Our First Book Signings - Intentionally Blank Ep. 131 (Recorded Live at Dragonsteel 2023!)

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  • Опубліковано 5 гру 2023
  • In this special recording of Intentionally Blank, Brandon and Dan are live at Dragonsteel 2023! Join them to discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly book signings throughout the years (including their very first signing experiences). Catch stories that include details like Dan's many hats, Brandon's car, and the boujee nature of Intentionally Blank.
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  • @ethanwells1230
    @ethanwells1230 6 місяців тому +286

    14:35 i am dan’s son. just to clarify: the car did not go into a pool it crashed into a tree and a fence. those neighbors had a pool but it was probably 10 feet away from the fence. also i stabbed the air conditioning unit multiple times before i hit the tube that sprayed fluid, which makes it funnier. and yes it’s ok to laugh because i probably laughed harder than anyone

    • @Skiddlescout
      @Skiddlescout 6 місяців тому +47

      I beg of you to do the podcast with them for an episode to describe this on air. That would be the dopest of things

    • @kendalldoer5466
      @kendalldoer5466 6 місяців тому +20

      Seconded: I would love to see you on there! Also as a connoisseur of the podcast I believe I can say with some certainty Dan’s never told this story on intentionally blank before
      Edit: I actually did some ~research~ and they do mention it VERY briefly in the “Taking Personality Test” episode for like 30 seconds

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 6 місяців тому +6

      @@kendalldoer5466 it rings a bit of a bell. I think he may have mentioned it but didn't go into detail

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 6 місяців тому +11

      Understandable. I once stabbed about a dozen holes in the drywall of the utility room. It's a miracle I didn't hit an electrical line.
      I also once set a creek on fire. Yes, a creek full of flowing water had about a 50 yard long stream of fire going down it. In my defense, it was only partially my fault.

    • @sadee4175
      @sadee4175 6 місяців тому +10

      Ethan sharing the clarifications we all crave for!

  • @TheAmyrlinSeat
    @TheAmyrlinSeat 6 місяців тому +107

    It was an honor to hear Brandon diss my hometown Barnes and Noble. Honestly one of the highlights of the con for me.

    • @Creameggs42
      @Creameggs42 6 місяців тому +4

      What was the food heist?

    • @TheAmyrlinSeat
      @TheAmyrlinSeat 6 місяців тому +9

      @@Creameggs42 It was a pie heist and a medical equipment heist. But the big heist worth millions of dollars was only uncovered because the thief also stole a pie.

  • @JBYT
    @JBYT 6 місяців тому +79

    I first met Brandon at a signing at the Orem UT Barnes & Noble when Mistborn 1 was newly released. I had already read Elantris and loved it, and went there specifically to meet him and get his new book signed. He was sitting there at a small table, not another soul around, maybe 5 copies of Mistborn 1 on the table ready to sign, and he was already a couple of sentences into his sales pitch to me when I informed him that I was actually there to see him and get his new book signed. I remember he seemed delighted (and maybe even slightly surprised) that someone actually came to see him there. Since then, I've been to many more signings by him over the years and watched it grow to its current frenzy. My, how times have changed!

    • @spunlines4557
      @spunlines4557 6 місяців тому +2

      going to the con this year was surreal. from a guy on a writing podcast with a couple fantasy pubs to making epic entrances in front of thousands of people.

  • @Evanator404
    @Evanator404 6 місяців тому +31

    For those confused with Brandon why people cheered @36:49. It was because of a Prank Dan set up with the audience before Brandon got there to cheer anytime he said "Have to have"

    • @drakean8
      @drakean8 5 місяців тому +1

      I was on the edge of my seat listening for that phrase 😂

    • @SunRayz3r
      @SunRayz3r 15 днів тому

      We’re cheering for Emily?
      No.
      😂

  • @Andrew_Bradshaw
    @Andrew_Bradshaw 6 місяців тому +57

    I cant believe you took out the first 10 minutes with just Dan

    • @yasielromero8236
      @yasielromero8236 6 місяців тому +15

      We deserve those right!

    • @sadee4175
      @sadee4175 6 місяців тому +19

      Right? We as fans should demand that they release the Dan-Cut!

    • @robbybevard8034
      @robbybevard8034 6 місяців тому +4

      Were they even recording then since Brandon wasn't there?

    • @tap836
      @tap836 5 місяців тому

      We totally need that!

  • @Skiddlescout
    @Skiddlescout 6 місяців тому +39

    Can we get the video of the pure dan segment? Like, Christmas bonus episode? That's ten minutes I would adore

  • @bradlygray1974
    @bradlygray1974 6 місяців тому +28

    Dan, I'm a fan, you have at least one. I'm not sure how many more there are, but you have at least one.

    • @bigwhiffajw
      @bigwhiffajw 6 місяців тому +9

      Oh there are many more than one. I post seldom but I think Dan is great. We are quiet but we are many.

    • @Avid_Reader
      @Avid_Reader 6 місяців тому +2

      I can't help but be a Dan fan. He thanked me for being in one of his books.

    • @penkaur
      @penkaur 6 місяців тому +1

      Dan is the main reason i listen to the podcast every single time. And when there's no new episode, i go back to the archived ones. More Dan, please

  • @nathanielpercell5238
    @nathanielpercell5238 6 місяців тому +15

    Hat Dan is a whole different guy.

  • @Dherrmnn
    @Dherrmnn 6 місяців тому +53

    I’m sorry but Becky appearing from some dimension underneath the table was so hilarious to see. Like she was summoned or something

    • @Avid_Reader
      @Avid_Reader 6 місяців тому +2

      She walked up a set of stairs behind them. Even sitting in the audience watching it happen, it was pretty funny.

  • @benjaminterry2088
    @benjaminterry2088 6 місяців тому +10

    At 6:10 I was able to fist bump Scar as he walked by, perfect timing! No joke, one of the highlights of the con for me. Bridge Four!

  • @monkpato
    @monkpato 6 місяців тому +20

    What a fun episode. My daughter thinks Brandon is so cool because he knows Dan Wells, who is her favorite author thanks to the Zero G series.

  • @sadee4175
    @sadee4175 6 місяців тому +11

    Man... I have such regrets over the first time I met Brandon Sanderson at convention were he was selling and signing his books. I was poor college student who had spent a good chunk of their emergency funds attending a local SciFi convention named conduit. I came across his table in like a corner I think and he tried pitching Elantris to me as fantasy zombies and I straight up was like "I am not sure its for me but Ill think about it and might swing back later..." I never went back to the table like that whole con. Then like years later Fantasy Con happened in SLC and once again I wander by his table but this time I picked up like a sampler book with a few chapters of way of kings and a few chapters of mistborn and I STILL didnt end up reading his books until years later. Now I am hooked... have the leatherbounds, have the mistborn sweater, and drink tea from my dress cup and regret passing by the opportunities I had to become a fan earlier and get lots of signatures.

  • @matda3779
    @matda3779 6 місяців тому +11

    I first met him at the Provo Mall Waldenbooks when I was 17 when he was signing Elantris copies. I was the only person talking to him and got his book because I wanted to support him. I didn't expect much out of the book. Boy was I wrong.

  • @TheMythCarver
    @TheMythCarver 6 місяців тому +6

    I was present for this recording and when they asked if there were any booksellers in the audience, I didn’t catch what he said until the moment passed. I missed my chance to yell and be on the podcast 😂

  • @dragoninwinterfell5213
    @dragoninwinterfell5213 6 місяців тому +18

    The way Becky seemingly emerged from the table though 😂

  • @ladymcbeath
    @ladymcbeath 5 місяців тому +2

    This conversation has totally changed my thinking about book signings. I am a huge fan of authors but I'm not a social person. I have never gotten a book signed because I always thought authors must hate the 5 seconds of hundreds of people saying the same things a million times while they sign their names until their hands cramp, so I would never impose myself on them. But now I know they like it! I'm going to start going to book signings now instead of just buying SFEs on Ebay. I'll probably save money, too!

  • @kingdot2616
    @kingdot2616 6 місяців тому +17

    I kinda wish the food heist was posted

    • @robbybevard8034
      @robbybevard8034 6 місяців тому +2

      They probably weren't recording at that point because Brandon wasn't there.

    • @kingdot2616
      @kingdot2616 6 місяців тому +1

      @@robbybevard8034 oh yeah good point

  • @bross92
    @bross92 6 місяців тому +3

    Haaaaa that Dan fan burn was amazing
    Dan I’ve read 6 of your books, keep being your kooky self. The fans are here!

  • @kaysterae
    @kaysterae 6 місяців тому +16

    Can’t wait to someday meet these two gentlemen and thank them for all that they’ve taught me about writing.

  • @andrewberenson5717
    @andrewberenson5717 6 місяців тому +9

    I like Dan's hat

  • @erik35534
    @erik35534 6 місяців тому +12

    I was at Dragonsteel 2023, but I deliberately avoided this recording session because if I was there, what would I listen to on my drive home today?

  • @Jane_Doe_8909
    @Jane_Doe_8909 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm from Spain. I remember when the name of the wind came out, I was in high school. Everyone was talking about it, it was EVERYWHERE. It felt like everyone was reading it

  • @louiesosa4668
    @louiesosa4668 6 місяців тому +4

    Oh no, not Sacramento! It would be great to have you out here again for a signing. I’ll hope for going to Dragonsteel next year.

  • @mndrew1
    @mndrew1 6 місяців тому +10

    OMG. I've been watching these from the start and this is the first time I've seen Dan's shiny, shiny pate. #Oneofus.

  • @lamborn3D
    @lamborn3D 5 місяців тому +1

    Brandon and Dan, I relate very much to your wives not wanting to spend money. I grew up in a town of roughly two hundred people in rural Utah in a house that my great-grandfather's cousin built. I was the 4th generation in my family to live in that house, 5th generation in that town (I think, possibly 6th though). My father often had a second job to help support his first job (the ranch), and we were often struggling enough for money that my dad wouldn't even let us drink milk. New games and toys were only given on birthdays and Christmas, unless we specifically did work towards getting something else. All of this, and I still have a hard time getting my wife to let me spend money on anything, including on her! 😂

  • @stridera
    @stridera 6 місяців тому +3

    I got my first copy of Elantris from Brandon in Provo. Had a good talk about the writing process at the time. Fun times.

  • @thekevmeister77
    @thekevmeister77 6 місяців тому +11

    Cool hat Dan 👍

  • @psykopathic6548
    @psykopathic6548 6 місяців тому +13

    Scar Force assemble! Scar team 1 this is Scar team 2. The sacred book is in danger! Weapons ready!! prepare to engage the intruders!!

    • @SoyElDiabloRojo
      @SoyElDiabloRojo 6 місяців тому +5

      I wonder if the Skar Force operates Skarships.

    • @psykopathic6548
      @psykopathic6548 6 місяців тому +5

      @SoyElDiabloRojo gotta have the Skarships. That way they can be Skarship Troopers!

  • @halo6819
    @halo6819 6 місяців тому +8

    I was at that signing Dan pegged as the worst signing. It was Orange County, so halfway between LA and San Diego. After about 3/4 hours and my wife getting increasingly upset some one from the store came to put our names in the book and was shocked I didn’t have divergent, took pitty and let me go to the front and have Dan sign all thee of my books.
    Also got to see Brandon on that driving tour with Dave Wolverton, about 8 people showed up.

    • @tap836
      @tap836 5 місяців тому

      That is a terrible thing to force on people. Waiting hours to do something that would take a few minutes had the lines been split.

  • @masonwheeler6536
    @masonwheeler6536 6 місяців тому +2

    I remember a signing by Brandon in Philadelphia, about 2015 or so, that was really bad. It was a really small children's bookstore that was _far_ too small to hold the crowds Brandon was drawing at that point, and it was cold outside. And also, Brandon had been sick and his voice wasn't up to par for his presentation. It was a really bad night!

  • @DampeS8N
    @DampeS8N 6 місяців тому +6

    When I published my book I didn't do any signings. My first signing was more of a sales event at a brewery. I sold 5 signed books. I'll take it.

  • @ThePhantomphan11
    @ThePhantomphan11 5 місяців тому +1

    All episodes should be 1+ hrs

  • @Dantemien
    @Dantemien 6 місяців тому +2

    My first thought was not an Indiana Jones hat, or a Crocodile Dundee hat, but a Dave Filoni hat.

  • @darrenmcdonald8997
    @darrenmcdonald8997 6 місяців тому +1

    Dan’s hat is back! I’m so happy!

  • @abhimac27
    @abhimac27 6 місяців тому +15

    I was lucky enough to meet Brandon in 2012 at a con in Chattanooga. I'm so glad I got to experience that. Just walked right up to the table, no line, and unloaded a backpack full of monstrous tomes. He signed Alcatraz for my little boy and was totally sweet to him. That little boy is almost 21 now. 🫠

  • @UncalibratedAimbot
    @UncalibratedAimbot 6 місяців тому +2

    New video hype!

  • @oldhobosam2742
    @oldhobosam2742 6 місяців тому +12

    Give up the Dan cut
    Please and thank you

  • @poliolegs
    @poliolegs 6 місяців тому +8

    In front of a live audience adds a bit to the format.

    • @waggy401
      @waggy401 6 місяців тому +3

      It's even more fun to be part of the audience. 😁

  • @paulbrooks4395
    @paulbrooks4395 6 місяців тому +3

    Skarship Troopers

  • @TheAmyrlinSeat
    @TheAmyrlinSeat 6 місяців тому +8

    "Hafting" was cut from this ):

    • @derekjensen8763
      @derekjensen8763 6 місяців тому +3

      That was hilarious. There was also a lady that brought them water, I believe a little after this video ends, and it looked like she had been under the table the whole time. Turns out the stairs to the stage were directly behind them.

    • @Donnerjkks
      @Donnerjkks 6 місяців тому +1

      what was hafting?

    • @TheAmyrlinSeat
      @TheAmyrlinSeat 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Donnerjkks I'm not gonna tell you. I think it should remain an inside joke for the people who went to dragonsteel.

    • @Avid_Reader
      @Avid_Reader 6 місяців тому

      Brandon actually said it twice, but for some reason the audience didn't catch the first one. I was sitting there waiting to scream along, and then nobody did. At least we got to go crazy the second time.

    • @misskorra4
      @misskorra4 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Donnerjkks Because Brandon was late, Dan told the audience we should cheer whenever Brandon said "hafting to." So we did. The best bit was Dan not explaining the cheer to Brandon who had no idea what was going on.

  • @althechicken9597
    @althechicken9597 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm so sad that Dan's pre-podcast entertainment was cut

    • @addo-s-
      @addo-s- 5 місяців тому

      What was it!?

  • @SunRayz3r
    @SunRayz3r 15 днів тому

    Dan is so funny and goofy! 😜 😆

  • @yobgodababua1862
    @yobgodababua1862 5 місяців тому +2

    But what about the "Skars Guard"?

  • @patrickwheeler5701
    @patrickwheeler5701 6 місяців тому +1

    are you going to drop some signed books at 'forbidden planet'?

  • @samueldurrant6985
    @samueldurrant6985 6 місяців тому +3

    I saw Ben at one of the other panels and told him that I like his "Intentionally Blank: How's that Ben?" T-shirt 😄
    Though, he seemed surprised that he was recognized

  • @samuelleask1132
    @samuelleask1132 6 місяців тому +3

    Brandon not signing anything here feels weird

  • @aerynmusick4548
    @aerynmusick4548 6 місяців тому +2

    This seems an opportune time to say I bought one of Dan’s books secondhand and it was signed “To Laura”. If I ever get the others signed, I’ll probably request the same

  • @christopherclouser340
    @christopherclouser340 6 місяців тому +2

    As a writer I can testify to the awfulness of some book signings.

  • @jamcdonald120
    @jamcdonald120 6 місяців тому

    0:50 wait, where is the special bit?

  • @zenthepoet.
    @zenthepoet. 6 місяців тому +18

    Adoooonalsium

    • @Nasser851000
      @Nasser851000 6 місяців тому +4

      You never give up, do you? XD

    • @zenthepoet.
      @zenthepoet. 6 місяців тому +10

      @@Nasser851000 This Is Who I Am.

  • @sherizaahd
    @sherizaahd 6 місяців тому +1

    Sigh, Pat Rothfuss. Oh well, we'll never get an end to that thing...

  • @drakean8
    @drakean8 6 місяців тому +1

    What is this Boukadebembo word they keep saying??

    • @Duiker36
      @Duiker36 6 місяців тому +2

      Buca di Beppo. It's a chain restaurant that does Italian-American food.

  • @porterwayman8643
    @porterwayman8643 6 місяців тому +5

    Week 3 of asking for an Intentionally Blank episode on Marching Band!