My son was just born 12/27/16 at 5:50 p.m. been staying in the hospital overnight since. Currently watching your videos with my boy in my arms. Cheers gentlemen!
Think you guys are going for the best world record. Best UA-cam channel in the world, best podcast in the world, world peace. This podcast is my weekend drive companion it's like having you guys in the car with me awesome keep up the great work
My sister was obsessed with Twilight and had a creepy cardboard cutout of Robert Pattenson in the movie. I had to go somewhere out with my mom, but she was taking forever in the bathroom. Because the door was shut and my sister's room was close by, I grabbed the cardboard cutout and waited for my mom to comeout of the bathroom and waited. She fucking screamed so loud....
lol the dog running on front paws cracks me up, cause when my dog was younger he use to run down the stairs on only his front paws and would handstand run down the stairs basically
Your podcasts rock! Im a nervous flyer but being able to download and listen to your podcasts made the flights easier to handle! Thanks guys, hope you keep putting out the great content!
best prank I played on my 6 year old son. we were playing nerf wars, kept saying don't shoot face. he got a lucky shot in my eye. held my hand on eye and ran to kitchen, poured ketchup in my hand and came running back in screaming. haha he was so traumatised. still tells me he hates me for it. oh sweet times.
hahaha. honestly I felt bad later but I can't ignore how hilarious it was to see his look of fear and horror when he thought he had shot out my eye. I wish I had it filmed.
when I was a kid as a prank I loosened the nut on my friends front wheel of his bike. he picked it up the next day got about 30 feet and did a bunny hop. The wheel came off he did a face plant onto the street, he came back walking the bike back to my house all bloody. It took me about 10 years to admit to him I did it as a joke
I'm 31 from UK. I literally cannot get enough of you guys. Im new here but I LOVE your channel. I never thought watching grown ass men play games would be fun. well done boys.
Hey team! fist things first thank you my partner passed from illness this year just before Christmas and like most people I locked myself in my room. started watching bffs and the days got easier the more I laughed. keep it up loyal fan Simon..also Simon keep it up ya crazy egg!
Hey guys I know this is an old video but I'm listening to it at night during a small depression after a little separation from my gf of almost a year. You guys help me feel way better and I would like to personally thank you for this. Keep making these videos you guys are awesome
Got my parents one year with a great prank. My younger brother had just turned 21 and had been living with my roommate and myself up at college. I came home the weekend of April fools day and my brother and roommate both had to work so they stayed at school and went out together with our work friends after work. I got drunk in my hometown and got a ride home from some friends and called them on the way home(both brother and myself were drunk). I knew they were going to stay up drinking and playing Rock Band so it'd be a late night and morning for them. My parents made breakfast and woke me up and gave me the joke they do every year, "It's snowing, get up and see". I stumble out hungover and dad goes, "rough night?" I told him it wasn't as rough as his other son's night. Told him I needed to leave early because our roommate called me at 4am telling me he bailed my brother out of jail for public intoxication. So dad gets pissed as all get out and starts calling my brother at 9am and keeps calling until he gets and answer and starts laying into him and asking him what the hell he was thinking. My hungover brother has no idea what's going on but he's getting his ass chewed, mom is swearing in the kitchen waiting for her turn to talk to him, dad's trying to break his previous record on swearing, and I just started laughing my ass off. Mom looked at me like I was crazy then she caught on and high five'd me and said I got them good. Best prank to date for April fools in my family.
Damn, how has it taken me ‘til now to discover the wonders of listening to you guys whilst I work. Cracking me up and making the day so much better for it… 😂
Aw come on! Couldn't you guys upload 10 mins earlier? I love watching your videos while eating, but I just finished my meal. Don't worry I still love all of ya guys !
There was also a console called "PainStation". It's made for 2 persons to basically play Ping Pong but if somebody fails, he gets either burned (the grips gets hot), punched (by a rope) or he gets an electric shock (on the grips too). I've seen this in a museum here in Germany and tried it out. The staff even told me that the Painstation caused some serious injuries, depending on the grade of pain you set it. Here's a link, pretty crazy stuff in my opinion: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PainStation
I laughed my ass off! when i watched it four years ago. But in seeing this randomly as it popped up in 2021, I'm still laughing my ass off!!! You guys are the BEST 😂👍
I'm astonished that no one of you asked where Luxembourg is @Neebscrew. Proud of you guys and keep making awesome videos =) your fan from Luxembourg ^^
Hi neebs and crew, just wanted to share a little story with you guys, recently i started a new job(it support), and found it hard to try and fit in with a few of the other staff, until the other day at lunch i was watching of of your old battlefield friends vids and shared it with them, as they had never heard of you guys, well now we all have something in common to talk about, we all watch Neebs gaming and the old battlefield friends vids during lunch for a laugh.
Warching old neebscast's while cooking dinner man theses are just gold. I never get tired of you guys talking shit its when u are at ur absolute best, just natural conversation. Kisses bitches as appsro would say.
To get into the Guiness book of records you not only have to pay for an official to come watch you do the record but you also have to pay a fee to get your name and record printed in the book. The cost makes it more economical to set a new record than to break a previous one. That's why there is all the odd and simple records in the book.
I used to play that game with my brothers when I was young except I was really young and didn't know u had to push the button so I got shocked every time... The memories
got this from that show ryan dunn did before he passed. emptied the paper circles out of my teacher's 3 ring hole puncher into my friends AC vents in his car and turned the blower knob to high. i pointed the vents at where his face would be and waited for profit. best confetti cannon ever.
I just thought of this, and wouldn't be surprised if it's already been said, but for Neeb's crew world record attempt... Most Puns in one Minute!!! You all have got that for sure!
I had bought a stapler from Spencers once. I took it to work and set it on my desk, everytime someone would come in to bullshit from the copy room, they'd pick it up and zap the shit out of themselves when they tried to staple their papers 😂 It never got old lol
i can't think of any pranks i've pulled. but goeff from achievement hunter as a kid tried to pull a prank on his mother with the classic bucket with water above the door, but with his kid mind he didn't know the purpose of the string, so he just put a bucket of water above the door, and when his mom opened the door a bucket of water just fell on her head.
The best prank my dad pulled on my brother is when he put poison in his medication so it would be like Russian roulette of being well or being dead. He died
A classic one in the military was to tell the new troop that a Maj. Storm had called looking for him and that he needed to call him back. The number we would give him would be for base weather. Sometimes the new kids don't get it right away and grow increasingly distressed when they can't find Maj. Storm.
Remember, boobytraps? Little firework with a string out of both end, pull them apart and they pop? One year we did every door, window in the house, did the washer and dryer doors, the toilet seats, door to the attic Mom set one of the last ones off when she was getting ready for Thanksgiving
i remember in middle school i brought a gag electric stapler (looks like a normal school stapler but when try and staple something it will shock you) and i handed it to my friend in the middle of class and it shocked him and he screamed and jumped up into the air and throw the stapler across the room and everybody was staring at him and i was in a laughing fit that awkward moment where class just suddenly stopped and everyone was staring at him dumbfounded and after a few seconds of awkward silence he shouts out "THE STAPLER BIT ME!" and then i start laughing like a crazy hyena! and the teacher asks the both of us "What the fuck is wrong with you two?"
neebs gaming record idea. an episode of d&a written by the most people. start a comment chain everyone put in part of the episode then they make it and it has 1million writers :) I just want another episode :(
The Maggot Bath is usually done while wearing a speedo (both types) and is done to cleanse the skin. The maggots will only eat off the dead and infected skin.
When I was in high school I got one of those shock pens, whenever one of my friends would ask for a pen I'd try to hand them the shock pen..weeell it didn't work out because each time I'd try to hand it to them I would crack a smile at the thought of them getting shocked, in short I would not make a great secret agent/spy.
little late on the comment but my favorite prank for April fools is to tape the sprayer nozzle on the sink in the on position and point it strait out so in the morning when the faucet is turned on for a morning drink of water or to fill the coffee pot or what have you the person just gets wrecked! Best part is the first reaction is to back away and dodge! I've pulled this off a few times on friends and family and it usually takes around a minute or more for them to end the carnage :)
can we just lay this out hear that if I was to see neebs in person I would scream like a school girl he is just to funny for his own good the hole bff crews always make me have a better day
Lol yea but to be fair I can see why there are people like we are an I would won't my own life to an privacy but it would be sooooooooo awesome to see the hole crew
Yea you never know they seem like really nice down to earth people I would love to go to a gun range with them an learn a few tips that be souch fun but I'm in GA not to to fare but not to close
new guiness record to beat: gameplay marathon. you get a 10 minute break for every hour of play. meaning play for 12 conescutive hours, get a 2 hour nap. current record is 6 days and some change. All you need 8s a steady diet of monster, redbull, mountain dew, jolt cola and the occasional sniff sniff!
Sorry in advance for the length. An awesome concept for a prank is called "TRAINing". Requires at least 2 people and the one being "TRAINed" should be a heavy sleeper. You will also need a flashlight and a pillow. When the victim is in a deep sleep run the flashlight over his eyes and whisper "A train is coming" then wait about 5mins. repeat this with the interval between flashes decreasing. when the interval reaches about 5secs apart stop for 10secs. After the break shine the flashlight in the victims eyes and everyone shouts "CHOO CHOO" then the victim is supposed to sit up. at this time smack the victim in the face with the pillow and the victim should go right back to sleep. in the morning tell the victim that you had this crazy dream of getting hit by a train, and they should be like "no way... i had that same dream". I would figure that Simon is a perfect candidate to play the victim. YOu can also ensure that the person is a heavy sleeper by slipping some melatonin in their milk before bed.... have fun Simon
My son was just born 12/27/16 at 5:50 p.m. been staying in the hospital overnight since. Currently watching your videos with my boy in my arms. Cheers gentlemen!
Brian Rodriguez is it still alive?
How's the family?
Bro were you at least still in the same room as ur wife
"Sounds like a fun dad, mine hit me" lmao
Now you know why Simon is a little shit
Best podcast so far. They just keep getting better
ImageNotAvailable best first podcast
ImageNotAvailable so true,
Think you guys are going for the best world record. Best UA-cam channel in the world, best podcast in the world, world peace. This podcast is my weekend drive companion it's like having you guys in the car with me awesome keep up the great work
My sister was obsessed with Twilight and had a creepy cardboard cutout of Robert Pattenson in the movie. I had to go somewhere out with my mom, but she was taking forever in the bathroom. Because the door was shut and my sister's room was close by, I grabbed the cardboard cutout and waited for my mom to comeout of the bathroom and waited. She fucking screamed so loud....
Not gonna lie.. I laughed my ass off with the rest of the guys at 21:51
lol the dog running on front paws cracks me up, cause when my dog was younger he use to run down the stairs on only his front paws and would handstand run down the stairs basically
Love the Neebscast.
man really blows that they stopped making downloadable version with complete content
Cody Krouse
Break the record for largest youtube channel
B I T C H L A S A G N A
They already have
17:02 you guys need to play that game and record it asap!
yep
Your podcasts rock! Im a nervous flyer but being able to download and listen to your podcasts made the flights easier to handle! Thanks guys, hope you keep putting out the great content!
i was just as confused as Simon when you where talking about the mouse trap prank. I was dying laughing through the whole video. Keep up the good work
best prank I played on my 6 year old son. we were playing nerf wars, kept saying don't shoot face. he got a lucky shot in my eye. held my hand on eye and ran to kitchen, poured ketchup in my hand and came running back in screaming. haha he was so traumatised. still tells me he hates me for it. oh sweet times.
dfalconerio best parent
dfalconerio Hahahaha epic bro! I'm doing this to my kids asap
dfalconerio best father ever
hahaha. honestly I felt bad later but I can't ignore how hilarious it was to see his look of fear and horror when he thought he had shot out my eye. I wish I had it filmed.
bet he never shot you in the face after that haha
These are currently my favourite type of your videos. The more often these are released, the more happy I shall be :)
when I was a kid as a prank I loosened the nut on my friends front wheel of his bike. he picked it up the next day got about 30 feet and did a bunny hop. The wheel came off he did a face plant onto the street, he came back walking the bike back to my house all bloody. It took me about 10 years to admit to him I did it as a joke
mrMartyBum1 pain is always funny. did you tell him it was character building for his future haha
I'm 31 from UK. I literally cannot get enough of you guys. Im new here but I LOVE your channel. I never thought watching grown ass men play games would be fun. well done boys.
I watch your videos every day at work during my lunch break, and it makes my job so much easier to get through. Thank you all
CONGRATS ON 1MIL SUBS. Been here since 400K, content has only been getting better,. Keep up the good work!
I held a world record for a short time
I was the youngest person in the world for about a second, but then someone broke it
Nathaniel Stringer same here man. same here
You guys are absolutely hilarious, I can't get enough of your videos. I hope you never stop.
Appsro made me laugh so hard when he said "it just made her shit violently!". XD
I really enjoyed your first podcast guys! Your banter is top notch, love it!
you guys never fail to put a smile on my face or make me laugh, keep up the good work.
I feel really ill atm, but you guys keeping me company on my laptop screen is cheering me up. Thanks for making be feel better guys
I've been waiting sooo long for your first podcast! finally, whoooo!!!
Hey team! fist things first thank you my partner passed from illness this year just before Christmas and like most people I locked myself in my room. started watching bffs and the days got easier the more I laughed. keep it up loyal fan Simon..also Simon keep it up ya crazy egg!
When he said "more then 1 apple per second?" and they started laughing I laughed so hard I almost fell out my chair
Do the game "keep talking and nobody explodes" you guys would be hilarious try to defuse a bomb.
Hey guys I know this is an old video but I'm listening to it at night during a small depression after a little separation from my gf of almost a year. You guys help me feel way better and I would like to personally thank you for this. Keep making these videos you guys are awesome
Got my parents one year with a great prank. My younger brother had just turned 21 and had been living with my roommate and myself up at college. I came home the weekend of April fools day and my brother and roommate both had to work so they stayed at school and went out together with our work friends after work. I got drunk in my hometown and got a ride home from some friends and called them on the way home(both brother and myself were drunk). I knew they were going to stay up drinking and playing Rock Band so it'd be a late night and morning for them. My parents made breakfast and woke me up and gave me the joke they do every year, "It's snowing, get up and see". I stumble out hungover and dad goes, "rough night?" I told him it wasn't as rough as his other son's night. Told him I needed to leave early because our roommate called me at 4am telling me he bailed my brother out of jail for public intoxication. So dad gets pissed as all get out and starts calling my brother at 9am and keeps calling until he gets and answer and starts laying into him and asking him what the hell he was thinking. My hungover brother has no idea what's going on but he's getting his ass chewed, mom is swearing in the kitchen waiting for her turn to talk to him, dad's trying to break his previous record on swearing, and I just started laughing my ass off. Mom looked at me like I was crazy then she caught on and high five'd me and said I got them good. Best prank to date for April fools in my family.
10/10
Damn, how has it taken me ‘til now to discover the wonders of listening to you guys whilst I work. Cracking me up and making the day so much better for it…
😂
I can always use more Neebs and Co. content. Great job guys.
I love this channel so much. As far as pranks I super glued my sister to the toilet once.
Aw come on! Couldn't you guys upload 10 mins earlier? I love watching your videos while eating, but I just finished my meal. Don't worry I still love all of ya guys !
time to grab some more
And that's how I'll get my diabetes.
GET THE FUCKING ICECREAM....
I love these podcasts so damn much. Im addicted, i cant not watch them...so good :D
always a good time watching your guys work
There was also a console called "PainStation". It's made for 2 persons to basically play Ping Pong but if somebody fails, he gets either burned (the grips gets hot), punched (by a rope) or he gets an electric shock (on the grips too). I've seen this in a museum here in Germany and tried it out. The staff even told me that the Painstation caused some serious injuries, depending on the grade of pain you set it. Here's a link, pretty crazy stuff in my opinion:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PainStation
I laughed my ass off! when i watched it four years ago. But in seeing this randomly as it popped up in 2021, I'm still laughing my ass off!!!
You guys are the BEST 😂👍
Con grat on 1million subs guys!!
goddamit internet explorer
BFFs Engineer what happened?
goddamit special ed
Thanks for the talk guys.
I'm astonished that no one of you asked where Luxembourg is @Neebscrew. Proud of you guys and keep making awesome videos =) your fan from Luxembourg ^^
Hi neebs and crew, just wanted to share a little story with you guys, recently i started a new job(it support), and found it hard to try and fit in with a few of the other staff, until the other day at lunch i was watching of of your old battlefield friends vids and shared it with them, as they had never heard of you guys, well now we all have something in common to talk about, we all watch Neebs gaming and the old battlefield friends vids during lunch for a laugh.
Warching old neebscast's while cooking dinner man theses are just gold. I never get tired of you guys talking shit its when u are at ur absolute best, just natural conversation. Kisses bitches as appsro would say.
Man, I was laughing so hard at the prank stories I was
Saabing.
To get into the Guiness book of records you not only have to pay for an official to come watch you do the record but you also have to pay a fee to get your name and record printed in the book. The cost makes it more economical to set a new record than to break a previous one. That's why there is all the odd and simple records in the book.
I like how the conversation went from World Records to Gag Gifts lol.
Your videos haven't been in my subscription box for over 2 months, I honestly forgot you guys existed
I used to play that game with my brothers when I was young except I was really young and didn't know u had to push the button so I got shocked every time... The memories
got this from that show ryan dunn did before he passed. emptied the paper circles out of my teacher's 3 ring hole puncher into my friends AC vents in his car and turned the blower knob to high. i pointed the vents at where his face would be and waited for profit. best confetti cannon ever.
I just thought of this, and wouldn't be surprised if it's already been said, but for Neeb's crew world record attempt... Most Puns in one Minute!!! You all have got that for sure!
I was eatting Ice Cream while watching this and laughed so hard during the apple bicep part I started choking since I had ice cream in my mouth.
I love you guys 😂 always entertaining!
I had bought a stapler from Spencers once. I took it to work and set it on my desk, everytime someone would come in to bullshit from the copy room, they'd pick it up and zap the shit out of themselves when they tried to staple their papers 😂 It never got old lol
i can't think of any pranks i've pulled. but goeff from achievement hunter as a kid tried to pull a prank on his mother with the classic bucket with water above the door, but with his kid mind he didn't know the purpose of the string, so he just put a bucket of water above the door, and when his mom opened the door a bucket of water just fell on her head.
You guys always make me laugh when I'm feeling down.
Thick44 went with 44 apples guess
The best prank my dad pulled on my brother is when he put poison in his medication so it would be like Russian roulette of being well or being dead.
He died
Yeah! Just in time for another podcast!
love these podcasts
Neebs.
Dude.
The universe is made of math.
Give numbers some freakin' credit already.
love the podcasts guys
Have to add this to the playlist
you guys have the world record for the Best youtube channel
Holy shit can't remember the last thing that made me cry laughing like this! that ending killed me! love you guys
A classic one in the military was to tell the new troop that a Maj. Storm had called looking for him and that he needed to call him back. The number we would give him would be for base weather. Sometimes the new kids don't get it right away and grow increasingly distressed when they can't find Maj. Storm.
My favorite part was, not the world records, but the prank stories😂 that shit got me weak
None of you tried the electric pen!? Thought that was a standard school gag.
one of the funniest episodes yet guys!
You’ve already broken a record for the best UA-cam channel by content and community
Keep up the good work guys! Doing great!!!
Remember, boobytraps? Little firework with a string out of both end, pull them apart and they pop?
One year we did every door, window in the house, did the washer and dryer doors, the toilet seats, door to the attic
Mom set one of the last ones off when she was getting ready for Thanksgiving
Real talk i love these podcasts
Do the podcasts for like a hour or so plz. Love your vidz. Keep up the good work
i remember in middle school i brought a gag electric stapler (looks like a normal school stapler but when try and staple something it will shock you) and i handed it to my friend in the middle of class and it shocked him and he screamed and jumped up into the air and throw the stapler across the room and everybody was staring at him and i was in a laughing fit
that awkward moment where class just suddenly stopped and everyone was staring at him dumbfounded and after a few seconds of awkward silence he shouts out "THE STAPLER BIT ME!" and then i start laughing like a crazy hyena! and the teacher asks the both of us "What the fuck is wrong with you two?"
Oh hey 😳 thanks for using my clips guys you're the best!! I don't think the link to my channel works but that's all good 😬
I thought Doraleous would pick torture device related world records
i just listened the podcast for the second time.... funny as hell!!! :)
neebs gaming record idea. an episode of d&a written by the most people. start a comment chain everyone put in part of the episode then they make it and it has 1million writers :) I just want another episode :(
Best channel on youtube!
I have watch you all over two years and I love u
The Maggot Bath is usually done while wearing a speedo (both types) and is done to cleanse the skin. The maggots will only eat off the dead and infected skin.
When I was in high school I got one of those shock pens, whenever one of my friends would ask for a pen I'd try to hand them the shock pen..weeell it didn't work out because each time I'd try to hand it to them I would crack a smile at the thought of them getting shocked, in short I would not make a great secret agent/spy.
No matter how bad a day i've had, you guys always make me smile.. :)
little late on the comment but my favorite prank for April fools is to tape the sprayer nozzle on the sink in the on position and point it strait out so in the morning when the faucet is turned on for a morning drink of water or to fill the coffee pot or what have you the person just gets wrecked! Best part is the first reaction is to back away and dodge! I've pulled this off a few times on friends and family and it usually takes around a minute or more for them to end the carnage :)
can we just lay this out hear that if I was to see neebs in person I would scream like a school girl he is just to funny for his own good the hole bff crews always make me have a better day
Lol yea but to be fair I can see why there are people like we are an I would won't my own life to an privacy but it would be sooooooooo awesome to see the hole crew
Yea you never know they seem like really nice down to earth people I would love to go to a gun range with them an learn a few tips that be souch fun but I'm in GA not to to fare but not to close
"To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!". - Gandalf
hits 1 MIL and gives us a Simon podcast. That's exactly what no-one wanted.
When are you guys going to squad up and play bf1 together?
Synnex I yeah that would be cool
Synnex I They have. Just once though so far
Going back to old podcasts is weird when you suddenly hear Sniper
new guiness record to beat: gameplay marathon. you get a 10 minute break for every hour of play. meaning play for 12 conescutive hours, get a 2 hour nap. current record is 6 days and some change. All you need 8s a steady diet of monster, redbull, mountain dew, jolt cola and the occasional sniff sniff!
i would totally give someone some sharting powder
That's gotta be illegal now...
www.amazon.com/Loftus-Fart-Powder/dp/B0006GK0XA
Andrew Kaminskas That's awful, except 90% of the reviews say it doesn't work lol
you could put eyedrops in someones water, makes em shit like crazy
at first glance I thought you said- give someone some sharting shower...would be a sick prank
you guys should have more than 1 million subscribers
Awesome podcast! Do more!!
Lmao keep em coming guys. Funniest yet
Still the best podcast yall have ever done!
Doraleous: most spiders pet in 1 minute
It CAME, it finally CAME!! NEEBSCAST
these are awesome, keep it up
I zip tied the little extension piece next to the sink on,so when she went to turn on the water,she would be covered with water,it worked
Sorry in advance for the length. An awesome concept for a prank is called "TRAINing". Requires at least 2 people and the one being "TRAINed" should be a heavy sleeper. You will also need a flashlight and a pillow. When the victim is in a deep sleep run the flashlight over his eyes and whisper "A train is coming" then wait about 5mins. repeat this with the interval between flashes decreasing. when the interval reaches about 5secs apart stop for 10secs. After the break shine the flashlight in the victims eyes and everyone shouts "CHOO CHOO" then the victim is supposed to sit up. at this time smack the victim in the face with the pillow and the victim should go right back to sleep. in the morning tell the victim that you had this crazy dream of getting hit by a train, and they should be like "no way... i had that same dream". I would figure that Simon is a perfect candidate to play the victim. YOu can also ensure that the person is a heavy sleeper by slipping some melatonin in their milk before bed.... have fun Simon
Saint patties day we're going for a record, most people running in a kilt.
That would be a good day for sharting powder prank.
WildCardAcres actually cancer victims.
yeah u may not want to do it then
Chase Chisholm Paddies Day and good luck, hope it goes well!
gonna do a cart whell at the end, and under the kilt, I am not wearing any trousers.