Jeff Dye Stand-Up

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @bizichyld
    @bizichyld 6 років тому +172

    Dude is a legit good man and class act. Went to junior high and high school with him. Bought tickets to a show and met him afterwards. Wasn’t sure if he’d recognize my wife and I, but he did and gave us big hugs and met us after the show. Bought us drinks and chatted for about 20 minutes before going back for his next set. He didn’t have to do that, but he’s just that cool.

    • @WesleyThibodeau
      @WesleyThibodeau 2 роки тому +2

      Once heard him say he could take a wolf in a fight...

    • @pamhopedye6868
      @pamhopedye6868 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for the reply, great review.!

    • @paulpolpiboon9535
      @paulpolpiboon9535 2 роки тому

      👍

    • @toad7058
      @toad7058 Рік тому +3

      Couldnt agree more. I got to open for him for three shows and he was the nicest comedian Ive ever met or worked with. We drank and had way too much fun. On the Saturday (of a three night run) he found out my wife and kids had joined me at the hotel and had them come to the show. He was so beyond nice to them. Over a year later I went and saw him at a comedy club and he noticed me in the audience and called me out by name. After the show he hugged my wife and kid and asked where "the other one is" she was too young to get in this particular club but he even remembered I had two kids. He told me to come back the next night and be on the show. Hes the greatest. Everyone should be a fan cause Jeff loves everyone and hes so damn good at being a comedian.

    • @Andy-1234
      @Andy-1234 Рік тому +1

      I figured he was cool in real life but comedians have a lot going on so you never know. Nice to hear he is the same dude off stage.

  • @estecani
    @estecani 6 років тому +201

    “I don’t know anything about childs” 😂😂

  • @elisereyes7637
    @elisereyes7637 5 років тому +160

    Am I the only one thinking that his raspy voice is THE cutest thing?!?

  • @alesiaandrade3104
    @alesiaandrade3104 6 років тому +83

    Lmaooooo “ I don’t have information “

  • @TK-ij2xi
    @TK-ij2xi 6 років тому +33

    I'm a mom, my kids are older...i LOVE little kid convos. They are the best. You want authentic, you want a glimpse of who you were? Allow a conversation with a child.

  • @TheDayDreamingOwl
    @TheDayDreamingOwl 2 роки тому +28

    The best irony of this act, whether he realized it or not, was that he started off talking about how he wasn't ready for kids but then ended with a story demonstrating how great he actually is with children. The amount of interest and enjoyment he expressed in talking to that little boy is exactly how to determine if you're ready for Kids, and he's got it. He played it off as if his ability to hold a conversation with a young child made him immature but the truth is its the exactly opposite. An immature person would not have the capacity to communicate with such a child if they felt no empathy or connection with them.

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 7 років тому +318

    Wish people would cheer when I told them I'm single.
    Instead of giving me that "aww I'm so sorry" look.

    • @0991ekul
      @0991ekul 7 років тому +5

      jokes on them, stats show that they'll hate each other in the near future.

    • @ashleymrals
      @ashleymrals 7 років тому +1

      adam mac II

    • @williamsieving5237
      @williamsieving5237 6 років тому

      I'm really kind of surprised to see a female troll, Cyndi. It's not often you see a woman being an a$$hole. I noticed there's no picture on your profile. Either you're a smart troll or maybe you just look like one...? Judging by the comment, I would say the ladder. Projecting is a common coping mechanism.

    • @rickjames8960
      @rickjames8960 6 років тому +3

      Better than the "Makes sense" look

    • @justinb1382
      @justinb1382 6 років тому +3

      When I tell people I’m single they give me that “yea I could tell” look, so don’t feel bad.

  • @ryanrad8693
    @ryanrad8693 8 місяців тому +1

    Love Jeff Dye!! So happy I got tickets to see him May 16 at The Ice House!!! Lets GOOOOOO!!!!!

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 4 роки тому +7

    Wow what an adorable set! Thanks handsome man with the killer raspy voice.

  • @ewartsmith7490
    @ewartsmith7490 5 років тому +37

    He still has the jersey

  • @luvyou-baby
    @luvyou-baby 7 років тому +99

    he has a traveling show with Henry Winkler (Fonzie), William Shatner, Terry Bradshaw and George Foreman- its pretty amusing to watch.

    • @luvyou-baby
      @luvyou-baby 7 років тому +1

      he plugged it last time , its why i started watching.

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 7 років тому

      You know what's worse than "hoping a beautiful woman takes that empty seat but instead a toddler takes it"? It's when a beautiful woman does take that seat and you either completely choke and embarrass yourself by saying something extremely stupid right off the bat (e.g. "who knew this day would get so adventurous" and you can see in her face how her desire to talk to another human just rapidly flies away), and have to sit their awkwardly for the rest of the flight. OR she either immediately ignores you. OR immediately just gives you a disgusted looking hello and proceeds to put headphones on. OR immediately says, "don't talk to me, creep" (of course at that moment you call her an asshole, but in all honesty, she may be right because you are extremely selfish and only talking to her because she is beautiful and you think you deserve all beautiful women without thinking about whether they think you are attractive).

    • @scotty9898
      @scotty9898 7 років тому +3

      luvyou baby, I love that show. It's hysterical. Glad they made a second season

    • @WaffleEBay12
      @WaffleEBay12 7 років тому +1

      boreduser12 Well that's a lot to take in. And totally unrelated to the comment you replied to.

    • @Rawk4Life
      @Rawk4Life 6 років тому

      Unfortunately, Dye isn't good at improv humor, which is why he's probably better at his own scripted stand up.

  • @CarnageJE
    @CarnageJE 7 років тому +126

    Are his hands huge or is his head tiny?

    • @mikophilo348
      @mikophilo348 7 років тому

      Carnaage booo

    • @Tostorito
      @Tostorito 7 років тому +8

      Yes

    • @theugglyduckling7952
      @theugglyduckling7952 7 років тому +9

      I didn't notice till I read this and it is all I see now 😱😱😱

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 6 років тому +2

      The_Jokester wrong.....huge gloves......
      Huge love gloves

    • @2Bad4YOUuu
      @2Bad4YOUuu 5 років тому

      U know wut they say ...

  • @ColdperpetratorLv
    @ColdperpetratorLv 5 років тому +6

    The part that made me
    Laugh is when he said kids rogue lol

  • @WooWoo4511
    @WooWoo4511 7 років тому +14

    He is hilarious on the show Better Late Than Never... along with George Foreman, Henry Winkler, Terry Bradshaw, and William Shatner!! So glad they brought it back for season 2

  • @AFromFrance
    @AFromFrance 7 років тому +47

    This guy would be an amazing dad but a very shitty husband. 😂

    • @norisa4850
      @norisa4850 6 років тому +1

      He’s dating wwe wrestler beck lynch I believe

  • @catmaster17
    @catmaster17 6 років тому +18

    Why is he so cute and why are his jokes so cute??? omg!!!

  • @Betcsbirds
    @Betcsbirds 2 місяці тому

    Truly one of the funniest guys around right now.

  • @JesusVelociraptor
    @JesusVelociraptor 4 роки тому +2

    "You got any information?" "I don't have information" lmao

  • @alangarcia4821
    @alangarcia4821 6 років тому +5

    That Save Barrel tag was so funny lol...it didnt get the laughs it deserved :P

  • @StaticGorilla
    @StaticGorilla 7 років тому +12

    Yeeees! One of my favorites from last comic standing!

  • @feryela
    @feryela 6 років тому +10

    I watched this while eating a quesadilla

  • @mikeymartin4575
    @mikeymartin4575 5 років тому +8

    When he smiles he looks like a younger Jon Ham.

  • @ahsatan8997
    @ahsatan8997 4 роки тому +3

    He is delightful

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 7 років тому +16

    Love Jeff Dye he is so hilarious

  • @NicKeLas
    @NicKeLas 7 років тому +78

    He didn't tell that many jokes and they weren't hilarious, but that performance was super entertaining! Also, he reminds me of Jorma Taccone from The Lonely Island.

    • @little7redify
      @little7redify 7 років тому +4

      NicKeLas Exactly my thoughts. It doesn't seem like stand up comedy or even comedy in general it just seems like someone telling an entertaining story that happened to him.

    • @enx2083
      @enx2083 5 років тому

      Me too!

    • @DabsOnDabs
      @DabsOnDabs 5 років тому +2

      big "This Is Not Happening" vibes

    • @ssds24
      @ssds24 2 роки тому

      I agree. His special at the Helium club was pretty funny tho if you haven't seen it.

  • @FabrizioPeruano
    @FabrizioPeruano 6 років тому +1

    I gave Jeff a ride home from "Off the Hook Comedy Club" in Naples and it felt pretty awesome to give a famous person a ride!! It's too bad he had a better convo with a 5 yr old than with me 😂😂 he's a great guy tho! Awesome jokes man! Keep it up !

  • @amaraaubre
    @amaraaubre 2 місяці тому

    this was just adorable.

  • @waloacme
    @waloacme 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is really good! Cant believe I didn't know him.

  • @Mctendies
    @Mctendies 7 років тому +13

    His delivery is like a wholesome version of Jim Jefferies.

  • @udmgraduate
    @udmgraduate Рік тому

    This made me love being a father even more.

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn 5 років тому +5

    that second fart sounded dubbed in... how could a hand held mic pick that up like that?

  • @Aj-rj1wy
    @Aj-rj1wy 7 років тому

    How have I not seen this?! I love Jeff.

  • @jonmikolrosario
    @jonmikolrosario 6 років тому +3

    love this guy 😂

  • @rochelleedwards5877
    @rochelleedwards5877 6 років тому +2

    Good job Jeff! Loved that kid story in Bellevue at the Parlor. Good choice! It was cuter and told better. Perfect. And your reaction to being single is a huge hit, sounded like reaction of Moms. bet they all started texted their single daughters.

  • @nicoledeonath6719
    @nicoledeonath6719 6 років тому +3

    Did u really fart?! 😂😂😂 i heard it separately from the fart sound u made with your hand, and i saw the tense look in your face.. 😂😂😂 halarious.. 😂😂😂😂

    • @davsavchav
      @davsavchav 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine being in the front row and smelling the slowly incremental stench as it diffuses around the room and being like, "f***ing hell..." and not being able to concentrate on the sketch.

  • @sailormood_3278
    @sailormood_3278 5 років тому +1

    This reminded me how much I genuinely like kids. Y’all, be nice to them please lol

  • @emmc9898
    @emmc9898 Рік тому

    Fellow Covington, WA used-to-live-in

  • @carlosfuentes7945
    @carlosfuentes7945 2 роки тому +2

    Dude is so cool👍

  • @liamxerxes252
    @liamxerxes252 Рік тому

    Seconde #BEST #COMIDIAN in WORLD #XXD YOU KNOW...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @emmy6909
    @emmy6909 6 років тому +5

    I love how women in the audience go “aweeeeeee” when he is talking about the baby... like they started ovulating ipso facto... I know I did lol

  • @pamhopedye6868
    @pamhopedye6868 2 роки тому +1

    Who got to see the Jeff Dye show? hes can be hard to get to.

    • @pamhopedye6868
      @pamhopedye6868 2 роки тому +1

      Huge FAN, can't wait until I see you again.

  • @annatar6453
    @annatar6453 5 років тому +1

    Funny clean comedy. Like it

  • @susanfromsanantonio3873
    @susanfromsanantonio3873 5 місяців тому

    Hysterically funny guy!

  • @angelak.johnson7701
    @angelak.johnson7701 7 років тому

    Jeff Dye... you have a great future. Your venue is ever so sweet, kind and most of all FUNNY! Angie:-)))

  • @alexrseeberger
    @alexrseeberger 6 років тому

    I love Jeff in that show on NBC

  • @JohnSmith-lx1xe
    @JohnSmith-lx1xe 2 роки тому

    I like this guy 😊

  • @uzitenenbaum952
    @uzitenenbaum952 7 років тому +7

    I bet he's got a great Captain Kirk impression.

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 Рік тому

    Adorable and hilarious

  • @addieroll6261
    @addieroll6261 7 років тому +1

    Honestly this was pretty fuckimg hilarious. Didn't expect to laugh so much because the intro was a little slow but great job Jeff!

  • @ricksanchez6510
    @ricksanchez6510 7 років тому

    I like him so much in the show Better Late than Never! 😁

  • @MillenniumEye373
    @MillenniumEye373 7 років тому +37

    Jeff Dye is a really funny comedian and an attractive man too. But I feel like his stand up doesn’t fit The Tonight Show cause it’s a family friendly show. First he looks better dressed casual not formal, second, I’ve seen his stand up comedy before and his crude jokes are way better. He lives in New York and it’s sad that to gain more exposure you need to go to a Show like this.

    • @mindaugasmazrimas4554
      @mindaugasmazrimas4554 5 років тому +1

      Listen to me and listen to me close. NOBODIES COMEDY FITS THE TONIGHT SHOW! 1)Its a terrible show 2)Youre told what to wear and what to say 3)They get comics who are dirty and force them into this digestable shit box because god forbid you swear and lastly,aint no comic coming on this show to do a retarded 5 minutes because they love Fallon or performing in front of a bunch of bipolar idiots who have no clue who they are. This whole thing is just a "My agent said it would be good for my career to appear on a show watched by a lot of idiots who still for some reason watch late night shows when they havent been funny for about 20 years"

  • @MzIvorySeattle
    @MzIvorySeattle 6 років тому

    Bellevue WA welcomes the laughter 2018

  • @becsblue9424
    @becsblue9424 Рік тому

    Awesome guy!

  • @YadiraLaguerre
    @YadiraLaguerre 7 років тому

    Man: I don’t want commitment. I only play video games all day and make fart jokes. Woman: I can change you.

    • @riyasingh2729
      @riyasingh2729 2 роки тому +1

      Oh pls woman play vido games too

  • @samriddhi43
    @samriddhi43 7 років тому

    Omg! I feel the same way! He describes my feelings!!!!

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 7 років тому +4

    You know what's worse than "hoping a beautiful woman takes that empty seat but instead a toddler takes it"? It's when a beautiful woman does take that seat and you either completely choke and embarrass yourself by saying something extremely stupid right off the bat (e.g. "who knew this day would get so adventurous" and you can see in her face how her desire to talk to another human just rapidly flies away), and have to sit their awkwardly for the rest of the flight. OR she either immediately ignores you. OR immediately just gives you a disgusted looking hello and proceeds to put headphones on. OR immediately says, "don't talk to me, creep" (of course at that moment you call her an asshole, but in all honesty, she may be right because you are extremely selfish and only talking to her because she is beautiful and you think you deserve all beautiful women without thinking about whether they think you are attractive).

    • @jessyjulie5506
      @jessyjulie5506 5 років тому +1

      I thought u were going somewhere else with that story. Lol I agreed with u at the end.

  • @etoileedmonds
    @etoileedmonds 2 роки тому +1

    This man is speaking the gospel

  • @NeatoLino
    @NeatoLino 4 роки тому +3

    I thought he was going to end the set with him calling his ex saying he wants to have kids now 😭

  • @backseatdriver4833
    @backseatdriver4833 2 роки тому

    So good

  • @violetlane2901
    @violetlane2901 6 років тому +7

    he’s so attractive tbh

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 Рік тому

    jeff is great, a true goodhearted doofus genius. this wasn't his best set by a long chalk.

  • @YayaIsSilly
    @YayaIsSilly 6 років тому

    Plane part worked pretty well, very cute

  • @melv5174
    @melv5174 7 років тому +4

    I wondered what happened to him after money from strangers on mtv stopped airing lol

  • @tbrwy
    @tbrwy 7 років тому +3

    Anyone feel like the kid tugging his shirt was like the end of Chris delias man on fire

  • @fredascencio9606
    @fredascencio9606 7 років тому

    The first comedians on this show that's actually funny

  • @alburnett75
    @alburnett75 4 роки тому +2

    Jeff needs his own special. He's fkn hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 Рік тому

    Great set 👌 👏

  • @JRLB38
    @JRLB38 6 років тому +1

    It picks up at the end

  • @neojd
    @neojd 7 років тому +3

    Haven’t seen Jeff since Last Comic Standing. He’s still got it. 👍🏼

  • @musicfanmic
    @musicfanmic 7 років тому +21

    Was that second fart a real one?

    • @bitemesucka7584
      @bitemesucka7584 7 років тому +4

      I thought the exact same thing!!
      Watch him after- it's like it took him by surprise

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 6 років тому

      Michael Bryant lmfao!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicoledeonath6719
      @nicoledeonath6719 6 років тому

      biteme sucka i feel like it wasnt a surprise.. just poorly timed 😂😂😂😂 he tried to cover the real fart with a fake one.. hope he didnt shit himself.. 😂😂

  • @ryandrew9937
    @ryandrew9937 2 роки тому

    He makes it look easy

  • @kidrauhl55
    @kidrauhl55 6 років тому +3

    I would be happy with fish stick Friday with Jeff ❤️

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 7 років тому +2

    2:05 Jeff sounded cute when said that he must have a cold

  • @MKGamingByMunish
    @MKGamingByMunish 7 років тому +1

    The fact the audience started clapping before he could say thank you; LET HIM GET HID OWN APPLAUSE, NOT FROM A APPLAUSE SIGN!!!

  • @MrsBungle78
    @MrsBungle78 7 років тому +25

    Dude's a bit cute!

  • @izzmontano91
    @izzmontano91 5 років тому

    The real skitch is funny lmao i fucking love quesadillas

  • @mentonerodominicano
    @mentonerodominicano 4 роки тому

    He might joke about it, but would be a great dad or babysitter himself.

  • @tallboots2222
    @tallboots2222 10 місяців тому

    Love Jeff Dye. Sorry you have to go on the tonight show tho.

  • @annaharsanyi-sulyom7751
    @annaharsanyi-sulyom7751 4 роки тому

    why do I feel like his voice is the 'look at this distinguished gentleman, look at the way he is sitting, yes very distinguished mmm I see I see' tiktok??

  • @MsJanetWood
    @MsJanetWood 4 роки тому +2

    4:30 *He made that whole story up. 5 years olds have a very short attention span. Furthermore, they cannot sit quietly for that long period of time! They would need to 👏🏼clap their hands, 👐🏽snap their fingers, 🙌🏽stomp their feet! Finally, what kind of airline ✈️ allows a 5 year old to travel by themselves?*

  • @MrStensnask
    @MrStensnask 7 років тому

    Started out a little slow but lowkey killed it with that plane story :)

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy 6 років тому +1

    funny AND original

  • @neilbusmente4506
    @neilbusmente4506 6 років тому +2

    His voice is so adorable

  • @justin_your_cousin9273
    @justin_your_cousin9273 7 років тому +31

    "Im single, but I have a gf" is like saying "my car is for sale, but I'm not selling it."

    • @Lucas77221
      @Lucas77221 7 років тому +40

      Plum Windmills he said he had a girlfriend

    • @justin_your_cousin9273
      @justin_your_cousin9273 7 років тому +3

      I hate people who use the term single as in "not married"

    • @JohnDoe-cw7wy
      @JohnDoe-cw7wy 7 років тому +1

      Plum, what does that have to do with this video tho?

    • @myusername8775
      @myusername8775 6 років тому +1

      He HAD a girlfriend.. as in, in this video he didn’t have one, he had one in the past :/

  • @romysan1
    @romysan1 6 років тому

    very funny ! bravo.

  • @creamsaroyan6666
    @creamsaroyan6666 4 роки тому

    Oh my God this guy is so cute 🥰 uh I’m in love

  • @JoeBreeVideos
    @JoeBreeVideos 7 років тому +24

    Cute AND funny. Mary me now.

  • @jobelthirty1294
    @jobelthirty1294 7 років тому +50

    he didnt make me laugh. it was a little chuckle, but it was more of a normal conversation with long pauses than comedy.

    • @NOLAMarathon2010
      @NOLAMarathon2010 7 років тому +2

      I thought it was somewhat painful...up until about the 3:38 mark when a measure redemption began.

  • @wataloopus
    @wataloopus 6 років тому +1

    Lmao this guys whole routine revolves around trying to score with the hottest chicks.
    Starts off “hey everyone so I’m single”
    “I do well the ladies”
    So he is already planting this bug in the girls heads like “haha... I wonder if he’s serious..that’s kinda hot” in a witty reverse psychology kinda way
    Then he goes on the whole plane schpeel with the little kid and he has all the ladies “awwwww-ing” to show his “sensitive” and “playful” side

    • @riyasingh2729
      @riyasingh2729 2 роки тому

      What do you mean by sensitive!Sensitive doesn't attract women,don't try to spread the message that woman are sensitive,not they aren't,women aren't going to be attracted if he says sensitive

  • @WakandaSykes
    @WakandaSykes 6 років тому

    Hilarious. He should perform at JFL in Canada

  • @livehideki015
    @livehideki015 7 років тому +1

    Really funny comedian

  • @laurlaur250
    @laurlaur250 6 років тому

    Respect

  • @goddaddyygaming6521
    @goddaddyygaming6521 6 років тому +5

    I feel sorry for Becky lynch

  • @cyropyro
    @cyropyro 6 років тому

    Yes, but do you still have the jersey???

  • @katyhayden943
    @katyhayden943 7 років тому +1

    Wasn’t impressed at all until he moved to the bit about talking to the kid. That was hilarious. No thumbs up or thumbs down. Evened out.

  • @baddmanaz
    @baddmanaz 7 років тому

    Seemed like jimmy was telling that guy: "jeff! die!!"

  • @leo3star
    @leo3star 6 років тому +1

    You luckiest guy ever

  • @chrisbruhh5391
    @chrisbruhh5391 5 років тому

    i feel like i'm watching Seinfeld's son, not complaining though lol

  • @briangenthner5500
    @briangenthner5500 5 років тому +2

    No I know why wanted to give me free tickets to his show

  • @jyll.7132
    @jyll.7132 7 років тому +29

    That means he would be a good parent....if he ever grew up, that is.

    • @CalebMcFarland
      @CalebMcFarland 6 років тому +2

      Jyl I think that was the whole point of the set. He doesn’t want to, so he doesn’t get married. He enjoys his life as it is, etc.