Omega Mart Employee Training Video - Unit 3 : Micro Breaks
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Even the most efficient Omega Mart employees suffer from food-related philosophical fatigue. Discover the rejuvenating joy of micro breaks with tips from our employee training MCs, Nate & Hila.
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Video Credits:
Starring Cast:
Karen: Lava Buckley @lifewithlava
Employee in Training: Emily Rankin @eerankin
Nate: Nathan Oglesby @NateHila @nateandhila
Hilla: Hila Perry @NateHila @nateandhila
Supporting Cast:
Customer 1: Melanie Harris
Customer 2: Don Converse
Customer 3: Samantha Kade @samanthakade
Manager: Shontez Morris @them0rrisc0de_aka_taz
Crew:
Directed by: Emily Montoya and Tristan Love
Screenplay by: Julianne Aguilar & Benji Geary & Emily Montoya & James Longmire
Director of Photography: James Kwan @kwantification
Edited by: Alec Brown @RetrosModernLife
Original Music by Nathan Oglesby & Hila Perry @nateandhila
Narrative Production Manager & Editor: Michael Wilson
Executive Producer: Nicolas Gonda
Executive Producer: Michael Becker
Executive Creative Director MW Las Vegas: Corvas Brinkerhoff @corvas
Sr. Creative Producer: Tristan Love @tristanmlove
Creative Director Omega Mart: Emily Montoya @emilyamontoya
Senior Narrative Creative Director: Joanna Garner @joannabgarner
Head of Story: James Longmire @jimmylongmire
Producer: Brent Morris @brent.morris
Associate Producer: Isabel Zermani @magicisrealism
Unit Production Manager: Austin Ross
Director of Animation and Post Production: Brad Wolfley @bradwolfley
Post Production Manager: Jeni Nelson @miralajeni
3D Animation & VFX: Cynthia Beauclair @littlebigbangstudios
3D Animation & VFX: Ricardo Barros @littlebigbangstudios
Graphic Design Director: Lacey Adams
Graphic Design Lead: Sydnee Mejia @syd.mejia
Sound Design: Jeff Nelson donkeytown studios
Production Designer: James Hayes
Costume Designer: Erica Frank @ericafrankdesign
Production Coordinator: Lava Buckley
Operations Manager: Justin Wiemer
Executive Admin: Melanie Harris
Executive Admin: Victoria House
Studio Manager: Michael Warren
Accounting Assistant: Otgadhe Whitman-Fox
Office Production Assistant: J Keenan Wallace
Casting: Kathryn Brink
1st AD : Sam Pool
2nd AD: Jorge Orozco
Key Set PA: Scotty Leonard
Crafty PA: Aiden Viscara
Script Supervisor: Bobbie Sumberg
1st AC: Sydney Metz
2nd AC: Will Tatman
Add Camera Op.: James Longmire
DIT: Forrest Marsh
Still Photographer: Kate Russell
Gaffer: Theodore Bott
Lighting Console Programmer: Patrick Toohey
Key Grip: Michael Warren
Dolly Grip: Tobin Espeset
Dolly Grip: Jeremiah Phillips
Company Grip: Jeremiah Phillips
Company Grip: Avery Pelzman
Sound Mixer: Andrejs Prokopenko
Set Costumer: Kim Trujillo
Key Makeup and Hair: Daniel Casillas
Makeup and Hair Assistant: Katie Douthit
Set Fabricator Jonathon Long (Robot)
Set Dresser / Props: Carlos Martinez
Set Dresser: Talon Stahmer
Art Dept Coordinator: Christine Hayes
Set Medic: Jonah Sparks
Set Medic: Josh Spinello
Filmed on location in the state of New Mexico
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Chapters:
0:04 Unit Four: Micro Breaks
0:15 Worker Fatigue
0:30 Micro Break
1:40 Employee Chant
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"together we roll like the wheels of a shopping cart"
3 people singing, 3 wheels spinning, perfectly accurate.
XD
There's a mini shopping cart with three wheels, two at the back, one on the front (centered)
@@starlenestilltouringyoutub2116 I think driving a shopping cart using two wheels would be impractical
"perfectly balanced like all things should be" - Thanos
@@famdw you mean a bike with a basket?
Microbreaks are what Amazon employees refer to as "I have time to piss in this bottle"
piss in the box!
Or go to my cry box.
@@wendyokoopa7048 In reality you still will not have time to go to the wagie cage. Put yourself ahead of the work even for a moment and it's already over for you. I speak this from experience as an ex Amazon employee of 4 years.
@@slowbro1337 damn.
Gotta love people who don't work at amazon falling for negative, sensational media about amazon.
We took ZERO microbreaks in the making of this song
No microbreaks.. Imagine
Congrats guys, you're pumping out bops
Your song makes me feel EXCEPTIONAL!
Nice work, Nate & Hila.
When people have too much time on their hands: I'm gonna sit here and wait for this video to premiere in two days!
Comment was 22 hours ago and it premieres in 22 hours
pog
Aqua cone for you sir
this is true.
@@havanadaurcy1321 Go get your hazmat suit
Microbreaks, which are merely femtoseconds long! Now you have time to do all your desires in a short ammount of time, while getting back to work instantly! ((Might cause a rip in space and time, creating a black hole the size of a golfball which would only grow in size. 1-17 chances of this happening.)) Haha, what a trooper! You'll be sure to get that promotion in no time.
Wow. Well, hopefully nobody causes a rip in space time.
@@munchie69 what a situation that'd be!
@just a load of clownery
Yep! You'd probably have a very difficult spil.
Ok
@@poisonouspotato1 ohh, thank you for letting me know! I was confused if i should space it out or not lmao
The anticipation is killing me.
I guess I just needed a micro break.
Dying and Living emit the same aural spectra
Shhhh
, ' , ' turn on a lava lamp ' , ' ,
0:17 I saw “Microbreaks” written in Papyrus and immediately started sweating
I would say that this is weird but that’s expected at this point
By now, the weirdest thing Omega Mart could be, is normal .
you don't do cult rituals when you work at grocery stores? I thought everyone did that
@@swordhunter12 | Yep. 404 Cleaner kinda struck me as that. None of the surreal shenanigans that made the other ads stick out, just someone hitting things with a hammer.
I suspected Omega Mart was a cult, but the chant confirmed it for me.
So they worship the supermarket?
@@munchie69 maybe
Join in the chant. You will feel better, more alive. Join us.
*UNNUS ANNUS UNNUS ANNUS* XD
@@collegemaster5683 ok?
These videos all have that strong Brian David Gilbert energy, and I would love to see him do one as a guest director or writer. I feel like Omega Mart and BDG were born in the same inter/transdimensional cradle and brought here with the combined will of the ancient ones to bring us surreal musical numbers based on the mundane.
omega mart just reached a whole new level of zjierbness
definitely similar vibes as watching bird
The funny thing is these aren't even that far off of real training videos... Those old Wendy's music video training tapes come to mind
Speaking of the Wendy’s training videos, Hot drinks is a bop, I don’t care what anyone says
@nickythehickey that song is better than it has any right being and I love it for it
Hot drinks is a bop, I don’t care what anyone says,
Grill skills and cold drinks are LOL.
Then there’s department store rap training videos. Like Ames and pier1.
I can’t wait to see what’s in store for me
Oh you have no idea
"Great" attitude!
do you… …really want to know ?
Omega mart training videos are nice.
You're Nice & First
Oh god, they even have a chant.
Yeah..
Visit Area 15! You'll see for yourself, become a part of the Omega crew! We are the Alpha, We are the Omega. The beginning and the end!
@Starchild
I'd rather watch the cult, not join it.
That’s the employee motto !
I've never seen an art group outdo itself the way these people do. Fucking incredible.
It's not fatigue, don't worry!
It's the drugs kicking in.
Yep.
Despite being a kitcshy box of cosmic quantum horrors of a store, this is incredibly affirming and I will incorporate it into my self care routines!
Omega mart has serious "don't hug me I'm scared" vibes
Cant wait to get started
Me either.
The one dislike was from the omega lemon
Help they got me BEAR WITH ME im being held at gun point by a literate anime BEAR WITH ME
@@doop4wow540 well shoot
@@doop4wow540 *animal
I JUST remembered about this channel and then the premiere comes into my feed :0
I like how gender-neutral does the new employee look like. One can see both young female and young male traits in their appearance. I wonder whether it is intentional.
Like the 3 working wheels of a shopping cart: there is the female, male, and non-binary
They look like Bryson from haminations tbh
@@bradreviews ...what's the fourth wheel
@@iamnotmcm "working wheels" there's only 3 in a cart
I think it's intentional. He's or she's the you character, so yeah it makes sense.
Honestly, not significantly different from working at the big orange home improvement store. There's a job I don't miss.
Big orange... Lowe's?!?
@@chelseacco7567 Home Depot I presume
@@kioku119 Yeah I know 😅
Omegamart is just Home Depot lite
Home Despot?
I feel like this series is really going somewhere and is definitely doing something with thr brainwashing and symbolism
It's not just a series, there's a "real" omega mart
Yep. Probably very intense brainwashing but it's not in your face kinda brainwashing. It happens after a period of time.
@@munchie69 Fun fact, the blond hair girl, was a customer in the last video, but now she's an employee
@@logicbuilder1204 im guessing they had to reuse actors cause of budget but mabye that actually means omegamart is a cult recruiting members?
@@fixarwcensored3671 That's my theory, because of that and the fact that they say, "We are the alpha and the omega", which is a phrase from the bible, which makes me think this might be a commentary on the branches of certain religious group can become cults, in this case Christianity, and how it can change your world view, and can pop up anywhere, in this case, a super market,
My sister just became manager at a local market and she had to watch some training videos and this was the first thing that popped to my mind. Alas, her videos weren't as motivational as this one hehehe.
That Newbie feels whole new subliminal message for breaktime and go with the flow
At omega mart everything breaks our machines, customers, visual experiences, and our employees. So renember to try to trancend whenever that happens.
Nice one
DIFFICULT SPILLS CAN HAVE MISPLACED CUSTOMERS
Oop, looks like I won't be going
WRONG VIDEO!
BRUH
Currently taking a micro break while in observation for my second COVID vaccine. Honestly, the suggestions were helpful
Oh wow I already saw this in the store itself lol
The new employee looks confused for all of these videos, until the chant at the end. Is there, perchance, hypnotism involved in these microbreaks?
Weird food, reality in a pretzel shape, out of nowhere songs, and a mild sense of cultish behavior...
Is this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
IT is but more poetic
Bouta learn more than a whole year of school
Also who dislikes it before it comes out
Dun-e-duh-duuh-duuh,
O-O-O, Omega Mart, you have no idea what in store for you ; ).
*glitch* Meat. Meat meat meat meat, meat meat meat meat meat!
All jokes aside, micro breaks are very good when you have a large amount of work
This series is going to get terrifying.
this has the energy of early rhett and link
*"Attention all Omega Mart Shoppers! There's a sale on Magic Mushrooms in the Produce Section! Only $3.21 a pound!"*
*"You have no idea what's in store for you!™"*
I was just about to say, omega mart is what you get when you are in the grocery store, an 8th deep into a trip, and nothing quite makes sense anymore.
One of us, one of us! gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us!
This...actually helped.
Thanks a lot. I feel a lot better now.
I absolutely love everything coming from Meow Wolf. Thanks for giving me such a huge amount of joy!
My gawd this is gonna be epic xD
These videos are growing the scp vibes I have for them
I'm going to take micro breaks from now on! Such a helpful and convenient way of taking breaks!
"Thank you for the help with dealing with lousy customers and other things, it is good help since I happen to be Manager of one of these places, and my employees seem to never listen. But ever since I showed them this, they actually do work!"
Trafficaly~
10/10
The void that was left in my heart by DHMIS has now been filled with Mammal Liquid.
Praise be the OmegaMart! \o/ \o/ \o/
Same
If there's a manager watching this. I have someone who entered omega mart and never came back out. Nothing serious, I hope. But I'd like to know if he's ever coming back, or has transcended this mortal realm.
the cc at the end say "we are omega mark" instead of mart lol im pretty sure they actually said mart
This video makes me feel like an exceptional customer
I fear that after we finish watching the training videos we will work for Omega Mart, whether we want to or not.
Yeah. That's to be expected.
Omega Mart never gets old
How fun and exceptional....
This makes me think of the Walmart chant. Don't make me think about the Walmart chant
Waiting intensifying
The drugs won’t hit that hard
The drugs:
I’ve been sitting here for a day, still waitin
Woo, this premieres on my birthday!
Happy birthday!
@@dankboi1560 Thanks!
Happy Birthday,
Welcome to the OmegaMart Team!
Happy birth
@@geobreak3r177 happ bday
Examining my microbes and kindly thanking them sounds fun
That feels so cult like, damn
I don’t like the dance that guy suggested after they told me to take off my pants 😳
At this point I'm slowly beginning to think there's nothing scientifically wrong with Omega Mart, everyone is just high.
Clearly it's piped into the vents or something ;p That said the cult chanting at the end was creepy (as it should be). hehe
I like the idea of people who become omega mart employees become trapped at omega mart, and long for escape, but they cannot get it. or every omega mart employee is manufactured IN omega mart, they're built for one purposed only.
Oh oh oh, omega mart! You have no *idea* what’s in-store for you!
After that micro break my brain feels oddly... scrubbed. Like it's been completely washed clean. What a refreshing feeling! Thank you, microbes!
At first, it seemed like a weird impossible shop. Now, Omega Mart looks like a cult!
this feels like a cult but, not
it feels like something so much bigger than a cult
(which is funny to say on this video in particular)
Its a real place in las vegas- I saw it with me own two peepers
I love how androgynous the trainee is in all these vids
I would watch the premiere but I’m in school. hope you guys enjoy it though ;)
You guys need to have so much fun making these
I would listen to a whole album of this stuff
Microbreak...or microdose hehe. Going on June 9th, my birthday, and could NOT be more excited 😍😍💀
“Extend your wrist, put your hand in a fist
give it a 360 degree twist
while you contemplate whether when you die you’ll be missed
and cease to exist
or find peace and bliss”
Bars 😩
Awesome song and dance the omega mart song is
The 'micro breaks' font reminds me strongly of the '90s-era Outer Limits, as if it's the beginning of an episode. I also want to buy a microscope, for some reason.
This just seems like a weird (yet beautiful) brainwashing ritual and I love it
it's worker fatigue!
These are great videos. Thank you for making them.
Shakespeare is quivering
Ok, but who is omega mark. Like really turn the captions on and on the end
2 peapole aiding employee in training
These are getting more and more psychedelic and musical.
I can't wait to see where this ends up going.
Same.
here before this blows up
this just screams acid
Damn, this is my third video and I already want to dedicate myself to Omega Mart.
Imagine being the person in the middle and having to let the other two whisper creepily at you and awkwardly go along with it while acting like you just saw the secrets of the universe
I might start listening to this when I’m stressed at work 😂
Even Omega mart encourages breaks
At "you are the sauce and all its tomatoes" I transcended and don't want to come back
The riff beginning and ending this video is the same riff in Do it Again by Elevation Worship. Make of that what you will
I feel like most of this video could be summed up by simply this: "Goddamnit David, I told you to stop shoving lit joints into the ventilation."
Are we gonna talk about what a good style parody of the Butthole Surfers this is?
I’m starting to think Omega Mart is a hive mind
When is the Omega Mart EP dropping?
Can omega Mart make you into a anthro pomeranian
you're already an anthro pomeranian in your heart
@@cellularautomaton. UwU
In the news today, Amazon introduces “Zen Booths” for warehouse workers who need a micro break
Oh no. She's been assimilated.
0:07 bro wtf i have a scar in the same place
D-Did…Did I just join a cult?!
I feel so much sympathy for these imaginary employees.
god I can't wait to go to omegamart over the summer.. I have no idea what's in store for me