The Believer's Heaven - The Cinema Snob
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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Website: www.thecinemasn...
Twitter: @thecinemasnob
Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
Illustration: Shaun Millington
Theme Song: Sad Panda
End Stinger: The ToonWerks
The Cinema Snob reviews The Believer's Heaven
"Grindhouse religious films."
I don't think those words have ever been strung together in that particular order before today.
Mr. Snob/Brad, I know no one cares, but I have to thank you. After 32 years of marriage, my father died and my mother had a stroke 3 months later, effecting her speech. It's been rough, but your Pirkle videos made her laugh so much, she cried. My brother and I would have to rewind a few times, from laughing over the next bit. So, yeah, anyway..Thank you.
:,)
That's nice
Laughing together is one of the best feelings in life
R.I.P your dad and much love to your mom. 🙏❤️
Good thing they put 'motion' in "A Most Astonishing Motion Picture" on the poster, I was afraid we'd have another Santa's Christmas Elf Named Calvin on our hands
Santa's Long Winded Fear Monger Named Estus
Estus Pirkle grew up on the set of "Child Bride"? That explains so much.
Wouldn't shock my ass one bit
3:00 - Are you sure these aren't porn movies? "If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?" should be greatest porn film title ever.
I always pictured it as a Carry On-type film. I thought footmen in British manor houses were probably glorified rent boys, so "if footmen tire you, what will horses do?" sounds like a bawdy 1970s joke if said in a cockney accent.
I thought of that when I first heard it as well, but I wasn't sure if I should talk about how it kind of sounded like gang bang bestiality porn.
Estrus Pirkle
+Sam Huddy Eef feutmen tiyah yew, wat will 'orses dew? Ey mate?
Equestrus Pickle
How is it that even when Perkle's talking about Heaven, he talks the exact same way he does when he's warning you about burning in Hell?
Because when alone, he realized how much of his life was wasted with that religion and he is trying to warn people to avoid it
For some reason Estus sounds way less invested and sincere when he's not describing the suffering of others.
It’s because he’s a goddamned sociopath. In one of Snob’s other reviews of his films, he explicitly said he wouldn’t be a Christian if it wasn’t for Hell.
"I've never met a priest who could tell you anything about Heaven, but they knew every square inch of Hell. They should. They built it."
Talking about Hell? Woohoo!
Talking about Heaven? Eh, it's nice, I guess...
Estus gets off on the suffering of everyone who isn’t in his club
He's into horror. Many of us can relate.
The last chapter in Pirkle's Divine Comedy. Let's see if his trek through Heaven is as insane as his journey through Hell and Purgatory.
Ah yes, we all know the saga: Inferno, Paradiso, and Communismo.
Pirkle has the hair of an old LEGO guy.
@@maarpevans5781 morning
Dude Legos are awesome
The singing dwarf woman makes me wonder what a David Lynch movie about Christianity would be like.
You haven't heard of Begotten?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Begotten makes Lynch movies look like Tyler Perry movies.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Heard of it? I have the DVD!
Huh, I think he showed that in an episode of Twin Peaks but if not....now I'm really curious
When they float up into the sky I was thinking David lynch with Angelo Badalamenti music
Sentimental comment: I always thought heaven would be perspective. You are finally given all the knowledge you could or should have known, you get to see the future of mankind from on high, and you have vacations into the past to see history unfold again from the beginning.
But yeah. White fluffy clouds and good stuff tends to be the default rather than experiencing omniscience, omnipresence, and infinite wisdom.
Who says you can't have both? ^_^
The last 4 priests I talked to about the subject.
Well, my pastor told me differently, so I suppose we just have a difference in perspective. But that's OK! :-)
Some people see the bible as printed on paper. Some see it printed on iron. I prefer paper.
You mean you prefer the Bible as a living document, rather than a dead document? Yeah, me, too. :-)
“It’s been a while since I’ve been terrified of my own death in the fiery pits of Hell only after being dismembered by a roaming pack of communists.”
-Brad Jones, 2018
That is the best out of context thing ever. I wish I put that as my quote for my last year of high school.
As an employee of Sears, i can confirm that our photo booths do in fact look like heaven.
Part 27 in our ongoing series, Why I Don't Like Telling People I'm from the South.
...at least Roy Moore lost.
Only 27?
Hmm.
You're a fucking moron.
Having been a life long resident of Mississippi, I have nothing but shame for the entire south.
@@crimsondynamo615 you know you can leave right
Interestingly enough, the Cinema Snob's theology may actually be more sound and traditional than Estus Pirkel's. Pirkel envisions a heaven of clouds and... well, basically just clouds. Brad says "Estus took a wrong turn on his way to the garden of Eden." Life in the garden of Eden, a restoration of all things, more closely resembles the promise of Christian salvation than the harps & clouds stereotype that we see in the film.
Basically, what I'm saying is that Brad has a more intuitive understanding of proper Christian eschatology than this two-bit fundamentalist who gives the tradition a bad name.
Generally speaking, Christians rarely have actually read any of the Bible... at least in America.
Brad can really do it all!
You can give Christianity a bad name? I thought they already did that for hundreds of years. It's tradition!
The epitome of the loud Christians who fall into the stereotypes losing the plot. So much misinterpretation and willful ignorance just to have their way.
monolith94 Pretty sure Brad went to Catholic schools for years.
Estes 3: The Perkeling.
Estus 4: The Perkel Awakens
Estus 4 The Revenge AKA Estus 4: The Lust For Glory
Estus 4: The Perkel Escapes
Estus 5: Perkel in Space
And then the reboot, PERKEL
Jesus, Bro 2 should be about Rick teaming up with Craig Golightly to make a movie, mirroring the Pirkle and Ormond partnership.
Doug Glassman like this comment so Brad will see it
There should be a parody of all the ridiculous xtian movies. Would love to see such a collaboration with all the major UA-cam atheists making fun of God's not dead, pirkle's, christiano's, and pureflix's nonsense.
I want a scene where a bible is stolen and it makes international news as a parody of the likes of _The Crime of the Age_ and _God's Not Dead 2._
And they fight an invasion of russian soldiers riding horses.
"will you come? will you come? will you COME??"
Starting thought: "OH BOY! THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!"
On hearing 'Estus Pirkle': "... Oh, wait a minute."
Melinda Louise Estus tickles my testus.
I love how 95% of this thing isn't even biblical. He's just making stuff up. It's like Estus got all his information from Tom and Jerry cartoons.
So like everything Perckel makes
To be honest, if God ends up defeating the devil by whacking him with a giant wooden mallet, I'd be way more inclined to believe in a higher power.
As well as his sound effects
OniKensei I think this movie isn't biblical because it was made by someone whose insane.
Even from watching this review, I got the impression that this is a creepy movie and I hope Estus Perckel is in Hell.
Well, just because it's "not Biblical", doesn't necessarily mean it isn't true... ;-) God didn't give us the Bible as His only source of information for us, you know? He also gave us science, philosophy, the arts, theology, the power of personal knowledge & interpretation, etc...But in any event, Estus is one of the "crazy" kind of preachers, so I'm not entirely surprised! XD
You can take the director out of exploitation, but you sure can’t take the exploitation out of the director.
This one, with the sick kids, is probably the most offensive of the 3.
Recovered from the plane crash really sure messed up his creative mind
I agree with the way Snrub thinks.
Sorry, but I go into Monty Pythons heaven. Because I want Christmas every day and jaws on tv 😉
Omg... I just realized the intro leading into the song "Pass Me By" by Insane Clown Posse uses sound clips from this movie! Mind... blown...
There are so many reasons I am surprised you noticed that.
Same here, I had some friends who were into some bad music, but I didn't want to spend eternity with them. Thankfully, Estes Cinemasnob saved me from The Burning Carnival
"You know the rules, first you have to wine me, dine me, show me graphic images of mass murder, and THEN I'll come."
Holy shit I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
"From South America. Africa. Asia..."
"Uhm - do you know any non-white people we could hire as extras for this scene?"
"OF COURSE NOT!"
Brandon Roberts yes we nonwhites didn't exist til 1992
Toby Fair, we do get non-white actors mourning over the loss of their favorite construction site at the beginning.
Though I don't know if it's better or worse that all the children in the mass grave are white kids in blackface.
Why shouldn't whites get coverage when they are the minorities?
He's only being progressive and that's always a good thing.
.....non-whites weren't invented then? or maybe these so-called religious people were segregationists which.. .idunno it seems weird to use that as a explanation but then to not come out and call it what it is. is it because segregation was a product of racism and racism isn't real?
They were from Mississippi. Of course they did.
"Jacob as a boy Greg Pirkle"
I hate to say it, but I think nepotism might have been involved in casting this movie.
"I'm allergic to fine linens; I'll take my chances in Hell!" That'd make a great T-Shirt slogan.
Loved to hear the "Buy my book" sound from The Critic :D
Me too!
After all his movies, i have reach the conclusion that the only Estus i want in my life, is the one that recovers me health in a certain video game
You have never enough Estus flasks.
Bonfires fuckin lit dude
i'd rather deal with the horrors in Blighttown than anything Estes put on film
Praise the sun!
Fer Zum Ah yes I love using my estus in good old LEGO Indiana Jones
Way to make Heaven sound like the creepy quiet halls of an extreme care old age home, Estus. Hope it doesn't have the smell for all the poor saps getting shoved in there to 'enjoy their peace'.
Those poor kids looked incredibly sad.
I'd be sad too if I was in a Christian propaganda film.
I would be sad too if I had to be part of an Estus Pirkle movie.
Also apparently for a guy growing up in the depression his family wasn't effected whatsoever considering they had a decent sized house and apparently enough meat to feed everyone.
If he's telling the truth about living on a farm then his family would've survived somewhat easier since they had the option of subsistence farming, but it's possible I'm assuming too much or his story is toned down for some reason.
Well they were white....
Always love seeing these Christian snuff films.
18:18, So Heaven's security system is made of a bunch of Kinects? No wonder they were discontinued.
This is my least favourite Star Wars trilogy.
It really subverted expectations.
And I thought the Hobbit trilogy was bad.
@@ginnrollins211 It's not. The internet troll community is bad.
bEtTeR tHaN tHe DiSnEy TrIlLoGy
@@laughingduck1000 now that I can agree on.
Buddy, considering the contents of the bible, I'm offended that there AREN'T more Christian Grindhouse films. If I'm gonna be preached to, I want it to be old testament god tested, old testament god approved!
The God of the OT *is* the God of the NT, so bring on the metal goodness!
Fire, brimstone, blood & guts! 😎👍
We need a Sampson movie that looks like a modded Doom Eternal
im surprised christians hate horror/grindhouse films considering the bible is PERFECT for a heavy metal/doom style fantasy horror film (just look at lord of the rings’ version of the bible, the similiarian)!
My new vision of hell is having Estus Perkile preach at me for all eternity.
And Heaven is having Brad riff him for eternity.
And purgatory is the graphic footage of people with nails in their ears?
I remember Adrian Rogers from my Tennessee History class -- he's considered a key figure that turned the Southern Baptist Convention into a conservative interest group rather than simply a Baptist Association, and basically all of his sermons at the Bellevue Baptist Church seemingly became the archetype of what you would see in fear-mongering Christian media in the US -- even things such as attributing some of the "moral and social degradation of America in the 1990s" partially to "doctorates of philosophy who mislead and corrupt the youth" (which, my professor said that was meant to specifically mean philosophy professors, but I know doctorate of philosophy can refer to people with Ph.D's in general) which really reminded me of "God's Not Dead" and their philosophy professor antagonist. I had to watch his sermon "A Nation in Crisis" for that class -- which is where I heard him condemn philosophers.
So, THAT'S where Southern Baptists get their crazy brand of Christianity from! :O You learn something new every day, I suppose!
I think we can all agree that the Estus Pirkle/Ron Ormond trilogy is the greatest trilogy in the history of cinema!
Hey Scotty! Pirkle-Man!!
Right up there with the Neil Breen cinematic universe; true classics
Yeah, great comedy 🤣
So, just to make sure I got this right according to Perkel. Heaven consists of constant day light, harp music, all you can eat plants (which is pointless when one remembers that to get to heaven you need to be dead, thus negating the need for food), and everything BORING one can imagine!
Obviously those of us into death metal, mosh pits, steak, booze, and things that are actually fun, are probably hell bound. Looking forward to seeing everyone there, I'll be the guy greeting you with a keg and a succubus!
Hey, even Freddie Mercury openly said hell is much better than heaven; look at all the interesting people you'll meet there(not even joking, he did say that in an interview; but we all know with his amazing voice he's in heaven)
Exactly. An eternity of church isn't my idea of paradise
My idea of Hell is that it's nothing like what you see on metal album covers, because a lot of people think stuff like red crags, skulls, chains and black citadels against a storming, fiery sky is cool imagery.
Instead, since it's supposed to be a place of torment with no element of appeal whatsoever, I imagine actual Hell more as a slime-covered, disease-infested bog with flames and sulphur belching from the mire and a constant, indescribable stench. Also less red and orange and more brown, yellow and sickly green.
@@chimerschangThat image you conjured up of hell might be just as cool to some people, if not more, as the traditional fiery one.
No matter how seemingly grotesque something is, there will always be at least one person who likes it. Why do you think horror is such a popular genre.
Well, that sounds nice too
Least violent, yes. Most disturbing, definitely.
Estus looks like Colonel Sanders if he was John List's protege.
DimeADozen conway yeah, but he's no pimp Sanders!
Tommy Deonauth's Archives I MiGht be slIgHTly DRUnk
I laughed so loud at this scene here... 19:21 ...Is this for real? Bloody hell!
JanetFunkYeah what is with the people at 19:25? Did they both have a stroke at the same time. Somebody help them!
JanetFunkYeah I'm bored
@@slashingkatie7872 I think they are incest babies.
The human giraffe.
18:26 "you never know where these Estus Pirkle movies are gonna lead"
Apparently this one leads to Tod Browning's Freaks.
Ummm my brain just kinda turned sad after the little person in the wheelchair. Not cause the little person was in the wheelchair but because that was a thing I was never expecting
After the first two, I learned not to expect anything from an Estus Pirkle film.
Her being in pain just makes it sadder.
I can't believe Pirkle went there: he dragged actual, handicapped people to his new exploitation circus. 😒
I can't stop laughing at the guy going to heaven up in flames XD XD
Nothing like watching a fire and brimstone review while waiting on a grindr hookup to arrive.
(imitates Emperor Palpatine) "Ironic..."
TheMouseAvenger The D was good. As in the dark side.;-)
(giggles in amusement)
I'm at the beginning of the review, when Estes start to talk and the subtitles say : "this universe is headed towards a dramatic llamas", so I already now the movie's going to be awesome.
😂😂 Abraham disappeared like the Great Gazoo!
Warren Webber Lol on the Great Gazoo. Actually it was Elijah and he didn’t just vanish. When it was time for him to depart this world God sent down a chariot of fire and horses and he was lifted to Heaven on a whirlwind. But I guess the budget didn’t allow for twisters. It barely allowed for the chariot.
The woman who crated the Great Gazo played the female alien in "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Just felt like sharing.
Well, did you come?
WOLF FORCE several times?
Plushypony 94 So many times.
Hey, Wolf Force...Jesus, man!
WOLF FORCE Over and over
Did I come? Oh boy, did I come.
Am I the only one wondering what the hell kind of name is "Estus Pirkle"?
Definitely not! XD
It's a southern name, that's for sure
Normally I wake up at 9:30 and rush to get to work by 10, but I somehow woke up early this morning. The same morning you posted this.
Could it be a
*miracle?*
Ah, yes. The Mamas and the Papas and the First Cousins and the Second Cousins and the Third Cousins. I fondly remember their greatest hit, Sparta, Mississippi Dreamin'.
One more thing: If Liam Neeson Tires You, What Would Trains Do?, The Burning Train, and The Believer's Train.
As crazy as this sounds - this is quite toned down, almost normal... (when compared to the first 2)
Bobbie Lee If Brad had reviewed this first, we'd probably be shocked. But now we're so jaded from the first two.
Natural disasters? Pssh, show me a child being decapitated while holding a Kenny Loggins album, then I'll be impressed.
Or up the ante and decapitate the child *with* a Kenny Loggins album.
To be fair, given who Ron Ormond and Estus Pirkle think would get into Heaven, a state-of-the-art security system seems reasonable.
It always amuses me when depictions of heaven advertise the material wealth you get there. Like, by the time you get there you don't even have a body.
But doesn't the Bible say things to that effect, also?
Even as a semi-observant Protestant, IIRC the Bible (or at least Revelation) never taught that Heaven is the permanent home of the faithful (still alive or resurrected when Jesus returns), instead inhabiting an Earth purified of all evil, where all their needs will be provided for by God (think flower people without the drugs and more of genuine inner peace).
I guess the "whole heaven is wealthy" thing is a product of Americanized Christianity, colored by the culture's obsession for material prosperity (think the likes of Joel Osteen).
First the Buttercream gang and now Estus Pirkle? What comeback we're going to see next week?
I always sorta wondered what people do in Heaven. I can’t remember ever really learning the specifics in Sunday School
It's honestly sad to see some of these people with handicaps/illnesses helping to spread these shitty messages. People like Pirkle prey on others' fears and hopes.
I'm glad to see the return of Estus Perkle. This guy's ideas of the afterlife are some of the most hilarious things I've ever seen it's just a shame that the other parts of these movies range from unsettling to just plain boring.
This movie is literally christian Reefer Madness (well more christian that is)
"But where are we gonna get all the white sheets for the extras?"
"Just tell them to wear their Klan robes without the hoods"
I’ve been a fan for awhile but I may have to back off on account of how close I almost came to widowhood. My husband laughed so explosively hard watching this that I was afraid that he would burst a blood vessel and die right in front of me!
This brand of Christianity is just so American: “What’s heaven mommy?” “Stuff son! Lots and lots of stuff! So much stuff, you will need electronic stuff to monitor your other stuff!
Well, how else do you expect Stanley Kubrick to play chess or make movies, or Prince to do any music? XD
This comment made me think of George Carlin’s stuff joke
I think it was Lenny Bruce who said any preacher who has more than one suit is a conman.
kept waiting to see the carousel scene from Logans Run
A place where it never gets dark certainly sounds like hell. I can't go to sleep with the light on.
LOL! XD
But if Jack Hyles ran for Congress, the GOP would still support him?
Warren Webber Is it even a question?
SuperDevolution maybe rhetorical, maybe not. GOP is taking a most wild confusing trip right now...
Actually, I meant is there any doubt? As long as he or she claims to love the Jesus, the GOP will nominate anyone.
Roy "10 years or less" Moore.
The Democrats would.
Okay, so there's a line here about how Ormond and Pirkle separated due to differences and I wanted to find the source for that. But what made me laugh is if you go to the Ron Ormond Wikipedia page where it talks about those films, the link is *to* the Cinema Snob episodes here on UA-cam. Those are the literal references. I guess Brad can be credited for keeping these movies alive in the cultural zeitgeist. For anyone who cares, the info comes from Tim Ormond given in an interview with Jack Sargeant(?) in his book [insert long title] that you can read on MONDO STUMPO. Tim said The Burning Hell was a successful film in religious circles in that it had made a good amount of money, not millions, but good for what the movie was and his father and Estus didn't see eye to eye on the business side. After that he refused to elaborate, but made a lot of "water under the bridge, but bridges were crossed" comments. There's one other clue in that apparently the Ormonds didn't retain rights, or even custody, of those films, leaving them to Pirkle's family when they separated. This seems to suggest the profit sharing was unfavorable for the Ormond's and rather than fight over money, they chose to amicably depart. This would add some context to Brad's comments watching this movie in that the profits from The Burning Hell probably paid for the glasses and suit. Unfortunately that seems to be it as I couldn't find anything on the Pirkle side so Tim's version is what I have.
So, does the Man From Another Place showing up to sing mean that the Estus Perkle trilogy takes place in a shared universe with Twin Peaks?
That would explain a lot
Yay! You finally found a copy of this! :) Thanks for putting up with my fangurling in NOLA, Brad. (My son is still mad at me BTW, ROFL.) ~hug~
CAN someone please spread the word for me , there a movie I think snob would be interested in reviewing, it's called Alabama jones and the busty crusade. It's a crappy porn parody of Indiana jones
Sounds pretty hilarious. But Snob probably has a laundry list of porn recs from fans. I'm personally still waiting for him to review "Space Nuts."
Lizzy Chrome Would that be a porn spoof of the Sid and Marty Kroft show Far Out Space Nuts? :)
Speaking of things Snob should find a copy of, there is a film entitled "Expelled"; which the Dove Foundation Family Seal of Approval. It touts that it stars "comedian" Ben Stein who is a "rebel" against "Big Science" in the classroom trying to deny design in nature and push issues like evolution, big bang, etc.
EDIT: which has the
19:21Holy shit, did nobody in the audience noticed that old guy having a stroke?!
the audience wears polyester?
It's an abomination in Deuteronomy, it is clearly forbidden.
They are all in hell now, due to their poor taste in fashion. :(
Which is why real Christians are no longer required to follow the rules of the Old Testament! ;-)
Don't badmouth Estus Pirkle. He gave us a means of healing in the Dark Souls series.
Out of curiosity, with VidMe's death, are those archived episodes dead forever, or will there be a restoration project moving it elsewhere? Again.
If you're just done with them, can you at least reupload "The Apple" review on UA-cam?
They're coming back. It's just gonna take a while. He's said as much on his tumblr. might have to go back some pages to find it.
And the skies opened up, and Brad Jones said: "The Apple: It's coming. Coming for you."
we're gonna get more SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
_It's funny how you think things can be lost on _*_the Internet..._*
“Too close, Estus!”
I about lost it 😂
It makes sense that the video directly following the Reggie Bar incident would be about Heaven. In any case, dear god, this is seriously almost as funny as your "Burning Hell" review. I'll be re-watching this one, along with "Burning Hell," "Gums" and the Talking Vagina Trilogy.
On the one hand, the burning hell. On the other, the believer's heaven, with Estus Pirkle.
Are they sure they didn't get the two places mixed up? Or is this a literal case of "damned if you do; damned if you don't"?
Depictions of Heaven like this really make me uncomfortable. Why's everyone wearing the same stuff? Is there a fucking dress code? Why aren't there any buildings? Is there no privacy?
They DO look like cultists.
1Dudelove they not only look like cultists, they are cultists.
Estes Perkle's version of Heaven is exactly how a cult leader would describe Heaven, before the poisoned Kool-aid is passed out.
Well, all I know about Heaven's dress code is no Nehru jackets
@@marytijerina9764
Well, they'll let you into Heaven anyways, but you'll get the room next to the noisy ice machine.
The kid at 17:55 seems to have forgotten that he's dead.
Dr Jack Hiles, can just blame his crimes on Mr Hyde.
thanks Odin!!!
Ed Fire (in Sarcastic Phelous voice) THANKS HASBRO!!!
10:20 He's riding eternal, shiny and chrome, into Valhalla! WITNESS HIM!
Never thought I'd hear John Wayne talk about circumcision.
Estest Returns and looks like he got a better budget.
Also am I the only one getting Kingdom Hearts Organization XIII flashbacks from God’s throne room? Nah. The chairs aren’t nearly high enough.
Katie Baily I know right? The Burning Hell and What will horses do? both look like snuff films. Well, more like a higher quality snuff film.
This shit is what inspired Chris Claremont to do ''God Loves, Man Kills.''
I think it inspired Clive Barker and Junji Ito too.
@@coffeemugentertainment3811
Junji Ito?
Out of the Burning Hell and into the Believer's Heaven. Oh Brad, you spoil us!
Your commentary literally makes me laugh out loud!!!!! Thanks. 👍👍
I died at the Belinda Carlisle reference
I didn’t realize how much I appreciated these Estus Pirkle films until I found out this was the last one.
Yeah, all those fruits and singing and being in the green is nice and all. And having all your ailments cured is definitely a big plus.
But Estus, do I have to wear a white robe 24/7 in heaven??
I mean, heaven has to have a slightly wider fashion sense than just pure white.
It calls to mind a political cartoon I saw put out shortly after Johnny Cash's death. He enters Heaven wearing his trademark black outfit, and one white- robed angel says to another something like, "We can make a dress- code exception in his case."
Others who Helped.
That made me laugh more than it should have.
When people look at these videos centuries from now, they're going to think Christians were complete bonkers.
And those Belinda Carlisle lyrics.
19:00 Aaaaand suddenly i fell in Love
So completely random but 15:49, the “does this excite you?” Is used at the beginning of Pass Me By from ICP. I’m sure no one else would care but I found this surreal.
At 19:00 it just straight up turns into a fucking John Waters movie
Yesssss! I love your Pirkle reviews! Giving you more material is the only good deed these movies did.
19:49 Officially uncomfortable
Good morning snob!!!!
Lol what the Snob said "Sure I'll get you into heaven but the Lord wants you to sign over your bank account" that's something Joel Osteen and Kenneth Kopeland would say
10:04 ah, so that's how you get to Heaven, put on a fake beard while standing out in the desert waiting for a gliss up to randomly play.
There's another one?!? Oh dear Snob! You're too good to us!!!
I don’t think I’ve had this many laughs watching a UA-cam video. Bless you, sir!