#79--"Covid orgy" with Chelsea Peretti
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2020
- This week Moshe and Natasha discuss their return to city life and Moshe gives a rundown of all the manual labor tasks he completed while in the woods. We have our first three-peat guest, Chelsea Peretti, who stops by to help give advice to a caller who got pregnant from an orgy.
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This episode was great and Chelsea Peretti was even more hilarious than before. The frozen chat face bits were absolutely brilliant.
oh to be a chihuahua on a white couch on a podcast
Chelsea is one of my favorite comics. Always hilarious no matter what format
God I love Chelsea, everyone needs a friend like that who can jump back and forth between cracking a joke and giving actual good advice
I wonder if Natasha Is still friends with Chelsea Handler
HARD LAUGHS this episode. Best guest/caller combination.
Just watched this for this first time and was going to comment the same thing. lol
Watching this nearly two years later and hoping Mary got the help she needs. 💔
I nominate Mary for Most Iconic Caller 2020
I second that
Woof that first advice portion was craaaazy uncomfy for them when they realized how lost this girl was. Did you see moshe like shrink back in the chair? Hahaha but ultimately gave good advice.
Split screen please! Need to see Tash holding in her laughs while Mary is being Mary.
😂god damn dude chelsea is so effortlessly funny like every podcast i hear. Dare i say underrated
best guest
Chelsea is the best guest!!! Have her more, make it a thing that she keeps coming back :D
I was listening to this, but had to come here to watch Mary's segment and reactions. I laughed so hard! We need Chelsea regularly!
I appreciate Natasha and Mosh being nice to Mary
Thanks for having me on the show. I had an ok time . Not the best, but ok.
Scream sneezing is terrifying.
I think the call in was authentically depressed. I felt sorry for her, but I easily could've been reading it wrong because I've been in that situation a little bit myself lately. The psycho - social conditions of all of us right now can easily be described as less than desirable. It's probably a little more difficult for us single folk, or it can seem like it. I just hope she is not expecting/depending on anything positive/favorable from the "promoter." It kinda seems as if she kinda likes him. She seems strong, and if she's reading this, I know that this sounds simplistic, but it's true
"no one can get us down if we work/push to not allow it." - you seem to have alot of positive things going for you, working in your favor, and no one has ANY control over that.
Natasha and Moshe are very funny and I love their observations on people and the world we live in. Comedians help fill in the gap in times like these, and I think that we are seeking our favorite Comedians on UA-cam to make us laugh. MoTasha always makes me laugh hysterically. I'd like to thank you both for this. I hope/wish/pray for us all to have a wonderful/safe/happy morning and rest of our day today. :)
Chelsea Petetti is savage , love it.
Yo shoutout Mary man this was the weirdest shit I’ve seen in a while so funny tho
I love Natasha’s big laugh so much.
Peretti was on her A game.
Always
She’s one of the greats
I just listened to Coyote Dick again over the weekend. Chelsea is the best guest
The endings are always cute, but this one was the cutest
Love this podcast! ❤️ It has Moshe Kasher, the funniest female comic working today, and Natasha.
The grammar and formatting on this is really an A+
@@ihalfbrother Thanks Man. I try to do similar writings on my UA-cam Channel.
Such a good ep! Chelsea crushing it & making it look easy ❤
I've been waiting for this all day
Wow what an uplifting episode!
1. FUCKING loved Mary. Get your life, absolutely no judgement here. Fellow depressee here. Take care of your self first, and fill your tank before you try to fill someone else's. A baby is a real commitment and if you cant or arent in the habit taking your meds regularly, maybe now isn't the time and there is NO shame in that!! Wishing you the best. 2. Pitch: A children's book about the perils of not wearing a condom at an orgy. 🖤 3. Chelsea is theeeee best guest, you guys make an awesome three-some. 😉 4. Love you Tash and Mosh!!
Mary is adorable. Loved her ♥️
That was disturbing. Sounds like it was 5 20 something years old guys and 2 teen girls. Covid, orgy, no condoms, letting more than three guys cum inside her. She is doing treatments for depression. Scary.
CLASSIC COMBO w/ a TWIST! ❤️MARY❤️ 👏✨Equal parts hilarious AND empathetic👏✨👏✨BRAVO 🤣😷👋🏼😎 GREAT TRIO! 😂
Is he like a promoter? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes, after a scream-sneeze I like to say "werewolves of London"
Chelsie is 1000% right about the leash thing
This one was a bit hard to hear. Very sad. Mary needs to speak with a professional. Her problem is heavy and she’s so young. Good luck Mary! Do what you want in your heart. 💐
It was disturbing. Sad for that young naive girl.
Chelsea will always be one of the greats!!!
Never clicked on an episode quicker
CHELSEA, I LOVE YOU
More Chelsea pleaseeee
the zoom bit 😂😂😂
Annnndd..BOOM! IM SUBBED!!
Are those dogs medicated?
Natasha gonna be all over da wikifeet lol
Yessss Chelseaaa!
chelsea is one of the funniest.
Lifelines ultimate is Care Package
Gibraltars passive is his arm shield, but he can also revive people with extra shields and health under his bubble
Can confirm, r-301 is the best light weapon.
Can't believe Tash doesn't know this stuff by now....Season 7 is about to drop. Maybe she should get her nanny on some OT, figure out who her main is and grind ranked duo's with Moshe and stream it on Twitch
It’s definitely not advise during pregnancy. I know. Because I asked for myself. They told me it could affect the child before birth poorly and I was denied my request
That’s called the “Tennessee Side Sip” (w/ the Carlo Rossi Rhine).
Comment number 100 from me.... Moshe looks like Alan Alda when he laughs sincerely. Ok, that was the last one.
Every episode, I wonder where Moshe buys his socks and whether he is a sock collector. He either spends a lot of time thinking about which socks to where or he doesn't think about it at all.
I think theyre mostly Stance brand.
I hope Mary gets professional help :(
Maybe you shouldn't have called in on video with this one?!?!???
More peretti more peretti
Gotta say... my dude does a scream sneeze, and I think the best way to describe it is a grandpa sneeze. Grandpa don't care about his volume anymore.
Mary was nooooooot having it hahahaha
She called into a comedy podcast for serious advise and I just didn’t understand why. She wanted them to be serious but their whole thing is joking.
Chelsea so funny
Question: was the decision to use the name "Mary" implying that Jesus was born out of an awkward post-orgy confusion situation that led to a panic lie?
The “valla con dios “ 😭💀
the bitrate on your exported videos needs to be higher. Resolution is fine but the quality of the video is largely determined by bitrate.
Hands down the most awkward first caller. Wtf. Poor lady
Natasha is bangin’
I fucking love Chelsea Peretti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cutest lil mice get into my house occasionally. The first one I had to kill left me mildly traumatized. Shouldn't have looked at him. I switched to live traps and let them outside. But if there's two in a row the snap trap comes out
Fucking great episode
Meanwhile all the dogs look like field mice......lol
She should just show him this video. boom problem solved.
👏🏻
Is it just me or does my voice make you want to jump off of a roof
I love sneezing too
Lots glass ceilinf mouses etc
is Mary a teenager?
underage vibes for sure
I seriously hope she’s a teenager, because that story was horrific, sad , and pathetic at the same time.
She said they were all early 20’s
She sounds like Tricia Paytas probably sounds when she's not playing up her UA-cam persona.
Triumph the insult comedy dog, please
Mary almost had a little lamb
WEAR CONDOMS PEOPLE.
I feel very let down by the title of "Covid Orgy with Chelsea Peretti" vs. the actual content
Not a big fan of having the caller on video. It messes with the flow of the show and makes it feel clunkier. Also feels like we're missing out on natasha and moshes reactions to what the caller is saying
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Top of the line wine Carlos Rossi, I drinks it all the time it's hexa satisfying
Three or four times a day you can catch me driving
Back and forth to the liquor store buying, Jugs and jugs of the sh*t because I'm addicted with no denying
Tbh that whole situation is odd... like calling it a birth deposit? Calling the guy "the promoter" seems all around odd
The promoter is Chelseas joke, and mary was trying to be funny to lighten up a v dark situation. Shes obviously not in a great place.
You guys a NorCal couple. Stop playing around in plastic SoCal. come live in Santa Cruz. Seems like Moshe is becoming quite a surfer...
every bug and rodent is different, but yeah generally its like you cant trust them. like i won't kill a spider if he stays in his corner, but if he starts scrambling around. being all hdhd i gotta kill him.
mice dont really bother me, but im always proud of my cats for killing them. its good training so they can kill real pests like birds squirrels rats, and they keep your dog in line. like all those times you wanna hit your dog because he purposely will destroy something because hes a needy emotional baby basket case. now when i know im gonna be gone for a night i leave out my bag of clothes that need to go to goodwill cause then i know what hes gonna tear apart. its actually great!
Why does he look like a Columbo villain?
these dogs hate each other. (i'm talking about the animals)
Mary grosses me out a bit
I like that they didn't shame her, but yeah everything she said was yikes
mary was cool
Jesus was cool with the hos and sluts, why should you judge? You are entitled to your opinion and Im sure many will agree and thats totally ok, but just so you know, you CAN not like something you see on the internets, and NOT post about it. That IS an option too.
holy shit i never thought i could belly laugh to abortion
That call was really uncomfortable to listen to, a comedy centric advice podcast probably isn’t the best place to talk about your abortion.
Just because it's uncomfortable to you and others doesn't mean it shouldn't exist. It's a podcast where people should feel free to talk about whatever is on their minds, I think the very point is to be open minded and non judgemental of people's real problems. Why pretend abortion and covid orgies aren't real? She was obviously struggling and needed to vent her issue with her idols. She can also do the serious approach of speaking to medical professionals as they advised her.
This was sooooo ODDDDDDDDDD ;-)
Is this a podcast about a couple on the verge of murder suicide
Haven’t looked at her the same since she went after Uncle Joey 🙅♂️
Did she? Do tell..
Chelsea tried to over blow old JRE clips with Joey Diaz. She is who he is talking about when he said “Hook Nose tried to cancel me”
I had to do it
The rich comedy couple and comedy friend ripping on the commoners. How original. It's sad that people let themselves be subjected to this.
You think they’re rich? Lol
Yea they fucking suck. They made their careers championing identity politics and pretty much destroying whatever left movement exists in this fucking place
And?
The person who knows the podcast and called in asking to get advice from comedians on a public platform didn't know she would be a little roasted? Bro...