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  • @patrolpilot3756
    @patrolpilot3756 6 років тому +27

    Told my wife years ago...glad bag...backyard with the dogs. I'm dead, wtf do I care? Thousands on a funeral it's idiotic.

  • @claudiareid9265
    @claudiareid9265 7 років тому +113

    I have to say this. When my husband passed away no body fluids came out. We sat with him for over 2 hours after he passed.

    • @isaiahfields9585
      @isaiahfields9585 7 років тому +26

      Claudia reid it takes WAY long for that process to happen, it doesn't happen right away. There's levels to death lol as creepy as that sounds 😂🤔

    • @mariamclaughlin5970
      @mariamclaughlin5970 7 років тому +14

      Claudia reid I was with so many fanily members when they passed, and not ONE of them did any leaking. Nothing.

    • @icbm859
      @icbm859 6 років тому +13

      It takes time

    • @Mandydailyblog
      @Mandydailyblog 6 років тому +13

      Claudia reid my husband was in my house for 4 days before the funeral and no body fluids came out... He was cremated afterwards... I think it depends on the weather temperature ect...

    • @personincognito3989
      @personincognito3989 6 років тому +3

      Maria McLaughlin I'm thinking you weren't around long enough to.see it or didn't.check.all your loved ones orifices. At work and end of life care and all kinds of things happen

  • @jeandemartino1188
    @jeandemartino1188 6 років тому +22

    I want to be cremated. My husband was cremated 8 months ago when he died of cancer. I think cremation is a faster, cleaner way of disposing of a body. After reading all the horrible things your body goes through after death I am glad my husband and I made the decision to be cremated years ago. Losing someone you love is never easy, don't make it harder than you have to. 💔

  • @ChaseLisman
    @ChaseLisman 7 років тому +67

    Morticians actually educate people on this stuff and none of this is "gross". I'm a mortuary student and all this is normal and I'm always happy to educate anyone on questions they might have about the decomposition process and preparation/preservation of the body

    • @howstuffworks
      @howstuffworks  7 років тому +3

      We don't mean 'gross' in a bad way. We think all of this is pretty awesome.

    • @BillDerBerg
      @BillDerBerg 6 років тому +2

      A mortician's duty is to slow decomposition by embalming and to preserve and prepare a cadaver for presentation I.e. showing before burial or cremation. Knowledge of the decomposition process is of no consequence to a mortician or embalmer. Heavily decomposed bodies are usually interred as quickly as possible or cremated without a showing after a medical examiner aka Coroner's investigation has taken place for the medical examiner or coroner is an extension of law enforcement. A mortician or embalmer is not an extension of law enforcement.

    • @BillDerBerg
      @BillDerBerg 6 років тому

      Mortuary Manor RIP what do you consider very little?

    • @stevenwebber5998
      @stevenwebber5998 6 років тому

      John J. Sanchez "Knowledge of the decomposition process......" You couldn't be further from the truth.

    • @emilyhigh537
      @emilyhigh537 6 років тому +4

      How come it makes me sick and horrified yet im interested but my mind won't let me watch this stuff without not sleeping for days

  • @jaybee402
    @jaybee402 6 років тому +11

    Donate my organs, donate the rest to science and then whatever is left over cremate. Don't put me in some box in the ground.

  • @alanunderwoodsr8622
    @alanunderwoodsr8622 6 років тому +4

    I once read a story about a married couple discussing their final wishes. The wife told the husband " I want to be cremated and mixed into a gallon of paint and I want you to paint our bedroom ceiling so that I can keep an eye on you in bed"! No word on whether he granted that wish.

  • @zwinky899
    @zwinky899 8 років тому +24

    When I die I want someone to either put ctrl alt delete on my headstone, or game over.

  • @Gemishell25
    @Gemishell25 9 років тому +150

    Donate my organs then cremate me. Use my ashes with seeds to plant a tree.

    • @shirleywamack9304
      @shirleywamack9304 7 років тому

      Gemishell25 Bhopal

    • @kadijaabdi2171
      @kadijaabdi2171 6 років тому

      R u madd

    • @s2ccc
      @s2ccc 6 років тому

      Kadija Abdi r u dumb?

    • @WhereOceansMeeet
      @WhereOceansMeeet 6 років тому +1

      I'm doing the same things actually.

    • @katelynnking7470
      @katelynnking7470 6 років тому +2

      When you cremate your body you are taking away all the nutrients that a plant can use. A plant doesn’t take in much ash. Think about it.
      Just throw me in the river or ocean or on top of the mountain so I can realy give back to the earth like I am meant to.

  • @scarletamethyst659
    @scarletamethyst659 9 років тому +39

    I just wanna be wrapped in a fresh linen cloth and buried in a small plot with some yellow roses placed in my hands. No fancy coffin, please, just nice and simple.

    • @signetulupan
      @signetulupan 6 років тому +1

      Will they actually ALLOW you to JUST be BURIED...NO intervention?? Anyone KNOW about this, PLEASE??

    • @Discerning-es6ix
      @Discerning-es6ix 3 роки тому +1

      @@signetulupan No ... Legalities ... Politics Etc.

  • @MinnesotaFlash
    @MinnesotaFlash 6 років тому +33

    I have donated my "remains" to Mayo Clinic. There are never enough cadavas. If you live close to a medical teaching center, I beg you to give our future doctors a chance to learn. Mayo will even return your ashes to your family and your cost is very small and sometimes even free. PLEASE ...give that one last GREAT gift !!

    • @lisa9867
      @lisa9867 6 років тому +2

      My friend is doing that because she knows her kids won't be able to give her a funeral and she doesn't have any money to pay for it herself.

    • @sharronmcquillan3762
      @sharronmcquillan3762 6 років тому +1

      Will do.Leave my body to science.

    • @sharronmcquillan3762
      @sharronmcquillan3762 6 років тому +1

      I have already donated my organs.Save someone "s life.

    • @gioPHL
      @gioPHL 6 років тому +1

      Miss Glenda I did the same thing with UPenn. I love the idea of teaching other nurses and having new doctors feel me up one last time Lol.

    • @jamesweinzierl7399
      @jamesweinzierl7399 6 років тому

      Gio Michaels I will never eat mayo again.

  • @teikarov2875
    @teikarov2875 7 років тому +211

    My Grandfather just died like if you feel sorry for him.

    • @Sandor.s
      @Sandor.s 7 років тому +11

      Apple Sauce * why would u feel sorry for him? He's in a better place. I feel sorry for you if anything

    • @toniashields6150
      @toniashields6150 6 років тому +4

      I don’t feel sorry for him I feel sorry for you

    • @debbierogers9126
      @debbierogers9126 6 років тому +5

      I am very sorry for your loss. My mom also passed away, Sept. 2017, after much suffering from multiple illnesses. I felt so sorry for her the last several months bc of the agony she went through when she was still here.
      Although I miss her greatly, I am very relieved she is free from any pain and is in Heaven with Jesus Christ~
      I miss you so much Mama~ ❤️

    • @amishashi2010
      @amishashi2010 6 років тому +2

      @@toniashields6150 I think u should feel sorry for both.

    • @abby-wv7dl
      @abby-wv7dl 6 років тому +10

      I feel sorry for you to use his death for likes.

  • @ImTabe
    @ImTabe 9 років тому +18

    You know it's gonna be a good episode when Ben is the host.
    Also, I want to be made into a diamond. Because diamonds are forever.

  • @JustMe-os2yr
    @JustMe-os2yr 7 років тому +11

    Green burial. Do not embalm me, do not but me in a steel casket, do not give me eye caps or sew my mouth shut, do not put my casket into a cement vault. I want a casket made of bamboo-sea grass- wicker or a soft pine. I use to want cremation until I realize how it was not environmental friendly

  • @moviepotter
    @moviepotter 6 років тому +104

    Me there will be no funeral. I will be be cremated. But l well not be here l will be home with Jesus alive and well and happy.

    • @nelidavalentin2939
      @nelidavalentin2939 6 років тому +7

      Yeah,, your 💯 right,,,God bless you,,,

    • @annapaulikonis2433
      @annapaulikonis2433 6 років тому +4

      Amen.

    • @justinthyme8931
      @justinthyme8931 6 років тому +5

      Naaaah, you'll just be rotting in the ground like everybody else!

    • @deborahisaacs5541
      @deborahisaacs5541 6 років тому +2

      Amen, me too

    • @megancav11
      @megancav11 5 років тому +2

      You get cremated after you have your wake and funeral. Not the other way around

  • @michaeladove7269
    @michaeladove7269 9 років тому +3

    I would like to donate my body to a place like the Body Ranch in Texas.
    Knowing that my corpse could lead to even just one death or murder being solved,
    would mean a lot to me.

  • @nicholr2933
    @nicholr2933 5 років тому +3

    When you're gone you don't feel a thing ok.

  • @mikenelson4896
    @mikenelson4896 6 років тому +1

    I don't understand people that say they're claustrophobic that they don't want to be buried. well for one thing the dead know & feel nothing !!

  • @christikemp3337
    @christikemp3337 6 років тому +1

    this was published on my late husbands birthday. He had a grand mal seizure and passed away on Sept. 18 2017. Whole body donation is the way we both decided.

  • @Roseybaby63
    @Roseybaby63 6 років тому +7

    I want my body donated to a body farm or medical school. I'm creeped out by the idea of embalming and then prettying up the body so it can be displayed for the living. The things that are done to bodies to make them acceptable for viewing are pretty foul.

    • @KittyKat-vb1nd
      @KittyKat-vb1nd 2 роки тому

      That's in the Western world where there is little to no spiritual connection. They don't respect the living nor the dead.

  • @destany9591
    @destany9591 6 років тому +2

    Having my body freeze dried and set on the porch as a welcome statue

  • @pandaroc1
    @pandaroc1 9 років тому +12

    This is the end my only friend the end- Jim Morrison

  • @DavidQuackenbushCallMeQuack
    @DavidQuackenbushCallMeQuack 9 років тому +13

    Cremated and used as fertilizer for a tree planted on my favorite vacation island.

  • @blaquebyrde
    @blaquebyrde 9 років тому +150

    bury me with no embalming fluid. . let me go naturally into the earth

    • @bobmcgus
      @bobmcgus 9 років тому +6

      +blaquebyrde I've always thought the same. But, bury me with an acorn.

    • @thomasbaron5367
      @thomasbaron5367 9 років тому +14

      Cremate my body and let my ashes loose into outer space. I'll be everywhere and nowhere at the same time! ;D

    • @michaelp6168
      @michaelp6168 7 років тому +8

      I want to be cremated and molded into 10 frisbees, then I can always go to the park with my friends.

    • @m_q802
      @m_q802 6 років тому +1

      blaquebyrde bury me with all my ice on

    • @MrHeadbanger366
      @MrHeadbanger366 6 років тому +2

      That's becoming more popular now.

  • @alisoncain769
    @alisoncain769 8 років тому +59

    And no, not everybody urinates and defecates after death. You are very misinformed.

    • @lishialindh25
      @lishialindh25 8 років тому +15

      Alison Cain if your bladder is empty of course you won't but if there is anything in your bladder then yes you will do some research before commenting

    • @olimiousb3435
      @olimiousb3435 8 років тому +3

      +lishia red you repeated what she said and told her to do some research lolol

    • @dusterdude238
      @dusterdude238 6 років тому +7

      Hell I urinated and defecated a little just watching this and I aint even dead yet! HA HA

    • @marthamckee3885
      @marthamckee3885 6 років тому +10

      Hospice nurse for 21 years and no you don't urinate and defecate after death.

    • @alkeyramckinney9053
      @alkeyramckinney9053 6 років тому

      Alison Cain @

  • @johnspeeding2064
    @johnspeeding2064 7 років тому +30

    I want to donate my body to medical study's having debates type 1 I'm hoping they can find a cure

    • @basilsperow2265
      @basilsperow2265 6 років тому

      I will not be there when I go

    • @Lisa0809
      @Lisa0809 4 роки тому +1

      if you chose to donate your body you dont get to pick what it gets used for. Just saying you could end up n a body bank, your eyes may go somewhere your heart somewhere else

  • @gillcummins6107
    @gillcummins6107 6 років тому +3

    I sat with my dad as he passed.😔😔 And for 3 hours after. There was no noises other than his last breath or any leaking fluids..

    • @Jezzzzz818
      @Jezzzzz818 3 роки тому

      Three hours is not enough time for all these things to happen to the body I’m a mortician

  • @sarahnicolle9154
    @sarahnicolle9154 6 років тому +3

    That sound effect is not a death rattle. It sounds more like a shaking deep in the lungs. Source- I'm a nurse.

    • @Dumpy332
      @Dumpy332 3 роки тому

      The sound is similar to my mother's respiratory cardiac arrest. She was intubated, but she died around 90 minutes later. Her body turned purple within one hour.

  • @elmclaughlin280
    @elmclaughlin280 6 років тому +4

    I can't stop laughing. Very good sense of humor you have! Thanks for giving me a much-needed laugh!

  • @Bpaintt
    @Bpaintt 7 років тому +9

    I totally thought you'd mention that we make noise when we die! that's the weirdest part for me.

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 6 років тому +1

    When I die, I'm not going to care. It is you who will deal with it.

  • @thomasbaron5367
    @thomasbaron5367 9 років тому +53

    I don't wanna die O.O

    • @lupegaehring2362
      @lupegaehring2362 6 років тому +3

      Well...
      Yeah, I dont wanna get old..
      Ugh

    • @trudiewinters5484
      @trudiewinters5484 6 років тому +1

      One too many m’s

    • @trudiewinters5484
      @trudiewinters5484 6 років тому +1

      Green vegan?

    • @ObeyJesusOurLord
      @ObeyJesusOurLord 6 років тому +3

      We are never so alive as in the act of dying when we know the One who created us. We are instantly ushered into His presence to be alive forevermore! It's the greatest experience you will ever have IF you have placed your faith, trust, and life into the hands of Jesus Christ. He is the Lord & Creator of all the universe. He is knocking on the door of your heart. Will you invite Him in? He has promised that He will not cast out anyone who humbly comes to Him. Simply pray and ask Him into your life and be willing to give Him complete control of every aspect of your life. In the KJV Bible this is what it says in I John 2:25: And this is the promise he hath promised us, even eternal life.

    • @robertjohnson6284
      @robertjohnson6284 6 років тому +2

      Well U might as well get ready!! Because 1way or another U leaving here 1day!!😂😂😂😂

  • @graxmccoar8678
    @graxmccoar8678 2 роки тому

    The narrator looks a lot like my son, including gestures & enthusiasm. THAT was amusing. Most of the information wasn't new to me, but the amount of awareness of 'green burial' keeps increasing, which is good.

  • @joelplayz433
    @joelplayz433 7 років тому +1

    i don't mind dying, I just don't want to take a giant shit.

  • @reemclaughlin4260
    @reemclaughlin4260 6 років тому +28

    I've been with people and animals as they've crossed over, and not one of them leaked or purged anything.

    • @marka6187
      @marka6187 6 років тому +3

      Ree McLaughlin it's takes some for this to happen

    • @markmullins5822
      @markmullins5822 6 років тому +2

      Lol it takes awhile

    • @annsturtevant1684
      @annsturtevant1684 6 років тому +2

      You guys, it doesn't always happen, and if it does it may happen immediately upon death as the muscles no longer have the ability to prevent that from happening. I worked in long term care and have cleaned many, many, dead bodies up before departing to a funeral home. Some people who haven't eaten or drank in days expel feces, urine and other.... unknown substances from their body. The muscles have also ceased living and there for .... It happens.
      And it can happen being moved from the bed to gurney, gurney to exam table. But again, sometimes there may be nothing.

    • @annsturtevant1684
      @annsturtevant1684 6 років тому +1

      @wolemai it's not an exaggeration by any means. In fact it's pretty much part of the dying process. It's kind of a lucky day for whomever has to tend to the dead body because it can smell / look pretty rank.

    • @wendyw8931
      @wendyw8931 6 років тому +2

      My dog pee'd after she was put to sleep. But she pee'd every time she visited the vet before she died. Oh, well! I really miss my Kisha...14 y.o. German Shepherd mix...she was so sweet.

  • @CosmicErrata
    @CosmicErrata 9 років тому +55

    I wanna become a freaking tree when I die.

  • @owencarey2704
    @owencarey2704 9 років тому +141

    Cremation, then spread my ashes around some Cannabis plants.

  • @tutsecret499
    @tutsecret499 6 років тому

    The reason I don't donate organs is because I am afraid I am not dead for sure. When I was a child I had fear to die that haunted me for many years, then it passed this fear. But now, I think again about this.

  • @Christ_King25
    @Christ_King25 9 років тому +13

    Viking funeral all days brother, ashes dissolve in water

    • @dstanford8674
      @dstanford8674 7 років тому +1

      jacob bennette That's me alll the Way.."Aries"

  • @melanietoth1376
    @melanietoth1376 3 роки тому +1

    I'm comfortable with death. I've been in the room when family members have passed. We try to keep dying family at home and in the care of family if at all possible. I'm aware of what happens. I hope to donate everything I can to science and I have preplanned. I dont want anyone to have to pay for me....I dont need it if I'm dead. I want everything to be as natural as possible. Death is poignant but not pretty. ♡

  • @sherrielynn5761
    @sherrielynn5761 7 років тому +12

    why the fuck am I watching this

  • @anonie8770
    @anonie8770 6 років тому +3

    THAT is NOT the way a dying person sounds. HOW DARE YOU TO MAKE FUN OF A DYING PERSON. DEATH DOES NOT ALWAYS HAPPEN IN A TRAGIC WAY. I watched my husband die in a hospital bed calmly and I watched my father in law die in our apartment from a heart attach. Death is not pretty but it happens calmly. It is the curcumstance that makes it not pretty sometimes.

    • @GiGizGolden1
      @GiGizGolden1 5 років тому

      I've seen quite a few people die in an agonizing way from family (son, grandma, uncle, father) to where I work (I'm a nurse). It's not always calming to watch or for the individual. I've witnessed and heard the death rattle, it's horrible to watch as someone is struggling those last days/hours. It's a sound you will remember. It is real. I've seen numerous deaths where they let go of their fluids and it's a horrible smell mixed with dried blood from the colon or mouth. Not everyone does that. It's interesting to say the least and disgusting for sure. But it is part of the process. Ask a Hospice nurse they have stories to tell. I hope I go peacefully without a struggle for days on end just to hang on. I hope I can just let go quietly in my sleep. That's called a "sweet death" where you just die sweetly in your sleep. That doesn't happen very often. Consider your family blessed.

  • @Just_a_Goth
    @Just_a_Goth 9 років тому +41

    In a way, rot is beautiful. In death, there is life.

    • @Just_a_Goth
      @Just_a_Goth 9 років тому

      ***** I'm just happy to know that my body can be put to good use.

    • @mattinator4567
      @mattinator4567 7 років тому +2

      Zombie Girl ewwww

    • @BillDerBerg
      @BillDerBerg 6 років тому +1

      Zombie Girl death has nothing to do with rot or decomposition your living body parts or limbs will eventually rot or decompose if your blood circulation is poor or non existent such as if you have advanced diabetes or if you have extremely poor hygiene.nothing beautiful about that BTW Goth is DEAD get over it.

    • @dusterdude238
      @dusterdude238 6 років тому +1

      True, Our remains become part of the earth cycle. frankly speaking, our Bodily remains Become food for animals, insects and Fertilizer for plants and trees. so I can see where your coming from .

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 років тому

      The purple army is better than rot Cx

  • @derekbuxton6626
    @derekbuxton6626 7 років тому +3

    After I die, I would like to be shipped to Mars.

  • @ariellas.5150
    @ariellas.5150 6 років тому +1

    It's not the process of dying! Process ofdying when one is still alive but in the process of stopping to breath. It is the process of the body of decomposing you are talking about.

  • @jesserjzz1
    @jesserjzz1 9 років тому

    Shot into space... Actually straight to the moon in a self landing capsule that would eject the windows and kept me looking to the lunar horizon with a cover on the top, as someone sitting on the beach with a sun umbrella, for eternity...

  • @mrnobody6354
    @mrnobody6354 9 років тому +27

    Who else was about to die before watched this video? No? Just me?

    • @siapitapit3605
      @siapitapit3605 9 років тому

      +Shawn Long still alive?

    • @MrStevem121
      @MrStevem121 9 років тому +2

      RIP dude

    • @mrnobody6354
      @mrnobody6354 9 років тому +8

      Siapit Apit
      Yup, decided not to die after all, too gross for me.

    • @NoelleH18
      @NoelleH18 6 років тому

      nope me too

    • @sharondavis8393
      @sharondavis8393 6 років тому

      I almost died twice one thru child birth other from cancer

  • @margiebrown9175
    @margiebrown9175 5 років тому

    Only the dead can know but once you are gone you don't feel a thing I am a living soul now until then

  • @missbackyardcamper332
    @missbackyardcamper332 7 років тому +12

    For all I care....They can grind me up into dog food, Cat food, Roast and toast my body in a bonfire, Shoot me to Saturn, Feed me to coyotes and vultures, Ship it to a study lab, Turn it into fuel for vehicles, Etc. Just do what they want! I will already be in the next life! I wanna be an Eagle, Horse, or Lion! 😉

  • @stratkids
    @stratkids 7 років тому +9

    I'm just gonna have my body stuffed and put to a museum or somewhere safe

    • @QueenlySweetpea
      @QueenlySweetpea 6 років тому +1

      Museum would not be interested in storing your stuffed body, buried in a coffin placed underground is the safest place to be ..

  • @mindfulgratitude3041
    @mindfulgratitude3041 6 років тому +2

    There's a company which bundles a body up without chemicals like embalming procedures etc. Your body then resembles a pod or kind of like a rootball. Your favorite tree is planted along with you and as it grows it feeds on your pod becoming healthy and strong. That tree brings life to the surface and oxygen to our planet and our people. It's my wish to give all body parts donatable first and then be podly planted. Namaste'

    • @rosemarylouisevayda7093
      @rosemarylouisevayda7093 6 років тому

      Yes, Beth Lowell, I read about that too, and really like the idea myself, but after a little research, I found that they haven't gotten the government's approval to plant you anywhere in this country. I know you can go across the border to Mexico and probably find something there. (With the proper papers to transport a body etc...)

  • @andieh9180
    @andieh9180 7 років тому +10

    I want to be cremated, and use most of my ashes in o e of those bio-trees, so I can bring beauty to my family and they will always have a special place to visit. The rest of my ashes, I would like to mix with melted silver, a d turned into pendants for my kids.

    • @lostplanet1308
      @lostplanet1308 6 років тому +3

      As a nearly 30-year mortician, I can tell you that your family will forget about you within just a couple of years. They'll move, and that tree will be cut down by the new property owners.
      I intend to be cremated, too, but I have no illusions about what will happen after I'm gone.

    • @MrKellyv1
      @MrKellyv1 6 років тому +2

      Seems like the light dimmed already, hey though- what better reality than death to keep it real?

  • @gfinnstrom
    @gfinnstrom 6 років тому +2

    great video
    i survived 30 years as a first responder...
    another thing to remember if one does come up to a fizzer which is a body ready to pop...
    lay a sheet over the body other wise one would be wearing the body parts then have to burn the clothes
    again outstanding video

    • @charlakaytexas1414
      @charlakaytexas1414 6 років тому +1

      Reminds me of Jonestown. All those rotting corpses out in the heat and elements! Must have been a horrid smell i cant even imagine!

    • @toyoscio
      @toyoscio 4 роки тому

      @@charlakaytexas1414 Probably

    • @traceypenfold7781
      @traceypenfold7781 3 роки тому

      Ooo the stiffs final wishes was a cop stripogram before being taken away so tries burning your clothes off by exploding all over you 😉🤣

  • @gone.23
    @gone.23 2 роки тому

    Gives "I see u drooling" a whole new meaning doesn't it...

  • @shewolfdv
    @shewolfdv 6 років тому +18

    well im not really into the cremation thing. the thought of being set on fire. I'm gonna skip that one. the embalming thing and what they do...i think the worst is gluing my mouth shut breaking bones!! Yes I'm skipping that. I'm gonna opt out of the whole dying thing all together

    • @shaym6719
      @shaym6719 6 років тому +4

      Goodluck with that...

    • @coppercassiecampbell6077
      @coppercassiecampbell6077 6 років тому +3

      love laugh that's the meaning of life
      Me too, I choose the opt out option

    • @QueenlySweetpea
      @QueenlySweetpea 6 років тому

      @ love laugh .. That process will not break your bones, the jaw bones are one of the strongest in the body ..

    • @charlakaytexas1414
      @charlakaytexas1414 6 років тому

      If only it were possible

  • @sarcosmic6982
    @sarcosmic6982 6 років тому +60

    Aww, you didn't mention the noises people can make 😂
    Still, I learned a lot from this! I liked your voice and overall delivery, as well.
    When I die, I want my useful organs harvested and the rest used to grow a nice fruit tree. Maybe lemons. "When death gives you lemons..."

    • @JoseSanchez-bp7xz
      @JoseSanchez-bp7xz 6 років тому +2

      Sarcosmic
      Gross. Smelly farts are alive.

    • @mcrchickenluvr
      @mcrchickenluvr 6 років тому +4

      Sarcosmic I used to work in a morgue. After a while you get to where you don't really smell the gases.

    • @judebigelow2689
      @judebigelow2689 6 років тому +2

      Sarcosmic grow a tree

    • @gameoflife9581
      @gameoflife9581 6 років тому +1

      Fucking mentoined death rattle in the first 30 secs ya pc rat goof

    • @wendyw8931
      @wendyw8931 6 років тому +1

      he did...it's the death rattle

  • @michellekaranova7242
    @michellekaranova7242 8 років тому +2

    I want to be preserved

  • @bellakatherman1477
    @bellakatherman1477 6 років тому

    Weekend at Bernie’s- Legit one of my fave movies of all time! I recommend if you haven’t seen

  • @coppercassiecampbell6077
    @coppercassiecampbell6077 6 років тому +1

    When I die...please...put me back where I came from.

    • @QueenlySweetpea
      @QueenlySweetpea 6 років тому

      Copper Cassie .. I doubt your mother would want you back in her womb ..

    • @coppercassiecampbell6077
      @coppercassiecampbell6077 6 років тому

      QueenlySweetpea
      Hey, don't be angry with me cause you were born as a result of a botched abortion.

  • @Mr.D.E.S
    @Mr.D.E.S 7 років тому +3

    I enjoyed the video loads of information it would have been nice to see the pics of the different stages of decomposition

  • @jenniferrichardson878
    @jenniferrichardson878 8 років тому +28

    I would prefer being buried then cremation...fr

    • @QueenlySweetpea
      @QueenlySweetpea 6 років тому +1

      Jennifer Richardson, you can't be buried and then cremated. How do you figure, being buried 6 feet under the ground and then later dig you up out of there and then cremation ?? That's crazy, can't be done ..

    • @jjc3009
      @jjc3009 6 років тому +1

      @@QueenlySweetpea Jennifer should have said ( I would prefer being buried than being cremated )

    • @coldblue9mm
      @coldblue9mm 6 років тому

      @@QueenlySweetpea LOL!! Either way, I guarantee her body won't know the difference. When you're dead, you're dead. Whether you're rich or poor. Dead is dead.

    • @charlakaytexas1414
      @charlakaytexas1414 6 років тому

      @@coldblue9mm yes dead body but soul /spirit will be in heaven or hell one or the other there is life after death. I believe the Bible and also sooo many people have died come back to tell what happened! It amazes me

    • @ohmygoddessxoxo7046
      @ohmygoddessxoxo7046 6 років тому

      All three, huh?

  • @williamowens5542
    @williamowens5542 6 років тому

    I want a closed casket funeral. After the eulogy, the organist will play "Pop, Goes the Weasel."

  • @mikefay9131
    @mikefay9131 6 років тому +2

    After that. I'm not going

  • @sickbastd
    @sickbastd 7 років тому

    I've been telling people for years to just stand me in the corner. I'm going to raise such a stink that someone will fgure out something to do with me. I'm confident I will not care what it is that is done.

  • @danclark1348
    @danclark1348 7 років тому +4

    I've signed up for body donation. What's done after that--? I guess creamation. I worked at a cemetary about 8 months. At times subject of what it is to be dead would come up. Look at it this way- when in for an operation, you are not aware of being cut into, when dead, same thing.

    • @katrina3650
      @katrina3650 6 років тому

      Some of us were aware of being cut into....and couldn't move or talk to tell someone...all I could do was 😲SCREAM inside. .very true story! (12-14-1974)

  • @shanefetui2385
    @shanefetui2385 6 років тому +5

    I'm never going to die, I'm going to live forever!!

    • @thornyrose4709
      @thornyrose4709 6 років тому +1

      Oh it get s to be so boring after a while. Trust me

    • @wendyw8931
      @wendyw8931 6 років тому +1

      Sorry, but you're in for a BIIIIG surprise !

    • @shanefetui2385
      @shanefetui2385 6 років тому +2

      @@wendyw8931 it's a joke! Nobody's going to live forever!

    • @johnhenry7191
      @johnhenry7191 6 років тому

      You'd be the first.

  • @ekscholl
    @ekscholl 8 років тому +1

    I'm just a little afraid of crapping my pants. can I die on a toilet?

  • @MrEnte3000
    @MrEnte3000 9 років тому +15

    Everytime I die, the boogers in my nose freeze.

    • @ninjaghostr83
      @ninjaghostr83 9 років тому +2

      +MrEnte3000 ha too funny i know what you mean. lol

  • @jessicakabelwelter2774
    @jessicakabelwelter2774 6 років тому +1

    Cremation after watching this video. I still want a funeral service just no body please. I find it creepy.

  • @meilelove2025
    @meilelove2025 7 років тому +2

    My friend die I don't want this stuff happen to him ...R.I.P 4/20/17

    • @timheck1688
      @timheck1688 6 років тому

      hey man who has ever seen a couple of days agoI have a good time. I 5

  • @mattinator4567
    @mattinator4567 8 років тому

    my thought process is that I would be dead so I wouldnt have to see my hideous disguising body.

  • @dreamgirlmodelsinc.8439
    @dreamgirlmodelsinc.8439 6 років тому

    Very informational

  • @lisas337
    @lisas337 6 років тому +1

    I always told my parents I want to be buried above the ground Incase I wake up. 😂

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 4 роки тому

      THAT WON'T BE FUN TRUST ME IS SCARY. I PREFER BE CREMATED GET IT OVER DONE WITH

  • @luthermcgee3756
    @luthermcgee3756 6 років тому +2

    I won't care. It will be an empty shell, but my soul will be with Jesus.

  • @internalinjectiontrulyhere6182
    @internalinjectiontrulyhere6182 3 роки тому +1

    R.i.p. aged medical worker(study)+get well nerve hope elevator.

  • @ryansebastian945
    @ryansebastian945 3 роки тому

    Did anyone notice at 2:52 he actually blinked his eyes when acting dead?

  • @MrHeadbanger366
    @MrHeadbanger366 6 років тому +2

    I want to be cremated, my ashes mixed with those of my beloved pug Elmo, then scattered.

  • @shellyannlewis2595
    @shellyannlewis2595 6 років тому

    So 1 week ago i went to visit someone and bloody looking water drips on me while i was laying in my her bed from the room above her , i call the police they kicked off the door and found my friend land Lord laying on the floor died ,his body started to decompose and his belly was blown up , it was Bad !his dog were barking from his room every time,but every one taught he went on vacation or at his dad fenural but he did not ,very sad .

  • @susanmohammed3439
    @susanmohammed3439 7 років тому +10

    Are you kidding me, no way I want to be buried, I'm cluster phobic, I want to be cremated & ashes could go in the river

  • @couldntthinkofaname9552
    @couldntthinkofaname9552 7 років тому +7

    Can they just shoot me into space so I can figure out if aliens are real

    • @QueenlySweetpea
      @QueenlySweetpea 6 років тому +1

      You won't be figuring out anything once you're at that stage ..

  • @wj8003
    @wj8003 7 років тому +2

    you can shoot dead bodies to space? If I never go to space, kids, do that to me

    • @missbackyardcamper332
      @missbackyardcamper332 7 років тому

      Walter Jimenez Yeah, Because we are running out of land. I wanna be shot to planet Saturn. 😉

  • @catherinehooper9039
    @catherinehooper9039 6 років тому

    Never seem a dead corpse in a funeral home with open eyes. Where do the contacts come into this?

  • @cryptomonkey6142
    @cryptomonkey6142 7 років тому +1

    Cremation thanks, burn me up, I don't want to rot slowly. Lol.

  • @lee-annpillay9096
    @lee-annpillay9096 2 роки тому

    And thanks for the info 🌹🌷🌹🌷🌹

  • @SeeU369
    @SeeU369 6 років тому +2

    🔥🙏¿location💀 not in my tempedic bed😴😱... Maybe in the shower🚿or tub🛀, better yet @ my job, I "hate my job"😂

  • @jamesbrinley8453
    @jamesbrinley8453 6 років тому

    put me in the ground with a sign that says "I told you idiots I was sick!"

  • @sulaimaanahmad
    @sulaimaanahmad 6 років тому +13

    i want a short, simple muslim burial. ﺇﻧﺎ ﻟﻠـﻪ ﻭﺇﻧﺎ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﺭﺍﺟﻌﻮﻥ

  • @ready4sea301
    @ready4sea301 6 років тому

    I want my remains to be released over Disneyland.. but I don't want to be cremated

  • @walterfink9782
    @walterfink9782 6 років тому +1

    So, when some people visit the grave of a loved one or a friend,
    below ground, that former person, is now, not looking like we remember. Their soul has left the body, and now all we have is a decaying mess, or maybe just bones left. Hardly a thought we want to think about. Knowing this, why do people spend ridiculous amounts on a casket, that will only be seen for a few minutes, then placed in the ground, to mostly never be seen again.
    That's why, I'm in favor of cremation, either by chemical or fire. Even though my religion, frowns on cremation. I'd like to see a poll, on exactly how many times a person goes to a grave site. I feel having photos and or videos is a much better way to remember a person. Do you want to visit the grave of a loved one or friend, knowing exactly what has or is going on with their body, 6 feet below you?

    • @traceypenfold7781
      @traceypenfold7781 3 роки тому

      I know right. Can't believe how expensive funerals are for a natural occurrence that's the inevitable that will happen to all of us at any moment of any day.

  • @carolenglish8805
    @carolenglish8805 6 років тому

    Thia is absolutely hilarious!!! Love it.!

  • @violetmartha916
    @violetmartha916 7 років тому +7

    Has this video made anyone else feel hungry???...... No?? Just me then. 😂

  • @traceypenfold7781
    @traceypenfold7781 3 роки тому

    I was friends with a funeral director and I told him we so going to have to get him taxidermied when he croak it lol 😆

  • @neildainio1744
    @neildainio1744 7 років тому +1

    Place me in a Tomb... sealed. Come back when there is only my bones.Gather, my Bones place those in small box and seal that box closed.Bury that Box under my Church or in a Deep Cave or maybe even drop the Box into the Depths of Lake Superior.

  • @tpalindalou
    @tpalindalou 6 років тому +1

    Cremated & placed in my husbands casket when he passes.

  • @xjonnyb0325
    @xjonnyb0325 8 років тому

    I'll be cryogenically frozen whether its in a glacier or in alcor

  • @theranlove4291
    @theranlove4291 7 років тому

    Thoughts used to pop up in my head, like putting a dead body up on stage.
    Or strapping them bodies to a missile and send it over enemy lines.

  • @janetbennett4278
    @janetbennett4278 6 років тому +2

    Already knew All this, Having Many Pets who died over the years.

    • @traceypenfold7781
      @traceypenfold7781 3 роки тому

      Non of my old pets shat themselves or anything after death before I buried them. The ones that died at home were 6 pet mice, the last 18 sadly had to be put 2 sleep at vets and they cremated them, 3 gerbils, other 2 again put to sleep so left with vet, goldfish, a budgie that dies in vets hand leaving him heart broken too as he was only trying to clean out a wound but the stress got to budgie, and probably others but out off them all the only ones that shat themselves was some of the goldfish. The cats and dogs are still running around happily earning asbos haha

  • @EnterTainment-oh4yb
    @EnterTainment-oh4yb 7 років тому +28

    I want to be a ghost and scare people

    • @maureenknox2989
      @maureenknox2989 6 років тому +3

      Enter Tainment. Me too!! 😂👻

    • @MegaMgdl
      @MegaMgdl 6 років тому

      Hahahahaha

    • @robertjohnson6284
      @robertjohnson6284 6 років тому

      Ghosts are suffering 🤔🤔🤔

    • @autumnmoon7558
      @autumnmoon7558 5 років тому

      You want be allowed to come back and be anything your spirit will continue somewhere. There will be a new Haven and new earth ( on Earth as it is in heaven) Bible says for a thousand years then the devil will be loosed again then the last battle and with the devil and his followers, those that are faithful to God will live with him etrunally for ever. So the choices you make in your life time is who you serve on Earth and you will spend eturnity with the one you served on Earth God or the devil and his followers. It's not God's will that any man perish (to go to hell) but come to repentence , change your life style, your thinking, start being the Love of Jesus Christ daily. The 10 commandments examine them fully was given by God to keep you out of trouble and give you a good honest life. It's not God's fault people go to hell. He offered you a way to him. He gave you every chance to change you life. You will choose to send yourself to the same hell the devil you follow on earth. Go to Jesus today it's still time. He will forgive all your sins and start a new life with him.

  • @Macsk8ing
    @Macsk8ing 9 років тому +15

    Thos guy's voice is awesome

  • @tinkerbellsfairydust165
    @tinkerbellsfairydust165 8 років тому

    I want my body to be donated to science, for stroke research.

  • @edzdelavega535
    @edzdelavega535 6 років тому

    good info