David Thoughie Gem Cobbity Parody

Lyrics:
Gem Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)
Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)
This is Gem Control to Major Cob
You've made 'jak of the day
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control
I'm spamming onions posts
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
And the 'log looks very different today
For here
Am I posting on the 'party
Far above the 'ru
slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I've won one hundred thousand duels
I'm feeling very nas
And I think my browser know which posts to quote
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Ground Control to Major Cob
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
Far above the 'ru
Slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do

[@test18fort]

oh my science

[@toddhoward4160]

The man who jaked the world

[@セキウン]

gemerald

[@sigmamale6154]

David Thoughie Gemerald and Iron mine

[@Ajclz]

May the science be with you 🫡

[@edelweissvoyager3937]

zellig

[@reptilefan1115]

will always be coal

[@fedpostah]

Maya is gemmy tho

[@bluepig33]

@@reptilefan1115 um sweety why are you subscribed to massa

[@reptilefan1115]

@@bluepig33 let people enjoy things chud

[@theloweffortchannel7211]

@@fedpostah cunny of a gem

[@prodbywerty]

Nutwave for this was so good
Sad it's nowhere to be found on UA-cam

[@lghjsdtugfkgfjgtru]

Bowie would be happy with this gem