How To Destroy Crusader Kings 3 As The Mongolian Empire

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 498

  • @billtie6052
    @billtie6052 3 роки тому +2408

    Imagine accidentally conquering the entirety of Europe in a single 100 year long raid.
    Mongols suffering from success.

    • @baseupp12
      @baseupp12 3 роки тому +34

      But still not being able to conquer India

    • @coalbag2758
      @coalbag2758 3 роки тому +134

      @@baseupp12 the most embarrassing one was India but the most ridiculous one was japan. Fucking holy typhoons flying in to save japans ass.

    • @baseupp12
      @baseupp12 3 роки тому +108

      @@coalbag2758 The Gods themself thought the mongols were too OP so they sent in a natural disaster to stop them

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 3 роки тому +41

      @@baseupp12 twice

    • @RandomGuy-df1oy
      @RandomGuy-df1oy 3 роки тому +33

      @@baseupp12 Chagatai Khanate attacked India. Turkic Delhi Sultanate had similar fighting style with the Mongols and they managed to defeat. In Vietnam, Mongols were still sucessfull in open battles.

  • @jean-baptistecarrere-gee9157
    @jean-baptistecarrere-gee9157 3 роки тому +656

    "Daddy why did you marry mommy ?"
    "Because of her comically large hat son why else ?"

  • @nerosfreak
    @nerosfreak 3 роки тому +2913

    okay so imagine british people... but they speak mongolian

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +1220

    ISP's attempt at throat singing is absolutely glorious

    • @connorgray6020
      @connorgray6020 3 роки тому +25

      hUUAHAHAHHAHHHUUUUUUUUUUAAAAHUUHUHUHÜUAHÂHUHHUUUUUHHUUUAUHAÜHAYYHAHUUHUUHHAHYAYAU

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 3 роки тому +19

      i want to commit violence

    • @ertrick3693
      @ertrick3693 3 роки тому +12

      Ooooooooooooorarrrrrarrrrrrrrrr

    • @EddieBurke
      @EddieBurke 3 роки тому +8

      @@sharkestry1119 I never wanted to commit rape, your honour, but Isorrow’s throat-singing voice made me do it!

    • @tunityguy
      @tunityguy 3 роки тому +1

      COMMENTER

  • @333Trihll
    @333Trihll 3 роки тому +937

    The actual house of Genghis Khan is in the game, in both start. The Borjigin, they are vassals of Liao in 1066.

    • @leonardofranzinribeiro4220
      @leonardofranzinribeiro4220 3 роки тому +81

      @Иван Распутин Literally the terminator

    • @cantspeakcantspeak79
      @cantspeakcantspeak79 3 роки тому +136

      @Иван Распутин thats actually how Genghis Khan vowed revenge and rose up

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 3 роки тому +32

      @Иван Распутин The chinese Jin dynasty also payed off mongol tribes to fight each other, Genghis swore revenge for that too

    • @Augustus-mk1du
      @Augustus-mk1du 3 роки тому +1

      yeah ive seen it in both starting dates

    • @supergoomba926
      @supergoomba926 3 роки тому +2

      @@googane7755 So basically, do not do with the guy in the cyrillic name said. That will make things much worse.

  • @ochiroyunjargal7886
    @ochiroyunjargal7886 3 роки тому +449

    As a mongolian I love how non mongol speaking places say khan. Because technically the k is silent in mongolian. Ps we know the woman's hats are stupid we make jokes about it every lunar new year(our versions of new years)

    • @AD-yq8rl
      @AD-yq8rl 3 роки тому +20

      Why do you make fun with your culture bud ? I think they are pretty. Also nomadic lifestyle is completely different from the settled life style. So differences are essential for sure.

    • @goddod2913
      @goddod2913 3 роки тому +100

      @@AD-yq8rl the hats are funny and dumb

    • @egesahin2498
      @egesahin2498 3 роки тому +21

      we also say "han" in turkish but you know...

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 3 роки тому +4

      @@goddod2913 African and Indian culture has funny and dumb stuff too.

    • @goddod2913
      @goddod2913 3 роки тому

      @@CausticSpace i know, that’s what I said

  • @kaiserwilhelm1843
    @kaiserwilhelm1843 3 роки тому +1119

    How to Mongolia:
    Step one: Spam cavalry
    Step two: ???
    Step three: Profit

    • @ashc4h488
      @ashc4h488 3 роки тому +43

      wow, thank you mr wilhelm, I didn't know you were so enlightened when it comes to this topic

    • @salehmcballz1238
      @salehmcballz1238 3 роки тому +37

      Step four: explode into millions of counties and duchies

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 3 роки тому +3

      Good old Willy.

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 3 роки тому +17

      Thank you Wilhelm Khan of the German Khanate.

    • @jonasbass4982
      @jonasbass4982 3 роки тому

      Step 2 is rape and pillage

  • @Yeongboemkim365
    @Yeongboemkim365 3 роки тому +1225

    Not only do we get to see more ck3 gameplay, but we also get to see isorrow suffer lol

    • @Dino10Boy
      @Dino10Boy 3 роки тому +11

      That is every video

    • @deaths_helm1780
      @deaths_helm1780 3 роки тому +1

      Haven’t even watched the video yet but because of this comment I will give the video a like!

    • @gorillainabikini266
      @gorillainabikini266 3 роки тому

      2 in 1

    • @leb_8286
      @leb_8286 3 роки тому +1

      The best kind of suffering...
      İsorrow suffering

    • @Yeongboemkim365
      @Yeongboemkim365 3 роки тому

      @@leb_8286 lol 😂

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 3 роки тому +237

    Even in real life everyone was just being a normal king while Chingis Khan was just on CK3

    • @marieltost3987
      @marieltost3987 2 роки тому +5

      you speled genghis khan wrong and now my corrupt mind can't stop imagine big chungus with da epic genghis hair

    • @eggsoup5319
      @eggsoup5319 2 роки тому +37

      @@marieltost3987 Chinggis Khan is actually a valid alternate spelling as it’s closer to the mongolian pronunciation haha

    • @Barbaturixsson
      @Barbaturixsson Рік тому +1

      ​@@marieltost3987 bro look at this L 😂

    • @Barbaturixsson
      @Barbaturixsson Рік тому

      ​@@marieltost3987 spelled*

  • @hrh4hthegqrht203
    @hrh4hthegqrht203 3 роки тому +248

    Genghis Khan may be good but will he ever be as good as the mighty ADMIRAL DONG!

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 3 роки тому +19

      You are talking pretty trash speaking in near distance of BOEHM AND THE HAMMER OF THE GOD

    • @Onio_
      @Onio_ 3 роки тому +6

      No one will be as mighty as Publius.

    • @BTG_Redd
      @BTG_Redd 3 роки тому

      @@deadpan904 rip HAMMER OF GOD

  • @anonym1066
    @anonym1066 3 роки тому +161

    >not conquering Iceland
    Dear Internet Service Provider, I am disappointed

  • @Ryan-tz7sx
    @Ryan-tz7sx 3 роки тому +281

    Please bring back Planet War: Total War

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +142

    The empire would conquer every continent is the name was Great Tannu Tuva instead of Great Liao

  • @LoganAntonick
    @LoganAntonick 3 роки тому +630

    Everyone: "NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T CONQUER HALF THE WORLD!!"
    Genghis Khan: "Mongolian throat singing go: OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 3 роки тому +262

    Ah yes, the Britbongolians, my favorite Anglo-Saxons.

    • @Gwebb74
      @Gwebb74 3 роки тому +23

      Monglo-Anglians*

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 роки тому +9

      @@Gwebb74 More like the Monglo-Franks due to france actually being the one who created england

    • @the_Kutonarch
      @the_Kutonarch 3 роки тому +11

      In Australia we literally have a slang word for England, "Pomgolia", a portmanteau of "Pommy" (an Englishman) & Mongolia.

    • @Apoc2K
      @Apoc2K 3 роки тому +1

      The Ugro-Saxon drinks his tea with horse milk.

  • @woooof_
    @woooof_ 3 роки тому +47

    When that ironside intro kicks in

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 3 роки тому +27

    *iSorrowProductions:* Wanna see me create the Mongol Empire?
    *iSorrowProductions:* Wanna see me do it again?

  • @sergeantsalamander
    @sergeantsalamander 3 роки тому +31

    This reminds me of when in my Grand Campaign series the Mongols converted to catholicism and absolutely zonked the Seljuks out of existence.

  • @xMercurex
    @xMercurex 3 роки тому +41

    This game need a true "Prester John" achievement. It would somethng like conquer Jerusalem as a Nestorian.

  • @Oliver-vx7ls
    @Oliver-vx7ls 2 роки тому +8

    reminds me of one of my first CK3 MP game .. started as a small duke in mongolia, formed Mongolia, took over the local khanate, grew it, reformed tengri, became the great khan, conquered like mad and lived to a whopping age of 107 ... aand didnt collapse afterwards. guess i had a lot of luck, when my ruler hit 107 years, steam told me that i had a total gametime of 107 hours in CK3.. so, not really a mastered even a single thing in the game. i just wish it was a single player iron man mode game, no idea how many achievements that run would have unlocked, but we canned it, cause it was no fun for the rest of the players anymore

  • @HLGAM3R
    @HLGAM3R 3 роки тому +10

    Everyone but the Mongol Empire in 3:45 :
    *chuckles* I'm in danger.

  • @jsparrow115
    @jsparrow115 3 роки тому +7

    I've experienced a 'Mongol invasion of Mongolia' myself. In my case was was the Empress of India, Persia & Tibet who decided to form the Empire of Mongolia before Genghis Khan showed up. I had conquered enough to form the title basically a year before he spawns right on top of me. He lost because I had 100k men and after that he was down to 5k men. He tried again 5 years later and got crushed (I mean, 5k vs 100k. really?). After the second truce ended I attacked first, unladed him & he was never seen again.

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 3 роки тому +274

    French England
    Byzantine Germany
    Mongolian Bulgaria
    Mongolian England
    What is this game?!

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 3 роки тому +40

      it's a little indie game called CK3 it's pretty underground you might not have heard of it

    • @MangezDesPommes
      @MangezDesPommes 3 роки тому +9

      You know French England is a thing that happened right?

    • @roinymphornithorynque3282
      @roinymphornithorynque3282 3 роки тому +3

      @@MangezDesPommes good old wiliam

    • @tonit4233
      @tonit4233 3 роки тому +6

      Funny enough, Bulgaria was actually ruled by a chengisid mongolian prince named Chaka for a year in 1299.

  • @yupebet
    @yupebet 3 роки тому +21

    There is a new DLC in HOI4 well be soon(2 days left), CAMEL DIVISION ONLY! I WAIT.

  • @0324bence
    @0324bence 3 роки тому +38

    I remember when me and my friend played ck3, then the mongols arrived in Europe, so we were panicing, and I, as jerusalem, decided to assasinate the mongol leader, because i had 95% somehow. It was succesful, and the mongolians just disappeard, and left a lot of very weak nations. That was really funny for us.

  • @EddieBurke
    @EddieBurke 3 роки тому +2

    The throat singing at the beginning was brilliant and glorious.

  • @thaikyoghoul
    @thaikyoghoul 3 роки тому +1

    yay new vid

  • @johncao6516
    @johncao6516 3 роки тому +16

    "Mongol Shmepire"
    I'm dead.

  • @evansavage2040
    @evansavage2040 3 роки тому +16

    Great Video, 10/10 when watched at 16x speed

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 3 роки тому +9

    ISP really be uploading huh

    • @azizbelhsine5927
      @azizbelhsine5927 3 роки тому

      At least I’m not the only one who thinks that

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 3 роки тому +1

      im not used to it i don't like it go back to not uploading change is bad

  • @suiiiiiiiiii9235
    @suiiiiiiiiii9235 3 роки тому +1

    I hoped you had a great day ISP.

  • @BadDayLp
    @BadDayLp 3 роки тому +2

    There is just something beautiful about early cultures that seemingly resolved around *really cool h(e)ads* as sign of greatness an prestige.
    I wish we could have these times back.

  • @Dthang..
    @Dthang.. 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve stopped questioning. When this man uploads videos

  • @battlefieldtr88
    @battlefieldtr88 3 роки тому +15

    "uuuugw rawr rawr"
    -isp 2020

  • @pooperscoper422
    @pooperscoper422 3 роки тому +1

    It’s a Miracle! ISPproductions has posted a video!

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 3 роки тому +3

    Well played! You, sir, are a true Khan Artist!

  • @MilkTea101
    @MilkTea101 3 роки тому

    Thank you so much. I requested that since your first CK3 video. That really made my day!

  • @IQXLYI
    @IQXLYI Рік тому +1

    New to Ck3 and doing a mongol run now. Interesting seeing the change from needing 25 realm territory to 100. Probably a good choice

  • @chillaxo9863
    @chillaxo9863 3 роки тому +7

    * quickly moves off adultery trait to avoid demonetization *

  • @bepsiboi8415
    @bepsiboi8415 3 роки тому +7

    When ISP plays any country it's like the country is on steroids

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 роки тому +2

      But the mongols are a country on steroids

    • @CoverofWinter
      @CoverofWinter 3 роки тому +2

      If you min/max in paradox games you eventually just see the game crack. After that it's harder not to just replicate it since it's not that difficult to begin with

    • @bepsiboi8415
      @bepsiboi8415 3 роки тому

      @@CoverofWinter fair

  • @fdumbass
    @fdumbass 3 роки тому

    ironside intro made me chuckle slightly, good job!

  • @melanie_kay_6014
    @melanie_kay_6014 2 роки тому +1

    Timmy's Dad: "Dinkelbeeeerg!"
    iSorrow: "Byzantiiines!"
    I'm giggling so much watching the Crusader Kings videos

  • @grilledcheese1567
    @grilledcheese1567 3 роки тому +1

    I watched that intro like 5 times. So good lol

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 3 роки тому +1

    But where is the crazy hamburger?

  • @marshalmarshall2109
    @marshalmarshall2109 3 роки тому

    5:20 🥁 the mongols went down to georgia they were looking some land to steal

  • @anoon-
    @anoon- 2 роки тому +4

    This is literally how the Mongol Empire worked in real life. God had a little too much to drink and created Temujin.

  • @BaraIsrael
    @BaraIsrael 3 роки тому

    havent seen a specialized intro is such a long time man wtf i love u

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 3 роки тому +1

    Just got done playing Far Cry 5, and it's in iSorrow's intro. You know what, i need to see if he's played it on the channel!

  • @J0krswy1d
    @J0krswy1d 3 роки тому

    Subscribed. That was awesome!

  • @aeneas7381
    @aeneas7381 3 роки тому +3

    Pog

  • @Marnie_C
    @Marnie_C 3 роки тому +1

    "Don't bleach your eye balls after this one"
    Don't tell me what to do

  • @ZebraGER
    @ZebraGER 3 роки тому

    I never expected to see my hometown in which I grew up being mentioned or briefly seen in an ISP video, but here we are

  • @dairyinthelibraryinn
    @dairyinthelibraryinn 3 роки тому

    I always bleach my eyeballs after an iSorrowproductions video

  • @Kudryavka_Noumi
    @Kudryavka_Noumi 3 роки тому

    Name a more perfect couple than ISorrow and nice hats

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 3 роки тому +19

    Me: hears ISP throatsinging
    Me: Visible happiness and audibly throatsings to the HU

  • @cindersofcreation
    @cindersofcreation 3 роки тому +1

    I just finished conquering Italy and reformed the Roman empire before accidentally losing the second invasion of the mongols because my ruler got kidnapped while i was chasing what I THOUGHT was his force. So they owned all of north Africa, eastern Europe, Italy, Brittany, pieces of west francia, Arabia, the Caucasus, etc, etc, etc, and all I was left with was a king title with only a couple random African counties 😭 ironman run was wild at least i got a few acheivements but man i built byzantium into rome from 867 to 1200ish

  • @johnteo8269
    @johnteo8269 3 роки тому +1

    Please sell those hats as merch, we need them

  • @Grivehn
    @Grivehn 3 роки тому +13

    Gotta love that place just above Great Liao at the start called Shityy. They certainly know where they live, dont they?

  • @salty1201
    @salty1201 3 роки тому +8

    last time i was this early Ghengis went by different name

  • @combatarcher3101
    @combatarcher3101 3 роки тому +5

    Ya know I'm fine with weekly, could be more often.... but whateves

  • @flamingtrashcans9502
    @flamingtrashcans9502 3 роки тому +4

    should've made your heir the king of Bulgaria and Hungary and when the empire collapsed just play as a weird dual monarchy

    • @leminhquocvinh9486
      @leminhquocvinh9486 3 роки тому +3

      Mongolian Austro-Hungaria

    • @Akaya7777
      @Akaya7777 3 роки тому

      @@leminhquocvinh9486 when the royal court expansion comes out and you can mix cultures, this play through would actually be amazing lol.

  • @twenity8852
    @twenity8852 3 роки тому +1

    ISP: Casus Belli
    also ISP: Casus Bellais

  • @adarkfilly
    @adarkfilly 3 роки тому +1

    Rwatching all your CK2/3 videos so I can live vicariously through them as I suck absolute gobstoppers at this game.
    I still try tho. :3

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 3 роки тому +1

    ( *Mongolian Throat Singing* )

  • @NaCl1252
    @NaCl1252 3 роки тому

    Are ya ready kids?
    *aye aye Isorrowproductions!*
    I can’t hear you!
    *aye aye Isorrowproductions!!!*
    0:06

  • @aroma13
    @aroma13 3 роки тому +1

    Historical term is ,,nomadic horse bois"

  • @kotetsu4820
    @kotetsu4820 3 роки тому

    Always wondered how isp gets his intro ideas

    • @YitzharVered
      @YitzharVered 3 роки тому

      He summons a demon and then forces them to watch all the hoi4 in a nutshell videos by bokeon1 and that demon's excrement is then ground up into dust and snorted. Then he blacks out for 12 hours and wakes up in a field in Montana. Once he wakes gets back to his computer, he has a video + intro meme.

  • @flopus7
    @flopus7 3 роки тому

    As he zooms in to great liao we can see the country just north: shityy. Yep

  • @brynnemeza
    @brynnemeza 3 роки тому

    Amazing

  • @maxwellpekich4985
    @maxwellpekich4985 3 роки тому

    at 1:32 a country he borders to the north describes this year

  • @TheGrefvling5000
    @TheGrefvling5000 3 роки тому

    bruh the great khan hongji's serious expression really reminds me of benicio del toro, i like it

  • @McDudes
    @McDudes 3 роки тому

    Damn wanted to see the continuation

  • @marwincsantos1550
    @marwincsantos1550 3 роки тому +8

    I've been playing Byzantine in the legit way... I've been the emperor in a 500 years, i say - vassals are annoying...

  • @adrock_sokolov6570
    @adrock_sokolov6570 3 роки тому +2

    Got the link from discord. Thank uwu

    • @adrock_sokolov6570
      @adrock_sokolov6570 3 роки тому +1

      Omg i cant beleive i got ao many likes. Thank you so much guys, i hope your day fares well m'lady

  • @timewellspent8137
    @timewellspent8137 Рік тому

    An empire from Pacific to Atlantic. Astounding

  • @kieranmason2404
    @kieranmason2404 2 роки тому +1

    Did anybody else notice the nation "shityy"?

  • @Ikona4
    @Ikona4 3 роки тому

    Love you content man, please come back dad

  • @boyishmallard9404
    @boyishmallard9404 3 роки тому +1

    Me: Mom I want Dino Stan
    Mom: We have Dino Stan at home
    Dino Stan at home: 0:05

  • @chrismax2313
    @chrismax2313 3 роки тому

    YES MEME INTROS ARE BACK BABY

  • @hangyeoltarbutton6193
    @hangyeoltarbutton6193 3 роки тому +1

    amazing intro

  • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
    @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 2 роки тому

    1:16 Careful how you say that name
    4:45 Careful how you say that name
    5:43 Careful how you say that name
    6:46 Careful how you say that name

  • @greycatturtle7132
    @greycatturtle7132 3 роки тому

    Awesome vídeo and intro

  • @CallMeEitan
    @CallMeEitan 3 роки тому +2

    In an alternate reality, the whole of Europe speaks Mongolian

  • @shreys7551
    @shreys7551 3 роки тому +1

    12:00 No, no, no, he’s got a point

  • @spencerrehn101
    @spencerrehn101 3 роки тому +1

    Honestly shocked and appalled isorrow hasn’t made a CUMania joke

  • @Hguy995
    @Hguy995 3 роки тому

    We have been blessed brothers 🙏

  • @mafiabee9801
    @mafiabee9801 3 роки тому +1

    Epic isp royale

  • @superdestrier9160
    @superdestrier9160 3 роки тому +2

    2:46 above Great Liao, there's an aptly named realm... Shityy. The land up there truly is garbage, even its own denizens hate it.

    • @user-vk5xs1sb6r
      @user-vk5xs1sb6r 3 роки тому

      Didn't know California existed in crusader kings? Must be a mod.

  • @octaviusa7035
    @octaviusa7035 3 роки тому +1

    Becoming a great khan is super easy to do , honestly should be harder

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 3 роки тому

    So you became Genghis by... the power of your willy? That's...

  • @guchdestroyer
    @guchdestroyer 3 роки тому

    Best intro in ty history

  • @northstar4601
    @northstar4601 3 роки тому

    Yay to the ironside intro memes

  • @siimkask14
    @siimkask14 3 роки тому

    I dont know what type of autism infused insomnia led me to your page but im happy to be here

  • @hwpneon8801
    @hwpneon8801 3 роки тому

    4:58 is it bad that as that middle eastern kingdom or empire "iskenderid" cam into shot I immediately out of the depth of my mind remembered the "Their taking the hobbits to Isengard" remix and came up with "Their taking the steppes to Iskenderid" as I assume he will invade down not just left.

  • @ifardedandshidded5519
    @ifardedandshidded5519 3 роки тому

    1:09 haha it say shityy above it

  • @adrianvasquez4351
    @adrianvasquez4351 3 роки тому

    1:11, did anyone else see the tiny tribe called Shityy above Great Liao.

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 3 роки тому

    Great going Ghengis! I bet that will last a long *time*

  • @vincentpedi2397
    @vincentpedi2397 3 роки тому

    I'm playing empire total war again because of you thanks bra

  • @nissefar2265
    @nissefar2265 3 роки тому

    Damn that intro was smoooth but that was also the only Thing that was smooth in this video

  • @studsii
    @studsii 3 роки тому

    arent we all at war with ourselves