CWCki Reading Quadruple Feature | Obesity, Nutrition, Hair, Teeth
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- Christian Weston Chandler, known lovingly as Chris Chan by many, is easily the most documented person in history. With a website dedicated to documenting his every move, it's unsurprising that there is a plethora information about his worst faults, including his eating habits and overall hygiene. In this video, we'll be going over a slew of pages that cover his most apparent physical faults.
Part of CWCki Reading.
#rogueinternetman #lolcow #chrischan
-- -- LINKS -- --
Patreon - / roguemanyt
Merch Store - rogues-merch-s...
-- -- TRACK LIST -- --
Entire track list in chronological order. No repeat entries.
Bike Race 1 - Shawn Lee, Rockstar Games, Bully Official Soundtrack
Cheap Talk - Abelard
Martian - Spamtron
Plexiglass Lockbox - Spamtron
Toon TV - Crystal Dynamics, Gex: Enter The Gecko Soundtrack
Better Off Alone (8bit mix by TechnoBabble) - Alice Deejay
Hunting Season - Crystal Dynamics, Gex: Enter The Gecko Soundtrack
Nightcall (16 Bit Remix by Artur Andreevich) - Kavinsky
Steal the T20 - Take A Daytrip, Rockstar Games, Grand Theft Auto Online Import/Export Soundtrack, Mixed by ThatScore
(Not) The Finale - Take A Daytrip, Rockstar Games, Grand Theft Auto Online Import/Export Soundtrack, Mixed by ThatScore
Clueless In Seattle - Crystal Dynamics, Gex: Deep Cover Gecko Soundtrack
Title Screen - Crystal Dynamics, Gex: Deep Cover Gecko Soundtrack
Buy Mode 1 (Mall Rat) - Jerry Martin, Marc Russo, Maxis, Electronic Arts, The Sims Official Soundtrack
There Might Be Coffee (BARx 8bit Cover) - Deadmau5
Ocean Drive - Miami Nights 1984
Dance in Space - Abelard
-- -- SPECIAL THANKS -- --
Chris Chan
Any and all contributors to the CWCki
The Farms
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I fight my depression by reasoning that: if I don't brush my teeth today, Chris Chan wins
Damn. That is legitimately motivating.
Hey that's my reason to take my meds every day!
Thx for the tip!
I truly don’t understand how these cows don’t brush their teeth, Daniel Larson being an exception.
A lot of them are on drugs / have executive dysfunction. They don't care about it. Daniel lost all his teeth from smoking meth
@@notveryintelligent6239
Ah I see our rent is due, this time we got a quadruple
EITHER PAY UP OR I SHOW MY COCK AND GET YOU BANNED😂
Next option is to sell the goat
@@KodiaxeMusic2.50 is best we can offer.
It's better than the things I have to do when me rent is due
Da ps quadruple
The economy must really be in shambles if Rogue has to do a QUADRUPLE future to afford essentials like food, water, and Gordon Freeman fleshlights.
Tf you mean Gordon Freeman fleshlights
@@Cryros_sphere He means fleslights of Gordon Freeman
@@steele_heart77 Link?
freaky metrocop be like: throw back that can 😈
The fact that his physique vastly improved due to a prison diet is a bad reflection of how poorly he takes care of himself
The first thing Chris probably did when he got out of jail was spend his welfare money on McDonalds.
@@BaconMaken 700 Big Macs
@@BaconMaken cwc was probably like puppychan when they said "pups gotta eat"
@@BaconMaken Probably ordering it the same way as Big Smoke.
@@finnheisenheim8274or going down to the Heart Attack Grill. That's a point. Has Chris ever been there?
Chris Chan: Everyone, I am the pinnacle of health!
*Ren and Stimpy style close up of every health issue in sight.*
Sonichu: **Looks in Horror**
*flapjack scream*
**a bird falls out of the sky in disgust.**
*cue Biggyman and the screaming Mimis from Splatterhouse 2 shattering glass from 100 miles away *
*cartoon foghorn sound effect*
@@dr.altoclef9255 goooohoooo
Forget rent, someone ordered 5 Guys and has 24 hours to come up with the cash
Considering it costs at least £50 per burger, that's feasible.
Yeah, Rogue really needed five guys all up in him that night. Shame about their pimp.
Is that 5 guys, for bumming??
As soon as Rogue concudes the order, MGS1 styled Alert theme plays.
@@catcrimes80 Solid Snake would like to know your location ‼️❗️❕
The "Power" he got from the water bottle was probably just his body detoxing after finally receiving water and not litres and litres of soft drinks every day, he probably just had healthy energy for once hahaha
Wouldn't surprise me.
His body’s like “OH GOD FINALLY-“
someone took the waterboy a bit too seriously
And used the healthy energy boost to run to the grocery store to get packs of cola.
barb never cooking for chris again after they denied her spaghetti isa very barb action
It's so simple but it's my favorite Barb story. Quintessential petty emotionally broken mother shenanigans
@cocc_goblin my mum was a useless, emotionally abusive drunk who was passed out half the time and never taught me how to cook, but damn even she'd be horrified of Barb.
Could you imagine seeing young Chris ordering super size meal while Morgan Spurlock and the cameraman document his 10 week on the McDonald’s diet
RIP Morgan.
Died of cancer just recently. Only 53 years old.
@@FuryanJedi13I'm blaming the Mac dunald
Sick reality if that happened, Morgan unfortunately perishes and we are left in a world where Chris undeservedly roams free, and that perverted freak Fogle still undeservedly still draws breath.
Holy shit I remember seeing that movie in school when I was 14. Memories man.
didnt that guy die recently
How else is he going to pay off the debt from Mel's crippling Sims addiction?
As if she and I would pay for the sims ;)
@RogueInternetMan as the late Stefan Karl Stefannson said, do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
@@RogueInternetManthis man won’t give EA a penny. Applaud him damnit!!!
Rogue if you're struggling you can just say so, then we'll all laugh at you for being poor.
😂😂😂😂
“I used nair on my legs, arms, nipples and pubic area”
There’s warning labels for a reason, but bold of me to assume Chris actually reads something that isn’t what he wrote lmao
Chris writing a letter in both english and "spanish" and giving sonichu a sombrero on the spanish side is peak comedy.
I listened to the entire premiere while at work. So technically, the internet man helped me pay rent
And you helped the internet man pay his rent, everybody wins!
Doesn’t surprise me that the first thing Chris does when leaving jail with all that lost weight is speed run to get it back through junk.
Not even fucking around
Daniel Larson and Chris really motivated me to rebuild my oral hygiene routine
King Cobra is so horrifying in that aspect that Larson and Chris are basically normal compared to him.
Cyrax whole front row turned into a gaping maw column of calculus tarter.
@@pinkpugginzcyrax’s teeth reminds me of a WoW ghoul
Proud of you big guy. You should watch King cobra jfs too
@@pinkpugginz Oh, God, the trench mouth.
Imagine having a Wikipedia style website that criticizes every aspect of your life.
For anyone else, it would be a motivator to get their shit together. But for Chris, it just exists to spite his ego and he’ll never change.
Very sad and goes to show to alot of people not to be a Chris Chan.
One time I did a huge huge troll op, and was one of the trolls exposed and thought I would be on ED and felt so embarrassed if that was to happen and after that never did anything very impacting on the internet.
Rogue needs money so we can rent Chuck E. Cheese for Rogue-Con.
We gotta rent the whole place out so Jude and I can have our wedding officiated by a dying animatronic and then seal Asterik in the ball pit.
[insert "rent's due" comment here]
0:40 - Obesity
15:15 - Chris and nutrition
25:34 - Hair
36:32 - Fangs
Thank you Meaty
I like that astriek just reused the sonichu face and body for rosechu and just mirrored it, and it's still more creative than anything chris made up!
I mean. That's all the Sonichus are: recolors
Not that hard to do when the bar is in the Mariana Trench.
No duh, also just noticed the amethyst ring on CWC as well. Thank god he has his TRUE and HONEST power source.
I dont care who you are, but every time you feel bad about yourself, just remember that chris exists
I do that to motivate myself to go to work/training/therapy etc. so far it works, I'm still better than him
Chris genuinely makes me fear reincarnation is real and this wretched creature is me in my other life.
@BreeGratsy Thennn you probably wouldn't be here right now 🫡
The relationship with food is worst than the food. The constant need for instant gratification and convenience.
Also, I'm sure he got that attitude from his parents, because they were retired as lazy af about cooking. Especially Barb.
i can only cook peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
@@clarity425 I genuinely think if you just ate pb&j diet you'd turn out better than Chris, which isn't saying much but hey
@clarity425 as a kid raised by an idiot drunk for a single mother who never taught me how to cook, my nan taught me and I mostly figured it out through trial and error. I suppose I can cook, but I'm kinda lazy. I can make hunters chicken and consider myself a one note chef at the least. Which makes us way better than Chris.
Fun fact: Chris actually suffers from hypotonia (extremely low muscle tone) which is why he tires out so easily from even minimal movement like standing in place.
How would you treat hypotonia if let's say you had Chris Chan raised by proper parents whom are also autistic (preferably with "asperger's syndrome" i.e around level 1 autism.)
@@BarakonI’m not sure of the specifics, but hypotonia can happen in autistic people. It doesn’t usually get worse so you can do physical therapy to build that up.
Chris Chan is a motivation for me, he's the reason why I take my medications, do a single-lap bike, and dance every single day.
Same here. Markiplier got me to go out and do kickboxing, and Chris Chan damn sure as hell ensures I'm keeping healthy! Do it to spite Chris.
dancing on the pole
@@Phoebe5448 His augmented delusions, and the deteriorating mental health wouldn't cause him much of a deal, since he's out of his mind. Plus, it's wayy further from how he can deal with it from then as compared to now, his big ego, a mind of a six-year-old trapped inside an middle-aged man, which no wonder why he never learns to deal with real responsibilities. (e.g. being financially-responsible, doing chores, etc.)
@@Phoebe5448 Well, his augmented delusions, along with his deteriorating psychological health wouldn't be that much of a deal to him anyway. Plus, it's been a looong time from how he could deal with this stuff from then compared to now, he's more a "six-year-old trapped inside a middle-aged man's body", and combined with "autism" that can't be more different which he hates change.
He's in the second stage of grief at this point, because he's been trying to make excuses like that 'MLP G5 is some type of Russian propaganda' bullshit, and I wouldn't exactly pinpoint how his mind may slowly disintegrate over the next coming years, or will he'd be still alive in due to his atrocious lifestyle and influence.
@YLSB3TA_PH very true. I doubt Chris will make it to 50
*rent due joke*
Babe wake up, Rogue dropped a CWC Short film.
Rogue, please do a CWCki reading on Chris and art. Chris's artistic talent is one of the central elements of Chris Chan lore.
Thank you for mentioning that the BMI scale isnt entirely accurate. That shit is luracris
Yes it said Tom Cruise was overweight when he was buff and short.
It’s like unless you’re perfectly perfectly average (and I think generally guys have a more accurate result anyway) it’s weird
99.9% of people who whine about BMI are disgustingly fat slobs who blame everything on anything but their diet.
It's a basically just a very very rough estimate of body fat
Did you mean ludicrous?
Chris chan is what is making me tidy up and lose weight. I dont want to end up anywhere near his godly physique.
Coward
When you find out your BMI is higher than Chris Chan's 💀
But hey at least I can lift a 12 pack
Too be fair, mine is higher then his also but we luckily are not built like an overflowing jello cup
Not sure where I fit since I started focusing on muscle strength.
@@dr.altoclef9255 same, I got that dad bod with a good bit of muscle mass, but could stand to lose a bit of mass.
Yeah, I've been a martial artist for nearly 9 years now, I'm still a little chubby and overweight, but I know I get back to being slim. But Chris is the best motivation.
Chris was one of the reasons why i started trying to lose weight
QUADRUPLE, something tells me Rogue is paying a shark loan
This is a good thing to listen to at the gym. I'm fat, but I'm working on it.
Godspeed friend 🫡
Same here, man. Been a martial artist for nearly ten years now. I admit I have a sweet tooth and I'm pretty pudgey, but knowing I'm far more healthy than Chris will ever be gives me hope.
I can't a make a clever joke about his rent being due so here's a poorly done homer emoticon ((_8^(|)
Huh, amature
(!_!)
This makes me happy^^
This is actually pretty clever, good job
I'll try marge c==8^I)
@@BurgertubeFounder bart Σ:VI
Constant fast food and lipitor is a terrible combination. The smell in that bathroom must be horrendous.
Rogue needs some money for his glass burgers. Shits not cheap.
Soda didn't hydrate well in Falll Out New Vegas, either.
God, i can hear that video of Chris eating that pizza. It angers me
I can hear his lips smacking together whilst chewing with an open mouth and speaking with his mouth full of pizza
I’ve seen cows eat better than Chris
I mean, to be fair to Chris, his teeth is more menacing than the ordinary person's.
Probably higher chance of getting infected if he did bite someone.
Yeah, Chris' weight is mostly fat. If you've ever seen a clip of him trying to flex, it's obvious he has no muscles to speak of. That 45% body fat figure is not surprising at all.
It's also been suggested he has hypotonia, which is a lack of or having very low muscle tone. Combined with his obesity and bad diet, you get Chris.
Guys we should totally make jokes about our resident Internet Man needing CWC bucks for his box, it'd be funny
Chris is definitely insane if he thinks those stale, dry peices of bread are the best part of a salad.
I mean the herbs and spices and the crunch crunch are nice in the salad, varies up the texture but that’s like…just part of the salad.
@@dr.altoclef9255 You can use fresh herbs & spices for a similar effect.
I mean,I like them in a Caeser Salad with some cheese and the dressing on it
Of course chris would use a 2 in 1 shampoo
I switched from a 2 in 1 when I noticed it wasn’t doing any better than just the shampoo and conditioner in separate bottles. My hair actively felt worse using one of those every man jack 2 in 1.
I do TwT
@crimsondynamo615 I unfortunately used to use axe 2 in 1 just like Chris when I was I was in high-school. But all it did was make my hair more matted and greasy than it would've been if I hadn't showered at all
Rogue everytime he goes to record another CWC vid: "And just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"
Rogue’s landlord eating well tonight
The Quadruple Feature is so Rogue can afford the Propainkenator and the Quadruple Quarter Pounder.
Quadruple? Like the bypass Chris is gonna need sooner rather than later
I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.
Of course, even if it did, Chris will still learn nothing from it.
I think he lost enough in jail that it rebooted his sonichu system
I'll be astonished if he makes it to 50 or 60 at this point.
I may be losing some teeth, and am overweight, but I am healthier than Chris.
So instead of putting the money towards rent, you're gonna spend it on more hamsters to chuck at walls? Based
41:14 - 41:19 *"Their blood will be on your hands... well, technically, it will be on the wall, but you caused that."*
That "technically" bit ... 😂
Whenever I think about all the times Chris lies about his weight and fitness, I remind myself of how he tried and failed to do a single solitary pull up. He's a professional goal post mover but the pure reality he realized is that he is too weak and too fat to pull up his own body weight just once.
I did a parkour class once for 6 weeks and I was surprised that I could do about 5 pull ups fairly easily. I've struggled with my weight before but at least I got that up from Chris!! I'm also 5"2 so I guess that might make a difference too. But suck it, Chris!!
I haven't seen a UA-cam comment section with this many members present and commenting. This is a really supportive group of people you got here, Rogue. Really happy for you!
Barbara the Barber. I'm surprised no troll has given her that nickname.
My irl surname is a variation of barber and idk how I feel about that
"You look like you need to pay rent. I can fix that."
Nutrition starts with nut
-chris probably
As terrible as this may sound, lolcows actually inspire me to be a better person.
I can't really judge my boy Chris for this. My Church did a lunch thing today and I ate two sandwiches, two long candy sticks, chips and two pumpkin pies lol.
Take it from me, I walk 5 miles a day everyday but Sunday, and I'm still fairly fat. Eat good.
Nice touch on Asterik's part to add glass into the burger for the thumbnail, just a shame Chris never actually ate one of Rogue's patented Glass Burgers
Barb the Barber ❤💈💇♀️
I was just procrastinating my pushups, shower, and getting ready so this'll help
Haven't done these in a while. I guess with getting 4 articles out the way you can justifiably take a long break again.
Cannot wait to spew everywhere cause I know from the title alone it’s gonna be gross
How long before you vommed?
@@killerbouquet3220 Soon as I saw his tits a minute or so in I threw up my dinner
As an autistic adult, I'm horrified by Chris' lack of concern for his own well-being. My sister (also autistic) leaves a lot of garbage around, and while she's much more functional than Chris (job, can handle money), it's bad for her health too.
Me: be homeless and unemployed
See Chris Chan
Get an associates degree, get employed at a defense contractor and join the Air Force
The knowledge of Chris Chan made me turn my life completely around in a few years.
Same man. Markiplier got me into getting my butt in gear to do martial arts, Chris makes me so glad that I'm nothing like him. Sure, I'm currently unemployed and still live at home. But I do my best to be healthy.
Rent is upon our dear rogue!
new cwcki reading dropped on my birthday? nice 😎
Better pay that rent on time, BOY!
i still can’t believe how much this channel is a diamond in the rough. you’re so funny unfiltered. i found u about a year or so ago and i stayed for ur commentary on ur streams. thank u so much for continuing ur channel no matter how many views they get. so funny and so inspiring.
Excellent choice of soundtrack, Rogue.
CWC never changes
Nice one Rogue, no shame in milking a prize lolcow
Im trying to lose weight and this is really encouraging for me to stay away from fast food. Gonna go make a fruit bowl now thanks chris-chan
Chris is not particularly gluttonous, but he has a poor diet; his meals are either fast or frozen.
That said, it's a miracle his cholesterol is so low.
I have an idea do the wiki about art. there’s a lot of interesting subjects on how his skills never improves and his ego thinking he’s the best artist
There’s a difference between Chris and Caseoh, Caseoh enjoys the jokes and doesn’t let it get to him, while Chris will lie and cope when faced criticism or call for improvement.
Yes! Caseoh is in on the joke and purposefully reacts to it in a comedically extreme way. Chris isn’t in on the “joke” but reacts in the same way, that’s what separates a funny person from a lolcow.
Ah yes, our friendly reminder to pay our bills is back
Sup beetchiz, SUP BEETCHIZ!!! Im talkin bout da PS quadruple
Chris really on that kappamaxxing route in early appearances
Good shit, I always like cwc videos to sleep to
Chris refusing to except being fat was their first delusion.
200+ lbs is nowhere near an appropriate weight for a 5'11 guy
I'm 6'1, weigh 185-190lbs *with* muscle, and I'd still consider myself overweight cause I have a bit of a tummy
Chris Chan is gonna need a quadruple bypass from all the fast food he eats😭
18:03
One must remember that Ketchup is a vegetable according to the US government.
Yes and no, in 1981's proposed rule changes for school lunch requirements there was a plan to adjust what would be considered a vegetable but ketchup never actually was part of the list of proposals. Pickle relish was actually part of the proposal, but that is much closer to what it is derived from (an actual vegetable, the cucumber) than ketchup, which is derived from tomatoes, and those are fruits, not vegetables.
Every time I think I've heard everything horrifying about Chris, something new to me resurfaces to haunt my nightmares. I'm pretty sure putting Nair on one's nipples was used by the CIA if the waterboarding didn't work. OW.
I'm so glad my pets motivate me to get up and go. It's easily the most fun exercise you can have, it doesn't even feel like work at that point.
And I'm a person who loves to play video games and each junk food as a treat.
Watching this while playing Big Big run on Splatoon 3, its boutta be a good night lads
Another cwcki reading, but this time, four articles. Rent must be high this month.
I'm 5ft 11 and actually thick boned, I weigh around 16 Stone which is about 101kg and I was around 25 Stone, which is Obese, now I'm just thicc
Looks like Rouge lost big at the casino this week.
Quadruple feature cus he’s gonna need a quadruple bypass
im a 229 pound, 6’2 and still growing 16 year old and i dont even look fat. sometimes i think of myself as a fat loser, but then i remember chris exists, and i know that no matter what i do, i know that i wont ever end up like him.
You’re really tall for a 16 year old lol
I'm 5"2, ten years younger than Chris, and I've struggled with my weight since I was 16. I did lose it at one point and I do fluctuate. But I try to do my martial arts classes at least 4 nights a week, 6-8 hours a week and I try to eat healthy. I have a sweet tooth but I do my best to cut it out and don't eat fast food very much. You're doing good, bro. Chris ensures that.
Though fortunately for Chris and Unfortunately for us, we expect Chris to live well into his 80s
Considering Bob lived until 84 with his heart issues. I hope Chris won't make it to 50.
Will there be a remake/updated version of Chris and the Law?
He just always has to get his food cwcly
Is that burger in the thumbnail... Moldy?
CWC aside, holly shit, BMI's origins are so fucking stupid it's both funny and terrifying
Rogue needs the money to put together a Donkey Show for the fourth of July
Hey Phil, rent's due.
I could go for one of Rouge's famous Glass Burgers after this
Obesity with some muscle is probably healthier than weighing too little.
That's true. But Chris Chan has tiny muscles.
Depends
I'm 5"2 and a little overweight currently. About maybe 20 pounds over. But I'm starting to get definition in my biceps and calves because I do my martial arts classes.
Quadruple, just like the bypass he’ll need