"We need to break the ribcage" *Simon goes for the bonesaw* "No, save the bonesaw, you might need that, go for the hammer" *Simon breaks open ribcage with hammer* "Okay, we need to cut those blood vessels now, use the bonesaw" Do you even surgeon?
"Oh wow, look at this skill. The skill of a surgeon." "Stabby stabby stabbyyy.......Stabby stabby stabbyyy......Stabby stabbyyyy.......Stabby stabby stabbyyyyy......Stabby stabby stabby......Stabbyyy...." BY FAR the greatest thing I have heard all week.
Close your eyes about two minutes before the end of the video and just listen to them grunting. You'd find it hard to believe they were playing a game.
The original version is free. Yes they did just release a retail version with new operations, mechanics, and improved gameplay. I loved the original and bought it as well. It is actually discounted on Steam for $6.99...
It's still free for petes sake...this version is the competition version,it was made in 48 hours Since this version "Exploded" with visitors and downloads,the devs took 48 DAYS to make a full on game,which is not free because us developers need to eat too!
So...... Removing 6 ribs his lungs and filling his chest cavity with at least 3 scalpels and the dumping a heart into a mucked up excuse for a person is A++ work?
yeah, I don't think I'd hire a guy who accidentally sticks his hand in somebody's chest cavity, ALONG WITH GLASS AND TWO SCALPELS, smash his ribcage open with a hammer, throw his lungs aside, and cut clumsily around the heart with a scalpel.
I just saw a commercial for health insurance before this video started. It kind of scared me knowing how badly these two were going to fuck up right after seeing that add...
Dear yogscast...it would make me so happy and im pretty sure many other fans would like to see you guys play one of the slender games....pllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeee???????!!!!!! :D
Hahaha! Reckon this is their funniest video ever lol. Love how it said looks fine to me when he had no ribs and no lungs and his heart wasnt connected LOL
the lesson is if you need heart surgery and simon shows up just make sure you have no more need for your lungs or ribs
Good call!
+manatric myatt Or brain or kidneys, just to be safe.
Oh wow, the nostalgia
It just gets worse 😭😭
No seriously🙃
9:08 - 10:18, close your eyes LOL
close your eyes for 10:50 - 11:00
degillin XD
"We need to break the ribcage"
*Simon goes for the bonesaw*
"No, save the bonesaw, you might need that, go for the hammer"
*Simon breaks open ribcage with hammer*
"Okay, we need to cut those blood vessels now, use the bonesaw"
Do you even surgeon?
4:34 I love the way Simon said 'Jesus Christ'
Everything after the 10:50 minute mark just sounded wrong if u had ur eyes closed lol
So true
Ani Boja heheheheh lol
9:07-9:35 just listen with your eyes closed
Simon starts off saying "I don't think I am qualified for this" ends up getting an A++ Rating and saying he's found his new profession...
my gran had sergery for her hip im glad simon wasnt the doctor
How is that A++ ?!?!?
anyone watching in 2016?
+Sheedha Chohan Indeed, I am
Ditto
No I'm watching in 2013
Jude Walkergleeson oh well that's a shame
Summer 2016
"Oh wow, look at this skill. The skill of a surgeon."
"Stabby stabby stabbyyy.......Stabby stabby stabbyyy......Stabby stabbyyyy.......Stabby stabby stabbyyyyy......Stabby stabby stabby......Stabbyyy...."
BY FAR the greatest thing I have heard all week.
You don't want to know how much I laughed during this video. You guys are the best!
You are the first person on UA-cam to complete it
You guys should make a mini series out of this. It is SO funny
The worst nightmare imaginable: Simon being your surgeon
Close your eyes about two minutes before the end of the video and just listen to them grunting. You'd find it hard to believe they were playing a game.
Dear Simon, you are now qualified to be a real surgeon.
*Gives diploma*
Only Simon can dislodge the lung without losing any blood.
Lewis: "I think we've found your new profession" **Massive Eye Roll. LOL!
this is probably the best I've seen anyone do this... :P
have not blinked in 1 hour i cant because i cant stop watching the Yogscast
Trucking tuesday, fan friday, can you not have enouJESUS I JUST REALIZED HOW AWESOME THAT COULD BE
You forgot that before droping glass in, you have to shove your hand under his ribs into his chest cavity and attempt to pull out a lung.
"that green thing?," the greatest quote of dr.Honydews 12 min. carrear
Love how the lung is still working even thought its just been ripped out
No matter how fucked up your day is Simon can cheer you up
The original version is free. Yes they did just release a retail version with new operations, mechanics, and improved gameplay. I loved the original and bought it as well. It is actually discounted on Steam for $6.99...
You can't even imagen the amount of laugh that i had with that comment of yours, so thank you
It's still free for petes sake...this version is the competition version,it was made in 48 hours
Since this version "Exploded" with visitors and downloads,the devs took 48 DAYS to make a full on game,which is not free because us developers need to eat too!
No lungs no ribs and you through a heart in and he lives....amazing :D
I guarantee that if the heart was a Jaffa Cake, Simon would have had it out in the first two minutes.
I love how it said "HAMMER TIME" when he smashed his lungs and ribs with a hammer
For some reason the playlist seen on mobile devices was removed. Weird
oh my god this is brilliant, the yogscast never fail to make me cry with laughter
You couldnt be a cardio sergion even if you wanted to Simon. You couldnt be any sergion with you going "STABBY STABBY STABBY" its THE TRUTH
Its alright everyone, he's still breathing. The lungs are moving and everything's great!
-Dr.Honeydew
simon u are soooo funny i want to meet u in person my days are bad but when i watch your vids my day is full of happiness so thank u
this is the funniest game ive seen you guys play
Watching this is sooooo painful
'I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school'
Note to self: next time you need surgery, MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE none of the surgeons are giggling Englishmen.
Simon is the only one who can glitch his hand inside a mans rib cage xD
*smashes rib cage* Lewis: OH MY GOD!!! Simon: Jesus Christ!!!
I've watched this video several times, and only now noticed the backdrop behind Lewis and Simon.
So...... Removing 6 ribs his lungs and filling his chest cavity with at least 3 scalpels and the dumping a heart into a mucked up excuse for a person is A++ work?
if simon was a doctor, he would be sued daily for malpractice
Simon:can I grab the heart? Lewis: no Me:YOLO *grabs heart* *kills the patient*
You guys HAVE to do this game again!
I love how he just shoves his hand in some guys organs at the beginning
Theses honestly make my day!
Such medical qualification:"NURSE!!! help me hold this knife!" lol
After his surgery he luckily grew back his lungs
Well done Simon you threw one of the lungs on the gound and the other one on glass A++ indeed.
my wrist actually hurt when he held the surgeon's at that funny angle.
I had to pause it several times to stop myself from dying of laughter
*Watches Video* *Reads Comment Below* *Thinks* "Spell Fail"
"That Looked Safe Can u operate on me"
I love how they never use the green screen for backgrounds.
Sometimes the funniest part of these videos is watching Simon laugh.
I think these guys have proven that real surgery is considerably easier.
Simon will ALWAYS play and destroy organs.
yeah, I don't think I'd hire a guy who accidentally sticks his hand in somebody's chest cavity, ALONG WITH GLASS AND TWO SCALPELS, smash his ribcage open with a hammer, throw his lungs aside, and cut clumsily around the heart with a scalpel.
did anyone else notice the lung growing and shrinking like he was actually breathing?
This is the best surgeon simulator i've ever seren :D
That moment of suspence when simons trying to grab the heart
Game: looks fine to me.Me: of course there's only the heart in his body
lewis screams at simon telling him what to do and simon is just like putting his hands in everythng XD
Just imagine them as acual doctor irl, trying to do surgery, and it becomes 20 times as funny.
You removed both his lungs, all his ribs and used his chest cavity as a bloody cupboard, and you got A++?
When he threw the heart, a Scrubs quote came to mind:
"We were done with that one, right?"
this game is exactly what i do when i'm bored, but then in real life
Thanks for the nightmares! :D
Thank you, for saying what is on screen.
I hope I don't ever get Simon for a surgeon.
Imagine seeing simon when you wake up in hospital
The lung that flew away was still breating!
Simon ripped out his lung and he didn't lose a drop of blood...
His lung is still breathing when Simon takes it out
Notice how his lung keeps rotating even after the hand is ripped out of his rib cage.....
If I ever see Simon in a hospital when I need surgery I will be like, "No, no fly
I think I'll have nightmares of Simon and Lewis doing surgery on me
Well done guys!
it was nice knowing you.
I like how the lungs are still pumping when there out of the body ( :
I just saw a commercial for health insurance before this video started. It kind of scared me knowing how badly these two were going to fuck up right after seeing that add...
Simon if i ever needed surgery you will be the last surgeon i hire
I don't think an ubercharge could have saved him.
The yogscast hospital
CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT OUT ALIBE
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Simon moved his lung through his robs
well, at least I know I dont want SImon and Lewis to be my surgeon when i need a heart transplant
This is the new UK "Stop Smoking" advert.
It's more realistic than your Call Of Duty, fan boy
Lewis-Simon hand me the heart
Simon-Ok [ gives a jaffa ]
Lewis- there wait a second he's a jaffa man!!!!
Simon-OM OM NUM NUM NUM
Have u guys played the full release yet?
Dear yogscast...it would make me so happy and im pretty sure many other fans would like to see you guys play one of the slender games....pllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeee???????!!!!!!
:D
Hahaha! Reckon this is their funniest video ever lol. Love how it said looks fine to me when he had no ribs and no lungs and his heart wasnt connected LOL
Can you please swear to NEVER do surgery on me, Simon
Your shows are great and who needs lungs and the lugs looked puffing too :) :d
We got ourselves a badass over here!