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  • Grandma goes for a drive.
    Date streamed: 29 Aug , 2018
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  • @RaposaCadela
    @RaposaCadela 5 років тому +295

    Gotta love Joel's microphone cutting out at 28:06
    It's like he's saying "Cunt-load, take me home"

  • @gort7562
    @gort7562 5 років тому +763

    2:19:24
    Joel: "Ooh"
    Truck: "Ooh"

  • @830g5
    @830g5 6 років тому +568

    ahhh dont stop, keep injecting me that amazing content!

  • @freedustin
    @freedustin 6 років тому +544

    "I don't accept anyone on Steam."
    Joel, tough, but fair.

    • @Edmar_Fecler
      @Edmar_Fecler 6 років тому +79

      Joel gets meaner every day

    • @LeonStephan
      @LeonStephan 6 років тому +101

      It's fine tho. There's a lot of people who want to add him just because "it's Joel" and think they can befriend him. He has his circle of friends already and no one wants to fill his friend list with people you'll never talk to who added you as some kind of trophy.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 6 років тому +19

      Leo Stephan gets meaner everyday.

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 6 років тому +28

      Gotta agree with Leo, I'm sick of some people adding me just because I got some kills in Counter Strike.

    • @SparkstarScope
      @SparkstarScope 6 років тому +19

      Meh, I actually tried to get on his friend list once because he seems awesome to chat with and I just feel like we'd be good friends, but I can respect that. Joel isn't the most famous streamer on the planet but he must have a damn good 1k Steam notifications per day.

  • @chimerakuchar3972
    @chimerakuchar3972 6 років тому +47

    "I'm fine"
    *immediately crashes into a lightpole*

  • @lemonboy2834
    @lemonboy2834 6 років тому +40

    17:52 ah yes, my favorite game, ‘could i theoretically survive this’

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 3 роки тому +1

      Baslar Skull Fracture: allow me to introduce myself

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 6 років тому +98

    e l a b o r a t i v e

    • @bepitrumpet
      @bepitrumpet 4 роки тому +4

      fancy meeting you here sir claw

    • @circletrees2015
      @circletrees2015 3 роки тому

      I know its too years too late, but could you please elaborate?

    • @mosaic6225
      @mosaic6225 3 роки тому

      odd coincidence seeing a new reply here today

  • @cbayer5012
    @cbayer5012 6 років тому +69

    *Your Uber Has Arrived.*

  • @TheGuy-ql9kq
    @TheGuy-ql9kq 6 років тому +62

    Beam N’Joel drive.

  • @光の女神パルテナ-n2x
    @光の女神パルテナ-n2x 6 років тому +124

    1:53:37 The power of *DORIFUTO* leaves you into a *GBJ!*

  • @vinceo5296
    @vinceo5296 6 років тому +41

    Joel. You never did Moon gravity in the city :'( Could have flown the bus!

  • @Dat1ScrubLord
    @Dat1ScrubLord 5 років тому +10

    "Doppler effect here listen *horn getting closer, leaves* *car smashes into bus stop* GRANDMA NO"
    ~Joel "our god" Vargskelethor

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 6 років тому +17

    That hair in the beginning fanart is god damn *GORGEOUS*

  • @OMIGHTY1
    @OMIGHTY1 6 років тому +11

    I'm so glad he was able to rescue Ball from the Life Stream.
    RIP Car Bois

  • @svinjamaria
    @svinjamaria 6 років тому +22

    KSP: Ground Edition

  • @kryla_
    @kryla_ 3 роки тому +10

    "We'll do mods next stream."
    Famous last words

  • @TheRobloxianOfTheWorld
    @TheRobloxianOfTheWorld 6 років тому +16

    shoutouts to carflips

  • @JoeCrafts123
    @JoeCrafts123 5 років тому +6

    .
    1:04:00 We Like To Party
    1:08:06
    1:20:29 *Dream Chaser*
    1:36:45 an idea.
    1:37:57 *[ A e s t h e t i c ]*
    2:00:59 Joe
    2:08:13 Floor
    .

    • @Dasher_The_Viral
      @Dasher_The_Viral 8 місяців тому

      "[ A e s t h e t i c ]" is called: "Spring Soundscape" by "Quasars & Pulse 80"

  • @milesbrown2261
    @milesbrown2261 6 років тому +5

    54:23-54:55 is my favorite part! The song just makes it so good!!!

  • @Weaselthebassist
    @Weaselthebassist 10 місяців тому +2

    Jerma's weakness is car crashes. If he watched this stream I think it would kill him.

  • @maraileres9302
    @maraileres9302 6 років тому +21

    4 Content IDs? I don't think this video will stay up long.

    • @bzboy21
      @bzboy21 5 років тому

      *_are you sure about that?_*

    • @No.One.30
      @No.One.30 5 років тому

      Still here 8 months later

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 роки тому

      It's been a year AND IT'S STILL UP.

  • @darylcarpenter4649
    @darylcarpenter4649 6 років тому +4

    39:37 can't believe the tool booth didn't rip the spoiler off

  • @Jacktrack7
    @Jacktrack7 5 років тому +4

    1:37:55 Ahh the new Puppet Combo game is looking great...

  • @Eldast92
    @Eldast92 6 років тому +11

    1:03:29
    *I DONT WANNA GO TO SIX FLAGS ANYMORE!*
    I'M JUST SCREAMING AND CRYING LIKE HELL FOR HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING

  • @XerterLP
    @XerterLP 5 років тому +1

    I still wait that Joel does another BeamNG Stream :/
    Wathing this for the 5th time now

  • @somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198
    @somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198 4 роки тому +1

    TFW there's no BeamNG part 2

  • @kaptainyl1509
    @kaptainyl1509 5 років тому +2

    3 hours of greatness

  • @gn8635
    @gn8635 6 років тому +3

    whole time i was yelling at him
    goddammit he cant hear me

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy 2 роки тому +1

    1:58:33 love that the backup heys came in right as everything started burning

  • @hatuhsawl
    @hatuhsawl 6 років тому +25

    I wish Nick didn't do any of those things so I wouldn't feel so bad for missing Cool Games, Inc or Car Boys.

    • @Pomlithe
      @Pomlithe 5 років тому +1

      You can still enjoy them knowing that they came before. Griffin’s still there, and they’re objectively pretty great.

  • @zach1151
    @zach1151 5 років тому +6

    I was literally dying at 2:03:07

  • @qwertyqwrtyqwertyuio
    @qwertyqwrtyqwertyuio 6 років тому +3

    There should be a part 2 where he checks out the mods for the game

  • @AnAverageGoblin
    @AnAverageGoblin 6 років тому +2

    wow daddy joel cars 4 looks great

  • @SFM_2
    @SFM_2 6 років тому +5

    2:35:24 Bus becomes Lasagna

  • @moose8846
    @moose8846 4 роки тому

    "Grandma's fucking DEAD." Is my new favourite Joel quote

  • @ashlyn6125
    @ashlyn6125 5 років тому +1

    *RIDE ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS*

  • @devincombs4509
    @devincombs4509 6 років тому +1

    at least the fire looked like VHS mustard

  • @tigui555
    @tigui555 6 років тому

    "Shake those... bumpers..(?)" -Joel 2018

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 6 років тому

    In which Joel tries to achieve the state of Mega Death

  • @goergenotamogus
    @goergenotamogus 6 років тому +1

    I love you Jobel

  • @AshTronaut99
    @AshTronaut99 5 років тому +1

    *It is a silly place.*

  • @Stonezorz
    @Stonezorz 5 років тому +1

    Does anyone know what the thing is Joel was going to show after the video ends?
    Loved watching this by the way, so many great moments :D

  • @Unknown-ub8un
    @Unknown-ub8un 4 роки тому

    1:37:58 song is Spring Soundscape Pulse 80

  • @porky-yv8hh
    @porky-yv8hh 3 роки тому

    ive fully watched this 5 times, help me.

  • @TheaArtsFox
    @TheaArtsFox 3 роки тому

    maybe you are fine, but your legs surely not.

  • @chameleoncraft8488
    @chameleoncraft8488 4 роки тому

    I loved the iron giant

  • @fabu4792
    @fabu4792 6 років тому +47

    hentai police siren "OWO OWO WOW UWUWU"

    • @Antics456
      @Antics456 5 років тому +2

      brainlet alert

    • @D0OMGUY
      @D0OMGUY 3 роки тому +1

      Furry moment

  • @theslimeassassin3287
    @theslimeassassin3287 5 років тому

    Why take the bus when you can take grandma... I can’t breathe

    • @IRyanHutcH
      @IRyanHutcH 5 років тому +1

      No i was just kidding.
      I was just kidding..- *OH JESUS!*

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 5 років тому

    there was a plane game for the xbox. and i forgot what it was. had something to do with dogfighting(like airgunning) in planes. utah's map reminds me of it.
    edit: it was crimson skies.

  • @cosmicboi1650
    @cosmicboi1650 4 роки тому +1

    His wheezes kill me

  • @Logic44
    @Logic44 6 років тому +1

    13:11 Nice "Doppler Effect"

  • @CLOYO
    @CLOYO 5 років тому

    Joel. It's an Ibishu. In Japan they drive on the left lane too.

  • @tangokilo1453
    @tangokilo1453 6 років тому

    "Grandma's fucking D E A D"

  • @ianbenedict4071
    @ianbenedict4071 5 років тому +2

    2:08:17 will always be the best part

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 4 роки тому

    2:27:10 the fucking timing with the beyblade theme was _perfect_

  • @NINIC1337
    @NINIC1337 6 років тому

    I was singing along with the uncle version of rainbow road and Joel starts singing on the same part I’m on wtf

  • @aw55550
    @aw55550 5 років тому +4

    2:00:36 I literally laughed so hard that a booger fell out of my nostril

  • @rcx9681
    @rcx9681 5 років тому +1

    Cheeseburger Freedom Bus.

  • @EMPRRKTMNE
    @EMPRRKTMNE 6 років тому

    Hey Joel there's another game kinda like this called brick rigs Its kinda the same concept except it's made with legos... you can also build your own cars and fuck around with them...

  • @xykloptic5397
    @xykloptic5397 4 роки тому

    Grandma has been fucking eviscerated

  • @WiselyCommaBaby
    @WiselyCommaBaby 6 років тому

    This is officially the funniest joel stream ever

  • @uubrmanx
    @uubrmanx 5 років тому

    1:37:57
    This is actually now a mode in Beamng, sort of.

  • @DopeyDuke
    @DopeyDuke 5 років тому

    Gta since sa to 5 all have soft body physics on there cars but the wire mesh of the cars is vary hardened and less detailed ( gets more detailed and softer ever instalment) to have more resources to have better visuals and more game assets pretty much

  • @AstralPhnx
    @AstralPhnx 6 років тому +1

    Joel Dopler Effects himself straight into a fucking bus station the movie the game

  • @tickletaxel1368
    @tickletaxel1368 6 років тому +1

    Press '5' for A E S T H E T I C

  • @mr.manwhoisaman9444
    @mr.manwhoisaman9444 6 років тому

    Finally yes! Thank you

  • @SoradaServalY2K
    @SoradaServalY2K 4 роки тому

    Magic Joel Bus

  • @charonsferryold
    @charonsferryold 5 років тому +1

    50:03 *_A C T I V A T I O N_*

  • @williamlumsdon1604
    @williamlumsdon1604 4 роки тому

    (58:05)I just love the “ awh” or what ever it is. Then after I LOVE IT ALL!
    It happens again here! :(59:24)

  • @HelixAdamOxford
    @HelixAdamOxford 4 роки тому +1

    de veels on Za boos go rauwnd rawund rawnd
    *_i am in a coma_*

  • @wetspot8776
    @wetspot8776 5 років тому

    You can survive anything if you have s seatbelt on

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 6 років тому +1337

    This game is like playing with toy cars as a kid - except you don't have to imagine the crashes.

  • @danielhetrick3435
    @danielhetrick3435 4 роки тому +348

    "Joel stop she's already dead!"
    *S H E ' S N O T D E A D E N O U G H*

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 21 день тому

      𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕞𝕒 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕

  • @7H3_0LD_0N3
    @7H3_0LD_0N3 6 років тому +460

    There is another game called Automation: The Car Company Tycoon Game. You can create your own car there and export it to BeamNG Drive. Once you export your car, you can drive it.

    • @ItsNotFrey
      @ItsNotFrey 6 років тому +80

      Joel would never understand that stuff. And even if he tried, the chat would be super misinforming to Joel.

    • @colehouston9663
      @colehouston9663 6 років тому +67

      ObliviousSmash that’s why it would be funny

    • @7H3_0LD_0N3
      @7H3_0LD_0N3 6 років тому +28

      I just want to see him make stupid cars. Although, the chat could help him.

    • @ducktales7315
      @ducktales7315 6 років тому

      NO WAY

    • @Coconut-219
      @Coconut-219 6 років тому +16

      I would watch a Joel car tycoon. Best swedish quality machines.
      (I wonder how long that feature will still be around before it is magically broken by an update along with 25% of the other features.)

  • @josh9098
    @josh9098 6 років тому +464

    The car was rigged from the start.

  • @BigBreakfast
    @BigBreakfast 6 років тому +358

    42:15 *sad beep*

  • @Kossine
    @Kossine 6 років тому +1401

    TL;DR: Joel roleplays as Paul Walker for 3 hours.

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 6 років тому +25

      savage

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +167

      Heard Paul walker was on the radio!
      And the dashboard, and the steering wheel, and the windshield...

    • @princenaimNFS
      @princenaimNFS 6 років тому +27

      @@TemmiePlays that's pretty dark

    • @robertayala2152
      @robertayala2152 6 років тому +2

      HA

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 6 років тому +29

      @@TemmiePlays He was a great cook. Though he was mostly burnt.

  • @Katia_Managan
    @Katia_Managan 5 років тому +380

    2:01:05 Joel on his way to arrest G O D

    • @lastbible
      @lastbible 5 років тому +26

      *ohno*

    • @Mothster11
      @Mothster11 4 роки тому +39

      2:01:11 god screwing him up

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan 4 роки тому +1

      Found your alt account, Mongolian

    • @zizthefirst
      @zizthefirst 3 роки тому +9

      I fucking clicked on that without watching the whole vid and...
      *w h a t?????*

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 роки тому +1

      GOD IS COMING

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 6 років тому +42

    13:15
    Saving this one cause the commentary on just the little audio bit to grandma crashing is great

  • @lt_dagg
    @lt_dagg 6 років тому +247

    I want off mr Joel's crazy bus

  • @lobster8086
    @lobster8086 5 років тому +109

    6:05 Joel's wheezing matches up with the car drifting

  • @blastwave4103
    @blastwave4103 4 роки тому +102

    The song at 1:37:58 is called Spring Soundscape by Quasars and Pulse 80, from the album Queens of Aerobics. It was also used in the game "Out Drive".
    ua-cam.com/video/54zTBowB1Jg/v-deo.html

    • @Shocked-
      @Shocked- 4 роки тому +8

      At long last, my search is over. Bless your heart.

    • @JLrosen133
      @JLrosen133 4 роки тому +7

      I've spent a year searching for this. You saved my life.

    • @sonicbreaker6991
      @sonicbreaker6991 2 роки тому +1

      the bpm is slower on this one why is that id like to know cause i like this one better honestly plus it sounds an auctive lower

    • @wolvepotter5858
      @wolvepotter5858 2 роки тому

      I made a custom version that actually sounds like the one that’s in the stream ua-cam.com/video/MNsKljKVD2w/v-deo.html

    • @loveace2430
      @loveace2430 2 роки тому

      Thanks so much, Google wasn't helping.

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 5 років тому +69

    *Completely obliterates car*
    "Engine torque reduced."
    I mean... the game isn't technically _wrong..._

  • @ashtonkimball5243
    @ashtonkimball5243 5 років тому +64

    1:24:38
    "We got it"
    Rips a part of the bus off

  • @ignaciocatalan6592
    @ignaciocatalan6592 5 років тому +109

    19:05 ok let's try a flip
    2:10:30 i have transversed the event horizon and now i'm a superdimensional being

  • @noahbounds7475
    @noahbounds7475 6 років тому +49

    1:57:59 Imfao I think I felt my soul coming out of my body from laughing that damn hard

  • @diegojimenez466
    @diegojimenez466 6 років тому +135

    Swedish man with dementia stars in initial D

  • @crungushakooter
    @crungushakooter 5 років тому +42

    29:29 You're actually driving better than 60% of the highway drivers I see daily

  • @ansonx10
    @ansonx10 6 років тому +42

    3:04:26 "Please come over we'd love to have you" What kind of idiot would say something like that in chat?
    It was me btw.

  • @cpi3267
    @cpi3267 6 років тому +174

    This should be a PSA for underage driving

    • @Laughstation
      @Laughstation 6 років тому +23

      Drunk driving*

    • @glockel4308
      @glockel4308 6 років тому +5

      dronkle

    • @Wizardo5
      @Wizardo5 6 років тому +10

      women driving psa
      don't get your panties in a twist tis a joke

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 6 років тому +8

      We all know Joel is 9 years old

    • @snowyicicle1335
      @snowyicicle1335 6 років тому +6

      *getting in a car

  • @mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348
    @mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348 4 роки тому +35

    16:04 I like how this one was so bad you didn't even hear the crash sound all you heard was her horn still going
    It's like she was simply parking at the grocery store

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 років тому +35

    This entire fucking stream was beautiful. The whole thing with the buses was amazing and my sides were ACHING when he did 'The Magic School Bus' kamikaze. This is why I love you Joel.

  • @0o0Zero0o0
    @0o0Zero0o0 5 років тому +31

    58:10
    There are times when you already know chat blew up. This is one of those times.

  • @TheDudeManBro
    @TheDudeManBro 6 років тому +60

    30:55 I've never been so hype to die

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 6 років тому +2

      Or for spaghetti

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 5 років тому +2

      @Josef Swann My favorite kina spoghitti

  • @andrejadolar8364
    @andrejadolar8364 6 років тому +54

    6:28, 11:23, 13:09, 28:48, 30:54, 36:29, 42:11, 1:15:56, 2:04:40, 2:08:10, 2:09:55, 2:55:45, 3:11:16

  • @BradBag
    @BradBag 4 роки тому +108

    "Oh boy, Joel is playing Beam NG. I wonder what he's going to do!" 50:12

    • @ulime
      @ulime 3 роки тому +6

      CRABY BUS

  • @GameDevYal
    @GameDevYal 6 років тому +262

    Chat gets wronger every day.

  • @Eira_
    @Eira_ 6 років тому +64

    2:36:00 Salvador Dali painting

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +2

      The big sleep, to be precise

  • @a_common_weeb
    @a_common_weeb 6 років тому +136

    57:24 joel,what good idea?
    57:37 bannana bus?
    57:40 joel no
    57:58 no

  • @Kritical_Fail
    @Kritical_Fail 6 років тому +209

    Now play Automation and make shit cars for beam ng

    • @emetofreak
      @emetofreak 6 років тому +50

      ScreamMusik but imagine how much of the game he won't understand

    • @Skitungen2
      @Skitungen2 6 років тому +25

      The game tells you what's wrong with the car and how to fix it so I'm sure he'll be fine.
      I myself know very little about cars and shit about building cars but I've managed to build some amazing ripoffs of American V8s and smaller cars from the gas crisis, and with amazing I mean that they're really shitty, just like American cars have always been.

    • @mehpersonguy0
      @mehpersonguy0 6 років тому +15

      Two words: *Thanos car.*
      Sliphantom built and tested some ridiculous configs with the "thanos car" in Automation it was great, heh

    • @nirybiry
      @nirybiry 6 років тому +2

      time to build a cardboard Neon and get Mesothelioma

    • @abystrous
      @abystrous 6 років тому

      Can't wait to see Joel make a 2nd Vanborghini that fixes every problem by adding throttle.