheart she was my *first crush*
“What’s the longest you haven’t showered for?”
Him: “two days”
Me: two months 😬
Mine is a week (I'm a woman btw)💀💀
2 hours. 🥶
(Oops I misread but the longest was 3 weeks bc I had a really bad sickness lol)
Never I’m a plushie made in china
Mine was 2 weeks, I was 7 yrs and looking back I feel so gross 😭
Maybe u took baths
17:53 "Who's eating fried chicken cold!?"
My grandma and me when we tried to microwave the 4 day old chicken: *silent*
Sambucha: “Better at navigating? Men.”
Me: excuse me but do u know a man by the name of Roronoa Zoro?
21:01
"do you only give one word answers?"
No....... Yes?
I think over Shampoo first or conditioner first, I use conditioner first 😂😂 I AM TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fūtbūl
Its crazy how i have watched every single one of these separately as shorts before
His confident smile tho. Lmao🤣🤣🤣
5:59 "I would never leave my kids with a random dude" 😂😂😂
For the 'what do you see' section, none of my answers matched up 💀💀
2:12 so down bad 😂
What the name of the cartoon or if it a movie ?
i love when the question said do you cut your sanwiches rectangle or triangle i love how he said rectangle, people who cut there sandwiches triangle cant be trusted
20:59 “do you only give one word answers?”
1 second later
*”no”*
2:27 WHAT IS HE SAYING YES TO?
😭 😭 LMFAOOO
Whether to phuck thm or not
you’re lucky you don’t get it 😂😭
Please say@@livvyyyyyyy23
@@Eliza-b7bu shouldn’t be on UA-cam then
6:06 100% he was gonna say men.
Sambuncha: I am not really attracted to cartoon characters.
Also Sambuncha: *smashes a grandma*💀💀
3:32 Quick thinking saved this man from a prison sentence.
26:27
damn I almost had a heart attack.
Me too
Same
Same
Same
Same
The vid: "name a drink"
Me:"pinnapple"
11:54 ain’t no way you don’t know them? Regular Show?? 💀💀💀💀
Fr that was like my childhood
i love regular show
Sam: i don't think anyone is really attracted to cartoon caracters
Also Sam: Oh my god yeah nurse joy she's a sweetheart she was my first crush
7:23 - 7:25
Bro forgot to cut out the curse word 💀
Sambucha: I don’t think anyone is really attracted to cartoon characters
Also Sambucha: *oh* *ya* *I* *would* *let* *nurse* *joy* *babysit* *my* *kid* , *she* *was* *my* *first* *crush* !
2:44 did he just say "Yeah" to a car...
"Yeah"
Yeah he did
bro said yeah to a grandma and a robot as well
sad
14:03 I diagnosed myself with ADHD because of symptoms and I have hard time focusing in school
Everyone has a hard time focusing in school, because it’s boring. Little bro you aren’t special, don’t diagnose yourself with shit that doesn’t apply to you.
Get help from a professional therapist first
@@DevMan2342 that is what I might do
I have adhd diagnosed by a doctor, and honestly i dont really care about it but its just weird when people try to self diagnose because why?
I like how he gave a one word answer to the question that asked do u give one word answers
i did that too lol
And then there was me: "Yeah, sometimes"
8:57 YES THERE SO GOOD
“wor-chester-shire” made me cry out laughing when you said that. xD
"I dont think anyone actually likes catoon characters, its just a meme"
Also sam: "Nurse joy was my first crush"
Sambucha :I literally never read
Also Sambucha: *reads every single video* (the words on the screen)
“Why are crocs on here, I own like ten pairs! Definitely not cringe.” THATS THE WHOLE REASON THEYRE CRINGE OMG HAHAHAHAHA I’m dying
5:58 bro
"I would never leave my kid with a random dude"
3:55 had me dying 😂
18:00 hot is better than cold
Me: ice cream
1:56 'messy room, messy life'
People with ADHD: 👁️👄👁️
that’s me….!
4:57 oHhH sO i CaNt Be TrUsTeD
The longest you've gone without showering is definitely not 2 days
Think about when you were a kid
*THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A BABY*
Your parents didn’t wash you that’s nasty
3:40 “It’s weird to not be weird”
-my 4th grade teacher
9:38 Bro!!!!! u look like him
Sambucha:
Says you're wierd for having a crush on cartoon characters
Also Sambucha:
Admits to having crush on nurse joy
0:19
"pick a number 1 - 10"
me: 11
*18*
69
10:06 "That's what she said"
FOR AMERICANS ONLY:
no if u leave ur eggs out they won't go bad in some places but if its a hot state then yes put ur eggs in the fridge
10:26 no one disrespects dumbledore in front of meh
Sambucha: Yell at your mom
Me: I don't have a mom
ok then
Me either
0:55 every child: yes, my mother
“Guys have no fashion sense”
5:22
*bros just angered 3.97 billion people.*
Ikr, my male friend is way more fashionable that me, which annoys me because I usually look like I hibernated for 6 years
8:45 It's Woos-ter-shire sauce (Only worcesterites will get this)
The fact that kids now days expect allowances, free money from parents, money for doing simple tasks, chores, or getting good grades is wild to me. I’m glad I was raised to know the only time u get free stuff or money is on ur birthday.
Good job sam! I actually watched the entire video without getting bored or clicking another video
I got 2 answer right for the first one
Same
Sam is the type of guy to make a video about rethinking your life
Sambucha: I will never let a guy with my kid alone
Also Sambucha: Yeah the grinch can watch my kid why not
idk if the grinch is considered a guy, so don't freak out over this comment. Before you write a 5 paragraph essay on the grinch's gender, just understand the meaningless point of writing it.
i respect him for manning up and saying that he picks his nose
1:29
Paralyzed people: well that can’t be me
Paralysed people:
Why did that girl from the Incredibles show up during the "are you attracted to cartoon characters part?" 💀
Don't u know that is the mom from incrediblels and he says she is attractive lol and she is a cartoon
@@mandipanda-ny2zg my worst fears confirmed 💀💀
ikr lmao
I can’t rethink my life because I don’t think I have a life
Anyone else notice that at 18:08 he shows his score, and it is *64* and the music is also Mario *64*
Same!!
“Sorry J’s”
couldn’t be me…
haha same
5:28 ayo how does he know what it looks like
I assume he has a girlfriend.
“ like cool you did the dishes I paid the rent we’re not the same“ 💀
"So your shirt will be white" Me with a white shirt 👁👄👁
4:22 people don’t like the feel of clothes while doing their business and they also wipe with baby wipes
Fr
9:29 THATS TERMINAL
AIRPORT💀
@astronaut WEE WOO WEE WOO FAKE COD FAN HERE your thinking warzone the map is terminal the location on versansk is airport
23:48 I don't know what the other stuff is, but all I can see is the Eiffel Tower at the top.
Same lol
Yeah
Se
Same
Same😂😂
9:22 I have many books of these
What are they called bc I grew up with those but I just don't remember
@@Mustypotatoes123 frog and toad
@@ImaDalandan thank you 😌
4:08 bro just insulted himself💀💀
23:43 it looks like a man sitting in a tiny toilet
23:12, should I be worried I only got 1 correct:/
Nah
Has anyone else accidentally scrolled out of habit
I admit to that 🤚
Me lol
I’m a j🥲
“Name a country”
Me: Asia 💀😂
13:14
'Popsicles or Ice Pops?'
*Me who calls them ice blocks:* 👀
me who calls them icypoles
@@fin5356 yooo actually nevermind icypole is the og
@@fin5356 and @Robostoat WHAT
me who calls them ice cream
Sambucha: “oh yeah, nurse joy is a sweetheart. she was actually my first crush.”
Also Sambucha: “do you find cartoon characters attractive? no, I think that’s just something that everybody is making up.”
We need think our life decisions!?!? 2:18 my friend
Bro I don't know why but that was the longest 20 minutes of my life.
Short attention span?