Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman Then she waves her arms Tells you off for dropping litter Now she's flappy wings Is it batman? Maybe but she's got a cup of tea Oh my gosh she's dropped it Suddenly the shards a flamenco dancer Sayin' come an 'ave a go But look out she's got a dagger
And she nearly had that poor woman's eye out All she wanted was to show off her Christmas lanterns Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky But is swims out of the way Well in that case never mind And there's suddenly a tree and a woman with a fan And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air But it's actually a boat And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe The Grim Reaper in a dress
Продолжаем ржаки, ёпта Едут в поезде каппа, фея и человек Звонит вдруг мобильный телефон, каппа берет трубку. "Да, да...ядерная энергия, огурцы...да-да!" - говорит чё-то, а затем, закончив разговор, выкидывает телефон в окно. Человек и фея понять не могут, зачем, дура, что ли? "Ой, у нас на Горе Ёкаев такого полно!" - уловив удивленные взгляды, гордо заявляет водный дух. Ну ладно, едут дальше. Вдруг фея достаёт из ниоткуда цветок - пышный, прекраснее в жизни не видели! Понюхала разочек - и тоже в окно выкидывает. "У нас на Туманном Озере таких полным-полно!" - не забыла также и похвастаться ёкай. А человек посидел, подумал, а затем молча встал... *И выкинул фею в окно нахуй*
@@un1tys я не разбираюсь, и не обязан разбираться в этом. Я лишь похвалил то, что вышло в конечном счёте. А для меня, если результат получился хорошим, то это самое главное.
Marisa : Hi Reimu Reimu : *say hi in russian* Marisa : what is going on Reimu? Reimu : *start drinking vodka then get in the T-34, jump then shoot a bullet*
BROOOO THESE ARE ACTUALLY MY TOP 3 FAVOURITE THINGS IN THE WORLD (Hatsune Miku, Touhou (especially Bad Apple) and Hardbass) MY LIFE IS LITERALLY COMPLETE NOW!
![[HARDBASS] Touhou - Flowering The Nights / Night of Nights (Cosmowave Remix)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tnzXyX8KJBY/mqdefault.jpg)
![[HARDBASS] Touhou - Flowering The Nights / Night of Nights (Cosmowave Remix)](/img/tr.png)
![[HARDBASS] Yoasobi - IDOL (アイドル) (Cosmowave Remix)](/img/n.gif)
This is actually really neat!
Thank you very much 🥰
hard base 神が降臨した。
Oh, Hello, There Sneeki Breeki. Boris Sent You Here, Eh? Give Him My Regards.
ume here? no wae
The man himself
Finally i got my vodka back...
LMAOOO
Damn i just got mine back today
Жизненно
It's funny because I feel like that when my boyfriend takes mine from me because I tried to sleep with his gun
No:anime girls gonna dance to this
Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman
Then she waves her arms
Tells you off for dropping litter
Now she's flappy wings
Is it batman?
Maybe but she's got a cup of tea
Oh my gosh she's dropped it
Suddenly the shards a flamenco dancer
Sayin' come an 'ave a go
But look out she's got a dagger
Someone came from Gasman
@@HyperVanilo I actually discovered the gasman version afterwards
And she nearly had that poor woman's eye out
All she wanted was to show off her Christmas lanterns
Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky
But is swims out of the way
Well in that case never mind
And there's suddenly a tree and a woman with a fan
And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air
But it's actually a boat
And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe
The Grim Reaper in a dress
@@bagelgeuse5736 The lyrics isn't even that funny
@@HyperVanilo ur mom isn't that funny
I know, so mature.
Nice. Like the combination of Hardbass and Eurobeat and possibly Vocaloid 👍
auto tune touch too?.
yeaaa gila!!
definitely vocaloid
alan aztec editor
That a tank! (died by tank)
History teacher : Japanese and Russians still hate each others.
Actual Japanese & Russians : *Hardbass Bad Apple*
@@guccipucci8458 but not hardbass)
@@4okhytiyogypez137 Oh yeah, I slipped up lol
The most hentai search is by Russia lol
*Hardbass Apple*
@Content_enjoyer *FSB
Заходит жрица в лес, а там ёкаи в нарды играют
Идёт они по лесу, видит: машина горит. Села в неё и сгорела
Купила ведьма шляпу, а она ей как раз
Братан это шедевр.
Продолжаем ржаки, ёпта
Едут в поезде каппа, фея и человек
Звонит вдруг мобильный телефон, каппа берет трубку. "Да, да...ядерная энергия, огурцы...да-да!" - говорит чё-то, а затем, закончив разговор, выкидывает телефон в окно. Человек и фея понять не могут, зачем, дура, что ли? "Ой, у нас на Горе Ёкаев такого полно!" - уловив удивленные взгляды, гордо заявляет водный дух.
Ну ладно, едут дальше. Вдруг фея достаёт из ниоткуда цветок - пышный, прекраснее в жизни не видели! Понюхала разочек - и тоже в окно выкидывает. "У нас на Туманном Озере таких полным-полно!" - не забыла также и похвастаться ёкай.
А человек посидел, подумал, а затем молча встал...
*И выкинул фею в окно нахуй*
@@SwaggyYithian да ты чёртов гений!
Best English speaker in Russia
@@goldpaulike5304 what?
Who???
Обе песни, довольны хороши, но воссоеденив их, автор показал и своё, и их превосходство.
Это ремикс, а не мэшап, о каких двух песнях идёт речь?
@@un1tys я не разбираюсь, и не обязан разбираться в этом. Я лишь похвалил то, что вышло в конечном счёте.
А для меня, если результат получился хорошим, то это самое главное.
@@karrila4735 это хорошо, просто твой комментарий вводит чуток в ступор
@@D_clocktale второй его коммент вводит еще и руку в лоб
Fermented apples make for good *vodka* ! edit: Absolutely love the vocaloid addition, this is so pretty!
Memey Lulu player, *and* good taste in music? Hell yeah!
Is not vocaloid
ITS VODKALOID
@@nerose274 k.
Это не водка. Самогон по-нашему
Ah yes, anime and hardbass fusion. I like both, so this is a definite hit. Excellent work, I'll drink to this.
Quite splendid if I say so
>Anime
Based
oh no, you said touhou is an anime
im sorry, comrade, but not even the ussr can save you now
@@comradekatyusha Mmm, yes, not even the USSR can save me from touhou fanboys like you now. Bury me in the Urals if you will, thank you,
what anime?
What a strange mix of genres, yet it works.
I love that like 90% of meme remixes are better than music you can hear on radio
reddit is down the hall and on the left
This sounds amazing. Bad apple has always been a favorite of mine. GREAT JOB!!!!
Hard apple
@@snygirl1483 yes 🤣🤣
this channel is seriously underrated.
amazing tracks, keep up the good work!
make a hardbass version of the old war thunder theme music
Yes!!!
Amen
LETS GOOOOOO
Gramercy! Attack the D Point!
YES PLEEEEASE!
Это безумно и круто одновременно, мне нравится
Кто не уважает школу танцев хардбасса, тот маленькая синеволосая ледяная фея
Сырно
@@СоткасЛимоном Сырник
бака-бака-бака
@@nuyanuyanuya не, она Сырнейшая!
⑨
とてもセンスがあって良い！
お気に入りです！
日本語？
@@ДимаКар-д8л
どうも日本人です
@@ДимаКар-д8л日本語だよ
Marisa : Hi Reimu
Reimu : *say hi in russian*
Marisa : what is going on Reimu?
Reimu : *start drinking vodka then get in the T-34, jump then shoot a bullet*
spell cards? нет. T-34.
I think you mean PRIVYET, TOVARISCH
да скорее на КВ-2, чем Т-34😅
sorry, I don't speak English.
О боже это же
Hard Apple
Комментаторы витуберов захватывают мир?
Блин, минус зубы(
YAAAAY!!!
Touhou hardbass is so good :3
damn, it was worth the wait. good stuff comrade.
I can say this is the [Eastern Touch Hard bass](Hatsune Miku Remix).
Unironically slaps really hard. Good job sir definitely gonna have to stick around for more of this... whatever you call it. Art?
Лучший ремикс! Вырубайте интернет, лучше уже не будет!
you got a: gopnik pet (this pet is will only give you vodka for russia)
accept- refuse-
Accept
Accept I Will Sell Those Vodka And Buy Me A Lada
When you accidentally eat a radioactive bad apple from Chernobyl
awokawokawok
And that's the mutants was born
That's why we Stalkers want to go to Chernobyl.
To ask Wish Granter the Bad Apple.
This is so good! You make the best remixes ever! ❤️❤️
I know right! I've already played this on loop for like 2 hours straight!
It is quite good 😳
т-34 on background fits perfectly
im proud of you
this is really a banger, I love your work!!! 😁
Бочка качает, детка
これ何故か何回も聞いちゃう
Me: How many remixes can you do in just one song with Bad Apple?
Cosmowave: Yes.
Touhou x Hardbass; beautiful remix :D
BROOOO THESE ARE ACTUALLY MY TOP 3 FAVOURITE THINGS IN THE WORLD (Hatsune Miku, Touhou (especially Bad Apple) and Hardbass) MY LIFE IS LITERALLY COMPLETE NOW!
weeb
@vvinkomaddy2038 my comment was kinda cringe ngl 😅
This is such a godly combination.
2:36と3:48のところが個人的にもの凄く大好きです
分かります！ノリノリなのに抒情的で風情があるんですよね～
Oh god finally, thank you Cosmowave 🤝
Я без шуток каждый второй прослушанный мною ремикс с этого канала отправляю в плейлист. Магия
i'll add this remix to my collection of Bad Apple covers/remixes >:)
1,5 years later and this is still my fav track from you, time flies. 1:23 is heavenly.... i really appreciate your work brother
very aggresive Hardbass, exactly what I want. Love it
this is so goood i love this remix and i love this creator hes a real art maker this deserves a oscar
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO FRICKING LONG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cant argue he putted my fav vibing music together
Holly shieeett........ This is pure gold 👌
Cosmowave produces certified bangers. This is one of them.
Me and my emotional support AK12 enjoyed this, thank you
This brings me and Weeb friend
Together for once in musical taste XD
Huh, someone actually doing proper work to make a good hardbass song and not just slapping the bass track onto a song. Well done!
My favorite version of this song actually. Beautifully executed.
real nice work
Теперь Рейму с Марисой держат район. Так. Где моя водка и ржавая ваз 2107)
Best English speaker in Russia
@@goldpaulike5304 Я думал это русским и написано...
А Юкари, я так понимаю, типичная бабуля на лавочке во дворе?
@@SwaggyYithian ахах) именно)
@@goldpaulike5304 most polite man in Murica
4:12 why is this so epic?
Awesome remix!
wow, EuroHardbass, what a mix
Joder esta genial, mezcla perfectamente las dos cosas que me gustan touhou y el hardbass
man you're fucking with these blocks, I could have expected you to take the vocal Hatsune Miku on top of that
Боже, как же это охуенно в машине слушать
W.. Wait what? This is best hardbass cover!
YOURE BACK, YESSSSS
when Tohou got tired of shooting magic marbles and she switched to using T-34
It is… acceptable. I thoroughly enjoyed!
Я как русский заверяю, что трек идеален. Каждый вечер наматываю круги по городу под него на своей машине Лада Калина
Commander miku in a tank leads her forces into battle!!
awsome song i love your hard bass playlist so much thx you french dude heard your work =)
has been added to the electronic music combo playlist of youtube. this has no rights of beeing this good
Amazing Bad Apple remix, I really love it! 🍎🍎
brooooo is so good :D
Bro this is lit good stuff
AWESOME
これは実際に本当に素敵です！
Very chilling, my comrade
Oh god... Thanks for create this guy
You finally did it
Woahhhh that's soooo goooddd
Banger
i love this SO MUCH FUCK YES
literally the best
You earned my sub m8
So cool!!!!!
this is tastefully well done .
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Nice work!
Deimn, this is my new favorite
that was what I needed
0:47-1:23 my favorite moment
amazing. truly.
Woah, i like it
Friggin awesome
Ringtone material. Effin-a awesome!
awesome
Now i have an idea of playing bad apple on the T-34...
this is so good it turned my bad apple into a fresh potato
Damn awesome
東方 Hardbass Album when?
Good question
これは…
気に入ったぜ☆
very good work:3
I gave a like before watching. I did not have to change that.
very nice
Am I the only one who is sad and the lack of Hatsune Miku Hardbass there is? Thank you for your contribution
This is epic!
Sehr gut mein Kamerad! Very Slav!