These virgins that buy thousands of dollars worth of skins can't keep a wife because she would pull out the AK-47 irl. Woman would go for 69,000 usd on market place
@@dolinskiwiktor but you have to find them around the map, you cant hit gaben himself, you have to find the weak spots and gaben knows where you are, even when youre shitting in a park at 4 am watching infographics show
@@betraid why in the fuck would you reply to my 3 year old comment, also I meant that by redeeming that many stars he would flood the market with skins from the collection
The PRO-Gamer Channel That is not from Gabens pocket. Gaben got 400$ + the cut and players who bought those items paid it and wait, Gaben got a cut of that too. So no Gaben was the biggest winner.
And Anomaly didn't break even either, with the 15% market cut from valve he lost 60+€ in fees and from the 420+€ he got back that ends up in ~360€ of return
@@aTypicalMushroom yup, but that's usual. My reply was because naive kids watching these kinds of videos end up thinking they can make money from the steam market, which is not the case.
@@mostrengo You probably didn't realise that he already cut 15% which ended him with 420 euro, at least when you're trying to act smart and act tough, use a sliver of brain power.
I always imagine the devs sitting with popcorn and a smile watching people gamble away their savings knowing full well they are gonna be making a profit xD
Imagine thinking 13,25€ isnt much... y'all get out with your moms credit card. I'm 15 and I don't spend my money on a useless battlepass for CSGO.. smh
@@bjorn.larsson imagine all these people who think they're better for being able to afford €13 battlepass without knowing anything about the person they're talking to..
@Ricky Of The Ranch i mean if he wont waste money on games why is he making clear for everyone "he can barely get one" he said **can** therefore he can barely afford one
Well I can bearly afford one, but I'll be going deeper into my overdraft... Which is already looking pretty shit. And ya, sadly I was let go from my last job (company cut backs) and have found it very difficult to get another.
Bro it popped out in recommending once again after 4 years of video coming ou tand I f*cking snapped when you said Gungnir costs 750€ when it's 7k$ FT 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't believe that skins are rising in pirce that much
@@eliass2548 Nothing to woosh here the initial comment is just bad. Anomaly is a fuccin multimillionaire and in addition to that he profited. Making such a joke when he spent "only" 400€ isnt fitting at all especially because he got that juicy profit and it isnt very funny either imo, so fuck you
Last time:
The lady's probably gonna be the cheapest
This time:
The lady is the most expensive
I think it joke about women prostitution
@@mrbenjiboy9527 you have experience thx to your mom?
The White Knight Nah, experience with your mom B)
@@manwe1532 that was uncalled for.
@@manwe1532 and here you go , 50 cents .
"Anomaly gambles in order to win a woman to sell on the steam market"
Dying hahhaahha
Isn't that how it works in casinos?
I selled my wife for internet connection
These virgins that buy thousands of dollars worth of skins can't keep a wife because she would pull out the AK-47 irl.
Woman would go for 69,000 usd on market place
@Måns Hellgren 9C im global elite 2
*BIG PROFIT*
- Gets like 22$ profit
Atleast it’s profit.
Ugg a bit of profit + lots of fun = big profit
U gotta remember nearly everything is gonna raise in price
You spend all that money on stuff and gain money, that’s really worth it
He got alot of profit from the video honestly
Next character skin: "Kongo child soldier"
Rarity: Grey
It's fine valve pm me if you like my idea.
you gonna extract him
@@ayylmao9697 don't hurt the child soldiers, boss
Nils Skog should be a red one since the hitbox is much smaller
@@M1ch43l33 Yea but they are weak and get really slow when carrying a big gun
Next character skin: "48 year man from somalia"
Rarity: red. 2
Nobody:
Analmolly: *Michael Syphilis*
analmolly
Analmolly? xDD
XDDDDDDDD
@@yotuu7394 haha becz00nia
OH MY GOD I AM NOT OK HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cinquedea: "Oh wooow 44$!!! Huge profit!"
2021 Cinquedea: literally 1000$
wild lotos bs was 100 euros:(. These ak is good even bs version there is only mag is shit
@@lukash9nk010 its just for the tradeup to Prince that makes the Mag7 desireable.
@Mister Toscano bruh lmao
11:22 thats the most depressing ya yeet ive ever heard
I can actually visualize his face while saying that lol
he's like "roses are red, memes are neat, I want to die, lmao yeet"
he is like eating a donut shaped cucumber sitting on a can doing black flip
@@iamkestrel wtf is a black flip?
@@stornyaisimson5501 *an alternative ending which make a black hole*
@@stornyaisimson5501 the world
everyone: "the pass is not worth it and way too expensive"
Anomaly: Hold my supreme kayak
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Anomaly: "Hi guys, Anomaly here!"
Storm Buerstad not funny at all just cringe
Storm Buerstad you missed the joke
@@emmabuerstad4114 shut the fuck up
Bahahaha
"He is very cheap" - Anomaly the person trafficker
Imagine profiting off Gaben in 2019 😂
Garnet imagine gaben was a playable player model
1 billions xD
@@tgnm9615 too many hitboxes XD
That s Big joke XD
@@dolinskiwiktor but you have to find them around the map, you cant hit gaben himself, you have to find the weak spots and gaben knows where you are, even when youre shitting in a park at 4 am watching infographics show
“My heart is kinda beating still” - Anomaly 2019
Lmao read this the same exact time as he said it lmao
Deadpoppin idiot😂
12:07 And now that skin worth around 320$... I think whoever wrote it was right xd
Field tested 158 euros
Darius Daryx he might not use euros
@@vaughn2353 Anomaly uses euros
@@darius5050 im talking about the guy who said the price changed... i obviously know anomaly uses euros
@@vaughn2353 well 320 is about 290€ so still not
CS: Michael Syfers
Anomaly: Michael Syphilis
14:10
Strandyaboi yeah... we saw that in the video
@@SidlPunt coulda easily not noticed
Anomaly: *DO YOU SEE THIS MONEY?*
2 minutes later
*NOW YOU DON'T*
Is this a shaco joke just curious
Cringiest comment so far
@@SkarnerDaddyPlaylists lmao you gotta chill
@@SkarnerDaddyPlaylists I don't doubt that
@@SkarnerDaddyPlaylists You sound like a little 15 year old that uses the word cringy to describe every single event in his life
holy i get recommended this video now, the mag7 alone nowadays is worth like 450€ crazy to see the prices back then
Anomaly: single handedly lowering the prices of skins on the market by buying 1000 battle pass stars
Thank you anomaly!!!
lowering? if people buy skins they grow in price lol.
@@betraid why in the fuck would you reply to my 3 year old comment, also I meant that by redeeming that many stars he would flood the market with skins from the collection
@@betraid that's not how that works
@@gavinblakeston9456 It wont affect the market either way, this is a drop in the ocean.
Battle pass in csgo: Exists
Anomaly's bank account: a d i o s
edit* how tf did he make profit
Nathaniel Ho steam: V E R Y N I C E
He somehow made profit tho
he bitcoin miner
@@misterkoen2002 sold prob the skins he got at the last tiers prob for alot
Gaben:No...this is not how you’re supposed to play the game
"Oh, YES YES I got a lady" - Virgin Anomaly
Fuck i thought i commented without remembering lmao
This is like CSGO’s version of storage wars
lol but you can't peek inside the storage
@@opposite342 in France you can
And you'll almost never make profit
Indeed.
Hami lmfao
14:10 "The only ones I didn't get was the Enforcer, Osiris and Michael Syphilis." LMAO
was looking for this comment
@@hallo5200 same
seeing the gungnir and the wild lotus on the steam market for those prices just feels so wrong
i cant even see them on the steam market anymore since nobody in their right mind would list them on there
*Anomaly* : Gets more money back from gaben than he spent for him
*Everynone* : You did it you sick fucc
The PRO-Gamer Channel
That is not from Gabens pocket. Gaben got 400$ + the cut and players who bought those items paid it and wait, Gaben got a cut of that too. So no Gaben was the biggest winner.
And Anomaly didn't break even either, with the 15% market cut from valve he lost 60+€ in fees and from the 420+€ he got back that ends up in ~360€ of return
Luis Antunes then he makes profit on videos like this
@@aTypicalMushroom yup, but that's usual. My reply was because naive kids watching these kinds of videos end up thinking they can make money from the steam market, which is not the case.
@@mostrengo You probably didn't realise that he already cut 15% which ended him with 420 euro, at least when you're trying to act smart and act tough, use a sliver of brain power.
Anomaly 2016: OOOOOMMMMGGGGGGGG EG FIKKKKK DEEEM
ANOMALY 2019: oooh okey
The autism is fading away
@@faiqkhan7545 We MUST stop it at all costs
well he did stop drinking a bunch of energy drinks so he’s not as hyped anymore
Well I am norwegain
@@logan-gf7vv now he has to drink beer
I guess he made a profit but still was kind of disappointing.
It isnt a profit, he has to wait a week to sell, by then prices have plumeted, and also steam fee's, he lost probably 200 bucks i would guess
Captain_Coleslaw oh well that sucks. Even more disappointing then.
@@Captain_Coleslaw why does he has to wait 1 week to sell?
LiinGaming there is no cooldown for selling, there is only the 7 das tradeban for the items. Sold my Shattered Web case directly after getting it
@@Captain_Coleslaw man, just activate your account..
“Professor SHAAAHMAAAT” LMFAO
Look at that, it’s Dracula
Ah yes professor shat
*Y*
He read like on the Dictator movie 😂
Shahmat = checkmate
*He just called me poor for 15 minutes*
us*
I'm rich
"For being poor"
RapidHmsta 6241 no
@@lethal2211 but its true
*wHo iS nE?!*
14:13 Michael Syphilis :OO
AHhha i also noticed and was like why is none writing about it
@@bludlud1765 ahh man i laught my ass off :)))))))))))))))))))
pin this comment. im still laughing.
I finally found someone else who found it!!!
Taky jsem si všiml :)
Anomaly: I bought 1000 battle pass levels
Mr. Muhlik: Im about to end this man's whole career
Ebin juddu
Torilla tavataan
New Operation drops
Anomaly’s wallet: *Aight Imma head out*
vLonix stolen comment get tf out
But he profited
vLonix stolen noob
Aight Imma head out is for normies. Use *Adios*
Undeserved likes
”You Can också see here”
5:22 when Im not friendzoned for the first time of my life
Lmao yea
"my heart is kinda beating still" well yeah that is how hearts work
Unless they dont work
I always imagine the devs sitting with popcorn and a smile watching people gamble away their savings knowing full well they are gonna be making a profit xD
While I struggle to even afford the battle pass, anomaly out here buying 1000+stars(he bought even more on stream)
Mikyle Gabriel it’s 13€ bro, get a job
You're struggling to spend 13€? Get a damn job dude.
Imagine thinking 13,25€ isnt much... y'all get out with your moms credit card. I'm 15 and I don't spend my money on a useless battlepass for CSGO.. smh
@@bjorn.larsson imagine all these people who think they're better for being able to afford €13 battlepass without knowing anything about the person they're talking to..
@@shaz8246 true
Letter "O" exist
Anomaly: L U T U S, W U L F
SO FUUNY
It is like ö, pronounced ou
He is swedish so he cant speak like an English native bro
CrafterSon he probably knows that but it’s still funny
CrafterSon lol he sounds russian
"Michael Sifilis"
That caught me offguard lmao
Syphilis*
Last video: "I bet she will be the cheapest." "I don't want to play as grandma FBI."
Next video: *mwaaa* ❤️
Michael Syfers...
More like Michael Syphilis
-Anomaly 2019
Deadpoppin ok
ок
You can hear the "Yah Yeet" slowly turning into a more depressed tone after hitting 1,000 lmfaoo
The reason why the lady is expensive because she has the ability to hold kitchen better than anyone
hold kitchen? tf?
Mirage B aps
Anomoly already made the joke in another video
@@Tactify24 You cant understand the joke, do you?
@@hypnotiko took me a second tbh, nothing to be giving someone shit for if they dont make the link straight away
New rule: if you get Special Agent Ava you have to rename her "The Lady".
More like the machine
The sandwich maker
"and because i have a crippling gambling addiction" hey atleast ur honest xDDDD subbed bro
"Muhlik" is an Arabic word meaning : "the one to destroy"
Killer in other words........
the one to destroy his wallet
@@amirmiro789 I think killer is more subtle and accurate
@@coins_png ok man
Heart: exists
Anomaly: My heart is kinda beating (14:46)
this is probably the most idiotic comment ive ever seen
he forgot to count, he still makes like 8 euro from cases each time he buys
He probably calculated that
Me: Can bearly buy a £5 basilisk skin.... Anomaly: 1,000 stars will do for now
You don't have 5 pound???
@Ricky Of The Ranch i mean if he wont waste money on games why is he making clear for everyone "he can barely get one" he said **can** therefore he can barely afford one
Well I can bearly afford one, but I'll be going deeper into my overdraft... Which is already looking pretty shit. And ya, sadly I was let go from my last job (company cut backs) and have found it very difficult to get another.
10:40 wtf u got scamm'd of 3 levels
Lol yeha
The lady did hold the market and kitchen quite well.
Gaben: How many Mr.Mahlik you want ?
Anomaly: NEEEEEI
*Anomaly buys 1000 levels for the battle pass*
Gaben: STONKS
Crazy how Gungnir costs 12k now..
yea i wish i had the money back then to buy one 🥲
If you continue with the selling video it would be awesome!
ok
ok
ok
0:06 totally didn’t wait 30 minutes to start video for this joke...
WOW. flash back to when AWP Gungnir Factory new was only for 770 euros now it is around 14K
My ”dad” got the Gungnir, thats insaaaane
Bro it popped out in recommending once again after 4 years of video coming ou tand I f*cking snapped when you said Gungnir costs 750€ when it's 7k$ FT 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe that skins are rising in pirce that much
No one:
Anomaly: 14:13 *Michael Syphilis*
useless nobody
oof, penis hurt
useless comment
Watching 3 years later... true that the mag 7 is now 400 euro -1k?
The gungnir was 700 euro back then. Now it’s fuckin 10.000 euro
700 euro gungnir!! times have changed god dammm
Gabe: His name is Michael Syfers
Anomaly: Michael Syphilis
This comment is directly above the original comment you copied.
And this is why microtransactions will never go away
I like how anomaly just goes "oh that red one is really cheap" while I'm trying to manage my spendings on csgo and for me that's rly expensive
16 minutes of Anomaly being *REALLY* good at estimating
when Anomaly said "Michael Syphilis", I got chest pains from laughing too long.
rip
Its not even morning yet and Anomaly has already spent his life savings for in game items
you know anomaly makes roughly 10 000$ per youtubd video right?
Mario
r/whooosh
@@eliass2548 Nothing to woosh here the initial comment is just bad. Anomaly is a fuccin multimillionaire and in addition to that he profited. Making such a joke when he spent "only" 400€ isnt fitting at all especially because he got that juicy profit and it isnt very funny either imo, so fuck you
Anomaly 2 videos ago: tHe NeXt TiMe I dO tHiS wOn’T bE aT 2Am
Anomaly this video: oooo its 4:20
Well its wasn't 2AM
“Wait! I got the mag-7 sphincter” - anomaly 2019
Cs comunity: "we want a new operation""
Gaben: "so team fortress 3 is noe in proces"
learn do spell god damn
@@syynimaa9562
U need to lern how to spel
”Michael syphilis” anomaly - 2019
seeing this video 3 years later i hate myself for not buying the gungnir for 700$ :/
nobody:
analmolly: canÀÃÁÂĀls collection.
Simon “analmolly”
kanals
каналс
"Barely any profit" -- Uploading this video alone probably covered the cost...
The mag-7 today is worth $600+
Seeing fn gungnir at 700€ makes me cry
@@PerSixPlus 10k euros cash value
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Anomaly at 4.20 AM:
"I had this crazy idea in the middle of the night to buy 1000 csgo battlepass levels"
And gets profit of 420€
4:20*
Chris these comments are so unoriginal Jesus Christ
useless nobody
@@bellywf5033, no, his profit is 20€.
Just a little update: that Mag 7 Skin is now worth 800€! absolutly insane development
Anomaly: OH YES, YES, I GOT THE LADY
god damn the skins were cheap back then
"My heart is kinda beating, still" lmao same
13:16
read the sticker, wich comes up as Anomaly says "oh no"
Uh oh my frend
not a sticker
It's okay he cannot read.
"Two times MCoy" MY MAN forsenCD ✌
Anomaly: oh we got 22$ profit.
15%
commission: i am about to end this man's whole career.
Keep these coming love the cs content
The thing is like a mil people have seen his god knows how people tried this thinking easy money then the deflated price makes them loose money
hes rich, he doesnt give a shit, go cry somewhere else
@@xxmefju2162 lmao alright prick
@@xxmefju2162 wtf
I'm pretty sure this guy devalued all the agent skins from getting this many
14:13 “Michael Syphilis”
No one:
Anomaly: Wild Lootus
9:35 so funny shirpotreb :D
I abe happy when see how u open this gun in overview :DDD
No sponsor to pay for the tiers? Anomaly you legend!
"YES YES I GOT A LADY" - Anomaly
CS GO: Let's add battle pass points
Fortnite: *Am I a joke to you*
9:00 The Mag--7 Cinquedea Factory new costs 1 021,85 euro at the time of typing this lmao
His was field tested which id about 600€
Slingshot looks LIKE anomaly wtf😂
verry cool vid bro, u deserved 2.6 Mio subs - GGzz
Whoever cropped this was probably blindfolded
I mean technically he made a bit less, since the pass itself is 13 euros
And the steam fees, with the steam fees he is getting around 370 euros.
He probably dont sell those items at steam market which has tax
@@domondz12-x5v he does
@@domondz12-x5v ofc he did. He cant trade it and these items are losing value by the minute
on context cs2 stash says Cinquedea is now worth from 600-1.4k euro
i legit thought this was anomaly giving 100 tiers battle pass to 10 people in fortnite what the hell
Rember when the gungnir was only 700euro?