My dad got my mom one of these because he didn't want to buy her a real bird. But it was so depressing I actually went out and got her a real one myself.
@@LaceNWhisky Well, they interact with you. cuddle, talk, play. The larger parrots talk alot too. Asks for water then tells you to fuck off before requsting cuddle and shitting on the floor. They can be awesome. Id rather have a picture of a parrot than this cashgrab plastic demon-thing.
Well, I guess Perfect Polly Pet makes a good artificial decoration, but it never compares to having a real friendship with a real parrot with real love and not fake love.
the thing I find hilarious is not the actual product itself, but the stupid excuses they come up with to try to make you buy this instead of an actual bird lmao. Taking care of a real parakeet takes little to no effort.
i had REAL parakeets for about 12 years, so when i first saw this on TV i thought "surely, their not serious...." but it kept going ...and i had no words. I just watched open-mouthed
My mom bought this at a thrift store for two bucks as a gag gift for the dog to freak out at... it doesn't work (obviously) and it doesn't even look like that LOL. "It's so amazingly life like!"... except the huge screws and speakers in it's chest that they photoshopped out on this infomercial.
"In fact, even this live parakeet can't tell the difference!" That was just a very dumb complaint. I agree with Saiyan Goodra, real parakeet be like "WTF?"
Even more scary was the fact that there were *_two_* of these out at the same time. The other one let you record 15 seconds of sound on it. The commercial for that one showcased an old lady who used the bird to record passive-aggressive messages reminding her husband to do his chores.
Great, I'm going to go wire a plastic cat to twitch and writhe like it's having seizures and sing nothing but the Nyan Cat song and sell it to people who don't want to take care of a real cat. Beverly Hills, here I come!
You thought THIS was scary, wait till they make a Macaw version of this. Though if they actually do, I'll have to say that it'll make one epic Halloween prop. Seriously though, this thing has NO soul. Soulless 'pet', for soulless/lazy people with no love to give to a real cute and cuddly budgie who will love you in turn if you treat them well and make sure they are happy and NOT wish they came with a 'control' switch. Oh, and did I mention they actually have a SOUL?
This was one of the strangest television experiences I've ever had, because I kept WAITING for the guy to come on and say it was fake. When the guy never interrupted, my head actually started to hurt because it was like my brain wouldn't accept it as real. It looks like something from Tim and Eric.
Who needs a robot parakeet when you can buy a living parakeet? No shame to the Little Live Pet owners. Those are actually pretty nostalgic and I used to own a LLP Parakeet.
This is like the stepford wives but for animals. Where the person (in this case bird) is replaced by a robot and all it’s qualities are removed except the ones the humans like
I want a baby like this--no diapers--no mess--no college tuition. Just put the batteries in and let it scream all night. Serenade your neighbors who have the barking (electronic) dog. No baby sitters required. Hey, you know, I think we've got a bunch of politicians like this in D.C..
I'll take a live budgie over a toy anytime! It's cute but a child will quickly get bored and probably break it in frustration and an adult will quickly get annoyed!
Like... I can imagine this being great if you have a budgie-obsessed grandparent in the advanced stages of Alzheimers, but that's a pretty niche market.
i loved this commercial it made me laugh so hard I love the part where the families have a BBQ enjoying the face bird or when they say the real bird cant tell the difference. it so stupid and ridiculous its funny
I just saw this on TV and thought it was a spoof. I can't believe it was real.... as if everyone doesn't want an obnoxious fake bird chirping all the time in their home!
I just ordered one. I can't wait to get it. I can't wait till my friends come over and see him sitting on his perch on the end table. I'll take him with me when I go out to eat. He can sit on my shoulder while I drive. No pets, no problem with Polly. I can't wait! Everyone will be so jealous. Everyone will want to borrow him. I certainly won't let them! If it works out, I could get another one, a blue one this time.
I just saw this commercial on TV for the first time. The creepiest fucking thing is the way the family treats it like it's really alive. There's something seriously wrong with people who were inspired to buy that piece of shit.
The actors in this are all thinking "It's okay! I can do this! What's a little dignity? Remember, any exposure is good exposure! Once my career takes off I can put this behind me and never think about it again!"
Don't worry, I think telling a date that you own a fake plastic parakeet that makes noises at you is enough to make sure that you never, ever, reproduce.
This isn't an infomercial, it's just a commercial. I think an infomercial is like a half hour to hour plus commercial spot. Thanks for uploading, very funny. ^_^
I'd rather have people be lazy and buy this than be lazy and get real parakeets or other parrots or parrotlets and then neglect them. This is the perfect solution for 99.99% of people who want to own birds.
+++++ I bought this to hopefully entertain my cat. The pins on the perch do not line up with the holes in the feet, the chirping is not very loud, it works for about 15 seconds then you have to flip the on/off switch back and fourth to get it to work again. The body is built pretty solid....that's the only good thing I can say about it
They sell this, arguewing that birds make a lot of mess and are expensive. Then show this thing in a household that has a golden retriever.. what the actual fuck?
My dad got my mom one of these because he didn't want to buy her a real bird. But it was so depressing I actually went out and got her a real one myself.
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The entire family is sitting around, gushing about a plastic novelty toy.
If I were to have an Artificial Pet, it would be Aibo.
Because people buy birds to have them sit there and chirp endlessly.
and shake its head back and forth in existential terror, don't forget!
What else do birds even do?
@@LaceNWhisky Well, they interact with you. cuddle, talk, play.
The larger parrots talk alot too. Asks for water then tells you to fuck off before requsting cuddle and shitting on the floor. They can be awesome. Id rather have a picture of a parrot than this cashgrab plastic demon-thing.
The tweeting in this short commercial is already getting old and annoying
As someone with an actual bird, I nearly fell over laughing
There is something really depressing about this product.
Dee Cee And what is that?
It isnt alive?
Dee Cee What is it. We really want to know
idk what it is but it does seem really depressing
It’s so unrealistic
"This live parakeet can't even tell the difference!"
Yeah, I think it can
So parrots were technically the first people to get their job replaced by A.I.
Well, I guess Perfect Polly Pet makes a good artificial decoration, but it never compares to having a real friendship with a real parrot with real love and not fake love.
0:50 Wow, that bungie is all like, "What the fuck is dis shit."
*budgie
the thing I find hilarious is not the actual product itself, but the stupid excuses they come up with to try to make you buy this instead of an actual bird lmao. Taking care of a real parakeet takes little to no effort.
i had REAL parakeets for about 12 years, so when i first saw this on TV i thought "surely, their not serious...." but it kept going ...and i had no words. I just watched open-mouthed
My mom bought this at a thrift store for two bucks as a gag gift for the dog to freak out at... it doesn't work (obviously) and it doesn't even look like that LOL. "It's so amazingly life like!"... except the huge screws and speakers in it's chest that they photoshopped out on this infomercial.
"Watch as Polly's head moves back and forth, along with it's tail feathers!"
*tail feathers barely budge*
No muss - no fuss. When it stops working just throw it away. No backyard burial. Just right for kids with a short attention span.
All movment activates it. The perfect thing for when you want to read a book! I don't see how this could go wrong in any way shape or form, of course.
Who else thought this was a joke commercial when it first came on?
"In fact, even this live parakeet can't tell the difference!" That was just a very dumb complaint. I agree with Saiyan Goodra, real parakeet be like "WTF?"
The parakeet looks more like it wants to kill the Perfect Polly for making so much noise.
Even more scary was the fact that there were *_two_* of these out at the same time. The other one let you record 15 seconds of sound on it. The commercial for that one showcased an old lady who used the bird to record passive-aggressive messages reminding her husband to do his chores.
Narrator: "even this live parakeet wont tell the difference.
Parakeet: WTF is this sh*t
They say the live parakeet can't tell the difference. The live parakeet probably knows and is probably weirded out
0:49 I think the bird is just thinking GOD DAMN THIS THING IS ANNOYING!
+adam carr most likely thinking - I have some real whacked out owners.
+Star Carlton LMAO😂😂😂😂
It shakes its head back and forth because it wonders how your life can be so absymal that you would need to order one of these things.
"Also available in blue, red or purple!" JESUS
This is by far the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life. I think not even robots would want to own this thing.
Great, I'm going to go wire a plastic cat to twitch and writhe like it's having seizures and sing nothing but the Nyan Cat song and sell it to people who don't want to take care of a real cat. Beverly Hills, here I come!
😂😂😂😂😂
These people clearly have no idea what having a real bird is like.
Let alone having a pet in general
"I'm gunna buy one and sell it at a higher cost to a blind kid. "
- Lloyd Christmas
You thought THIS was scary, wait till they make a Macaw version of this. Though if they actually do, I'll have to say that it'll make one epic Halloween prop.
Seriously though, this thing has NO soul.
Soulless 'pet', for soulless/lazy people with no love to give to a real cute and cuddly budgie who will love you in turn if you treat them well and make sure they are happy and NOT wish they came with a 'control' switch. Oh, and did I mention they actually have a SOUL?
i like how the uploader has to emphasize it's real
This was one of the strangest television experiences I've ever had, because I kept WAITING for the guy to come on and say it was fake. When the guy never interrupted, my head actually started to hurt because it was like my brain wouldn't accept it as real. It looks like something from Tim and Eric.
"and just like real birds, you can turn perfect poly off with a button"
*gunshot*
"WATCH AS IT MOVE IT'S HEAD ALONG WITH IT'S TAIL FEATHERS"
Tail feathers doesn't move.
We received one of these in a white elephant gift exchange. We thought it would confuse our dog but she completely ignored it
you might not have to deal with cleaned their poop but this does not win over the love and REAL essence of a real parakeet
Roughly as perfect as the critters in Birdemic.
my actually budgie won't stop screaming at this commercial
Who needs a robot parakeet when you can buy a living parakeet?
No shame to the Little Live Pet owners. Those are actually pretty nostalgic and I used to own a LLP Parakeet.
"It' can sit on your finger and serenade you!" LAMFAO!!!!! I'm SOLD!!!
When I first saw this on tv. It was so funny I thought it was a jimmy fallon or SNL skit
Mind you,look where the On Off switch is located...
Omg... That noise is so annoying. Who would seriously get that. I wouldn't even take it if it was for free.
amen
this is like a tim and eric sketch
BIRD UP!
This is like the stepford wives but for animals. Where the person (in this case bird) is replaced by a robot and all it’s qualities are removed except the ones the humans like
isn’t the joy of having a parakeet, taking care of a live bird?
This video taught me what my laugh sounded like.
Parakeets aren't purple or red. ._.
I know right ._.
Gone purple ones exist believe it or not!! Its really cool
I get the TALLEST joke, my fellow diehard fan... Nice profile pic of ZIM. Lol.
I want a baby like this--no diapers--no mess--no college tuition. Just put the batteries in and let it scream all night. Serenade your neighbors who have the barking (electronic) dog. No baby sitters required. Hey, you know, I think we've got a bunch of politicians like this in D.C..
You bet we do lol
I'll take a live budgie over a toy anytime! It's cute but a child will quickly get bored and probably break it in frustration and an adult will quickly get annoyed!
Just to let my friends know, if you and your family are gushing over a piece of plastic, our friendship has ran its course.
No way this is a real commercial. This could be a SNL skit without changing a thing
Dear everyone who wants a "bird that's easy to take care of", here you go.
I can't believe that this of all things is your most popular video.
whats next.. perfect hawky, perfect rabbitee, perfect crowly, perfect donklee etc etc
Like... I can imagine this being great if you have a budgie-obsessed grandparent in the advanced stages of Alzheimers, but that's a pretty niche market.
Has anyone else noticed that the "Perfect Polly" looks like it's had its head cut off and reattached? It's a frankenbird!
Mom turns off Polly, then sips her "coffee" happily... :)
Of course the real budgie can tell the difference! He's not an idiot!
I live alone and I think this will be a perfect companion for me. I'm going to get the purple one because it's my favourite color.
my Stepford Wives sex doll will just love this, she's been wanting a pet.
I'm actually the blonde boy, I remember that!
People should go to jail fir this crime of a add
...I think this works better for a child's toy rather than a [mock] family pet.
A real live parakeet doesn't have a slit in it's neck. And a battery door in it's ass
And unlike Perfect Polly he doesn't just scream as soon as you enter a room plus he's a very quiet bird
as a robot collector i love these things
i loved this commercial it made me laugh so hard I love the part where the families have a BBQ enjoying the face bird or when they say the real bird cant tell the difference. it so stupid and ridiculous its funny
my cat just swore at me when I looked at him after watching this
I just saw this on TV and thought it was a spoof. I can't believe it was real.... as if everyone doesn't want an obnoxious fake bird chirping all the time in their home!
Real Parakeet: "OH GOD, HELP. GET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE. IT HAS NO SOUL!"
I can't even believe this. My sister, dad, and I could not stop laughing when this came on tv, I almost started crying.
lmao Yes, it's so life-like you can barely see that the head is separated from the body!
Signs that society is officially collapsing.
And I thought the Snuggie really set the bar low.
I just ordered one. I can't wait to get it. I can't wait till my friends come over and see him sitting on his perch on the end table. I'll take him with me when I go out to eat. He can sit on my shoulder while I drive. No pets, no problem with Polly. I can't wait! Everyone will be so jealous. Everyone will want to borrow him. I certainly won't let them! If it works out, I could get another one, a blue one this time.
I just ordered 12. 1 for every room in my house. What a delight! ("Anchorman" voice)
I just saw this commercial on TV for the first time. The creepiest fucking thing is the way the family treats it like it's really alive. There's something seriously wrong with people who were inspired to buy that piece of shit.
Yeah this reminds me of wall-e for some reason
NO but this is amazing for my parakeets they will love it
Can't believe You Tube recommended this to me, 4 years later.
This is HILARIOUS why would you sit and smile at a fake bird XD?
I have one actually, it doesn't make noise anymore but it's still very cute to look at lol
show a friend this commercial, after a few good laughs, wait til their birthday comes around and give them one! lol
The actors in this are all thinking "It's okay! I can do this! What's a little dignity? Remember, any exposure is good exposure! Once my career takes off I can put this behind me and never think about it again!"
I saw this on TV. I was waiting for a voice to say "Wow, that was bad." And cut into a different advert.
Reminds me of the Philip K. Dick novel, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Don't worry, I think telling a date that you own a fake plastic parakeet that makes noises at you is enough to make sure that you never, ever, reproduce.
Doctor in emergency room: What's that chirping noise coming from your ass?
Person: Perfect Polly
That dog's head turn at 1:05, you know he's think "Are you f*cking kidding me?"
This isn't an infomercial, it's just a commercial. I think an infomercial is like a half hour to hour plus commercial spot. Thanks for uploading, very funny. ^_^
I don't know why i found this funny. It's like your budgie is disappointed at it.
Can order from tv or their booth at the special olympics if they can keep them in stock.
I just saw this TV commercial and expected a "Wow, that was bad. Wouldn't you like to tell them that?"
I'd rather have people be lazy and buy this than be lazy and get real parakeets or other parrots or parrotlets and then neglect them. This is the perfect solution for 99.99% of people who want to own birds.
+++++ I bought this to hopefully entertain my cat. The pins on the perch do not line up with the holes in the feet, the chirping is not very loud, it works for about 15 seconds then you have to flip the on/off switch back and fourth to get it to work again.
The body is built pretty solid....that's the only good thing I can say about it
They sell this, arguewing that birds make a lot of mess and are expensive. Then show this thing in a household that has a golden retriever.. what the actual fuck?
Cat's are the pet that most needs to be automated.
Just saw this advertised in a movie, googled it to see if this really existed and found GoNintendo's Kevin Cassidy
These roboparakeets experience worlds you or I could never truly understand.
Well the mess, of course. All the joy, no mess. No feeding. Life sized.
I had one of these lying around in the basement and brought it up for my parakeet. She ended up copying its sounds within 2 hours. Send help.
No Chia Pets this year for Christmas gifts...I'm giving Perfect Pollys to every family member!
Will it blend?
Im not sure if im writin right