I mean hell - I can't even get out of bed without at least 4 tea's, never mind trying a balcony-to-pool mid-air 'suck it' jump or something similarly advanced also involving my dick that's also as sophisticated. They actually knew from the outset that he hadn't even had a full 6 tea's before it happened - and the case still got all the way to court? And at the same time there's like, hundreds, of black people walking around completely unscrutinised and unmonitored. The justice system in this country is just so fucking broken.
He never misses work, unless he's in jail or twisted. Give him a lunch box, and he'll get twisted on the bulldozer and guard 6 acres of ruble concrete for ya. But don't let him go home angry and meth'ed up....never a good ending to that scenario. IYKYK
It also helps combat racism, as seen in that viral video of the 1 guy using a twisted tea to assault the other dude what was bein racist. Plus, like Shane said, they're pretty sick ass twisted teas. And how else are you supposed to achieve a twisted system?
So many funny levels to this. Like the fact he’s suing his friend cause he couldn’t do it but when he tried again and crushes the table the friend’s like “nailed it” and the. The judge says Gilly lost & then Shane says “ you suck hit him with a suck it” and the friends getting sued if Shane wins does it and says this judge 👨🏻⚖️sucks” 😂😂😂
“May I approach the teas?” Shit kills me every time.
Still killing every time
You know that was just off the cuff too. Genius
He asks it with such a combination of reverence for the court of law, but confidence that he will stick the backflip.
"You just made a big mistake your honor."
Shane & Matt encapsulate the personality of at least 30% of the friends I had in the 90’s. 🤣
May I approach the teas your honor
Best line in the sketch😂
@@richosborne1971 My arms were pretty badly broken, and both my tits were shattered. And now, i have troubles doing the 'suck it' to people
He said that. Good job
Haha he doesn’t even say that. He says you just made a big mistake your honour. May I approach the teas?
And yes I know I’m theee worst guy
🤣
"I was lit enough to _do_ the trick. I wasn't lit enough to _land_ it."
We've all been there. Hell, I've run into this problem on more than one occasion. A couple of times, I fused an apparatus into the trick, a golf cart.
I like that even though they're on opposing sides Matt still helps Shane drink the Twisteds and is proud of his boy for downing all six.
And he pretends that Shane landed it… true bro
Bros going to be arrested and convicted for child molestation very soon
@@zachyaylorwho?
@@DarkMuj He did land it.
@@zachyaylorwhat you talkin bout
“It was a Beethoven dog…” 😂😂😂
I fucking died. Not much makes me audible laugh when I’m alone but this is one of them
A lot to clean up. Parties over.
"a Beethoven dog rug"
“A Beethoven dog, your honor”
Killed me
This hits way funnier after listening to about 500 hours of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast content.
we get it you like shane
@@sloshgaboo8217 edgy!
It really is lmao
dawgs
@@sloshgaboo8217 fuck yeah we like SHANE
"May I approach the teas, your honor?" has me absolutely dying lmaoo
No your honor though, not cool dog
Cidieeez
Man this guy should be on SNL
No way SNL is fycking laaaaaame
More like cumtown
Yeah, Matt’s pretty funny!
The 4 people above me either don't get the joke or have meta jokes like Shane dude.
That’s O.L goddamn it.
Matt looks like the ultimate version of himself in this
this is like dark side drug mat
I honestly thought it was Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall for a sec.
@@Brazen1234yup. He proceded to po up a fo as soon as he got home and sat down on his couch.
Long hair, jacked. Hell yeah his systems were clearly working
@@jarnold1789clearly on the 4th density here
I knew I need six twisteds in my system . I needed a twisted system . Hahaha that killed me
I mean hell - I can't even get out of bed without at least 4 tea's, never mind trying a balcony-to-pool mid-air 'suck it' jump or something similarly advanced also involving my dick that's also as sophisticated.
They actually knew from the outset that he hadn't even had a full 6 tea's before it happened - and the case still got all the way to court?
And at the same time there's like, hundreds, of black people walking around completely unscrutinised and unmonitored.
The justice system in this country is just so fucking broken.
"May I approach the Teas, your honour?"
"Very smart"
What got me was "as you can see, both of my tits were shattered." I fucking cracked up on that one
“You just made a big mistake your honor” 😂
"Hit him with a suck-it, dude" 💀💀
The D.A.W.G.Z. bending them Twisties!!!
mat saying nice after that first tea even tho hes the defendant is fucking gold
He never misses work, unless he's in jail or twisted.
Give him a lunch box, and he'll get twisted on the bulldozer and guard 6 acres of ruble concrete for ya.
But don't let him go home angry and meth'ed up....never a good ending to that scenario. IYKYK
The question is, are you a big enough loser to guard a giant concrete pit?
You can’t be gettin twisted in the dozer in the concrete pit
Even if you think they’re non alcoholic
Only two acceptable reasons to miss work
Lol. He killed his wife!
The man was worn out from a hard day of spreading concrete rubble, what do you expect
"spilled a hot dog" is just so fucking funny to me.
I thumbs up any video with Shane Gillis. Shout-out Riggins!
Matt and Shane are the comedy duo the world needs
You just made a big mistake your honor... may I approach the teas.. lol
for some reason I can tell that Gillis dude really likes nooders in his asian dishes
I keep coming back to this video. It's one of the funniest sketches ever made.
Funnier than any of the horseshit shows on tv now. Shane's big dumb face is funnier than every episode of that big bag theory or whatever.
Agreed.
Big Bang theory is so fuckin 🌈 👨🏿❤️💋👨🏻
hit em with the suck it dude
@@BookerT69 gay and black?
That show is hands down the worst goddamn show ever made. Followed closely by Small Wonder and Perfect Strangers.
Just when you think you've seen all of Shanes content...this gem pop's up!
This just came to me today 🎉🎉🎉🎉
No joke, you guys actually nailed courtroom decorum pretty well.
i have no doubt Shane could crush 6 twisted teas in like 2 minutes
Matt Mckuski's hair should have wind running through it at all times Tremendous video bulls 😂👍
Shanes scumstache is legendary.
"sup your honor"
"Sup."
As an attorney can confirm this is how you start a case in court.
I mean, this video is literally a Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast anecdote, but that young Cusky cameo just seals the deal
Shouts Riggins, shouts Beezer
There is absolutely nothing that exists more Philly than this sketch.
Greatest duo ever.
Don’t leave your twisty tea caps in the dozer.
I didn't know they had alcohol in them
@@clitorismold1760 my man drove the dozer home for lunch. goat
He thought he was doing dead eye on red dead redemption.
Beethoven dog rug made me cry laugh
Find someone that looks at you the way Matt looks at Shane when he pours that 6th tea in his mouth 💦
The Beethoven dog is so relatable!
"may I approach the teas" 😂 his skits are hilarious. Some would even say SNL worthy
He could have made SNL watchable
I was lit enough to do the trick... but not to land it haha.
Tell me SNL didn't need more of this
Of course Lorne Michael's would never let this shit fly anyway
Lorne Michaels loves Shane. It was the pussy advertisers that made the call
This is like old Always Sunny level funny. I hope Shane ends up doing a show like this eventually. Or a movie would be better actually
Shane is Mac
That's some serious Naughty B shit.
This was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
“Now I can’t do suck it to ppl” 😂😂😂
Fair to midland
This whole crew is great!
Love how he downs all 6 Twisteds without taking the 6-pack holder out of the Wawa bag
too many bangers to keep up with and its amazing
It would break my heart if Matt and Shane actually didn't like Twisted Teas. It's a refreshing alcoholic beverage that is perfect for the summer.
girl drink
Gaaaayyyyyy
It also helps combat racism, as seen in that viral video of the 1 guy using a twisted tea to assault the other dude what was bein racist. Plus, like Shane said, they're pretty sick ass twisted teas. And how else are you supposed to achieve a twisted system?
Matt looks like the kind of guy you can't tell if he's high or not, just always looks stoned
This is gold, Jerry. Gold!
Seminar seminar....i call seminar. Where is TIRES ETC.???
I hit the damn like button before the teas came out! Love it
These sketches honestly remind me of an alternative version of Letter K. Good shit
You know this man straight up downed those 6 teas forreal! No doubt son!
I laughed so hard when he said You just made a big mistake your honor.
What up, bull?
Did I really just watch that? Still gets a Thumbs Up!
The “It’s LIT” hat is bananas!
Hit em with the suck it! Having someone else do that for you is hilarious
Doesn’t the judge look like Oliver platt off ready to rumble. 🤣🤣🤣 ohhhh shit
The comic behind this whole thing is funny as hell
Upset and praying for the St Bernard’s full recovery
Pretty accurate depiction of a Philly court
I needed a twisted system
this was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
dude it was great
"may i approach the teas?" 😂😂
"Both my tits were shattered" hahahahahaha. Fucking Gillis is crushing it!
Fuckin Gilly sticking the backflip, shreddin the gnar.
So many funny levels to this. Like the fact he’s suing his friend cause he couldn’t do it but when he tried again and crushes the table the friend’s like “nailed it” and the. The judge says Gilly lost & then Shane says “ you suck hit him with a suck it” and the friends getting sued if Shane wins does it and says this judge 👨🏻⚖️sucks” 😂😂😂
Girl on the right is dummy thick. Love this sketch btw!
Did ya stop at the wawa Shane? I love A Fair One and Delco Proper! Please keep making videos.
Tears….literal laugh tears. More people need to be seeing this.
So many gems
Pretty goddamn funny.
Make more shit like this.
I needed a twisted system. I love that. I will adopt twisted system into my vocabulary
So funny!!! Stuff came out of its mouth, it was like a Beethoven rug
Lol, so many good lines but "You just made a big mistake your honor." is my favorite.
after watching it's always sunny in Philly and hearing their stories behind the scenes of real life, this is how I imagine philly.
This never gets old. A classic. I revisit every year and am thankful for these twisted sisters that brought us this ❤❤❤ to your enemies 😂😢
Crazy how much better he’s gotten since this
The system works!
May I approach the teas 😂😂😂😂
I love that these guys exist.
Is the judge Spanky from The Little Rascals movie?
The defendant pouring teas down the plaintiffs mouth lol
Mccusky doing his best X-Pac impression
No joke, this video got me to start drinking Twisted Teas a year ago.
You needed a twisted system 🤙
Please make more this is great
May I approach the teas?
“May I approach the Teas?” 😂😂
this is GOLD
Love the judge's expressions after he downs the first!
Shout out SHATNATION and of course the king Mckeevyyyy.
The best episode.
In my mind its the only episode.
I hope that hot court assistant got her brakes fixed in the end
Holy shit this was amazing front to back
The pew pew pew sound effects are gold.
He probably really drank all 6 of those teas 😂
This is so funny. i really wish they still made these
great work fellas
The way Matt looks longingly into Shane's eyes as he feeds the teas...