THE TOP OF r/TINDER
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- Опубліковано 6 сер 2024
- Over an hour of the top posts from r/Tinder on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Damien ► / damienlee
Slazo ► / slazo
Robin ► / xycronva
Damien | Forever alone: 00:00
Slazo | Best of tinder: 11:50
Robin | Force choke me: 22:42
Slazo | Best tinder encounters: 33:58
Robin | no short kings: 44:34 - Комедії
The thumbnail was enough for be to know what was about to go down yet I still wasn’t expecting some of it. Emkay is always unexpectable at this point
Meesa gonna show you who's boss
@@KingCobra6972_ Meesa going to enjoy this.
**holding cross**
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU-
@@kamiraofthewoods *Brings Waluigi*
THE POWAH OF WAH COMPELS YOU.
@@KingCobra6972_ No please- JAR JAR NO-
The one where the 3 roommates are sharing a account is surprisingly wholesome, like 3 genuine bffs just honestly trying to get a date 😂
Right!? Lol
Damien : "hey Danny!"
Me: I may not be a Pearlman,but I do have an oyster between my legs.
Loo l
I think that'll make anyone clam up
Emkay over here pointing out the lack of market share for men's sexy underwear.
So like 👀 what do you think men should wear though
it exists, you just gotta know where to find it at, they primarily target the Gay community though but it does exist
@@LiamMcBride does it work on women too?
@@boyvol6428 as a man whos never dated, and never worn them, through the power of correlation, yes.
'I only need to know two things.
1) Do you like being choked?
2) How do you like your eggs in the morning?'
thats like the best one ive ever seen holy shit
"Can I rub them against your faith?"
I fucking died
tecthath thainthaw mathacre
that was mike tyson saying texas chainsaw massacre
The one where the guy hid innuendos in his messages...
That is serious dedication.
18:20 the crickets outside my window made this so much funnier 🤣
It is a good one
Alright, now time for the sequel.
I want tinder so bad now.
turn back NOW!!!!!!
@@shronkler1994 too late….
9:26 I.CAN.EXPLAIN. She adopted two children with her husband but didn't divorce him after she realized she was a lesbian.
Husband is nonbinary prefers masculine terms
I am a zookeeper in chicago and I regularly feed the hippos day old sausages so they have a taste of their home. I put strings on the sausages and swing them around the hippos they get so mad at me and scream but it's an obsession sometimes the hippos try and break out of their cages but I keep swinging those hotdogs in wide circles over their heads. Luckily my boss doesn't know I do this or my coworkers
based
Very based
What a psychopath
Super based
Mega based
I think the worst aspect of tinder isn't the bots or the thirsty people, but the people who are just brick walls that respond with "yes." "k" and so on and don't get any joke that ain't some knock knock ass cross the street shit
18:50 that Mike Tyson got me LMAO
i became a huge emkay fan after seeing one of their vid on my recomended and i was in the thumbnail
49:15 UA-cam keeps skipping chapters so I’m just putting this here so I don’t lose all my progress trough the video
I mistaked this for a normal episode and thought Damien came back 😔
1:50 was jumpscared when he said Dorian. I listen to this in the background for my recording and when you said my name I jumped because no one’s on a call or at my house
His laugh is addicting 😅
You will never know the answer to which person I’m talking about 😈
True
WHICH HE
WHICH HE
WHICH HE
WHICH HE
10:20 This is teaching me that memelords are attracted to each other.
Fr
3:45
DAMN, THAT CHILLS IMPRESSION CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
🤣😂😂😂
23:45 yes. Exactly. Do it.
33:45 wtf this persons smooth as hell
I didn't know SCP-3199 liked human things and even drinked water how nice.
I didn't expect this to be so wholesome
3:45 that chills impression is spot on ;-;
aight, time to waste the last period of school on this
I AM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS.
2:50 PeRrY tHe PlAtYpUs?!
Bro Michelle and Josh felt like 2 bots matching with eachother
They DEFINITELY make sexy underwear for men😂😂
okay, recommendations?
@@sonwuquan7980 I mean I like the tighter boxer briefs or the jock strap looking ones😛❤️😂😂😂
whos gonna tell em 1'6" isnt 16" ? 👀👀
It's 2 am and ppl in my house wake up at 4 am, fricken laughing my butt off ain't helping. 😂😂😂
THE "mmm'kay" GOT ME BY SURPRISE
These brings back good memories!!! Loll dating apps are fun man
I panicked for a good minute when I heard my real life name and I was like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Then I went: OH WAIT I NEVER USED TINDER
A quiet pause.
Continues screaming in confusion
3:45 "now number five" bro that was funny, damn i almost shat my pants🤣🤣
I'm in general very bad in relationships stuff, because literally never had any, and also I'm clinically boring person. And when I was 19 and was completely alone I decided to make tinder. On literally second day I got first match who decided to message me. But yeah, with that I never before had experience in all this stuff our chat turned to way of me telling her tips in fridge repairing (she just said me that used fridge which she bought making weird noices), old family recipe of apple pie etc. and at some point she just deleted her acc before we get any other contacts... Then for an over half of year i not got any match, and just threw this idea away...
So I love to say "my only one tinder experience was in talking about fridge repairing..."
Same for the first part, but I never decided to try Tinder or anything similar
- I try to make friends online, but I'm still too socially inactive online to do that effectively and/or long term🙃
+ keeping up w/ irl friends online usually hasn't gone great either
(not that it's great irl, but somehow I think I'm just way worse online..)
“When you send a meme to someone on tinder and get the same energy back”
* *Laughs in personality disorder* *🤣🤣
Damn, waiting in a afterline is so missed opportiunity to check how legit she is with a Cyberpunk reference
Like drinking Martinez or smth
That Brooklyn nine-nine this was hilarious
I always smile and laugh when I hear robin :D
Swiped right on this video.
1:58 looks like all those jokes were about to CRASH AND BURN
Pick up line: are you the French Revolution? Bc I’m losing my head over you 😎😎
THE TOP OF r/TINDER
yes
r/Technicallythetruth
Omg god the holy hand of reddit just talked to me I comment thus thinking no one would find this so I could know if y'all changed the title
I originally read the thumbnail as “Sh*tlord”, and honestly that name combined with the picture would have made it 10 times funnier
3:49 was so clever I almost had a stroke
I like how Damian keeps forcing people to be in love.
If someone texted me with that giraffe one it would actually touch my heart though haha
The gods have answered!! Thank you :)
Idk what I am doing, but me shall laugh :D
32:40 I was so ready for a rick roll in that poem
Thumbnail got me
My girl J Quelling will never stop being funny
HOW DID 160 PEOPLE WATCH A 58 MINUTE VIDEO IN 3 MINUTES?!
Hi speedrunners.
Well, it only takes half a minute of uninterrupted watching for it to count as a view. That's how.
32:33 A living deity has shown its presence
1:16 BRO THIS IS JUST MY IC STEEVE WHO IS 50 CATS IN A TRENCH COAT!!
*The pic on the video* SMASH!
1:16 SMASH!
9:03 SMASH!….(both of them at the same time…)
The 1st one hit hard
Title should’ve been “Most Swiped of r/Tinder” Otherwise amazing vid!🎉
Ha ha watching this and my sister is having a seizure 😂
hope ur sister is ok
‘Leg’s a 1/2 but personality’s a 10/10”
Stanzi Potenza, 2022
Only legends know that this was reuploaded
Damians revenge is upon us
29:26
Gosh dang, that was good af.
I’m in love with john
23:21 *PTSD FROM GRADE SCHOOL*
6:14 wow there was some trauma behind that
1:16 I didn’t know scp 3199 knew english
I sleep with socks on.. I feel attacked
"iT's A wEbSiTe ThErE's No ApP yEt. Wait, is there an app? Have I been doing this wrong?"
I found this in an R/Choosingbeggars playlist, but it's entertaining, so I don't care-
33:35 Bro's literal Shakespeare
emkay sings how bob ross paints
These guys have been swiped more times than baby shark has been viewed.
Romance ain’t dead it just taking a break😂
Love from Texas ❤️
My husband's profile literally said "if you can't hold a decent conversation, don't bother messaging me"
I thought the thumbnail said Shitlord,holy hell.
yeah i guess everyone does like freezing there feet off with no socks these day’s huh
i have no idea what hd is but my doctor just said i had eighty of them
When that one post about height divides by 16 even though height is base 12 so it would be a difference of 18 from 6’6” to 5’0”. (In the imperial system ofc.)
I fully trust John being a human
Not me waiting for the gayest of r/suddenlygay
Lol! Darth Jar Jar.
I am in love with the B99 convo. I'd marry that guy.
i laught for ten miniutes because of ashleighp
FYI if you get ad, you can press the info button beside the time -> stop seeing this ad -> yes -> cancle, then the add goes away
I am here to spread my wisdom
duh
something in me screamed when it said "Alice" and "Palace" i dunno maybe ive played too much p5s
Does anyone know what exactly happened to both Damien and Slazo? Did they leave or were they kicked out? Just curious
I believe both moved on to focus on their own things/channels.
@@demiaries5981 ah ok, thanks
Pretty sure Slazo still owns the channel
56:43 the bars are 🔥🔥
15:48 GOT EM
Are you Hurricane Ian? cuz (wait til after the storm so I can appropriately finish this joke)
32:35 i love it.
I would swipe right for Darth Jar Jar
Damien: Come here Danny, I'm your man.
Me: r/suddenlygay
Chad is not Chad, I recognize him from coworkers Facebook profile pic lmao
at 1:14 I farted 1 second later he laughs
4:48 as a certified Josh...