HARDBASS - Ievan Polkka (Cosmowave Remix)
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so this is Japanese, Russian, Finnish and the auto generated captions are french
with a hint of polish
@@GoshkaPolska how the heck did u find poland in this
@@SaappimiesMake poland is hella slavic. are u blind u don't see it?
@@moskaleczka oh ok
schapel
This song features more countries from WW2 than Battlefield V
F
yes
Still wished they had the eastern front
@@drredacted2700 I might have bought it then
Or cod ww2
Leeks are Mediterranean, and Adidas is German making this a:
Finnish song,
Sung by a Japanese program,
In a Russian style,
With German Adidas,
Mediterranean leeks,
And French captions.
This is what it means to go even further beyond
On an US platform and comments in english. This Vid features all main WW2 nations, only China misses.
Mr worldwide
me262omlett it’s seen on Chinese produced devices?
Some random Guy Expanding Brain
me262omlett thank you haha
Nobody: "Wait... So vocaloid hardbass is real?"
Hardbass Miku: "Always has been"
👓
🧥
👟👟
dj blyatman and alan aztec: oh man
I believe her name is actually Mikula Hatsunov
@@captainoppai4539 конспироlogy
what are you doing here cat?
My heart says *NO*
But my brain says *YES!*
And my body says *CHEEKI BREEKI*
CHEEEEEEEEEKIIII BREEEEEEEKIIIII
I v damki
хпх
@꧁ꪜꪖᧁ꧂ i don't know what this means but i like it
ah nu cheeki breeki iv damke
Dj Blyatman:
Hardbass school:
Life of boris:
Uamee:
Guys we got a good opponent
Ghm.Dj Eban*
Не blyadman а Blyatman
сука блять, it's happening
UA-cam recommendations are usually trash.
This one is gold.
Pure gold.
What recommendations have you been getting? All of mine have been jackshit ass but I love them all and suit me perfectly. Go watch something you like lol.
Google traslate chan
Сука блять
Well, yes, that makes sense, judging by your name.
@@qwment6255 Шо за хуня или это наркота но почему это наркоТрава?
The most culturally diverse song ever
It'd be better is mario was singing it.
A Finnish long sung by a Japanese robot programmed by a football player remixed into Russian hardbass by an American
@@bigdaddyg3529 and don't forget the french captions
@@fancysnackaton2604 that would add Italy to de ever growing list of countries this is connected
Friend : what songs do you listen ?
Me : *Hastune miku levan polkka hardbass intensifies*
*im wheezing*
Chara Dreemurr lol
With French captions
ievan polkka*
hatcyka miku
Hatcyka Miku XD
Хатсука Мику 😆 хах 😂
xaxaxaxa
Hatcyka blyat!
BoreDOM Its comrade Miku
hat bitch miku if in russian
South japan : hatsune miku
North Japan : HACYKA MIKU
Hatsuka*
@@xelbair7587 its cyka in russian...
@@vindr9796 Yes.. in cyrilic, not latin alphabet. It is read very similarly to tsuka(suka to be exact)
You mean Karafuto Island?
На-Сука Мику, хех, а звучит забавно
Finland: "I make a song"
Japanese: "I make an animation"
Russian: "I make a Remix"
Me: "What a Masterpiece!"
Indonesian: "I will combine em all"
Yep, he is none of them
@@RidhoAsh cringe
@@RidhoAsh cringe
@@RidhoAsh cringe indeed
@@RidhoAsh cringe
Weebs :
Slavs :
Finns :
Slavic Weebs who speak Finnish : Yes
Joo
Da
eh not funny
Im all of those two not slav but ok
Да
Song: finnish
Music: russian
Vocals: japanese
Subtitles: french
Singer: Vocaloid
Picture: naruto miku in adidas clothes balancing on leeks
Hotel: trivago
Leek: Miku
Legs: une miku
Miku: hatleeksu
Russian Russian, I'm from Russia and it's the first time I'm happy to hear Russian bitc_h and fuc_k, since it's not written by a Russian person.
I. LOVE. ENGLISH.
Shrek: dank
When you eat sushi, karjalanpiirakka, baguette and drink vodka at the same time:
Sushi with vodka as a dip? Hecc yes
@@spectatingwitchowl that was a good idea actually UwU but if you replace the vineger with Vodka,it would be even much better OwO
Bruh Gaming
I'm eating that right now and i dead (because i'm western spy)
@@bruhjustanothermalaysian8117 thx for the tip
@@zoexxjane no prob my comrade
A song from Finland,
Sung by a program from Japan,
Remixed in a Russian manner,
And has French captions
This is the closest we can get to World Peace
as a finnish person this triggers me. the song is finnish but evr thinks its russian or japanese
Teacher: We're going to Russia
Weebs:
Why would weebs like hardbass? You could've said slav weebs or something
y e s
That's basically a summary of me
@@dratinibrah Hardbass is for everyone
@@Herib104 Did U mean video? :v (don't worry I also hate microscopic keyboards)
@@Herib104 well I guess I did forget you
Finland: Here is a cool Polka song
Japan: Mind if we inject anime girls into it?
Rest of Scandinavia: *Mind if we turn it to death metal?*
Russia: *_НЕОБХОДИМО БОЛЬШЕ HARDBASS!_*
take my like.
На русском это будет "НУЖНО БОЛЬШЕ ХАРДБАСА", в школе не проходил?
On russian: "НУЖНО БОЛЬШЕ ХАРДБАСА",
it's more correct.
Nujno bol'lshe hardbasa
@@GiasEvd "хардбас" в том предложении было на английском, поэтому всё было правильно.
@@bi-shin3859 не, просто тут переводчик видно
Мику - японская
Одежда - русская
Песня - финская
Сабы - французкие
Название - английское
У меня никогда не было столько лайков! Спасибо!
Хотел - Триваго
Hotel trivago but in Russian probably
Извините произошли технические шокалатки
Обычное дело меня не удивило :|
А мир Украинский
this makes me very nostalgic for no reason. i feel like i knew this song before
Back when I used to play roblox it was on the normal elevator, maybe you’re also thinking of that.
@@TyphoonStorm47 never played roblox, i guess it is something else
@@ultra.based.27 ah Alright
@@TyphoonStorm47 MY MAN GIGACHAD
singer: Japanese
Lyrics: Finnish
Style: Russian
Captions: French
Hotel? Trivago
*no:yes or maybe*
its always hotel trivago
dead memes, but still going to give a like.
Its not delivery, its Digornio
Я сумела прочитать только стиль русский :^
When the Japanese, Russian, and Finnish kid work together on a project.
Говори по русский🗿
Инопричленец
I would love to have more russian and finnish and Japanesse friends
Oleg Sin I apologize I didn’t speak vodka (I’m actually trying to learn though).
Kacper Reczyński me too.
Inspiration, Reality, Polished.
When u r fan of Vocaloid but u r Russian:
Lol
Сука блять вот это да
Да сука!! ЭТО ВОДКАЛОИД РЕМИКС С ХАТСУКОЙ МИНУ
@@Axyfe ДА! И ВООБЩЕ СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ... МЛЯ Я СПАЛИВСЯ!
Хоть кто-то из этого мусора - русский!
Я думал, что в этой жизни, уже ничему не удивлюсь. Я ошибался.
меня уже не чем не удивишь
полностью согласен
А мну удивишь ._."
Мику научилась у gawr gurы
Eminem: im the fastest rapper in the world.
Hatsune Miku: hold (my) our Polkka.
hatsune miku
@@tomboi941 What kind of uncultured swine doesn't know Miku's name?
@@tomboi941 changed it... Thanks
Hold OUR vodka
Nah she will say hold my leeks
song: Finnish
remix: Russian Hardbass
АПХПАВХХПАЪЪХАПВА
@꧁_TheFooxy Foox_꧂ we need that as canon please
My whole family is Finnish and I'm sure they'd kill me if I showed them this, especially my grandpa, who shot a fuckload of Soviets in the winter war. In fact I almost want to kill myself because of it.
Me: googles “how to remove Soviets”
This guy’s grandpa: *Loads gun with malicious intent*
@@steamdragon8550 lmao
Teacher: "We're going to Russia"
Gamers: "Remember, no Russian."
*_Weebs:_*
“Remember no leeks”
ЕСТЬ РУСКИЕ
This is Finnish song
samu yea but this is a Russian hard bass remix
Did you even read the title
@@diornodiovanna1151 original is better
It was me Dio all along
Все:текст на финском
Я:А АРА ЦА ЦАЙ АРИБИДАБИ
Style: Russia
Lyrics: Finnish
Miku: Japanese
Captions: French
Drunk party DJ: Norwegian
Backup dancers: Korean
Party audience: American
Edit:
1k
Likes
Damn people
Edit 2:
Ok please please don't argue in the comments it's literally just a joke
Captions: French
Verris lol XD
Mr Worldwide
Hotel? trivago
@@catto5958 : Unoriginal
Can i tell this?
YOUR WAIFU IS DRUNK WITH VODKA
Andries Cecoltan
That's true
Ды Мику после года в раше
Isn't she 16?
Finnish song
sung by Japanese singer
in a Russian style
mediterranian leeks
german addidas
french captions
somebody told me that Cozmowave is Indonesian
N I C E
New religion: Finpassmeditgerfrench.
c u l t u r e
Mr.world wide
Blyat all wrong german adidas? We don't speak to germans get out of here
@@Kraut_7 am german, do i need get out of here? N A H
Не могу оторваться от этого шедевра автор молоток
молоток))
А кто тогда гвоздь?
Video: "Music"
Subtitle: "Musique"
me: _A H H_
*ah merd*
Trigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drugs: 0%
Swearing: 0%
Naked girls: 0%
*SLAV: 100%*
Edit: why the fuck did this get so many likes it isn’t even my best comment
Does the сука блять that's in the speech bubble count
CriesInRussian, согласен, комрад
0%*
Don't worry UA-cam's on drugs
"More slav than ak47" - comrade Fuc Y. Ou
We need more vocaloid hardbass m8
Miekuah Productions omg ur the one who made miku toilet spin
@@Boba-ck6mx dat video alone changed my entire channel lmao
Fun fact: every comment here is about how cross-cultural this is.
Well, you just disproved your own comment, because your comment had nothing to do with how cross cultural this is
The man is based
You did t read the sub comments did you
@@slavicslavman yes
This is discrimination!
Hans get the Flammenwerfer!
This is the kind of stuff youtube recommends me at 3 am....i'm not disappointed
Yes
IS THIS THE MUSIC OF HEAVEN?!
Yes
made in heaven
hell yes
I suppose...yes?
This music is either from heaven or hell. Perhaps both.
vocaloid: Japanese
Lyrics: Finnish
Style: Oscarbitelno Sukino
Captions: French
Comments: English
what a culture
And still has more country’s then bfV
ЭТО ОСКОРБИТЕЛЬНО!
Style: NOT RUSSIAN
Russian style is "Smolensk gander". NOT THIS SUKINO VIDEO
@@MityaNamikin its sukino? Sorry I read other comments that told me what style it was, I'll change it.
@@flibbityjibberjabber the style is OSCARBITELNO
SUKINO is "of female dog" or "of b*tch" from Russian (сукино) or "of liking" from Japanese (好きの)
Friends: So what music do you listen to?
Me: It is complicated
Вперёд ХардБас >:D
"what's your music taste"
"It's complicated"
I can imagine this perfectly
Сидеть на кортолях - четко
Сидеть на бутылке - жёстко
Сидеть на кортолях , на двух сельдереях - IMPOSSIBLE
Извиняюсь за придирку, но это лук-порей
im sorry but i don't speak entitled japanese
@@МаринаСемихатская-ю8и я просто в растениях не шарю
Песня:Финская
Персонаж Мику:Японский
Надпись:русская
Подписчики:французы
Пин:Немец
@@thesubmerged4719 я кстати реально немного немец , из ГДР
картинка - аниме
слова на картинке - Русские
музыка - Русская
название - английское
аудитория - любая
автор комента - Украинец
отель - Триваго
Но музыка ведь финская...
@@_onni_2209 XD хахах
@@_onni_2209 Музыка японская, песня финская. Вот так.
Казино - 3 батона
Нельзя так обращатся с вокалойдами
я как русский говорю: мы не умеем стоять на зеленом луке
Не. Ну а вот откуда ты знаешь? Может мы и можем, надо попробовать чё
это сельдерей ахах
не говори за всех.
Лук-батун вообще-то.
Или лук-порей в случае русской и западной адаптации.
Sorry I don’t speak communist
Japanese class teacher: Were going to a finnish park in Russia!
Weebs:
Надо 10 часовую версию, а то я задолбался на повтор нажимать
Да я тоже так думаю, а то жопа
There is a loop option
God has left the chat
.... To get his vodka and jumpsuit
Underrated comment right here
IT'S TRACKSUIT
NOT JUMSUIT
MAMKATI
All comments: "English Comment"
my comment: Вполне неплохой ремикс, дайте мне ещё.
But how are we supposed to understand?
@@comradekatyusha, очень легко просто выучи русский, разве это не очевидно?
@@Foxy-qf2qvOkay. Si tú me respondes en ruso, te respondo en español. No entiendo.
@@comradekatyushaокай, борьба лЕнгвистов началась .スペイン語で答えたら日本語で答えます。
@@Foxy-qf2qv Wait Google Translate
Суоми+Япония+Россия=ЕНТОТ ШЕДЕШ
Как говорится международный хард басс
Ага
@@thisissparta3090 скоро дойдет до мирового уровня
А что если hardbass+k-pop+japan+USA+afrika....○_○
@@goldenaloetvneo1672А это идея.....
Щас меня это зарядит своей энергией и я не смогу спать подпевая и неврвно ёрзая под этот бешеный такт 0_о
Japan, Russia, Finland: "wtf did we just make?!"
America: "perfection...... You have made perfection"
Музыка: Русская
Мику: Японская
Песня: Финская
Субтитры: Французские
Мой мозг:
- Что блять? 🗿🗿
Translation:
Music: Russian
Miku: Japanese
Song: Finnish
Subtitles: French
My mind:
-What the blyat?
отель? Триваго
То чувство когда песня сломалась
В каком месте музыка русская?
@@bearg936 хардбасс
Говорю как русский мы не стоим на зелёном луке... Разве что по праздникам...
В обычные дни мы сидим на бутылках
А я сижу на камушке ла-ла-ла
Da daaaa
Этот лук из самой старой версии этой песни
Лук из песни popipo от хацуне мику
My Russian friend's dad decided to play some russian pop music in the car. It was at that point I remembered that hard bass was a thing. And now I'm here. :D
This is the best thing I've heard this year
Translation of the French captions because I got bored:
mary says david lapa linden lab at baa1 italy paris bbc in my suitcase she doesn't put so at the value doesn't have at all at all a bandit he the same number of attacks in all of paris
g
[Music]
does
[Music]
m
[Music]
m
[Music]
yes
[Music]
how
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
m
[Music]
since
m
2
no
at
[Music]
In my entire time working for the foundation this is the most scary thing I’ve seen
*Attack at paris*
BBC
comment
That's what happens when you have a border with both Finland and Japan
I-impossible!
No one country could be that large!!
Russia: *_hold my vodka._*
really puts into perspective how large russia is.
@@Dermaa bigger than pluto
When the weeb, the russian student and the half finnish dude get paired up:
your profile picture brings back some bad memories.
>:]
@@imhappy7632 JSJSKFJSJJC OHN,, OH NO
Then the weeb just sits and reads hentai
@izaan johanis r/thathappened
0:00 When you finally are in some sushibar in finland with ya Miku.
0:43 *spills Vodka on the sushi*
Япония : Так я сделала Вокалоидов на английском, надо и на языках стран - друзей
* Сделала на китайском*
*Сделала на корейском *
* Сделала на Испанском *
Япония : Так с кем я дружу? Россия..
Япония : * открывает русский язык * Да ну нафиг!
* чуть позже*
Россия : Ты хотела сделать мне подарок, да?
Япония : Эээээ.. Не..
Россия, когда услышала о вокалоидах: ТАК И МЫ МОЖЕМ!
i translate this with google and it makes no sense
@@arfurl3766 not everything has to make sense lol
Ура товарищи
What.
👀✒️
No worries, im too Russian
@@__________________________- здравия желаю товарищ!
I can touch myself with this.
Friend: What music genre do you like?
Me: *Its complicated*
dude whats wrong with ur nickname
@@Undeathtanding bro its the line™
the name was soo long... it broke thru my wall
That name is turning all of my side videos into a literal kebob
Finnish folk music that has been raped.
That's the name of the genre.
Indomptable French spirit,
From Algers to this video's captions
We will follow our general forever
True slav combine with a japanese?
Well i called that
*SLAVANESE*
(edit) wait what? how the blyat did i get 812 likes????
I call it gaijiin entertainment
@@warcats7207 ah yes, Russian Bias
Dangit why do I always get shrekt by vodka tanks but when I use one I can't do the same thing?
@@randomplayer8797 u play war thunder?
@@warcats7207 Well, I used to for like a few months but then I stopped because my hardware just couldn't really do much, and having not so great internet connectivity in my country just made me stop. And yeah russian bias too
@@randomplayer8797 then my laptop is better then yours. Oof
Surprisingly enough this actually sounds really good.
Welcome to a new episode of: I like this but why is it in my recommendation
Lol😂
Time to Commit no parachute
Because we are RUSSIAN
@@sbddauntless5509 how did you know I was half Russian?
Because this in our recommendation
@@sbddauntless5509 o n o
Россия принила Аниме, Аниме приняло Россию = этот ролик)
самое популярное порно на территории россии - хентай, ня, сука
@@yyyooo9987 Да ну нах.
Пока v:
*&*
@@yyyooo9987 ёпта
How i suposed to like my native culture with THIS?
involuntary celibatary easy
Trust me,Ievan Polkka Nightcore and etc have been Finland’s most embarrassing thing
@Pörkölt perkele?
@@porkolt9315 i wish to turn back time and make miku didn't cover ievan polka, i wish she cover my nation song instead, all you guys do is complain and complain
Thank you.
This isn't just shitty nightcore crap where you just speed the music. This actually has effort put into it.
Teacher: We are going to Russia for a field trip
Boys : *blasts Sex, Kvass, Hardbass*
Girls: *blasts Hardbass - Ievan Polkka (Cosmowave Remix)*
Teacher and Boys: Wait what
😂😂
yes, as a female i 100% agree with this
@@kennymccormick3027 Gopnik partying intensifies
@@lordazn yes, except i'm not a young white male, i'm a young white female
@@kennymccormick3027 is of okay, we are all comrades in the gopnik party. Enjoy kvass and hardbass.
Hard-Bass is my everything
*Slav approved*
Finally I found it.
This video is perfect because
I love Russia
Hardbass
Vocaloid
And vodka.
Hahaha. Is this cause you're Russian? :)
@@小悪魔ゾム He might be Ukrainian.. I mean... Radiation...Chernobyl...I mean it makes sense...I think..
@@AceOfDeath69 Hahah, maybe you're right xD
Лучший ремикс 😎😎😎
You've officially made Ukko cry. I hope you're proud.
Everyone: It's a Russian-English-French-Japanese-Finnish film
Me: *POLKA*
Мы русские, с нами Водкалоиды
Один заряд Водки и америка танцует польку🗿
when you don't speak Russian but are learning and manage to understand half a sentence: *_mástër_*
ByatSuka Miku Хпахпахпххапхпхпха
Ну водочка она такая
@@lovelylynxie8113 last word is a wordplay :)
Ооо эта уже наша версия польки😂
Ага 😅
Это не полька это а по лесу я иду
@@SilverAirOxygen Точно :D
Ага 😂😂😂😂я русских ели нашёл
I love Russia
вот вы рофлите а они внатуре думают что у нас это хайпово...
Будем молчать, пускай дальше думают) Меньше знают больше спят
This song shows me cultures can still work together even in 2020. Change my mind.
this is.. the best thing ive seen on the internet of 2020. (or 2019 since it was made by then)
Avengers endgame: im the most ambitious crossover
Other people: *smash bros ultimate*
The people in that one corner of the internet:
Blyat we need a 10 hour version of this.
just like the rasputin song:
Jamaican singers
In a German band
Sang in English
About a Russian man
Using Japanese instruments
In Poland
Topping charts in South America
The power to squat on leeks without falling or breaking them is the height of slavabooness
Kid : does something bad
Parent : 0:32 (ignore her singing)
Inaccurate! That's only a mere tenth of how many times my parents would slap me!
@@inactivecheckrec2163 oof
О Боже, это идеально * плачет от радости*
Oh my God, this is perfect * crying with joy*
hardbass is by far one of the best music genres ngl
меня: мама мы можем получить вокалоид?
Мама: нет, у нас дома есть вокалоид.
вокалоид дома:
Нихуа не понял, но очень интересно
I have no clue what you said. But hole fuck I agree with you
Maybe that's weird, but i'm learnin russian by myself and i'm proud of myself bc i am able to read your comment
Я: мама, мы можем купить вокалоида?
Мама: нет, у нас уже есть вокалоид дома.
Вокалоид дома: **Сука блять**
Я так понимаю что это Google translate?
Lmao Nice im saving this on my playlist
How does this masterpiece have only 18 likes?
Edit: 83 likes, also who dares dislike this?
420 likes and 5 idiots
Nah it's just some drunkard who mistaken the buttons
i can give you 100 G.O.P.N.I.K. awards for all the russian remixes u have done
And they say ENDGAME was an ambitious crossover
Finnish song,
Sung by a Japanese program,
In a Russian style,
With German Adidas,
Mediterranean leeks,
French captions,
US video site,
an a Latin is writing this comment.
globalization my fellows
Привет
mr worldwide
and an american is reading this
And a romanian replaing(ー_ー゛)
*P E R K E L E*
Не понимаю что это делает в моих рекомендациях, но круто, аха.
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I don’t understand what this does in my recommendations, but cool, aha.
It's BLYATIFUL!
Одежда:русский
Взгляд:французский
Няшность песни:японский
Песня:финский
Охохох strong страны собрались в кучу
Русские, французы, японцы, и фины будут СССР сново собирать :D
Hotel:Trivago
Адаптация ? Но римикс с тремя полосками ?! Я не понимаю что ещё сможет меня удивить в 2020 году но это прикольно)))
Очень сильно надеюсь, что ты это написал(а) после ковидаивсего остального
@@Yesytsucks после того как проверяла колонку с бодуна
Me in my bathroom danceing to this at 3 am:
My family trying to sleep: -_-
Is this copyrighted/ can I use it in a video