Geoff the Window Smashing Kangaroo
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#Roobreakswindow #RagedRoos. ‘Geoff’ the kangaroo is a household name. Ever the inquisitive marsupial he took his reputation to a whole new level this morning whilst I and my 2 children were preparing to leave for work and holiday care respectively.
#KangarooDeathwish. #KangarooSMASHwindow! #crazy Kangaroo
What started off with the ‘ahhh how cute’ factor (see Nice Geoff) ended with the ‘argghhh WT*’factor (see Scary Geoff). It’s one thing to admire the roos from a far, it’s another to be under house arrest thanks to their aggressive actions! Geoff can see his reflection in our tinted windows, I’m presuming that is the reason for the sudden onslaught. As time ticked on, the children were starting to worry they would miss their trip to the movies if we didn’t get out of the house on time sooo, I, flip flop in hand, took to the front door with the intention of shooing him away but thankfully Geoff was already on the move. In conclusion, all’s well that ends well bar the scratches on the windows although we each now have a new found wariness of those bouncing bundles of ‘cuteness’.
**No animals, children or flip flops were harmed during the siege. - Комедії
He’s waiting for her husband, the dude who punched him in the face.
You know what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤦🏾♂️🤣😂😂😂🤣
Nice.
Ok I was wondering if this was the same one that got punch in his nose that must
be where you got aim for he was trying to kill their dog he is trying different windows which is scary one day in will get in they will have to kill him🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Kangaroo to australian translation: Oi where is he! That fuck'n dickhead got something coming to him.
Kangaroo: look who's in the zoo now!!!
This is a clever & an underrated comment
🤣
'cept he ain't never seen zoo..soo
Rory B , nice one
😂😂😂
Kangaroo saying: “Meet me outside. How about that?” 😂
😂
😂
Cash me outside how bout dat? 😂
"I love ya Brenda baby, i'm a changed man. Take me back!"- Kangaroo
Loool I'm dead 😂
"Cmon Sheila, yknow I'd never do ya wrong aye! Let's start ova!"
Hahahaha
“I’m hurtin Linda. I’m hurtin!!”
@@Scott_Conn😂
and all my life i used to think that kangaroos were cute animals.
They are cute.
And Grizzly Bears are huggable.
They've also been known to drown and disembowel people.
PyroGothNerd. Well if I get drowned by a kangaroo then it's really my own fault.
If you see a kangaroo and a body of water, RUN
You're thinking of wombats.
Wombats = cute
Kangaroos = large, clawed, actually pretty scary and freaking HUGE
Nah It’s the hands. That shit looking hella demonic.
No kap it looks strangely human
They look like pot leaves
It’s the same hands as Pennywise
@@mydickisgreen7403 pot? You mean weed? Lol
Reminds me of the movie Arrival when the aliens plant their hands up against the glass
That Kangaroo hit that window like he was ready for war😂😂😂
Bro wanted his getback after the guy who clocked his ass
He can see his reflection and wants too fight himself.
Lady: You’ll bloody break the thing
Kangaroo: YA FOOKIN BET YEAH
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 this comment sent me 😂
😁🤣😂😅
Its not fooking that's how Irish n Scots say it, we say it more like FARKEN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's extended warranty."
Lol
i get it 3 times a day and i don’t even OWN a car !!! maybe it’s mta calling for all the free rides 🤔
@@justinm6582 Perhaps they are trying to direct you to the single MILFs in your area
This should have WAY more likes! 😆
Deserves more likes 👍
That’s terrifying. He looks like he crawled out of someone’s nightmare 😱
Ha ha, look who is saying, a human😁, human is more terrifies of all being in the planet, especially those pussy one who connect into a group towards just one human, actually those pussies i know😁. Ask Palestinians or Ukrainians if is kangaroo a demon🤣
Cursed to live through everything
Life is interesting and keeping things interesting is a challenge
“Kangaroos are so cute and cuddly 🥹💕🥰”
Kangaroos: 👹
Right! That looks absolutely frightening 😮
Olala 😢 pas celui-là
I'm imagining this happening at night. Also, there's a creepy likeness to human hands with 5 claws on each of their paws. :(
Well you probably go back a few million years and we probably share a common mammalian mouse-like relative whose descendants became a myriad of species including us, the others of which emigrated from Africa to Australia, becoming giant marsupials, including procoptodons, and eventually the modern roo.
Oh hun! You poor thing, it seems you've been raised on an intellectual diet of lies, misinformation and "alternative facts." Fairytales and religion seem to have done a number on you. In Australia, where the Kangaroo is from, people generally have a scientific education. And are aware of simple notions such the Earths' age, and, well, the facts of biology including evolution.
I'm sorry if I'm berating you, or appear to be insulting your intelligence, but I loathe it when people spread mistruths and non-facts.
So heres some google for you:
"The age of the Earth is 4.54 ± 0.05 billion years (4.54 × 109 years ± 1%). This dating is based on evidence from radiometric age-dating of meteorite material and is consistent with the radiometric ages of the oldest-known terrestrial and lunar samples."
... Well that escalated quickly?
I did not expect an ideological battleground to emerge in the replies to one of my innocuous comments.
Guys? This is a video about a kangaroo named Geoff. Just enjoy it, and move on. Please.
Rebecca Millard Hun, take a class in highschool biology... cheers.
Rebecca Millard Well maybe, if you don't believe in science, you should stop using computers? No one likes a hypocrite.
it looks like a werewolf from a movie
Look at that pfp. I can't decide who's creepier - you or it.
Ace of Death 02 That was my first impression!
Skin walker
Jose Ramirez And I bet there’s a super scary Aboriginal version (that may even include kangaroos!)!
The Howling...
"Where's my money, I want my fucking money!"
Triple OG Kangaroo: CALL YOUR HUSBAND NOW!?! We’re going to finish this!
Why does every Australian have a gigantic 6plus foot window at ground level
For easy kanga access, apparently.
They tame them and ride them around instead of horses
@@kyle18934 Everyone knows that.. 🤦🏻♂️
Because drive by's aren't a thing in Australia.
I’d rather a drive by over getting eaten by a giant thing with a pouch any day. 😳
Those things are fucking scary imagine it being 1 am and seein that shit do that
Fuck tht😂😂😂
@Fuck you UA-cam.Can you guys own guns in Australia? I'd say this would be a very good reason to have one.
I’m coming out my house I’m blasting his ass idgaf
@@simon5692 they don’t do guns in Australia lol unless you’re a farmer
"Ay yall that kangaroo here to beat us up again."
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing he's out there somewhere😴
Whooooooo
“So I heard you were talking shit about me.”
😂😂😂
“ Now, my fist will be in your face”.
Americans: This is literally something from a horror film.
Australian: This is a Sunday
I’m not seeing horror I’m seeing kangaroo steaks
@@andersonsteelrod8121 yes he can meet my friend Mr. Mossberg. Then meet my other friend mr. butcher....... and we will celebrate our new friend with all our human friends
😂😂😂 FACTS
Yeah, this is accurate
EXACTLY 😂
I used to think kangaroos were cute, but this is pure 160% nightmare fuel.
No mate. At least 163% I'd say ☝🏼😉🤔🙄😓😂
You can't call the cops on them
Wallabies are cute. The big boys? Nope, spawn of the devil.
Dude that thing acts like a whole human bro
Kangaroo vstyrkey
I would’ve been like “get yo ass off my window” with my lips balled up😂😂
This makes me glad that all I have to worry about are raccoons.
Same 😂
I live in Baltimore city, i saw the biggest racoon ever in the middle of the city one night. I swear this fucker was at least 2 and a half feet tall while on all fours and thicker around then me. This thing was easily close to 100 pounds and waddled when it walked it was so fat. Was easily 4 times the size of any other racoon ive ever seen. I thought it was a large dog, when it turned towards me and i saw it was actually a monster racoon i ran like a bitch, no shame. I wish i took a pic cuz a lot of people don't believe me when tell them about it, but i was scared as shit.
And rabies 🤗
@@eternalgrind8455 rabies 🤗
@Ben J looks like...a ROO🤔👊🏼👍🏻
Australia is normally the thing of nightmares, so I'm not surprised.
Eh the media exaggerates Australia’s wildlife. This right here is not a regular occurrence.
@isaac B just because another video showed it doesn’t mean it represents the entirety of the country. I live in Australia and can tell you that this is far from common.
Word. I've seen there flying foxes and crazy monster sized spiders. 😱
@@bigtastey7707 hahaha falling for the memes are you
They imported from England the worst criminals in times of a expansion . Sooo
Kangaroos are angry ..maybe its a angry about that what happened to etnhnic Aborygena
My fav part is when she says "don't bloody break the thing" , then the kangaroo proceeds to intesify his aggression 😂
Hes like I want your bloody blooming onion, mate.
The Kangoeroe is like:Heard you talking shit .
Learn how to spell kangaroo, idiot!
@@Saraaa2538 Who tf cares grammar Nazi
🤣
@@Saraaa2538 bruh we writing youtube commets not english essays...
@@socksman9968
It still doesn't mean you write like an idiot !
Mom: Why don’t you go hang out with the neighbor’s kid?
The neighbor’s kid:
😂😂😂😂😂 underrated af
Wake up in the middle of the night and see that on your way to the kitchen. 😂
That last hit tho 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine someone who doesn't know what a kangaroo is and sees that at the door.
Scarry as heck!
Pensaría que es un chupacabra
😂😂😂😂
I knew about kangaroos but I never notice the Marijuana shaped hands they got.
BOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They are tinted. We think he could smell the horse feed. Geoff did this 2 more times since the video, he has now been moved to another herd.
Maybe he is having a go at his own reflection?
Tinted window, lights on therefore no reflection. See previous comments.
"moved" to "another herd". :)
This thing just really stupid and thought that reflection in your tinted window was another roo which tried cause it to fight
meathook3000
A heard in "Cangaro Heaven" .!!!
She said, 'Oh Sh*t.. and then said, bloody break the thing.'
She got Australian, American and British all at once.
They need to provide every family in Austrailia with a tranquilizer gun because they're too dangerous and look like they're getting bigger.
Forget kangaroo jack better learn about Samurai Jack😂🤣
In four million years, they'll be working on a warp drive for their spaceships! Yikes!
Kangaroo: I've got some unfinished business with your husband
Wrong house. Wrong Kangaroo. Wrong Video
@@JrryThrdJnsFurth congratulations buzzkilington you just killed your one millionth joke.
What are are you going to do next?
It's his cousin that just got out of Kangaroo jail.
Pause
Kangaroo: I've got a bone to pick with your husband
That is low-key terrifying. I'd carry pepper spray. 🤣
I love the totally inadequate "Stop it" remark.
“Stouawp it” is the most Australian thing I’ve ever heard
British woman regetting moving to Aust
@@niloc1414 lol yep
For those who aren’t in Australia... we encounter this on a daily basis.. so stay away from Australia if you’re scared
And you guy cant have guns? Bro if that thing tried coming to my house hed have a .40 cal in his head.
@@p4p384 It's forced us to become proficient in hand to hand combat with many different creatures.
@@N3G4T3 damm Australians are stronger than I thought 😂
I say the same thing to people thinking about coming to Florida. Lotta critters here that can kill you.
@N3G4T3 You have to be skilled in hand to hand combat especially when your government takes the tools you need to defend yourself adequately. I couldn’t imagine living somewhere with kangaroos the size of André the Giant that are confrontational like this and not be armed 😆. Do they at least make kangaroo spray like we have bear spray 😂?
I heard that kangaroos were kind of like white-tailed deer in here in the U.S, but I'll be damned if I've seen a deer breaking buckets and slamming his feet on a window.
DMS, big roos don't fear humans.
Nor Dic Damn, really?! Cos I'll be honest, that dude was seriously intimidating. 😬
DMS, what I meant is, big roos are not afraid of humans.
No but they do crash thru windows!
@@dr.b1346 especially when the run across the road at the same exact time you're driving 😅... I've known so many people that have hit deer you would think they were doing it on purpose,😳
I’ve never seen kangaroos do this lmao I am dying! 😂😂😂
I thought fighting kangaroos were less dangerous
…Until I realized how long their claws were
This is why I can't live in Australia
Camry Campbell
TRUE!!!Its a very nice looking country,but thats horror!
im happy that im in europe,no animals like that!
FARTMUFFIN69 sounds ironic.
Michael Wirth refugees
It's a good thing you don't live here. Occurences like this are rampant. I can't go 3 days without having to replace a window because some hideous kangaroo has smashed it again. Want to know what they want? It's the peanut butter in the larder or the pawpaw in the fruit bowl. Only way to stop them is to leave a big bowl of pawpaw and peanut butter on the front lawn. Either that or bullet proof glass. So annoying.
Michael Wirth
kangaroos are like our native deer.
in the wild they normally fear humans and run away,
but pet ones or tame ones know that they have enough muscle to kick through a tank and 7ft of height, so its hard to tell them "no" and have them listen. (though they rarely go for violence, more often then not its just "additional force required to make human say yes".)
like deer have a whole collection of spears strapped to their foreheads and hammers for feet. they rarely use them agajnst humans unless backed into a corner, but dont catch one when theyre grumpy.
this guy looks like hes been told no about something. maybe food is inside the house and he isnt allowed in.
That kangaroo should be in his own horror movie.
That thing either got the demon hands or the weed leaf hands
Normal humans: Omg what do I do?
Australians: oh my gosh stop it 🙄
Kangaroo voice: " Veronica I know you're in there, open the door woman"
Lmao that last smack on the window was violent as hell 😂
New nightmare fuel unlocked 😱😱😱
Geoff the roo brought along his wolverine claws.
The kangaroo: *let me in! LET ME IN*
Uh oh i copied ur comment
I saw NO window getting smashed 😩
it's called SEO!
nah its just clickbait mate
SEO?
search engine optimization
Same, disliked.
Kangaroo: man come outside I’m not gone jump u
Man: oh hell naw I’m staying inside them big ahh claws gone get me
😂😂😂😂
They probably see the reflection and think there is another kangaroo challenging them
"BRENDA YOUR HUSBAND AND I GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS!! OPEN THE DOOR!"
He looks mad because the house is on his ancestral lands
Kangaroo:hello how are you just smashing a window here
That's just a government trying to get your car extended warranty
Pack your bags kids, we're moving to the city
Imagine coming around the corner into the room to see that
I’d kanga-poo my pants
“Bring yo ass outside muthaf@ka!” 😂
Kangaroos be pulling up like eazy e
As soon as the kangaroo hears the pommy accent he gets aggressive 🤣
The pommy accent is much better than the Australian accent. After the best pronunciation is the British one. Britain is where the English language developed.
nah its not real english its upper class norman pounce sounding@@MissMariQueen
Kangaroo: I want you baby. Ain't nothing gonna stop us being together. I love you girl. OPEN THIS WINDOW WOMAN!!
Would be scary to imagine a kangaroo as the villain in a slasher film
Fighting its reflection , reflection lost.
wallabys are cute but kangaroos are fucking terrifying and it freaks me the fuck out that they have claws
He’s clearly on drugs. Please get him the help he needs.
I’ve seen a lot of kangaroos lately and man I never realized how wicked looking and terrifying those things are. Geez. They look at you like the only thing they fantasize about is killing you.
New fear unlocked a kangaroo mugger
giiiive tomacco... GIVE TOMACCO!
Great episode. Tasted like grandma.
Labo Leta mindy!! we'll talk Monday! !!!!!
dude that thing outside is waiting to kill you when you go outside, and he has many many friends everywhere here.
"come outside lil bro we're just gonna talk"
Social media has made me terrified of kangaroos.
fucking creepy
He’s like “you done let me hit it once and you gone let me do it again! I ain’t no one night stand!”
Meet me at the pond. I promise not to drown you - kangaroo.
I would scream to death if I saw that outside my window
Somebody should make a horror game featuring kangaroos
We can just go to Australia for the real experience
"Yo, I heard y'all got snacks?"
lady: come at me😂
Kangaroo: BET!!
Nah kangaroo said let me in I gonna fight you
This is why while you’re around the joeys in their mama’s pouch, never let ‘em see you even mouth the words: “Roll up on me den”. Cuz the joeys remember. And when they grow up, they follow through.
Lol. You win. That was hilarious. Good one. Thanks for the chuckle. Roll up on me den. Shit man.
Yo what the fuck lmaoooo
Video just cuts out at the end. I assume she is dead. For some reason kangaroos just love eating poms.
🤣
Girl, stop playing and open the window.
I heard you got snacks in there... open the damn window 😂
Now that's Australia 🇦🇺😂🤙🏼👏🏼🖕🏼
The people in these videos are always so calm 🤧😭
That’s because they are Australian. Most Australians were from Ireland, shipped to Australia because they couldn’t pay their taxes to the Crown.
They were sent on prison ships, halfway around the world.
😂 exactly she seemed unbothered
Imagine the window breaks i would crap myself 😂
if you're cold, they're cold let them inside
Those hands look like some famous leaves.
Those fucking claws are stuff of nightmares
LOST ME KANGAROO THAT I WAS RIDING TO SCHOOL!
Everywhere-Bullet proof windows
Australia-Kangaroo proof windows 😂
Woman: STOP IT
Kangaroo: I do apologise, I shall now take my leave - good day madam
Swear to god if I lived in Australia I'd have bear mace at hand.
No bears in Australia, mate, so no bear mace
Medieval mace to be sure
Dumbasses that shit only works if your within 10 feet of the dang things, as an american there isn't anything better for protection then a firearm
If you maced that it would probably laugh at you and then punch you.
😂😂 dude what did you do that that kangaroo that you pissed him off this much seriously😂😂
Jeff -
The neighbour from Hell
Lmao she got scared real quick
Yeah if you aren't scared and stay where you were while the kangaroo breaks the glass then you're pretty stupid and lack basic human survival
Masticatious. You'd think Australians would be more armed than a Democratic Texan if they lived with animals like that
KSound, animals are abundant here as there are very few guns. I like it this way, but, you have to be a bit careful, like walking throught the bush @ njght is a risk, if I see a big buck stand tall, I will pick up the biggest stick I can find.
Nor Dic. Well go back a few thousand years
You'd have Roos that could stand 10ft tall
You'd have giant birds up to 7ft tall
Wombats the size of rhinos
Marsupial Lions
30ft Monitor Lizards
You'd stay inside for the rest of your life