This man got Asher, a beard, all he needs now is tools, a grill, and his first dad joke :) Edit: Omg how did this stupid comment get almost 200 likes? This was literally a little gag, but I ain’t complaining thanks! :)
Romans chapter 10 verse nine if you declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead the Bible says you will be saved Jesus loves u Any prayer request text me And if your family has any prayer requests to
I’ve nena waiting for like 7 minutes just to see the new map, I may not be a fan of Fortnite but this season and last season may have made me think more highly of it
Now only the real ogs remember making your own port a fort on the highest mountain and customizing it in your own way and try to protect it I miss the good old days😢😢
Dantdm: oh Nooo
Kool-Aid guy *Burst through wall*:Oh Yeaaaa
this doesn’t even compare to the vid😂
Ya it does 😂
@@Emalinka but it funny 😂
lol
Oh oh no u said “Kool-Aid guy” omg how that triggers me- it’s Kool-Aid mannnnn
Someone in chat: do the emote
Dan: I don't wanna stand still
*dan stands still to consume shard*
HahahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHahahhaahhahahhahahaahahahahahaaaaa
E
F
Nah lame
The fun thing to stand still on in fortnite season 5 chapter 2 is the sand
I like how Justin is casually in his stream watching, such a good friend 😂
@noncappable very much true
They are good friends
He’s a fan!
This man got Asher, a beard, all he needs now is tools, a grill, and his first dad joke :)
Edit: Omg how did this stupid comment get almost 200 likes? This was literally a little gag, but I ain’t complaining thanks! :)
lmao
What i dont get you nor that
And he needs to get excited over a ladder ( if you know you know )
tools and grills??
No cap tho lol
Everyone: baby Yoda!
Dan: Anime Chick!
I am with Dan lexa is better that baby yada that’s probably because I watch anime and I am not a Star Wars fan
XD
@@aadenowens4756 I like both, I am a star wars fan and I watch a lot of anime
So true
Ayo thats what I’m like-
One of the people in the chat said "Guys its not an anime girl its a DANime girl"XD
Reminds me of Danimals
Xd
Everyone: WOW! This is a great season
Dantdm: why is there noise!
🤣
Why is there a noise tho
@JACOB BERRY ill do you one better where is noise
What is that noise actually?
Wow
Thank you for still giving us amazing content over the years Dan. Thank you.
Dan really is a legend
absolute LAD
Yes
Dans gonna be thatone guy we remember in the future
Yep thanks
23:56 I replayed that soooo many times lol
No not
2:48
Headshot lollllll
Dan: Get's a win first game on after not playing for a month.
Me: Can't get a win by playing every day.
@Gavin Cunningham ikr
@Gavin Cunningham probably lol
bro same with me
Same
I know right
Everyone: look at baby Yoda
Dan: run with ur little animu legs!
Not baby yoda lmao
He calls anime “animu” lol
His name is Grogu, you fool
@@masterchef3288 baby yoda his name is applied alert grogo
Spell check
Dan: I’m scared
Also Dan: pulls out a pistol
Beanos pistol are good u just don't know how to use it without dying
XD
Can I just say, Dan's beard is coming in real nice👌👌
You are soooo right
Yes
Way better than denis mustache
I agree my dude has finally become Dan the man
yes
No one:
ACTUALLY no one:
Unspeakable:
Miles Morales:
Twitch Chat: Danime girl
?
Look out her comes the spider Dan
@@shinojay8114 It's Anime girl, just Diamondifyed by the chat.
do i laugh?
im down for a danime
Dan after win: Ooh that's kinda tasty.
Does anybody realize that Dan in growing a beard.
Romans chapter 10 verse nine if you declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead the Bible says you will be saved Jesus loves u Any prayer request text me And if your family has any prayer requests to
@@ashimaashima32 ye
@@demetriusjohan5899 when you realize god is fake.
Lol
Now watch him not play another game for the whole season.
IKR LMAo I WAS THINKING ABOUTTHAT LMAOOO
Literally
Yes
While commenting and rwplying???
He needs to be like 2019 and 2018 dan bcz that dan is wierd and its funny and he needs to stop streaming too much
Dan is going dad mode with his beard.
Yes he is
lol
Indeed
Agreed
True
Who else is watching this 2 years after this video released and the beard completely caught you off guard
Dan: I don't like the charge
Dan in season 3 car vid: I like the charge
Me: NANI
Lol
@@darkblack274 I didn't realize the likes lol
LOL
I always look st the comments and be like”damm I should have wrote that”
Me too
damm I should have wrote that
Same
sameee
@Bombed Unicorn damm, I should have wrote that
Dan: '' Where is he? ''
ME: GeT dOwN dAn YoUr TRIGGERING mE!
he has not upload a vid 4 5 days
Omg ikr he just stays there without rushing them
Dan:Amazing thanks wow
I just got out of school and I have something to watch yey
Same
YOU COME OUT OF SCHOOL AT 6 O'CLOCK?!?!?!
same here
@@yuze1396 thats what I thought but its england here so...
@@yuze1396 different time zones maybe
This is the best season in my opinion, I cant imagine how good it'll be watching DanTDM watching it.
Om ok
No CAPP to that
Same
Yeah for once in forever they brought back good game mechanics
Yeah last season was kinda boring
The noise he heard was the preditor
When you see your name in chat for one split second:
*insert leonardo dicaprio pointing*
😂
WHEEZE
When
Fortnite:
2020: have one anime.
2025: all skin is anime.
Lmfao I hope not XD
I mean... that would be nice
@@penelopescottisbetterthany6538 weeb detected
@@drreaper6394 yes
Dan: The Charged Shotgun scared the life out of me
Me: Probably why you can't die
This is the way
This isn’t the way
Is that the guy from fortnite 😂
When Master Chief comes to Fortnite, wear it to honor me and the rest of the UNSC
Lol
Does UNSC Stand For United States Of Canada
@@percybertin5628 xD
Fake chief
Dan in chapter 2 season 3: I like the charge
Dan in chapter 2 season 5: I never liked the charge
True
no
The starting of match was so goooooood
who says he doesn’t look like grown up hiccup😂
He a exley does
what?
@@Fofers-1419 How To Train Your Dragon
@@acharple oooohhhh okay, i never wwatched that series
@@dilonoshan9564 a exley does
Only the og can remember the diamond dimension series
I do!
@@Charsbrand2011 Ayeee
@@lotus6946 ayeeeee
When Dan finds sand: heeheehaha
Me when i find sand: oh thats cool
I hate sand, its coarse, rough and it gets everywere
5:05 sounded like eye of the tiger when he shot
Yup exactly
the good old days
edit : before the burst quad launcher
DanTDM: Ooh the charge shotgun i heard about this
Me: Than why are you picking it up?!
Lol
I’ve been waiting for this like for... 7 hours
Same
Same
Same
I’ve nena waiting for like 7 minutes just to see the new map, I may not be a fan of Fortnite but this season and last season may have made me think more highly of it
He’s basically ninja but from the UK
DanTDM = DadTDM
Is your mind blown?
Wow dude that’s amazing, my life is changed thank you
No
Simple answer
He’s also close to 1 Million here on this channel
Dan around 2014 i will never grow a beard dan 2020 i have done the impossible
For reeeal
When ur earlier than the virtual hugs kid😂😂😂
Omg guys 🔥🔥This dude is so underrated as a youtuber watch! Hurry! He’s blowing up Guys! ua-cam.com/video/IlPCTtbM44Y/v-deo.html
@@elfoelfothelf8891 stfu bot
Imao
True lol
I hate these comments
❤️
how are you verified as Twerk Nation
Verified?
@Grant William Niemyer LMAOOO FR DUDE
@Grant William Niemyer agreed
Dan:I`m so dead.
Me: Youre at full health.
Grammar: *jumps out window*
@@boi_bye227 out the window*
@@boi_bye227 jumps out the window
@@charl1esgirl jumps out of the window*
Everyone: don’t lie who’s been a fan since 2020
Me: what’s that contrail he has at the beginning
Season 4 chapter 1 paint cloud
I was a fan when he played Minecraft
I’ve been a fan since it was 2015
I’ve been a fan since I was 4 now I’m 10
So 2015
My mans hair rlly just said Albert Einstein-
Dan:sitting on height for 6 minutes
Other guy: builds to protect his head
Dan who is not moving from height: why do play like this bro?!?
You’ve become a sweat I remember when you said i finally got 50 wins you’ve gotten so much better good job 👍
Getting better doesn't make you a sweat
He all calm and stuff and then he’s like LET’S GO
DanTDM: *Hits one shot*
Also DanTDM: Oof controller playa
You should watch the Mandalorian.
(Anyone want him to)
He should play Halo
Dan a lot of people say you can’t grown a beard looks like you changed it
Dan dom
Fate ?
@@hamzaqureshi4128 ikr
To be fair everyone thought that Dan and himself can’t grow a beard but he did right
@@NilaxYT3 now you are right
Now only the real ogs remember making your own port a fort on the highest mountain and customizing it in your own way and try to protect it I miss the good old days😢😢
Now it's just sweats cranking 90s on you
@@NotWonderrr yeah that's why i never play duos trios or squads unless if its my friends :/
Theres no noobs that make the game fun anymore it sucks
nobody:
literally nobody:
everyone in the chat the whole time: THINK NOODLES IS WATCHINGGG OH MAH GAWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!
You should delete your youtube acount
Dan: I won my first game of fortnite in season 5
Me: Hasn't won I game because I play on console and try hard PC player keep on killing me in top ten
Dan: I don't have enough health
Me: Dan you have six small shields
Mancake is my favourite skin lol (don’t judge)
(Edit)Woah I never knew that many ppl liked mancake and ty for likes too:0
why would people judge?
Same
Don't judge won't judge mancake is my favourite skin two
No no, he’s got a point Mancake is good
Ya I won’t judge you, Mancake is my favorite too.
His face when he realizes titled is back
Time stamp?
My friend Dan he’s already taken and he’s cracked at fortnite my guy uhh.
@Thinh Nguyen van tinh bot
Forgot to laugh
He doesn’t even remember the AK?!?!
I love how is reaction is 15. Seconds late to everything
Omg, I used to watch Dan but stopped then came back and wow has he changed 😳
Ye
Same
When it’s on DanTDM live but it wasn’t a stream.
It is a stream look at the chat near the right upper corner
Yea but he didn’t live stream it on the channel, he probably streamed it on Twitch
@@rcrook1e911 he only streams on Twitch,what did you expect different?
I won my first game yesterday, same I haven't play in a month. I love Lexa, she is my favorite. They brought back the old guns
I got a win about 50 mins before the event
What match was the win on? Just wondering
But they vaulted the pump
dan you are so good at fortnite
When he says what’s this to an heavy assault rifle
Oh! Dan there's new npcs like preditor and the mandolorian
Everyone calls him mando
@@Ghosty5938 boringggg
@@sports_4life629 what is boring? Your life?
Dan: I'm not taking that charge shotgun.
Me: WHAT I LOVE THAT GUN!?!?!?!
People: I dont say first when im early
Those same people: FiRsT
*F I R S T*
That’s probably you
Remember the og days of minecraft ahh the good days
Waaaaa? Why is Minecraft here? This is a fortnite video lmao
Yes i do
The glory days, When you could actually play The Hunger Games and not The Survival Games...
2:00
Dan: Let's jump through the window!
Also Dan 5 seconds later: Oh, we'll just crouch behind it then
0:20 I haven't played any game in almost 4 months and i love games so guess why?
Busy with school
THE CHARGE DOES 201 DAMAGE IF YOU CHARGE IT UP !
still, its slow and it doesnt spread too much
Tac > charge
@@vendetta1939 yeah literally someone jumping around with a tac beat me with a legendary charge.
@@v.k5417 you literally can't hit anyone who's jumping with a charge
@@v.k5417 you dont even need to hit head shots with a tac because its body damage is good and it shoots faster than any shotgun thats not vaulted rn
Dan be sweating
Nobody:
Someone in chat: GO *DANNY* GO
anyone else catch that and cringe cuz I did
the chat is cringe
Timestamp?
POV: you're early and have no idea what to say
lol
same
same lol
true
Trueeee
Dan:hit good snip
My friend:that child’s play
Dan is getting a beard lol he said that he would never look at him now
@Thinh Nguyen van tinh what do you mean
@@cjtheartist2974 it’s fake and it’s a bot
Omg he is a bot omg
Who is a og of dan
Dan should have his own icon series skin.
Not realy he dont play fortnite
@@MAGMA09090 he does
my first season 5 win was a duos, this morning i was playing with my brother and i died in end game, but my brother won the game for me.
Epic gaming
That's good teamwork
nice! :D
@@glugging why are people stil finding this lmao
"Now that we're men, we have facial hair!"
"Now that we're men, we changed our underwear!"
Finally after all these years he, has a NOICE BEARD
I PLAYED MY FIRST SOLO MATCH AFTER LOOKING THE BATTLE PASS AND I LITERALLY WON IN THE FIRST MATCH!
i cannot beleive that....
Nice good job! 👏
It’s really sad on how many subs there are on this channel, there should be more 😞
You think that just 2k more subs till 1mil is little?
Well compared to his other channel that has 24 mil yes
Ya
Dan:Gets his first win in fortnite
Me:I wanna play fortnite
My slow internet:no
Dude i'm SO unlucky I started updating fortnite since the event and *ITS AT 76.9 PERCENT*
Mines worse TRUST
The kid with the ps5:
Mine updated in season 3. Already knew how everything was going to happen in the season
McDonald's wifi alert 😂
The reaction video: lexa from uwu to don't fuck with me I have the power of god and anime on my side
Jeez cam down
Nice vid watching in 2024 😂idk how he said xbox one controller when is said triangle
Anyone in 2024 👇
Yes
Yes
Me : reads title
Also me: Dan please use the cute anime girl
Oh hell nah
Not even funny
@@musheer4095 it’s not meant to be funny pinhead
7:24 " why are the noise?"
-DanTDM
Normal people:
Idiots: FIRST FIRST FIRST PLEASE PIN ME
Loll
Lol
That’s what I’m saying
Never got close ;-;
Fun fact: the people who say there first dont even watch the vid
Lol I watched this stream!!😂😂😂😂
I did not watch the whole thing but, FORTNITE CREW
He makes playing on controller look like pc
So no ones gonna talk about how he says he's on a Xbox controller though he's on a PlayStation controller?
10:33 *No square button on Xbox controller.
On pc when y plug a controller it dosnt say the exact controller
Dan I can see something up your nostrils I think it’s a ps5 controller
Its surprising how much people wanted to friend Dan.
He hasn’t played so long he doesn’t even know that the tac shotgun is back