60 Minutes of the BEST Parks and Rec Cold Opens | Parks and Recreation

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @greypawn7780
    @greypawn7780 2 місяці тому +393

    "john middle name reducted swanson born some times ago weighing multiple pounds several ounces .. " this was one the most Ronnish line ever ..

  • @Melissaly5
    @Melissaly5 2 місяці тому +120

    The low cal calzone zone. I miss shows like this.

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 2 місяці тому +1

      I miss restaurants like this!

    • @So.SirRil
      @So.SirRil Місяць тому +1

      Low-cal-zone woulda been a better name

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 Місяць тому +1

      @@So.SirRil No, it really wouldn't.

    • @So.SirRil
      @So.SirRil Місяць тому +1

      @ OH OK I DIDNT THINK OF IT THAT WAY YOURE TOTALLY RIGHT

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 Місяць тому +1

      @@So.SirRil Good to see you've come to your senses.

  • @miabyte
    @miabyte Місяць тому +43

    The laughter after "okay, take him out and shoot him" was definitely someone breaking. 😂

  • @MR.STEPINTHEROOM
    @MR.STEPINTHEROOM Місяць тому +55

    “Andy take him outside”
    “wh- and SHOOT him?”

  • @PerfectYakon2219
    @PerfectYakon2219 2 місяці тому +88

    2:29 "stamp the damn form" that's me getting permission from my teachers to go a school field trip

  • @carlosallen5905
    @carlosallen5905 2 місяці тому +58

    "I dont like you but I respect the effort" 😅😂

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 2 місяці тому +88

    How is Soda Tax not on the list?
    "And this is a 512 ounce, which they call child size. How is this child size?"
    "Well it's the size of a small child... if the child were liquefied."

    • @SUM22MR
      @SUM22MR Місяць тому +4

      Because that wasn’t a cold open

  • @sparrowscratch
    @sparrowscratch 2 місяці тому +38

    14:07 I choose to believe when Ron said that, he was referring to Tom.

  • @Al-Rudigor
    @Al-Rudigor 2 місяці тому +11

    April's look into the camera, when she got the gun from Ron.😂

  • @armandodzulcab
    @armandodzulcab 2 місяці тому +65

    The best TV show in history

  • @joannadechenne6368
    @joannadechenne6368 2 місяці тому +8

    Ron Swanson is everything.

  • @gabelencucha1027
    @gabelencucha1027 2 місяці тому +136

    Unpopular opinion, but after lengthy deliberation I have to say Park and Rec is funnier than the Office.

    • @TH3LR
      @TH3LR 2 місяці тому +18

      Ehhhhh it's close and I genuinely accept your opinion but the office edges it out IMO

    • @mistifa2908
      @mistifa2908 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, that's a tough one!

    • @biroefraim268
      @biroefraim268 2 місяці тому +8

      @@TH3LRI’d say they are different flavors, but both are legendary

    • @heavy_peace8872
      @heavy_peace8872 2 місяці тому +7

      It's sooo close but PnR takes it for me too. It kept getting better and better all the way to the end, where the Office dipped a bit after Carrell left, plus they dropped the ball with Andy and Erin, that could have been the goofy version of Jim n Pam.

    • @mr.balloffur
      @mr.balloffur 2 місяці тому +10

      Parks and Rec is better because the writing was better and the acting is better.

  • @LukaWagner-ts8kf
    @LukaWagner-ts8kf 2 місяці тому +41

    lmao "how about Germany, they have never been the bad guys"

    • @itseperkele181
      @itseperkele181 Місяць тому +1

      Every Finn after that scene: torille

  • @smylesg
    @smylesg 2 місяці тому +17

    29:28 The fourth floor must have changed quite a bit by the time Ron and Diane get married.

  • @missmew5240
    @missmew5240 12 днів тому

    @ 48:22 The dramatic retrieval of his bugout bag was epic

  • @rigel92294
    @rigel92294 2 місяці тому +19

    PANCHO!!! 25:15

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 2 місяці тому +16

    I clicked this for "underrated cold opens" not best cold opens. I still stayed though.

  • @mavinajfan
    @mavinajfan 4 дні тому

    I still yell Pikitus! Like Leslie did at the end of that Halloween episode.

  • @HughJanus-w2k
    @HughJanus-w2k 2 місяці тому +17

    holy crap i’m never this early to a parks and rec video

  • @sisenor6841
    @sisenor6841 2 місяці тому +11

    Wait 10 min ago? I’m 4 min into the video already. I never been this early

  • @FeelTheDrive
    @FeelTheDrive 21 день тому +1

    Basically a whole new episode. Brilliant

  • @ftabah
    @ftabah 2 місяці тому +11

    Dog is at 13:25 you're welcome

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 2 місяці тому +7

    Hummingbirds also eat insects. Gotta have that protein and fat.

  • @miz_logo_lee
    @miz_logo_lee 6 днів тому

    The Pawnee Goddesses is Amy’s Mighty B character grown up.

  • @stephanieSkaHShady
    @stephanieSkaHShady Місяць тому

    This my fav one 🎉

  • @overseastom
    @overseastom Місяць тому +2

    Note for later - sample 2:55

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 2 місяці тому +13

    I'm still with Ben when it comes to Li'l Sebastian. 🤷

  • @amydearing9866
    @amydearing9866 Місяць тому +1

    19:07 is my favorite of all time. “oh my stars”

  • @joshpeveto805
    @joshpeveto805 Місяць тому +2

    WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH?!

  • @jjakehicks
    @jjakehicks 22 дні тому +1

    There are two towns in southwestern Indiana, Newburgh and Boonville... They could double as Eagleton and Pawnee. In the same county, all the money is in Newburgh and all the jokes are about Boonville... and Leslie just said, "The Acron of southwest Indiana."... js

  • @mairatariq8770
    @mairatariq8770 Місяць тому

    April is who I want 😊

  • @anglermatt
    @anglermatt Місяць тому +1

    Oh ron, cool baby.

  • @Lbig78
    @Lbig78 2 місяці тому +23

    Donna grabbing the teddy bear, and not caring that there was a camera in it, would have been a dream come true for me!

  • @NoThisIsPatches
    @NoThisIsPatches 2 місяці тому +4

    Jerry is the parks and rec equivalent of Meg in family guy

  • @dhruvbhattacharya365
    @dhruvbhattacharya365 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂❤

  • @shadofett7495
    @shadofett7495 2 місяці тому +1

    2:36 this is something I've always wanted to do to annoying people

  • @hannuala-olla4302
    @hannuala-olla4302 Місяць тому

    No, Tom, Ponies *are* little horses.

  • @killerpeech
    @killerpeech 14 днів тому

    How did john become sonic...

  • @Xx.bygracethrufaith
    @Xx.bygracethrufaith 10 днів тому

    pawnee: welcome german soldiers
    pawnee: welcome vietnamese soldiers
    pawnee: welcome taliban

  • @OnyxZ28
    @OnyxZ28 Місяць тому

    He also fell silent because he realized he was marrying Tammy 1

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO 3 дні тому

    Chocolate covered almonds in the bathroom?🤔🤨🤢

  • @railroadbill5879
    @railroadbill5879 2 місяці тому +2

    😊

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому +4

    I have some friends in New Zealand right now; I may have asked them to kidnap Lucy Lawless for me (Diane is perfect!)

    • @daniek9208
      @daniek9208 Місяць тому +1

      My first girl crush! Xena forever to me

  • @jshlstn1
    @jshlstn1 19 днів тому

    I'll remember this episode where the whole thing is about girls.Wanted to join the boy scouts and how wrong and sexist is.Thisat they're not allowed and yet.We're told in real life.How girl spaces need to be protected while boy?Spaces need to be more inclusive, so much for equality

  • @nefimendezhd
    @nefimendezhd 2 місяці тому +4

    Kathryn hahn screaming PONCHO will never not be funny to me.

  • @mr.balloffur
    @mr.balloffur 2 місяці тому +1

    Not the broken coffee maker? Epic fail

  • @ComputroniumMan
    @ComputroniumMan 2 місяці тому

    Wow, Sam Seder really brings the science to life in this alternate dimension! 🌌✨ Mr. Fun is the perfect companion for diving into these mind-bending concepts. Who knew learning could be this entertaining? Keep spreading the joy of knowledge, folks! 🎉🔬 #ScienceIsFun

  • @diegocastro632
    @diegocastro632 Місяць тому

    Football is boring, but its loved worldwide, not like gridiron

  • @Santafesack
    @Santafesack Місяць тому

    Hey Ron, what's it like having to fight all your sons fights yourself?

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 Місяць тому

    That was NOT a Sig Sauer .22cal. That was at least a 9mm.

  • @samcorcoran470
    @samcorcoran470 2 місяці тому +3

    Why does Ron have his baby in his office by himself for that joke that doesn't even work? It's like the only flaw in the entire show.

    • @MiosPanties
      @MiosPanties 2 місяці тому

      The babysitter was probably a child molester, or a communist. Or worse... friendly.

    • @lynthepanda
      @lynthepanda 2 місяці тому +16

      He doesn't like people to take care of his kid (babysitters cause he likes privacy) and his wife had to go back to work

    • @kingjellybean9795
      @kingjellybean9795 2 місяці тому +4

      The alternative is paying someone else to do something he can do... not today friend

    • @ststudios12345
      @ststudios12345 2 місяці тому +3

      Why is he watching his son?

    • @samcorcoran470
      @samcorcoran470 2 місяці тому

      @@ststudios12345 nobody has ever said honey, can you take the newborn baby to the office this morning? No way the kid was that old and she didn't know.

  • @andrewharris1965
    @andrewharris1965 Місяць тому

    8

  • @avery1234530
    @avery1234530 2 місяці тому +1

    The blonde gal from SNL, every scene and situation without her is funny.
    She ruins the show.

    • @kyletoons9821
      @kyletoons9821 Місяць тому

      You winder why no ine likes tou?

    • @MonicaA777
      @MonicaA777 Місяць тому

      So wrong her humor surpasses your human understanding. That’s why you don’t get it

    • @avery1234530
      @avery1234530 Місяць тому +1

      @MonicaA777 Nah.
      She just wasn't funny, not while on SNL or otherwise.
      I found everything else about the show to be humorous.
      She came off like an ad campaign for the DNC.
      When people watch a show to relax and laugh, the last thing they want to do is sit through a virtue signalling political commercial placed within the show.
      She is an epic fail, not unlike her political party.

    • @MonicaA777
      @MonicaA777 Місяць тому

      @@avery1234530buddy she wrote a lot snl skits even if she wasn’t in the scene she was involved which you most likely laughed at. You might be so brainwashed that you think she’s virtue signaling but even then seems like it’s just your conscious is tugged at and you dislike being told what the right thing is. Also Dems didn’t cause a pandemic and successfully fired dt in 2020. First president to not serve 2 full terms not because of age. Also trumps tax plan has been in place all of 2020-2024 his horrible policies got us in this mess

    • @gillieography
      @gillieography Місяць тому

      Bet you’re super fun at parties…