Same. I'm so tired of being in the closet and I just wanna live my life how I want to without worrying about it but at the same time I'm not ready to come out
I would like to petition for a The Nun remake. No demon nuns, no scary noises, just a gay girl trapped in an all girls catholic school. That's way more terrifying.
You: "we were just chilling in the bathroom waiting for this girl to leave." My brain: "Two girls chilling in a bathroom 5 ft apart cause they're not gay"
I don’t know what idiot would think “let’s send a bunch of horny young gay boys to a secluded camp with like 10 adults and 100 other young gay boys, nothing could go wrong”
The first time I heard a very similar quote (and laughed at it a lot because I thought it was brilliant) was in maybe 2015 in a gay soap opera storyline called Elias’ Story: ”Just when you were finally ready to come out of the closet, you go quickly back inside so far that next morning you’ll wake up in Narnia.” :D
I know someone who was kicked out of a catholic high school because he had long hair and their reasoning was "satan had long hair" and he told them "well jesus had long hair" (also im the 2222 comment)
honestly yeah that was me and one of my best friends a few years ago lol We like... Kiiiinda flirted with eachother? But whenever we were in public she wanted to be VERY VERY LOUD AND CLEAR THAT WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT LESBIAN NOPE NOTHING GOING ON HERE JUST A COUPLE OF VERY STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN GIRLS HANGING OUT FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GAY JUSTACOUPLEOFGALSBEINPALS
once my friend and i were having a pick up line battle (long story) and some senior came by and said 'why are you two flirting in public ugh straight culture is so annoying and you are just another couple influenced by it' and i just burst out laughing while my friend awkwardly pointed at me and said 'this bitch is gay'
My family forced me to take Christianity class in school instead of general religion class that educates and the more classes I had to take the more atheist I was.
I went to Catholic school, thought I was dating a guy but she turned out to be my trans gf (who I'd love to marry one day) and that made me realize I was a lesbian. That was probably NOT the school's desired effect.
One time someone asked me if I was gay and I didn’t want to come out and I also didn’t want to lie so I shoved an entire muffin in my mouth while maintaining eye contact
The first girl I realised I liked, I met in this Christian summer camp *thank you jesus* (edit; this comment still gets a lot of traction even though I posted it 2 years ago and I just wanted to inform you guys I've realised I'm trans since so yay! :^)
I went to a Catholic school but it was super chill. There were kids who were Muslim and Jewish and loads of other religions and no one cared. There were a bunch of openly gay kids, one girl got pregnant and everyone was really supportive. No one forced you to pray or pay attention in mass, you just had to be respectful of everyone's beliefs. It was a really lovely environment actually.
Tip for my friends who have a scary chance of getting pregnant: the cheap dollar pregnancy tests work just as well as expensive ones (hospitals/clinics use the cheap ones!)
Esther Louise if im not mistaken they really only do the blood test at doctors appointments/ if the urine test comes up inconclusive. I know for sure Ers and clinics use the cheap dollar ones!
One time I bought my friend flowers and made her heart shaped cookies and went to her home room and gave them to her personally with a hand written note (WITH A WAX SEAL BY THE WAY) on Valentine’s Day then proceeded to try to tell her I’m super happy to be her friend, despite the fact I had lost my voice and then the next school day she brings ME a hand written (SEALED, WRITTEN WITH A QUILL) note thanking me for the cookies and flowers so yeah I’d say I have a pretty close relationship to my friends
@@maple9523 sugar cookies are the best since the don’t spread out when you bake them like chocolate chip cookies. I used a random sugar cookie recipe off the internet. I also did have a cookie cutter, which would make things a lot faster, so I made a little heart shaped template that I put on top of the rolled out cookie dough and cut around with a sharp knife. Then, you just bake them according to the recipe’s instructions and you can put frosting decorations on it if you want. That should be it, though the hardest part was finding the time to make all the cookies.
Me and my best friend in middle school did something similar (although no wax seals were involved). I literally had a boyfriend, yet I made her a dozen cookies and gave them to her and we hugged an uncomfortable amount that day. Two months later I realized I was crushing on her.
Dude same, but here in Canada they give you this book in like Catholic elementary school called "Fully Alive 7" and it actually says "sexuality was the norm and if you're gay horray, come join Jesus n'shit!!" but thats the type of schools where they don't have any nuns with rulers and stuff they just have regular Catholic Teachers that force you to say the "our father" if you don't cooperate at prayer time. The books where fairly new came in in about 2006 I suppose, or later I don't know.
I'm just scared man. I'm a pansexual genderfluid person and my mom know this but her dream was to send me and my brother to a Christian school. The reason I'm so terrified is because the handbook says that if you are homosexual, trans, or committed "homosexual activity" I could get expelled. No matter how much I tell my mom I don't feel comfortable going to a school that hates my existence, she says "well you're not there to date people so there's no need for you to talk about it". So I guess I have to go back in the closet for the next 4 years even though last time I was in the closet I almost committed suicide.
Hey, I know I'm just a random person on the youtube, but I'm sending positive fellow pansexual vibes. It's going to be ok. It's possible that you might end up going into a place where some people won't accept you, but there will be some people who can relate to you and want to be your friend. There will always be a community here who love and accept you. If you have the courage to post a comment about your situation on the internet, then I know you have the courage to keep going. You are valid and you are loved, always.
Just.......don’t go? Physically don’t show up until she lets you go to another school? But I don’t know your situation or anything or what will happen if you don’t. Maybe you can (if your able to) tell her you were suicidal before and show her videos and stuff explaining being suicidal?
To add an update: I convinced my mom to let me do the online version instead of in person. I’ve hid my face and all personal information from the class so the most people know is my name. During class I’ve experienced awesome teachers who respect my privacy and others who say things that disgust me(One in particularly makes fun of his wife, expresses his upset with women wearing “revealing” clothing, calls people who get abortions “baby killers”, and shows zero respect for other religions.). I may only have a few friends but they love me like family so I don’t really care. My mother slowly but surely is accepting the fact that I have dysphoria and is being more lenient by letting me get some masculine clothing and a shorter hair cut. Things seem to be going good so if anything changes I’ll update again.
My lesbian classmate gets tons of action man we’re in a all girls catholic school as a pan person I have struggles cause this bitch is like mostly out and smooth and here I am being a weird hoe not being able to keep myself together next to the girl I like andconfessing the moment I rwalize I like them then bam rejection of the straight
I go to a catholic school and at first I thought I was the only gay girl there but slowly more and more girls are coming out lol I love it but I’m still single tho
MORE SECRET LESBIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL STRUGGLE STORIES PLEASE the thing I'm living for most is your friend that sold her uniform to be used as a fetish we stan an ICON
i love all music on the inside They ate a taco and said ‘man i love salsa, id eat anything with salsa... id eat pussy/dick with salsa!’ And then they were out
I intentionally came out to my favorite adult at a Mexican restaurant. I think having to chew properly with that type of food Helps with awkward pauses.
I'm currently in a Catholic all-girls school and gayer than ever! The education is very restrictive, but there are a lot of really nice (and cute) girls! I'm very much out to my classmates and they're cool with it. Most of my close friends are some form of gay as well. A couple teachers know and they're cool with it, but I fear the nuns who fired a teacher for getting pregnant while married to a woman. The funny thing about it is that they're restricting us and removing a lot of individuality, while encouraging chastity and straightness. But I know of pretty much every lesbian in the school and who's with who. And let me tell you, there are a LOT. There's a senior, we'll call her Maria, and she is gayer than a rainbow. I met her through theater, and she's just the most mature, sweet, and encouraging person. Well, backstage, we were discussing clubs, and she apparently joined a GSA for another school. Really cool, and I found out she's gay too! I gained a lot of respect for her that day, and she's very active within our school's LGBTQ+ community. Met her girlfriend after a show too, and I couldn't be happier for them. I'm going to miss the seniors, and I'm so grateful for her and the other theater kids because they are so supportive of me even though I'm just a shy lesbian kid who should've stayed in field hockey. *In conclusion, the nuns have failed.*
My past best friend was once sent to some religious camp she hated and she legit acted like some Satan loving and worshipping person to get out of there and it worked...
I'm going to a catholic school and they're chill. Waaaaayy too much homework but we don't have dress codes, they have zero problems with the LGBTQ+ community and purple friday was soooo... well purple! And almost all my friends are gay/bi and my niece has a relationship with another bi friend and I kinda feel left out sometimes because I'm the straight one. \(•-•)/
I didn't go to a catholic school, but in Junior High we've had an almost-mandatory Catholic religion class . Five years later, I remember two things from that class: - a terrible animated movie, about a girl that has premarital sex, which results in pregnancy, which results in her wanting to abort the baby, which results in her *TRAVELING THROUGH A TIME PORTAL* 17 years back, to when her mother was pregnant in her and wanted to abort her, and she has to convince her not to. And when she succeeds, an angel moves her back in time to the date night, which is really confusing, since *THAT'S BASICALLY A TIME-TRAVEL ABORTION* , and then she has to convince her boyfriend not to hook-up with a 'popular redhead girl', and then *THEY START DANCING AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S A MUSICAL, WHICH IS MORE CONFUSING THAN THE TIME-TRAVEL STUFF* - and a time when the teacher talked about "remaining pure before the marriage", and she compared girls that have lost their virginity to, I kid you not, a *n i b b l e d* a p p l e. So I was like "yhm, isn't that kind of offensive?", and she, looking really surprised, answered "huh, I guess sooo" Thankfully in high school I just declared I don't want to attend these classes, a choice that I don't regret.
MagicznaPanda For Poland it's kind of the same. Religion classes are so bullshit but I went to them in grades 1-3 cuz that's the time I was Christian, I guess? Last year I was like "wtf, what was wrong with me... I'm signing out of this shit". So I did do so this year and I'm so happy about it.
“Catholic school” and “bathroom hookups” isn’t something you’d expect to be in one sentence. But when you say it’s an all girls catholic school it gets even better
Может, тогда использовать orthodox для обозначения православных? Я думаю, про них в Штатах знают. Хотя вот я удивилась сейчас, думала, что таких школ почти не осталось и вряд ли их кто-то посещает.
I had to pause the video after a minute just to laugh about your friend selling her uniform to someone with school girl fetish, that is literally the best thing i have ever heard omg
Your "maybe" response to Rachel's "are you straight" inquiry made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in all of 2018. Thank you so much, from 2018 me, and from 2003, sixth-grade, so deep in the closet I was in Narnia me who answered the same question with "All human bodies have curves."
My sister burned her uniform after she left her catholic high school. It was made of material that was highly difficult to catch on fire. I'm sure there's a metaphor in there, but I don't have the energy to pursue it. I didn't realize I was gay in high school. I used to say I wasn't in the closet, I was in Narnia. (I'm sure it sounds suspicious but I was writing the whole thing before I heard you say that about yourself.) I figured it out in college, in 2002 because I am a crone ... so old.💀 My wife had gone to a different strange religious high school and had a pretty wretched experience with that. Worse than my high school in my opinion. Glad you got your food, that was some high drama.
me: is a closeted bisexual girl in a catholic all girls' school me: also has an amazing gaydar me: is convinced that atleast 30% of the girls are either bi or lesbian edit: correction is that i am now a lesbian :D
Catholic raised girl here Am now the least Catholic person to grace anyone's presence edit: as a Rachel, I'm very sorry for my fellow Rachel's behaviour
I go to a religious Jewish school, they have a rule called “shomer negiah” which basically says boys and girls can’t touch. Every time we’re lectured on it, I want to raise my hand and ask what I should do if I was gay?
I love how there's the mood shift from "How do we get a pregnancy test" to "We tried to steal a trolley so could bust through the doors in a trolley." That's amazing.
You can get through it! Our queer family believes in you! You are loved and valid. Any updates on your situation? ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 You can message me at any time if you need to talk. 💙💗💟💓💙
My mom went to Catholic school-- she had a loose tooth and and was messing around with it and the nun got mad so she went over and ripped her tooth out
im going to a catholic school and they are really supportive of LGBT people and they celebrate coming out day and stuff. im glad they are starting to support us
You’re so frickin pretty and aesthetic!! I’m from a catholic girls school and I’m bisexual, and everyone thinks I’m with my other bi friend in the same way people thought you were with your friend! The similarities are really funny hehe
I am deeply, entirely obsessed with "the food." It had this constant presence throughout the entire video, but even when you get it, I have no idea what it is, and it's driving me mad.
I went to a youth bible camp heres some random things that happened and I realized: had a massive crush on my cabin counselor, sang a messed up song about almost swearing, screamed at night I'm gay in the middle of a corn field with my Ex girlfriend, got pinned down by a girl who almost kissed me, drew Sinful gay couples in my sketch book I had brought with me, *AND* literally said fuck really loud in a church because I stubbed my freaking toe!!
Lmao shes hyped over food,and gets disappointed when someone likes her on a dating app. She said "aw its not my food someone just liked me on a dating app". 👏😂👏😂
I remember hearing a teacher storming down the hall once because a bunch of kids taped a guy to the floor after they locked the teacher out and he couldn’t move from the floor. Like a month later the fire department had to come in because the door broke and no one could get in or out. Gotta love Catholic school
I'm a Catholic. I went to Catholic school through ninth grade. No, Catholic schools should not exist. They're awful places full of awful rules. The one I went to had the right to kick you out if you got pregnant and they would out you to your parents if they found out you were gay. If you were in a gay relationship and didnt leave the relationship even after they told your parents, they could suspend and later expel you. The only good thing I remember was the teachers and counselors, and even then it was only some of them who truly cared about you and were understanding of different views. Anyone from the principal up didnt care about anything other than graduation rates and money. They're biased and teach everything in a biased way, including history, English, and somehow even math sometimes. More bad things happen there than most public schools, and they're all covered up. I'm a freshman in college, I'm still Catholic, but I will never let my kids go to a private school, much less a Catholic one.
Oh nooo, catholic schools are just h o r r i b l e ! they kick you out for aNYtHiNg!! omG the terrible rules !! sad 😔 I go to a catholic school and they are very accepting and nice
I mean most of that stuff is against the Bible but yeah I think public schools are better it just provides a safer learning experience as they tend to be less harsh. They do also go and handle things in a bad way, inconsiderate of feelings.
yes, the camera was just slightly out of focus the entire time. yes, it makes me want to die too
Hi! You give me a lot of inspo, stay coolio :3
I have OCD so this kinda kills me but you're worth it! :)
girl it’s an aesthetic
I didn't notice until u said that
I look forward to all your amazing videos. They definitely help me. Epecially the hair dying ones.
"I was so far in the damn closet, i was in Narnia"
My new life quote
Same.
clara what the fuck is a life quote
Woulda made a better movie than the damn Narnia movies
I chortled when I heard that. I am going to use that to refer to my friend now.
Lmao same💀
"She was not pregnant. All was well un the uterus that day."
I cried
'and then everything changed when the sperm nation attacked'
one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a while
@@ishanafondekar6334 I-
"So are you straight?"
"... Maybe?"
iM SOBBING LEGIT ME
i had this girl ask me that and i didn't know what to say so i went with "i dont uh know um maybe- are yOu strAigHt?"
IT'S TOO REAL
literally dead wtf this was literally my response to a boy who kept asking my sexuality
Whenever people ask me that I want to say "no" but I always say yes....
me, being bi: half.
I went to catholic school and found out I'm bisexual, an atheist, and that I hate catholic school
we living the same life
The irony is real
i think i just found my doppelganger
lol
Same
"so are you straight?"
"....mayhaps"
"....Maybe So..."
"perhaps"
“I can neither confirm nor deny your accusation.”
“I want my lawyer present”
“Define straight. If you mean heading straight into the LGBTQ+ community then yes-“
A real life wattpad story
That is the truest thing
This is the most accurate thing I've seen all day
pretty sure you spelled "Meatwad" wrong... Get the money gee get the honeys gee and all that
Vote!
*pReAcH*
Selling your school uniform to someone with schoolgirl fetishes sounds like a storyline straight out of The Office idk why
😂
I honestly would sell my high school uniform but it is a -11/10 on the sexy scale so I might only get five dollars for it 😂
Dani Jewell ehhhh there’s a kink out there for everyone! 🤪
99.9% chance that has happened on Supernatural.
Silver Nut it was mentioned in the office. jan had a weird kink of michael wearing a school girl outfit
“i'm tired of being in the closet, but i'm not ready to come out"
This sentence describes my life so well
Meeeeee
Me
Same. I'm so tired of being in the closet and I just wanna live my life how I want to without worrying about it but at the same time I'm not ready to come out
s a m e
It feels like a long war friend
it took me 12 minutes to realise this is in black and white
I didn't even notice it lol I mean it doesnt really matter.. But... Well.. Esthetics
Sam Alex did you mean... Aesthetic?
@@stayhydratedbitches3765 yass 😂
I just finished it and didn't notice the whole time
I got about halfway through when I realized sdkjfsdkfh
I would like to petition for a The Nun remake. No demon nuns, no scary noises, just a gay girl trapped in an all girls catholic school. That's way more terrifying.
Lennox Mercier True
What about Lost and Delirious
Well I go to an all girls catholic school😂
Pretty sure that's a series on pornhub
Lennox Mercier I would go to the cinema to watch it
You: "we were just chilling in the bathroom waiting for this girl to leave."
My brain: "Two girls chilling in a bathroom 5 ft apart cause they're not gay"
*Y e s*
Or.. Alternatively, five feet apart because one isn't gay.
Or ArE they
@The Tremendous Yeet congratulations you didnt get the joke
Stan Pines XD
U guys this was made before color existed
Back in the year 10
Rotfl.
haruhi fujioka ......I’m not your mother
Color was invented on Oct 5, 2018
Holy shit I just noticed it was black and white wtfffffff
I went to a camp to make boys less “musical”
Isn’t that a quote from Kimmy Schmidt??
dumdum 71 lol me either
dumdum 71 also I love ur prof pic
I don’t know what idiot would think “let’s send a bunch of horny young gay boys to a secluded camp with like 10 adults and 100 other young gay boys, nothing could go wrong”
Oh god, that doesn't sound good
“DANGIT! I thought it was my food but it was just someone liking me on a dating app.” Listen, we all wish we had your problems lol
Lindsey Millsaps I crave her problems,, someone please like me on a datin app 😩😩
I want her problems too...wish I had food on the way.
"I was so far in the closet that I was in Narnia"
This is the top quote of 2018. I might just have to steal it. XD
Shit its 2020 now and I'll probably still steal it
Ry Ry French Fry i
Stealing it as well
The first time I heard a very similar quote (and laughed at it a lot because I thought it was brilliant) was in maybe 2015 in a gay soap opera storyline called Elias’ Story: ”Just when you were finally ready to come out of the closet, you go quickly back inside so far that next morning you’ll wake up in Narnia.” :D
it's 2020 and im using that
"Doing the opposite of lesbian things"
Taking a pregnancy test is a pretty "opposite of lesbian" thing to do, so she wasn't 100% wrong in saying that
I know someone who was kicked out of a catholic high school because he had long hair and their reasoning was "satan had long hair" and he told them "well jesus had long hair" (also im the 2222 comment)
Frosty The Llama AAAYYYYYY, ANOTHER FOB FAN
I thought Lucifer was bald
I thought Satan had horns and no hair? Hmm... something doesn’t quite add up.
I heard a guy called Remington Leith from a band saying that he said it.
also, in the bible (that i read everyday because i am so very christian) it says to not cut your hair 🤔
"like *LESBIAN STUFF?* "
"...maybe"
IT'S ALMOST 666
DUN DUN DUN
THE MOMENT I SAW THIS COMMENT WAS THE MOMENT SHE SAID THAT
*WHAT TYPE OF MAGIC IS THAT?*
Just gently.. platonically... sexuality harassing me once in a while
honestly yeah that was me and one of my best friends a few years ago lol
We like... Kiiiinda flirted with eachother? But whenever we were in public she wanted to be VERY VERY LOUD AND CLEAR THAT WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT LESBIAN NOPE NOTHING GOING ON HERE JUST A COUPLE OF VERY STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN GIRLS HANGING OUT FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GAY
JUSTACOUPLEOFGALSBEINPALS
Me and my friends on a daily basis.
Sophisticated Pajamas SNHXJDKE I'VE NEVER LAUGHED AT A COMMENT SO HARD
It's so weird when ur watching the video and the words spoken align with the words you're reading in the comments lol
once my friend and i were having a pick up line battle (long story) and some senior came by and said 'why are you two flirting in public ugh straight culture is so annoying and you are just another couple influenced by it' and i just burst out laughing while my friend awkwardly pointed at me and said 'this bitch is gay'
"I'm sending you to a Christian camp because your gay!"
"Cool!"
"What?"
"I'm gonna see more gay girls! I'm not gonna be single y'all!"
thats what ive thought lol,they seem to want ppl together
y e s
hmmm this is giving me a plan that I'm too much of a wimp to act out on
*but im a cheerleader intensifies*
yea like why send gay people to the same place when you want get rid of the "gayness"? They will hook up and start dating
My brother went to Catholic school for half a semester, and literally became an atheist because of it.
well then...
I became an atheist because of my catholic school too
why am i laughinh
Definitely went got to atheist while at a catholic high school. Good times. Morality class was real fun
My family forced me to take Christianity class in school instead of general religion class that educates and the more classes I had to take the more atheist I was.
Fun fact: I accidentally came out to my entire family during my great grandma’s 90th birthday dinner.
How did it go?
Oof
Was it along the lines of “this isn’t straight” and a force of habit “haha I’m not straight” or “like me”
Profile pic works
F
I went to Catholic school, thought I was dating a guy but she turned out to be my trans gf (who I'd love to marry one day) and that made me realize I was a lesbian. That was probably NOT the school's desired effect.
Bruh yes
Marry yer gurl, gurl
wholesome shit
I WANT THIS TO BE ME!
I love how wholesome this is
One time someone asked me if I was gay and I didn’t want to come out and I also didn’t want to lie so I shoved an entire muffin in my mouth while maintaining eye contact
Yesssss
Me
Holy shit this is the biggest mood
Emily C if this ain't me-
The only response
Her: “She a.....enjoyed uh.....gently plutonicly.....sexuallyhurassingme”
Me *chokes on oatmeal*
what's your favorite oatmeal bro?
@@larvaedadindex OwO I love cinnamon sugar oatmeal with marmalade
okay i don’t want to be ruDE but i just wanted to let you know it’s platonically and harassing soRRy
I don’t think anything has ever described all of my “romantic” experiences so perfectly.. 😔
With..... marmalade?????
The first girl I realised I liked, I met in this Christian summer camp
*thank you jesus*
(edit; this comment still gets a lot of traction even though I posted it 2 years ago and I just wanted to inform you guys I've realised I'm trans since so yay! :^)
I met my first crush (that I realized was a crush) at christian homeschool co-op
Me too!
Jesus always knows de way
It seems like Jesus has actually been secretly uniting gay kids through camps and programs that are supposed to do the exact opposite.
Kinda out of topic but is ur profile picture blood toga from mha?
I went to a Catholic school but it was super chill. There were kids who were Muslim and Jewish and loads of other religions and no one cared. There were a bunch of openly gay kids, one girl got pregnant and everyone was really supportive. No one forced you to pray or pay attention in mass, you just had to be respectful of everyone's beliefs. It was a really lovely environment actually.
wow that sounds super awesome
jeez where is that school that's amazing
@@mauricethegecko9700 ye I was really lucky, kinda got to see the good side of religion
@@aoife8977 ok WHERE IS THAT SCHOOL HOWS IT CALLED
Hey this is insanely late but I love your pfp
Someone likes you on dating app: eh whatever
Your food: YES
Mood
You gotta have priorities
Same
That 1 dislike was left by Rachel
omg rachel where have you been
666 likes on this comment and i love it
Tip for my friends who have a scary chance of getting pregnant: the cheap dollar pregnancy tests work just as well as expensive ones (hospitals/clinics use the cheap ones!)
That is so good to know 😮
thanks for spreading the knowledge 😊
I can 2nd that! We use the cheap ones on our lab to
Don't hospitals and clinics do the blood test?
Esther Louise if im not mistaken they really only do the blood test at doctors appointments/ if the urine test comes up inconclusive. I know for sure Ers and clinics use the cheap dollar ones!
My mom once asked me if I'm a lesbian and my answer was "I'm not going to tell you" wtf lmaoooo
Mine was asking me if I had strange feelings... my answer was : I have a lot of strange feelings !
stop i did that x___x
Valid answer i like it
It's a secret to everyone...
“You guys straight?”
“... maybe”
Lmfaooo
Who else hated getting asked that question when they were in the closet, everytime someone asked me I felt like my anxiety was on steroids
SAAAME ughhhh
*"i was so far in the damn closet i was in narnia"*
Love that line.
S a m e
"I was so deep in the closet that I was dating Mister Tumnus!"
*how do you write like that?*
Buying a pregnancy test while wearing a catholic school girl uniform? 🤔
Sounds like something Japanese Harem writers would like
Suspish
Banana Bird bailey sarian?!
Me and my friends had to do this😂
I'm a guy and this sounds like a great idea for me to do
One time I bought my friend flowers and made her heart shaped cookies and went to her home room and gave them to her personally with a hand written note (WITH A WAX SEAL BY THE WAY) on Valentine’s Day then proceeded to try to tell her I’m super happy to be her friend, despite the fact I had lost my voice and then the next school day she brings ME a hand written (SEALED, WRITTEN WITH A QUILL) note thanking me for the cookies and flowers so yeah I’d say I have a pretty close relationship to my friends
Hello! Would you mind explaining how you did the heart-shaped cookies? I've always wanted to make them.
This is so cute
@@maple9523 sugar cookies are the best since the don’t spread out when you bake them like chocolate chip cookies. I used a random sugar cookie recipe off the internet. I also did have a cookie cutter, which would make things a lot faster, so I made a little heart shaped template that I put on top of the rolled out cookie dough and cut around with a sharp knife. Then, you just bake them according to the recipe’s instructions and you can put frosting decorations on it if you want. That should be it, though the hardest part was finding the time to make all the cookies.
Me and my best friend in middle school did something similar (although no wax seals were involved). I literally had a boyfriend, yet I made her a dozen cookies and gave them to her and we hugged an uncomfortable amount that day. Two months later I realized I was crushing on her.
_“So what’re you guys doing?” _*_Sirens in the background._*
_Me: “Oh no-“_
catholic school is the number one reason why i'm gay probably
Dude same, but here in Canada they give you this book in like Catholic elementary school called "Fully Alive 7" and it actually says "sexuality was the norm and if you're gay horray, come join Jesus n'shit!!" but thats the type of schools where they don't have any nuns with rulers and stuff they just have regular Catholic Teachers that force you to say the "our father" if you don't cooperate at prayer time. The books where fairly new came in in about 2006 I suppose, or later I don't know.
st.lucifer where in Canada do YOU live? Haha never seen that
I AM A ROCK Ontario Mississauga, and I’m surprised with a simple search you can certainly see it’s a real thing.
Omg i love this
Glad to find u here. I hear ur gay songs and i find u in this gay video.
Aaaa I love you and your music so much!!! ❤
@my middle name my goodbye vsjsnvrhdiana. I KNOW OH MY
Yas queen!!!! Can't believe you are here!
gayception
I'm just scared man. I'm a pansexual genderfluid person and my mom know this but her dream was to send me and my brother to a Christian school. The reason I'm so terrified is because the handbook says that if you are homosexual, trans, or committed "homosexual activity" I could get expelled. No matter how much I tell my mom I don't feel comfortable going to a school that hates my existence, she says "well you're not there to date people so there's no need for you to talk about it". So I guess I have to go back in the closet for the next 4 years even though last time I was in the closet I almost committed suicide.
Hey, I know I'm just a random person on the youtube, but I'm sending positive fellow pansexual vibes. It's going to be ok.
It's possible that you might end up going into a place where some people won't accept you, but there will be some people who can relate to you and want to be your friend.
There will always be a community here who love and accept you. If you have the courage to post a comment about your situation on the internet, then I know you have the courage to keep going.
You are valid and you are loved, always.
Jo my heart... ahh! Thank you so much for the kind words!!! ❤️❤️❤️
If she's knows chances are she won't send you unless out of spite
Just.......don’t go? Physically don’t show up until she lets you go to another school? But I don’t know your situation or anything or what will happen if you don’t. Maybe you can (if your able to) tell her you were suicidal before and show her videos and stuff explaining being suicidal?
To add an update:
I convinced my mom to let me do the online version instead of in person. I’ve hid my face and all personal information from the class so the most people know is my name. During class I’ve experienced awesome teachers who respect my privacy and others who say things that disgust me(One in particularly makes fun of his wife, expresses his upset with women wearing “revealing” clothing, calls people who get abortions “baby killers”, and shows zero respect for other religions.). I may only have a few friends but they love me like family so I don’t really care. My mother slowly but surely is accepting the fact that I have dysphoria and is being more lenient by letting me get some masculine clothing and a shorter hair cut. Things seem to be going good so if anything changes I’ll update again.
Everyone says that the catholic schools are filled with lesbian and bisexual girls making me want to go to a catholic school 😂
Gay cucumber saaaame 🤧🤧
My lesbian classmate gets tons of action man we’re in a all girls catholic school as a pan person I have struggles cause this bitch is like mostly out and smooth and here I am being a weird hoe not being able to keep myself together next to the girl I like andconfessing the moment I rwalize I like them then bam rejection of the straight
well i can tell you mine is because i’m one of them aha
I go to a catholic school and at first I thought I was the only gay girl there but slowly more and more girls are coming out lol I love it but I’m still single tho
Come to my school
"I turned out okay and happy and *very* gay." A whole ass mood my fellow not-straight.
MORE SECRET LESBIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL STRUGGLE STORIES PLEASE the thing I'm living for most is your friend that sold her uniform to be used as a fetish we stan an ICON
went into high school straight, cis and Christian, leaving sorta bi, non-binary and athiest
Goatie_ The_Demon character development 😌
"sorta bi" is maybe my favorite summarizing of, like, the whole "what the hell am I" problem that every gay faces on a daily basis
@@rubytuesday9530 same omg, like I’m definitely not straight but I don’t know if I’m gay
Was born into a Christian family and environment and continued my life as Straight and Christian. After 1 semester find out I'm bi and VERY agnostic
went out biromantic, probably ace, and still angsty
Catholic School: Don't look at girls too much or they'll notice your brimming evil thoughts.
fun fact: I accidentally came out to my family at a Mexican restaurant
How does that work?
i love all music on the inside They ate a taco and said ‘man i love salsa, id eat anything with salsa... id eat pussy/dick with salsa!’ And then they were out
I intentionally came out to my favorite adult at a Mexican restaurant. I think having to chew properly with that type of food Helps with awkward pauses.
i love all music on the inside Someone get ahold of that coming out at football practice tumblr meme.
ay caramba
"heterosexual sex is gross" okay MOOD lmaoooo that's why I thought I was ace for so long.
Omg I had the exagt same experience
exact same :/
me tooooo
I’m heterosexual and I too believe heterosexual sex is gross.
Bro me too
I'm currently in a Catholic all-girls school and gayer than ever! The education is very restrictive, but there are a lot of really nice (and cute) girls! I'm very much out to my classmates and they're cool with it. Most of my close friends are some form of gay as well. A couple teachers know and they're cool with it, but I fear the nuns who fired a teacher for getting pregnant while married to a woman. The funny thing about it is that they're restricting us and removing a lot of individuality, while encouraging chastity and straightness. But I know of pretty much every lesbian in the school and who's with who. And let me tell you, there are a LOT.
There's a senior, we'll call her Maria, and she is gayer than a rainbow. I met her through theater, and she's just the most mature, sweet, and encouraging person. Well, backstage, we were discussing clubs, and she apparently joined a GSA for another school. Really cool, and I found out she's gay too! I gained a lot of respect for her that day, and she's very active within our school's LGBTQ+ community. Met her girlfriend after a show too, and I couldn't be happier for them. I'm going to miss the seniors, and I'm so grateful for her and the other theater kids because they are so supportive of me even though I'm just a shy lesbian kid who should've stayed in field hockey.
*In conclusion, the nuns have failed.*
"I was so deep in the closet I was in damn Narnia" I SCREAMED
"We're doing the opposite of gay" is literally the biggest mood
“Heterosexual sex is disgusting why does anyone do it.”
Me -an intellectual- : All sex is disgusting why does anyone do it
Sam R hahahah yesssss so true!! asexuals unite!
Trezele Mabalaya could u explain what asexual is please? I have an idea but I wanna be educated rather than mis-useing it.
RosyBlossomGacha it means you don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone
Yooo sup ace fam
My thoughts exactly my fellow asexual
they sent me to catholic school and i acted like i was possessed
Love that
How did it go?
My past best friend was once sent to some religious camp she hated and she legit acted like some Satan loving and worshipping person to get out of there and it worked...
@@Adam-jc5tw reminds me of one topic saying H A I L S A-T A N
That’s iconic
SOLD HER UNIFORM FOR SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORM FETISH PURPOSES it's so perfect
When i heard that all I thought was "oh.....ok?"
thas what id do lmaooo
i just came out! and my christian fam was chill! i'm so happy. i made a really bad gay pun and they were chill
happy otter
Yay! Good for you! Closeted lesbian here, in my family’s case.
i’m super happy for you, but i read “chill” as “chilli” and was like “wow thats pretty hannibal of you”
I'm not out as bi, but my dad isn't subtle on the fact that *he knows*
Same but with my mom
*slight panic*
I'm going to a catholic school and they're chill. Waaaaayy too much homework but we don't have dress codes, they have zero problems with the LGBTQ+ community and purple friday was soooo... well purple! And almost all my friends are gay/bi and my niece has a relationship with another bi friend and I kinda feel left out sometimes because I'm the straight one. \(•-•)/
Glad that such a school exists
@@magicalgirl4 yeah
Where is it and can I please go there
the plot twist at the end there when you said you were straight for some reason had me wheezing
Was once at a Mormon all girl camp out and two girls hooked up in their sleeping bags. Everyone could hear them in the lodge.
oop- uhh that’s kinda awkward umm i don’t know what to say now 😬✌️
I don’t know whether to laugh or cringe-
Ex Mormon transwoman that sounds scandalous did the young women's president or bishop find out
wait what happened after i need to know
I dunno that’s kinda gay...
I didn't go to a catholic school, but in Junior High we've had an almost-mandatory Catholic religion class . Five years later, I remember two things from that class:
- a terrible animated movie, about a girl that has premarital sex, which results in pregnancy, which results in her wanting to abort the baby, which results in her *TRAVELING THROUGH A TIME PORTAL* 17 years back, to when her mother was pregnant in her and wanted to abort her, and she has to convince her not to. And when she succeeds, an angel moves her back in time to the date night, which is really confusing, since *THAT'S BASICALLY A TIME-TRAVEL ABORTION* , and then she has to convince her boyfriend not to hook-up with a 'popular redhead girl', and then *THEY START DANCING AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S A MUSICAL, WHICH IS MORE CONFUSING THAN THE TIME-TRAVEL STUFF*
- and a time when the teacher talked about "remaining pure before the marriage", and she compared girls that have lost their virginity to, I kid you not, a *n i b b l e d* a p p l e.
So I was like "yhm, isn't that kind of offensive?", and she, looking really surprised, answered "huh, I guess sooo"
Thankfully in high school I just declared I don't want to attend these classes, a choice that I don't regret.
If someone knows the name of the movie, I need it!
reading this was truly a journey
MagicznaPanda For Poland it's kind of the same. Religion classes are so bullshit but I went to them in grades 1-3 cuz that's the time I was Christian, I guess? Last year I was like "wtf, what was wrong with me... I'm signing out of this shit". So I did do so this year and I'm so happy about it.
Where can I find this movie? I need to see this for entertainment purposes 😅
I need to know the name of this movie
Okay but Rachel wanted to be part of the possible queerness in the bathroom
Agreed
I agree 100%
She wanted to be in the room where it happens.
@@thadboy3267 I see what you did there. Didn't want to throw away your shot, right?
“Catholic school” and “bathroom hookups” isn’t something you’d expect to be in one sentence. But when you say it’s an all girls catholic school it gets even better
I think that "friend" was actually into you.
z9elka useless lesbians continuing their uselessness with awkward humor 😂
@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks useless lesbians ????
@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks i'm...not sure...if this is a joke or a insult????
@@screamy_ it's a joke.
@@ajj376 ok? idk lol i'm a lesbian and i don't find it very... funny? aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
I’m begging you to please make this a series
I got made fun of for being a lesbian at my old catholic school, the joke is on them because I’m actually bisexual so HAH
Oh yeah these girls gossiped about me saying I was gay, turns out they were right.
@@saesaesaemi same 😳
You show em
At my high school the girls called me gay but guess what fuckers I’m Bi!
@@saesaesaemi whaaaat? My friends always joke about it... I honestly dont know yet
"So far in the damn closet I was in Narnia." Full mood.
666k views
THATS HOW WE DO IT IN CHURCH
I’m dying 😂 😂 😂 😂
Location: athiest drive
I went to Catholic school too. It was also Russian Catholic school 😂 I AM SO GAY NOW
@@annreshet used the term Catholic loosely as it would be easier to understand for Americans. Школы при церкви вполне существуют.
They have those?
@@boldanabrasevic3020 ya православные школы
Может, тогда использовать orthodox для обозначения православных? Я думаю, про них в Штатах знают. Хотя вот я удивилась сейчас, думала, что таких школ почти не осталось и вряд ли их кто-то посещает.
@@ВероникаГришина-щ8с да! Блин это я ошиблась. Я туда только в начальной школе ходила
“All was well in the uterus” LMFAOOOOO
Cerina Shippey
...on that day
I had to pause the video after a minute just to laugh about your friend selling her uniform to someone with school girl fetish, that is literally the best thing i have ever heard omg
Was expecting Shane Dawson conspiracy background music
I was literally thinking about Shane... Wtff
hey what's up you guys, YES...
Your "maybe" response to Rachel's "are you straight" inquiry made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in all of 2018. Thank you so much, from 2018 me, and from 2003, sixth-grade, so deep in the closet I was in Narnia me who answered the same question with "All human bodies have curves."
my cousin: so you're a lesbian?
me: *internally screaming* sometimes
??!?!!???!!?
mhm I thought you were American?
how are you only a lesbian sometimes...?
@@AJ-qs7oj The bi-cycle, my good person.
@@fruitygarlic3601 ohh
"gently platonically sexually harassing me every once in a while" not a sentence i expected haha
THIS GIVES ME VEITNAM FLASHBACKS TO MY OLD CATHOLIC SCHOOL
*Insert Barber's Adagio for Strings here*
ME TOO FAM
i came here for a hookup story, sadly there was no hookup story
10/10 video
0/10 hookup story
My sister burned her uniform after she left her catholic high school. It was made of material that was highly difficult to catch on fire. I'm sure there's a metaphor in there, but I don't have the energy to pursue it.
I didn't realize I was gay in high school. I used to say I wasn't in the closet, I was in Narnia. (I'm sure it sounds suspicious but I was writing the whole thing before I heard you say that about yourself.) I figured it out in college, in 2002 because I am a crone ... so old.💀
My wife had gone to a different strange religious high school and had a pretty wretched experience with that. Worse than my high school in my opinion.
Glad you got your food, that was some high drama.
me: is a closeted bisexual girl in a catholic all girls' school
me: also has an amazing gaydar
me: is convinced that atleast 30% of the girls are either bi or lesbian
edit: correction is that i am now a lesbian :D
Fun fact - exactly a third of my all girls high school graduating class was LGBTQ (myself included)!
@@joroz9808 LMAO thats super cool!
The weirdest shit always happens in the bathrooms of Catholic high schools istg
Catholic raised girl here
Am now the least Catholic person to grace anyone's presence
edit: as a Rachel, I'm very sorry for my fellow Rachel's behaviour
(Love your pfp =) )
I go to a religious Jewish school, they have a rule called “shomer negiah” which basically says boys and girls can’t touch. Every time we’re lectured on it, I want to raise my hand and ask what I should do if I was gay?
Sounds like my school tbh. Its like they think that if you even look at a boy, you'll get pregnant.
why they gotta kill snape? This reminds me of when Raphtalia said she’d get pregnant if Naofumi kissed her
I love how there's the mood shift from
"How do we get a pregnancy test" to
"We tried to steal a trolley so could bust through the doors in a trolley."
That's amazing.
we need more
--
signed
transgirl in conservative all boys school
I really hope your situation gets better!
❤️, gay friend who wholeheartedly thinks you are valid 💙💖💟💖💙
You can get through it! Our queer family believes in you! You are loved and valid. Any updates on your situation? ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 You can message me at any time if you need to talk. 💙💗💟💓💙
'All was well in the uterus that day' *I LAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED MY CAT*
My mom went to Catholic school-- she had a loose tooth and and was messing around with it and the nun got mad so she went over and ripped her tooth out
That's...... Child abuse......
@@usoppfangirl8153 ik man it was the 1970s-80s, no one cared
@@BlankDragyn oh my goddd
My teacher in Catholic school did that to me to ;-; (around 2006)
Nuns be crazy yo
"My entire life consists of going on Tumblr and pretending not to have crushes on girls" Haha. Same.
im going to a catholic school and they are really supportive of LGBT people and they celebrate coming out day and stuff. im glad they are starting to support us
You’re so frickin pretty and aesthetic!! I’m from a catholic girls school and I’m bisexual, and everyone thinks I’m with my other bi friend in the same way people thought you were with your friend! The similarities are really funny hehe
I am deeply, entirely obsessed with "the food." It had this constant presence throughout the entire video, but even when you get it, I have no idea what it is, and it's driving me mad.
"All was well in the uterus" is my new favourite line
I went to a youth bible camp heres some random things that happened and I realized: had a massive crush on my cabin counselor, sang a messed up song about almost swearing, screamed at night I'm gay in the middle of a corn field with my Ex girlfriend, got pinned down by a girl who almost kissed me, drew Sinful gay couples in my sketch book I had brought with me, *AND* literally said fuck really loud in a church because I stubbed my freaking toe!!
There is nothing about this that i understand and i think my Brain is going to explode🤯
@@lom1991 good my job was completed! I CONFUSED SOMEONE HAHA
I walked into the confession booth and there was a glory hole.
“Oh, no, Father! Do I have to blow St Peter’s trumpet again?
I want to die after reading that
Can i ask-
Unsee Juice
*BIG SIPP*
According to some priests thats how you redeem yourself
@@AdaTheWatcher I went to confession yesterday and the priest slides the screen door and I said "You first, Father"
I paused "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" to watch this video... that's how serious my dedication is
wHAT WAIT SO DID I
I hate that panic song. So mainstream 🙄
txyter.tot “so mainstream” shhhhhhh
@@taytay36075 it is mainstream but I like all panic songs and can't deny, issa bop
txyter.tot how dare you. it may be mainstream but it’s sTILL PANIC! !!!!!!!! (jk i don’t rly care)
Lmao shes hyped over food,and gets disappointed when someone likes her on a dating app. She said "aw its not my food someone just liked me on a dating app". 👏😂👏😂
My mom’s worst catholic school experience was when her and her friend both saw the ghost of a nun that died a few weeks before.
J L oof
catholic school is whack
Best way to describe it
I’m so high I blew my own mind with that comment lol Wouldn’t that go against everything Catholic school teaches you??
Skyler Adams No. They believe in life after death so it would make sense
To be fair taking a pregnancy test could fall under the category of 'the opposite of lesbian stuff'
I remember hearing a teacher storming down the hall once because a bunch of kids taped a guy to the floor after they locked the teacher out and he couldn’t move from the floor. Like a month later the fire department had to come in because the door broke and no one could get in or out. Gotta love Catholic school
Rachael: Are you Straight?
Aeons: *Gay Screaming*
**open notification**
**sees title of video**
_This is gonna be good_
I'm a Catholic. I went to Catholic school through ninth grade. No, Catholic schools should not exist. They're awful places full of awful rules. The one I went to had the right to kick you out if you got pregnant and they would out you to your parents if they found out you were gay. If you were in a gay relationship and didnt leave the relationship even after they told your parents, they could suspend and later expel you. The only good thing I remember was the teachers and counselors, and even then it was only some of them who truly cared about you and were understanding of different views. Anyone from the principal up didnt care about anything other than graduation rates and money. They're biased and teach everything in a biased way, including history, English, and somehow even math sometimes. More bad things happen there than most public schools, and they're all covered up. I'm a freshman in college, I'm still Catholic, but I will never let my kids go to a private school, much less a Catholic one.
not all catholic schools are like this though but okay
Oh nooo, catholic schools are just h o r r i b l e ! they kick you out for aNYtHiNg!! omG the terrible rules !! sad 😔
I go to a catholic school and they are very accepting and nice
@@soliswolis they're all different man
Sebastian Klein I went to a Catholic primary school and it was great, really cute and sheltered
I mean most of that stuff is against the Bible but yeah I think public schools are better it just provides a safer learning experience as they tend to be less harsh. They do also go and handle things in a bad way, inconsiderate of feelings.
Can we make this a cult and every upload will be a holiday?
Leica yes
Yes
Already ahead of u bud :^))))))
Where can I sign up??
Yes
*gay stuff* =
opposite of lesbian clearly.