Jimmy Carr Stand Up - 2003

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  • @Sean-mc4iq
    @Sean-mc4iq 9 років тому +113

    i love his act, just all these 1liners so awsome

    • @FranchiseSHR
      @FranchiseSHR 6 років тому +1

      I finally get to see him live in May

  • @henrymakepeace
    @henrymakepeace 8 років тому +115

    Brilliant jokes.

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 6 років тому +41

    15 years later and the only thing that's changed about him: his clothing style is very slightly different.
    I haven't seen someone change so little over so much time since Patrick Stewart was Captain on the Enterprise!

    • @arckocsog253
      @arckocsog253 5 років тому +5

      Wolfram Stahl he lost a lot of weight and actually looks better now, I reckon.

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 2 роки тому +4

      HIS ENTIRE COMEDIC DELIVERY CHANGED

    • @Jon_Caves
      @Jon_Caves 7 місяців тому +1

      He didn’t laugh at his own jokes back then which lent them more weight

  • @hydrolics7
    @hydrolics7 9 років тому +31

    Love Jimmy Carr!

    • @manooch
      @manooch 7 років тому

      Me too, ...btw very loud laughs by some individuals are a measure for real funny jokes like this one 00:47 ...makes you feel good about a joke when you hear those single very loud laughs

  • @antonvanboxtel7790
    @antonvanboxtel7790 5 років тому +58

    When it comes to paying taxes, some comedians will stop at nothing.

    • @Alex-jg2bc
      @Alex-jg2bc 5 років тому +3

      Anton van Boxtel technically he paid his taxes but he didn’t pay the amount he was supposed to with his earnings. It was also done through “legal loopholes” so again technically not illegal. But wrong.

  • @covidkobi1073
    @covidkobi1073 7 років тому +50

    04:48 the joke went a mile above that guy's head

  • @MissFawlty
    @MissFawlty 8 років тому +25

    He is a genius!!!

  • @DavidsGameplayMC
    @DavidsGameplayMC 5 років тому +4

    "When it comes to charity, a lot of people will stop at nothing" This is so brilliant I'm dying xD.

  • @AaronAttelOfficial
    @AaronAttelOfficial 5 років тому +2

    Such classic comedy!! 😂😂 I've seen this so many times and It never fails to make me laugh hahaha

  • @experiencerocks
    @experiencerocks 7 років тому +16

    straight up jokes No BS.

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 5 років тому +1

    Love his stand up and distraction. He's been here once, love if he'd come back

  • @Dezicrate
    @Dezicrate 9 років тому +22

    Great set, but hate the constant "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO"ing from that one chick *___*

  • @bryanmannoia8410
    @bryanmannoia8410 7 років тому +13

    is it true that all 10 thumbs down came from a jealous dane cook? jimmy carr is easily one of the best comics performing today.

    • @Booch365
      @Booch365 5 років тому

      Bryan Mannoia Dane Cook is at a level of fame where he isn’t jealous of anyone. It’s usually the other way around with most comics.

    • @Booch365
      @Booch365 5 років тому

      @Jimmy Carr Center I wouldn't consider Jimmy Carr an "underdog." He's had multiple specials and TV appearances and he's easily the best one liner comic alive today.

  • @dogplex
    @dogplex 5 років тому +3

    Carr always looks like he’s interested in two things in the back corners of the room.

  • @maxbaumann25
    @maxbaumann25 6 років тому +33

    does he age ? xD

    • @markpapas12
      @markpapas12 5 років тому +1

      Yes but it's in a painting in a vault

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 5 років тому

      He wears makeup to look younger you can see it in some of his more recent shows lmao

  • @heathmarciszewski1628
    @heathmarciszewski1628 5 років тому +1

    He's not the king of one liners.... He's the king of truth

  • @rebeccatanner2740
    @rebeccatanner2740 7 років тому +3

    🌺Lovely 😊 just brilliant comedian😊

    • @rebeccatanner2740
      @rebeccatanner2740 7 років тому +2

      Man could have written that a bit easier to read. Sorry 😐
      '
      Lovely just such a brilliant comedian'
      🌺😊🌺

  • @TheMacgyver3441
    @TheMacgyver3441 5 років тому +1

    I wish this guy was my English teacher. LOL

  • @datgamerwolf5539
    @datgamerwolf5539 6 років тому +3

    The background reminds me of The Amanda Show

  • @evrena5210
    @evrena5210 8 років тому +46

    "I don't have an accent, that's just how it sounds properly" America scoffs at you

    • @bryanmannoia8410
      @bryanmannoia8410 7 років тому +8

      it shouldn't, large parts of America can barely speak English without their horrible accents messing it up.

    • @tgrandstaff1091
      @tgrandstaff1091 7 років тому +1

      Bryan Mannoia but Britain didn't use the accent till 400 years ago

    • @helenHTID
      @helenHTID 6 років тому +2

      Actually, The UK was made up of different Celtic dialects until English was born, And different kingdoms/areas spoke with different accents that came from their native Celtic dialect when speaking old English.
      It wasn't until the 1700s in England that 'elocution education' was brought into play by the Royal Household, They learnt to speak precise and clear so everyone understood everyone in important governing.. And Made classes available to anyone if you could afford it. (Hence the term 'Posh' being labelled to Royalty & Aristocracy)Dubbed 'The Queens's English', It is a taught way of speaking in certain establishments. it was never an actual accent, It was to get rid of accents.

  • @shreyassarangi6106
    @shreyassarangi6106 7 років тому +3

    when he was saying she went crazy, you can tell he was about to say 'fuckin mental'

  • @Thechickenmafia
    @Thechickenmafia 5 років тому +1

    that year i was born.

  • @jhonhall928
    @jhonhall928 5 років тому

    If I had a sparkly shirt like that I to could be a star.

  • @elisavg7131
    @elisavg7131 6 років тому +2

    Man this was the year I was born...

    • @lesfaul4924
      @lesfaul4924 5 років тому

      Why are you watching this then? Not my place to say, but for kids this isn't that appropriate.

  • @jackhackett80
    @jackhackett80 7 років тому +2

    a bit old, but he really is one of Britain's best comics...still

  • @GeorgiaOverdrive
    @GeorgiaOverdrive 4 роки тому +1

    His accent changed quite a bit.

  • @jamesboldcomedy6914
    @jamesboldcomedy6914 5 років тому

    You've got that Limerick face Jimmy. Where's your caravan?

  • @garyroe2929
    @garyroe2929 4 місяці тому

    He’s still telling this bolloks now in 2024 , half of its Bob monk house jokes 👍

  • @gjikopulliT
    @gjikopulliT 8 років тому +3

    why does he always look at the ceiling :p

    • @DovaSqueakiinsGaming
      @DovaSqueakiinsGaming 8 років тому +10

      its because there is a balcony floor that people can get seats at.

    • @kyleishere2433
      @kyleishere2433 5 років тому

      He doesnt want to look down upon people who look up to him.

  • @Twocrudedudes
    @Twocrudedudes 6 років тому +2

    dude, wtf with the volume differentials

  • @Twocrudedudes
    @Twocrudedudes 6 років тому

    jesus, fucking keep everything the same volume. Main video: level 5. Ad for other video: level 10. What the fuck.

  • @MatthiaGryffine
    @MatthiaGryffine 6 років тому

    I always wondered why he always looks at the ceiling when he does his routine.

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 2 роки тому +1

      There is a balcony there

  • @markpapas12
    @markpapas12 5 років тому +2

    Sparkling shirt, tan suit.. Yep definitely a show before tax evasion

  • @DeathRattlingWhore
    @DeathRattlingWhore 7 років тому +2

    Such darkness swept in posh britishness.

    • @arckocsog253
      @arckocsog253 5 років тому

      Gaylords of infinity British comedy IS dark.

  • @patricknoone171
    @patricknoone171 7 років тому +4

    Volume is too low, can't hear

  • @alexanderdelacruz9249
    @alexanderdelacruz9249 7 років тому

    I don't get the Pataka joke, damn.....

    • @kierankell4495
      @kierankell4495 7 років тому +6

      The girl Pataka would probably hear her name being called quite often, hence, the joke.

  • @wero5483
    @wero5483 8 років тому

    I hate how during all his performance he's looking straight up.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 років тому

      Wero theres two levels to the theatre. So he is looking up to the gallery too.

  • @m0xiemarlinspike
    @m0xiemarlinspike 7 місяців тому +1

    So he didn’t always laugh at his own jokes in that annoying affected laugh he does nowadays.

    • @bobsina9923
      @bobsina9923 7 місяців тому

      That the Guardian told you today. Try to think for yourself.

    • @m0xiemarlinspike
      @m0xiemarlinspike 7 місяців тому

      @@bobsina9923 Is that you Jimmy 😂

  • @curiouscuriouser9402
    @curiouscuriouser9402 5 років тому

    I love Jimmy Carrs' humour, but the stupic noise at thd beginning nearly deafened me, then had to put volume up so high to hear him that I gave up.

    • @lesfaul4924
      @lesfaul4924 5 років тому

      You're too old for your sound system.

  • @ctminus2220
    @ctminus2220 6 років тому +2

    Actually, the American accent was more of the original English accent, British accent was created in the 1920's I think to distinguish the rich, still it does sound more proper though

  • @Lathi33
    @Lathi33 5 років тому

    Why doesn't he age? What's he taking?

  • @Мойчлен-в1ъ
    @Мойчлен-в1ъ 7 років тому

    He definitely looks like he's lost a bit of weight

  • @scottyk200
    @scottyk200 6 місяців тому

    When he was funny

  • @rwseries8452
    @rwseries8452 6 років тому

    His voice sounds weird

  • @THOMAS2910able
    @THOMAS2910able 6 років тому

    He wasn't as good as he is now.

    • @Pixelynx
      @Pixelynx 6 років тому +2

      Yeah... Usually people get better at their professions as they do it for longer... What's new?
      It's only worth noting when someone gets worse. u_u