Emrakul aka Defund Reading

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • I KNOW SHE’S A GIRL NOW this was filmed before my wife taught my how to read and I didn’t know the lore.
    #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcommunity #cardgame

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  • @maldhound
    @maldhound  Рік тому +3969

    Having learned since the initial filming that Emrakul is female, I maintain my original ruling and will be attempting an exploratory Moon mission to find the Emrakussy.

    • @Buchaus
      @Buchaus Рік тому +188

      This is the way

    • @cc8879
      @cc8879 Рік тому +126

      This is the way

    • @zachelkins1229
      @zachelkins1229 Рік тому +218

      Protection, just means you can't touch her not the other way around. Guaranteed consent

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG Рік тому +94

      See the middle figure on Shrine of the Forsaken Gods for how Emrakul appears in Jace's mind, when they have a telepathic conversation on Innistrad. While the Eldrazi are technically genderless, it seems the belief of Zendikar's inhabitants in the Eldrazi as gods have had an influence on her, and she accepts this female persona.

    • @parkourse2457
      @parkourse2457 Рік тому +19

      still protected by white my brother in christ

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles Рік тому +2034

    "Fuck mana, we doing crimes"
    So true

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +361

      It doesn’t matter what the cost is if I can just fidget spin two artifacts 1000 times

    • @thewovenmantis6813
      @thewovenmantis6813 Рік тому +58

      @@maldhound "fidget spin two artifacts 1000 times" what a banger line LMFAO I'm using this now

    • @UbrShadow
      @UbrShadow Рік тому +24

      Is show and tell a crime? Is metalworker a crime?
      most likely

    • @tristankadow3756
      @tristankadow3756 Рік тому +2

      ​@@maldhoundor have her in the 99 and find her with Fight Rigging

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Рік тому +2

      😂 mana?
      Elf's 😂. Turn 1 land and a elf
      Turn 2 play second land, tap elf summon 3 mana elf
      Turn 3 play third land and summon 5 mana elvish commander and spend all the mana 😂. Pray I don't have the elvish avatar and hex boots or you died 😂

  • @travismurtland3257
    @travismurtland3257 Рік тому +1326

    "protected from white" killed me

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +251

      Just as she will almost certainly kill me

    • @TheTransforcer
      @TheTransforcer Рік тому +31

      Yea I died right then too. I was expecting some “tentacle” joke, but that- I tip my hat there.

    • @kiraxbara456blitz6
      @kiraxbara456blitz6 Рік тому +3

      I wish this was unbanned for the purpose i just want to load up my eldrazi commander pokedecks

    • @davwad2
      @davwad2 Рік тому +1

      That was pretty funny!

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 8 місяців тому +3

      Shadowspear is your wingman here, just not for literal wings.

  • @Lucretzia
    @Lucretzia Рік тому +1340

    "A middle schooler's power fantasy on a magic card" no better description of the Emrakul(either of them) than this.

    • @prosamis
      @prosamis Рік тому +4

      RIGHT????

    • @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher
      @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher Рік тому +4

      And most good planeswalkers and a lot of other powerhouse cards nowadays tbh

    • @Lucretzia
      @Lucretzia Рік тому +4

      @@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher you leave grist alone. She is a sweet child. Lol. I agree with you.

    • @jacfac9969
      @jacfac9969 Рік тому +11

      I literally have a friend I’ve known since middle school who looked at a custom “30 Emrakuls” magic card that was just that but multiply everything by 30 and was like “oh my god this is the greatest thing ever”

    • @prosamis
      @prosamis Рік тому +10

      @@jacfac9969 flavor text "HOLY SHIT"

  • @bothetaru4eva
    @bothetaru4eva Рік тому +931

    "Can he get it? I would TRY BUT he's protected from white".... GOT ME DIEING AT WORK!! this man is legend!

    • @ErrrorWayz
      @ErrrorWayz Рік тому +11

      He is indeed, very few actual funny magic people

    • @davisimo0
      @davisimo0 Рік тому +8

      the mtg comedian we didn't know we needed

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft Рік тому +427

    To echo the flavor text of All Is Dust: "The emergence of the Eldrazi isn't necessarily a bad thing, as long as you've already lived a fulfilling and complete life without regrets."

    • @fuimhappy
      @fuimhappy Рік тому +17

      best card in game trust

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything Рік тому +324

    "What's next, do I gotta give him my car keys?"
    No, that's It That Betrays.

    • @finalsmile897
      @finalsmile897 Рік тому +8

      So true lol

    • @ninetiethhealer6163
      @ninetiethhealer6163 Рік тому +8

      Nothing has lost me more friends than an old combo I used to run of It that betrays, ulamog the infinite gyre, and thraximundar for the added "fuck you gimme a creature"

    • @krugz_
      @krugz_ Рік тому +8

      @@ninetiethhealer6163 It That Betrays + All Is Dust made my friend flip the fucking table.

  • @pallen2645
    @pallen2645 Рік тому +185

    He got protection from spells bruv. You a creature. You on the battlefield. Get in there.

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +122

      Thank you for your support brother

    • @cloverandanais
      @cloverandanais 5 місяців тому +4

      "He's protected from white so wtf am i supposed to do??"
      That fucking SENT me. 🍀

  • @AuraSight24
    @AuraSight24 Рік тому +188

    I am absolutely adding "Fuck Mana, We Doin' Crimes" to my personal MTG table vernacular

    • @Prince_Smugarina
      @Prince_Smugarina 9 місяців тому

      And Outlaw Junction fully embraces the notion. "Fuck Mana, We Doin' Crimes"
      They just end up War Crimes now.

  • @sethb3090
    @sethb3090 11 місяців тому +24

    "Are you saying I'll be able to make 15 mana by turn 6?"
    "I'm saying that when you're ready....you won't need to."

  • @Tuss36
    @Tuss36 Рік тому +330

    I will say that the "shuffle into the deck" aspect of the titans isn't meant to be an upside but as a way to keep them from being reanimated, which would typically be the easiest way to cheat such a cost. Obviously not an aspect if they're in the command zone, but still.

    • @brennennestvogel3983
      @brennennestvogel3983 Рік тому +52

      You're probably right, but it's also a big middle finger to mill decks and still allows for shenanigans with Goryo's Vengeance

    • @alexscott8799
      @alexscott8799 Рік тому +1

      Lmao stifle go brrrrrrr

    • @dyldragon1
      @dyldragon1 Рік тому +6

      ​@@brennennestvogel3983The like 20 mill players (I'm one of them tbf)

    • @redblackdg
      @redblackdg Рік тому

      Goryos Vengence... in a black deck

    • @rafindeed
      @rafindeed Рік тому +1

      Agree but at the same time, if you dont put him in your command zone and REALLY want to dig on your deck, you can go through it really fast without the fear of discarding something useful

  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289 Рік тому +204

    There's a reason this card was completely banned in commander a month after release. And this was back in the day when the format had two separate ban lists, she annihilated her way onto both of them in just thirty days with a laundry list of war crimes.

  • @docseamonster3491
    @docseamonster3491 Рік тому +51

    "Anything above eight mana? Fuck mana, we doin crimes."
    As a 20 veteran of playing black decks, this is the most honest advice about mana bases I've ever heard.

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +26

      To pay medium mana you gotta try and ramp, but big mana? Breaking Bad moment

    • @superslash7254
      @superslash7254 Рік тому +7

      And then there's green. "Mana costs? What costs. We don't care how much it costs we're ELVES. We got mana coming out of the wazoo".

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 Рік тому

      ​@@superslash7254I have 24 elves so this land taps for 24. Also, each elf tap for one.
      Let me play this dude and now my elves tap for 3 and this land taps for 3k

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@laytonjr6601Now, here's my 50 mana 3k/3k trample creature. I still got way too much mana to spare so I'ma give him haste while at it

  • @aqua-simp4745
    @aqua-simp4745 Рік тому +129

    My opponent: *plays emrakul with the biggest grin on their face. Their victory is assured. All that is left are my screams of agony*
    The brittle effigy on my side of the board:

    • @codyholley
      @codyholley Рік тому +2

      True that

    • @Hemlocker
      @Hemlocker Рік тому +16

      Goblin Cratermaker kills Emrakul. A tiny, very angry kamikaze goblin blows up the Eldrazi mother herself.

    • @gliscaradu1424
      @gliscaradu1424 Рік тому +20

      @@Hemlocker WITNESS ME

    • @superslash7254
      @superslash7254 Рік тому +17

      "I come bearing the word of my god. That word is begone."

    • @thecookiemeister5374
      @thecookiemeister5374 Рік тому +1

      Master of cruelties :)

  • @AbyssAstronaut
    @AbyssAstronaut Рік тому +37

    Ah yes, Emrakul. If war crime was a card.
    Also a suggestion for the future, would love to see my girl Sisay, Weatherlight Captain get some love 🥰

  • @TheBBbandit
    @TheBBbandit Рік тому +39

    This is some of the best MTG content being made right now, if not the best. The only videos that I will drop what I am doing to watch when I see it on my timeline

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +14

      I appreciate this 🙏 I will do my best to keep it up

  • @that_skyguy
    @that_skyguy Рік тому +53

    We need The Promise End now 😂 that was good stuff.

  • @phoos4029
    @phoos4029 Рік тому +18

    Lmao the last bit got me harder than i expected.

  • @cyberwolfy37
    @cyberwolfy37 Рік тому +165

    Correction: she is protected from spells, so creatures can still block her.

    • @pencilwatchesstuff791
      @pencilwatchesstuff791 Рік тому +14

      You can also target her with permanent's activated and triggered abilities once they're already on the battlefield. If you can find any that force opponents to sacrifice creatures, or better yet, allow you to exile, goodbye emrakul. -X bonuses and counters can also yeet her, and things like captivating crew can steal her.
      Funny thing you can do too, sandwurm convergence. Stop the jellyfish with a can of worms.

    • @Existence27
      @Existence27 Рік тому +4

      Aren't creatures spells too

    • @fawnmacaron472
      @fawnmacaron472 Рік тому +16

      ​@@Existence27 All non-land cards are considered spells when you're casting them. However, once a creature, artifact, or enchantment is on the battlefield, it's a permanent and no longer treated as a spell.

    • @CunningLingu1st
      @CunningLingu1st Рік тому +3

      @@pencilwatchesstuff791Assuming they aren’t running
      •Sigarda, Host of Herons
      •Tajuru Preserver
      •Tamiyo, Collector of Tales*
      which all have a static ability that reads:
      _”Spells and abilities your opponents control can’t cause you to sacrifice permanents.”_
      *Tamiyo’s in particular also provides discard protection:
      _”Spells and abilities your opponents control can’t cause you to discard cards or sacrifice permanents.”_

    • @Quote_Cannon
      @Quote_Cannon Рік тому +1

      @@CunningLingu1st how are you gonna run those cards in a colourless deck

  • @RoboticAbyss95
    @RoboticAbyss95 Рік тому +11

    My friend and I were talking about Emrakul and the other eldrazi titans. Honestly, if it wasn't for the annihilator trigger, she wouldn't be that bad because you can make people skip turns or extra turns so tolerable. But that attack trigger sends people back to the Stone Age. I was playing my colorless deck, and one of my friends was playing a deck. I find kind of annoying because of his commander and the artifacts he attaches to it. He basically killed any creature I put in play before that could do anything. I had already accepted my loss because I wasn't pulling anything to deal with his commander, but our friend basically handed me the win because he started blowing up my friends' artifacts and commander for me. So when it came to my turn, I was able to cast Emrakul to take my extra turn and swung out at him with only two creatures and my friends board went from a wincon to a person who joined midgame. Whoever came up with annihilator must have been on some shit because that is some of the most heinous shit I've ever seen

  • @whisperingserpent
    @whisperingserpent Рік тому +18

    She is only protected from spells. If you can make yourself a permanent, you can get her! Believe in yourself. I wish to see a Xyris video, but I am glad to see that my top 2 MTG waifus have already been commented on by you (Sheoldred and Emrakul) keep up the great work!

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 6 місяців тому +1

    "We doing CRIMEZ."
    You are a gift to MTG in particular, UA-cam in general, and the internet at large.

  • @ZycheCiorre
    @ZycheCiorre Рік тому +4

    Holy shit this video is pure comedy. That last line had me burst out laughing even thinking about it hours after I heard it.

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +2

      I’m glad you enjoyed it!

  • @origaminosferatu3357
    @origaminosferatu3357 Рік тому +3

    I swear your accent is getting more and more egregious with each new one of these and I'm totally here for it. Waiting on Emeria's little brother Kozi.

  • @benjamintim3542
    @benjamintim3542 Рік тому +3

    Eldrazis are one of the main reasons why Sigarda, Host of Herons is amongst my favorite angels in the game.

    • @bfrobin446
      @bfrobin446 Рік тому

      So there’s a reason Sigarda was the only archangel to live through the Eldrazi invasion of Innistrad.

  • @paperpauperplayer
    @paperpauperplayer Рік тому +2

    This is my favorite "can it get it?"

  • @christopherwilson7410
    @christopherwilson7410 Рік тому +5

    "I would try but he's protected from white" I'm fucking dying lmfao

  • @blitzpsycho1560
    @blitzpsycho1560 Рік тому +6

    Every time I am reminded of Emrakul's existence I have to stop and think to myself "Did they actually try to balance this card or did they print this entirely knowledgeable of how bonkers it is to have a card this powerful?" That mana cost is not a restriction, mana ramp exists any which way you look, that high mana requirement is the cost of doing business with Emrakul because the second that card hits the field the game is just over. Even tiny middle school me would look at this card and think one of my friends came up with that card and printed it out at home, no one card needs all that text on it when any one sentence on that card does so much on its own.

  • @matthewskullblood9778
    @matthewskullblood9778 Рік тому

    That protection from colors is really the nail in the coffin

  • @RedBlackjetSteel
    @RedBlackjetSteel Рік тому +1

    I'll admit. My sins here. I have summon this card in 1v1 40 card decks. Plenty of times. I have stolen many victories I did not deserve. However I love and savor each and every summon and victory.

  • @TrilainaBloodwind
    @TrilainaBloodwind Рік тому +1

    This one had me in stitches. Literally. Was at the ER when I watched this xD

  • @SanraiDalris
    @SanraiDalris Рік тому

    “What am I supposed to do?” You take it like a champ is what you do.

  • @simonstern2572
    @simonstern2572 Рік тому

    I love how he says protect from white like he is the one doing unspeakable things to the eldritch horror and not the other way around.

  • @jacfac9969
    @jacfac9969 Рік тому +3

    Also worth mentioning that Emrakul’s graveyard shuffle ability happens regardless of where it came from, making it so that any degenerate decks looking to mill their entire graveyard for insane shenanigans can just run one copy of this and guarantee an effectively infinite deck for them to loop through over and over until you’re dead

  • @coopisawesome189
    @coopisawesome189 Рік тому +1

    THALIA AND THE GITROG MONSTER

  • @ShinjiSixteen
    @ShinjiSixteen Рік тому

    1:24 "Fuck mana, we doing crimes" OMFG I'M DYING

  • @DuskieTheBear
    @DuskieTheBear Рік тому

    SHE is a *dainty* LADY. So what if she will literally eat lands if there is nothing else, she ate her way into my heart.

  • @imahealr9695
    @imahealr9695 6 місяців тому +1

    Eldrazi. this is how you tell people you dont want to be friends. you tell people that the deck isn't actually doing anything while they can blatantly see you building the Death Star on the field. The moment an Eldrazi hits the board having cost dozens of mana with an effect that says 'punch every other player in the face until someone bleeds on their playmat', everyone knows who the problem is, and nobody can deny it.The spaghetti-men have cursed players to always fear even an empty board from a colorless deck. If they untap with anything, not even they know the absolutely heinous stuff that'll end with.

  • @technoisthegoat223
    @technoisthegoat223 10 місяців тому +1

    I have an illegal Eldrazi deck I play with my friends. This is my commander. And the worst bit is that I can play her for free. I can play any colorless card for free each turn.

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 Рік тому +1

    Okay that protection from white got me 😂

  • @crowejagerson3628
    @crowejagerson3628 3 місяці тому

    I havent played MTG in year but damn im binging these card videos and laughing my ass off.

  • @kubby2012
    @kubby2012 Рік тому +1

    I personally think it shouldn't be banned. Considering the fact once she's shown as your commander, you have 3 opponents coming right for you immediately. If you still manage to get it out?? Well you deserve it.

  • @jackaryolderson4580
    @jackaryolderson4580 Рік тому

    Listen, "fuck mana, we doing crimes" is an incredible line.

  • @Phoenix-MX1
    @Phoenix-MX1 Рік тому

    My friend has an Eldraizi commander deck, and as soon as those things come into play, it is just brutal.

  • @nycstreetpoet
    @nycstreetpoet Рік тому

    I once grabbed him off the stack with the card Gather Specimens. My opponent still got the extra turn, but it ended up not mattering. He had a Jhoira of the Ghitu deck and had the good fortune of drawing this relatively early.

  • @bloodydove5718
    @bloodydove5718 Рік тому

    I've loved the Zendikar block ever since it dropped, one of my absolute favorites

  • @RealZombieNinja
    @RealZombieNinja Рік тому

    My man’s an entire raid Boss of a card God Damn

  • @Snazzeo
    @Snazzeo Рік тому +1

    I want “fuck mana we’re doing crimes” tattooed on my arm

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 Рік тому

    I'm just glad Mald pointed at his face when he said White so I did not accidentally misunderstand his meaning.

  • @TaosoftheVoid
    @TaosoftheVoid Рік тому +2

    This man is braver than most when it comes to the big eldrazi. I respect that and wish you luck.
    Just dont call the eldrazi "mommy" and we'll have no problems

  • @lordlantern599
    @lordlantern599 Рік тому +2

    Lol this is so true, I'd love to hear what you think of her other card The Promised End

  • @deathcore1097
    @deathcore1097 Рік тому +2

    Now i need to see an Avacyn Angel Of Hope video thatll be beautiful

  • @disasterleo8883
    @disasterleo8883 Рік тому

    My favorite combo is chormatic orarery with helm of the host you attach onto it by making it a creature with karhn the Creator to make an infinite mana and draw engine

  • @B1gLupu
    @B1gLupu Рік тому

    Still the funiest legacy interaction is running Ashen Rider in your Goblin deck's sideboard. Opponent plays Show and Tell, puts in Emrakul. You put in Ashen Rider :D

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 Рік тому

    This video predicted colorless robbing banks with darksteel monolith

  • @fulgerion
    @fulgerion Рік тому +1

    Simply owning Emrakul is a warcrime.

  • @Spacetortise
    @Spacetortise Рік тому

    Emrakul on that Wolf of Wallstreet shit. He got that DOG in him

  • @icespectre5982
    @icespectre5982 Рік тому

    Rakdos, Lord of Riots: I see this as an absolute win!

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 Рік тому +7

    Did not see that coming in the end. Made me friggin chuckle pretty loudly.
    Have you tried casting Eldrazi Conscription on yourself? Maybe becoming one with the tentacled eldritch horrors from beyond all comprehension might help?

  • @haydenstockwell252
    @haydenstockwell252 Рік тому +2

    You are a permanent, not a spell, which means Emrakul’s protection does nothing to you.

  • @superdopicecream
    @superdopicecream Рік тому +1

    I need you to roast narset 🤣 love the content

  • @nadoProducer
    @nadoProducer Рік тому +1

    My favorite episode of Death Battle: who would win, Emrakul or 22 flying squirrels?

  • @martinpfefferle2558
    @martinpfefferle2558 Рік тому

    She is exactly what Crackling Doom is for

  • @RobRuckus65
    @RobRuckus65 Рік тому +1

    My buddy has an eldrazi commander deck Emrakul isn't the commander but its one of the 99 and the colorless mana really is something to behold. Turn 3-4 he can just make like 10+ mana it's mildly horrifying.

  • @fleshmagi
    @fleshmagi Рік тому

    emrakul doesn't go to your command zone, it goes to your library.

  • @jaredschonholz4369
    @jaredschonholz4369 Рік тому +1

    Killing it as always

  • @ResidentE-Boy
    @ResidentE-Boy Рік тому

    I still have my foil Emrakul I pulled out of a booster when Rise of the Eldrazi first launched, I love the look of utter disgust I get every time I she takes center stage

  • @simonskews-poole1364
    @simonskews-poole1364 Рік тому

    "f*ck mana, we doin crimes" - genuine lol

  • @davidesacco7511
    @davidesacco7511 Рік тому

    Emrakul + sneak attack = tons of fun

  • @darthchu48darth92
    @darthchu48darth92 Рік тому +8

    “Fuck mana, we doing crimes”
    - Rakdos lord of riots after doing enough damage to cheat Emerkul out for 0 damage

  • @Erratas_.
    @Erratas_. Рік тому +1

    I played against this in an anything goes tournament, it was really toxic but funny.

  • @kingdomcome180
    @kingdomcome180 10 місяців тому

    I may not ever be able to play this card but damn after this video I saw a foil version at my local store and picked it up.

  • @AndrewS-vu4ji
    @AndrewS-vu4ji Рік тому

    You inspired me to make a commander deck that seeks to hard cast EVERY eldrazi

    • @somejerk5662
      @somejerk5662 Рік тому

      Hope of Ghirapur colorless deck that tries for a cheeky commander damage rush, then spams eldrazi and artifacts when it fails

  • @darkone9003
    @darkone9003 Рік тому +2

    Wow I fucking love this still waiting for blightsteel or razaketh great work dude

  • @Auron3991
    @Auron3991 Рік тому +1

    She's only protected from white spells. All you need is an ability.

  • @ember3579
    @ember3579 Рік тому

    The other members of this particular family tend to also have that 'shuffle the graveyard into your deck' line, so if you want a taste of that action without needing to use this assault on all things Good and Holy there you go.

  • @tdmuck
    @tdmuck Рік тому

    Remember the age old question, who would win in a fight? A flying spaghetti monster, or 15 1/1 squirrels

  • @thatnevelguy4466
    @thatnevelguy4466 Рік тому

    The one thing about Emrakuls shuffle ability, along with the other ones, you have a small window of time to exile Emrakul from the graveyard before she shuffles into their deck

  • @ianroden9517
    @ianroden9517 5 місяців тому

    Run a Spawnsire of Ulamog with it. One of the effects says that you can sacrifice 4 Eldrazi Spawn tokens instead of paying the mana cost to cast any colorless Eldrazi spell.

  • @FAFRO
    @FAFRO Рік тому

    No joke, back in the llorywyn days someone I used to be close to built a deck around this card and made me legitimately quit magic for years. Probably should mention I didn’t sideboard back then, but I still get an attitude every time I look at her.

  • @aclickinthehead
    @aclickinthehead Рік тому

    This card is the reason I stopped playing magic for 7 years, thank you for tearing it to shreds and I can agree she can still get it

  • @miketron3363
    @miketron3363 Рік тому

    Animar having a great time with his eldrazi fellas

  • @pencilwatchesstuff791
    @pencilwatchesstuff791 Рік тому +5

    Yeah eldrazi are so fun to play against, good thing they're all space dust now. Would suck if they started making more of them through commander sets though, right?

    • @Tomtomoutdoors
      @Tomtomoutdoors Рік тому +2

      Lol only the physical manifestations they still exist in the blind eternies

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +6

      God forbid they made an entire precon around them or something

    • @Tomtomoutdoors
      @Tomtomoutdoors Рік тому +3

      @@maldhound lol and heaven help us if they decided to give the titans double cascade

  • @SoloMarker0510
    @SoloMarker0510 Рік тому

    “Fuck mana, we doing crimes” 😂

  • @sprgeorge333
    @sprgeorge333 Рік тому

    Hahahaha "fuck mana, we doing crimes!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @basilmahyoub3607
    @basilmahyoub3607 Рік тому

    Mald: " what else do you want from me, my car keys?"
    Innistrad Emrakuul: "no, I want you.❤❤❤"
    Mald: "ALL. HAIL."

  • @klolwut
    @klolwut Рік тому

    He doesn’t want your wallet he’s colorless

  • @Arrzarrina
    @Arrzarrina Рік тому +5

    In the early days of Modern, I ran combo elves with Emmy as my win-con. Infinite turns, life and mana on turn 3.
    They were better times when I had no shame about committing forty straight minutes of crime at PTQs and GPQs to win the game 10 seconds after time on the round was called to stop going to a game 2.
    Now I can't stop caring about my opponent's feelings because commander has corrupted me and I've ditched so many brews that have this kind of combo :'(

  • @OMAGAICE122
    @OMAGAICE122 Рік тому

    "But she is protected from white, so the f- am i supposed to do?"
    Emrakul: "Simple. Take It."

  • @benjaminkonikoff2026
    @benjaminkonikoff2026 Рік тому +1

    It’s a new day and we still don’t have a Magda video.

  • @megatenshi
    @megatenshi Рік тому +1

    I feel like Emrakul's card design tries to speed down into the deepest depths of hell so it can eventually become the best designed card ever due to integer underflow. Unfortunately, WotC isn't a computer, they're the kids who ate their math homework

  • @stfinalwrath
    @stfinalwrath Рік тому +1

    My group runs no ban list and this was in an old deck, it's now in my Sarulf, which I'd love to see what he thinks about Sarulf as a commander, but one of my stepbrothers was running the deck and swung with emrakul, I cast a deflecting Palm cancelling the damage from the emrakul attack and killed him on accident. 😂 Btw, deflecting Palm doesn't target so it can affect the damage emrakul would deal on attack. Also, if things like this are a problem, run more board wipes, we got a million of em running around.

    • @stfinalwrath
      @stfinalwrath Рік тому

      Emrakul aeons torn and ulamog the infinite gyre are the only two Eldrazi titans I own, they're in my Sarulf for use with Hypergenesis.

  • @Boiyu
    @Boiyu 2 місяці тому

    This dude with infamous cruel claw as commander
    For when you want to not just win, but hav everyone else lose

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 9 місяців тому

    As a Person who is a new MtG Commander Player, someone played a Ermakul deck, and I firmly believe Colorless Players are friends with Blue Players cause Jesus Christ they are terrifying.
    Even if they don’t win, it’s the psychological damage they leave behind.

  • @mattiemcdoink8445
    @mattiemcdoink8445 Рік тому

    I'm so mad about Emmy being banned. Not because I don't think it's warranted, like you said this shit is heinous. But because I pulled her when she came out and thought it would be a fun challenge to build a deck with her as the Commander.
    I finished that shit literally like the day before the ban happened. Next time I had the chance to play was after the ban and I learned of it because the table was like "Didn't you hear? Emrakul is banned."

  • @DaveParr
    @DaveParr Рік тому

    Real lol at "fuck mana, we doin crimes"

  • @griffinb2896
    @griffinb2896 Рік тому +2

    Day 3 of asking for Grist the Hunger Tide. Give representation to my buzzy brethren!

  • @AlledThundes
    @AlledThundes 10 місяців тому +1

    I wanna see one telling us about the crimes that my boi "Golos" allow.

  • @Cubanbro22
    @Cubanbro22 Рік тому

    Didn't even mention that he just counters milling by simply existing

  • @sev1120
    @sev1120 Рік тому

    Eldrazi have SO many ways of reducing mana costs of their creatures