Patrice O'Neal on Movies 18 - Braveheart

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  • @robbiel8677
    @robbiel8677 6 років тому +496

    "i wouldnt take a hard pinch for the human race" LOL

    • @Overqualified1
      @Overqualified1 5 років тому +18

      Me neither. I wouldnt take a nipple twist to save any number of any of you.

    • @mexitalican99
      @mexitalican99 4 роки тому +4

      @@Overqualified1 thats the energy i need right now! like I wouldn't even take a brain freeze for any of you fuck bags 😂

    • @dsoccer241
      @dsoccer241 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂 classic Patrice

    • @sickturret3587
      @sickturret3587 2 роки тому +18

      wise words from a wise man.

    • @micxploed
      @micxploed 2 роки тому +3

      I was about to comment that exact phrase.

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 2 роки тому +69

    The thought of Patrice skipping through the Scottish highlands to the sounds of a James Horner soundtrack softens my heart.

  • @StannisTheMannis305
    @StannisTheMannis305 4 роки тому +173

    “Tell Longjeans I’m sorry!” 😂😂😂

  • @blickluke
    @blickluke 8 років тому +215

    "I wouldn't take a hard pinch for the human race" hahaha fucking love it

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 3 роки тому +68

    “Longjeans” lol Patrice is hilarious

  • @joaquinnunez2139
    @joaquinnunez2139 7 років тому +257

    I just picture big Patrice running through black areas with a sword. It cracks me up hahaha

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 4 роки тому +27

      let’s be honest, he ain’t running

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 3 роки тому +5

      @@AltCTRLF8 That made me spit out my soda ahahahahahaha

    • @portorock5227
      @portorock5227 3 роки тому +8

      @@AltCTRLF8 he will run if he ran into that It's Cold Outside guy

  • @coolcatdrummer
    @coolcatdrummer 2 роки тому +22

    Patrice was a national treasure. Would have loved to watch some of the classics with him

  • @shammy63
    @shammy63 7 років тому +79

    Tell Longjeans I'm sorry! LOOOOOOOOL

  • @sonofvenus1621
    @sonofvenus1621 4 роки тому +50

    This clip is a great clip to show someone the connection between Anthony & Patrice, it also shows how little opie adds to the show. This clip has so many layers

    • @ArchyB77456
      @ArchyB77456 Рік тому

      I think the close relationship between Anthony and Patrice was on another level.
      Not even saps like Bill Burr who claim to have been close with Patrice even though he couldn’t stand this ginger cunt and others like him who have excluded Anthony from Patrice’s benefit have the first fucking clue what it was like to have that kind of bond and chemistry that both of these men had. Videos like this puts it in to the proper perspective.
      Patrice had much more in common with Cumia then these benefit hijacker’s ever had. In fact if he was alive today he would have called every single one of these liberal sell outs out on the carpet. From all the stuff I’ve seen and heard with him on the show he couldn’t stand that shit.

    • @saladbreath607
      @saladbreath607 Рік тому

      Exactly!

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 Рік тому +1

      I mean, he added Ant, which was doubtless the best thing he ever did.

  • @ikilledrogerrabbit1479
    @ikilledrogerrabbit1479 8 років тому +146

    Dude, thank you so much for taking the time to do this... Patrice was just phenomenal

  • @ryanharris835
    @ryanharris835 8 років тому +62

    way to go Billy Nunez..watched all 18 of these...they are awesome!!

  • @tonyelliott5000
    @tonyelliott5000 8 років тому +83

    You're doing God's work, Billy. Keep up the great work.

  • @leoduke5311
    @leoduke5311 3 роки тому +54

    0:42 kills me every time 😂😂😂

    • @Indygenous
      @Indygenous Рік тому +7

      "THEM NINJAS RIGHT THERE!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MorganFreemanIsLife
    @MorganFreemanIsLife 7 років тому +20

    Keeping the spirit of Patrice and comedy alive. Keep up the good work, Billy.

  • @ManMonkey600
    @ManMonkey600 8 років тому +94

    I could watch the whole movie with these guys doing a running commentary like MSTK3000 and it would have been gold.

  • @chillwillfromtheville
    @chillwillfromtheville 3 роки тому +22

    "He killed the most!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @freitaskevin
    @freitaskevin 8 років тому +34

    I am beyond happy!!!!!!!! I've been looking for this Hard pinch/Long-Jeans clip forever. Thank you for this early Christmas present!!!!

  • @scottwilson6467
    @scottwilson6467 5 років тому +25

    ` That big prick i used to roll with his father `
    Haha Patrice! [ why did you have to leave us so early big guy ]

  • @rivereuphrates8103
    @rivereuphrates8103 2 роки тому +3

    The more I listen to his appearances the more I miss this guy. He was great, man.

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 8 років тому +26

    fucking love BraveHeart and Patrice Oneal

  • @thegamingkitchen8429
    @thegamingkitchen8429 7 років тому +22

    Rest with the king Patrice

  • @AM-ef6er
    @AM-ef6er 3 роки тому +17

    As I listen to this for the 300th time, let's raise one to a time when people could say whatever the fuck they wanted. Cheers friends

    • @xtina2189
      @xtina2189 2 місяці тому

      Cheers🍻🥲

  • @gamolly
    @gamolly 8 років тому +39

    I wanted him to go on about inglorious basterds

  • @mrsparkle001
    @mrsparkle001 7 років тому +20

    Longjeans was definitely one of the greatest assholes in cinematic history. I place him in the top movie villains of all time.

  • @MintyFreshTurds
    @MintyFreshTurds 2 роки тому +2

    I can't believe all these Patrice clips are over 10 years olds now and still as relevant as they were back then. RIP

  • @rhino3784
    @rhino3784 8 років тому +15

    Keep these coming. I've already watched all of them multiple times.

  • @lightsideendings5815
    @lightsideendings5815 2 роки тому +6

    I love Anthony's impression of Longjeans at 2:50, and how it's synced up to his mouth movements. lol.

  • @vikingblood6781
    @vikingblood6781 8 років тому +12

    This is how a O & A video should be.... When they're talking about something video & picture should be used REAL-TIME!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT IT RIGHT BILLY NUNEZ!

  • @Karter315
    @Karter315 2 роки тому +12

    1:44 - "Running through black areas" 😂😂😂 Yo that $hit is mad funny!!!

  • @mattkiwi222
    @mattkiwi222 8 років тому +18

    You're the best Billy Nunez!
    Please, please, please do a PLATOON episode!

  • @dal.890
    @dal.890 7 років тому +12

    Fantastic edit. It adds so much to their stories. Thank you.

  • @kudegra1147
    @kudegra1147 7 років тому +43

    Ol long jeans is at it again lmao

  • @vikingblood6781
    @vikingblood6781 8 років тому +14

    BRAVEHEART is LITERALLY THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL-TIME. WELL IF YOU'RE A MAN, A REAL MAN!

  • @michaelpipkin6130
    @michaelpipkin6130 6 років тому +2

    Thank you good sir for your dedication and time. But mostly for taste and timing. Your skill and time is appreciated.

  • @croysk
    @croysk 2 роки тому +7

    Shame we lost Patrice too soon. Tremendously funny guy.

  • @UnseenLive1
    @UnseenLive1 2 місяці тому

    That end soundbite is icing on the cake. Sounds like a violin/cello masterstroke

  • @xcalabur18
    @xcalabur18 Рік тому +1

    Brother, your editing was absolutely on point for this video. Bravo!

  • @cravenmoorehead6810
    @cravenmoorehead6810 8 років тому +7

    great stuff once again!!! thanks for uploading!!! long jeans.....LOL

  • @ScoundrelSFB
    @ScoundrelSFB 2 роки тому +2

    Your a genuine Saint for editing this. Bless you and thank you for taking the time to splice this together. *Long-Jeans*

  • @christophermartin5980
    @christophermartin5980 2 роки тому +2

    Miss Patrice. We really could use him right now

    • @ArchyB77456
      @ArchyB77456 Рік тому

      I think the close relationship between Anthony and Patrice was on another level.
      Not even saps like Bill Burr who claim to have been close with Patrice even though he couldn’t stand this ginger cunt and others like him who have excluded Anthony from Patrice’s benefit have the first fucking clue what it was like to have that kind of bond and chemistry that both of these men had. Videos like this puts it in to the proper perspective.
      Patrice had much more in common with Cumia then these benefit hijacker’s ever had. In fact if he was alive today he would have called every single one of these liberal sell outs out on the carpet. From all the stuff I’ve seen and heard with him on the show he couldn’t stand that shit.

  • @DrCroccer
    @DrCroccer 8 років тому +4

    Thanks for reuploading this mate

  • @Nukahwhat
    @Nukahwhat 7 років тому +7

    Ol longshanks is at it again

  • @Sweeptheleg83
    @Sweeptheleg83 Рік тому +2

    🤣 OMG, Long jeans. I'm dead. That is the funniest shit ever.

  • @9shrimptail
    @9shrimptail 8 років тому +3

    great editing man! thanks for these!

  • @Kenoji8
    @Kenoji8 4 роки тому +5

    LONGJEANS KILLED ME, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • @xavier3982
    @xavier3982 2 роки тому +6

    Laughed my ass off on the "hard pinch" quote, I gotta use that one day, R.I.P. Patrice.. but I love the actual movie clips of what these guys are talking about is edited in there.. great job cuz I didn't remember a lot of the things they spoke on exactly, better memory than me 😂

  • @offdacorner
    @offdacorner 7 років тому +3

    Longshanks was awesome in this movie.

  • @biomadnesstrip
    @biomadnesstrip 2 роки тому +3

    Braveheart must be one the crudest and coolest movie setting in medieval times.

  • @tymacdougall3140
    @tymacdougall3140 3 роки тому +3

    I used to roll with his father hahaha Patrice is a god

  • @lilsmith22
    @lilsmith22 5 років тому +1

    auto subbed when saw this channel u da best billy nunez

  • @stankface18
    @stankface18 6 років тому +8

    This nigga said long jeans lol

  • @stefanbernhard2710
    @stefanbernhard2710 7 місяців тому +2

    "I was in France fighting for your...future kingdom."

  • @browningautomatic2393
    @browningautomatic2393 2 роки тому

    GREAT VIDEO ! SUNDAY 6/19/22 JUNE 19, 2022

  • @GenericInternetter
    @GenericInternetter 2 роки тому +2

    1:29 lmfao "old long shanks at it again" hahahah

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 2 роки тому +1

    1:30 Another great "the henchmen are used to this shit" moment in movies: Lost Highway. When the guy speeds past the mobster flipping him off and his 2 goons in the backseat know that's the cue to buckle up.

  • @carlosdanger4648
    @carlosdanger4648 6 років тому

    It was on yesterday I watched it for a minute

  • @makerstudios5456
    @makerstudios5456 5 років тому +30

    Patrice is right about Jesus as long as you forget about the phenomenal cosmic powers. He could have clicked his Birkenstock’s together and turned the Romans to dust Thanos style. He chose to die horribly to save humanity from a silly rule that he himself created.

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, it's not a very well written story, once you think about it.

    • @Patton7790
      @Patton7790 3 роки тому +4

      His power came
      From his father. It’s funny because
      He could have brought down fire and brimstone upon these people.

    • @Sobieskicharge
      @Sobieskicharge 2 роки тому

      Lol you dummy maybe you should understand something before you critique it.

    • @ChesterPerry187
      @ChesterPerry187 2 роки тому

      @@Patton7790 he was his father. (Though actually Joseph was, assuming any of them actually existed)

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 2 роки тому

      @@snarkasticdouche3863 well if it wasn’t a very well written story it wouldn’t have survived all these centuries over and over

  • @julioacceus253
    @julioacceus253 7 років тому +5

    1:13 Oppie: "Fucking Patrice...."

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 5 років тому +1

      Julio Acceus that’s his typical contribution

  • @dimethedude
    @dimethedude 2 роки тому +1

    Long jeans lost me
    Ow my stomach hurts

  • @digitalelectronswebsolutio6524
    @digitalelectronswebsolutio6524 7 місяців тому +1

    0:39 effin patrice man lol

  • @beatsinmycrates
    @beatsinmycrates 8 років тому +11

    mel gibson the shit. havnt seen the new movie yet..

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 7 років тому

      Which one?

    • @stash.
      @stash. 7 років тому +2

      Jesus 2

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 7 років тому

      How the fuck would you see it if the freakin' script is not finished jet?! He's newest are Get the gringo, Blood father, Hacksaw ridge.

    • @beatsinmycrates
      @beatsinmycrates 7 років тому

      Dino Sabalić no stupid theres one theatres
      .i dont remember the name ..

    • @stash.
      @stash. 7 років тому

      Yeah! Jesus 2

  • @michaelscarn5416
    @michaelscarn5416 5 років тому

    Billy please make more

  • @LebronTraveled24
    @LebronTraveled24 5 років тому +12

    Longjeans 😂😂😂

  • @berbuck
    @berbuck 8 років тому +1

    i hope there's more material out there, these vids are awesome.
    god should have taken Orton instead.

  • @mariusstrmglendrange2411
    @mariusstrmglendrange2411 3 години тому

  • @joevingo4654
    @joevingo4654 2 роки тому +2

    Watch out for long jeans. Lol

  • @darkpurplesky6660
    @darkpurplesky6660 Рік тому +2

    Long jeans 👖

  • @fatalbrett
    @fatalbrett 7 років тому +3

    Lmfao needed that hahaha

  • @nathanrock8107
    @nathanrock8107 6 років тому +2

    It's called a mourning star or something like that.

  • @Mangaboy69
    @Mangaboy69 5 років тому +3

    Long jeans hahahaha

  • @ericsiggins254
    @ericsiggins254 5 років тому +1

    Braveheart had cars in a few scenes a white truck lol

  • @Lil5pic
    @Lil5pic 3 роки тому

    no one said the word nigga better than Patrice its too fuckng good it almost makes slavery worth it

  • @asddsdsssd
    @asddsdsssd 2 роки тому

    I will forever call Edward I longjeans from now on

  • @rolandbullock6444
    @rolandbullock6444 2 роки тому

    Jesus did die for the eternal freedom(life) of people 🙏 good point Patrice 🙂

  • @roberttulibacki7332
    @roberttulibacki7332 6 років тому +1

    I think i could follow a king named longjeans.lol

  • @andymcfly
    @andymcfly 2 роки тому

    Did Patrice ever speak on precious?

  • @carpetbomb8986
    @carpetbomb8986 7 років тому +1

    Sir Longjeans understood that gingers had no souls

  • @Ashtree81
    @Ashtree81 3 роки тому +3

    Long jeans xD

  • @jomeslice10
    @jomeslice10 Рік тому

    Which episode is it from though??

  • @mr.Swartz
    @mr.Swartz 7 років тому +5

    Jesus Christ is my Lord And Savior

  • @JeremiahRC5464
    @JeremiahRC5464 8 років тому +2

    funny stuff

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 4 роки тому

    1:43*********

  • @wojciechgrodnicki6302
    @wojciechgrodnicki6302 2 роки тому +1

    Colonel Hans Landa: the greatest douche is film history.

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 3 роки тому

    -----------------1:44********

  • @christophermirkovich7290
    @christophermirkovich7290 3 роки тому +1

    LONG JEANS

  • @tomben6180
    @tomben6180 2 роки тому +3

    Braveheart is so inaccurate it’s almost a comedy film

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 2 дні тому

      So it’s still fucking awesome

    • @tomben6180
      @tomben6180 2 дні тому

      @ Sure, if you don’t value history.

  • @1upliftmofopartyplan
    @1upliftmofopartyplan Рік тому +2

    patrices belief that english people are fearful of ginger scottish people because of historical conflict (braveheart) is so funny

    • @OrgBobaFret
      @OrgBobaFret 7 місяців тому

      😁 Just like he thinks that Jesus died on the cross because he said he believed in God when actually it was because he said he was the son of God😅 he's right tho even if Jesus was a regular dude he was the coolest hippie that was surrounded by chicks all the time - chicks with money too like that's how he funded his campaign and never had to work-

  • @kleeklee4572
    @kleeklee4572 2 місяці тому

    Brave heart is just as real as woman king lol 😂😂😂

  • @d.jparer5184
    @d.jparer5184 4 роки тому +3

    Lol everything patrice ever said about britain is pretty much wrong

  • @tampaphone99
    @tampaphone99 3 роки тому +1

    Opie adds absolutely nothing

  • @buckymyman9733
    @buckymyman9733 4 роки тому

    I thought Irish people were red heads not scottish

    • @SamHainScott
      @SamHainScott 3 роки тому +1

      10% of Irish, 6% of Scots

    • @campfortson4387
      @campfortson4387 2 роки тому +1

      both wrong, scots have more gingers per capita, period

    • @alexloomis2398
      @alexloomis2398 Рік тому +1

      What is it with folks? They're both Celtic people.
      The Scots are descendents of the Scotti. Irish migrants to Scotland.
      Of course there was also the Picts, etc. But historically speaking they've a shared culture and language.
      With the scots having a greater anglo-saxon and Norse influence.

    • @saladbreath607
      @saladbreath607 Рік тому

      Scots and Irish unite!

  • @jerrylewis788
    @jerrylewis788 2 роки тому

    Equating George Wallace with Jesus???

  • @RossKempOnYourMum01
    @RossKempOnYourMum01 5 місяців тому

    Rhe visyaks become less powerful when u think of them as Jackass performers

  • @daveyjones5702
    @daveyjones5702 2 роки тому

    jesus strong in his faith?
    dude i'm pretty sure that's a contractual obligation for him...

  • @jaycuthbert245
    @jaycuthbert245 2 роки тому +3

    "Englishmen are HORRIFIED of Scotsman"
    Erm, no we aren't Patrice. You don't have a clue my friend lol

    • @michaelvega3157
      @michaelvega3157 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah y’all kind of are actually 😂😂

    • @CDbiggen
      @CDbiggen 2 роки тому +2

      That's the only part of that whole clip I don't agree with, being English. If he means ginger haired people, yeah they got the piss taken out of them, or used to, but there's not this fear or whatever. But he's such a funny guy I don't even really think about that remark.

    • @kis005
      @kis005 2 роки тому

      Yeah this was funny as hell, but that bit ain’t true at all

    • @alexloomis2398
      @alexloomis2398 Рік тому

      Well, come to southern Appalachia and meet their ancestors.
      I bet you'll change your tune a bit.

    • @saladbreath607
      @saladbreath607 Рік тому

      I knew this comment would trigger the English!

  • @ShallowDepression
    @ShallowDepression 2 роки тому +1

    Today I learned we're scared of Scottish people lol.

  • @craigmoreland9569
    @craigmoreland9569 6 років тому +1

    So, JESUS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF? REALLY? HE IS GOD THE SON!

  • @piratesfan1995able
    @piratesfan1995able 6 років тому +1

    I hate brave heart

    • @APDaBaron
      @APDaBaron 5 років тому +8

      you bugging that shit was lit.

  • @KashetiesWarrior8923V
    @KashetiesWarrior8923V 2 місяці тому

    fucking funny!

  • @TrashDaddy629
    @TrashDaddy629 7 років тому

    Can ANYONE tell me where the audio of Patrice saying "Nigga!!" at the ends of these videos came from?
    I gotta find it. I gotta know what he was talking about at that moment.

    • @BillyNunez2
      @BillyNunez2  7 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/pa8iaWqYAls/v-deo.html