Fuck u I’m tryna sleep at 1am and this is the last thing I needed to see. I can’t stop getting up cuz I think that fucking thing is going to show up and do that exact same shit. Help me 😖😖😣
.... lol no Jebaited LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Reed Tard Same thing with almost every tiddy streamer, but we hate them for doing it on Twitch and taking away potential viewers from streamers who actually try.
@@headlass ok this comment is 9 months old but its still the most pathetic comment i have ever seen you brought up sexually completely outa no where and i had to read it 3 times cause your grammar is sad
Ok ok I laughed but now let me teach you how to make crispy fries. Peel and rinse the potatoes. Cut each potato lengthwise into 4 or 5 pieces, then cut each piece into sticks. The thinner these are, the crispier they will be. Place the fries in a large bowl. Cover with cold water, then allow them to soak 2 or 3 hours (or you can stick them in the fridge and let them soak overnight). When you're ready to make the fries, drain the water and lay the potatoes on 2 baking sheets lined with paper towels. Blot with paper towels to dry. Heat a few inches of vegetable oil to 300 degrees F in a heavy pot. In 3 or 4 batches, fry the potatoes about 4 to 5 minutes per batch, or until soft. They should not be brown at all at this point-you just want to start the cooking process. Remove each batch and drain them on new, dry paper towels. Once all the potatoes have been fried at 300 degrees F, turn up the heat until the oil temperature reaches 400 degrees F. When the oil is hot, start frying the potatoes in batches again, cooking until golden and crisp. Remove from the oil and drain on fresh paper towels. Sprinkle the fries with sea salt and dive in with the ketchup-mayo mixture.
Xqc: This is more exciting than golf Xqc's chat: LULW TRUE Xqc: ok never mind, this is absolutely sleep inducing Xqc's chat: LULW TRUE Pepega clap chat
33:55 5head: Guy going a little to fast for turn, right handlebar hits wall, law of counter steering says this acts as a left hand push on handlebar, therefore making him steer left into the mans.
Trailer park boys is funny as shit. Ofc chat is alienated from it because they're little basement dweller soyboys. It's like different ends of the lowlife spectrum 5Head
Imagine someone donating an entire movie.
At 33 cents a second, that would be a pretty fucking expensive movie.
One minute is $19.80
An hour and a half movie is $1,782
Unless my math is wrong.
@@rytr1995 Does he really take 19$ for one minute video?
Damn, that sucks.
@@rytr1995 well if every xqc viewer gets together 1 dollar, we can make him watch more than a 1 1/2 movie
Hol on mr beast could donate shrek for 2k$
@@rytr1995 if I get rich I'll donate for him to watch the whole killer bean movie
20:10 alinity and twitch staff off-stream
Lmao hahaha
LMAOOO
Lmaoo
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
4:57 That big smile to the face of disgust lmao
im done
Keith Sawyer same
Xylluk The Dragon lmao
Literally my reaction
weebs literally ruin everything DansGame
7:25 that laugh is amazing
yeah it's like pekora
@@IO279K4RMN who
We all secretly know that xQc lost to Pokimane
No u
Losing to Pokimane DansGame
@@JoshuaGraham8383 You should have said "I won DansGame "
@Shankar Katragadda That goes without saying. I'd fuck Greek if push came to shove too.
Dude Aren’t we all
6:45 for the bois
Sam Hyde Only virgins call other people virgins
and girls
@@GodinSpace It takes a man to know what a man wants
@Sam Hyde imagine being attracted to women
Shes flat
4:56 you can see when xqc's smile instantly drowns away when he sees anime
NaM shutthefuckupweeb
Lean Jallad nope, that was anime you fucking disgrace
@SushiChicken Screw u
Frickin weebs
@@DaniiDearestt you serious? Don't fucking hate on something you don't watch
The true purpose of Media Monday is to keep PVC from going broke, gambling in CSGO cases and Toreba game PepeLaugh
and haHAA farming
@racist chicken .33$ is 1 second
@Racist Chicken The amount you donate gives you a time limit for your video.
For example if you donate $3.30 you get 10 seconds of video playtime.
6:40 he was trying to hide it but... he lost...
8:35 for the real bois
okay.. any sauce for that?
Fuck u I’m tryna sleep at 1am and this is the last thing I needed to see. I can’t stop getting up cuz I think that fucking thing is going to show up and do that exact same shit. Help me 😖😖😣
@@yagitka never meant - America nfootball
I really wanna know that video and what the hell that was.
Incredible video
4:55 Feel bad that this video had to come after the one he was having a good laugh at. His face slowly becoming disappointed
same, fucking cringe weebs
@@wolfy4734 don't lump us all together. Those are furries
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 Nah you can enjoy anime but if you're a weeb you are cancer...
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 same nasty shit
I Forgot i hate weebs so much i cant even bring myself to watch animes that are deemed good anymore
27:17 the scene that haunts my nightmares
Same I still remember it 😂
My 21 yrs old still got scared when king Ramses started speaking
6:32 Thubnail Media share
God bless you🙏
Eww
@@Ymejii weeb out
AYAYA Clap WEEBS IN
14:53 had me dead for hours!!
Had him dead too
Lmao same
6:20 alinity
@Kai shit the fuck up
@@tpagaming6151 1. you took that personally
2. I would find shitting upward awkward and uncomfortable
@Randumb isnt that the american dream
@@thatsunfortunate8785 1. No i didn't. I don't even like cats in general. I was just joking.
2. You never know until you try
@Kai tf
13:50 look at that smile. He knew what was coming
13:09 lmao xQc actually jumped
13:00
He totally jumped wow 4head
@@user-jw7xu8qc8q i uhh---i ummm --. im autistic
@@Lajen.10 stfu
Just gonna leave this here for later...
20:10
im gonna leave a comment so you can come back later by clicking my comment's notification
@@hexide6736 same
Same
2020 Same
Same
11:45 t-twomad?!
Lmaooooooo
Eeë
What was the original of that song called?
KΛM KΛM Nu Shooz - I Can't Wait
Twomad is black wdum
xqc: "THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN GOLF"
chat: "TRUE"
xqc: "ACTUALLY THIS IS KIND OF SLEEPER"
chat: "TRUE"
6:33 Thumbnail
He’s so generous.
The guy payed $50 to make his stream watch disc golf
21:41 god tier meme
are you the guy in destinys friends’ twitter replies :O
@@trampoleen8750 yes
@@dume85 dggL
Pokimane is the only person who rivals xqc’s schnoze
Jay Fuschino-Armstrong i guess you havent seen hers PepeLaugh
@TheProphetMuhammad yassuo's bigger
@@ovs4744 Oh no no no no
@Lump gross gore lookin ass
Fuck pokimane WeirdChamp
i hate this chat with a passion
David what is your reason? Just curious
I am curious why you still watch?
Beta Knight the haHAA spam when xqc doesn’t laugh and the LULW spam when he does
Imagine caring that much
Chatters malding omegalul
17:10 before siren head was a meme
5:20 actually had me dying. Shit is funny af
whats the name of the song?
@@theseagullthatcould5698 ua-cam.com/video/q604eed4ad0/v-deo.html
@@franzgermann Thanks so much.
Everytime XQC see an insect: why does this exist burn it
rubestx as it always should be
every incect expcept for bees should die
i’m so happy someone in chat realised young lean sampled those broken sirens
30:46 also for the bois
half of chat wasn't even born when this show came out lol
@@pappi8338 ok boomer
@@ronfino not a boomer btw
pappi ok boomer
@@spoodles3344 do you even know what boomer means?
4:57 I feel you, brother.
chats sense of humor is honestly embarrassing
Telling someone what they should think is and isnt funny is equally embarrassing
RSh s i never told them what to think, i was just stating that their sense of humor is embarrassing. learn to read
Berfalemew Jornadsky Jr. IIV yeah for real, half the shit was random cartoons or anime. it’s just never seems to actually have a joke behind it
they are racist piece of shits twtich chat is a cancer bro
@@rshs5821 no its not and u are just dumb
he made 700 dollars in 35 minutes
Easy money
Billionaire
If you're reading this I hope you're having a nice day xcqL
ty :)
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Reed Tard Same thing with almost every tiddy streamer, but we hate them for doing it on Twitch and taking away potential viewers from streamers who actually try.
Ily Kreygasm
@Athrielle whoaaaa
7:03 A wild Vaxei appeared
XQC: Disk golf is actually Pog. Golf is sleeper
Chat: True LULW
*2 mins later*
XQC: Disk golf is sleeper, golf is better
Chat: TRUE LULW
TRUE LULW
Probably different people, no?
literally bots in chat saying haHAA after xqc says good one
4:56-5:05 His facial expression going from laughter to "WTF is this" is priceless OMG XD LMFAO
4:58 it was so funny to see the light on his face fade out as he progressively got more and more disappointed
I laugh or grin or anything and the SECOND I see haHAA or WeirdChamp I have a straight face again.
I also smh and say "halt"
same
actually same even when watching live or vods
Tiltoid wait what so your gay and then when you see haHAA or weird champ you don’t become gay what the fuck are you talking about
@@headlass ok this comment is 9 months old but its still the most pathetic comment i have ever seen you brought up sexually completely outa no where and i had to read it 3 times cause your grammar is sad
I love all the media Monday that he's doing! It's amazing.
Interesting I get recommend this after xqc reveals he is a tier 3 sub
15:32 WeirdChamp'ing James (Uberhaxornova), wtf
??? Zoomers
Are you talking about family guy? Stuff is trash lol
Family Guy is haHAA ngl
The show is dogshit.
this aged well
Wdym?
"Everything is haHAA Everything is haHAA Everything is haHAA Everything is haHAA Everything is haHAA" - Chat
17:06 Dunkirk theme or what
4:56 , ive never seen someone go from pure joy to absolute depression so fast
Saucy Sausages uwu
Yeah I'm tired of these fat ass weeb girls making all anime look bad and sending the most cringe shit possible it's almost as bad as tiktoks
@@Mr_Blazeking no wonder chat hates weebs pepehands
Ok ok I laughed but now let me teach you how to make crispy fries.
Peel and rinse the potatoes. Cut each potato lengthwise into 4 or 5 pieces, then cut each piece into sticks. The thinner these are, the crispier they will be. Place the fries in a large bowl. Cover with cold water, then allow them to soak 2 or 3 hours (or you can stick them in the fridge and let them soak overnight).
When you're ready to make the fries, drain the water and lay the potatoes on 2 baking sheets lined with paper towels. Blot with paper towels to dry.
Heat a few inches of vegetable oil to 300 degrees F in a heavy pot. In 3 or 4 batches, fry the potatoes about 4 to 5 minutes per batch, or until soft. They should not be brown at all at this point-you just want to start the cooking process. Remove each batch and drain them on new, dry paper towels.
Once all the potatoes have been fried at 300 degrees F, turn up the heat until the oil temperature reaches 400 degrees F. When the oil is hot, start frying the potatoes in batches again, cooking until golden and crisp. Remove from the oil and drain on fresh paper towels. Sprinkle the fries with sea salt and dive in with the ketchup-mayo mixture.
Thank you :)
9:00 i think he said "it was sure in fact"
Pokimane in thumbnail = 5th most watched video
Mom: what did you do today?
Me: watched disc golf.
17:38 You already know where SnapChat got this from
?
@@Bioxed It was an ad about "Mythical creatures that actually existed" and they photoshopped some kind of octopus thing into the fog with the noise.
@@loki9920 so did the sound really come from the siren or was it made for the creature video?
@@Bioxed Sirens.
@@xailonut8763 thanks!
3:14, no Oepy, that was not the Beatles lmao
6:32 *Insert Kreygasm
13:08 lmao xQc got scared.
15:53 the money count in the bottom right corner is literally in sync with mini Peter saying wow lol
Lmaoo
I achieved victory due to the end being cut off DansGame
im so glad that chat has passed the phase of hahaa ing everything, mostly
29:50 I was literally crying of laughter looking at chat boomer vs zoomer battle
Wtf is a boomer and wtf is a zoomer?
@@sosephiroth what's life
@@kostasspirou1010 isxuei
*Video plays*
XQC: jesus
4:58 you can just see his enjoyment disapearring slowly
16:15 I died lmfao 🤣
underrated
Xqc: This is more exciting than golf
Xqc's chat: LULW TRUE
Xqc: ok never mind, this is absolutely sleep inducing
Xqc's chat: LULW TRUE
Pepega clap chat
Xqc in thumbnail: °O°
Xqc in vod: ._.
Xqc thumbnail is also ._.
6:25 alinity peplaugh
Xqc's chat when Xqc says disk golf is better than regular golf
: LULW true
The same people when he says its actually sleeper:
ResidentSleeper
Probably cause it is better than golf but its also boring af
10:43 titanfall is so dope
33:55 5head: Guy going a little to fast for turn, right handlebar hits wall, law of counter steering says this acts as a left hand push on handlebar, therefore making him steer left into the mans.
6:39 just saying part of that except for the singing is best friend by cuco I don’t get why he got to be in memes now
Damn well played. I actually listen to a couple cuco songs and I never knew that this song came from him.
8:21 this reminds me of key and peele air plane video
wtf why can't media share days always get these Pog vids, usually it's so trash
7:11 chat spamming torille PepeLaugh
Everyone in the chat who says “true” is just xQc simp
true
true
Yes
Who tf WeirdChamps or haHAAs Trailer Park Boys
peepoWTF
You can dislike stuff you know. That show is just not for me but if you are talking about the spam then that's just a different issue.
I have no idea what's going on
Trailer park boys is funny as shit. Ofc chat is alienated from it because they're little basement dweller soyboys. It's like different ends of the lowlife spectrum 5Head
Haven't watched it, but nothing about that scene was funny to me. Still wouldn't spam though.
oh jheez twitch chat lingo
17:26 SIRENHEAD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Funny video plays
Me: epic
Anime amv plays
Me: SKIIIIP
9:43
**Me going to McDonald's because I'm hungry and haven't left the house in 5 weeks**
Bro that daigo parry will be forever be legendary
I can't imagine paying 50$ to show XQC a video of frisbee golf.
Everyone goes "ha ha" then XQC laughs and everyone goes LULW
You can see how xQc is slowly transforming into a weeabo, 10/10.
「Arturø」 he’s a closet weeb
We got him bois.Anyway what is with some of these nomie memes
You can watch anime without being a weeb or a weeaboo, honestly it's not hard.
Besides the fact his expression completely drains when he sees it 90% of the time
Get the FUCK out
The first one is something your dad would fall asleep to at 2pm
17:52 "kittylilyxx" yung lean
I love u for this reference 🖤
Weirdchamp
I figured out how twitch works:
1. Funny video
2. Specific emote
14:38 for the UberHaxorNova & ImmortalHD fans out there.
A wise man once said
“Discombobulate”
Shaqtus O’queef 👏👏😁😁
When he talks about Xbox being trash and getting arthritis cause of the controller but you can get carpal tunnel from the keyboard
that tornado siren scared the fuck out of me
this video should be renamed: "xqc watches videos on stream for 40 minutes with very little reaction"
Viewer: **shares pokimane**
xQc: 👁👄👁
People out here donating the bad amvs lol
Intended 99% are dog shit lol
Once you turn 18 you see how bad those are
Even if they are not bad it's still weird to donate them tbh lol
None of them are good and nobody donates any good anime clips most are weeb shit or don't make sense
ᏴᏞᎪΖΞΚᎥΝᏀ you meant anime clips with music and some editing to make it sync with the music?
The fucking herobrine jumpscare with the parrots scared the shit outta me
Someone haHAA-ing Dunkey. 💀
I hope you have a good day, dude.
0:00 5head clap
Racon: eats like a pig
xQc: oh that's cute
18:20 to 18:45 is how the behind the scenes version happened.
9:21 she was fluffin with her muffin that's why he got mad
Coronatime... xQc predicted it with his big brain!
We all know he’s a closeted weeb
That thing was a ratking , all those rats , it was pretty common to see those in the middle ages