Yeah but not many officers will let a murderer out of jail or take bribes also it's weird he could bribe cops when he's poor in the beginning of the game
Yeah, but did you notice that CJ is ALWAYS released from jail after being busted, even when he has literally not a single dollar on his account? That proves all cops in SA love CJ so much that they are always willing to forgive him anything he's done, even if he blew up hundreds of cars and killed thousands of people. xD Or... their memory and all CJ' criminal records are magically rubbed out at the end.
CJ: *dies in aircraft that explodes about 20 times Also CJ: *respawns at hospital with all his limbs and bones intact with no burns, bruises or scratches.
CJ has also died several times due to gunfights with cops, swat members, the FBI, the military, gang members, armed NPCs, getting beaten to death by unarmed NPCs, falls from aircraft or rooftops of buildings, getting ran over by vehicles, caught in explosions caused by explosives or exploding vehicles and still respawns outside hospitals without any visible scars caused by his injuries
Pay N Spray should be like, "Welcome. Please give us 2 weeks to finish the new paint job." Unless they have special robotic equipment that allows them the ability to respray the vehicle quickly. Then that is super deadly, because you don't even get a chance to get out of the vehicle! 2:17 Aw, CJ didn't just shoot the cop? XP
1:10 i'm laughing at this part...i mean, i'm also afraid on that mission when we need to explode the door with that close distance...in RL, 1 bomb maybe enough to explodes a floor, but when i experienced this mission, i guess it's a different case🤣
CJ is a demigod and here is why: When you "die" for the first time you spawn in front of the hospital and the box in the left corner says that CJ actually passed out and the doctors took all of your weapons and some cash for healthcare. That means that if you fall of the Los Santos tower (tallest building in the game), get shot or even fucking exploded out of atmosphere you don't die, you just pass out.
0:22 with an AK ofcourse, but in game you have a 9mm pistol, i used to ask myself if a bullet of it can really compenetrate the tank cap .. maybe 90s wrecks, no wonder since GTA 4 modern cars don't blow up like this
1:40 I thought CJ would be all in paint
Most underrated comment.
@@Dave_Albright realistic moment
I laughed with that😂😂
Cj would probably get beaten up by white civilians for apparently wearing whiteface assuming that he was painted in white paint
I thought same bruhhhh
2:42 CJ has died, you now will play as Luigi
or better, Sweet!
or Mario
All we had to do was play the damn game
@@kacperciesowski3344 or woozie
Or *Ryder*
1:45 I still found badass how he opens the door
I hate gravity
I Hate Gravin...
I Hate Gravy
I hate Granola Bars 😩
@@KyleGD 😩
Since 2017, my wake up alarm is CJ screaming while being on fire. I can tell you i haven't missed a single day of work since that year.
Dammn🤣🤣🤣
Ohh shet 💀
Neither have your neighbors I suppose
@@Vasily_dont_be_silly yeah, sometimes i'm asking myself what can they think about this lmao
Bro💀💀
2:22 When CJ appears out of the jail after getting busted it is already realistic cause he bribes the police.
Hmm yes kills hundreds of cops and soldiers just to get busted in a tank then released from jail because he bribed the police a hundred dollars
Yeah but not many officers will let a murderer out of jail or take bribes also it's weird he could bribe cops when he's poor in the beginning of the game
cj stole a 800000$ military project and bribed the police with like 500$
@@FITOXLOLa $100 only
Yeah, but did you notice that CJ is ALWAYS released from jail after being busted, even when he has literally not a single dollar on his account?
That proves all cops in SA love CJ so much that they are always willing to forgive him anything he's done, even if he blew up hundreds of cars and killed thousands of people. xD Or... their memory and all CJ' criminal records are magically rubbed out at the end.
0:54
"wasted" word's definition changes at this point
Inhaled too much marijuana🤣
2:42 Imagine if there is new game mode hardcore.
edit 1: 500 likes for the first time
GTA with permanent death. Sounds interesting
Imagine if there's a speedrun with such a mod. Resetting the run everytime you die
They should have made that what happens if you didn't have enough money to pay for the hospital
“You’re no longer be able to finish the game” horrible grammar
@@contrapposto4636 nowadays who cares about grammar as long as it's understandable
0:41, CJ's "Uh" sounded like Wario's!
0:11
And Ryder is still calling cj a Busta when Ryder should already be crying in pain
Rip Greenwood
1:27 i was also thinking of that
The king is back! Honestly the few GTA videos that actually made me laugh.
Jews in Germany during 1941 1:28
@@Ghoul-b1p uhhh💀that so dark
GTA SA. Always the samw
CJ: *dies in aircraft that explodes about 20 times
Also CJ: *respawns at hospital with all his limbs and bones intact with no burns, bruises or scratches.
It's crazy how good the medical service is in Los Santos
CJ has also died several times due to gunfights with cops, swat members, the FBI, the military, gang members, armed NPCs, getting beaten to death by unarmed NPCs, falls from aircraft or rooftops of buildings, getting ran over by vehicles, caught in explosions caused by explosives or exploding vehicles and still respawns outside hospitals without any visible scars caused by his injuries
1:51 ayo there is imposter dancing
i hate Crab
I thought that was the parachute bag
Sus
sushi
Better than the Xbox 360 and ps3 remasters and definitive editions. Now THATS fosho!🙃
The PC, PS4 and PS2 versions were good too, but not nearly as good as this vid!
@@familybroakajonny dont care
@@mystery7337 wow why do you reply if you don't care lmao🤡
PS2 version >>>
Ps2 = ps4 version This is emulation
I thought CJ will become full white colored at the paint job
No N-word for CJ too!
I thought that, too.
So СJ can become normal?
@@_zigger_
Whacha mean?
@@_zigger_ wow bro, got the whole squad laughing
0:43 funny how Ryder still managed to call cj a Busta while inside an already destroyed greenwood when he should have been crying in pain
0:27 this is what happened if cj didn't Follow What Ryder Says when they driving
0:17 Emmet was so proud of CJ that he left him for a quick walk to buy some milk
0:49 That detail is even more realistic than all of GTA V's lore if it had only been originally added to the game.
Pay N Spray should be like, "Welcome. Please give us 2 weeks to finish the new paint job." Unless they have special robotic equipment that allows them the ability to respray the vehicle quickly. Then that is super deadly, because you don't even get a chance to get out of the vehicle!
2:17 Aw, CJ didn't just shoot the cop? XP
that’s fucked up
its a game
Have you ever painted a car?
They just take a paint gun and spray, the quality or if is factory color don't matter
@@77Phoenix No wonder it's so cheap.
2:20 didn't get shot not realistic
Carl floyd
bro I am dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 dark humor ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
He didnt resist, thats why he didnt get shot
No, he's breathing. If he can't then
@@decriper1097 💀
RIP CJ... You'll always be remembered for being a busta 😭
Rider if he never betrayed grove sheet
@@TechnoHenry Ryder*
2:26
"Wait. I shouldn't be here"
2:00 the dude in the background lol
Rest in peace random dud in the background :(
RIP to homie vago "Loco" 😢
Accurate SA traffic
1:33 had me laughing. 🤣
Gachi CJ
😅😅
1:49 AMOGUS
I Hate Gravity
I actually miss a meme that I found annoying...
It’s been ages since I’ve seen a video with this “chill creative comp 2015” style. Definitely earned a sub
In 2:17, is nobody gonna talk about that ragdoll that has the same pose as Peter Griffin everytime he died
0:40 that was beam ng
we know
2:41 Honestly, I was expecting some funeral scene with Sweet and Kendl mourning CJ.
1:39
CJ should also be covered in the same colored paint as the scooter.
1:49 amogos
also welcome back!!!
Correction 1:51
1:51
hold up, a crewmate from Among Us is there-
All of these are so good. I genuinely would question the logic on most of these whenever I played this game again
Catalina: OPEN DE FUCKING SAFE!!!
CJ: **levels the whole building**
1:51 imposter in background 😂😂😂
1:51
DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT
nuclear birb
1:10 i'm laughing at this part...i mean, i'm also afraid on that mission when we need to explode the door with that close distance...in RL, 1 bomb maybe enough to explodes a floor, but when i experienced this mission, i guess it's a different case🤣
CJ is a demigod and here is why:
When you "die" for the first time you spawn in front of the hospital and the box in the left corner says that CJ actually passed out and the doctors took all of your weapons and some cash for healthcare. That means that if you fall of the Los Santos tower (tallest building in the game), get shot or even fucking exploded out of atmosphere you don't die, you just pass out.
CJ: I hate gravity
Tommy: I love gravity 😂
OMG AXORB BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS IS AWESOME 🤩
Happy birthday
@@rimax001 tysm 🫶
Happy late birthday
@@MadnessCrewTom Ty man 😌
Happy birthday very late
2:20 wtf 😂😂
2:10 lmao
2:35
If GTA San Andreas had a difficulty system, and "Hard" or "Real" was a difficulty, this would be an accurate way to abruptly end gameplay.
1:30 Germany 1940
We all know the glitch's are what makes it fun that's a fact for sure
Coroner: We now know the cause of death, weed inhalation
Police Officer: How much did he inhale?
Coroner: All of it, I think...
CJ's body then Disappears and respawns outside a hospital 🏥
0:20 make me cry laughing lol
Imagine that you die in SA and then whenever you try to start a new game it just shows you CJ's gravestone and you can never play the game again.
"uhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh I hate gravity"
Loved that 😂
If GTA SA had realistic physics my car would be a toothpick by now
That grandfather is alive stranger 1:10
XD The game would actually end on the first mission! You'd automatically fail because big Smoke is too fat to bike!
2:11 dawg. 🤣🤣
2:29 wtf
Ahhhh shit ahhhh😩
It would have been funnier if CJ came out covered in the same color paint as the scooter
Bro snuck in Beam NG Drive and thought we wouldn't notice.
فعلا مشاهد واقيعية .
احسنت Really realistic scenes.
Well done
1:35 that's more realistic
1:50 RED ASTRONAUT!!!
*To burn a weed field, cover it in flames*
01:49 wow that kinda 🤔
CJ has died. Uninstalling the game in 3 ... 2 ... 1
That last line is the most realistic of them all dude.
"Ah shit,here we go again"
CJ must have been very high after smoking so much weed. 😂
Axorb glad you back
I remember there was a mod for GTA SA that had beamng like car damage but it vanished
It's almost like people never actually wanted a perfect game.
seems like a rockstar's version of beamng drive
Dude how cool would it be if GTA had BeamNG like damage models? (The Greenwood damage was BeamNG)
The music at 1:25 is nostalgic AF.
Minecraft 1.7 :-) griefing, you are BANNED
0:22 with an AK ofcourse, but in game you have a 9mm pistol, i used to ask myself if a bullet of it can really compenetrate the tank cap .. maybe 90s wrecks, no wonder since GTA 4 modern cars don't blow up like this
With any gun
The pay n spray was super funny
That was really hilarious 😂 🤣
why is this the funniest thing I have ever seen 😭😭😭
Lmao when the explosion just blows back the entire room of people, I remember doing that mission as a kid and thinking “shouldn’t we go outside??”
0:36 BeamNG
This is clearly not a gta.
Thank you, Mr Obvious
Needless to say, it's obvious.
@Erick Phoenix
What do you mean?
@Erick Phoenix "Sherlock" means you're making fun of me, right? That's what it said when I looked it up.
Where’d you find Sweets car mod for BeamNG?
R.I.P CJ...😵
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
1:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👍🏻
1:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This would be chaos
0:35 Good BeamNG mod :D
1:52 amogus is back...
*ÂÂÂÆUGHHH* YOU ARE MAKING ME SO PROUD OF YOUH.. (continues making pig noises)
The editing is BUSSIN
You gotta be freaking kidding me lmao
Where have you been this whole time. Love your content bro
The last part got me😂
2:42 "All your base are belong to us!"
Permadeath GTA SA, now that would be something.
A king is back
I didn't get the thumbnail when I saw at first and now I get it🤣🤣
return of the king
2:27 i died ☠️☠️
I died in the end. God knows how many times I think about some of these when playing GTA XD
0:37 Where I can find those physics car?
Beamng Drive
@@katzeluns3782 Thanks
CJ sounded like he is doing something else if you know what I mean 🧐 1:33
0:36 that “little bit” of realism.
0:08
😂
Better title: GTA SA but it is a bit more realistic
just a suggestion
where did you find a BeamNG port of the San Andreas map and the car to go with it?
It’s called a mod