Martial Arts on TikTok is Ridiculous
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- Опубліковано 18 сер 2023
- In this video we take a look at two accounts on tiktok that show off their martial arts and it is ridiculous. The pages we looks at is @russiaisanoccupier1 and @kenshirorealstarofficial and they are hilarious.
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I like the "definitely no hate to them" disclaimer at the end. Jackson trying to hide the fact he's terrified.
Wouldn't you be? That rhythmic dance-fighting is terrifying!
I mean yeah I'd be terrified too.
you'd have to be insane to think you can survive the 7 kens dragons technique.
Speaking as someone who's taken classes for martial arts, pretty much every form in this vid is actually pretty dangerous (for the user) because they aren't protecting their face. Keeping your hands near your head when you're not punching is one of the basic lessons my class learned
It’s not even karate it’s basic logic if your going to fight PROTECT YOUR FACE it’s the most vulnerable spot and if you get hit there bad your done
THINK ABOUT IT. you punch yourself really REALLY hard.BOOM.your opponent is confused and your taking a quick power nap now they cant knock you out and win. THAT IS TRUE MARTIAL ARTS@@Mariofan..
You’re only saying that to prevent us from becoming more powerful.
Can you tell me the real life feasibility of Crane, Tiger and Snake Style from Lost Judgment?
Those are real life kung fu styles@@kartorrentlive7539
The Rainbow Road "go-kart" had me in stitches 🤣🌈
That was beautiful !
That’s the most confusing martial art I have ever seen lol🤼♂️
Nah you just have to know the flip technique and the teddy pounding technique oh and the blanket knot and blanket escape
martial arts/dance routine
The Russian one is when developers can't think of what to make npc characters do in the background so they just use random code
That guy which was punching fast looks like 7 year old me in goblin mode
I’m not on TikTok, these videos are so educational! First mud floods and now genfungkoo, I’ve been living under a rock. 😭
That's not a rock, that's a giants testicle 😂
Those 5 seconds of hip thrusting martial arts was it for me 😂
No lies I'm gonna need those Geno fuck lessons
I have already been taught by a master in geno fuck I shall teach you
You know, they seem to be having fun. And Im not gonna hold that against them.
as said in the video, they aren't hurting anyone. not even the people who the thing would be used against
These guys are the definition of your parents telling you to "Not do that in the house"
I do Karate and those videos are accurate to how I feel doing Karate in front of others who don't do Karate. I always feared that when I did Karate for someone who doesn't do Karate I look like the people from these videos to them.
Thanks ❤🐉 for tribute!!!
Love the OG pixel art painting from a while back sitting on the shelf!
I think we can all agree that Sensei senseless could take them with one hand behind his back
YES INDEED SENSEI SENSELESS
we all love sensei senseless
Jackson, day by day you become slowly more like Danny Gonzales, Drew Goodens, and the numerous other commentary youtubers. They too started with short form content, and soon, you will be among their ranks, a hallowed member of satirical observation
It won’t be long until he releases satire music…
dudee i swear he's very underrated lol, i hope he gets popular soon
I had no idea this dude was doing long form videos this was the first I watched and thoroughly enjoyed!! Def gonna watch more
These martial arts are about as effective as someone trying to stab you with their pinky finger
(It just hurts the user more)
The diversity between your shorts and longform is insane. Keep it up!
looks like vsauce was tired of being called a nerd...
Damn i thought i couldnt watch this video, but i remember i got gift membership lol
Same
7:05 genuinely looks like someone new to blenders first animation
When he started punching the pillow on the floor i started crying oh my god this is the best thing ive ever seen thank you so much for thia video
Keep making long form content please man, only tip I can give you is to try and find your own editing voice as it’s a little obvious who you draw inspiration from, other than that you’re doing great can’t wait for more!
3:15 you literally described the story of birdie wing anime spot on, except its about golf
Both the ideas sound amazing
who said it's not effective? personally, i'm terrified. 🤼
Dude, i already knew you were hilarious but didnt catch too many reaction/gameplay videos. But the editing in this one especially is just amazing, ill try to catch up to more of these videos. Keep it up
5:12 he doesn’t hit hard, but his muscles certainly fire quickly.
I come from the future to inform you that these are actually highly advanced mystical qigong. Mastery of which will aid you on your path to the heavens.
Missed opportunity for a minimum of 69 lessons for dai-nou Fu'hk style
We better get Pillow guy for mk8dx wave six
Give the editor a raise
10:50 looks like something out of dance dance revolution
6:56 they out here looking like npcs
Off topic but Kermit lying in the back there 😂
That first dude is quick
The average Mcdojo trainee:
Ngl these guys look like some of the people in mine
the best way to put the second dude is that it looks like a Sims fighting dojo but weirldy high quality animation
The mario part got me! That was hilariuos!
This dude has the same energy as the video of the woman in camo getting paw slapped by the rabbit
Jackson, are you still gonna do the Sunday Stream? Good video
ill be there for the first gynofuk lesson 🙏
4:50 STANDING HERE I REALIZED YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYNA MAKE HISTORY BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE. THAT VIOLENCE BREED VIOLENCE BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
I’m a kendo instructor and I’ve never had so much fun. This was so funny to find out there seems to be an entire sub community of people doing fake martial arts
please, someone tell me what that outro song is, Im begging it cant get it out of my head fr
i like tiktok because it reminds me that no matter how bad my decisions are and how stupid i can be, there will always be dumber than me.
Imagine the first guy vs survival training guy 😂 5:08
Ah yes gino phok uses only the best pelvic thrusts
I found this guy with my friends a while back during school. We called him snelle Eric bro is the best entertainment 😂😂😂
Hi new subscriber
The screams build up energy
Last guys a dancer, not a fighter
Btw I need that guy in my next Mariocart build, I suck at Mariocart.
WHHHHOOOA SHIIIT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
What’s Crane Style from Judge Eyes’ real-life-equivalent, again???
10:02 The noise😂
I need someone to actually challenge them to a fight and time how many seconds it takes for them to get royally owned. XD
7:00 me and my friend when my parents make us go outside
wait 'til he finds out about sensei senseless
They look like middle schoolers having a dance battle 🤼♂️
Jackson looks like a British Andy King
He's Australian, isn't he?
For the last "form" of tik tok martial arts, I think we should formally name it 'tiquandance'......is it just me that thinks it looks like some weird dance?
when it showed the first guy in mario kart i thought it was a deformed rat for like 6 seconds
What kind of stuff do you watch my guy!!! Lol
Are you the guy from the La Male elixir perfume ads?
is this Girkin on the wall you have?
Whats the outro song?
Did anybody see what is written on jack shirt 😂😂😂
Marcial arts on tik tok are basically Dwight Schrute
2nd guy should breakdance or something
What the freaking fridge was that 🤼
What is wrong with that first guy?
You forgot the TMNT
Where do I sign up
6:06 I’m concerned
It’s martial ABSTRACT art
0:08 ahh
7:09 WWE fighting
That looks so sped up🤠
You're the minecraft movie guy
Master Roshi
Jokes on you that you haven't seen tiktok's self defense videos yet
The most funny vid ever
🗿
Also saying mma is the best martial art isn't entirely accurate because it'd just All the martial arts
It's like if I said what's the best food and u said all of them
why not the jaden Smith one 😢
'Dickies' 💀💀
Yoo he credits creators
🥋
Jackson
W vid
I love you jackybooboo bear
Sign me up for that gheenofuhk
Why is it 18+? 💀💀
Like #998
Wanted to me #1000 but dreams dont come true i guess.
Love your vids though
7:00 Boxer here, I have no idea what this is but it would not work. One jab to the chin and it's over. His arms aren't in a position to gaurd his face when he is not "punching"
Some good things I see however are him moving his legs with the punches and sitting into his form
#funny
YOU USE OPERA!!!
its pronounce ka-ra-te
🥋🥷🏽🤼♂️
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