Here’s another Mugshots Segment I made up myself: Verity: My name’s Verity, I bust bad guys, you wanna help? Come on in. We got four suspects pinned down. Three of them are guilty. Listen to their stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lie did the crime. Today we’re interviewing four Nintendo freaks from the suburbs. Seems three of them stole Pokémon Cards from the local market yesterday. Remember only one of these mugs, is telling the truth, the other three are lying. First up, Johnathan Hoodman. Johnathan: Pokémon?! Who cares about Pokémon?!! I’m a Mario Man for goodness sake. Besides, I was in New York, at the world famous Nintendo Store. The Bowser statue, the Mario statue, you know what I mean. Verity: I wish I could agree with you, but is the Nintendo Store in New York? Let’s move on to Margot Lively. Margot: Girl, you know I didn’t rob that market, Verity! I was at a party in Las Vegas last night! That’s Las Vegas, Nevada the State Capital! Verity: An outgoing party gal, I see. But what do you think? Is Las Vegas the capital of Nevada? Next up, Jennifer Jansson. Jennifer: Verity, as adorable Pokémon are, I don’t just steal them. I was just babysitting Sam, I was helping him paint the Scream by Pablo Picasso. It is creepy but cool. Verity: Did Pablo Picasso paint the Scream? Last but not least, Sumimasin Yokai. Sumimasin: No, no, I’m innocent, Verity. I was serving people at my sushi restaurant, like I do everyday. One customer ordered some Wasabi with their meal. That’s the spiciest mustard in the world, you know? Verity: No, I don’t know. Is Wasabi the spiciest mustard? Well, just as I suspected, each criminal all but confessed, did you spot the mistakes? Margot: I was in Las Vegas at a big party. That’s Las Vegas, Nevada the state capital. I hate to be a party pooper, but that party story is over. Las Vegas isn’t the capital of Nevada, Carson City is. GUILTY Jennifer: We were painting the Scream by Pablo Picasso. Jennifer is no child lover, neither an art lover either. Picasso didn’t paint the Scream. Edvard Munch did. GUILTY Sumimasin: Wasabi, that’s the spiciest mustard in the world. Yokai’s alibi is utterly fried. Wasabi is very spicy, but it isn’t the spiciest, it’s really the black seeded mustard. GUILTY Johnathan: I was in New York, at the world famous Nintendo Store. Verity: New York is definitely a hot spot for Nintendo fans, especially with the Nintendo store. Johnathan’s right and it proves his innocence. NOT GUILTY It’s good to see that not everyone has a thing for Pokémon.
Here’s another version of Mugshots I made up myself My name’s Verity, I bust bad guys. You wanna help? Come on In. We’ve got 4 suspects pinned down. 3 of them are guilty, listen to the stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lied did the crime. Today, We’re interviewing 4 members of Damage CTRL. Seems 3 of them got into a fight with some UFC fighters. Remember only one of these mugs is telling the truth, the other 3 are lying. First up, Iyo Sky Iyo: 私は無邪気な人です (I’m the innocent one) Besides, I got back from a match in Tokyo this morning. I mean it is the largest city in Japan. Verity: I must be lost in translation. What do you think is Tokyo the largest city in Japan? Next up, Kairi Sane. Yep, she’s Japanese as well Kairi: なぜ私を逮捕しなければならなかったのですか、ヴェリティ？(Why did you have to arrest me, Verity?) I was visiting the art gallery where I saw The Arnolfini Portrait by Frida Kahlo. Verity: I understand, Kairi. Did Frida Kahlo paint The Arnolfini Portrait? Now let’s turn to Asuka. Asuka: (Scoffs) Is this some kind of American humor? 私はこの容疑で無罪です (I am not guilty of this charge) I was at home binge watching Perry Mason yesterday. That’s the character Clint Eastwood portrayed, you know? Verity: Did Clint Eastwood play Perry Mason? Finally, there’s Dakota Kai. The only member who speaks English. Dakota: Why would I fight some kickboxers, Verity? I was making a homemade Jalapeño hot sauce at home. Did you know the Jalapeño is the world’s hottest pepper? Verity: Can you feel the taste? What do you think is the Jalapeño the world’s hottest pepper? Well just like I figured. Each criminal all but confessed. Did you spot the mistakes? Kairi: I was visiting the art gallery where I saw The Arnolfini Portrait by Frida Kahlo. Verity: Kairi doesn’t know anything about art. Frida Kahlo was an artist but The Arnolfini Portrait was painted by Jan van Eyck GUILTY Asuka: I was at home binge watching Perry Mason yesterday. That’s the character Clint Eastwood portrayed, you know? Verity: Asuka has no business calling herself a Clint Eastwood fan. Perry Mason was played by Raymond Burr not Eastwood GUILTY Dakota: I was making a homemade Jalapeño hot sauce at home. That’s the hottest pepper in the world. Verity: That story ain’t spicy. The hottest pepper in the world is actually The Carolina Reaper GUILTY Iyo: I got back from a match in Tokyo this morning. I mean it is the largest city in Japan. Verity: Well, Iyo is right. Tokyo is the largest city in Japan. But if she ever does fight a UFC fighter? My money’s on Iyo. NOT GUILTY
Cookie GUILTY baby kangaroos are called joeys. Janie GUILTY Babe Ruth played baseball, not golf. Lulu GUILTY Tim Burton directed Nightmare Before Christmas not George Lucas. Daisy NOT GUILTY The French Revolution really did start in 1789. Nice one!
Who knew Detective Verity was voiced by Billie Eilish’s mom? Was surprised to find that out when researching Crashbox about a year ago, when I rediscovered the show for the first time since I was a teeny little kid!
@camerinerowe9282 The Crime: Somebody stole rare dolls at a toy store Suspect: Cookie Malibu (the toy store cashier) Janie Doe (the toy store manager) Lulu Mayflower (the toy store stocker) Daisy Crandall (the toy store deliverer) Cookie’s story - She was home watching shows about kangaroos which their babies are called inklings Janie’s story - Playing a golf game, and mention wanted to be like the famous golf player Babe Ruth Lulu’s story - She was watching The Nightmare Before Christmas which was created by George Lucas Daisy Crandall - Rehearsing a play she’s in about the French Revolution that started in 1789
Verity: Well, just like I figured, each criminal all but confessed. Did you spot the mistakes? Cookie: I learned that baby kangaroos are called inklings. Verity: I hope they've got better kangaroo shows in jail, because that's where Cookie's heading. Baby kangaroos aren't called inklings. They're called joeys. GUILTY Janie: I was playing golf to be like Babe Ruth, the famous golf player. Verity: Babe Ruth was famous for being a baseball player, not a golf player. The only one Janie wants to play is me. GUILTY Lulu: I was watching George Lucas' movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. Verity: I bet good money that Lulu will be getting coal for Christmas from now on. George Lucas didn't make The Nightmare Before Christmas. That was Tim Burton. GUILTY Daisy: I was rehearsing for a play based on the French Revolution that started in 1789. Verity: Daisy wakes up as fresh as, well, a daisy. The French Revolution really did start in 1789. NOT GUILTY Verity: As for her companions, they'll be rehearsing for a play I'd like to call "The Thieves Who Stole The Rare Dolls".
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Billy Crimp is innocent because penguins are found in Antarctica
They can also be found in South America, Australia, and Africa
Here’s another Mugshots Segment I made up myself:
Verity: My name’s Verity, I bust bad guys, you wanna help? Come on in. We got four suspects pinned down. Three of them are guilty. Listen to their stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lie did the crime.
Today we’re interviewing four Nintendo freaks from the suburbs. Seems three of them stole Pokémon Cards from the local market yesterday.
Remember only one of these mugs, is telling the truth, the other three are lying.
First up, Johnathan Hoodman.
Johnathan: Pokémon?! Who cares about Pokémon?!! I’m a Mario Man for goodness sake. Besides, I was in New York, at the world famous Nintendo Store. The Bowser statue, the Mario statue, you know what I mean.
Verity: I wish I could agree with you, but is the Nintendo Store in New York?
Let’s move on to Margot Lively.
Margot: Girl, you know I didn’t rob that market, Verity! I was at a party in Las Vegas last night! That’s Las Vegas, Nevada the State Capital!
Verity: An outgoing party gal, I see. But what do you think? Is Las Vegas the capital of Nevada?
Next up, Jennifer Jansson.
Jennifer: Verity, as adorable Pokémon are, I don’t just steal them. I was just babysitting Sam, I was helping him paint the Scream by Pablo Picasso. It is creepy but cool.
Verity: Did Pablo Picasso paint the Scream? Last but not least, Sumimasin Yokai.
Sumimasin: No, no, I’m innocent, Verity. I was serving people at my sushi restaurant, like I do everyday. One customer ordered some Wasabi with their meal. That’s the spiciest mustard in the world, you know?
Verity: No, I don’t know. Is Wasabi the spiciest mustard?
Well, just as I suspected, each criminal all but confessed, did you spot the mistakes?
Margot: I was in Las Vegas at a big party. That’s Las Vegas, Nevada the state capital.
I hate to be a party pooper, but that party story is over. Las Vegas isn’t the capital of Nevada, Carson City is.
GUILTY
Jennifer: We were painting the Scream by Pablo Picasso.
Jennifer is no child lover, neither an art lover either.
Picasso didn’t paint the Scream. Edvard Munch did.
GUILTY
Sumimasin: Wasabi, that’s the spiciest mustard in the world.
Yokai’s alibi is utterly fried.
Wasabi is very spicy, but it isn’t the spiciest, it’s really the black seeded mustard.
GUILTY
Johnathan: I was in New York, at the world famous Nintendo Store.
Verity: New York is definitely a hot spot for Nintendo fans, especially with the Nintendo store. Johnathan’s right and it proves his innocence.
NOT GUILTY
It’s good to see that not everyone has a thing for Pokémon.
Here’s another version of Mugshots I made up myself
My name’s Verity, I bust bad guys. You wanna help? Come on In. We’ve got 4 suspects pinned down. 3 of them are guilty, listen to the stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lied did the crime.
Today, We’re interviewing 4 members of Damage CTRL. Seems 3 of them got into a fight with some UFC fighters. Remember only one of these mugs is telling the truth, the other 3 are lying. First up, Iyo Sky
Iyo: 私は無邪気な人です (I’m the innocent one) Besides, I got back from a match in Tokyo this morning. I mean it is the largest city in Japan.
Verity: I must be lost in translation. What do you think is Tokyo the largest city in Japan? Next up, Kairi Sane. Yep, she’s Japanese as well
Kairi: なぜ私を逮捕しなければならなかったのですか、ヴェリティ？(Why did you have to arrest me, Verity?) I was visiting the art gallery where I saw The Arnolfini Portrait by Frida Kahlo.
Verity: I understand, Kairi. Did Frida Kahlo paint The Arnolfini Portrait? Now let’s turn to Asuka.
Asuka: (Scoffs) Is this some kind of American humor? 私はこの容疑で無罪です (I am not guilty of this charge) I was at home binge watching Perry Mason yesterday. That’s the character Clint Eastwood portrayed, you know?
Verity: Did Clint Eastwood play Perry Mason? Finally, there’s Dakota Kai. The only member who speaks English.
Dakota: Why would I fight some kickboxers, Verity? I was making a homemade Jalapeño hot sauce at home. Did you know the Jalapeño is the world’s hottest pepper?
Verity: Can you feel the taste? What do you think is the Jalapeño the world’s hottest pepper? Well just like I figured. Each criminal all but confessed. Did you spot the mistakes?
Kairi: I was visiting the art gallery where I saw The Arnolfini Portrait by Frida Kahlo.
Verity: Kairi doesn’t know anything about art. Frida Kahlo was an artist but The Arnolfini Portrait was painted by Jan van Eyck
GUILTY
Asuka: I was at home binge watching Perry Mason yesterday. That’s the character Clint Eastwood portrayed, you know?
Verity: Asuka has no business calling herself a Clint Eastwood fan. Perry Mason was played by Raymond Burr not Eastwood
GUILTY
Dakota: I was making a homemade Jalapeño hot sauce at home. That’s the hottest pepper in the world.
Verity: That story ain’t spicy. The hottest pepper in the world is actually The Carolina Reaper
GUILTY
Iyo: I got back from a match in Tokyo this morning. I mean it is the largest city in Japan.
Verity: Well, Iyo is right. Tokyo is the largest city in Japan. But if she ever does fight a UFC fighter? My money’s on Iyo.
NOT GUILTY
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Cookie GUILTY baby kangaroos are called joeys.
Janie GUILTY Babe Ruth played baseball, not golf.
Lulu GUILTY Tim Burton directed Nightmare Before Christmas not George Lucas.
Daisy NOT GUILTY The French Revolution really did start in 1789.
Nice one!
The actual director for “The Nightmare Before Christmas” is actually Henry Selick
Who knew Detective Verity was voiced by Billie Eilish’s mom? Was surprised to find that out when researching Crashbox about a year ago, when I rediscovered the show for the first time since I was a teeny little kid!
I didn't even know
@camerinerowe9282
The Crime: Somebody stole rare dolls at a toy store
Suspect:
Cookie Malibu (the toy store cashier)
Janie Doe (the toy store manager)
Lulu Mayflower (the toy store stocker)
Daisy Crandall (the toy store deliverer)
Cookie’s story - She was home watching shows about kangaroos which their babies are called inklings
Janie’s story - Playing a golf game, and mention wanted to be like the famous golf player Babe Ruth
Lulu’s story - She was watching The Nightmare Before Christmas which was created by George Lucas
Daisy Crandall - Rehearsing a play she’s in about the French Revolution that started in 1789
Verity: Well, just like I figured, each criminal all but confessed. Did you spot the mistakes?
Cookie: I learned that baby kangaroos are called inklings.
Verity: I hope they've got better kangaroo shows in jail, because that's where Cookie's heading. Baby kangaroos aren't called inklings. They're called joeys.
GUILTY
Janie: I was playing golf to be like Babe Ruth, the famous golf player.
Verity: Babe Ruth was famous for being a baseball player, not a golf player. The only one Janie wants to play is me.
GUILTY
Lulu: I was watching George Lucas' movie The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Verity: I bet good money that Lulu will be getting coal for Christmas from now on. George Lucas didn't make The Nightmare Before Christmas. That was Tim Burton.
GUILTY
Daisy: I was rehearsing for a play based on the French Revolution that started in 1789.
Verity: Daisy wakes up as fresh as, well, a daisy. The French Revolution really did start in 1789.
NOT GUILTY
Verity: As for her companions, they'll be rehearsing for a play I'd like to call "The Thieves Who Stole The Rare Dolls".