BLAIR WITCH Part 5 --- (no... please... anything but this...)

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  • @burninminion3123
    @burninminion3123 5 років тому +8031

    Game: Kill bulle-
    Mark: *Brave of you to assume I care more about the game than I do about this fictional dog.*

    • @strm7960
      @strm7960 4 роки тому +67

      But facts tho

    • @jadedjay3362
      @jadedjay3362 4 роки тому +15

      Fr

    • @Byslie
      @Byslie 3 роки тому +9

      Honestly iconic, good for him

    • @pinkrses3352
      @pinkrses3352 2 роки тому +6

      Its not fictional.

    • @Floating_Toast
      @Floating_Toast 2 роки тому +2

      @@pinkrses3352
      Gurl it’s literally pixels what do you mean

  • @nevermakingittobroadway3617
    @nevermakingittobroadway3617 5 років тому +5827

    Game: **kills dog**
    Mark: **Uno reverse card**
    Game: **n e r v o u s s w e a t i n g**

  • @corbinegan3682
    @corbinegan3682 5 років тому +2911

    Mark:"i'll never leave you bullet!"
    game:*forcefully takes bullet*
    Mark:"WHERE'S BULLET"
    game:*sweating*

  • @adnox383
    @adnox383 4 роки тому +2530

    honestly Mark walked like 20 laps of that loop. They should have just rewarded him with a "Determined" achievment and special ending.

    • @flamewheel6144
      @flamewheel6144 3 роки тому +79

      True, now they might add it after seeing this video and how determined mark was on keeping bullet

    • @somethingspooky2808
      @somethingspooky2808 2 роки тому +7

      hopefully that would be so cool even if i haven't played

    • @austinspring29
      @austinspring29 Рік тому +15

      @@flamewheel6144 lol sadly they didnt. replayed the game lastnight and walked until my character literally couldnt walk anymore i just collapsed and he died anyways.

  • @madelinelloyd5518
    @madelinelloyd5518 5 років тому +2491

    Game: kill Bullet-
    Mark: nO
    Game: you can’t progress unless yo-
    Mark: guess the game’s over then!
    Game: *panicked sweating*

  • @teagenbarnett6269
    @teagenbarnett6269 5 років тому +9851

    I love how the game assumes players will eventually give up, but Mark has literally replayed entire games just to save characters

    • @phoebemckay
      @phoebemckay 4 роки тому +185

      Teagen Barnett I am gonna go watch Until Dawn now!

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 роки тому +278

      @@phoebemckay *Ashley dies.*
      "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

    • @flecjohnson5150
      @flecjohnson5150 4 роки тому +88

      No Sanctuary NO MEANS NO! NNNOO!

    • @strm7960
      @strm7960 4 роки тому +21

      Facts tho

    • @helloiamtiredallthetime.631
      @helloiamtiredallthetime.631 4 роки тому +15

      Teagen Barnett I was the 999th like. I’m so disappointed.

  • @noodleraptor
    @noodleraptor 5 років тому +4446

    The game: Kill Bulle-
    Mark: *AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE*

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +75

      *5 yrs later*
      Mark: I WILL NEVER LET GO OF W!
      amy: o_o

    • @F3105_
      @F3105_ 5 років тому +3

      Good 1

    • @kro9217
      @kro9217 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 4 роки тому +13

      @Aidan Mearns marks stubborn determination knows no bounds

    • @Sev3617
      @Sev3617 4 роки тому +2

      Who’s amy

  • @vannafarnsworth15
    @vannafarnsworth15 4 роки тому +1133

    Game: put the dog down it's dying
    Mark: No
    Game: but-
    Mark: *I SAID NO*

  • @CompleteDiscomfort
    @CompleteDiscomfort 5 років тому +3406

    Mark: *Doesnt let go of Bullet at all*
    Game: YOU LEFT HIM THERE!

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 4 роки тому +76

      Discomfort This is one of the most arrogant, self important game I’ve had the displeasure of watching. It’s all like “mehhh, I’m so weak, I dropped Bullet, wahhh” when if I had to deal with that I would go full Capt. Ahab on this smug entity

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 5 років тому +3419

    Game: There’s no way anyone will go that far for Bullet
    Mark: *Watch me*

    • @caityox
      @caityox 5 років тому +6

      Brian Leon where did you get that heart thingy on the side of your username?

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 5 років тому +44

      The heart comes from being a member of Marks channel. I’ve given him 5 dollars a month for 7 months. The purple one comes from being a member for 6 months. The first heart is a red one

    • @scottishtrainer7823
      @scottishtrainer7823 4 роки тому +3

      Ooo

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 4 роки тому +12

      Diamond Bans nothing. I get the next badge on Month 12

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 4 роки тому +18

      DallinDonut36 new members get a red heart, 1 month gets a green heart, 2 months gets a blue heart, 6 months gets a Purple Heart, a year gets a gold heart and 2 years gets a rainbow heart

  • @augustgates2629
    @augustgates2629 5 років тому +4942

    Game: "Kill Bullet"
    Mark: "I won't finish the game then"
    Game designers: *sweats because they didn't add in an option for keeping bullet alive*

    • @jackiechan715
      @jackiechan715 4 роки тому +294

      That truly was their worst mistake.

    • @luannewolf5618
      @luannewolf5618 4 роки тому +237

      He does live though... It literally says on the end credits Bullet survived

    • @t0k3an0s2
      @t0k3an0s2 4 роки тому +68

      not sure but i think he got the ending with bullet alive

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 4 роки тому +132

      There is an ending where bullet survives and you don’t but you have to give him all the treats

    • @The_Firevenus
      @The_Firevenus 4 роки тому +45

      @@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng If that's the case, *Gave all the treats to bullet*

  • @agentk8103
    @agentk8103 4 роки тому +6335

    Mark: stays with Bullet until he passes out
    Everyone: liked that

    • @outcastforever1876
      @outcastforever1876 4 роки тому +62

      Wouldn't we all🙃
      Bullet is such a good dog

    • @aslakchristensen7564
      @aslakchristensen7564 3 роки тому +20

      who didn't?

    • @dog3351
      @dog3351 3 роки тому +28

      [Bullet loved that]

    • @Tarasaurus13
      @Tarasaurus13 Рік тому

      I had to fast fwd bc it was getting annoying to me lol

    • @infjgirl3850
      @infjgirl3850 5 місяців тому

      I definitely did 😂 kept walking until I passed out. Just couldn’t betray bullet 🥺

  • @TheRealRoyalArtworks
    @TheRealRoyalArtworks 5 років тому +4466

    Game: okay listen you have to leave the dog behind to progress you can’t carry it any more.
    Mark: *_Observe_*

  • @kyleerivera3087
    @kyleerivera3087 5 років тому +2126

    “This is where you draw the line? A ------ dog?”
    “Honestly, yes

    • @darthalvarez2046
      @darthalvarez2046 5 років тому +59

      John Wick would like to know your location.

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 5 років тому +48

      This is where you draw the line? A dog?
      Me: "That question proves you know *NOTHING!"*

    • @dominickmcpick2360
      @dominickmcpick2360 5 років тому +9

      I've been watching Mark for awhile. 6,7 years. I have been through some tough times I tackled my meth addiction and stopped smoking. Watching his videos made me laugh while on the brink of suicide. But this. This destroyed the last bit of human emotion I have left.

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 5 років тому +10

      Dominick Mcpick2 it's good to know you tackled your addictions. this stranger on the internet hopes you are doing well now. have a good day. :)

  • @evanvega1055
    @evanvega1055 5 років тому +5850

    Game: “Kill the dog”
    Mark: “No.”
    Game: **nervous sweating**

    • @AlphaLegion-2
      @AlphaLegion-2 5 років тому +52

      Dog owners: ;0;

    • @sienacorrigan6103
      @sienacorrigan6103 5 років тому +32

      me: cries

    • @lucashallo4760
      @lucashallo4760 4 роки тому +10

      Gay game

    • @PanIDuh16
      @PanIDuh16 4 роки тому +10

      Lukas hallo tf u here for then lmfao

    • @lucashallo4760
      @lucashallo4760 4 роки тому +6

      @@toomanysandwiches8665 seeing your creativity with names surely forces me to kermit suicide

  • @tamraayers6680
    @tamraayers6680 4 роки тому +458

    My dog heard the dog whining and thought it was me so she got up and checked on me and gave me kisses to make sure I was okay. You gotta love your animals

    • @dreemstun7491
      @dreemstun7491 3 роки тому +13

      Omfg she's so cute, my Dog Just sleeps

    • @infjgirl3850
      @infjgirl3850 5 місяців тому

      My dog started panicking when he heard Bullet growl and bark and just stared at my screen while I was playing 😂

  • @itdobeawren
    @itdobeawren 5 років тому +2503

    Game: let go of the dog
    Mark: no
    Game: but-
    Mark: no.

    • @xeroaishintu5777
      @xeroaishintu5777 5 років тому +77

      "N. O. Means NO!"
      -Mark, Until Dawn.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +11

      @@xeroaishintu5777 ever called back to it to show how much of a stubborn boi he is

    • @AI-hl5xl
      @AI-hl5xl 5 років тому +7

      I'm drawing the word in the sand, NO!!!

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +35

      @@AI-hl5xl *blare witch hisses at him*
      *mark slaps witch*
      NO!!!

    • @AI-hl5xl
      @AI-hl5xl 5 років тому +2

      @@AngelWingsYT lmao Savage XD

  • @jbblades2835
    @jbblades2835 5 років тому +2512

    Mark: is scared by game
    Dog gets hurt.
    Mark: is no longer scared by anything be it man demon or witch

    • @Somebodysgamin
      @Somebodysgamin 5 років тому +7

      I noticed that too

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 5 років тому +12

      @ZAVAZggg Hell, an entire series of movies were started by that concept.

    • @crayonberry2123
      @crayonberry2123 5 років тому +7

      His name is bullet. And he is the best boi

    • @crayonberry2123
      @crayonberry2123 5 років тому

      @@SallinKari true that

    • @Juju2927
      @Juju2927 5 років тому +5

      @@SallinKari I mean... After John Wick, everyone knows that you should NEVER kill the dog.

  • @sl0ppyj0
    @sl0ppyj0 5 років тому +4818

    Ellis: “Jess, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me”
    Bullet: am i a bork to you

    • @enderall8795
      @enderall8795 4 роки тому +80

      Bullet your the best thing that happened to US

    • @xxsupremehusky1xx453
      @xxsupremehusky1xx453 4 роки тому +12

      Yes

    • @Lina-un1fj
      @Lina-un1fj 4 роки тому +5

      Meme power:38916
      Game power:82026394602623
      Meme overruled

    • @pirutai6727
      @pirutai6727 3 роки тому

      Mark Card 1.0000000000000
      Game Card 0.5.0

  • @jennyhanna7523
    @jennyhanna7523 4 роки тому +2879

    Mark: pretty normal reactions to a horror game
    Game: takes away Bullet
    Mark: I will kill everyone in this game and the developers

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 4 роки тому +8

      He would punch the blair witch and her hench men

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 4 роки тому +17

      @Crotchwhistle Purple r/woooosh

    • @triplem5770
      @triplem5770 3 роки тому +12

      no....he would "karate chop a whole in between our universes" to make sure he is fine

    • @askomoisio
      @askomoisio Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @navations
    @navations 5 років тому +2676

    Game: “kill the dog”
    Mark: “this is an avengers level threat”

    • @Auron1Roxas2
      @Auron1Roxas2 5 років тому +21

      That's hardly an actual threat, this is way worse.

    • @peafyleafy3000
      @peafyleafy3000 5 років тому +1

      i a m t h e 1 0 0 0 t h l i k e r e x a c t l y

    • @eleanormapes2784
      @eleanormapes2784 5 років тому +1

      It wasn’t an avengers level threat. A hangnail is.

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 5 років тому +1

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts is this an ad?

  • @WhoamI-uy1bg
    @WhoamI-uy1bg 5 років тому +4381

    Soon we're going to see Mark has adopted a German Shepard named Bullet and I honestly wouldn't be surprised

    • @beanz2240
      @beanz2240 4 роки тому +51

      Who am I : THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

    • @ihrtyoongi
      @ihrtyoongi 4 роки тому +130

      Bullet is actually a Belgian Malinois but I hope that does happen!

    • @WhoamI-uy1bg
      @WhoamI-uy1bg 4 роки тому +32

      @@ihrtyoongi oh shit, thanks for correcting me

    • @ihrtyoongi
      @ihrtyoongi 4 роки тому +7

      Who am I no worries😌

    • @gachaallie5282
      @gachaallie5282 4 роки тому +7

      I would actually die from laughter if he did! I'm thinkin how cute that would be though!!! 🥰😭😍

  • @juniper6954
    @juniper6954 5 років тому +1979

    >Mark flattering Bullet like there’s no tomorrow
    “You’re the best dog there ever was!”
    Chica in the corner: Shut up and love me.

    • @mariazavala5565
      @mariazavala5565 4 роки тому +14

      Caleb Atkinson FOOL ME FOOL ME OH HOW YOU DO ME

    • @mikucantthinkofaname
      @mikucantthinkofaname 4 роки тому +12

      @@mariazavala5565 KISS ME KISS ME SAY THAT YOU MISS ME

  • @elig.velasco3594
    @elig.velasco3594 4 роки тому +464

    This whole series was just the epitome of Mark going like:
    *I've only known Bullet for a day and a half but if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone in the forest and then myself*

  • @BluBabyBluXO
    @BluBabyBluXO 5 років тому +1947

    Ellis to Jess: You were the best thing that ever happened to me.
    Bullet: I am RIGHT here

    • @afloofyvixen9514
      @afloofyvixen9514 5 років тому +17

      Am i a joke to you?*

    • @lixianssanity9012
      @lixianssanity9012 5 років тому +9

      Lol ironically Mark told him he was the best.. Ok seriously this scene is heartbreaking... Mark saying all those nice comforting things and then going to say "please stop crying"

    • @pewdiecry7629
      @pewdiecry7629 5 років тому +1

      And that's the problem he never loved his wife or his girlfriend he loved that dog he didn't give a s*** about her

  • @perlalenda2716
    @perlalenda2716 5 років тому +2344

    Our reactions of the game:
    The lost child: meh
    The police officers: meh
    Ellis: meh
    Bullet: PLEEEEAAAAASSSEEEE NOOOOOOO

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly.

    • @biigg22
      @biigg22 4 роки тому +35

      If you kill a dog in a video game. Small pp

    • @biigg22
      @biigg22 4 роки тому +13

      MidniightMuffin only small pp people kill dogs in video games. Even if it tries to kill you. Fuck the demon dogs in cod zombies. But other than that. Don’t kill doggies

    • @laureanocortes1191
      @laureanocortes1191 4 роки тому +1

      That's just Mark reactions in every game

    • @user-zt6yp9wk5h
      @user-zt6yp9wk5h 4 роки тому +3

      So true wtfffff

  • @drakona9254
    @drakona9254 5 років тому +2700

    Game: Put that dog on the ground it's dying
    Markiplier: no I don't think I will
    Game: but-
    Markiplier: nO

    • @dantronbot4371
      @dantronbot4371 5 років тому +21

      is that a mother****** advengers end game reference?!?!

    • @thereddevil8867
      @thereddevil8867 5 років тому +40

      @@dantronbot4371 advengers are those the people who try to fight demonetization

    • @omgdbzfan
      @omgdbzfan 5 років тому +15

      N-O MEANS NOOO

    • @Alien_nerd2003
      @Alien_nerd2003 5 років тому

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @bigchungus7834
      @bigchungus7834 5 років тому

      did bullet die

  • @lea6947
    @lea6947 4 роки тому +2881

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Mark: *walks in circles for an hour to rescue a dog*

  • @Austin-om6fm
    @Austin-om6fm 5 років тому +3477

    Game: *kills bullet*
    Mark: I’m bout to end this whole mans career

    • @darkmagicgaming2496
      @darkmagicgaming2496 5 років тому +56

      Mark's about to end the creators whole fucking life

    • @silverviz5600
      @silverviz5600 4 роки тому +15

      Dark Magic Gaming he’s about to delete him from existence

    • @usernotfound9648
      @usernotfound9648 4 роки тому +2

      Nah nah nah.....mark:I'm about ti end this man's whole existence

    • @MidnightMuffin
      @MidnightMuffin 4 роки тому +1

      As opposed to a partial man's career.

  • @eleanormapes2784
    @eleanormapes2784 5 років тому +3015

    Parents: “Video games cause our children to be violent!”
    Me: Crying over the death of a video game dog for days and days on end.

    • @afloofyvixen9514
      @afloofyvixen9514 5 років тому +37

      Lmao schools dont teach you shit
      They just want to waste your money and time by teaching you random values that literally no one is ever going to value in their entire fecking lives
      Videogames on the otherhand taught me how to feel and most of the stuff that school teaches you for over 10 years can be learned in a second by videogames
      Smh Parents

    • @chopstick9002
      @chopstick9002 5 років тому +18

      @@afloofyvixen9514 kinda sad that I only learned the word pacifist and genocide from undertale.

    • @afloofyvixen9514
      @afloofyvixen9514 5 років тому +17

      @@chopstick9002 whaaaaatttttttt???????¿?¿
      You never played tuber simulator?
      You know its fun right?
      Now i'm not supposed to give my opinions but give it a try then you'll see if its good or not
      Not convinced yet? Fine i'll cut you a deal
      The game is avaliable for f r e e and thats a great price
      *epic tuber simulator music*

    • @misxfitx
      @misxfitx 5 років тому +2

      oh awesome i was really wanting to cry and bawl thanks game for giving me reason to lmao

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 5 років тому +1

      eleanor mapes or over kingdom hearts.... or midna.....

  • @alexia3496
    @alexia3496 5 років тому +1487

    Mark: *is literally about to die in the scariest part of the game"
    Mark: Lady can you help me find my dog

    • @happypotatosalad7190
      @happypotatosalad7190 5 років тому +12

      well tbh this game isn't scary

    • @jenn9915
      @jenn9915 5 років тому +5

      Potato Salad well tbh it kinda is LMFAO

    • @chrisarbour
      @chrisarbour 5 років тому +4

      @@jenn9915 Not really :/

    • @happypotatosalad7190
      @happypotatosalad7190 5 років тому +8

      @@jenn9915 nah not really, it's more confusing than scary. If you mean scary as in the occassional cheap jumpscare, then yea sure

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 5 років тому +7

      @@happypotatosalad7190 well... it's overstayed it's welcome a bit, and the mystery and creepiness has passed.
      It's mostly just tension and stress now.
      At the beginning though I'd say it was creepy at the very least.
      Once Ellis started to go properly bonkers and the environment started to nonsensically change, as well as monsters being thrown at him over and over, the scare creepy factor went away and became a tension and a 'I am worried to loose the game' feeling.
      Now it's just tension and stress about keeping bullet alive and towards what the finally might be. So not scary anymore.

  • @lilmissfires
    @lilmissfires 4 роки тому +144

    I have never cared more about a fictional dog than I do about Bullet. So I'm all here for Mark's never ending walk.

  • @admiraljay6481
    @admiraljay6481 5 років тому +488

    Ellis: bullet you need to lose weight
    Mark: I got a treat with your name on it!

  • @tashab.5938
    @tashab.5938 5 років тому +1817

    Mark: "Who's a good boy?"
    Chica: Father I am here. Notice me, father; give me pets and love.

  • @occultnightingale1106
    @occultnightingale1106 5 років тому +245

    >Game threatens dog
    >Mark literally mocks the game while walking in an infinite loop for longer than god ever intended
    Honestly, fair

  • @JoeyJo-JoJrShabadoo
    @JoeyJo-JoJrShabadoo 3 роки тому +216

    Game: *kills an uncountable amount of people*
    Mark: this is fine.
    Game: *kills Bullet*
    Mark: THIS IS NOT FINE-

  • @samjones1700
    @samjones1700 5 років тому +1664

    “Game you don’t know how much I care for this dog......”
    *chica crying in the background*

    • @charadreemur1936
      @charadreemur1936 5 років тому +1

      What happened to her?

    • @WorriedtheCircusDemon
      @WorriedtheCircusDemon 5 років тому +21

      @@charadreemur1936 nothing, they were making a joke that Chica was feeling jealous or unloved in a way because of Bullet.

    • @ngathuylinh374
      @ngathuylinh374 5 років тому

      It's like Sven and Edgar + Maya...

    • @happypotatosalad7190
      @happypotatosalad7190 5 років тому +7

      @Wolf Lover You, sir, are taking this way too seriously lmao. It's just a game dude, it isn't an accurate representation of how Mark would act in real life. All he had to do was hold down 'W' and wait, it's not like he himself had to encounter a witch.

    • @literalcode
      @literalcode 5 років тому +13

      @Wolf Lover Just because he got attached to a dog in a video game, _doesn't mean that he doesn't care any less about his own/real life dogs_

  • @just_mochabean
    @just_mochabean 5 років тому +594

    “Where’s Bullet?” “WHERE’S BULLET?” “Bullet?”
    Mark is asking the REAL questions

  • @quack2145
    @quack2145 5 років тому +1287

    Mark in part 1: "I'll protect you to the end of my days and if this game does anything horrible to you before the end of this game. I will go down to their studio and I will personally punch every single person who made that happen" (Talking to Bullet)
    So... Mark... What's it gonna be?

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 5 років тому +39

      Bullet *SPOILER*
      isn't dead.

    • @PremonitionGamingVid
      @PremonitionGamingVid 5 років тому +32

      @@sd501st5 There is no good ending to this game, they're all fucked up and depressing.

    • @faxmachine1162
      @faxmachine1162 5 років тому +26

      Welp, guess we all know what mark's next vlog is gonna be.

    • @kandibraswell8659
      @kandibraswell8659 5 років тому +21

      @@faxmachine1162 They let people vlog from jail now?

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 5 років тому +9

      @@PremonitionGamingVid i think you missed the part where bullet's alive, and that's all that matters

  • @grimbo1492
    @grimbo1492 4 роки тому +233

    Mention back to when mark said he'd punch every developer if they let anything happen to bullet
    Developers: *nervous sweating*

  • @artemisorwhatever9828
    @artemisorwhatever9828 5 років тому +7168

    Game: _"In order to progress, you do have to kill your dog."_
    Literally everyone who owns a dog: *You underestimate my love.*

    • @axmoran
      @axmoran 5 років тому +198

      WHELP. This is where the game ends for me.

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 5 років тому +141

      I like to believe that I'd do the same for my dog IRL. I'd kill myself before I killed or let my dog die.

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 5 років тому +128

      I don't even own a dog and I couldn't bring myself to it. They're so precious.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +76

      mark who owns dogs and is stubborn: game on

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 5 років тому +25

      Game: *Don't try it*

  • @moosyfate7753
    @moosyfate7753 5 років тому +611

    Official ending Ellis walking forever with his healthy good boy.

    • @turtlebob5215
      @turtlebob5215 5 років тому +2

      moosy fate.

    • @Jenfrolics
      @Jenfrolics 5 років тому +20

      I'm not gonna finish this video, imagine your comment is a spoiler and leave it at that.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +2

      Oh thank God

    • @patrickmaloney3091
      @patrickmaloney3091 5 років тому +14

      @I Don't Get The Joke they were saying they're gonna assume the comment is a spoiler and not watch the video so in their mind bullet doesn't die 😂 maybe gain some reading comprehension before lecturing others

    • @RealRandomNerd
      @RealRandomNerd 5 років тому +5

      @@patrickmaloney3091 I'm about to r/wooosh you, have a closer look at his name :P

  • @wryyyy1362
    @wryyyy1362 5 років тому +740

    Mark: Shouldn't have given me a gu-
    Character: *throws gun away*
    Mark: W A I T N O

  • @thespringtrap5134
    @thespringtrap5134 4 роки тому +447

    Mark and character: I WILL NOT KILL BULLET
    Character: *throws gun*
    Mark: Wait- can we have that back...?

    • @yukorai8323
      @yukorai8323 3 роки тому +4

      I mean even if you didn't wanna kill him a gun would be nice in this situation

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 3 роки тому +7

      Can I have that back? I can use it to kill everyone except Bullet.

    • @HeyItsIDK
      @HeyItsIDK 2 місяці тому

      For self defense not for Bullet😭
      Edit: Not me realizing I'm watching a 4 year old video and replying to a 4 year old comment

  • @anii2987
    @anii2987 5 років тому +359

    This game underestimated the sheer number of people who would literally die for their dogs

  • @Kyla8132
    @Kyla8132 5 років тому +2507

    **Dog has to die for game to progress**
    Guess the game's over.

  • @jackielynjanebabauta569
    @jackielynjanebabauta569 5 років тому +358

    Mark: *"Game you have no idea how far I'm willing to go for this dog. You really REALLY don't know. So let's go MOTHERF*CKER"*
    Game: *sweats a whole entire ocean*

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +4

      Marks determination is enough to break the barrier in undertale on its own

  • @goofballatheart1063
    @goofballatheart1063 4 роки тому +660

    Who’s whole video in one sentence:
    “We came here together, we will walk out together”

  • @roryanneporter2908
    @roryanneporter2908 5 років тому +730

    Ellis: *going insane
    Mark: WhErEs ThE dOg

  • @Jdhdvvzu2bhx
    @Jdhdvvzu2bhx 5 років тому +1423

    "Bullet is here, in my heart"
    - Markiplier 2019. :(

  • @charligirl2152
    @charligirl2152 5 років тому +715

    When human character dies: 'aw dammit i kinda liked that character'
    When a animal or pet dies: 'NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU, I'M NEVER PLAYING THIS AGAIN!!'

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 років тому +16

      Also popular are things along the lines of "I *will* find a way to save them." and ""Oh, so you _want_ me to kill you?"

    • @sabinajoh
      @sabinajoh 5 років тому +10

      Pets and animals are basically babies! You would react the same if your baby was killed

    • @lechse4648
      @lechse4648 5 років тому +5

      Sabont Magont not really

    • @sarayupalanivel3148
      @sarayupalanivel3148 5 років тому +2

      @@lechse4648 that's how most people think

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 років тому +1

      That was me in TTG The walking dead season 2 episode 1. Poor Sam.

  • @noisy99_
    @noisy99_ 4 роки тому +373

    "Bullet is here, in my heart"
    Chica : * Envy dog noises *

  • @yezzuuuhh1989
    @yezzuuuhh1989 5 років тому +1040

    Carver: “Kill Bullet”
    Mark: “No, I don’t think I will”

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 5 років тому +698

    *[Mark at the start of the game]:* _I'm going to play the game and immerse myself in the story and atmosphere._
    *[Mark after losing Bullet]:* _F**k the game, where's my dog!?_

  • @Xrairyn
    @Xrairyn 5 років тому +3370

    Since the game couldn't give mark an achievement for staying with bullet, I decided to make my own:
    Best Friends: Stay with bullet until his very end

    • @stephaniemladek6989
      @stephaniemladek6989 5 років тому +86

      That's really cute and i hope he sees this

    • @Xrairyn
      @Xrairyn 5 років тому +45

      He might not but, it was fun making one up.

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 5 років тому +53

      The legend of Bullet has no end.

    • @Awesomegamer793
      @Awesomegamer793 5 років тому +36

      Seeing this pulled my heart strings

    • @crayonberry2123
      @crayonberry2123 5 років тому +13

      Aw, all dog is best dog

  • @Fishfirecat
    @Fishfirecat 4 роки тому +105

    One of the worst parts is, when referring to the "simple task" of killing Bullet, the dude says "This one's easy - you've done it before."

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +315

    Legends say he's still walking through that loop with the dog, refusing to let go.

    • @vbvh9222
      @vbvh9222 5 років тому +10

      He was caught on camera once - walking that dog... I guess it must be true.

    • @chibikilljoy
      @chibikilljoy 5 років тому +17

      Sometimes on windy nights if you listen hard enough you can still hear him shrieking bUCKLE TEH FUCKLE UP

  • @skeleton0keys
    @skeleton0keys 5 років тому +611

    Mark: *gets emotionally attached to Bullet*
    Me: *gets emotionally attached to Bullet*
    Game: Kill the dog
    Me: *sCrEaMs*

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 5 років тому

      Maybe that's the message the game tried to convey??? :o

    • @optimusburrinktea562
      @optimusburrinktea562 5 років тому

      LmfaorozMinecraft so their message is to never love anything because it will eventually be ripped out of your hands no matter how hard you hold on to it. Because that’s bullshit.

  • @constanzacelis3314
    @constanzacelis3314 4 роки тому +693

    Game:We're going to make him kill the dog.
    Mark: *Hold my love, affection and extreme karate skills*

  • @TheValkyre0
    @TheValkyre0 4 роки тому +98

    If these are the lengths Mark goes to for a fictional dog. Imagine how he treats his own pupper. Shes lucky to have him.

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 5 років тому +172

    Game: *Mortally wounds dog companion and tries to make the player leave him to die*
    Mark: *Picks up dog as Giorno's piano starts playing* "I, Mark Edward Fischbach, have a dog."

    • @jackiechan715
      @jackiechan715 4 роки тому +4

      This is the *love* that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend!

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 4 роки тому +3

      Wow, you know his full name. That's dedication 🤓

  • @Akai-Shade
    @Akai-Shade 4 роки тому +1068

    *you cant walk forever with that dog*
    Mark: hold my beer

    • @alainadrinkwater5862
      @alainadrinkwater5862 4 роки тому +4

      Clara Arts more like hold my dog

    • @mozzarellachez
      @mozzarellachez 3 роки тому +1

      I know it's a joke but Mark can't actually drink haha

    • @Iyannah15
      @Iyannah15 2 роки тому +4

      This is so much funnier when I imagine he’s just holding one because he can’t drink it 😭😭

  • @onetakeguitarist7032
    @onetakeguitarist7032 5 років тому +1796

    Buckle the fuckle up we’re gonna be here a LONG TIME
    -Markiplier 2019

    • @sngmingis
      @sngmingis 5 років тому +8

      *Markiplier

    • @rainbowgirl1996
      @rainbowgirl1996 5 років тому +13

      @That’s An Interesting Pfp Ya Got There okay, it's kind of obvious you don't like him so why are you even here lmao

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 5 років тому +11

      That’s An Interesting Pfp Ya Got There ooooh scary. run away everyone. 12 year old edge Lord.
      frightening.

    • @shanesutphin1582
      @shanesutphin1582 5 років тому +1

      That’s An Interesting Pfp Ya Got There the only one who is gonna take you’re dong is you asshole.

    • @dropme9294
      @dropme9294 5 років тому +6

      Sounds like Kubz Scout's old intro ngl lmao

  • @morganisdone2558
    @morganisdone2558 4 роки тому +848

    Literally don’t care about this random kid Ellis is rescuing at all. The game should’ve been about rescuing Bullet after Carver takes him

  • @itstea-cp4tk
    @itstea-cp4tk 5 років тому +1213

    **game trying to develop a storyline**
    mark: “Bullet? If you hurt that dog I swear on my life”

  • @d.8332
    @d.8332 5 років тому +335

    “Incase you don’t hear from me again...I want you to know...”
    *”MAILBOX FULL”*

    • @nataliexx5896
      @nataliexx5896 5 років тому +8

      There was no beep....there was no beep...

    • @psayveee
      @psayveee 4 роки тому +2

      demi b XD

  • @Justonbrune
    @Justonbrune 5 років тому +698

    *important plot development*
    Mark: STFU, GIMME MY DOOOOG-

    • @its_achmadzufri7949
      @its_achmadzufri7949 5 років тому +4

      @That’s An Interesting Pfp Ya Got There or maybe you dont understand the game? Hmmmmmmm

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 5 років тому +7

      @That’s An Interesting Pfp Ya Got There still has more plot development than your lame ass taking half an hour to reply to like 20 different comments

  • @chloemerry753
    @chloemerry753 4 роки тому +208

    Game: *Kills Bullet*
    Mark: *im bouta do whats called a pro gamer move*

  • @cephems995
    @cephems995 5 років тому +856

    "I would punch through the veil of reality"
    Mark - 2019

  • @yourcousinthrocky
    @yourcousinthrocky 5 років тому +612

    Mark:I’m gonna pull an all-nighter if I have to for this DAMN DOG
    Game: -Nervous sweating-

  • @Ravenhvh
    @Ravenhvh 5 років тому +2149

    Game: kill the dog
    Mark: No.
    Game: but
    Mark: *Sans music starts playing* everybody buckle the fuckle up.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +49

      Games under estamate marks level of stubborn

    • @Zevanix
      @Zevanix 5 років тому +27

      You don't know Undertale well enough to use his soundtrack if you don't know what it's called. It's everywhere!
      Megalovania, man. Megalovania.
      -this is a joke, I'm not hating on you for not knowing it-

    • @Ravenhvh
      @Ravenhvh 5 років тому +7

      @@Zevanix lol it's cool I know I just didn't know how to word it 🤣

    • @jamesred7272
      @jamesred7272 5 років тому +14

      Black Raven “never in a megalovinian years” I love how he says that

    • @Ravenhvh
      @Ravenhvh 5 років тому +4

      @@jamesred7272 lmfao

  • @madirinn6155
    @madirinn6155 3 роки тому +88

    Amy: “mark you have to sleep-“
    Mark: *”NEVER! THE DOG ISNT OK!”*

  • @Vhee0829
    @Vhee0829 5 років тому +474

    Part one: *Mark immediately loves dog*
    Me: Yep, dog's gonna die

    • @caseycombs4282
      @caseycombs4282 5 років тому +10

      DezzyDoesThings you jinxed us all. You're probably the developer

    • @waldomkperson8194
      @waldomkperson8194 4 роки тому +4

      @@caseycombs4282 oh my god you've caught him

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 5 років тому +2062

    Dog: *gets hurt*
    *[Everyone disliked that]*

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 5 років тому +16

      Everyone hates that

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 5 років тому +14

      @@applebeesbathroom Bullet is a best boy. Dogmeat is a best boy too. Dogmeat is immortal, you cannot stop his adorableness like this game has done to the amazing cute Bullet

    • @ArynosValinir
      @ArynosValinir 5 років тому +2

      Meh

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 5 років тому +14

      Everyone: *"Looks like witch burning's back on the menu boys!"*

    • @TheCatgirlGaymer
      @TheCatgirlGaymer 5 років тому +1

      @@TyrDrum *Agenda

  • @blastmdead812
    @blastmdead812 5 років тому +286

    18:39 "So lets go, Motherfucker"
    Game: "Why do i hear boss music?"

    • @lonelytraveler3390
      @lonelytraveler3390 5 років тому +6

      Game this song is for YOU!
      BE PREPARED TO DIE

    • @sylvaticdaveo4486
      @sylvaticdaveo4486 5 років тому +1

      After the battle you hear the tf2 you are DED
      Mark has won

    • @PlotMasterX
      @PlotMasterX 5 років тому +3

      *megalovania intensifies*
      I'm not even sorry.

    • @HelixGuile4444
      @HelixGuile4444 5 років тому +4

      @@PlotMasterX you are cringe

    • @PlotMasterX
      @PlotMasterX 5 років тому

      I am :D

  • @couchdemon4306
    @couchdemon4306 4 роки тому +64

    Just wanted to say its amazing of mark to go this far for a fictional dog. Bullet may be fictional in the game but in our hearts he is as real as he could ever be.

  • @courtneynewby7773
    @courtneynewby7773 5 років тому +795

    Mark: "this dog means everything to me"
    Chica: *"am I a joke to you?!"*

    • @Thunderdude135
      @Thunderdude135 4 роки тому +8

      She gon be worried when she see he’s dad saving a virtual but lovable dog

    • @ayshmoonking
      @ayshmoonking 4 роки тому +4

      Everyone loves Chica. WHERE'S HENRY?!

    • @courtneynewby7773
      @courtneynewby7773 4 роки тому +4

      @@ayshmoonking Henry is the true star here!

    • @mahaliaannes7483
      @mahaliaannes7483 4 роки тому

      @@Thunderdude135 "She see *he* 's "

  • @theflyingspaghettimonster4165
    @theflyingspaghettimonster4165 5 років тому +482

    I feel bad for bullet he basically just got dragged into all of this

    • @yamihikarilightdark9
      @yamihikarilightdark9 Рік тому +2

      He’s a loyal and good boi so he would’ve done it all over again to keep Ellis safe.

  • @ahmadhesham1389
    @ahmadhesham1389 5 років тому +1039

    Mark: "you shouldn't have given me a gun..."
    *Character immediately throws the gun away.*
    Oh my god that was hilarious XD.

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 5 років тому +9

      The game heard him and followed his advice

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому

      Mark:wait....i...i might need that....

  • @AikaKitsune
    @AikaKitsune 4 роки тому +77

    15:05 This.. this part broke me. I played this and when I got here, my heart went back to when I put my first dog down. I was trying to hide it for so long during my episode but I let a few tears out. I see this now and I couldn't help but cry. I hadn't cried at a Video Game Dog since Walking Dead S2E1.
    Bullet Is Best Dog

  • @mitchellbarton7915
    @mitchellbarton7915 5 років тому +740

    Sheriff: YoU lefT hIM TheRe To DiE
    Mark 10 minutes ago: *Walked with bullet for literal hours before the game forced him to continue*
    Yeah, *NOT* a sign of good game development...

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 5 років тому +61

      The line isn't about Bullet... it's about the boy.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +21

      @@sd501st5 which mark did kinda leave to die XD

    • @VecheslavNovikov
      @VecheslavNovikov 5 років тому +136

      @@sd501st5 The boy is a secondary objective. Primary objective: protect Bullet.

    • @PrettyGirlGraveYard
      @PrettyGirlGraveYard 5 років тому +62

      Screw the boy. Bullet comes first. 😡

    • @jackbassett3091
      @jackbassett3091 5 років тому +4

      Stalking The Damned
      Heeeeelllllllllllllll yeah

  • @Itskynndoll
    @Itskynndoll 5 років тому +533

    "Everybody buckle the fuckle up"
    -Marky Moo 2019

  • @eliseduda2948
    @eliseduda2948 5 років тому +216

    Game: Kill your dog.
    Mark: I'm about to pull what they call a pro gamer move.

  • @ccanglec
    @ccanglec 4 роки тому +125

    Only Markipliar can make walking an infinite loop for 20 minutes the most entertaining media I've watched all week.

  • @donsambo5488
    @donsambo5488 5 років тому +500

    The game: *Serious character and story building*
    Markiplier and friends: "........BULLET??"

  • @eclecticoddity8162
    @eclecticoddity8162 5 років тому +548

    "This is where you draw the line..a dog?!"
    Me: "his name is Bullet and he is best boy. KEEP THE CHILD!!"

    • @callistoamore2769
      @callistoamore2769 5 років тому +15

      I ABSOLUTELY AGREE!!! KEEP THE KID, JUST GIVE US THE DOG!!!

    • @theresacherco9543
      @theresacherco9543 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @zimsbae
      @zimsbae 5 років тому +7

      i may care if a loved one dies, but if i see an animal. lets just say there will be a tsunami in my neighborhood. yes ill be sad for a favorite character in a show, but i cant do animal deaths, especially dog ones, considering i was close to almost losing my dog to death

    • @reves3333
      @reves3333 5 років тому +1

      gona love his first thought after seeing the gun is "you want me to kill myself?" killing bullet didnt even come across his mind.

    • @WorriedtheCircusDemon
      @WorriedtheCircusDemon 5 років тому +1

      @@reves3333 I just realized how ironic Bullet's name is XD

  • @TheJokerX94
    @TheJokerX94 5 років тому +248

    Game: you chose to kill the dog.
    Me: I'm pretty sure Mark was doing the opposite, but whatever "plot".

    • @TheJokerX94
      @TheJokerX94 5 років тому +1

      @Princess Clara last I heard she was alright, she's off with Poison Ivy at the moment leaving me some peace and quiet

    • @Fearth3nob
      @Fearth3nob 5 років тому

      @@TheJokerX94 did you ever get head tho

    • @TheJokerX94
      @TheJokerX94 5 років тому

      @@Fearth3nob damn fucking right I did

  • @gracebazar
    @gracebazar 4 роки тому +163

    “everybody buckle the fuckle up cus we’re gonna be here a LONGGG time”
    wow mark

  • @nickpratt4702
    @nickpratt4702 5 років тому +855

    Mark: "sometimes I speak to trees"
    Me internally: **in a lorax voice**I am mark, I speak for the trees.

    • @thedankestmemes1116
      @thedankestmemes1116 5 років тому

      How does a book character have a voice?

    • @rileythedisturbedsoul4822
      @rileythedisturbedsoul4822 5 років тому +13

      I’m mark I speak for the trees give me my dog or I break your knees

    • @ace.m4dd1e
      @ace.m4dd1e 5 років тому +8

      I am the Lorax I speak for the trees save the amazon or I’ll break your knees

    • @Soda_Drunka
      @Soda_Drunka 5 років тому +6

      "Hurt my dog again
      And I'll break your FUCKING KNEES"

    • @mintdavis1207
      @mintdavis1207 5 років тому +1

      you mean a danny devito voice

  • @ModdedMarionette
    @ModdedMarionette 5 років тому +2076

    Game: *Created Bullet*
    Mark: *Defend Bullet to death and threatening the game*
    Game: *Sweating*
    Edit:
    Me: *Got 2k likes which is something that usually never happen*
    Me: *Sweating*

    • @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970
      @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 5 років тому +27

      @That’s An Interesting Pfp Ya Got There Shut up.

    • @grimmjowjaegerjaquez3750
      @grimmjowjaegerjaquez3750 5 років тому +17

      @@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 he is on a lot of comments and rather toxic

    • @johnhenson3060
      @johnhenson3060 5 років тому +27

      he protecc he attacc but most importantly he pets bullet’s bacc

    • @jaqfrost69
      @jaqfrost69 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha so true

    • @21stcenturybae
      @21stcenturybae 5 років тому +5

      Don't waste your time attacking this guy, he's looking for attention

  • @jimphoenix494
    @jimphoenix494 5 років тому +262

    Mark: They wouldn't kill Bullet
    Blair Witch: *BET*

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 4 роки тому +23

      Blair Witch: You'll willingly drop Bullet eventually because you'll get bored and impatient.
      Mark: *BET*

    • @doodle_bugs7906
      @doodle_bugs7906 4 роки тому +9

      Game: you have to leave bullet
      Mark: *bEt!!*

  • @b.collins2656
    @b.collins2656 4 роки тому +153

    >implying i wouldn't lay down in the mud with my dog and die with him still in my arms
    this game is hilarious

  • @bloodmoonlps
    @bloodmoonlps 5 років тому +258

    He refuse to give up on a dog.
    The game can not take dog away from him.
    *No game has such power*

  • @F3105_
    @F3105_ 5 років тому +578

    Game: kill the dog
    Mark: game, I’ve come to bargain

  • @frankiemillcarek6976
    @frankiemillcarek6976 5 років тому +342

    All these "Chica: Am I a joke to you?" comments forget the pivotal fact that you can hold infinite love for infinite dogs.

  • @zelg.5551
    @zelg.5551 4 роки тому +82

    Game: "Kill the dog."
    Players: *"Now listen here, you little shit..."*

  • @TeaKettle101
    @TeaKettle101 5 років тому +227

    game: please leave a message after the beep.
    Mark: "there was no beep" [pause] "there was no beep"

  • @sajmongamerstone1990
    @sajmongamerstone1990 5 років тому +256

    Blair Witch: the most intense peting simulator
    Edit: Thanks for likes!

  • @zam_964
    @zam_964 5 років тому +339

    Game: "kill the dog"
    Also game: "no"
    Game again: kills dog anyways

  • @sayadeams
    @sayadeams 4 роки тому +46

    Game: *Kills Bullet*
    Mark: *Runs to the studio who made the game and punches every creator who made Bullet die*