Nina: "hi John! can you speak" John: "Yes, can you hear me" Nina" "Yes, Can you hear me" No Nina, he can't hear you he just read your mind and knew when to talk.
tbh in the 80's there was no computers to look back to unless you count some IBM stuff. but now there are computers we can look back too and the way they worked compared to new computers is just mostly interesting. mostly to kids tho, who dont even know what a "Floppy Disk" is
addition- *realizes that computers couldnt multitask back then* "I mean... lots of time to sit around and do NOTHING AT ALL CAUSE COMPUTERS ARE OUR LIVES OF THE FUTURE! ha ha ha"
Zoom! - instruction manual. You will need a couple materials for this. 1. A camera for us to stalk you. 2. A microphone to stalk your voice. 3. A computer, so you can allow the access of stalking. 4. Our program, Stalk!
The pandemic would be so much worse if it happened in the 80s. Without the ability to work or learn from home, society wold be screwed no matter what in that situation.
@@common_raj Well, those end credits include greetings, open source images, pixabay images or some recordings people send us. But editing, programming, the VO, etc. is just my wife and I.
"Wear whatever you want" That's better than Zoom in 2020's, since I have to show myself properly under a camera instead of a still picture. It's a pity.
you can disable video and have your profile pic show up, or if you dont watch the coworkers looking at a portrait, then you can share screen, and go onto a full sizedpicture.
In 1988, Zoom really came into its own, commercially and artistically. It has a whole new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the conversations a big boost. Hey, Paul!
6:54 " oh and it would even save the day during a crises situation imagine that everybody had to work from home because a pandemic conquers the world not thats gonna happen "high pitched laughter" yeah so ironic lmao
Have you tried "QEMM"? It is a DOS software that can expand your memory magically up to 635 kilobytes, isn't that great?? I can share you a shareware copy through BBS if you want :-)
@@adamsaintgermain6622 Yes, but you should not use it along with Doublespace due to a bug found in MS-DOS 6.2. For this case please wait until February 2021 when Microsoft will release the long-awaited MS-DOS 6.22 with a new tool called "Drivespace" ;-)
Great video. And I'm sorry in advance..., I can't help myself. Back in the day of external modems, they primarily used serial connections to the PC, not parallel. Not saying it isn't possible, just not typical. I'm really sorry, it was just gnawing at me. Keep up the great work!
Kinda makes me wonder what would happen if SARS-CoV-2 transferred onto humans in the 80s. The internet made the lockdown bearable, but at a time before the internet??v
This is just a ridiculously over complicated way of using the phone's built in conference calling feature. The only thing this software would do is display the images on screen lol. This was very funny, great work!
Nina: "hi John! can you speak"
John: "Yes, can you hear me"
Nina" "Yes, Can you hear me"
No Nina, he can't hear you he just read your mind and knew when to talk.
Read more does nothing
Hahahaha
reversing expectation and minds
Lol
666 Likes intresting...
"Then hit the Enter key." Registers 4 on the Richter scale.
Loooooooool
da tech boi yeah more like 382
"It'll only take about 50 minutes."
Boy, I remember those days.
They still exist on modern game update files.
*o n l y ;)*
The new COD:MW is 200GB lol
@@aidancommentingonly takes me 10 minutes to download 200gb
@@GrizzleyUA-cam People were complaining about MSFS2020 taking 9 hours to download a 90GB installation... is your connection in the Tbps or something
1980s: "future computers are going to be amazing!"
2021: "old computers are amazing!"
funny isn't it
tbh in the 80's there was no computers to look back to unless you count some IBM stuff.
but now there are computers we can look back too and the way they worked compared to new computers is just mostly interesting.
mostly to kids tho, who dont even know what a "Floppy Disk" is
@@TurliTheCat C64 in 1982, Macintosh in 1984, just to name a few
Edit, just realized that's not what you meant lol
@@Shadow__X no that’s what I meant-
yea well the iMac G3 looks amazing so
3:42 *keyboard slamming intensifies*
6:02 *more keyboard slamming*
lol
Loli
*just type control, m and type the person's name*
*crack*
Thanks everybody!
No I’m thanking you
-haha I’m such a madlad-
Wow
your welcome
You sounded like let me explain studios
No, thank you for entertaining us!
The sound of Nina's Keyboard tapping sounds like she is about to throw her computer any second.
yeah
PENNY
It sounded like a wii fell on the ground
lol
My mom types that way lol typewriter style
if memes was invented in the 1800's
Several people suggested it and I will consider it.
*hmm*
1800s? Not 80s? So like Shakespeare style memes?
1980`s*
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!* We are finally about to see what would memes look like if it started a decade ago before it started
7:00-7:06
2020: "Like there's gonna be a pandemic" ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT
:o a Heart
Hold up
did you steal my comment?
@@funey9541 nah, made it up
@@OliverBroke i did it first... I'm Fine you can do this dont even need to credit me
This channel is so underrated. The quality and everything deserves millions of subs
"It should take 50 mins, lots of time to do anything!"
it says 15 but ok
@@tauon_ Wrong scene
addition-
*realizes that computers couldnt multitask back then*
"I mean... lots of time to sit around and do NOTHING AT ALL CAUSE COMPUTERS ARE OUR LIVES OF THE FUTURE! ha ha ha"
Cooper Stinson i mean you couldnt do much back then on a computer either so
@@cd_zr Wow. That's hilarious /s
Zoom! - instruction manual.
You will need a couple materials for this.
1. A camera for us to stalk you.
2. A microphone to stalk your voice.
3. A computer, so you can allow the access of stalking.
4. Our program, Stalk!
yes, I’ve been looking forward to this *program*
-schools
Schools: INVEST
Sell that data.
Lifeinvader be like.
@@chickeninabox this is not China sir
This video was 100% worth the wait :D
Thank you for your patience.
UA-cam: do you wanna see what zoom would look like if it was made in the 1900s?
Me: I can’t ignore this offer.
"Phone conferencing is expensive, so Zoom invented an affordable system that you can buy for only *$125* "
Well to be fair you only have to do it once
yeah but the subscription fee coast 5 dollars a month which is 60 dollars per year.
what really gets me is that its $125 not even with our current money value but in /80s/ money value. good god 😩
@@archery411 that's around 300 dollars now
Please, don't call the American phone number in the video. Only call it if you need free relationship advice.
I bet people will lol
Edit: I called it and it definitely was not a rick roll
*proceeds to call the American phone number as an American*
Well if I wasn't calling it before, I'm definitely calling it now.
@@aadisethu you lied to me how could you
haha I’m british
Who else remembers zoomboxes? Ah, thoses were the days.
Um sorry but zom did t exist in 1988
Nah jk
@@flareblox921 it's been almost an hour, have you realized that this is a joke?
@@riceexe yes I do I was just pretending to be a dumb kid
@@ROMZERD Redditor
You forgot that everyone in your neighborhood dialing that phone number can get in your meeting
Ultinate zoom trolling in the 80s
lol
"now you'll hear a lot of sounds."
*the screams of a broken computer*
The pandemic would be so much worse if it happened in the 80s. Without the ability to work or learn from home, society wold be screwed no matter what in that situation.
What do you think they did in 1918?
Let alone if a pandemic happened in 1350.
@@MultiRobotnik "Damn it! Someone shot down my mail pigeon, now I'll never get my parchments done in time! The priest sure is going to kill me!"
Ft "measles" of the 90s
@@MikeJ2023 They died.
"What's your favorite movie?"
"The Room"
"STOP EVERYBODY IT WORKS"
"I can hear you."
Hey , a dope one 🔥💯 I really wanna know , is this one person doing everything on the channel , or more then one person is working behind this.
We're a couple and get sometimes (like in this video) help from others, for instance for voices.
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom okhay so the credits in the end is a troll lol , you guys trolling me by that from a long time 😂😂💯 doing dope 🔥 all the best
@@common_raj Well, those end credits include greetings, open source images, pixabay images or some recordings people send us. But editing, programming, the VO, etc. is just my wife and I.
Hi
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom why are you crediting open source :p
"Just imagine if a pandemic conquers the world. not that that's gonna happen!"
*Hmm*
dan dale h
*swine flu ravages america in the span of 2009-2010*
And that happend The End.
69th like nice 👍
Lol c9vid
The aggressive keystrokes are a hilarious touch
"there's T O T A L L Y not gonna be a pandemic, just I M A G I N E"
2020: *nervous laughter*
You copied Kaistar
E
I love how the woman beats her keyboard when typing
7:00
Spanish flu: Am i a joke to you?
Setap Dede coronavirus am i a joke to You
COVID 19: NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does it format my C: drive?
Maybe. Don't call the US phone number!
I can't use zoom on my Commodore 64. My monitor is a CRT TV screen.
haha your (: drive will be fine
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom Nice. I will call the Europe phone number instead.
@@johnfoltz8183 that's because you need to use it on windows 3.1
Binging “The Computer Chronicles (80s)” here on UA-cam. This video could easily be just another episode. Superb idea and great production skills!
Damn she slammed that control M key hard as hell omg 😂 6:02
Man, using internet back in the 90s would be so dammn expensive, and even worse in todays covid situation
Bionicokura It was indeed. But not for too long. Alread at the century turn it got much cheaper.
Incredible!
Thank you. By the way, should I get rid of my XRP? ;)
Squirrel Monkey haha yes! Btw pls do if Bitcoin existed in 1988...😘
Already made a bitcoin video.
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom I've tried ZOOM, I didn't like it
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
3:41 *intense keyboard smashing*
Imagine smash screens in the future
lol
bonk bonk bonk ..... bOnKBoNkbONkBONKBONK SLAPPP
Bonk bonk
_SLAPPPPPP_
For a whole two minutes I forgot that this was fake and was surprised when they correctly predicted that there will be a pendemic in the future
_"You can also mute people. Just type the person's name"_
**mutes Theo instead of John**
ᖇᗩ乙0229 Maybe she wanted to mute Thio Joe.
@@sontodosnarcos why thio rocks
@@sontodosnarcos wHoS jOe?
@@Thegoldenringsyt JOE MAMA
Instructions unclear,
I am now talking to people from over 40 years ago.
"Wear whatever you want"
That's better than Zoom in 2020's, since I have to show myself properly under a camera instead of a still picture. It's a pity.
you can disable video and have your profile pic show up, or if you dont watch the coworkers looking at a portrait, then you can share screen, and go onto a full sizedpicture.
You can also use virtual cameras and show whatever you like tho.
I just green screen it in a photo of myself and nobody knows I am actually playing Minecraft UHC
Please subscribe for more parallel universe retro stuff!
2nf
can i call you ms. Frizzle
Hit That Subscribe Button! We need that silver play button for Squirrel Monkey!
@@mochithewok727 Now we need the shiny Golden Play button. ;)
We need the diamond playbutton and red playbutton!
In 1988, Zoom really came into its own, commercially and artistically. It has a whole new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the conversations a big boost. Hey, Paul!
POV: It's the 1980's/1990's you are on TV and binge watching Episodes of "Wonders of The World Wide Web"
If only Zoom used that creative logo instead of just zoom.
I'm expecting something like "FANDOM in the 80s or 90s" in the future.
Yeah. Agree with the FANDOM bit aswell (not just because I'm staff on several wikis)
(Side note: I normally comment as Rand0mater but I can't be bothered to switch accounts)
@LiteNing-Lux Actually it's original name was Wikicities
Zoom: The future is here. The stuff of science fiction is now reality.
Me: *covers webcam*
You are screwed when your modem passes away at the middle of the meeting.
“Set a time and date”
_shoots keys with an semi-automatic rifle_
SquirelMonkey your videos never let me down on those 80s/90s nostalgia 👏🏻👏🏻
Thank you, Melissa! Next video will be about Among Us.
Imagine that everyone had to work from home because a pandemic conquers the world. That really does sound like something that would happen in a movie.
“It’s called Zoom because that’s how fast your private information gets stolen”
That's Facebook you must mean... Straight to Langley ;) I think I'd trust the Chinese over... Oh... I can't say, Langley probably watch here too ;)
@@WhatALoadOfTosca are you okay?
i always forget how high quality this content is. how you guys still only have 100k subs it makes no sense.
Mfw 2 years after this comment and it gets hearted
If Among Us Was Released in the 80's
I just suggested among us too lol
I would do 90s so you could do four players
sus moment
i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/035/973/cover3.jpg
when red is sus!!!! LOL!!!!
@@maskmaskmaskmaskmaskmaskmaskma among us isn't funny stop that
"Not like a pandemic's gonna happen anyways. Hahaha!"
*cries in covid-19*
Damn these videos are so creative and original, i enjoy watching these. Keep going!
I love the voice that's says the different steps 😂😂
Ya
S T E P O N E
I love your content!! Stay safe everyone!! 👋🏽😎❤️💯
Thank you! I will. I'm working from home, using Zoom. ;)
the most coolest and creative video and channel ive ever seen good thing i discovered you guys
6:54 " oh and it would even save the day during a crises situation imagine that everybody had to work from home because a pandemic conquers the world not thats gonna happen "high pitched laughter" yeah so ironic lmao
Omg
"a picture of yourself"
*dan schneider*
Im in the credits! Epic video, i wish this version of Zoom existed
ayy same
Amazing work! You're an epic UA-camr!!
Thank you! You're an epic viewer.
I just found this channel, it’s pure gold!!
Instructions not clear aliens joined my zoom call
Please help, I tried following the instructions and it says something about an irq conflict and not having enough conventional memory free
Have you tried "QEMM"? It is a DOS software that can expand your memory magically up to 635 kilobytes, isn't that great?? I can share you a shareware copy through BBS if you want :-)
*im upgrading my ram to 1 mb!!! Doing tasks will be so much quicker and easier!! Wish me luck!*
@@sebastian221983 is it better than memmaker? I have to Defrag first!
@@tyrek78 wow, your computer is going to be so fast!!!! Nobody needs more than 640k though
@@adamsaintgermain6622 Yes, but you should not use it along with Doublespace due to a bug found in MS-DOS 6.2. For this case please wait until February 2021 when Microsoft will release the long-awaited MS-DOS 6.22 with a new tool called "Drivespace" ;-)
I can't connect to zoom. My zoom box has no battery.
0:00: SEVERE DISTORTION !
Why did you comment this?
[ok]
This is so realistic and detailed. Love it!!
The lady's voice unsettles me yet is so happy at the same time
I used to have meetings with a version of Zoom in OS/2 Warp. It is a shame nobody remembers how stable was the software in that system!
wow these footage are secretly when these apps was made and I wondered where do they find these VHS...
This lady: hello fellow gentelmen i am here to change the future
I freakin' love these! GEN-X FEREVER!!!!
first of all this is very accurate. second of all, the quality is tremendous! well done ngl😍
"Imagine that everyone has to work from home because a pandemic conquers the world, not that that's ever gonna happen!"
_p a i n_
Everybody: Using Zoom in 2020
Squirrel Monkey: I hacked to use zoom in 1988, lmao.
Zooming into the 80's with this video *groan*
this mad man/mad woman still makes this amazing content!
7:00 "not like thats gonna happen" COVID-19: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Should’ve had said “Oh! And don’t worry about your data and information!”
3:42 lol why u pressing buttons so hard. Its funny
1988 : work from home and zoom is not needed.. And it's not possible..
2020 : it's important...
I’m glad you still make these
This looks real legit. Well done.
“It helps in Crisisis!”
That sounds diffrent in 2020
6:54 ZOOM predicted the future
“Helps During Crisis Situations”
Yep a lot
Abrilla 2 M wat
Mhm
No
@@ThoughtfulSheep ok
This is the best channel ever
3:42 its so good zoom was the first company to spell "everybody" as "everbody"
good way to save letters/words and a few bytes of text
*when i realize that i could just make a normal telephone call.*
Bit it's very expensive 125 $ and an additional 5 each month is a great price
This is essentially how Zoom audio over landline works...
I can’t get over the fact that this show would be abbreviated to WWWW
Nina: imma mute someone
Also Nina: *smashes keyboard with rage*
Great video. And I'm sorry in advance..., I can't help myself.
Back in the day of external modems, they primarily used serial connections to the PC, not parallel. Not saying it isn't possible, just not typical.
I'm really sorry, it was just gnawing at me.
Keep up the great work!
More like Offline Classes XD
Oh wait, I'm stupid
Imagine if Zoom used dial up- oh
"Imagine everybody needs to talk from the zoom because of pandemic. Also that's never gonna happen ha ha ha ha" well that's happened 😧
That was Amazing!
3:42 I love how she just slams the keyboards/spacebars so hard XD
Kinda makes me wonder what would happen if SARS-CoV-2 transferred onto humans in the 80s. The internet made the lockdown bearable, but at a time before the internet??v
Depression rises to 100 percent
1:55 “You may have to unplug your phone first”
I didn’t know that Phones (Iphone) Were Invented Way Early than i expected..
You do understand they needed something called electricity
It was made in 2007
I get the joke but I still wanted to say that
Nate the great 5000 but the specific model is 2G
I have my own iPhone 2g you don’t need to clarify that I already know what it’s called because I have one
If Among Us was Around the 80s
It's nice to dive into old stuff, even stuff that never existed in these times.
This is just a ridiculously over complicated way of using the phone's built in conference calling feature. The only thing this software would do is display the images on screen lol. This was very funny, great work!