I Legally Had The Worlds Shortest Marriage

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  • @MaxFosh
    @MaxFosh  Рік тому +1302

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  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale Рік тому +34506

    "I'm Max Fosh and i'm going to serve the shortest jailtime EVER after being given a Life-Sentence
    It''s time to break out, kind of like how Surfshark helps you break out of-"

  • @cavanpearson-watson4931
    @cavanpearson-watson4931 Рік тому +5765

    I can just imagine her wedding speech. "Some of you may not know but this is actually my 2nd wedding. My last marriage lasted 3 minutes. Hopefully this one lasts a bit longer"

    • @katem5520
      @katem5520 Рік тому +260

      That sounds so interesting though!🤭 Definitely an ice breaker when it comes to wedding speeches haha

    • @ha8008
      @ha8008 8 місяців тому +39

      nice shade of blue

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 8 місяців тому +24

      OMG YES!! That would make such a great speechA

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 8 місяців тому +17

      @@ha8008 I now pronounce you. Wife and wife!

    • @Telemergion
      @Telemergion 8 місяців тому +45

      I wonder if Max will get an invite

  • @Dalthos2
    @Dalthos2 7 місяців тому +919

    Ironically, he also had the most harmonious marriage in history as well.

    • @shatterhacked
      @shatterhacked 4 місяці тому +46

      Oh, yeah. Even the divorce was respectful.

  • @solarwinds9363
    @solarwinds9363 8 місяців тому +652

    I got married and by the time we walked out of the town hall room and showed our wedding booklet to my best friend she showed me that the birtdate of my husband was wrong (risk for being born at the tail end of December). Since we were moving out of the country it was going to be faster to get our marriage nullified and get married again straight after, with the correct DOB. So my first marriage lasted very short as well. That was 25+ years ago, our second marriage lasted a lot longer! 😂

    • @hlidskjalf4966
      @hlidskjalf4966 8 місяців тому +23

      thats incredible 😂

    • @filliaa3661
      @filliaa3661 7 місяців тому +20

      Thats actually a fun story 😂

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 5 місяців тому +5

      What are the implications of this? I'm just confused why it's important for the DOB to be correct.

    • @diegoforlan2324
      @diegoforlan2324 4 місяці тому +18

      @@XoIoRouge Because if you move country they won't believe the bloke is her husband cos the birthdates don't match up

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@diegoforlan2324Ah... that's kinda weird but makes sense.

  • @Sebbir
    @Sebbir Рік тому +16508

    Sylvia was such a good sport. She’s definitely a keeper… oh wait

    • @nipunadodan
      @nipunadodan Рік тому +1656

      Lolz! But her fiance is even more of a good sport haha 😂

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir Рік тому +127

      @@nipunadodan definitely haha

    • @PitWChannel
      @PitWChannel Рік тому +132

      @@nipunadodan or he wanted to embrace the chance of getting rid of her ;-)

    • @KhoPhi
      @KhoPhi Рік тому +178

      @@PitWChannel For 3 minutes, definitely!

    • @Jenkkimie
      @Jenkkimie Рік тому +24

      Their marriage didn't go deeper.

  • @circeismyspirit
    @circeismyspirit Рік тому +17956

    Max casually having two marriages within a year

    • @dog_backward
      @dog_backward Рік тому +1520

      More appropriate title of the video should be
      Any%glitchless_speedrun_marriage (FORMAL WORLD RECORD)

    • @ezraandkarinahazel5768
      @ezraandkarinahazel5768 Рік тому +161

      He’s a chad

    • @orangepizzaparty688
      @orangepizzaparty688 Рік тому +638

      the funniest bit being that his first marriage, he didn't technically annul. Annulments don't apply to same-sex couples

    • @AbiWilliams12292011
      @AbiWilliams12292011 Рік тому +81

      I knew he did this before. Just couldn't remember

    • @matthewgiallourakis7645
      @matthewgiallourakis7645 Рік тому +127

      @@dog_backward Don't forget about the optional honeymoon low% in the middle of the any% speedrun. Crazy!

  • @benjaminkuch2558
    @benjaminkuch2558 Рік тому +2136

    As someone who has been in a relationship for slightly over one and a half days, this makes me really proud of us for going so long!

  • @theopneustos-eureka
    @theopneustos-eureka 5 місяців тому +248

    The luck of him finding Sylvia who has a fiancée (i.e. pretty much guaranteed she'd want a divorce, since she has some other guy), but also being willing to marry him. Insane.

    • @dfpguitar
      @dfpguitar 5 місяців тому +12

      It's hard to imagine it wasn't a plant. The video just wouldn't have worked without her.

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 5 місяців тому +33

      Well, I wouldn't do this with someone I didn't trust - and I don't trust strangers. He probably asked on his Patreon or Discord. Everyone else he asked in public was actually random - he wasn't serious, so if anyone's vibe didn't check (i.e. they said yes) he would just cut it out from the video. Sylvia said her fiancee watches Max, so it's likely that's how they found out. There's a lot of behind the scenes that happens in youtube videos.

  • @Qoushik
    @Qoushik Рік тому +20622

    Imagine Max getting married for real, and during the vows he brings up his Surfshark sponsor deals. That'll probably happen!

  • @smashaboneplayz9918
    @smashaboneplayz9918 Рік тому +13731

    Max is the only person to do an AD statement during his marriage

    • @pyc1757
      @pyc1757 Рік тому +131

      I some how feel like SOMEONE has done that before lol

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +6

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @RealGeekOutGamer
      @RealGeekOutGamer Рік тому +60

      Maybe Linus could too

    • @rocketboysmc
      @rocketboysmc Рік тому +41

      Now if there was one reason I would want to get a divorce just after marrying that would be it.

    • @freyjathehealer5559
      @freyjathehealer5559 Рік тому +47

      His AD reads are getting braver. He did one in court and now he’s done one while getting married

  • @aloisplease9616
    @aloisplease9616 Рік тому +878

    Sylvia is suddenly one of the most beloved guests on the channel lmao.

    • @nigglebit
      @nigglebit 2 місяці тому +2

      Of course she is! She's Max's wife. Hang on a second... She's Max's ex-wife.

  • @hugenerd97
    @hugenerd97 10 місяців тому +629

    This will be an incredible story for Sylvia to tell at dinner parties or to her future kids if she has any.

    • @killertaker3990
      @killertaker3990 7 місяців тому +19

      In the 3 minutes during her short marriage. Her poor Fiance had to let his family know that his girl got married...

    • @DavidWeinehall
      @DavidWeinehall 6 місяців тому +20

      "Kids, have I ever told you the story about how I met my first husband?"

    • @Gamer-kn7fi
      @Gamer-kn7fi 5 місяців тому +7

      As long as she doesnt start with "Let me tell you how i met your father"

    • @PersonZinroo
      @PersonZinroo 4 місяці тому

      damnnn

    • @Dhairya3333
      @Dhairya3333 4 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@DavidWeinehallso it all started in 2013 when I went on a Hongkong trip with my sister Lisa

  • @kcchristian
    @kcchristian Рік тому +8118

    “A privilege usually reserved for the Royal family”
    Well, you see, Max, you are an ex-Royal by marriage so I think that counts

    • @reinei1
      @reinei1 Рік тому +448

      Except his Husband was catholic and thus no longer considered royal in the eyes of the crown...

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Рік тому +347

      Also the marriage was annulled, so it legally never happened

    • @ASocialistTransGirl
      @ASocialistTransGirl Рік тому +26

      @Don't Read Profile Photo okay

    • @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
      @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 Рік тому +10

      ​@@panda4247 not necessary for same sex marriages

    • @multifandomnerd1328
      @multifandomnerd1328 Рік тому +50

      @@panda4247 we dont actually know if it was annulled, all we know is that max' lawyer handled it

  • @TriadAgone
    @TriadAgone Рік тому +6821

    I love how the old guy was like 'bird or a bloke?' And he said 'idk yet' and all the old guys just went 'yeah okay ' and continued the conversation

    • @fee8422
      @fee8422 Рік тому +763

      we stan kev, kev and kev

    • @csanadhorvath
      @csanadhorvath Рік тому +518

      just goes to show how most people are fine with it and don't really care about these sort of things as long as you're happy.
      Its always the 10% on one extreme end of the scale (being overly provocative just for attention), and the 10% on the other extreme end of the tolerance scale (anti lgbtq, and hate all these people) who give their minorities a really bad name. 8/10 people are chill with everyone if you are kind and happy :)

    • @vamp3340
      @vamp3340 Рік тому +53

      Wholesome

    • @slinger7529
      @slinger7529 Рік тому

      @@csanadhorvath no its the 99% who dont like children being indoctrinated with ideologies that state you can be the opposite gender

    • @sandro7
      @sandro7 Рік тому +110

      I have to know, is bird supposed to be British slang for a woman orrr was he asking if he was gonna get married to an actual bird - which to be fair would be totally in character

  • @claravialas
    @claravialas 11 місяців тому +84

    3:54 you can immediately tell their profession by the look on their faces

  • @jurrasicparx
    @jurrasicparx Рік тому +286

    Whilst this was a good idea, I can't imagine how much paperwork would be required to reference this marriage in literally any, if not all, major future documents.

    • @MateusAntonioBittencourt
      @MateusAntonioBittencourt 6 місяців тому +73

      It wouldn't need to be. The marriage was annulled actually. Contrary to divorce... an annulment makes the whole marriage invalid, as if it has never happened.
      While a divorce means the person was married and is not anymore. An annulment makes so the person was actually never married in the firsts place. It's like a legal time travel.

    • @capitalcitygiant
      @capitalcitygiant 6 місяців тому +24

      @@MateusAntonioBittencourt Now I want to know about illegal time travel...

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 5 місяців тому +9

      @@capitalcitygiantno you don’t, it’s a dirty game

  • @C.DFootball
    @C.DFootball Рік тому +3085

    Fair play to Silvia for actually agreeing to the insane deal

    • @collinbeal
      @collinbeal Рік тому +328

      She's already engaged, so she basically got a free entertaining story to tell at the reception. Clever girl

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator Рік тому +421

      Not to downplay Sylvia's part, but to me, the real hero is Gerson.
      “Hey buddy, can I marry your fianceé?” “Please.”
      What a Chad!

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 Рік тому +49

      When Gerson and Silvia get married for real Silvia will have to say she has been married before when they do either Church bans or announcement through the office of births, marriages and deaths.

    • @dannyboy4682
      @dannyboy4682 Рік тому +51

      Is a win for everyone. Being engaged he knew she wouldn't stay married or drag out a divorce for assets. I love everything about this

    • @tehs3raph1m
      @tehs3raph1m Рік тому +40

      @@gm2407 not for an annulment which is what they had, it's different to a divorce. It essentially undoes the marriage rather than a divorce and can only be done at the start of a marriage.

  • @Woah_Egg
    @Woah_Egg Рік тому +5875

    Max is the kind of man you would see at a pub and he would tell stories no-one believes because he just does the silliest things

    • @Zuignap
      @Zuignap Рік тому +156

      Go home max, you're drunk, that obviously didn't happen!

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas Рік тому +104

      Except he is in the rather unique position of having the receipts on this channel, unlike the random bloke down the pub xD

    • @YoungCoconuttt
      @YoungCoconuttt Рік тому +46

      some would even say he’s silly to the max!

    • @rtxf
      @rtxf Рік тому +21

      And then plug surfshark in the middle of the stories

    • @lanmandragoran8337
      @lanmandragoran8337 Рік тому +8

      Sillius Maximus.

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 Рік тому +61

    7:30 Bro got friendzoned by his wife

  • @cuebal
    @cuebal 11 місяців тому +190

    Sylvia has a hell of a story to tell.

  • @andyhartley
    @andyhartley Рік тому +2836

    If Max gets married for actual love reasons in future, does this mean he's going to have to admit to his partner that he's now divorced twice (after the previous incident)?!

    • @cool4ever329
      @cool4ever329 Рік тому +338

      I guess his 3rd wife would know about his previous 2 from UA-cam so no extra disclosure needed :)

    • @andyhartley
      @andyhartley Рік тому +288

      @@cool4ever329 One previous husband and one previous wife.

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Рік тому +83

      The previous one was annulled, so it legally never happened, no?

    • @andyhartley
      @andyhartley Рік тому +146

      @@panda4247 So was this one. You actually have to be married for a year to get a divorce in the UK. Depends how pedantic you want to be.

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Рік тому +62

      @@andyhartley yeah, I remembered that from the previous video.
      I was not sure if they found some different part of the law to get a divorce on a technicality, or went for the same procedure and just called it a divorce for the purposes of easier story telling

  • @miriambalance9518
    @miriambalance9518 Рік тому +5251

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the speed at which Max came out with "I love your breads" when the man said his name was Nan? Gold!

    • @AntedianDignitary
      @AntedianDignitary Рік тому +37

      There was a cut….

    • @fernleafie
      @fernleafie 8 місяців тому +3

      Literally comedy gold. I went wild

    • @aperture0
      @aperture0 8 місяців тому +2

      Bruh I feel dumb. I thought Nan was a name. 😢

    • @user-ny7tb4nb6j
      @user-ny7tb4nb6j 7 місяців тому +8

      @@fernleafie Could you explain it to me please? Not a native speaker, so I don't get the joke((

    • @fernleafie
      @fernleafie 7 місяців тому +40

      @@user-ny7tb4nb6j There is a type of bread called Naan bread, it’s pronounced “Nan”
      - so since the guy’s name is ‘Nan’, Max is joking about how he loves (Nan’s) bread
      Implying that the dude is the creator of Naan bread kinda 🤭
      Hope that helped!

  • @Stranger-lh6ho
    @Stranger-lh6ho 11 місяців тому +91

    He had me rolling on the floor laughing when he just casually threw in the sponsor in the middle of his vows 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Margart526
    @Margart526 Рік тому +1249

    Nice one max, my relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, Really love her so much, i can’t stop thinking about her. I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated because i literally can't envision my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her..

    • @bartholetbay412
      @bartholetbay412 Рік тому +26

      Your feelings are understandable, It's always difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation when my wife of 12 years left me, i couldn't just let her go. I did all I could to get her back, I had to seek the help of a spiritual adviser who helped me bring her back.

    • @Margart526
      @Margart526 Рік тому +2

      @@bartholetbay412 Wow, how did you get a spiritual adviser, and how do i reach her?

    • @Margart526
      @Margart526 Рік тому +2

      @@bartholetbay412 Thank you for this valuable information, I just looked her up online. impressive.

    • @TeddyLucia1006
      @TeddyLucia1006 Рік тому +125

      Bots be wild nowadays

    • @francogallardo481
      @francogallardo481 Рік тому +23

      @@TeddyLucia1006 yeah right, what an AD XDDD

  • @HEKVT
    @HEKVT Рік тому +1976

    3 minutes is plenty of time for lots of things, even a marriage.

    • @dukeoffrance2063
      @dukeoffrance2063 Рік тому +42

      Yes. Especially a divorce

    • @smog118
      @smog118 Рік тому +80

      your girlfriend is so lucky

    • @LastChanceChez
      @LastChanceChez Рік тому +32

      3 minutes is more than enough time to consumate a marriage too

    • @LizordSword
      @LizordSword Рік тому +5

      ​​@@smog118 lmfao that's mean lmfao
      didn't mean to make a lmfao sandwich

    • @LameManz
      @LameManz Рік тому +1

      ​@Don't Read Profile Photo ok

  • @SlickNickP
    @SlickNickP Рік тому +2245

    Max at his real wedding someday: “I do love you, and this is a legitimate wedding, but I must say… I have to scrap about a dozen marriage-related video ideas now that I’m no longer legally available”

    • @DrTheRich
      @DrTheRich Рік тому +41

      this was a real wedding...

    • @Grothgerek
      @Grothgerek 11 місяців тому +95

      @@DrTheRich I'm pretty sure he means the wedding where he marries his girlfriend and tries to stay with her forever. In other words, a real real marriage. ^^

    • @jorenminer8817
      @jorenminer8817 9 місяців тому +17

      He better have a sponsor and put in a plug for it at his "for a long time" wedding

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@jorenminer8817 Or at least his "for an intended long time"

    • @calebmcurby8580
      @calebmcurby8580 5 місяців тому +5

      Nah, he'll be like "I'm getting married for realsies, so I have to finish making all 12 marriage related videos... In this video..."

  • @rotteth
    @rotteth Рік тому +23

    "Whats your name?" "Nan." "Oh, I love your bread." Had me laughing so hard💀

  • @byimranalam
    @byimranalam 11 місяців тому +26

    9:03 the confidence 💀

  • @twistycorp3482
    @twistycorp3482 Рік тому +2367

    Max really just doing side missions at this point. What a silly man

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      E

    • @JCB576
      @JCB576 Рік тому +14

      A silly fosh one may say

    • @TheRatOffroad
      @TheRatOffroad Рік тому +16

      Silly to the Max

    • @CYRUS_1407
      @CYRUS_1407 Рік тому +20

      Well, he's the official prophet of sillyism. We are all silly billies

    • @acrossthevioletsky
      @acrossthevioletsky Рік тому +5

      There's literally a Skyrim speedrun category on getting married, and if I'm not mistaken, the any% category uses a failed wedding

  • @war1s_
    @war1s_ Рік тому +4188

    Max is so funny that its not even surprising when he does stuff like this

    • @dog_backward
      @dog_backward Рік тому +20

      More appropriate title should be
      Any%glitchless_speedrun_marriage (Formal world record)

    • @Oliverthisweek
      @Oliverthisweek Рік тому

      hello max could you respond i want to buy one of your signet ring

    • @Oliverthisweek
      @Oliverthisweek Рік тому

      also it looks like he was in chamonix,France

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @YongTre100
      @YongTre100 Рік тому +4

      @@dog_backward actually I think it should be 100%glitchless_speedrun_marriage (Formal world record) since he did do all the 'things' like a 'honeymoon' and 'grounds for divorce and whatnot

  • @yooein
    @yooein Рік тому +52

    Congrats to Sylvia and Gerson!!

  • @hlidskjalf4966
    @hlidskjalf4966 8 місяців тому +36

    id LOVE to be a fly on the wall if max ever plays two truths and a lie with his friends

  • @OffSFh
    @OffSFh Рік тому +603

    I can't believe Sylvia's fiance was like. Yes this random stranger can marry my fiance

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Рік тому +224

      Well, they said he watches Max's videos, so it's not a random dude.
      I am sure they would not be ok if me or you asked Sylvia for the same

    • @petradegroot3578
      @petradegroot3578 Рік тому +12

      Still, pretty funny indeed😅😂

    • @noogidoo2217
      @noogidoo2217 Рік тому +24

      @@panda4247 I mean I'm not sure he'd be a fan of letting 2 people marry his fiance, regardless of who they were

  • @luckavfx
    @luckavfx Рік тому +1157

    any video following the title of “i legally…” is always incredibly entertaining

    • @hiccupthegreat1987
      @hiccupthegreat1987 Рік тому +44

      Now i want to see a video title saying “I ilegally…”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Redddragon
      @Redddragon Рік тому +12

      @@hiccupthegreat1987 I legally became the richest man in the world
      vs
      I illegally became the richest man in the world
      😨

    • @cyanmarine
      @cyanmarine Рік тому +14

      ​@@RedddragonI mean
      He did technically commit a crime in "I became the richest man in the world for 7 minutes" iirc

    • @Redddragon
      @Redddragon Рік тому +2

      @@cyanmarine I FORGOT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A VIDEO HE DID LJNKSGJ DFGJJNFG

  • @CosmoDragons601
    @CosmoDragons601 3 місяці тому +4

    The fact the marriage person lady looks so happy but the divorce lawyer seems grumpy is peak perfection

  • @felixdaglish2452
    @felixdaglish2452 Рік тому +5

    The different way the registrar and the divorce lawyer stare into the camera at 4:00 is very on brand.

  • @ClassicHolic
    @ClassicHolic Рік тому +984

    Sylvia has a GREAT sense of humour!

  • @WillKrause21
    @WillKrause21 Рік тому +636

    The benign wholesomeness of some 60+ year old going "who ya having, a bloke or a bird"?

    • @Or26565
      @Or26565 Рік тому +6

      I don’t know what that even means 😢

    • @JustinMcJustin
      @JustinMcJustin Рік тому +103

      @@Or26565 "Will you be marrying a gentleman or a lady?"

    • @Ungabunga923
      @Ungabunga923 Рік тому +35

      @@Or26565 to translate into British, it means a guy or girl

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle Рік тому +1

      ​@@Or26565 are you clapped

    • @heyjude6680
      @heyjude6680 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@itsoraclenot everyone's british

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 6 місяців тому +6

    He didn't even have time to consummate the marriage 😂

  • @oofmcgoof6386
    @oofmcgoof6386 11 місяців тому +7

    bro is on another level, he really dropped a sponsored segment during his wedding vow 💀

  • @clumsyclewer
    @clumsyclewer Рік тому +1580

    If I had a nickel for every time max got married for a video
    I’d have 2 nickels
    Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

    • @charliefranklin8523
      @charliefranklin8523 Рік тому +3

      what was the other one??

    • @e34YT
      @e34YT Рік тому +60

      @@charliefranklin8523 when he married someone from the royal family for a few hours

    • @tiltmonger9448
      @tiltmonger9448 Рік тому +7

      NOOO SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO IT

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎

    • @marygarcia2814
      @marygarcia2814 Рік тому +7

      Quoting phineas and ferb lol. I love it.

  • @_billyjackson
    @_billyjackson Рік тому +2792

    Might not be a safe one to try. But I'm half expecting Max to produce a shortest funeral video next where he has doctors briefly stop his heart for long enough to be declared dead before starting back up again.

    • @cheejeuporkeucuteuleteu
      @cheejeuporkeucuteuleteu Рік тому +354

      NO THAT'S TOO RISKY OMG-

    • @Efflorescentey
      @Efflorescentey Рік тому +326

      Don’t tempt him he would 😂

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 Рік тому +271

      I'm fairly sure this would violate the Hippocratic oath and no doctor that I would rely on to resuscitate me would be willing to intentionally kill me for no medically necessary reason.

    • @Argonikron
      @Argonikron Рік тому +59

      This one is insane.

    • @entityjack9054
      @entityjack9054 Рік тому +35

      I Legally had the World's Shortest Funeral

  • @kyllernotkiller
    @kyllernotkiller 4 місяці тому +3

    He took the speedrun community so seriously, he got world record in marriage any% with time 2 : 56, tbh, he is so good at it that idk how he done it

  • @theworm7156
    @theworm7156 3 місяці тому +2

    6:17 bro that segue was wild

  • @orangepizzaparty688
    @orangepizzaparty688 Рік тому +399

    The funniest part of all this, is Max never technically annulled his first marriage, since annulments don't apply to same-sex couples.

    • @juliasantini
      @juliasantini Рік тому +79

      No…they had a divorce. He said it in a jolly video

    • @ye11owflower
      @ye11owflower Рік тому +6

      @@juliasantini do you remember which one?

    • @andrewcamagay6255
      @andrewcamagay6255 Рік тому +2

      @@ye11owflower This one: ua-cam.com/video/GcL51R_9400/v-deo.html

    • @ye11owflower
      @ye11owflower Рік тому +4

      @@andrewcamagay6255 thank you!! I’ve been curious about the outcome of that video for months!

    • @andrewcamagay6255
      @andrewcamagay6255 Рік тому +1

      @@ye11owflower no worries :)

  • @ARG_ON18
    @ARG_ON18 Рік тому +537

    Expected to watch some speedruns today. Didn't expect to see someone speedrunning a marriage.

  • @KraliMishev
    @KraliMishev Рік тому +2

    This is great, as always, Max! I'm a bit skeptical on the 3 minute timeframe for the wedding. A few jumpcuts, clock not displayed the entire time. Still, better than anything I've done in my life. What a bloke!

  • @tomswagboy
    @tomswagboy Рік тому +7

    What a character Sylvie!
    Big up to you Maxi ❤

  • @Mrmongoose64
    @Mrmongoose64 Рік тому +220

    2:53 "Nan? I love your bread." That one got me rolling.

    • @SA-oq5lz
      @SA-oq5lz Рік тому +10

      He's so fast 🤣

    • @marias6583
      @marias6583 11 місяців тому +1

      I didn’t get that until I saw your comment🤣🤣

  • @SP4CEBAR
    @SP4CEBAR Рік тому +169

    Now whenever someone says 3 minutes is nothing we should tell them "you could get married in 3 minutes"

    • @gv2807
      @gv2807 Рік тому +20

      And divorced too

  • @DashCat9
    @DashCat9 Рік тому +1

    I almost spit out my drink when you cut to the advertisement in the middle of the vows.
    Thanks for that.

  • @MrKata55
    @MrKata55 9 місяців тому +7

    At 5:13 she (Sylvia I suppose) says "he watches you so I guess, maybe?", you can correct that in the subtitles

  • @builttoscalevideos
    @builttoscalevideos Рік тому +533

    Can always rely on Max Fosh to do something as silly as speedrunning a marriage lol

  • @cosmodoge6565
    @cosmodoge6565 Рік тому +242

    Max should make a video where he's pretending to do something like this but at the end it turns out that it's his real wedding

    • @pastelcat879
      @pastelcat879 Рік тому +9

      That would be amazing

    • @Grothgerek
      @Grothgerek 11 місяців тому

      I don't know british law, but its generally the case that a wedding isn't legal (and therefore not real), if the other person doesn't know its a wedding.

    • @Pistachio3325
      @Pistachio3325 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@GrothgerekI think they mean the viewer thinks it's a prank but then it turns out it's actually his wife

  • @rockereivanivan
    @rockereivanivan Рік тому

    So I saw a reel and then watched this video and I can honestly say this is a great channel. Thanks so much for the videos this are so fun to watch.

  • @ApeironSound
    @ApeironSound Рік тому

    Sir Fosh, I've been to exactly one Wetherspoon in my life and it's a beautiful memory, albeit a hazy one - is this The Central Bar one in Shepherds Bush?
    Also, congratulations to that wonderful marrdivorce, that great narrative arc and the best sponsorship placement one could ask for, thanks Surfshark (& Max)!

  • @IAmKnightsDawn
    @IAmKnightsDawn Рік тому +609

    Oh God him saying "Please" to the marriage of Silvia made me laugh way too hard.

  • @williammann9556
    @williammann9556 Рік тому +181

    Max you only married me several months ago!

    • @babyboyronnie
      @babyboyronnie Рік тому +11

      Omfg, Will!

    • @rokhayasadji1
      @rokhayasadji1 7 місяців тому +6

      you're his only husband.... yet

    • @jananv5
      @jananv5 7 місяців тому +6

      how has max not seen this yet

  • @skootaloop9585
    @skootaloop9585 Рік тому

    I’ve found your UA-cam channel not even 3 hours ago and now you are my absolute favorite UA-camr and I’ve have seen almost every single one of your videos

  • @freyjathehealer5559
    @freyjathehealer5559 Рік тому +236

    Max’s family about to have an intervention over his marriage speedrun addiction.

  • @calumtorrens2118
    @calumtorrens2118 Рік тому +296

    I actually died when Max bundled a SurfShark segway into his vows

  • @saqibmudabbar
    @saqibmudabbar 4 місяці тому +2

    *Naan*
    _i_ _love_ _your_ _breads_
    *Had* *me* *wheezing* 😂😂😂😂

  • @AcesPrune
    @AcesPrune 11 місяців тому +5

    4:07 Imagine being married to the man who can't stick a piece of paper to a plastic table xD

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +82

    5:18 Gerson is an absolute icon for this. I died at “Please.” and “Are you divorced yet?” 😂

  • @BarelyNoticeable
    @BarelyNoticeable Рік тому +47

    8:44 “Wee like to drink with Sylvia~ Cuz Sylvia is my wife” 🤣

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire Рік тому +1

    That woman, later.
    "I've been married twice. The first only lasted a minute though, well, three."

  • @laurenf5484
    @laurenf5484 6 місяців тому +4

    Sylvia literally doing it for the plot I admire her so much for that

  • @awfulzed
    @awfulzed Рік тому +50

    4:42
    “BOYS. YOU, ME, MARRIAGE OPPORTUNITY.”

  • @danieltitus26
    @danieltitus26 Рік тому +315

    Whoever Max actually marries is going to constantly be living in fear of him getting married again for a video

    • @Grothgerek
      @Grothgerek 11 місяців тому +11

      There is a small logic error in your statement: You can't get married, while you are already married....

    • @Mr_Marinaru
      @Mr_Marinaru 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Grothgerek new video'd be like-
      I got a divorce to my actual wife and remarried in the shortest amount of time

  • @tirkdiamond
    @tirkdiamond Рік тому +3

    Great video!
    As feedback
    1. I would have loved to hear the whole call with her fiancé
    2. I would have LOVED to see all 3 minutes of it. The cuts removed a lot of the fun of the countdown.

  • @ToastyEggs
    @ToastyEggs 11 місяців тому +25

    3:16
    “So who you marrying, a bloke or a bird?”
    “No idea”
    Lol

  • @fardeensiddiki7957
    @fardeensiddiki7957 Рік тому +334

    Can we do how many marriages in a day with max?

    • @JacktheRah
      @JacktheRah Рік тому +41

      He could aim for the world record of most marriages had in the world.

    • @petradegroot3578
      @petradegroot3578 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nipunadodan
      @nipunadodan Рік тому

      I thought he's going to do that when the video started

    • @oldschoolpk
      @oldschoolpk Рік тому

      Gold diggas

  • @austingreeves
    @austingreeves Рік тому +298

    Congrats max so happy for you and Sylvia

    • @josefinaguaita722
      @josefinaguaita722 Рік тому +103

      They got divorced 🥺☹️

    • @BONERBOY
      @BONERBOY Рік тому +1

      They got divorced 🥺☹

    • @austingreeves
      @austingreeves Рік тому +121

      @@BONERBOY nooo that’s broken my heart , they were my favourite UA-cam couple 🥹

    • @fastsnake1
      @fastsnake1 Рік тому +3

      @Don't Read Profile Photo Ok, I won't read your name.

  • @zxkredo
    @zxkredo 6 місяців тому +1

    This video is so good :D Even the ad was amazing.

  • @matearabar5821
    @matearabar5821 Рік тому +217

    I recently discovered british panel shows and if Max got on Would I Lie to You that would be the best episode ever considering all his stories

    • @SyrKonrat
      @SyrKonrat Рік тому +12

      He'd be coming for David's brand

  • @joshuasims5421
    @joshuasims5421 Рік тому +265

    If I had a nickel for every time Max Fosh married a stranger for less than a day, I’d have two nickels, which is not a lot but it’s strange that it happened twice!

    • @NeatBea
      @NeatBea Рік тому +16

      you officially win the award for the first copied comment on this video 🥳

    • @joshuasims5421
      @joshuasims5421 Рік тому +1

      I am deeply honored.

    • @Orangejuicenow
      @Orangejuicenow Рік тому +3

      I feel like a dick but the first one wasn’t real, my friend who’s an actress was the registrar in the first video. She can’t marry people so, unfortunately it wasn’t true. Still fun to watch though

    • @Lernos1
      @Lernos1 10 місяців тому

      @@Orangejuicenow That's interesting, but without proof it's just your word vs Max's. It would totally be a lot easier to just act it out, in fact, this second marriage might be fake as well. But there's no compelling reason to 100% believe either of you just because you said so.

  • @saitejach5996
    @saitejach5996 Рік тому +1

    That sponsor deal during the vow is just cherry on the cake🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude 7 місяців тому +1

    "What's your favorite food?"
    "I am vegan."
    "This is spaghetti bolognaise."
    I don't know why that rolled me so much.

  • @annesavisaboochuy
    @annesavisaboochuy Рік тому +6

    THE BAIT AT THE START ! incredible! making us think you'd lose everything was brilliant! brilliant fosh!

  • @ub6o7
    @ub6o7 Рік тому +23

    you're telling me your real name isn't Max Fosh?
    7:00

  • @randolfo1265
    @randolfo1265 10 місяців тому

    Honeymoon with photos, date night with champers and even squeezes in a crossword puzzle with the missus. All your silly stunts are winning me over.
    Greetings from Canada! (Your Newest Subscriber).

  • @StyrThrenodia
    @StyrThrenodia 7 місяців тому +1

    When they did the fistbump I cried a little. So touching 😅

  • @aayamghimire6415
    @aayamghimire6415 Рік тому +37

    Oh, I can see a crack in this marriage. 8:37 Maybe they will divorce soon.

  • @turbobc5642
    @turbobc5642 Рік тому +23

    "Nan?"
    "I love ya breads"
    Lol, Max is the best

  • @yngczr
    @yngczr Місяць тому

    The surfshark ad during your vows it's where I draw the line 😂

  • @jpsaglimbeni
    @jpsaglimbeni 10 місяців тому +1

    I just found Max and decided to watch every video, because they are so good

  • @BaldyTheOnlyOne
    @BaldyTheOnlyOne Рік тому +24

    9:45 She kept the ring then, eh? Bummer 🤣

  • @mintyglitches
    @mintyglitches Рік тому +62

    i look forward to when max gets asked if hes ever been married and he says "twice, actually. both in the same year in fact." and then he has to explain

  • @juliejenkins2376
    @juliejenkins2376 11 місяців тому +2

    Sylvia is a champion.... And crazy AF for signing those papers! Lol

  • @dobby240
    @dobby240 4 місяці тому

    Thats hilarious xD The ad at the wedding vows killed me.

  • @lesatirediflavio
    @lesatirediflavio Рік тому +55

    Max risking his ownings for a video, a honest and humble way to sacrifice yourself.

  • @brns165
    @brns165 Рік тому +38

    Max is also currently working on his “I have the world record for most marriages and divorces” video

  • @selohcin
    @selohcin 8 місяців тому +5

    And to think that I've been trying to get married unsuccessfully for over 10 years! Truly, I hang my head in shame and bow to his greatness.

  • @peacetoall1858
    @peacetoall1858 11 місяців тому

    You're the most fun guy on the internet. Love your weird ideas!

  • @Sonatengraf
    @Sonatengraf Рік тому +15

    7:48 oi! red light! some people...

  • @admanzw
    @admanzw Рік тому +15

    Maxs cheeky look down at 8:03

  • @mrkennedyfreak
    @mrkennedyfreak 8 місяців тому +1

    That was the absolute dirtiest segway to a sponsor piece I've ever seen.
    I felt like I needed to take a shower the second Max switched gears.

  • @0ph3lix6
    @0ph3lix6 Рік тому +1

    Planned this whole video but completely forgot about the glasses😂 Love it

  • @irishpieceoftrash
    @irishpieceoftrash Рік тому +77

    Only Max could do an ad read during an actual marriage ceremony and nobody bats an eye.