Naughty Book Reading by Real Portuguese House Wives

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 161

  • @cristinaf3844
    @cristinaf3844 4 роки тому +26

    Omg the amount of times my mom referred to someone as coitadinha which sounds empathic but is really just shit talk 🤣

    • @ThePortugueseKids
      @ThePortugueseKids  4 роки тому +1

      Facts lol

    • @bradleyheath7277
      @bradleyheath7277 3 роки тому

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      I was dumb forgot my account password. I would appreciate any assistance you can give me.

    • @malikchris9786
      @malikchris9786 3 роки тому

      @Bradley Heath instablaster ;)

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      @bradleyheath7277 3 роки тому

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    • @bradleyheath7277
      @bradleyheath7277 3 роки тому +1

      @Malik Chris It did the trick and I actually got access to my account again. Im so happy!
      Thanks so much, you saved my ass!

  • @Loris360
    @Loris360 4 роки тому +11

    Only 7.5 minutes in and I am dying over here. I literally have tears coming down my face and can't catch my breath. Damn Brenda's beaver. That thing is so scary. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juliemotaoreilly1206
    @juliemotaoreilly1206 3 роки тому +4

    I totally love you guys. You are so talented, creative and your comedy is brilliance at its best. Keep it coming! You guys are ready for primetime tv. You guys remind me of my American Portuguese cousins from New Bedford Massachetts. I am pure Portuguese lady with both parents from St. Miguel - first generation Canadian. - Toronto Ontario Canada. I married a munchie cake - what a mistake. Now i am with a portuguese man also he born in Canada. My new Portuguese partner also married a non-portuguese and now we have each other. Life is sweeter with a Portuguese lover. Nobody makes love better than the Portuguese.

  • @bellacacheco5044
    @bellacacheco5044 4 роки тому +8

    OMG hilarious! More Portuguese House Wives please. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you from Texas🤠

  • @suzannejanke1588
    @suzannejanke1588 4 роки тому +6

    I’m Italian and from a Rhode Island 💕💕💕💕. Love you guys!

  • @lja64
    @lja64 4 роки тому +12

    I have not laughed this hard in a very long time. OMG you guys are crazy.

  • @nightengale2123
    @nightengale2123 3 роки тому +3

    This video came up in my feed today and am dying laughing!! I don't have a drop of Portuguese blood in me but can appreciate your humor having worked at CMH ER in Fall River for many years.You guys are great!!

  • @MinaLobo
    @MinaLobo 4 роки тому +5

    😆 😂 🤣 Among my family members, we say "Coi-TAAAAAAAAHHHHH-da," and yes, we all drag out that second syllable. I'm 1st generation American but my parents are from Fermentelos, near Aveiro. Viva Portugal! And VIVA REAL PORTUGUESE HOUSEWIVES!!! 🇵🇹 🍷 🌰 🥜 🐿️

    • @cristinaribeiro8950
      @cristinaribeiro8950 4 роки тому +1

      Also 1st American generation from Aveiro!

    • @MinaLobo
      @MinaLobo 4 роки тому

      @@cristinaribeiro8950 Olá! 👋🏻

    • @pmartins426
      @pmartins426 4 роки тому +1

      So cool. My parents are also from Fermentelos!

    • @MinaLobo
      @MinaLobo 4 роки тому

      @@pmartins426 Small world!

  • @juliebusch6839
    @juliebusch6839 4 роки тому +9

    My maiden name is Gomes. My mother' family is from Madeira and Sao Miguel and my father's family is from Madeira. I am on the board of our DES club here in Colorado Springs, CO! I carry the Madeira flag each year in the Festa parade. ❤️❤️❤️ (except this year 😩)

    • @ThePortugueseKids
      @ThePortugueseKids  4 роки тому +3

      Once things settle down we’ll have to make our way out to your area!

    • @julgomesbus
      @julgomesbus 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThePortugueseKids That would Be AWESOME!!

    • @WillieUnvlkan
      @WillieUnvlkan 2 дні тому

      Hi Julie 🥰 Good evening. I hope my comment didn't sound as a form of privacy invasion your comment tells of a wonderful woman with a beautiful heart which led me to comment I don't normally write in the comment section but I think you deserve this complement. If you don’t mind can we be friends? Thanks God bless you….🌺🌺🌺

  • @susanrobinson408
    @susanrobinson408 4 роки тому +8

    You look like you are having so much fun!! Fernanda looks smashed!! This was hysterical!!

    • @WillieUnvlkan
      @WillieUnvlkan 2 дні тому

      Hi Susan 🥰 Good Morning. I hope my comment didn't sound as a form of privacy invasion your comment tells of a wonderful woman with a beautiful heart which led me to comment I don't normally write in the comment section but I think you deserve this complement. If you don’t mind can we be friends? Thanks God bless you….🌺🌺🌺

  • @CarlosPacheco
    @CarlosPacheco 4 роки тому +5

    “I don’t know if SATA goes that way” LOLOL!!!

  • @paulamilheiras3479
    @paulamilheiras3479 2 роки тому +3

    Queridas, I haven't laughed this hard in eons, and there goes my clean cuecas. Your videos should come with a warning: we recommend you wear Depends while watching this video.
    Love you guys.

    • @WillieUnvlkan
      @WillieUnvlkan 2 дні тому

      Hi Paula 🥰 Good Morning. I hope my comment didn't sound as a form of privacy invasion your comment tells of a wonderful woman with a beautiful heart which led me to comment I don't normally write in the comment section but I think you deserve this complement. If you don’t mind can we be friends? Thanks God bless you….🌺🌺🌺

  • @jayalmas3789
    @jayalmas3789 4 роки тому +3

    Omg u guy have no idea how much I died watching this 🤣🤣🤣 my boss was like hey what’s so funny I’m like watch it yourself so after work I showed him and he lost it Lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ThePortugueseKids
      @ThePortugueseKids  4 роки тому +1

      That’s awesome! Thank you Jay!!

    • @jayalmas3789
      @jayalmas3789 4 роки тому

      The Portuguese Kids your welcome guys keep making grate content

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk 2 дні тому

      Hi Jay good morning how are you doing?

  • @sheilathomas1512
    @sheilathomas1512 4 роки тому +2

    The story of the Beaver is to die for 😅

    • @sheilathomas1512
      @sheilathomas1512 4 роки тому

      I'm South African Portuguese. The Portuguese part is from Alentejo.

  • @Jaylee926
    @Jaylee926 4 роки тому +3

    LOL I love seeing you guys break character 😂💀

  • @lizfaria-pappas1198
    @lizfaria-pappas1198 4 роки тому +3

    OMG! I’m dying of laughter watching this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cia02740
    @cia02740 4 роки тому +4

    I was laughing so hard you ladies are so funny 🤣

  • @sandraalmas7803
    @sandraalmas7803 3 місяці тому

    You "Ladies" are hysterical! Loved the stories! I was born - raised & live in Kentucky. My Father was from Tiverton Four Corners - Medeiros - Cotta - Almas... Ancestors are from Azores - Lisbon. One day I hope to visit there. I love RI & MA & hope to visit in October - my Birthday. Haven't been there since 2007. ❤❤❤️

  • @lisafriend7993
    @lisafriend7993 4 роки тому +5

    Hilarious! What I would change about my husband … he’s still breathing.

  • @porkypine2
    @porkypine2 4 роки тому +4

    OMG I can't breath with that beaver story! Grandpa is from Terceira! And the family moved from Terceira to Providence, RI to San Gregorio, California. (San Francisco Bay Area) You know... You guys will have to say a few Ave Marias after those stories.. ;)

  • @Busker1001
    @Busker1001 4 роки тому +3

    I needed this laugh tonight!!!! Hilarious!!!

  • @maggie1253
    @maggie1253 4 роки тому +3

    Born and raised up to 13 yrs old in Ponta Delgada. In the USA for 42 years. Living in the beautiful State of Nebraska with an amazing Midwesterner. You guys are hilarious. My husband is American and he lovesssssss you guys and so do I. I just cannot believe how right on you guys are with stuff about our culture. I love it!!!!!! Oh and what would I change about my husband??? Hmmm I wish I could make him watch me eat a big fish head, eyes and all 🐟, and the crap inside of a crab shell mixed with beer 🦀 🍺. Both are still in progress for the past 19 years. 😂

    • @ThePortugueseKids
      @ThePortugueseKids  4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for sharing that! (And thanks for making us hungry!)

    • @msmreviews8408
      @msmreviews8408 4 роки тому +1

      MY lord! Portuguese people are everywhere: I thought they only existed in NJ, NY and CA. If you are portuguese, let me know your state. Let me know too if you were born in Portugal or in the states. ♥️🇵🇹

    • @maggie1253
      @maggie1253 4 роки тому +2

      MSM reviews born in Ponta Delgada Acores. Living in Nebraska but moved from Rhode Island.

    • @msmreviews8408
      @msmreviews8408 4 роки тому

      Maggie that is fascinating ? Margarida?

    • @maggie1253
      @maggie1253 4 роки тому

      MSM reviews yes Margarida and Guida for short with some of my siblings (10 of them that is)

  • @FlordosAcores
    @FlordosAcores 4 роки тому +1

    vinho e pintando, plezzzzzzz! Olga e Fernanda, Viva Fallll reeeva ❣️❣️

  • @Stitchingdiva328
    @Stitchingdiva328 4 роки тому +2

    Omg too funny!! My husband is lazy he's not Portuguese.

  • @bunk3675
    @bunk3675 4 роки тому +2

    My hubby is the best cause he's Portuguese.

  • @joannevargasbartley8289
    @joannevargasbartley8289 3 роки тому +2

    Saying "hellos" you guys are spot on. Love it!

  • @beachgirl9823
    @beachgirl9823 4 роки тому +1

    OMG! I’m dying. The accent sounds like the ppl from Azores - am I correct? So funny.

  • @alexandracabral3611
    @alexandracabral3611 4 роки тому +1

    I'm a Portuguese woman from Funchal, Madeira but live in the UK 🇵🇹🇬🇧 I wish I had a husband ❤️

  • @JBruxinha
    @JBruxinha 4 роки тому +3

    GPS!!! You guys are just the funniest!

  • @juliantorres5138
    @juliantorres5138 4 роки тому +5

    This video is great so far. Keep up the good work. Muito bom! 🇵🇹

  • @stargazer0001
    @stargazer0001 4 роки тому +4

    I loved this!!! More please!!!

  • @dopaminey9946
    @dopaminey9946 4 роки тому +4

    One thing I would change about my husband? His family.
    Where else would I get to listen to a poem about a woman's beaver? I kept waiting for it be about the animal beaver, but of course it was about a 'puta'. Hello from Canada, born in Pico, Azores.
    I want to go hiking and the beach.

  • @aldajesus1648
    @aldajesus1648 4 роки тому +4

    You guys are so good at what you do lol

  • @monicamaiato4403
    @monicamaiato4403 3 роки тому +1

    I love this and I am Portuguese

  • @carolmedeiros7480
    @carolmedeiros7480 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the wonderful humor! I am stuck in bed from a foot surgery.

  • @unperson5713
    @unperson5713 4 роки тому +5

    "... she should have a mask before corona" Burn!
    I don't Facebook, I appreciate your posting here as well.

  • @user-fb8mt3sw9w
    @user-fb8mt3sw9w 2 місяці тому

    Queridas, you have me hurting in the face laughing so hard. Por o amor de Deus. It's all minhas tias juntinhas. Porra. I love it!

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk 2 дні тому

      Hi Gibran good morning how are you doing? It’s nice coming across you.

  • @magdalenha5652
    @magdalenha5652 4 роки тому +1

    Obrigadas!!! One of the best shows! Fernanda needs an intervention!!! I'm from Moitas Venda!!!

  • @mamap3948
    @mamap3948 3 роки тому +1

    My parents are from azores and l was born in Montreal,Quebec. I married a Brazilian, my husband will always be my Brazilian nut😂🤣l love watching your channel, l die of laughter every single time🤣😂😆

    • @WillieUnvlkan
      @WillieUnvlkan 2 дні тому

      Hi Mama🥰 Good Morning. I hope my comment didn't sound as a form of privacy invasion your comment tells of a wonderful woman with a beautiful heart which led me to comment I don't normally write in the comment section but I think you deserve this complement. If you don’t mind can we be friends? Thanks God bless you….🌺🌺🌺

  • @margaretxxx9964
    @margaretxxx9964 2 роки тому +1

    I love these Portuguese Kids they are so funny

  • @fatimadafonte7699
    @fatimadafonte7699 4 роки тому +5

    Tell me "PB" 's.....can I buy Tony's nuts on Shopportuguese.com??😄😃
    Looking forward to the "C" Painting"🤣😂
    Lots of love from a Madeira beeva😊 in Cape Town, South Africa 💕😁

    • @fatimadafonte7699
      @fatimadafonte7699 4 роки тому +1

      Ooopps....DIVA.....NOT beeva🤣😂

    • @ThePortugueseKids
      @ThePortugueseKids  4 роки тому

      LMAO your auto correct made the comment interesting! Thanks for tuning in! 🤣

  • @dianepancel-pierce4478
    @dianepancel-pierce4478 4 роки тому +2

    One thing I would change is pick up your quecas! Lol

  • @vickitimoteo9072
    @vickitimoteo9072 4 роки тому +10

    I wish I had a Husband to complain about :)

    • @Jaylee926
      @Jaylee926 4 роки тому

      I wish he’d just shut up!

  • @whatcanugonnadotv7767
    @whatcanugonnadotv7767 4 роки тому +1

    Jesus...🤣🤣🤣🤣.. I don't hava-da-face-a-book-a but you guys make me want to sign up!

  • @sandradelgado5310
    @sandradelgado5310 4 роки тому +1

    Same here, until I realised there are some home truths being expressed on this!
    Those who are awake can spot them straight.

  • @neoncartoonraccoonbeauty2136
    @neoncartoonraccoonbeauty2136 4 роки тому +3

    My mom is from Livramento, Ponta Delgada, and my dad is from Alveiro. You can imagine the smack talk in my house...

  • @ananavarro7352
    @ananavarro7352 3 роки тому +4

    Hahahha my husband is not Portuguese but I am if he were I’m sure I would have a lot to complain about hahahahah
    But I can complain about my brother-in-law
    All day any day

  • @michelleshaw4732
    @michelleshaw4732 4 роки тому +3

    I wish the husband was not so lazy, he goes to work comes home and put himself in front of the TV. I do everything else I cook food, shop for food, do yard work take care of the garden, go to work and clean the house too.

    • @joe00camaross
      @joe00camaross 4 роки тому +1

      Should have married a Portuguese...Credo

  • @fv2149
    @fv2149 4 роки тому +1

    ABOUT TIME 🤣😅 yesss

  • @glorianobre7534
    @glorianobre7534 3 роки тому +1

    You guy’s make my DAY! 🤗

  • @LadyPapaMayodora
    @LadyPapaMayodora 4 роки тому +1

    Thank god for you two.

  • @leagueleaders
    @leagueleaders 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know what's funnier how much you look like middle age Portuguese women or your New Bedford/Fall River accent creeping in like true first gen Portuguese.

  • @aliceamaral2386
    @aliceamaral2386 3 роки тому +2

    I love it it’s hilarious

  • @lalibalfour5374
    @lalibalfour5374 4 роки тому +3

    Gimme more RPHW!

  • @paulavale9548
    @paulavale9548 4 роки тому +1

    Love love love ❤️, Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jsarmento307
    @jsarmento307 3 роки тому

    Looking forward to next month’s Paint Night. Cowboy from Texas.

  • @TheVineyarder
    @TheVineyarder 6 місяців тому

    ahhhh irmaos! so hilarious!

  • @jeanlow129
    @jeanlow129 4 роки тому +1

    My father’s family was from Sao Miguel. I don’t know if any relatives still live there. He was a Miranda. My mother was a Cardoza, and her family was from Terceira.

  • @veronicaferreira4181
    @veronicaferreira4181 4 роки тому +3

    First u guys r soo funny love u guys the thing i wud change bout my husband is to stop claiming poverty u no u ave thousands in da bank stop beign cheap and sayn we dont need anything when u ave money to go watch soccer or to go wit jose to the cafe lol

  • @carolmedeiros7480
    @carolmedeiros7480 4 роки тому +2

    Well, my husband was such A jerk I got rid of him!!! Looking for a new one🤣🤣🤣

  • @armindobaio871
    @armindobaio871 4 роки тому +1

    You guy’s are so awesome 😎

  • @carolmedeiros7480
    @carolmedeiros7480 4 роки тому +2

    Portuguese from Azores came to Hawaii 7 generations

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk 2 дні тому

      Hi Carol good morning. It’s nice coming across your comment, if you don’t mind can we be friends. 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

  • @williamcrane6819
    @williamcrane6819 2 роки тому

    Donna from Philadelphia ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @editecosta4623
    @editecosta4623 4 роки тому +3

    Olá ... from continente ;)

  • @JC-ur6by
    @JC-ur6by 4 роки тому

    YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST LOL😘😘😘😘💜💜💜💜

  • @colleenemmons9234
    @colleenemmons9234 3 роки тому +1

    Flourtown, Pa

  • @NandaP446
    @NandaP446 4 роки тому

    Hi guys, I really love you all, you are just amazing and god job, I am so proud of you guys. Deus abençoe a vossa vida. Não perco nem um episódio. From London 😍👍💖

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk 2 дні тому

      Hi Nanda good morning how are you doing? It’s nice coming across your amazing comment.

  • @sunflowercamp1
    @sunflowercamp1 4 роки тому +2

    I'm from Pico

  • @newarkman2663
    @newarkman2663 4 роки тому +1

    I laughed so hard I SPOTTED.

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk 2 дні тому

      Hi Newark good morning how are you doing? It’s will be nice to be your friend, if you don’t mind…..

    • @newarkman2663
      @newarkman2663 День тому

      @@JojoSnow-uh2wk I just subscribed to your channel senora

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk День тому

      Thanks 🙏

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk День тому

      Read what I wrote on my description🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

    • @JojoSnow-uh2wk
      @JojoSnow-uh2wk День тому

      My 📧 is there

  • @aldajesus1648
    @aldajesus1648 4 роки тому

    I wish my husband could be quiet when I am watching TV because he drives me crazy lol

  • @aldajesus1648
    @aldajesus1648 4 роки тому

    So funny and they make me laugh so hard I pee my self and I love the toast

  • @michaellozito9980
    @michaellozito9980 4 роки тому +1

    What was the name of that Portuguese comedian that you guys worked with and where can I watch that special

  • @FlordosAcores
    @FlordosAcores 4 роки тому

    Eu heart you mulheres!! Adorei te ver. “You only, only have to finish da whole ting! Das it”. tás fodidhas, mas tá tudo ok, queridas ❣️❣️

  • @itsjustjakeee
    @itsjustjakeee 4 роки тому +1

    0:41 & 1:38 LOL!!!

    • @MinaLobo
      @MinaLobo 4 роки тому

      That menopause bit was *masterful*. LOL

  • @odettesoares8402
    @odettesoares8402 4 роки тому +2

    Achadinha

  • @Maya.inWonderland
    @Maya.inWonderland 4 роки тому +3

    my husband doesnt know anything about alcohol so we can't even buy bagaco to bbq the chourico properly...

  • @aldajesus1648
    @aldajesus1648 4 роки тому +1

    I’m from the Azores from Rebioddo pexie

  • @vickitimoteo9072
    @vickitimoteo9072 4 роки тому +1

    First place I want to go is back to Tagarro..

  • @gloriageorge2337
    @gloriageorge2337 Рік тому

    Ola from Oeiras Portugal 😂😂😂😂 16/01/23

  • @derekborba9574
    @derekborba9574 3 роки тому

    Best complaint, "He's alive"

  • @emmapariera5210
    @emmapariera5210 11 місяців тому

    What happened to the Portuguese housewives with the arroz dos fight?

  • @smallfeet-bf1bq
    @smallfeet-bf1bq 4 роки тому +1

    I like that

  • @itzveloxity5845
    @itzveloxity5845 4 роки тому +1

    OMG IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND IM FIRST!

  • @mariannaferrreira172
    @mariannaferrreira172 4 роки тому +1

    🤣😂❤️❤️

  • @natalieferreira8679
    @natalieferreira8679 4 роки тому +2

    He’s too stubborn and Sao Miguel Acores

  • @mariaburton-hv5ve
    @mariaburton-hv5ve 4 місяці тому

    Açores

  • @michaellozito9980
    @michaellozito9980 4 роки тому

    My wife is from Terceira

  • @Lulubelle_312
    @Lulubelle_312 4 роки тому +2

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

  • @brinamarie78
    @brinamarie78 4 роки тому +1

    I can't change anything about my husband because I got rid of him and his family. 👏🥳

  • @MariaCastro-xr4bc
    @MariaCastro-xr4bc 4 роки тому

    Oi tudo bem

  • @vintage76vipergreenBeetle
    @vintage76vipergreenBeetle 4 роки тому

    👍🤣👍

  • @vaninafilipe1771
    @vaninafilipe1771 4 роки тому

    🙋🌷💓🥰🇫🇷

  • @oliviaoliveira2959
    @oliviaoliveira2959 3 роки тому

    Main land Portugal

  • @janettem7374
    @janettem7374 4 роки тому

    Rotflmaf ❤️❤️❤️

  • @nunocarneiro464
    @nunocarneiro464 4 роки тому +1

    there is just one thing i would change about my wife ... her