Squidward Gets Cancelled (feat.

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  • @BeefFshstick
    @BeefFshstick 9 місяців тому +7027

    Just bought an extra set of dude wipes, jeremys razors (non woke razors to help keep my trans son’s legs smooth), happy dad seltzers (non libfart zesty alcohol beverage), and jeremys chocolate WITH NUTS to contrast the dopes peddling seed oils over at Ben & Jerry’s. The west is saved!

    • @molanohouse
      @molanohouse 9 місяців тому +48

      Ironic

    • @BeefFshstick
      @BeefFshstick 9 місяців тому +559

      @@molanohouseNo shit

    • @tobiaszszulia407
      @tobiaszszulia407 9 місяців тому +217

      true! just remind him to watch 24 hours of "my little bussy"!, unlike that other show for fascists...

    • @4cuck
      @4cuck 9 місяців тому +3

      Look at this absolute chud still consuming seed oils in 2024, hahahahahahah

    • @ZestyZeek
      @ZestyZeek 9 місяців тому +20

      MeAmsABasedFishstick in a Colaws video? 2024 is off to a great start! 🚬🧍‍♂️

  • @UNALLOYEDSLOP
    @UNALLOYEDSLOP 9 місяців тому +4793

    It’s impressive that the general plot of the SpongeBob episode is kept intact

  • @johnniewalker7499
    @johnniewalker7499 8 місяців тому +4098

    „These Black people are nothing like the Kendrick Lamar Song“
    Lost it

  • @lmao.3661
    @lmao.3661 8 місяців тому +2098

    Imagine showing this to someone in 1948 and telling them this is what American politics will be in 75 years

    • @braziliantsar
      @braziliantsar 8 місяців тому +112

      They would ACK! in a second

    • @MMaximmachinegun
      @MMaximmachinegun 6 місяців тому +45

      @@braziliantsar>”They would-ACK-!”

    • @jadonlimoges1830
      @jadonlimoges1830 5 місяців тому +82

      Show it to someone in 1940 and they would side would side with adolf

    • @notapuma
      @notapuma 5 місяців тому +36

      Show it to a US GI in 1942, and the GI would start wondering if he shouldn't have at least heard the Germans out.

    • @vaderwa4119
      @vaderwa4119 3 місяці тому +23

      Honestly, American politics is pretty much like this since start of cold war

  • @lilbirb082
    @lilbirb082 8 місяців тому +728

    This is how people actually act and talk on Twitter

    • @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy
      @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy 7 місяців тому

      Well, that and the weird p0rn addicts

    • @JetEnduro96
      @JetEnduro96 6 місяців тому +87

      Quitting Twitter is the best decision of my life

    • @sebastian1491
      @sebastian1491 6 місяців тому

      Everyone on twitter literally cannot be real human beings

    • @guilhermeteodosio40
      @guilhermeteodosio40 3 місяці тому +15

      All hail Q Anon!!

    • @lordodin5755
      @lordodin5755 3 місяці тому +25

      I dunno this felt a lot more coherent

  • @jekkijekster
    @jekkijekster 9 місяців тому +6107

    Krusty Krab has fallen, bilions must fry

    • @therealgooseman2358
      @therealgooseman2358 9 місяців тому

      Bikini Bottom has fallen, krillions must die

    • @Fellalicious1
      @Fellalicious1 9 місяців тому +181

      The Krusty Krab is ballin, billions must buy

    • @RayFog1
      @RayFog1 9 місяців тому +90

      Yet the chum bucket thrives 😞

    • @justaregularoldpileofsnow6877
      @justaregularoldpileofsnow6877 9 місяців тому

      ​@RayFogcr The Chud Bucket trvsted thv plvn. Maybe that LIBERAL Krabs shouldve stopped ??? Xis gender and bvcvme v trve PvtriQt

    • @kojoattah3987
      @kojoattah3987 9 місяців тому +46

      *I hate nematodes*

  • @resonancetides7196
    @resonancetides7196 8 місяців тому +1473

    "Hey I'm not racist. My wife's boyfriend is black."😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tylerhassey5210
    @tylerhassey5210 7 місяців тому +876

    “We gotta gentrify the opp block” 💀

    • @masontesta5480
      @masontesta5480 4 місяці тому +7

      W

    • @BriarDougherty-jz4ry
      @BriarDougherty-jz4ry 2 місяці тому +1

      I don't even know what that means but I still laugh. 🤣

    • @iwasyoubutmewasyou
      @iwasyoubutmewasyou 2 місяці тому +22

      @@BriarDougherty-jz4ry "Gentrification refers to the transformation of a city neighborhood from low to high value, often leading to the displacement of its previous occupants."

    • @BriarDougherty-jz4ry
      @BriarDougherty-jz4ry 2 місяці тому +12

      @@iwasyoubutmewasyou Wasn't expecting an explanation, but I appreciate it, thanks.

    • @abbcc5996
      @abbcc5996 2 місяці тому +11

      @@BriarDougherty-jz4ry opp block is the government housing where your enemy gangs live btw

  • @Chicky_Lumps
    @Chicky_Lumps 9 місяців тому +4794

    I love the combo of the worst caricatures for each political party. Their mutual insufferability cancels out in the absolute stupidity of interacting.

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 9 місяців тому +483

      >I love how
      (explains the whole video)

    • @Astrothunder_
      @Astrothunder_ 9 місяців тому

      No one asked for this video essay script dude stfu 👳🏾‍♂️

    • @therealthirst8099
      @therealthirst8099 9 місяців тому +102

      @@merucrypoison296 I have seen you everywhere. gemmy pfp.

    • @americanwallace5216
      @americanwallace5216 8 місяців тому +260

      @@Skaevswell still being hypocritical and calling SpongeBob and Patrick xenophobic and racist and homophobic for no reason does show a lot

    • @americanwallace5216
      @americanwallace5216 8 місяців тому +248

      @@Skaevsin fact Squidward himself said that blacks “weren’t anything like the Kendrick Lamar song”

  • @iconofsin5886
    @iconofsin5886 6 місяців тому +283

    "The high oil prices were just a distraction from Hunter Biden's laptop" fucking killed me.

  • @joshuas135
    @joshuas135 9 місяців тому +4146

    Gee the establishment really outdid itself this time

    • @WallyWachell
      @WallyWachell 9 місяців тому +81

      I um… hate um…

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 9 місяців тому +89

      This is a validating fed gem

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 9 місяців тому +89

      imagine the outrage if the roles where reversed

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 9 місяців тому +18

      @@WallyWachellLemme hate that ummm... one brandon special please

    • @andriy_tato
      @andriy_tato 8 місяців тому +5

      Q is not going to save us.

  • @jurassic_seven9275
    @jurassic_seven9275 9 місяців тому +2953

    Beef’s Drumpf impression is the load bearing pole of this video

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 9 місяців тому +107

      Beef's Drumpf impression is the only thing not only holding up western society, but global society, and if he stops it would be like Atlas dropping earth itself.

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 9 місяців тому +27

      @@somerandomname3124
      the west is standing?

    • @LowFlyer
      @LowFlyer 9 місяців тому +40

      Please do not mispronounce His name, its not hard to properly type/say Zogtard Blumpf

    • @I_aint_active_no_more
      @I_aint_active_no_more 9 місяців тому +8

      What kind of saying is ‘load bearing pole?’

    • @J童
      @J童 9 місяців тому +17

      dude forgot the word pillar from his vocabulary

  • @KingPivot001
    @KingPivot001 9 місяців тому +7040

    the most intelligent and honest political commentary in recent years

    • @Dubulcle
      @Dubulcle 9 місяців тому +67

      How

    • @IKnowWhatYouDid3
      @IKnowWhatYouDid3 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Dubulclecope and seethe 🤷‍♂️

    • @kinghenry7058
      @kinghenry7058 9 місяців тому +373

      Maybe the real political commentary was the friends we made along the way

    • @michaelk9080
      @michaelk9080 9 місяців тому +98

      @@Dubulcle grow up

    • @pandasgonewild9540
      @pandasgonewild9540 9 місяців тому +580

      ​@Jacul-me6qv its making fun of conservatives for literally doing nothing to conserve anything and its making fun of liberals who pretend that theyre doing something when they are also doing nothing

  • @DrSTAHP
    @DrSTAHP 8 місяців тому +590

    "Lolita express" 💀

  • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
    @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 7 місяців тому +1055

    I like how squidward says "fuck" a lot to look cool and seem aggressive

    • @bigfartsaresotasty
      @bigfartsaresotasty 6 місяців тому +72

      squidward if he was written by viziepop

    • @NeurodivergentSuperiority
      @NeurodivergentSuperiority 6 місяців тому +2

      @@bigfartsaresotasty vivzepoop

    • @JVCS-b6z
      @JVCS-b6z 6 місяців тому +141

      ​@@bigfartsaresotasty he probably watches viziepop in this version

    • @MMaximmachinegun
      @MMaximmachinegun 6 місяців тому +86

      Squiddie probably has a hazbin hotel OC

    • @kmanthecoolest9304
      @kmanthecoolest9304 3 місяці тому +1

      like all mindless liberal heathens.

  • @KR811
    @KR811 22 дні тому +10

    Gentrify the opps block is wild 😂

  • @dosdoomguy2285
    @dosdoomguy2285 9 місяців тому +1849

    Someone pitch this to the DailyWire’s kids department

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 9 місяців тому +162

      Imagine boomers reposting this on FB lol

    • @patrickbateman1660
      @patrickbateman1660 9 місяців тому +366

      Not enough pro israel commentary in this video for daily wire to like it.

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 9 місяців тому

      Never enough Israel​@@patrickbateman1660

    • @KrisSchwarz98
      @KrisSchwarz98 9 місяців тому

      Too bad Israel is a bunch of incel loser bootlickers lmao

    • @vigilends
      @vigilends 9 місяців тому +97

      Try pitching this to PragerU's kids department also

  • @JAY_X1
    @JAY_X1 9 місяців тому +1239

    We receiving the benefits of trickle down economics with this one 💯

    • @PearlPredator
      @PearlPredator 9 місяців тому +78

      I'm literally pissing barrels of crude oil rn. All hail QAnon!

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 9 місяців тому +38

      Yummy seed oils and corn syrup

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 9 місяців тому

      @@vovabars1234*high fructose corn syrup
      damn libtard

    • @progenitor_amborella
      @progenitor_amborella 9 місяців тому +13

      Trickle up economics going hard with this one 👴🏻👌🏻🔥

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD 8 місяців тому +3

      You have.

  • @clayjack9969
    @clayjack9969 9 місяців тому +1328

    Perfectly balanced satire.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 9 місяців тому +1

      Only if you're an American who thinks Democrats and Liberals are somehow "left wing."

    • @davidfoldberg8004
      @davidfoldberg8004 9 місяців тому +79

      as all things should be

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 9 місяців тому +50

      It’s not satire

    • @clayjack9969
      @clayjack9969 9 місяців тому +141

      @@merucrypoison296 yeh I think this was based on a true story now that you mention it.

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@clayjack9969wait what

  • @limemason
    @limemason 7 місяців тому +468

    "Oh President Blumf, what should we conservatives conserve now?"
    "Nothing"
    "BASED! BILLIONS MUST THRIVE!"

  • @Lobotomy_Productions
    @Lobotomy_Productions Місяць тому +23

    I don’t even know how many layers of irony is in this. Absolutely fantastic.

    • @vaguelymodest6239
      @vaguelymodest6239 Місяць тому +8

      It’s perfect satire that shits on both sides

  • @falconsii1031
    @falconsii1031 9 місяців тому +2075

    Holy shit this is the best one he's ever made

    • @montajmdrnedir3130
      @montajmdrnedir3130 9 місяців тому +11

      indeed

    • @jimmyspingus8895
      @jimmyspingus8895 9 місяців тому +20

      Not even close. It has it's moments though, squidward screaming was gold

    • @Edward3Nigma
      @Edward3Nigma 9 місяців тому +111

      ​@@jimmyspingus8895Ah yes, screaming. Truly the reason I watch colaws.

    • @max7971
      @max7971 9 місяців тому +2

      bruh

    • @Raexai
      @Raexai 9 місяців тому +5

      Really based

  • @SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower
    @SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower 9 місяців тому +692

    The absolute state of the United States depicted by Spongebob

  • @progskep
    @progskep 9 місяців тому +205

    “I’m not racist, my wife’s boyfriend is black!”

  • @bernardojimenez653
    @bernardojimenez653 8 місяців тому +105

    “A real life black person” 😂 😂😂

  • @H1GHLANDER360
    @H1GHLANDER360 9 місяців тому +3163

    This and SpongeBob Gets Cancelled are like some of the best political satire's of modern day politics I've ever seen. I've watched Spongebob Gets Cancelled like waaaaay too many times.

    • @tk-5268
      @tk-5268 9 місяців тому +43

      Legit dude

    • @Raexai
      @Raexai 9 місяців тому +91

      Boi wife sponkbop

    • @denishrg9843
      @denishrg9843 9 місяців тому +107

      Did someone say boi wife? They better not make it their whole personality!

    • @Dubulcle
      @Dubulcle 9 місяців тому +7

      How

    • @danhentschelfan
      @danhentschelfan 9 місяців тому +1

      same

  • @solarsunne4950
    @solarsunne4950 9 місяців тому +1634

    this is kind of like the political cartoons in a 1900s newspaper but it actually works and is more coherent somehow

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 9 місяців тому +165

      Instead of having to imagine much of the joke, you just have to watch the visuals and have prior understanding of the references. This will 100% be studied in the future and referenced when they talk of political humor of our time.

    • @bluelax99able
      @bluelax99able 9 місяців тому +9

      ​@@that_deadeyegamer7920SpongeBob is eternal

    • @BlckPollen
      @BlckPollen 9 місяців тому +22

      This is who Ben garrison thinks he is

    • @TheBeatlesShow
      @TheBeatlesShow 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@BlckPolleni like that comparison

    • @chrisriverata1917
      @chrisriverata1917 8 місяців тому

      ​@@BlckPollenAnd Freedom Toons, eck.

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 9 місяців тому +477

    Squidward really complaining about gas prices when he be using a bike with his four legs.

  • @Br0leg
    @Br0leg 9 місяців тому +239

    This is the funniest one so far

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 9 місяців тому +21

      Did the patriots tell you to write this

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 9 місяців тому +6

      Holy shit Br0leg
      Big fan here

    • @medicodyssey
      @medicodyssey 8 місяців тому +2

      Wherever Br0leg goes I follow

  • @tttttttttttttt6
    @tttttttttttttt6 8 місяців тому +120

    “The west is falling, Squidward” had me💀

  • @MiHsC
    @MiHsC 9 місяців тому +288

    I wish this would stream on Fox news. Just once.

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 9 місяців тому

      it would melt the sheeple's fucking minds

    • @minecraftcoolman59
      @minecraftcoolman59 9 місяців тому +50

      wont happen with tucker gone

    • @markusmath3421
      @markusmath3421 9 місяців тому

      @@minecraftcoolman59 ngmi, tucker is controlled opp

    • @aesop1451
      @aesop1451 9 місяців тому

      @@minecraftcoolman59 Wouldn't even happen with Tucker on. Bro had Alex Jones on his X show and said it's the fault of liberal white women and their husbands, instead of the Jews

    • @ralph7605
      @ralph7605 8 місяців тому +8

      why fox news instead of all of them

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 9 місяців тому +342

    Unless you spend every waking second of your life on the internet, you won't be able to decipher a single line of dialogue from this video.

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps 9 місяців тому +56

      I found this one more decipherable than the Salty Spittoon one, that one I was glad I didn’t understand more or I would have been unable to breathe laughing at even more.

    • @scriggle3564
      @scriggle3564 9 місяців тому +44

      This one was a lot more coherent tbh

    • @NetflixBatuKhan
      @NetflixBatuKhan 9 місяців тому +16

      I'm not even American, but I was burst out laughing when John Fetterman came out of the blue. Heck, I know him from lurking enough on a mongolian basket weaving forum. Maybe it's time for me touch grass now.

    • @friedchicken8440
      @friedchicken8440 8 місяців тому +1

      This is a dumbed-down version of the other chudbob video thoughever

    • @helicopter2992
      @helicopter2992 8 місяців тому

      Low IQ 😂

  • @daveintheAM
    @daveintheAM 9 місяців тому +258

    Its weird how youve managed to have significantly more depth in this than like 99% of political satire over the last decade

    • @discipleofmatanui1362
      @discipleofmatanui1362 9 місяців тому +9

      It’s not that deep goofy

    • @Niyariii
      @Niyariii 9 місяців тому +38

      If you think this is deep or meaningful, you’re the one being made fun of in the video

    • @coffee4682
      @coffee4682 9 місяців тому

      @@Niyariiiliterally me when i’m a snarky loser who wants to dickride a shitposter for 0 reason

    • @angelantayhua3096
      @angelantayhua3096 9 місяців тому

      “Jeb is a Mess”

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 9 місяців тому +27

      @@Niyariii cope there is lore to this

  • @xuticx
    @xuticx 8 місяців тому +1190

    Conservatives wondering how to 'save the west' by doing absolutely nothing is the most accurate part of this video

  • @hamishstewart5324
    @hamishstewart5324 3 місяці тому +34

    I love how Squidward calls himself a liberal yet calls for gentrification the second black people don’t fit his ideal image of them.

    • @allnightempire9444
      @allnightempire9444 2 місяці тому +8

      Are you sure you know what a leftist is stewart?

    • @mpc7540
      @mpc7540 Місяць тому +2

      Im sure he does, but hypocrisy exists on all sides

    • @hamishstewart5324
      @hamishstewart5324 Місяць тому +2

      @@mpc7540 true

    • @fiber_frank
      @fiber_frank 9 днів тому +2

      @@allnightempire9444when did he say leftist

  • @paulbunyangonewild7596
    @paulbunyangonewild7596 9 місяців тому +244

    A peak into the impossible future of living long enough to see spongebob become public domain.

  • @Monkey_30000
    @Monkey_30000 9 місяців тому +93

    Not a single word in this video would have made sense a decade ago. Now it scares me to have understood most of them.

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 2 місяці тому +43

    This is probably one of the greatest works of political satire of our time.

  • @Zilliguy
    @Zilliguy 2 місяці тому +21

    I like how SpongeBob and Patrick are somehow both milk toast conservatives and far right extremists

  • @walterrising4276
    @walterrising4276 9 місяців тому +86

    The blacked rifle coffee falling from the plane was a nice touch

  • @MultiGamer64REAL
    @MultiGamer64REAL 9 місяців тому +198

    I love how this is an entire SpongeBob episode but without animation

  • @mikesdynasty1
    @mikesdynasty1 9 місяців тому +613

    I like how it portrays the two different kinds of idiocy on completely different ends of the political spectrum.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 9 місяців тому +1

      Both the Democratic and Republican parties are considered right wing by everyone except Americans.

    • @jondon1079
      @jondon1079 9 місяців тому

      Which 2 sides? As far as I can tell, there's only one side being lampooned, just with different flavors: hard-line progressive leftism (Democrats), and hard-line progressive leftism from 10 years ago (Republicans).
      Actual right-wing dissidents get shut out of the broader political landscape, and unpersoned if they say too much.
      Hell, even modern leftists get BTFOed if they happen to wander off the uniparty reservation. As seen during the unnameable conflict in the near east that occurred last October...

    • @andriusgimbutas3723
      @andriusgimbutas3723 9 місяців тому +47

      The two extremes - far right and the moderates

    • @hazyworld8626
      @hazyworld8626 9 місяців тому +23

      ​@@andriusgimbutas3723 But what about the far left? Actually wait, dumb question. Never mind.

    • @mojogustavo336
      @mojogustavo336 9 місяців тому +21

      It’s mostly the left though.

  • @sir-jams-a-lot9645
    @sir-jams-a-lot9645 9 місяців тому +314

    Never forget the USS Liberty and the men who died that day

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 9 місяців тому +21

      But I never knew them

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 9 місяців тому +74

      Rip to all the vaild poc biracial queens on the USS ohio 😔 ✊🏿

    • @kylehashem5898
      @kylehashem5898 9 місяців тому +11

      Based and redpilled

    • @m3m3lord61
      @m3m3lord61 8 місяців тому

      @seanutarbuckle6457smh can’t have shit in the Levant 😤 some mf always trying to steal yo shit or blow u up

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 7 місяців тому +3

      How dare you assume they identified as men

  • @buffbaby9384
    @buffbaby9384 9 місяців тому +72

    As a PA resident when John fetterman pulled out the q anon shell I giggled and kicked my feet in the air

    • @KramiIion
      @KramiIion 8 місяців тому +2

      Pls tell what did he do cus i cant be bothered to search him up

    • @someweirdidiot8736
      @someweirdidiot8736 7 місяців тому +19

      ​@@KramiIionsince the Gaza stuff fetterman has been very pro Isreal and a lot of his base is made at him cuz he ran as a progressive

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 7 місяців тому

      @someweirdidiot8736 Fetterman becomes more based the more his brain recovers. Love to see it.

    • @abdelillahbentabet5557
      @abdelillahbentabet5557 6 місяців тому +7

      @@KramiIion he ran as progressive, and then pulled a 180°

    • @asgoritolinasgoritolino7708
      @asgoritolinasgoritolino7708 4 місяці тому

      @@KramiIion He was a regular democrat until he suffered a stroke, then he somehow became normal again.

  • @OrionCV1
    @OrionCV1 22 дні тому +6

    better plot than the borderlands movie

  • @PersonHumanGuy
    @PersonHumanGuy 9 місяців тому +1516

    To be completely honest, this is some excellent political commentary that throws stones at both sides. Genuinely one of the most fresh, even, and hilarious political takes I have seen in a minute.

    • @Dubulcle
      @Dubulcle 9 місяців тому +46

      Literally how

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 9 місяців тому +114

      All it does is satirize the two American parties, both if which are very right wing by the standards of most countries. Only in America does this count as even handed satire.

    • @newvideosystem8592
      @newvideosystem8592 9 місяців тому

      @@andyroobrick-a-brack9355you must not be familiar with Kaner and Colaws

    • @oxymoron283
      @oxymoron283 9 місяців тому +156

      ​@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 most countries have a single party in power or a religious right leaning party And a slightly less religious left leaning party. We no longer have a left leaning party with religious leanings. I would not call the us right wing by most countries standards. If you're referring to Europe still no. They are fundamentally more left leaning than us. This is due to a number of factors not least of all socialized health care.

    • @Lukov17
      @Lukov17 9 місяців тому

      @@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Economicly yes, but socialy USA is one of the most leftist countries in the world.

  • @art96321
    @art96321 9 місяців тому +512

    Unironically these two are really the best political satire creators on the internet.

  • @cactus4752
    @cactus4752 9 місяців тому +57

    4:51 the slightly muffled “neither” in trumps voice got me lmfao

  • @TheThreatenedSwan
    @TheThreatenedSwan Місяць тому +5

    Even Squidward couldn't pretend for 2 seconds he wanted to be in Detroit

  • @PW.6060
    @PW.6060 5 місяців тому +15

    2:05 the absolute state of "conservatism"

    • @autismo3201
      @autismo3201 Місяць тому +2

      The dude wipes got me dead lol

  • @that_deadeyegamer7920
    @that_deadeyegamer7920 9 місяців тому +96

    Mixing classic SpongeBob with modern western political humor seems cursed yet it fits so well

  • @TheGriftcast
    @TheGriftcast 9 місяців тому +121

    This is the most hard hitting political commentary of the decade.

  • @lucass5980
    @lucass5980 9 місяців тому +396

    im not sure if I should be more horrified that this is the first political commentary/comedy thing ive seen in a long time that actually criticizes both sides, if I should be more horrified that both sides exist in real life more or less, or the fact that I understood every second of this video. God help us.

    • @djspojka2549
      @djspojka2549 9 місяців тому +13

      I think all of them

    • @Mercury-ok8ie
      @Mercury-ok8ie 9 місяців тому +8

      Pepe funkeiro

    • @PETRIXXXX
      @PETRIXXXX 8 місяців тому

      Oh my big chungus, did I just f*cking understand the vocabulary of a coleslaw savage hood dub? I'm so f*cking f*cked mang... or however the burger is flipped...

    • @mogo-wc7xw
      @mogo-wc7xw 8 місяців тому +5

      i think it's understanding the video

    • @nathancollins1715
      @nathancollins1715 8 місяців тому +33

      >"im not sure if I shou- ACK!"

  • @ChristianDAntonio-n3r
    @ChristianDAntonio-n3r Місяць тому +7

    Most sane conversation on Twitter:

  • @ohnostoltzman2496
    @ohnostoltzman2496 2 місяці тому +18

    2:53 The funniest line in UA-cam history.

  • @Tastyturkey56
    @Tastyturkey56 9 місяців тому +69

    Imagine if gas went that low in decades

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 9 місяців тому +31

      that $1.89 gas price is from the background of george floyd and derek chauvin kneeling in prayer towards Mecca. so it was that low 3 years ago

    • @5ve1e79
      @5ve1e79 8 місяців тому +5

      Under trump lol

    • @tbhon
      @tbhon 8 місяців тому +1

      Why is Biden charging so much for gas

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 8 місяців тому +6

      @@tbhon he's hogging the braps for himself

    • @tbhon
      @tbhon 8 місяців тому +3

      @@hello-rq8kf It's the end of the road for you, jack

  • @fidolimp
    @fidolimp 26 днів тому +8

    Why is this the best explanation of the right vs left in America that i've seen, and it's a fucking youtube poop of spongebob

  • @enraikow6109
    @enraikow6109 9 місяців тому +108

    You know what my mom always say, the L comes before the W in Colaws.

  • @motivusthesage
    @motivusthesage 2 місяці тому +12

    Brandon has dropped out. The West is Saved 😂😂😂

    • @Guyfield20XX
      @Guyfield20XX 2 місяці тому +3

      The West is Saved
      All Hail Magic Qanonch Shell!

  • @alexguy7395
    @alexguy7395 2 місяці тому +18

    This video is the definition of horseshoe theory

  • @nepozepo194
    @nepozepo194 9 місяців тому +36

    Squidward if he was written by Vivziepop

    • @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy
      @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy 7 місяців тому +1

      Nothing about this video had any Vivziepop related thing to it, the closest thing you can get is the mention of furries

    • @Da_bear-ij9gm
      @Da_bear-ij9gm 5 місяців тому +7

      @@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingyit’s a joke about the amount of swearing

    • @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy
      @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Da_bear-ij9gm Except Viziepop does it way unfunnier than here IMO

  • @7swordsinc909
    @7swordsinc909 9 місяців тому +353

    ive never been to america or experienced american politics, but from what i can gather from these videos, is that theyre the most calm and timid politically compared to transcaucasian politics.

    • @_Devil
      @_Devil 9 місяців тому +142

      "The Caucasus and Balkans are nothing like the Middle East! We would never let 4000 year old blood fueds dictate our modern politics!
      So anyways, back to what I was saying about the Serbians and the Azerbaijani's..."

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 9 місяців тому +21

      Or something like that yeah

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 9 місяців тому

      Transcaucasion? What's that, when you turn from non-white to white?

    • @marcantiojo7703
      @marcantiojo7703 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@merucrypoison296
      >This!!! So much this!!!

    • @Astrothunder_
      @Astrothunder_ 9 місяців тому

      Yea 🇺🇸 way better than the transsexual white people politics 🔥🔥

  • @ginyutiki
    @ginyutiki 9 місяців тому +158

    Squidward Turns Into A Chud For Like 15 Minutes In Western Detroit Then Starts Regretting It

  • @FunkelMcStump
    @FunkelMcStump 9 місяців тому +109

    I love that squidward swears like a vivzepop character

    • @JVCS-b6z
      @JVCS-b6z 9 місяців тому +62

      He probably watches Viziepop in this version

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 9 місяців тому +16

      Vivziepop is le bad even doe people hate her guts which is funny af

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 9 місяців тому +1

      Real

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 9 місяців тому

      ​@@merucrypoison296ugly ahh cartoon for braindead Zoomers 💀

    • @FunkelMcStump
      @FunkelMcStump 9 місяців тому +1

      @@merucrypoison296Rael

  • @MaxNeck
    @MaxNeck 6 місяців тому +20

    We gotta gentrify the opp block 😭😭

  • @Hermit1194
    @Hermit1194 9 місяців тому +73

    "I was throwing up a roman when I asked" I AM DYING LMAO

    • @latbat58
      @latbat58 4 місяці тому +2

      what does that mean?

    • @JuvenileFish8
      @JuvenileFish8 4 місяці тому +1

      @@latbat58 I think it's based on the popular anachronism that Roman soldiers saluted similarly to nazi’s

  • @superaugustods
    @superaugustods 9 місяців тому +319

    This is extremely well made. The social commentary on today's society, the valid political criticism of both sides of the aisle, the dude wipes... This video was beautiful to watch unfold.

    • @angelantayhua3096
      @angelantayhua3096 9 місяців тому +2

      There only two genders: Orange County NIMBYs and FB banned Qanon chuds

    • @randomone4832
      @randomone4832 8 місяців тому +8

      The vid doesn’t even touch the left though. Squidward is clearly a neoliberal grifter, while the last 30 seconds pile drives the right. I’d say it’s more right wing vs establishment than left vs right.

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@randomone4832 Both sides of the isle within the U.S.'s Overton window, at least. The U.S. truly has no left wing. It hasn't recovered from the Cold War. The two main parties are just capitalist or extra capitalist

    • @hatefulgaming1800
      @hatefulgaming1800 8 місяців тому

      @@randomone4832So Squidward is like most leftists in America 😂

    • @michakoniecpolski5677
      @michakoniecpolski5677 7 місяців тому

      You dont understand this video at all

  • @ImPhynsa
    @ImPhynsa 6 місяців тому +25

    Squidward here is the literal incarnation of a redditor

  • @TheHazard36
    @TheHazard36 9 місяців тому +113

    As a British person with 0 understanding of US politics, I very much enjoyed this

    • @Rexmex9
      @Rexmex9 6 місяців тому +4

      I’m british but i used to use twitter, so i fully understand this

  • @dannylogout
    @dannylogout 9 місяців тому +20

    Literally the longest meme ive ever watched without losing its quality

  • @hexon8013
    @hexon8013 9 місяців тому +143

    Damn this cheese pizza is fucking amazing

  • @ryderthomas24
    @ryderthomas24 9 місяців тому +201

    I like how it successfully makes fun of both the right and left. Shows the laughably horrible state of politics
    Thanks for the great satire

    • @tokyonova2814
      @tokyonova2814 9 місяців тому

      Fucking centrist

    • @ubcroel4022
      @ubcroel4022 9 місяців тому +14

      Well, the vvest has fallen so... but due to both sides being zawgbawts

    • @BaxterSquee
      @BaxterSquee Місяць тому +1

      WHY DOESNT ANYONE VOTE FOR INDEPENDENTS

  • @ElswordKcINC
    @ElswordKcINC 8 місяців тому +22

    This level of satire should actually be studied because it's just peak comedy

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 8 місяців тому +5

      It will be in 30 years. The natural evolution of those political cartoons with cryptic meanings.

    • @total_stem_education
      @total_stem_education 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@zombies4evadude24 cryptic even doe it's crystal clear

    • @maozk4983
      @maozk4983 7 місяців тому +4

      @@total_stem_education It’s only crystal clear if you’re terminally online…

    • @nottegiew
      @nottegiew 7 місяців тому

      @maozk4983 even doe it's still not cryptic

    • @Nathan-rb3qp
      @Nathan-rb3qp 3 місяці тому

      @@maozk4983Still makes more sense than Freedomtoons.

  • @therealonefrfr5676
    @therealonefrfr5676 Місяць тому +4

    I literally can't tell which side is being insulted more

  • @g0rebane
    @g0rebane 29 днів тому +5

    genuinely cannot tell which political party is being made fun of and thats the funniest part

  • @grahamskaggs4376
    @grahamskaggs4376 9 місяців тому +76

    this guy was just like "screw picking a side, im making fun of both"

    • @sethisevilone02
      @sethisevilone02 9 місяців тому +18

      the way it should be

    • @wnathanielw
      @wnathanielw 8 місяців тому +11

      There's more than 2 sides lol

    • @sethisevilone02
      @sethisevilone02 8 місяців тому

      based@@wnathanielw

    • @laxattack4620
      @laxattack4620 8 місяців тому

      ​@@wnathanielwNot in this day and age, otherwise we'd see more than two parties in the office by now

    • @warmonkey3216
      @warmonkey3216 7 місяців тому +11

      Colaws is far right

  • @sarkis951
    @sarkis951 18 днів тому +6

    You all joking, but this is actually how people on twitter talk.
    Well that, and bunch of bots.

  • @WilsonMayberry
    @WilsonMayberry 2 місяці тому +8

    Still made more sense than the last presidential debate.

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster 6 місяців тому +22

    What I love is how this won't become even remotely dated af in six months. Timeless.

  • @a.m.hofmeister725
    @a.m.hofmeister725 Місяць тому +4

    Aight, the magic qanonch shell got me.

  • @mynamajeff1631
    @mynamajeff1631 9 місяців тому +33

    OH BOY 2 AM

  • @jcdenton2907
    @jcdenton2907 9 місяців тому +27

    Absolute gem in a sea of coal

  • @Kirasupporter1
    @Kirasupporter1 5 місяців тому +7

    Squidward is a very real type of person that exists sadly

  • @P4RK3R1Z3D
    @P4RK3R1Z3D 5 місяців тому +55

    What a polisci degree does to a mf.

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 2 місяці тому +8

    3:59
    > One dollar eighty-nine cent gas
    *ALL HAIL Q*

  • @realm1500
    @realm1500 9 місяців тому +26

    >Gee this video sure does a good job of making fun of both si-ACKKKKK

  • @yushfaandromedha
    @yushfaandromedha 9 місяців тому +34

    The internet is an enigma that somehow are able to combine children's entertainment with extreme political beliefs

  • @matthewmorgan3913
    @matthewmorgan3913 5 місяців тому +10

    "My wife's boyfriend is black"
    Had me dead💀

  • @DruidPC
    @DruidPC 9 місяців тому +117

    1. THESE IMPRESSIONS ARE PERFECT
    2. I love how this equally makes fun of the hypocrisy of both sides

    • @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm
      @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm 9 місяців тому +11

      The world’s most laughable centrist be like

    • @atree2820
      @atree2820 9 місяців тому +34

      @@dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bmno they’re actually very based because they don’t have to think about anything and they can just laugh at everyone else that’s trying to fight for what they believe in no that’s not being spineless wdym

    • @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm
      @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm 9 місяців тому +9

      @@atree2820 Shit, my b. I will stop having principles and opinions so that I can laugh more. Thank you for the correction, i am now having more fun here than I had been having and or would have continued to be having had I not been informed of this

    • @hazyworld8626
      @hazyworld8626 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@atree2820 Honestly, i'm a centrist and you pretty much nailed it perfectly.

    • @apocalypseforever8434
      @apocalypseforever8434 9 місяців тому +35

      @@dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bmthis actually isn’t a case of “haha both sides are bad fundamentally” it’s that there have been many instances of people on both sides betraying their professed belief systems, with Squidward unable to exist in the hood and SpongeBob and Patrick not actually doing anything to uphold conservative values
      Regardless of which side you agree with it’s universally pathetic behavior on display

  • @user-xc4lq1zq2x
    @user-xc4lq1zq2x 22 дні тому +6

    this is so good

  • @josekapper
    @josekapper 9 місяців тому +84

    W 2024 OFF TO A GOATED START

  • @JakeRTurbo
    @JakeRTurbo 7 місяців тому +8

    this is unironically better political discourse that most news websites lmao

  • @PartyPhil1
    @PartyPhil1 2 місяці тому +5

    THIS IS LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

  • @tomyzar
    @tomyzar 9 місяців тому +86

    This won't age very well since times will inevitably change.
    However, for the time being, these are masterpieces

    • @apocalypseforever8434
      @apocalypseforever8434 9 місяців тому +40

      If anyone in the future wants to know hat politics of these times were, these will be the best time capsules

    • @YOSHBAG
      @YOSHBAG 8 місяців тому +6

      I hope things calm down for the future generations…they deserve normal lives where they can agree to disagree and have civil conversations. For now though, we’re stuck in this storm of really intense politics.

    • @SatansOvenMittz
      @SatansOvenMittz 8 місяців тому +2

      Not many things age well. Enjoy the moment

  • @TheodoreCaesarMoseby
    @TheodoreCaesarMoseby 9 місяців тому +87

    More SpongeBob stuff, this is hilarious

  • @JuvenileFish8
    @JuvenileFish8 4 місяці тому +36

    I love how Squidward is portrayed.
    -He’s a normie consumer who takes pride in the “niche” brands he’s loyal to (Whole Foods, IN-N-OUT, Rick and Morty).
    -He constantly insults SpongeBob and Patrick’s intelligence even though they’re the friendliest of the three despite their occultist beliefs.
    -He annoyingly appropriates already unfunny alt-right memes in a sad attempt at safe-edgy comedy (eat ze bug).
    -Despite being a liberal, he sees the logic in conservatism and defaults to it whenever he’s distressed or angry. (“Shouldn’t you be upholding moral traditions and values?” “We need to gentrify the opp block!”) He’s probably more trained in hating conservatives than understanding liberal ideology.
    -He speaks with preconceived notions when interacting with certain demographics (like black people) like a fascist.

    • @Nibtarr
      @Nibtarr 3 місяці тому +2

      I love how conservatives do nothing
      Epic funni

  • @makislay8678
    @makislay8678 9 місяців тому +37

    1:05 got me WEAK 😭😭😭

  • @brandonhale460
    @brandonhale460 25 днів тому +4

    This needs to be archived

  • @FlaxGalax_FG
    @FlaxGalax_FG 6 місяців тому +8

    "My wife's boyfriend is black"
    That doesn't even make any sense, yet it some how mocked those stereotypes perfectly xdd.

  • @Avalos-Entertainment
    @Avalos-Entertainment 9 місяців тому +17

    Squidward probably calls Twitter X