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  • @Praevalidum
    @Praevalidum 23 дні тому +230

    “Eh, I haven’t an opinion”
    Such a prefect punchline for the Rabbi.

  • @theKobus
    @theKobus 18 днів тому +76

    when the orthodox guy addresses the movie-making instead of the theology, still kills me every time

  • @Likeacannon
    @Likeacannon 20 днів тому +70

    The incredulity with which the rabbi says “Who isn’t who is!?” will stay with me forever.

  • @weirdshibainu
    @weirdshibainu 17 днів тому +21

    " This swell figure from the East"😂

  • @steadyjumper3547
    @steadyjumper3547 23 дні тому +130

    He’s a bachelor and very angry

  • @HarryHache-l3m
    @HarryHache-l3m 22 дні тому +87

    Robert Picardo REALLY needs to be in more movies.

    • @nivekian
      @nivekian 19 днів тому +2

      Eddie Quist persists.

    • @eightchips
      @eightchips 19 днів тому +1

      yes plz

    • @roncinephile
      @roncinephile 17 днів тому +2

      dude, be careful, I remember when he was in an episode of The Orville and he was acting so loudly it gave me tinnitus. Gotta put limits on the dude or he'll ham it up something fierce. Seth Macfarlane was too much of a fan to wrangle a good performance out of him.

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 17 днів тому

      Yep he goes through a wild character development as Woolsey on Stargate Atlantis. They sought out a Pro to handle that role.

    • @Andrew-og7li
      @Andrew-og7li 10 днів тому

      @@roncinephile check out Stargate SG-1 & Stargate Alantis with him in it if you get the chance lol.
      Amazing acting and character development throughout both series. Goes from weasley little shit that nobody likes, to one of the more prominent and respectable characters.

  • @whochangedmyscreenname
    @whochangedmyscreenname 21 день тому +25

    First time I saw this movie, I thought it just ended abruptly. But it's grown on me. One of the Coen Brothers' best.

  • @jmb.....
    @jmb..... 18 днів тому +8

    A "Priest and a Rabbi" joke, come to life!

  • @ernestscribbler-Inyenga
    @ernestscribbler-Inyenga 17 днів тому +11

    Brolin manages to get in all their official titles , that’s the work of a real salesman

    • @super266
      @super266 16 днів тому +2

      Guy is incredible: day-traded to support his family when Hollywood dried him out for decades after 'The Goonies', didn't sell out after "No Country" by taking mindless "Wheel of Fortune" like payout gigs, and kept auditioning for big roles, culminating in Thanos, Dune and Sicario. Dude's bigger than life.

  • @sclogse1
    @sclogse1 14 днів тому +1

    I was coming out of a multi month back issue and really needed this. I took the underground to the west side of town to a little theater to see this movie. What a palliative it was. Now I look at it and am simply amazed by Brolin's hair. Many, many charming scenes in this film.

  • @davidf2244
    @davidf2244 23 дні тому +22

    This is amazing. I had no idea this movie had such good writing. This is truly phenomenal satire. Wow!! Nuanced! Slap-sticky! Hilarious! I never considered watching it before. Convinced. Buying.

    • @MundiaKamau
      @MundiaKamau 22 дні тому +2

      Good writing or excellent writing?🙂I think it 's excellent writing🙂

  • @billthomas2652
    @billthomas2652 21 день тому +16

    Picardo checking his watch at 2:45! Perfect!

  • @arborsamurai
    @arborsamurai 23 дні тому +52

    Meh… I haven’t an opinion…

  • @chairs_missing
    @chairs_missing 19 днів тому +5

    The way Picardo grimaces after “swell figure from the East”

  • @Misterkoots
    @Misterkoots 18 днів тому +8

    This is one of the best written scenes in cinematic history.

  • @timwilson6744
    @timwilson6744 17 днів тому +9

    “The Bible of course is terrific.”

    • @texasred2702
      @texasred2702 4 дні тому

      Ive used this line a number of times and only once did someone get thr reference

  • @xLCHe
    @xLCHe 18 днів тому +1

    Clooney and Brolin, and their characters, is nothing short of genuine

  • @sidd_not_vicious2609
    @sidd_not_vicious2609 16 днів тому +3

    I love the small detail when they are explaining what god is the jewish dude just checks his watch. great movie

  • @VunterSlaush1650
    @VunterSlaush1650 17 днів тому +1

    Picardo killing it here! perfect delivery.

  • @DJLimeGreen
    @DJLimeGreen 22 дні тому +12

    This is a great MF FILM!! The musical scene was a stretch but... Over all killer Movie. Definitely worth the title of Cinema.

  • @markwilliams7091
    @markwilliams7091 17 днів тому +5

    "Quite right, Patriarch, the bible, of course, is terrific." This may be for the first time in human history that the word of God was described as "terrific". A very Coen brothers line.

  • @brianharris6437
    @brianharris6437 16 днів тому +2

    It’s odd that they have an ordinary rabbi, priest, and pastor but the Eastern Orthodox representative is referred to as “Patriarch.” For those who don’t know, this is basically like having a pope or archbishop present. Kind of overkill, haha.

  • @corywilson532
    @corywilson532 18 днів тому +4

    "What, he got over it?"

  • @Chrisyade
    @Chrisyade 9 днів тому

    Hands down, the best shaggy dog story ever.

  • @PeterT-i1w
    @PeterT-i1w 19 днів тому +2

    this scene is only second fiddle to the "Trinity explained" scene in "Nuns on the run"

  • @jeffokkonen3149
    @jeffokkonen3149 23 дні тому +17

    “The Bible is great…but!…”

  • @BravosReviews
    @BravosReviews 21 день тому +4

    Fantastic movie from start to finish

  • @andreschang8526
    @andreschang8526 18 днів тому +7

    A rabbi, a priest, a patriarch, a pastor and a movie producer all walk into a meeting room...
    Very well written scene.
    A repsectful discussion of religion.
    & entertaining at the same time.
    If only Hollyweird were this good today...

    • @tarandril95
      @tarandril95 18 днів тому +1

      I was just about to write this comment XD

    • @bevaconme
      @bevaconme 16 днів тому

      you mean as good as it was nine years ago?

    • @andreschang8526
      @andreschang8526 16 днів тому

      @@bevaconme, no. I mean as good as this scene.
      It's not about when this scene was, but how good this scene is.
      I know, there are so many people today saying that Hollywood today stinks & it was better in the past. & I'm one of the people saying that 🙂
      But again, it's not about a particular time in Hollywood, it's about the quality of things Hollywood makes.
      In every decade there are good movies and stinkers.
      I'd say the 1970s was the best decade for Hollywood. I could be wrong.
      & sometimes you gotta go outside Hollywood, like foreign films, to find something good.
      A great 2023 film on Netflix, not from Hollywood, is La Sociedad De La Nieve (Society Of The Snow). Watch it in Spanish with English subs.

  • @prairiedogsareextant
    @prairiedogsareextant 23 дні тому +70

    Came across a critic who thought these dialogue scenes, presumably all of them, slowed down the movie. She wanted more of the dance number, the mermaid number. She wanted to nuke all of the Coen dialogue, and just have the blonde dude dancing around for 2 hours. Gee, can't imagine why I don't give a flip about critics.

    • @matthanson3100
      @matthanson3100 23 дні тому +18

      Let me get this straight: you found one terrible review from one critic (which btw does not sound like a real review or plausible take) and decided that ALL critics are worthless because one of them had a bad take?

    • @prairiedogsareextant
      @prairiedogsareextant 23 дні тому +1

      @@matthanson3100 Further evidence, emblematic, representative, to be continued. One of many examples over the years. Phlegm criticism is all about expressing personal bias, now more than ever, personal bias and kissing the backside of whomever is paying you to suck up to a particular studio. Worthless, but good for a guffaw now and then, like this particular critic. Real review? She was on a panel that appeared on what used to be Siskel and Ebert. Just hysterical.
      Another hilarious example. Siskel didn't dig Taxi Driver initially. Why? He felt it should have been more of a Rom Com, exploited the relationship between Travis and the blonde. Crack up city, phlegm criticism.

    • @matthanson3100
      @matthanson3100 23 дні тому +6

      @ you sound unwell, so I'm a fool for responding, but as a former syndicated critic, you should know no one ever pays anyone for their opinions. People just have different opinions from you sometimes, and not every critic is the same. They're ordinary people just like you and me, with opinions that differ wildly just as much as you and I differ

    • @MundiaKamau
      @MundiaKamau 22 дні тому +1

      @@matthanson3100 I think you are being harsh🙂There is indeed the saying "One bad apple spoils the whole bunch," and indeed, "An off-mark review by one critic, can put in jeopardy the reputations of all critics"🙂Not too long ago, right here on UA-cam, I watched a video of four Black American dudes, at a restaurant, telling off three Black American ladies, who were very tastefully dressed at that, who tried to leave without paying their bill. You know what the Black American dudes repeatedly said to the three Black American ladies...? "Stop giving all Black people a bad name".

    • @DanidoBravado-d9x
      @DanidoBravado-d9x 21 день тому

      Let me get this straight: you’re an idiot?

  • @ernestscribbler-Inyenga
    @ernestscribbler-Inyenga 17 днів тому +2

    This scene is so so so clever , whoever wrote this deserves more than an Oscar ….l a god Oscar perhaps , the acting and delivery of each character is beyond perfect ( if such a thing exists)

  • @jimmyv1998
    @jimmyv1998 14 днів тому

    My absolute favorite scene in the movie!

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 14 днів тому +1

    "God is a bachelor, and very angry."

  • @MrShikaga
    @MrShikaga 19 днів тому +9

    Is the Christ God?
    Would that it were so simple…

  • @BaileysMariner
    @BaileysMariner 4 дні тому

    A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a movie studio...

  • @MundiaKamau
    @MundiaKamau 22 дні тому +6

    There are differences between Christianity, Judaism and Islam. The three are related, the three have similarities, and the three also have differences. Orthodox Jews do not recognise Jesus as the messiah, and to Orthodox Jews, Jesus was and is "an imposter, a fraud." Orthodox Jews are still waiting for the coming of what they consider to be the true and genuine messiah. Certain sections of Judaism too, teach that Adam and Eve did not have just two sons, Abel and Cain, but three sons (Abel, Cain and Seth), and three daughters (Azura, Luluwa and Awan), and that Adam had a wife prior to Eve, who's name was Lilith.
    Interestingly too, at least two major annual Christian occasions, are Easter and Christmas. Christians mark Easter in March or April of every year, and Christians too, mark Christmas (the birth of Jesus), in December of every year, though the irony is that the months of the year, as we know them today, and the days of the week too, as we know them today, are modelled on the ancient cultures and ancient gods of Rome, Greece and Scandinavia.
    The calendar generally in use globally in these times we live in, has it’s origins in the Roman Empire of 27 B.C. to 476 A.D. and the Latin language of the Roman Empire. The initial calendar of Rome consisted of 10 months, which is why the months of September, October, November and December are derived from the numbers seven, eight, nine and ten in Latin, that is:
    (i). Septem (seven in Latin);
    (ii). Octingenti (eight in Latin);
    (iii). Novem (nine in Latin);
    (iv). Decem (ten in Latin);
    The month of July was originally known as Quintilis (Latin for the 5th month) and the month of August was originally known as Sextilis (Latin for the 6th month). Quintilis and Sextilis were however renamed July and August, July, in honour of Julius Caesar, ruler of Rome from 49 B.C. to 44 B.C., and August, in honour of Caesar Augustus, the 1st Emperor of the Roman Empire, Emperor of Rome from 27 B.C. to 14 A.D.
    Origins of the names of the months of the year:
    1. January is named after the Roman god Janus, the Roman god of doors and gates;
    2. February is named after an ancient Roman festival of purification called Februa;
    3. March is named after Mars, the Roman god of war;
    4. April gets it’s name from the Latin word “Aperire”, meaning “To open”. The Romans called the month Aprilis;
    5. May is named after the ancient Greek goddess Maia, one of the seven daughters of Atlas and Pleione. The Romans associated Maia with fertility;
    6. June is named after the Roman goddess Juno, the goddess of marriage and childbirth, and the wife of Jupiter. Who is Jupiter? Jupiter is the “President/Commander-in-Chief” of all ancient Roman gods;
    7. July, as mentioned, is named after Julius Caesar, ruler of Rome from 49 B.C. to 44 B.C. Julius Caesar was stabbed to death in 44 B.C. by a grouping of Roman senators and politicians, just before he made it known that he would declare himself the 1st Emperor of Rome.
    Amongst those who stabbed Julius Caesar to death was Marcus Junius Brutus, whom Julius Caesar trusted, and the legend goes that amongst the last words uttered in Latin by Julius Caesar before he died at the hands of his killers, was “Et tu Brute?,” meaning “Even you, Brutus?”
    8. August, as also mentioned, is named after Caesar Augustus, the 1st Emperor of the Roman Empire, Emperor of Rome from 27 B.C. to 14 A.D. There will be general elections in the Republic of Kenya, East Africa, on 9th Caesar Augustus 2022:-)
    9. September, October, November and December, as also mentioned, were initially the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months of the year, before the Romans added two months to the year, that is, the months of July and August.
    Before the Romans added the months of July and August to the calendar, as we know it today:
    1. September was the seventh month of the year. September is derived from Septem, which is seven in Latin;
    2. October was the eighth month of the year. October is derived from Octingenti, which is eight in Latin;
    3. November was the ninth month of the year. November is derived from Novem, which is nine in Latin;
    4. December was the tenth month of the year. December is derived from Decem, which is ten in Latin;
    Origins of the names of the days of the week:
    1. Sunday gets it’s name from the Latin expression “Dies Solis,” meaning “The day of the Sun.” Dies is “Day” in Latin, and Solis is derived from the Latin word Sol, meaning “Sun”;
    2. Monday gets it’s name from the Latin expression “Dies Lunae,” meanong “The day of the Moon.” Dies, as mentioned, is “Day” in Latin, and Lunae is derived from the Latin word Luna, meaning “Moon”;
    3. Tuesday gets it’s name from the ancient Scandanavian god of war, known as Tiw. Present day Scandanavia covers the Northern European countries of Denmark, Norway and Sweden;
    4. Wednesday is derived from the name Woden. Who is Woden? Woden is the “President/Commander-in-Chief” of all ancient Scandanavian gods;
    5. Thursday is derived from the name Thor. Who is Thor? Thor is the ancient Scandanavian god of thunder and agriculture;
    6. Friday is derived from the name Frigg. Who is Frigg? Frigg is the ancient Scandanavian goddess of love and marriage. Frigg (Friday) was the wife of Woden (Wednesday), mentioned above, and among their children, were Tiw (Tuesday), mentioned above, and Thor (Thursday), mentioned above;
    7. Saturday gets it’s name from Saturn. Who is Saturn? Saturn is the ancient Roman god of agriculture.
    Regards, Michael M. Kamau, Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa, 2nd December 2024.

    • @HarrisonGLong
      @HarrisonGLong 22 дні тому

      This was exceptional. Thank you.

    • @davebrooksbank7802
      @davebrooksbank7802 21 день тому

      Fantastic post

    • @MundiaKamau
      @MundiaKamau 21 день тому

      @@HarrisonGLong Thank you too:-) I appreciate it🙂

    • @MundiaKamau
      @MundiaKamau 21 день тому

      @@davebrooksbank7802 Thank you🙂I appreciate it🙂

    • @nah900
      @nah900 19 днів тому

      Wow, what a comment. Kudos!

  • @vermillionwarrior3968
    @vermillionwarrior3968 18 днів тому

    He clean up nice. 🥰

  • @j0edynamite
    @j0edynamite 20 днів тому +14

    jews arguing for the simple sake of arguing and no other reason is very accurate.

    • @alexanderg1935
      @alexanderg1935 15 днів тому

      Yes. I experienced this first hand at a dinner I attended. The food was superb, though the latkes seemed to be there only for their projectile merit.

    • @markpage9886
      @markpage9886 11 днів тому +1

      Yes, they're very Greek that way. It's fun and it's meant in strictest bonhomie. Who wants to talk to an echo?

  • @evanwexler6570
    @evanwexler6570 15 днів тому

    emergency rabbinical hologram!

  • @colincampbell3199
    @colincampbell3199 19 днів тому +2

    Uh-huh.
    Well.
    We can look at that.

  • @andreyivanov-fedorov236
    @andreyivanov-fedorov236 20 днів тому +2

    Andrew Ryan

  • @Chef-vg4pu
    @Chef-vg4pu 16 днів тому

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….. good luck in that argument! God bless, and Mazel Tov…

  • @ralphstrickland7110
    @ralphstrickland7110 19 днів тому

    The Protestant minister gets a couple of nice digs in at the rabbi.

  • @davidgangemi3314
    @davidgangemi3314 6 днів тому

    The jew had it right. These men are screwballs!😅😅😅

  • @curio78
    @curio78 16 днів тому

    The advaita dharmic philosophy is better, we are all gods in a form that the god/universe experiences the world. We are not separate from it but the extension of it.

  • @jimigrill
    @jimigrill 18 днів тому

    How clueless are you lmfao

    • @merickful
      @merickful 18 днів тому +1

      Who is clueless? That was a rhetorical question. It's you.

  • @thesheep6248
    @thesheep6248 23 дні тому +8

    Funny that whoever wrote this scene never consulted any Christians. No priest or pastor would say that Jesus was “not God.” Jesus was truly God, truly man. As He says himself, “I and the Father are One.”

    • @MundiaKamau
      @MundiaKamau 22 дні тому +2

      There are differences between Christianity, Judaism and Islam. The three are related, the three have similarities, and the three also have differences. Orthodox Jews do not recognise Jesus as the messiah, and to Orthodox Jews, Jesus was and is "an imposter, a fraud." Orthodox Jews are still waiting for the coming of what they consider to be the true and genuine messiah. Certain sections of Judaism too, teach that Adam and Eve did not have just two sons, Abel and Cain, but three sons (Abel, Cain and Seth), and three daughters (Azura, Luluwa and Awan), and that Adam had a wife prior to Eve, who's name was Lilith.
      Interestingly too, at least two major annual Christian occasions, are Easter and Christmas. Christians mark Easter in March or April of every year, and Christians too, mark Christmas (the birth of Jesus), in December of every year, though the irony is that the months of the year, as we know them today, and the days of the week too, as we know them today, are modelled on the ancient cultures and ancient gods of Rome, Greece and Scandinavia.
      The calendar generally in use globally in these times we live in, has it’s origins in the Roman Empire of 27 B.C. to 476 A.D. and the Latin language of the Roman Empire. The initial calendar of Rome consisted of 10 months, which is why the months of September, October, November and December are derived from the numbers seven, eight, nine and ten in Latin, that is:
      (i). Septem (seven in Latin);
      (ii). Octingenti (eight in Latin);
      (iii). Novem (nine in Latin);
      (iv). Decem (ten in Latin);
      The month of July was originally known as Quintilis (Latin for the 5th month) and the month of August was originally known as Sextilis (Latin for the 6th month). Quintilis and Sextilis were however renamed July and August, July, in honour of Julius Caesar, ruler of Rome from 49 B.C. to 44 B.C., and August, in honour of Caesar Augustus, the 1st Emperor of the Roman Empire, Emperor of Rome from 27 B.C. to 14 A.D.
      Origins of the names of the months of the year:
      1. January is named after the Roman god Janus, the Roman god of doors and gates;
      2. February is named after an ancient Roman festival of purification called Februa;
      3. March is named after Mars, the Roman god of war;
      4. April gets it’s name from the Latin word “Aperire”, meaning “To open”. The Romans called the month Aprilis;
      5. May is named after the ancient Greek goddess Maia, one of the seven daughters of Atlas and Pleione. The Romans associated Maia with fertility;
      6. June is named after the Roman goddess Juno, the goddess of marriage and childbirth, and the wife of Jupiter. Who is Jupiter? Jupiter is the “President/Commander-in-Chief” of all ancient Roman gods;
      7. July, as mentioned, is named after Julius Caesar, ruler of Rome from 49 B.C. to 44 B.C. Julius Caesar was stabbed to death in 44 B.C. by a grouping of Roman senators and politicians, just before he made it known that he would declare himself the 1st Emperor of Rome.
      Amongst those who stabbed Julius Caesar to death was Marcus Junius Brutus, whom Julius Caesar trusted, and the legend goes that amongst the last words uttered in Latin by Julius Caesar before he died at the hands of his killers, was “Et tu Brute?,” meaning “Even you, Brutus?”
      8. August, as also mentioned, is named after Caesar Augustus, the 1st Emperor of the Roman Empire, Emperor of Rome from 27 B.C. to 14 A.D. There will be general elections in the Republic of Kenya, East Africa, on 9th Caesar Augustus 2022:-)
      9. September, October, November and December, as also mentioned, were initially the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months of the year, before the Romans added two months to the year, that is, the months of July and August.
      Before the Romans added the months of July and August to the calendar, as we know it today:
      1. September was the seventh month of the year. September is derived from Septem, which is seven in Latin;
      2. October was the eighth month of the year. October is derived from Octingenti, which is eight in Latin;
      3. November was the ninth month of the year. November is derived from Novem, which is nine in Latin;
      4. December was the tenth month of the year. December is derived from Decem, which is ten in Latin;
      Origins of the names of the days of the week:
      1. Sunday gets it’s name from the Latin expression “Dies Solis,” meaning “The day of the Sun.” Dies is “Day” in Latin, and Solis is derived from the Latin word Sol, meaning “Sun”;
      2. Monday gets it’s name from the Latin expression “Dies Lunae,” meanong “The day of the Moon.” Dies, as mentioned, is “Day” in Latin, and Lunae is derived from the Latin word Luna, meaning “Moon”;
      3. Tuesday gets it’s name from the ancient Scandanavian god of war, known as Tiw. Present day Scandanavia covers the Northern European countries of Denmark, Norway and Sweden;
      4. Wednesday is derived from the name Woden. Who is Woden? Woden is the “President/Commander-in-Chief” of all ancient Scandanavian gods;
      5. Thursday is derived from the name Thor. Who is Thor? Thor is the ancient Scandanavian god of thunder and agriculture;
      6. Friday is derived from the name Frigg. Who is Frigg? Frigg is the ancient Scandanavian goddess of love and marriage. Frigg (Friday) was the wife of Woden (Wednesday), mentioned above, and among their children, were Tiw (Tuesday), mentioned above, and Thor (Thursday), mentioned above;
      7. Saturday gets it’s name from Saturn. Who is Saturn? Saturn is the ancient Roman god of agriculture.
      Regards, Michael M. Kamau, Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa, 2nd December 2024.

    • @Shamino1
      @Shamino1 22 дні тому +7

      @@MundiaKamau Did you just reply to a post about a man confused over the trinity by replying with a historical over-view about why the months and week-days are named? What the hell does that have to do with anything?

    • @jon8004
      @jon8004 21 день тому +11

      The priest said, "Yes and no." Christ is fully God and fully human.

    • @varvarvarvarvarvar
      @varvarvarvarvarvar 20 днів тому +6

      It's a satire! The doctrine of the holy trinity implies that 1+1+1=1. Hence "yes and no".

    • @philswaim392
      @philswaim392 19 днів тому +1

      Funny that you didnt get the joke

  • @2006Mercury
    @2006Mercury 13 днів тому

    This is the decline of the Coen brothers