EVERY CHARACTER RANKED WORST TO BEST (COD ZOMBIES)

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  • @alexlucente447
    @alexlucente447 5 років тому +4211

    Richtofen: “ooooh, I sink I found a lever!”
    Dempsey: “Richtofen! That is not a lever!!!”
    Best lines ever, period.

    • @bigsquisums6333
      @bigsquisums6333 5 років тому +43

      Lol

    • @daniroseheart620
      @daniroseheart620 5 років тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mattbrooks4501
      @mattbrooks4501 5 років тому +121

      Dempsey is the best he deserves #1 or at least 2 behind richtofen

    • @queenrabbit1544
      @queenrabbit1544 5 років тому +16

      I think Montey see Dempsey meat.

    • @DjVoltage115
      @DjVoltage115 5 років тому +40

      That's the one line i have so much questions and need answers

  • @fifi4680
    @fifi4680 5 років тому +5735

    Five crew: Has a secret aresenal of guns
    Also five crew: starts with a pistol

    • @Dazed_and_confuzed
      @Dazed_and_confuzed 5 років тому +208

      I think they got rid of there guns and grabbed a m1911 because if they didn't it would have been to easy for them

    • @kevink397
      @kevink397 4 роки тому +323

      Nikolai has a shotgun in every cutscene in BO3 yet he always starts off with an MR6

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 роки тому +150

      @@kevink397 primis all have a melee weapon in the origins intro (dempsey has a knife, nikolai has an axe, takeo has a katana and richtofen has a bonesaw), yet they all use a knife in the game. similarly, in call of the dead, sarah uses a sickle, danny dual wields machete, robert uses a pitchfork and michael dual wields double barrel shotguns, but they all start with a knife (and can upgrade to a sickle later)

    • @Proxyofiejfwe0ifjewjg
      @Proxyofiejfwe0ifjewjg 4 роки тому +23

      iTs a GaMe

    • @ogfloatzel4025
      @ogfloatzel4025 4 роки тому +40

      Also the weapons they picked were some of the worst in zombies. China lake (JFK), Striker (Macnamara), Python (Castro), dual HS10 (Nixon and the only decent choice)

  • @BelatedAudio
    @BelatedAudio 4 роки тому +3127

    “Do not pray for easy lives my friends, pray to be, stronger men” Best line from five in my opinion.

    • @doobs1358
      @doobs1358 4 роки тому +151

      Best line easily. That line gives everyone a warning that Five is a VERY difficult map.

    • @moderatecosmos5480
      @moderatecosmos5480 4 роки тому +14

      Hello Comrade

    • @neardeathexperience2095
      @neardeathexperience2095 4 роки тому +25

      @@moderatecosmos5480 this line was epic U KNOW WHO I AM I'M JACKIE FUCKING VINES

    • @grrrethan75pby97
      @grrrethan75pby97 4 роки тому +7

      I don’t support comees

    • @jidner
      @jidner 4 роки тому +27

      "a man is not done when he is defeated, only when he quits"
      Nixon said that lol and when i first heard it i was like "Damn...."

  • @MacenW
    @MacenW 4 роки тому +774

    Nikolai 2.0 is my favorite zombies character. He had one goal in mind, to get home to his family, but unfortunately Activision didn't have enough money to spare for a good zombies ending

    • @TheKirBoi
      @TheKirBoi 3 роки тому +21

      Damn that was spicy

    • @brawnykey1186
      @brawnykey1186 3 роки тому +16

      He loved and lost everything anyways 😭

    • @CFSession
      @CFSession 3 роки тому +18

      Agreed only Richthofen should’ve died and that should’ve ended the cycle the others deserved a good ending.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 3 роки тому +12

      @@CFSession Richthofen probably deserved the best but I guess they all had to die to really finish the story

    • @Generaloliverswanik
      @Generaloliverswanik 2 роки тому +2

      And it still didn't end 😂😂

  • @ogfloatzel4025
    @ogfloatzel4025 4 роки тому +2112

    "Danny Trejo's most famous movie is machete"
    Spy Kids would like to have a word with you

    • @thecrabempire5767
      @thecrabempire5767 4 роки тому +36

      OG Floatzel they are actually connected it was confirmed i believe

    • @TearingUser935
      @TearingUser935 4 роки тому +24

      the crab empire his name in the movie was uncle machete

    • @afuckingblackhawkhelicopte5203
      @afuckingblackhawkhelicopte5203 4 роки тому

      OG Floatzel He’s in Sons Of Anarchy and is in Breaking Bad for one episode

    • @Merica115
      @Merica115 4 роки тому +6

      From dusk till dawn...

    • @shaggysnax01
      @shaggysnax01 4 роки тому +19

      Both Machete and the Spy Kids series were directed by Robert Rodriguez, so the two are connected. That's why, in the Spy Kids series, Trejo is Uncle Machete.

  • @herbyhancock9340
    @herbyhancock9340 5 років тому +891

    13:18
    Tim: “complex”
    Dempsey: *struggling to not say maggot addict for the fifth time this minute*

    • @Themethheadsteves
      @Themethheadsteves 4 роки тому +28

      I’m in tears

    • @hib7295
      @hib7295 4 роки тому +4

      @@VandalGaming-gw6bt I ascended

    • @devilspygaming4493
      @devilspygaming4493 3 роки тому +18

      Hay player DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME AMMO

    • @Kcogg69
      @Kcogg69 2 роки тому +7

      or freak bag

    • @Aganie.
      @Aganie. 2 роки тому +5

      "Hey treyarch I solved your stupid puzzle" u cant lie that was good 😂

  • @PakuPakuDesu
    @PakuPakuDesu 4 роки тому +2175

    Tim: "Castro being the only, if not one of the hispanic characters in Zombies."
    Danny Trejo: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @agdstudio488
      @agdstudio488 4 роки тому +73

      No, you got it wrong, Danny Trejo instead said "Cres que soy un chiste a ti?"

    • @juancarlosbascunan1335
      @juancarlosbascunan1335 4 роки тому +44

      @@agdstudio488 you said it wrong too, it should be: acaso soy una broma para ti?

    • @williammiller496
      @williammiller496 4 роки тому +31

      @@juancarlosbascunan1335 you said it wrong too should be:
      fuck me poppi

    • @juancarlosbascunan1335
      @juancarlosbascunan1335 4 роки тому +2

      @@williammiller496 wot

    • @cashmuir5329
      @cashmuir5329 4 роки тому +5

      came straight to the comments after i heard that

  • @brunoleal5123
    @brunoleal5123 4 роки тому +300

    I’ve hated Takeo since the incident.
    I got speed cola he said “speed cola speeds up your life” and then I got dunked on

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 4 роки тому +764

    Misty: Exists
    Tim Hansen - *S I L E N C E T H O T*

    • @soupysoupysoupmanlol
      @soupysoupysoupmanlol 3 роки тому +1

      @Gaming ouch

    • @belle_of_the_moll
      @belle_of_the_moll 3 роки тому +1

      @Thiago Florindo i was literally about to say that-

    • @abbieth3gamer
      @abbieth3gamer 3 роки тому +1

      I was going to like this comment, but I didn’t want to change the beautiful amount of likes that you have, congratulations

    • @yonosapungga
      @yonosapungga Рік тому +1

      B E G O N E !

  • @events2541
    @events2541 4 роки тому +1375

    “due to the fact that she has a pair of-“
    LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

  • @Nikkstein
    @Nikkstein 5 років тому +732

    "Forgive ones enemies, but never ever forget their names!!" is the line i remember the most from Five

    • @b2_barenko803
      @b2_barenko803 4 роки тому +26

      Actually it was "Forgive your enemies but remember their names"

    • @shepparddlc4883
      @shepparddlc4883 4 роки тому +7

      B2_Barenko both are correct

    • @Misfit.Sanctuary
      @Misfit.Sanctuary 4 роки тому +4

      One I remember is keep your freinds close but your enemies closer

    • @OdieRaptor
      @OdieRaptor 4 роки тому +18

      “BUT I WANT IT” -JFK Five

    • @dan74695
      @dan74695 4 роки тому +1

      B2_Barenko
      "Forgive your enemies but remember their names." is from the cutscene.

  • @GKAce
    @GKAce 4 роки тому +89

    “The worst zombies crew has to be the victis crew” Oh boy, just wait until you see the chaos storyline...

  • @fuisco
    @fuisco 5 років тому +6653

    The best character is russman because he can say the N world

    • @sherriff_colt4223
      @sherriff_colt4223 5 років тому +281

      uncle whats a n world?

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 5 років тому +299

      Khan Donaghy *inhales* ni-

    • @Mrnotfa
      @Mrnotfa 5 років тому +98

      nIgGa ?

    • @LXK3k
      @LXK3k 5 років тому +92

      Nikolai Bilenski 1.0 will say the N word, regardless if he is not black. But he will, DRUNK!

    • @Yo-nq9ul
      @Yo-nq9ul 5 років тому +74

      LUMBAGO

  • @seebarino
    @seebarino 5 років тому +228

    The reason I like the Victis crew is BECAUSE they are misfits. They are just some people that got together into a group.

    • @gamer832xbox3
      @gamer832xbox3 4 роки тому +39

      Exactly that why I like them they just survivors that just caught up in this zombie mess.

    • @carebearkj4320
      @carebearkj4320 4 роки тому +39

      i really started to like the crew when the comics came out and realizing how important they are. I just wish they didn't get dicked over in BO4, because they have so much potential. I would love for them to return in BO5, but I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen.

    • @cyr2097
      @cyr2097 4 роки тому +8

      @@carebearkj4320 I agree with all of this.

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 4 роки тому +8

      @@carebearkj4320 maybe there will be a tranzit reboot but that is just speculation at this point.

    • @carebearkj4320
      @carebearkj4320 4 роки тому +7

      Nassim Moumid heard about that, but tbh, I’m not anticipating much. After the disaster that was Blood of the Dead, and the fact that the crew are trapped in darkness forever, Tranzit remade is a least concern, and I have no doubt that Activision will force you to buy the season pass for it.

  • @maxgoose707
    @maxgoose707 5 років тому +582

    Tim, talking about Russman: he has a very shallow backstory
    Alpha Omega: imma create this man's whole career

    • @raykie3379
      @raykie3379 5 років тому +33

      Its been known for years that russman worked for broken arrow

    • @darrenneves247
      @darrenneves247 5 років тому +7

      Raykie everyone knew... no one knew that he was basically the head of BA

    • @HolyFlare484
      @HolyFlare484 4 роки тому +17

      Russman looks like a person who has a phone that goes *TURURURURURU*

    • @sasquatch.8
      @sasquatch.8 4 роки тому

      Oof

    • @itzslopchaosz7108
      @itzslopchaosz7108 4 роки тому +3

      @@HolyFlare484 Are... Are you making a jojo reference?

  • @xxxwolfxxx7407
    @xxxwolfxxx7407 3 роки тому +100

    “As we leave this life behind, it is my hope that you know one thing beyond any doubt. You were more than just my allies, my brothers in arms. You.. were my friends.” ~ Nikolai Belinski

    • @whosaprettykitty5076
      @whosaprettykitty5076 3 роки тому +14

      I loved this because they were so hostile to one another upon meeting, then they relied on each other so much and grew to love one another as family (though idk about Richtofen lol. They kinda left him to die in BOTD)

    • @xxxwolfxxx7407
      @xxxwolfxxx7407 3 роки тому +4

      @@whosaprettykitty5076 yeah but that was another Richthofen but I know they were my childhood since bo1 and waw it’s sad what happened to takaeo and the voice actor for him.

  • @dleitkaa5159
    @dleitkaa5159 5 років тому +443

    I can never forget the time 1.0 Dempsey said
    You can reach for me juggy girl OORAH

    • @thesenate4743
      @thesenate4743 5 років тому +60

      Reach for Vodka toniiiiiiiiight

    • @Punched0
      @Punched0 5 років тому +21

      Inkwelp The Pun-isher or told me to put down the chips

    • @jaggersafarian
      @jaggersafarian 5 років тому +6

      That is a godly line

    • @txmwxl
      @txmwxl 5 років тому +3

      He still says that lol

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 5 років тому +3

      Thank you comrad Cowboy.

  • @logger22
    @logger22 4 роки тому +918

    In Tag Der Untoten, Misty reveals her father was a marine. This could be a reference to how back in the BO2 days everyone thought that she was Tank's daughter

    • @HydroDX
      @HydroDX 4 роки тому +15

      Toten*

    • @n4tkad615
      @n4tkad615 3 роки тому +8

      or one of the marines from nacht?

    • @sithlordc3po465
      @sithlordc3po465 3 роки тому +38

      @@n4tkad615 nope her mom and dad were killed a bit before the start of bo2 by zombies

    • @unr3sp0ns1ve
      @unr3sp0ns1ve 3 роки тому +16

      @@n4tkad615 yea but maybe but the marines were in WaW Verrückt maybe those marines are different people but some of us know one of the marines in Verrückt is Dempsey

    • @slaqualquercoisamemo5117
      @slaqualquercoisamemo5117 3 роки тому +4

      @@unr3sp0ns1ve maybe is smokey

  • @BigHomie187
    @BigHomie187 5 років тому +2380

    “-she has a pair of bre-” * AD *

  • @anthemgrove5181
    @anthemgrove5181 2 роки тому +25

    13:48
    “He is absolutely hysterical!”
    *Nikolai still reliving the trenches of WW1 in his head*

  • @littlemacisunderrated412
    @littlemacisunderrated412 4 роки тому +351

    Russman is one of my favorite characters.
    I especially like the line
    “I feel like I’m 75, It’s like i’m young again”

    • @vocalshogun4662
      @vocalshogun4662 4 роки тому +23

      FUCK YOU MARLTON I CAM BUILD SHIT TOO

    • @qiseq4090
      @qiseq4090 4 роки тому +8

      Shögun *russman proceeds to try build the electric trap*
      Russman’s memory goes

    • @magneticpants3549
      @magneticpants3549 4 роки тому +2

      @@vocalshogun4662 PAYBACKS A B*T*H. just so you know so is Russman

    • @albertwesker5674
      @albertwesker5674 3 роки тому

      @@Blueman0966 he does

    • @Kurg3rBing75
      @Kurg3rBing75 3 роки тому +4

      You touchin me no you ain't touchin me

  • @codathlete3644
    @codathlete3644 5 років тому +957

    Dempsey was actually one of the original four marines

    • @sfcentertainment2473
      @sfcentertainment2473 5 років тому +92

      He was in Verrukt but not naght but yea I see ur point

    • @seebarino
      @seebarino 5 років тому +3

      Cod Athlete In Verruckt

    • @diablodragon2271
      @diablodragon2271 5 років тому +31

      He was actually the Commanding Unit (Not CO) of the four marines. some believe he was a Staff sergeant but I think he was a sergeant Major. But I see your point with Dempsey in WaW with the models but ur wrong.

    • @brad1109
      @brad1109 5 років тому

      He was in verruckt

    • @needviews5531
      @needviews5531 5 років тому

      No shit

  • @1battlemedic622
    @1battlemedic622 5 років тому +462

    Well...
    I'd much rather have JFK go through a zombie outrbreak and survive, than having him get assasinated, I mean, who wouldn't want that?

    • @linkwhy
      @linkwhy 5 років тому +14

      #1 Battle Medic he made a mistake, the five crew survived

    • @1battlemedic622
      @1battlemedic622 5 років тому +2

      oh
      well isn't that nice.

    • @yolobewackins9715
      @yolobewackins9715 5 років тому +1

      #1 Battle Medic the CIA

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 5 років тому +1

      @@linkwhy They don't. You can literally hear McNamara in Revelations and Classified saying he's the only one left. It's not easy to misinterpret that.

    • @HostileKr
      @HostileKr 5 років тому +8

      @@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 that radio was from a fracture. The official timeline says the Five crew survived

  • @randehmarshgames4608
    @randehmarshgames4608 4 роки тому +66

    Richtofen is probably my favorite. He just makes me laugh everytime he speaks

  • @cor7ger7g43
    @cor7ger7g43 5 років тому +629

    An Ad Cut me off right as he said
    “Because She has a pair-“
    *Cue Ad*
    WAIT A PAIR OF WHAT-

  • @moelester7024
    @moelester7024 5 років тому +806

    Micheal rooker has 2 double barreled shotguns *shoots 7 shots* what a legend

    • @SuperFunFrenzy
      @SuperFunFrenzy 5 років тому +28

      Movie heroes in nutshell

    • @sethflower2067
      @sethflower2067 5 років тому +11

      LTLILD0G I picked up on that too. He did it twice also

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 5 років тому +1

      lol yeah i just noticed this

    • @datcat8324
      @datcat8324 5 років тому +13

      MOTD gang is from 1934 and they have revolvers from 1956 with 6 rounds and they fire them like 20 times

    • @briarcaddell590
      @briarcaddell590 5 років тому +2

      He drank speed cola

  • @chopa3231
    @chopa3231 4 роки тому +577

    I don’t like how Michael shot 3 shots from a double barrel

    • @thepeskyone
      @thepeskyone 4 роки тому +40

      speed cola, and "fast mags" thats its impossible for the naked eye to see

    • @xalier7382
      @xalier7382 4 роки тому +21

      @JOHN WATKIN if you count in the intro he shoots 5 times with out reloading

    • @murderousbanana3553
      @murderousbanana3553 4 роки тому +4

      Finally I found a comment about this it annoyed the crap out of me!!!

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 роки тому +1

      He had another shell in one of the barrels

    • @angelobosforo9544
      @angelobosforo9544 3 роки тому

      Mod menu

  • @gaydubbbz8148
    @gaydubbbz8148 3 роки тому +49

    "forgive your enemies BUT NEVER EVER FORGET THEIR NAMEEEEEEES" allways cracks me up

  • @LUKEJAMIE2003
    @LUKEJAMIE2003 4 роки тому +383

    “Sent to Alcatraz on the account of 116 murders”
    I think that’s a little much pal

    • @isaacfg6949
      @isaacfg6949 4 роки тому +29

      Parilizingking one too many to be precise

    • @LUKEJAMIE2003
      @LUKEJAMIE2003 4 роки тому +8

      Yaboi IsaacFG69 yeah that could have some conspiracy theories going

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 4 роки тому +17

      Parilizingking 115 counts of murder would’ve of been noice

    • @othmanmoussa6735
      @othmanmoussa6735 4 роки тому +1

      @@Loltroll8 666

    • @doobs1358
      @doobs1358 4 роки тому

      I remember first hearing that like, “Holy shit! How was he not fucking caught?”

  • @Qwaibm7
    @Qwaibm7 5 років тому +276

    Ah i just love playing Takeo and hearing : "Honor honor emperor lord emperor honor honor."

    • @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838
      @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838 4 роки тому +11

      *BANZAIIIIIIII*

    • @loganrogers9114
      @loganrogers9114 4 роки тому +3

      rord*

    • @rafachp2
      @rafachp2 4 роки тому +29

      @@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838 my weapon is low on HONAH

    • @D1_Jev
      @D1_Jev 4 роки тому +8

      nikolai:WhErE Is My VoDkA
      demspy:from where I come from sirens aren't a good thing
      rictofen:WoNdErBaR!/this could be useful*is a sheiva*
      takeo:you will die by my hand!!!

    • @Heu..
      @Heu.. Рік тому

      @@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838 cliche

  • @jvv_ordan
    @jvv_ordan 4 роки тому +443

    *nikolai belinski saves the universe*
    top 1: richtofen
    nikolai: am i joke to you?

  • @Thetravelingmonke
    @Thetravelingmonke 3 роки тому +13

    Funny how they realized takeo was the most serious so they made him have a quote in bo4,” see takeo can make funny too”, or “takeo brings the boom thats why he’s so popular, right”

  • @iaresmort3407
    @iaresmort3407 4 роки тому +433

    “ Misty happens to find herself in every clickbait thumbnail because she has a pair of bre-invest as little as one pound in trading 212 -asts”

    • @SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555
      @SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555 4 роки тому +13

      You am indeed smort

    • @A.Z.296
      @A.Z.296 3 роки тому +13

      Ads pop up when Tim says that line

    • @Cocisthebest142
      @Cocisthebest142 3 роки тому +3

      Heh, funni

    • @A.Z.296
      @A.Z.296 3 роки тому +4

      @@Cocisthebest142 Well Well Well, If it isn't Woods

    • @jakman8515
      @jakman8515 3 роки тому +6

      I didny know she had a pair of ads?

  • @pinkperco1615
    @pinkperco1615 4 роки тому +129

    “You know I look pretty sexy holding this big gun.. hehe.. sexy Russian Nikolai” best quote ever😂

  • @bluekunt
    @bluekunt 4 роки тому +483

    The only reason I like Marlton is his voice actor.
    My boy Robin.

  • @gavingarza1454
    @gavingarza1454 3 роки тому +10

    “Has a pair of-“
    *Xbox series x ad plays*
    “WOOAAAAAA HOOO”

  • @madiganyt
    @madiganyt 6 років тому +778

    With the Five crew, there are multiple dimensions, the radio you hear in Revelations is from a a dimension where they die, there are other dimensions where they in fact survive. So did they all die? yes. Did they all live? yes.

    • @ondrejveres435
      @ondrejveres435 6 років тому +53

      This is some schroedinger cat shit

    • @Oboss45
      @Oboss45 6 років тому +49

      Actually, In the chromium, the cast from five are said to have lived in the main dimension

    • @DukesFinalBoss
      @DukesFinalBoss 6 років тому +22

      Oboss 45 that’s cool af. Can’t wait for Classified (five remaster). We will probably find out what really happened, and how the zombies got to the pentagon in the first place

    • @Oboss45
      @Oboss45 6 років тому +1

      @@DukesFinalBoss Probs bro

    • @jonnysmith5998
      @jonnysmith5998 6 років тому +5

      *hits blunt* fuckin......whut?

  • @Jquez_
    @Jquez_ 5 років тому +181

    Nikolai: STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA!!!
    Dempsey: What the frick nik!
    Nikolai: What? Its a classic

  • @trashrabbit1820
    @trashrabbit1820 5 років тому +307

    Nobody:
    Silence:
    Not a single mouse whatsoever:
    Dempsey: *incomprehensible patriotic screeches*

  • @prophetsnow5193
    @prophetsnow5193 4 роки тому +57

    “SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE BREAKING IN”

  • @nicoofthenight8403
    @nicoofthenight8403 6 років тому +757

    The best crew? Nikolai wives

    • @themarylandgoatman4475
      @themarylandgoatman4475 6 років тому +4

      But their dead

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 років тому +3

      @@themarylandgoatman4475 nikolai only had 1 wife

    • @greatwhitw
      @greatwhitw 6 років тому +58

      naw he had like 4, just play kino for 20 min

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 років тому +1

      @@greatwhitw play gorod krovi and do the ee listen closely

    • @greatwhitw
      @greatwhitw 6 років тому +3

      i didnt play bo3 zombies i feel off, oops lol

  • @invaderzimzim4561
    @invaderzimzim4561 5 років тому +88

    Five crew survived in the main zombies timeline, but died in an alternate one.

    • @Int0xic
      @Int0xic 4 роки тому

      Hol' up.

    • @DuckyShrunks
      @DuckyShrunks 4 роки тому +5

      @Meme Man Main Timeline is Ultimis (Five crew surived according to the Krinormia), Fracture/Alternate is Primis (A Radio from Revelations explains it in the fracture.)

  • @mikealangeloy
    @mikealangeloy 5 років тому +104

    8:24 "Before he died just like the rest of them."
    That's in the second timeline. Crazy enough in the original timeline, aka the Ultimis one, the entire Five crew actually survived...
    Up until the events of moon at least.

    • @ulyssesdelamora3856
      @ulyssesdelamora3856 5 років тому +13

      The events of Moon took place in 2025, they would have died of old age long before the earth was nuked

    • @tefnutofhoney2832
      @tefnutofhoney2832 4 роки тому +8

      @B_x !! the main crews time travel around. Aging is very real. I just watched the lore video. Also this series' lore is fucking nuts

  • @haydencorbin5056
    @haydencorbin5056 4 роки тому +47

    Tim: I'm not including the 4 Marines cuz they are not significant and I don't know there names.
    Tank dempsey :/

  • @magicsteve5523
    @magicsteve5523 4 роки тому +560

    As President Kennedy famously said...
    “YOUR PRESEDENT NEEDS SLUGS!”

    • @AllenMACJr
      @AllenMACJr 4 роки тому +17

      Need some more beans for the chowder here.

    • @Killerbeast-hx5qp
      @Killerbeast-hx5qp 4 роки тому +7

      “BUT I WANT IT!”

    • @draculmihawk6904
      @draculmihawk6904 4 роки тому +4

      AND THATS HOW YOU PUSH A BUTTON

    • @austinkersey2445
      @austinkersey2445 3 роки тому +3

      "Do I look like a guy with a foot fetish?!"
      "Get off my bunions!"

    • @supercoolgamer1788
      @supercoolgamer1788 3 роки тому +1

      “Do not pray for easier life’s my friends pray to be stronger men”

  • @OasisMusicOfficial
    @OasisMusicOfficial 4 роки тому +118

    Tim: Complains about the tranzit characters having no personality
    The Shadows of Evil crew: "phew that was a close one"

    • @extranosense9553
      @extranosense9553 3 роки тому +10

      but whatta bout *JACKIE FUCKING VEEEEEE*

    • @Analog-1313
      @Analog-1313 3 роки тому +6

      KILL IT KILL IIIIIT, do we have any fire FIRE USUALLY KILLS THINGS

    • @mayo0006
      @mayo0006 3 роки тому +4

      YOu fUckiN tAlKin To mE?

    • @upsidesparks6827
      @upsidesparks6827 2 роки тому +2

      I SAID NO TOUCHING!

  • @600coyotes6
    @600coyotes6 5 років тому +147

    "My um uh character uh is um the uh um uh best character in um Shadows of um uh Evil"
    - Jeff Goldblum

  • @itscyan8343
    @itscyan8343 4 роки тому +16

    I think Stu is hilarious because of his line in buried: “OWWWWWW DA*NIT!!!! Agh that hurt! Someone should have put a sign up there!

  • @El-Masri
    @El-Masri 6 років тому +641

    WHERE IS MY VODKA

    • @SaiyanDemon
      @SaiyanDemon 6 років тому +5

      His 2nd wife is 😛 but the other ones ugh it makes the Apothicons look like a good date

    • @MrCodysVideos
      @MrCodysVideos 6 років тому +8

      You have lost your vodka privileges

    • @SaiyanDemon
      @SaiyanDemon 6 років тому +2

      Damn

    • @jivestheastronaut3159
      @jivestheastronaut3159 6 років тому +3

      Outside the map

    • @EvermoreUnicorn
      @EvermoreUnicorn 6 років тому +4

      @@SaiyanDemon his 4th wife was pretty but smelly.

  • @LOCOsnakeBITES
    @LOCOsnakeBITES 4 роки тому +80

    "K TO THE I TO THE A ZOMBITCH!"

    • @PumpyGT
      @PumpyGT 3 роки тому

      K I A MAGGOTSACK

  • @BrooksMT23
    @BrooksMT23 4 роки тому +103

    My top 2 quotes have to be:
    Nikolai: GET AVAY FROM MY VODKA!!
    Richtofen: *picks up a Max Ammo* “More time to play with my pretty ones”

    • @dood9191
      @dood9191 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite Nikolai line is:
      "What's that smell? Maybe I sharted."
      And my favorite Richtofen line is
      "I've run out of ammunition aah, waah, waah!"

    • @horiyahalgaraawi5749
      @horiyahalgaraawi5749 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite is Richthofens cry

    • @themedicalgamer6153
      @themedicalgamer6153 2 роки тому +2

      "JESUS go see some sunlight every once and a while!" - Dempsy

    • @Wage_gap_gaming
      @Wage_gap_gaming 2 роки тому +1

      More Time to play vith my pretty vones

  • @durbino9518
    @durbino9518 4 роки тому +10

    The “hey you”😂😂 Gotta love that Jessica Rose quote every time you play solo.

  • @josephpritzl4738
    @josephpritzl4738 5 років тому +172

    1:the CIA agents in town

  • @banjoacoustic
    @banjoacoustic 4 роки тому +76

    0:42 The Victis Crew
    3:13 Call Of The Dead Crew
    5:24 Shadows Of Evil Crew
    7:52 Five Cast
    10:18 Mob of the Dead
    12:28 The OG Crew

  • @evanwalsh6431
    @evanwalsh6431 4 роки тому +41

    Bro my fave Richtofen quote is when you get stamin up in Ascension and Moon he says: " Zis vil make me last longer!, did zat turn you on?" Had me in stitches 😂

    • @Be3stModeYT
      @Be3stModeYT 4 роки тому

      Ay we have same profile pic

    • @danielr2390
      @danielr2390 4 роки тому +2

      or when he gets the thunder gun and says, "If I'd made this it would have sucked and not blown"

  • @thegunnitgamer5716
    @thegunnitgamer5716 3 роки тому +13

    Let's be real here- Dempsey and Nikolai are 100% equals. They're both hilarious to listen to, both pretty interesting characters, both important to the story and both completely insane. Its beautiful, I love rolling either of them when starting a new round on any map they're in.

  • @randomnobody6521
    @randomnobody6521 6 років тому +237

    6:24 rip headphone users

  • @mysstal7216
    @mysstal7216 5 років тому +202

    Didn’t know misty had a pair of electro lights

    • @whyme3544
      @whyme3544 5 років тому +6

      I had hotdogs, melons, cream cheese, and grapes........Kroger’s is now the most dirty store

    • @chase6453
      @chase6453 5 років тому

      R/boneappletea

    • @DarkLordDVN
      @DarkLordDVN 5 років тому

      @@nautilus2587 r/whoooooosh

    • @jaysongrossi
      @jaysongrossi 4 роки тому

      I had that spoon radio ad

    • @takeurpills6024
      @takeurpills6024 4 роки тому

      [GFL]HD7934 ar slash

  • @ultragold1775
    @ultragold1775 4 роки тому +189

    Nobody
    Jessica rose: HEYYY YOU
    nobody
    Takeo: my honor

    • @ArgumentStarterr
      @ArgumentStarterr 4 роки тому +21

      Nobody: finds this format funny

    • @huh2626
      @huh2626 4 роки тому +11

      Nobody: laughted

    • @ddsDev
      @ddsDev 4 роки тому +3

      Creeper 😂

    • @sasquatch.8
      @sasquatch.8 4 роки тому +1

      @Creeper I laughed at what you said so hard because it’s true

    • @ultragold1775
      @ultragold1775 4 роки тому

      @@ArgumentStarterr ik =)

  • @TheShadowCrafter
    @TheShadowCrafter 3 роки тому +8

    “due to the fact she has a pair of-“
    “..knock it off Tank, kids play this game!”

  • @toadrage1498
    @toadrage1498 4 роки тому +91

    Best Russman quote
    “You touching me? No you ain’t touching me!”
    Love it

    • @jakehall7763
      @jakehall7763 4 роки тому +8

      I THINK I'M GETTING CATERAX! THIS IS A RESTAURANT, RIGHT!? *He says in a train station* lol!

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 роки тому

      @@jakehall7763 bus depot, but close

    • @jakehall7763
      @jakehall7763 4 роки тому

      @@Underworlder5 oh shit, that's right.

    • @evanlewis9313
      @evanlewis9313 4 роки тому +1

      tbh it’s the only one I remember

    • @sasquatch.8
      @sasquatch.8 4 роки тому

      @Evan Lewis same

  • @georgecross4100
    @georgecross4100 4 роки тому +312

    I feel like you have to separate Ultimis and Primis. They’re pretty much entirely different version. Ultimis were basically just racial stereotypes mostly for comic reasons. Primis is more in depth but I personally prefer Ultimis.

    • @meiser5198
      @meiser5198 3 роки тому +12

      Racial stereotypes? Your nationality isn’t your race

    • @chillwaffle8915
      @chillwaffle8915 3 роки тому +24

      @@meiser5198 ya it is the racist stereotype of a Russian livening vodka and an american who loves and uses a lot of the guns

    • @meiser5198
      @meiser5198 3 роки тому +14

      @@chillwaffle8915 So it’s racist if you make an American character that loves guns? Once again, your nationality isn’t your race

    • @chillwaffle8915
      @chillwaffle8915 3 роки тому +9

      @@meiser5198 yes that I’d racist and stereotypical

    • @MatthewCJoy
      @MatthewCJoy 3 роки тому +71

      @@meiser5198 Vodka loving Russian, Gun loving American, Asian who keeps talking about Honor, and a mad german nazi scientist. Dont act like they werent meant to be stereotypes and that you dont know that.

  • @kingkabal5581
    @kingkabal5581 6 років тому +27

    "Call of the dead played a small role in the story."
    YEAH MAN I WONDER WHERE THAT GOLDEN ROD CAME FROM

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension 5 років тому +7

      I bet Richtofen just had it shoved up his ass the whole time.
      All I remember of the COTD easter egg is getting vodka for Nikolai so I just assume that's the whole reason they went there.

  • @alifaisal2392
    @alifaisal2392 4 роки тому +15

    "I once tried to climb inside the pack a punch , hoping that it could perhaps enhance me.... I failed"
    Dr Edward Richtofen

  • @HBRO_04
    @HBRO_04 6 років тому +201

    We all new the C.D.C man was number #1

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 років тому +15

      What about the cia or prison guards

    • @krovii2976
      @krovii2976 6 років тому +4

      a7x is for grog interfacers and zer0s what about the guards

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 років тому +2

      @@krovii2976 they should be number 1

    • @Nathan-zl1ve
      @Nathan-zl1ve 6 років тому +11

      Blue Yoshi
      Exactly, no other characters could outmatch the power of the CDC.

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 років тому +3

      @@Nathan-zl1ve what about the soldiers from the ds version of zombies?

  • @arilution
    @arilution 4 роки тому +88

    “sarah michelle gellar is most known as buffy the vampire slayer.”
    *scooby-doo would like to know your location.*

    • @TheKirBoi
      @TheKirBoi 3 роки тому +1

      She was in scooby doo?

    • @karmiccosine9485
      @karmiccosine9485 3 роки тому +1

      the CIA wants tn know your location

    • @lowri1512
      @lowri1512 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheKirBoi she played Daphne

  • @zy_xells3654
    @zy_xells3654 5 років тому +26

    6:24 such an relaxing asmr part

  • @GnomeYoutube
    @GnomeYoutube 4 роки тому +2

    Tim: Misty might not be the daughter
    Also Misty in 2020: URAAA

  • @nolank9421
    @nolank9421 6 років тому +614

    Wait a damn minute, why are Primis and Ultimus not separate?

  • @tito9895
    @tito9895 5 років тому +73

    “Unfortunately, hE waS ASsAsinaTeD!!”

  • @richardlandgraf5962
    @richardlandgraf5962 4 роки тому +111

    I feel like at this point "Treyarch zombies only" is basically a rule for any real zombies fan.

    • @gregorysweet867
      @gregorysweet867 4 роки тому +4

      Even though I’m late I have to disagree with that because even though treyarch are better the non treyarch maps are good to only some of them but hey

    • @ShadowGaming26548
      @ShadowGaming26548 3 роки тому +1

      @Eric Dalton aw and ww2 yeah but iw was pretty good

  • @kanyepepper9977
    @kanyepepper9977 2 роки тому +16

    I’d love a Shawshank Redemption zombies map similar to Mob of the Dead. Imagine turning on the power with a crew consisting of Andy, Red, Captain Hadley, and Warden Norton

  • @darrel__621
    @darrel__621 4 роки тому +69

    Dempsey:” Player drop the chips I need ammo”

    • @alexdillon5414
      @alexdillon5414 4 роки тому +6

      If I don’t get more ammo, I’m gonna show up in your living room and have words with you. Or just say another ammo line

    • @edwingmurillo2068
      @edwingmurillo2068 4 роки тому +1

      Its pm ayer drop the chips i need ammo or were Going down

    • @edwingmurillo2068
      @edwingmurillo2068 4 роки тому +2

      Player

    • @pegasusfox0462
      @pegasusfox0462 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexdillon5414 get the hint!?

    • @devilspygaming4493
      @devilspygaming4493 3 роки тому +1

      yo zombies wanna try out my new gun

  • @freezy3739
    @freezy3739 5 років тому +230

    6:24 turn your volume to full I dare you

    • @robbiebell9023
      @robbiebell9023 5 років тому +8

      I did. With headphones. All I can say is XD

    • @Just_A_Dropout
      @Just_A_Dropout 5 років тому +2

      I REGRET NOTHING!

    • @Tiger-su3ip
      @Tiger-su3ip 5 років тому +2

      I REGRET NOTHING

    • @Nari_XP
      @Nari_XP 5 років тому +2

      My ears are used to it

    • @_-AaA-_.
      @_-AaA-_. 5 років тому +1

      I cant here

  • @joshuamoore3065
    @joshuamoore3065 4 роки тому +26

    Thank you, Tim, for yelling “10/10 would smash” for Sarah Michelle Gellar😂 that got my dad curious😂😂😂

  • @alexisramseur2969
    @alexisramseur2969 4 роки тому +12

    6:24 lol XD one of my favorite quotes

  • @masonward6937
    @masonward6937 6 років тому +42

    Fun fact:Albert convinced the others about the plane on April 1st.....

  • @scottlog6113
    @scottlog6113 6 років тому +22

    “Wha what’s this, I can see everything seems clear, I, feel good! “ “Oh no! He’s sober!”

  • @thetrippedup9322
    @thetrippedup9322 5 років тому +177

    My favourite three crews are:
    1. Ultimis
    2. Five
    3. Mob of the Dead

    • @ChaseThePinballWizard
      @ChaseThePinballWizard 5 років тому +4

      i hate ultimis richtofen. he is, way crazier

    • @trin9025
      @trin9025 5 років тому +3

      @@ChaseThePinballWizard it's not that he's crazier, it's just he gets more talkitive and it's kind of annoying lmao, but i don't mind him.

    • @jeronimosilva1712
      @jeronimosilva1712 5 років тому

      Fav 3: 3. OG crew.... pls no hate meh. 2. Shadows of Evil crew. Honorable mentions: Five, Mobsters, Tranzit. 1: (pls don’t go crazy when I say this spot............................ *sighs* welcome to 🇱🇷.) Call Of The Dead......................................................... Also, George Romaro is cool.....

    • @antoniotrarags6168
      @antoniotrarags6168 5 років тому

      gee bubs nah is much less sane then primos richtofen

    • @trin9025
      @trin9025 5 років тому

      @@antoniotrarags6168 yeah more like it

  • @dominohno9276
    @dominohno9276 2 роки тому +6

    I have no clue how or why, but Marlton used to be my FAVORITE character. I liked him more than anyone else and everyone else.

  • @flashbangjm6563
    @flashbangjm6563 6 років тому +527

    *10/10 WOULD SMASH!!!*

    • @HBRO_04
      @HBRO_04 6 років тому +11

      Jim Stewart yeah I'll play some smash ultimate too dude

    • @gavinsmom47
      @gavinsmom47 6 років тому +4

      @@HBRO_04 I'll play brawl

    • @bksupply8186
      @bksupply8186 6 років тому +4

      Amanda VanWinkle same bro best smash game ever i just bought it again like 2 months ago

    • @Silent.Heaven
      @Silent.Heaven 6 років тому +3

      Still in fucking tears 😂😂

    • @joel_okdasnsbbeb
      @joel_okdasnsbbeb 5 років тому +1

      @@gavinsmom47 SMASH BROS

  • @warden6808
    @warden6808 6 років тому +35

    I actually like Nikolai 2.0 the most, he's my personal favorite to play as

  • @zombies1x
    @zombies1x 5 років тому +69

    Who else likes T.E.D.D? He’s my fav character.

    • @Just_A_Dropout
      @Just_A_Dropout 5 років тому +2

      I love how Ted pranks everyone going toward that bus

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 5 років тому +2

      Huzzah! A man of quality!

    • @tinyspacepeople9384
      @tinyspacepeople9384 4 роки тому

      Who?

    • @76254r
      @76254r 4 роки тому

      Hell yes.
      "WERE ALL GONNA DIE! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! GOODBYE!
      oh- We made it."

  • @christophermartinez2175
    @christophermartinez2175 3 роки тому +3

    The best line from the magician guy on shadows is probably “When life gives you lemons, buy a fucking gun”

  • @direwolf8257
    @direwolf8257 5 років тому +35

    I was gonna wait till Richthofen wasn’t 1st and say “four tons of sorrow” but he was sooo

    • @BryanGarcia-kr8vx
      @BryanGarcia-kr8vx 5 років тому +4

      I allways hear that when killing a lot of zombies with a gernade

    • @TJ-wo9so
      @TJ-wo9so 4 роки тому

      Dire Wolf ra ta ta ra ta ta ra ta ta TAH!!!

  • @Mogojoegotube
    @Mogojoegotube 4 роки тому +16

    If I took a shot for the amount of times he said “badass” I’d be dead

  • @supertrooper3838
    @supertrooper3838 4 роки тому +43

    I thought you said, "You guessed it. Dr. N-word Rhichtofen.
    "

  • @RazorSparda
    @RazorSparda 3 роки тому +6

    Russman is the left for dead Coach of zombies, you gotta love him

  • @pdrider7918
    @pdrider7918 6 років тому +11

    jack vincent from shadows of evil is easily my top 3 character .. i like his style.. kind of a bad ass.. but the best thing about him is the fact that he is the man who arrested all the mob of the dead crew and sent to alcatraz

  • @the_honkler778
    @the_honkler778 6 років тому +71

    Marlton sounds like Robin from Teen Titans lmao

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 років тому +25

      That's because they have the same voice actor

    • @maxswerdlik4225
      @maxswerdlik4225 6 років тому

      \
      its the same voice actor lol

    • @alreadydead1692
      @alreadydead1692 5 років тому +1

      Omg

    • @fatigued9597
      @fatigued9597 5 років тому +2

      That's because the actor for Marlton also plays robin in teen titans go

    • @Dr.Steinman
      @Dr.Steinman 5 років тому +7

      Ok, I'm guessing none of you saw the first reply?

  • @redrum2528
    @redrum2528 6 років тому +32

    I wouldn't be surprised if you found their names on a grave stone in the cemetery on black out

    • @iathanks8548
      @iathanks8548 6 років тому

      the redrum show they are all characters in black out, though maybe only the Richthofen crew. Hope they add all the crews into black out but I know for sure the O.G are in it

  • @LeFisheboi
    @LeFisheboi 3 роки тому +4

    Remember Edward, you do not swallow if you do not want to
    When I chew, I only chew to secure a better tomorrow

  • @nukeurhouse12
    @nukeurhouse12 6 років тому +86

    Whenever I play Zombies! I always wish to spawn as Nikolai and Richtofen!

  • @thawnestix
    @thawnestix 5 років тому +74

    Top three for me:
    1. Primis Crew
    2. Ultimus Crew
    3. Mob Of The Dead Crew

    • @jackiessquirrel5508
      @jackiessquirrel5508 5 років тому

      CLout ChillZ ツ victis is better

    • @cleverpsyche115
      @cleverpsyche115 5 років тому +2

      @@jackiessquirrel5508 Victis sucks.

    • @polnajeff9035
      @polnajeff9035 5 років тому +1

      ULTIMUS is best

    • @rvwaebesa1553
      @rvwaebesa1553 5 років тому

      @@cleverpsyche115 fuck you

    • @difference3maker36
      @difference3maker36 5 років тому

      2KidzWithAChannel Random Videos! Calm down it’s his opinion I personally love victis I wish they got more maps but you have to accept there opinion

  • @nebula1923
    @nebula1923 6 років тому +7

    According to the zombies wiki, the five crew all survived

  • @jakeguerras_fan
    @jakeguerras_fan 3 роки тому +4

    “This little girl and her games, it’s a sign of bad parenting.” - Nikolai 1.0

  • @ykm4lk
    @ykm4lk 4 роки тому +54

    6:24 I HAD MY AIRPODS IN AT FULL VLUME

  • @ausclassy2997
    @ausclassy2997 5 років тому +8

    Tim: “He’s actually really funny”
    Castro: Am I a joke to you!

  • @PsychoBreak935
    @PsychoBreak935 5 років тому +26

    My number 1 favorite character of all time has to be Dempsey, both 1.0 & 2.0

    • @Leeeverett-bp2pj
      @Leeeverett-bp2pj 5 років тому

      PsychoBreak935 same

    • @Leeeverett-bp2pj
      @Leeeverett-bp2pj 5 років тому

      PsychoBreak935 my second favourite is Nikolai then jfk

    • @warridden
      @warridden 4 роки тому +2

      Yep Dempsey is badass and I love his origins intro he is funny and his relationship with Richthofen. He was the only person that wanted to get Richthofen out of the chair in blood of the dead

    • @shabsa442
      @shabsa442 4 роки тому

      PsychoBreak935 can’t forget 3.0

    • @Some_pankakes
      @Some_pankakes 4 роки тому

      @@shabsa442 TF

  • @thomasmoore8878
    @thomasmoore8878 4 роки тому +7

    "Nikolai can not die hey that rhymed" and my favorite one "you're dead now but you were dead before ah fuck you"